/brit/

didn't sleep
doing a class later
will be long

>>70865722
fuck off caralad you kiddyfiddler

wish I was Tom Brady desu

submitted one of these 'job applications' as they seem to call them

havent had any luck with the old 'job applications' so far

>>70865754
my hot wife whos actually not that hot and kinda looks like a dude

>Gender is a learned thing and gender roles are social concepts
>There is a such thing as a male brain or a female brain and you can be born with the wrong one

well, which is it?

cara?

>>70865777
first one, trans people are stupid and think it's the second

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what am i supposed to distract myself with now that the nfl and premier league are over

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Tonight on A Current Affair we speak to the Anon whose totally fucked his life for the last 15 years.
Up next, meet the neighbours from hell.

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>>70865779
georgia?

>>70865816
the ol' vroom vroom starts in 2 months more or less

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>>70865816
>nfl
>premier league

>>70865851
i simply cannot appreciate motorsports

>>70865777
they don't contradict eachother retard

>>70865754
is he that retard that gets on his knee and prays every time he scores?

https://twitter.com/cisnoflake/status/828537886710587392
Did a laugh

>>70865887
you're probably thinking of tim tebow who was a meme for a year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqIrm4H9-7I

>>70865722
hi friend

>>70865777
oh sorry i misread

you are indeed correct, it's the first one

>>70865880
>learned
>born

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>Australia: 7% of Catholic priests abused children, commission finds

criminal genes

>>70865932
helo

Why do normies hoot and holler like a bunch of wild apes?

>>70865946
You mean Irish genes

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>super bowl? why yes indeed, i do like watching 3 hours of adverts inbetween fat niggers catching an egg

>>70865963
homo sapiens sapiens are apes

>>70865816
This guy is from the UK 100% positive. You can clearly see the yellow lines on the road which clearly indicates that it is the UK...

>>70865889
see
>>70865946

>>70865965
went for a poo last night with 2 minutes left on the clock when i came back 15 minutes later there were still 17 seconds left

Feminists HATE trannies because trannies entire worldview begins with the gender binary

fell asleep in the third quarter but I'll tell all me mates I watched it all >:D

>>70865965
edelman is white

>>70865754

He could walk down a busy street here without being recognised by anyone

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>tfw so far down the gambling rabbit hole you are betting on small-league Polish and Russian football games

>>70866024

Still doing Babby stakes though

did any popstars chimp out about trump during the pre-game performance?

>>70865979
Of course he's from the UK, that is national celebrity Tim Byrne of the Byrnerds

>>70866024
christ, give your head a wobble mate.

john key youve got mail

>>70866039
I don't have a job so £5 is a massive deal

>>70866024
>>70866039
>gambling
never understood this desu

>>70866017
*jewish

>>70866054
*opens the mail*

>>70866066

It's entertainment

>>70866069
aotearoa is not for sale

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>>70866024
see guys in betting shops put legitimate bets on fake computer-generated races

>>70866001
this is true

the idea that gender is a social construct is popular among mtt but the dissonance involved in recognizing this and THEN just conforming to them is retarded

it's only popular with them coz they see it as a justification in their mental illness heads

>>70866066
its pretty easy to win money on sport if you're not retarded and fall for the multi/acca meme

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james baxter

>>70866048
And why is so lousy looking?

>>70866078
*moves this message to the spam bin*

alri?
alri.

>>70866009
Wish I had mates

>>70865816
afl women's league has started
it's a full riot get on it

>>70866089
have a m8 who has lost so much money because he seems to think that betting multis of favourites is a good idea

>>70866068
american jews are white though

>>70866074
it's runty is what it is, just earn your money and watch the sports you like and you'll be in a better position in the long run

>>70866108
did they do the smart thing that other sports don't and put them on a smaller field with a smaller ball?

