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>>70854128
Happy birthday Rakesh.

Alpha AF tbqh

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neurons are firing again

>>70854128
Why are Indians so fucking creepy and weird

Seriously

Most autistic race on earth

good edition

may life bring you joy and happiness, Rakesh :)

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>>70854193
>Most autistic race on earth
Nah, that would be the Germans.

Happy birthay Rakesh

Hold down SHIFT and scroll down :D

>>70854209
Literally no difference

>>70854128
I sort of just want there to be chaos and war again, so little happens now

>>70853877
>Earth should be a wonderful, peaceful place with no evil. God is not very nice because he lets bad things happen! The world should be totally peaceful and conform to my incredibly specific and selfish human desires.

No. A quick way to test this silly assertion is that if ours was a sinless world containing nothing but peace and virtue, there would be absolutely nothing to strive for or struggle against, how could there be any conception of virtue? How could one choose to strive agaisnt evil if there is nothing to strive against? How could one better oneself in the eyes of God when being good and virtuous was the standard and effortless mode of life? Furthermore there would be no dichotomy between what is good and what is evil.

No yin to your yang nawmsayin nigga?

Very excited about Mobile Strike, H&R Block with Watson, and Skittles lads

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The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.

In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

>>70854218
>German
>race

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>don't see how that's fun, just seems like a pointless effort
>it's just vanity driving bodybuilders.
>all gyms need to be shut down

need a bf

>>70854238
You're a true American lad

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any 'acey 'ker man in

Tell me EVERYTHING you know about this year's SUPERBOWL

>>70854253
Prove me wrong though

Would happily put every bodybuilder up against the wall

Indian isn't a race, it's a nationality.

>>70854273
a falcon will win and the owl will be pissed

>>70854273
Lady Gaga is doing the half time show

>>70854239
HOW can white boys even compete???

>>70854175

An omnipotent god would be able to conceive of and create such a reality

The Plantinga Free Will defense is weak and does not hold up to intellectual scrutiny

*fat shames you*

>>70854161
>Reaching peak physical performance is runtish

Fuck off skinnyfat prick, the greatest minds on earth, for example Plato, have placed great emphasis on tending to both body and mind. Reaching my peak physicality is a goal I have yet to truly embark on.

283

Harmanjeet Srivanisprinderdhuku

>saudi arabia has the second highest population of indians outside of india
why
>malaysia is third
what the fuck

>>70854295
Oh loved her song "Pokerface"
>ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-can't read my
>POKERFACE
>ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-can't read my
>POKERFACE

>>70854084
id honestly just say not to bother arguing with him about sports. he does not get it at all and clearly lacks any sort of experience with which he can draw off of. just say OK whenever he has one of his spastic theories

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The irish man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of connemara, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our holy, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The irish man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The irish penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the irish man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent irish seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the irish man impregnates.

In total, the irish man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the irish man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

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Is it any good lads

>>70854280
i just don't get the issue with people being healthy, strong and attractive

>>70854273
it's bringing out annoying normies and i can guarentee surry hills fuckwits are gonnabe pretending to be american and watching it

dont talk to strangers, cause they're only there to do you harm

>>70854239
I sort of just look at them in disgust, you dont see a gorilla as dominant but at least a gorilla will attack you from the front alone, a black man your size will not do so.

>Patriots = rorkes
>falcons = rasheeds

why is the world like this

The fuck is Busch?

>>70854336
It actually is desu, worth a buy.

I'm generally a yankboo in regards to a lot of things but i fucking despise the superbowl

Dunno why I come here lol

You lads are fucking whiny faggots

Everything's negative

>>70854336
The author died alone and without friends

tfw no trap gf

>>70854321
>>saudi arabia has the second highest population of indians outside of india
>why
slave labourers

>>malaysia is third
indians have a long history (as in dating back to prehistory) of migrating eastward

>>70854336
found the examples outdated as fuck but the general principles are good

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>>70854374
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>>70854273
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>>70854227
>>70854224
>>70854189
>>70854128

watching SNL because the 'aifu is hosted it

american humour is fucking awful desu

shall break the next arse cherry i see

>>70854337
You don't have to do sport or go to a gym to do any of those things.

Literally just eat healthily. Fuck it's not that hard.

Can't stand the mentality of gym goers.

>>70854397
*slips on leggings*
well hellllloooooooooooooo
*does a pouty*

Very excited about Busch, American Petroleum Institute, and Godaddy lads

Jesus Christ I thought people exaggerated about how many adverts were in yankball

They just go to them at random times I thought it was just at halftime

need a gf

actually I'd settle for a bf at this point

I just need companionship

one night stands with slags from the pub aren't cutting it

>>70854418
>Literally just eat healthily
absolute bollocks
you think you will be healthy and strong if you leave you body to atrophy and never use it?

>>70854429
>I thought it was just at halftime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70854418
Take the fucking stick out of your Arse you little whiny autistic fucking cunt. Shut the fuck up. No one cares. I could snap your mangey little neck like a fucking twig you woman. You little bitch. Fuck up, no one wants to hear you drone on.

Is Lady Gaga going to make some pro-refugee bullshit during the superbowl halftime show?

>>70854403
me top row second from left

bit drunk

>>70854418
yeah m8 sedentary lifestyle with a healthy diet will get you nice and strong

>>70854429
They show ads out of halftime? what happens to the game then? do they just stop in the middle of the pitch and wait for the ads to finish?

might suck a cock lads

>>70854418
you won't develop strength, cardiovascular endurance, hand eye coordination balance etc etc just by eating healthy it wull require some participation in sports/excercise

why do aussies have such an aversion to building upwards? Im looking at the older, inner parts of sydney and melbourne and all the heritage brick buildings on the high streets are 2 stories tall

Edgy.