>>70866024
put a billion on feyenoord against groningen they won 5-1 last time

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UA and UGAZ aren't performing brilliantly at the mo lads, wondering whether to pull the plug and kill myself

guys on the radio were annoying me so I called in and told them to shut the fuck up and they did. its just dead air now

>>70866024
get in thereee my laaaaaad get in thereeee

>>70866074
nah, not when you're betting on some obscure C grade polish soccer team or some dog race at 11pm being run out of shanghai

>>70866136
>feyenoord
I've been tricked by Feyenoord already

Never again will I fall for the ruse

procrastinate on everything

had a long weekend to fully finish all my coursework but I spent it shagging the gf instead

>>70866153
not this year this is /our year/

swedes are literal jews without the nepotism

>>70866131
yeah lmao, they made the ball especially small too (mens is size 5, traditional womens is usually 4.5 afaik but they're using 4 for the aflw)
also only 16 a side instead of 18

>>70865722

your life is completely awful.

haven't wanked for a week and yet am not horny at all

>>70866137
>UA
>predicted to get even worse

RIP

>every advert on tv
>every free drink in the casino
>every accountant, HR rep, marketing manager in their employ
>the rent on every betting shop
>the cost of research
all paid for by your runty little habit

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>trump may want friendlier relations with Russia, perhaps even an alliance
>media is reporting this as reckless and should make everyone rethink their relations with the US

I don't understand lads

haitiANO

>>70866182
im in the same boat mate

often when my gf wants to have sex i literally am not interested and my bonner fades

day's over, bored already

>>70866137
wait until wales win the rugby and underarmour gets plastered all over tv lad, hold tight on that one

Mailto: 70866203, 70866167

bad effort

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>>70865946
hmm
have a large irish extended family, wonder if any of them got caught up in that. would make a lot of sense.
could believe it of my dad

>>70866201
Trump could personally deliver a golden horn of plenty to every household in the country and the media would still shit all over him

I'm the Germanic speaking guy in a place full of Angelo's.

TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.

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>>70866209
>wait until wales win the rugby

he doesnt have that long

>>70866224
still dont like him

ate my apple too early, still an hour until the food van

>>70866228
haha good post

fun fact: i played club with an england squad pick

sometimes wish i was smart enough to do a phd

did my masters and only got a pass, which isnt good enough for phd

however, apart from masters my cv is empty so been unsuccessful in every job application over the past 2 years

>>70866241
and he played with an english squat prick (you)

>>70866137
>spent 209k on nvidia stock alone
fob

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>>70866203
>>70866182
No fap is crap. It's not that you need to stop having a wank, it's that you need to do it with motivation and passion.
Otherwise you'll wither into a right runt.

>>70866264
bit mean but yeah i was shit haha got put with the other retards for contact training so i didn't get hurt, was told i was "teaching them"

>>70866186
*sees post*
*walks outside*
*strolls into betting shop*
alright mate I'd like to place all my life savings on Lionel Messi pulling out his willy in tonight's game thanks
*performs transaction with betting shop clerk*
alright cheers, say hi to Madge for me
*walks out of betting shop*
*walks back home*
ah yes how fulfilling

>>70866287
im not doing no fap i just haven't been horny

>>70866228
Top post iah

I'm going to be a illegal immigrant. I'm going to be homeless in London.

Things that will probably be resolved by the end of the Trump administration:
>Syrian war
>ISIS
>Migrant crisis
>New set of trade deals
>More jobs
>Sanctions on Russia lifted

Things that will not be resolved by Trump and will still be challenges for the next President's administration:
>Illegal immigration
>Israel/Palestine
>The completion and paying of Trump's wall
>Guantanamo Bay
>Snowden
>Huge debt
>Mass shootings
>Global terror attacks
>US/China high tensions
>Fake news

The next president is also very likely to be a Democrat

>>70866323
good lad
take those bloody northerners jobs for me

windy out

>>70866287
im not trying not to wank, i just have no sex drive

>>70866333
Alright then! I'm going to buy a ticket now!!

>>70866332
>>ISIS
>>Migrant crisis
hm dont think so

>>70866323
london is already full of homeless people

what would it take for /pol/ to realise Trump isn't their guy
a war with Iran?

>>70866382
WWIII with China

That will show everybody within five minutes that Trump was a fucking idiot

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>>70866310
Dire. Go have a perv at the beach.

>>70866356
Don't know the British solution for this problem. I just hope your willy doesn't fall off.

>>70866401
>that 2 seconds between everyone realising you were right all along and total nuclear annihilation
i'll die a smug man

>The New England Patriots produced the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history to beat the Atlanta Falcons 34-28 in overtime and claim a fifth title in the most dramatic of circumstances.

I knew I should've watched it ffs

>>70866287
this
recently have started my fap sessions just watching porn until my willy gets big and juicy and I can't help but stroke it, intermediately stop even as I get really into it just to pique my interest further
best faps

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>>70866419
>going outside
>going to the normie hub

>>70866368
Hard military stance on ISIS with Russian cooperation plus Saudi, UAE and Egyptian help in creating safe zones in the Middle East will redirect the migrants back home instead of to Europe

>>70866439
you flirt with your willy?

>>70866381
Well I guess I will fit right in then??

business idea: make up with the ex in time for valentines day

kek davey boy beckham getting ripped to bits this morning.

>>70866456
>they'll just return to live under a dictator that plunged their country into civil war

>>70866186
betting is bad but the lottoland and powerball shit is dire
paying a flat fee for a flat 0.0000001% chance to win $50m, ah yes

>>70866287
>>70866419
motivate me bruce

>>70866473
you WANT to waste all your money on mr. nosegold's day?

>>70866368
ISIS will probably die fairly soon but he won't defeat that same vein of extremism in the middle east and the migrant crisis will only get worse

Are humans closer in relative size to the planck length or the entire observable universe?

>>70866553
i'm a virgin so i should know this

>>70866553
dunno

Will the French election be like Brexit and Trump or more like the Austrian election?

>>70866461
yeah

>>70866573
dunno mate not really french

>>70866573
dont know sorry

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*shrugs you off*

>>70866573
I wanna fugg ur qt boipucci

It's Sexual Abuse and Sexual Violence Awareness Week

still waiting for bruce to motivate me

never seen the normies lose their shit so badly than with this trump thing

i dont even follow it, i know basically nothing about trump or us politics, but it seems to have got the normies hysterically riled up, theyre getting really vicious about it

played the ol roulette wheel online and won £20 lads

>>70866625
after watching it 11 times i can conlude it was a foul

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>>70866441
You can deny my wisdom but you'll regret it.

>>70866527
Check out the roasties at the more upper end shopping center in your area. Then work on your bench press.

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>>70866648
about bloody time

>>70866672
bloody normans stealing our memes

>>70866666
>lifting for girls

fuck sakes lad you REALLY let me down on this one.

>>70866573
nah le meme is too anti-eu, only a slim majority of brits are anti-eu enough to leave it while being on the margins of europe, while france is an integral part of it.
her talk of a referendum would frighten a lot of frenchcucks

*teleports behind you*
*forces your head*

>>70866666
waste of good digits

>>70866695
rape is not a meme you dipshit

>>70866700
there's no other reason to lift you gay cunt

Doing a poo at work lads

>>70866724
fuck off you absolute normie CUNT

>>70866287
>>70866419
>>70866666
>avatarfagging dead greek homos
off yourself

>lifting at all

tell tale sign of a runt

>>70866724
>not lifting for boys

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Hey Janny, ever licked one of these?

Looks like yet another valentine's day alone lads

That makes 23 years on the trot, a new personal record!

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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

what else should i be

got with the housemate this weekend lads
objectively a shit idea but still fun nonetheless

>>70866771
how can people look at that and then decide they want their tongue on the POO hole

>>70865946
>KEV FACE
ROFL

>>70866771
can't remember
do they taste like hot pockets?

>>70866700
>for girls
No its that getting your libido up and then working out makes you feel like you can conquer anything.
Its the best help for reaching any goal. Anons who don't know this feel wont make it.

>>70866831
i knew this feel when i had a gf

dont avatarfag philosophers if you're going to give out SHIT BROSCIENCE ADVICE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MONG.

>yank tempers

james baxter

why do people like spicy food? why would you enjoy something that's literally painful to eat?

tried to check the 'chon using my bus wifi but it was blocked and the driver gave me a funny look on my way out
D-did he know? Lads?

went to the anti-trump protest over a week ago and still no soros cheque

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wagies will be seething

>>70866901
makes you feel good. once ate something so hot i lost sensation to my arms hahaha

>>70866901
the flavours bro??? *loosens tie* don't you like the deep flavours??? *chugs a gallon of ice water*

IT'S SO RICH AND INTENSE

>>70866859
Only posted the 'ol aristo cause I was making a golden mean argument, but then I got a good (you) chain going.
I do not endorse avatarfagging or bro science in any other case.

>gf revealed a fantasy of hers is that one day when I'm engaged to another woman I see her again and we have an affair
>her dream is me cucking the woman I choose to marry and choosing her instead

feel like a lot of women have a desire to fuck taken men tbqh

sad thing is I've actually cheated on her and the girl I fucked probably had a similar fantasy to my gf

>>70866940
despise you.

Severely constipated right now
Arsehole is taking quite the beating

>>70866901
a little bit of spice is nice
loads is just an intentional sensation to add to your experience, and people who like spicy food don't feel pain from it, just the hot sensation

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Hey Janny, ever had a girl ride you?

>>70866952
youre two peas in a pod then

>>70866952
the cuck gets cucked

>hottest january on record
>february has been 3 degrees above average every day so far
>global warming is a chinese myth
hmm

>He doesn't like vindaloos and messy anal sex

i am he as you are he as you are me and

>>70866901
Same reason people enjoy rollercoasters

>>70866999
rollercoasters aren't painful in the slightest

all women are whores and I don't mean that in a bad way

>>70866901
no one starts off eating really fucking hot stuff, but a little spicy tingle from food is nice. then your tolerance builds and you stop noticing the tingle so you go hotter and hotter.

>>70866954
Gonna have a cheeky wank now, cheers lad

>>70866992
manmade global warming is a chinese myth

we're still coming out of the ice age, remember

>>70866992
Saw a day labourer burst into flames today. This February will be remembered as "Heat Death Feb 2017"

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JANNY!

reckon the Janny deserves a pay rise after he cleans up this mess

the only reason spices were added to foods was as a preservative so the food wouldn't go off in the hot climates of shitskin countries

Feelings of 'cide violently coursing through my body.

bit gay la

im pale

need a poo but don't want to sit in the hot box that is my toilet

>oww wow brucemates sure is hoit

>not like we live in a massive desert oi strewth

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https://www.instagram.com/byule3e/

Would be OK with fucking a girl in public

Enjoy it when people watch

>>70867036
The rising temperatures definitely having nothing to do with us pumping loads of co2 into the air and destroying their ozone layer, no siree

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>the only reason spices were added to foods was as a preservative so the food wouldn't go off in the hot climates of shitskin countries

oh good(sarcasm), the chink spammer is here

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Reply to this post or this will happen to your dad tonight.

48
my dad died 17 years ago

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https://www.instagram.com/yeoleummm/

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the wives

french electronic music is supreme god tier

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>>70867111
no one lives in the desert 2bh

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>>70867171

>>70867143
If you were a real son of the Empire, you'd know British use of spices predates direct exposure to Asian cultures by centuries

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>the only reason spices were added to foods was as a preservative so the food wouldn't go off in the hot climates of shitskin countries

>>70867195
wait do nonwhite people have bbqs???

>>70867173
uncanny valley on left

>>70867215
dunno what that means

>>70867123
>CO2 causes Ozone depletion
Oh my days bruv go back to A Level

>>70867177
are you talking about the likes of perturbator and carpenter brut?

always found it weird how they both have satanic themes, must be a french thing

>>70867177
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxaKkFUMu8k

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She's waiting for you Janny

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>>70867236
literally all music today has satanic themes

see: (israel) [jewish people]

the only white country with any cuisine worth a fuck is italy and they're pretty swarthy

>>70867266
Italians get diarrhoea if they eat anything spicier than olive oil

*yawns and stretches*
mmmmm good morning lads

>>70867266
ayyy whensa dolmio day

>>70867305
good morning
*playfully 'bites' down on your morning wood*

>>70867284
what if it's Tunisian high quality olive oil?

>>70867306
dolmio is australian

funny how we can portray italians as stereotypically as possible and nobody cares but if we did the same with the chinese or whoever it'd be racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLUIXWnrC0
did he not make this exact same video about a year ago?

>>70867177
bender
UK has the best electronic music in the world

>>70867362
To learn who rules over you...

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What would Janny do in this situation?

boolin with my bestie

>>70867362
think the fosters adverts we have are a bit racist and stereotype australians

>>70867379
your time is over old man

>>70867414
think she might be a coloured

>>70867354
fake news

>>70867362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpcn-uYZVXk

>>70867354
looks like he has a massive willy

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https://www.instagram.com/elanulyn/

>>70867369
his voice is so irritating

I find it hard to believe he lives in my country

>>70867605
me on the left

>>70867605
me on the left

>>70867605
me on the right while the other lads on the left

>>70867608
me on the right

>>70867362
haha yeah it is funny

>>70867369
>PEEdophile

do Brits actually say this?

*breaks into song*

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>mfw no gf

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https://www.instagram.com/yollss/

>>70867683
fuck off yank

anyone got a job that I can have

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>mfw no gf

have a good day

going to have a rustlers burger

>>70867683
the correct spelling is paedophile
also foy

borders are racist

>>70867683
as opposed to what? paydophile?

>>70867773
pedo-phile

ok google where's the closest suicide spot

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*squats on janny's dick*

When he say he cum fast coz he ain't had sex in a longtime but,u know ur toto game fuego

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NASTY

LITTLE

VIRGIN

>>70867773
pehdophile

>>70867798
>>70867844
FOY

>>70867824
ugly

chav

slag

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>>70867708
do you think her areola's are fucking massive?
think I can spot them here

>>70867805
average person cums after 2 minutes but not me ;)

>>70867844
so they harbour a romantic affection for feet?

>that one autistic girl who was obsessed with horses

should've asked her out

>>70867875
not a fan of the sarcoma

Lads

Laaaaaaaaaaaads

Fuck offfff

>>70867900
Stay away from my sisters

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come lick my nipple janitor

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https://www.instagram.com/powedelawrence/

>>70867900
you could never compete with a horse m8

>>70867889
>average person cums after 2 minutes
just wish this was me

i cant cum during sex, and that even includes oral/handjobs
need to see a doctor about it

>>70867953
stop posting this ugly hag

just did the mission on mgsv in the quarantine bay lads

bit sad innit

>>70867964
do you use condoms?

listening to cara's gf's music right now

sitting on the toilet

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mmmm, tastes like vinegar

>>70867979
with or without makes no difference
cant barely get hard then seconds after penetration it wilts

>>70867964
try having sex with attractive people

standing on the toilet

making an arrangement

>>70867964
wew
i'm assuming you can cum from wanking
you should see a sex therapist especially one of those middle aged women who use sex therapy as an excuse to fuck their clients

I don't have a tiny dick. I just happen to be a major grower...

planking on the toilet

>>70868015
>>70868034
theres nothing physically wrong with me its a mental thing, obviously mainly to do with nerves perhaps something else aswell

in a bit lads, gonna go sink some refugees

>>70868059
*doesn't notice you*
*goes for a poo*

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don't let the memes remain dreams
don't let the memes remain dreams
don't let the memes remain dreams

>>70868059
logging more like

>>70868078
my advice stands, find a sex worker who at least pretends to be an expert in this kind of thing

real irish hours
who tf up???

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https://www.instagram.com/amirahdyme/

>>70868221
what the frick

>>70868221
grotesque body shape

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https://www.instagram.com/fantegirlesaaba/

>>70868204
Nice face, sad tits.

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https://www.instagram.com/megkylie/

*disagrees with you*
*proves you wrong*
*cites well-documented, peer reviewed sources*

*accuses you of racism*

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https://www.instagram.com/oraclesam/

still don't understand the engineering marvel behind Cheesestrings

>>70868408
*doesn't care*

business idea: bread, but with pumpkin seeds on top

quite a fan of my own farts

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playing the godfather 2 and really enjoying it, no idea why it didn't review well

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doing a quiz

desperately searching for meaning in an increasingly meaningless world

do not hat this post, I'm being profound

watching some runt pasty brit do his quiz

>>70868507
wife beater

>>70865777
None. If you have a dick, you are male and always will be.

>>70868507
that real? link?

stalking girls on instagram lads
very much appreciate some of these posts

might have a shower

don't understand how americans can support a handegg team that at any moment could just fuck off to a different city

>>70868221
oh giveover she's just fucking obese

*just fucks off to a different city*

>>70868781
She is not

just want a normal down to earth somewhat introverted non-slaggy 6/10 lower middle class gf

is that too much to ask for

>>70868798
Why don't you fuck of to the afterlife, m80?

>>70868781
she's got no belly tho

Is that lad who wanks off over Mass Effect here?

>>70868839
>>70868805
obese as in BMI obese

just because they don't have a massive belly doesn't mean they're not obese

>BMI obese

not an argument

>>70868831
Wouldn't wanna risk seeing my ex (your nan)

>>70868861
not him but i enjoy the games

>>70868878
that's literally how we define obesity

the absolute state of handegg

>>70868879
Both my nan's are still alive, shitbird

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFPPPTPTPTPTPTPT*

just did a very stinky fart and made the gf inhale it

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>>70868863
loool ya'll white bois cant handle da cake bruhh back to ya'll'sm't anime

>>70868953
>>70868953