Do any of you have fish tanks? What fish do you have and what would you recommend for a coldwater tank?

>>70854472
*raises paw*

american footbla no bueno have t pee immediately!

>>70854472
*strokes your arm*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHvzfezE2Rs


fuck racists

>>70854460
bit horny as well. might have a wank to some porn before I sleep

>>70854475
examples

>>70854454
Of course

I'm gonna turn it off so she doesn't get ratings and go get a pizza then turn it back on once it's time for the second half to kick off

want too drop out of college

I'm probably going to get kicked out anyway

I have to do this meeting about my attendance soon

I also needed to have handed in my course work a week ago and I still haven't finished it

Don't know what to do, doubt I will be able to get a job without it but I hate it so much

>>70854446
why do you want to be strong? just live a normal lifestyle, go out walking and stay active etc

>>70854453
0/10 post

>>70854464
again, i'm not saying be sedentary

even then though i'd prefer that over spending time in a gym just for social brownie points

>>70854454
Hot Goss: Our girl Lady Gaga (Real Name Stephanie Gugenheim) is DESPERATE to break back into the A++ pop idol tier (e.g. Katy Perry etc.) and she's willing to do ANYTHING and ANYONE to do it! So don't be surprised if we see the most CONTROVERSIAL SuperBowl halftime show since Justin Timbalake and Whitney Houston! This is Mike D'Tractor from Hollywood's Hottest Goss, signing off.

would unironically shag an unwiped bumhole

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>>70854528
>college
Get him, Janno.

>>70854511
Corporate droogs

>>70854528
>want too
yeah you probably should

>>70854515
i can't really wank when I'm drunk

#weaccept

>>70854511
ought to have the yank tories enraged

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>>70854522

>>70854511
desu they're just trying to market well

look at bradns like nike, they're hopped on the SJW train pretty hard sponsoring transgender cyclists, fat girls in excercise gear, dropping manny pacquiao for his outlandish comments on gays

rings pretty hollow really

Anyone else think its wrong that IQ and higher education are negatively correlated with fertility?

The next generation will, to an even larger extent, be descended from the intellectually stunted underclass.

KISS
THE
ROO

>>70854568
>>70854547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yetFk7QoSck

get lost, losers

honestly suprised by the amount of yankboos ITT american football is barely a sport it's just convicts running for 30 seconds and then 10 minutes of advertisments wtf

>>70854473
can just play vidya for that lad

>>70854556
why am I wasting my time on here talking to myself

>>70854531
you literally said you don't have to play a sport or go to a gym to do any of those things

so unless the person plows a field by hand during the day or is an unskilled labourer who carries materials around, you are basically sedentary

>>70854580
Hatbait

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>thanks for hanging out with me anon!

>>70854325
it's bad, if I challenge him on a point like that he gets all huffy, very ego-centric. I sort of enjoy bullying him on that stuff though because he's very transparent and easy to read, on some level he understands his ignorance but just doesn't want to admit it and definitely not to my face, admittedly though my sports knowledge isn't great and he may feel I'm just showing him up without any substance to my argument

>>70854531
Jesus Christ you aspergers ridden bastard. Walking won't make you strong. The most efficient and effective way to get strong and achieve a body the opposite sex will find attractive is by going to the gym, only mouth breathing fucking idiots go to the gym for "social brownie points"

I'm really hoping this is bait and you aren't that autistic. Some people here are too far gone. Fuck me.

>>70854528
underaged

kiss me I'm australian

>>70854475
>>70854569
why would they build anything taller than that?

small buildings are easier and quicker to build

the trap "b"f says he wants to talk to me about something important over dinner
i think he might propose :3

>>70854411
most americans even think snl has shit humor

>>70854472
biit gay that

>>70854612
She looks like Amy Winehouse if she didn't fuck up her life.

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>>70854531
>why do you want to be strong?
because it's fun and i like looking like a brick shithouse. I go out walking all the time etc.

>>70854606
dunno lad

>>70854601
Shut up nerd

>>70854620
extremely fucking gay

suck my dick

>>70854616
>>70854546
18

>>70854551
That makes me think I shouldn't

>>70854653
>implying there's anything wrong with homosexuality
rorke

>>70854528
FOC

>>70854615
I don't care about being strong though. Just goes back to my original point in the last thread about just wanting to maintain a decent weight. So long as I can do that I don't see the point of doing any exercise.

It's even worse when the cunts like you who do go to the gym look down on others. Just fuck off, seriously

>>70854297
>An omnipotent god would be able to conceive of and create such a reality

The thing you're not understanding is that you're projecting your own desires onto a God. Funnily enough, he is not the kind that exists to serve your desires. Human beings have free will and because of this, evil exists. This is the world God created for a specific reason: to test and eventually judge how we interacted with the world around us.

You have free will, choice to deny desires that only serve your personal interests and the intelligence bestowed upon you by God himself to analyse the effect your choices have on yourself and others.

What would be the point of having free will, if nothing but perfect virtuous action amongst all beings was predetermined?

Sorry, but I've never heard of the Platinga defense.

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>>70854619
>>70854522
well, taller buildings were being constructed in Canada and the US

makes me think

Goin 2 bed
night night dudes

>>70854688
get in the gas chamber

Transphobia I can understand, but homophobia is just a bit silly

>>70854672
What course are you on then kiddo? also if you're 18 then arent you in the last year anyway

>>70854688
this post >>70854714 wasn't me btw

>>70854651
>>70854653
>>70854671
>>70854714
FOY

>>70854703
>Human beings have free will
no they don't

The girl from tinder didnt message back after asking for her number.

>>70854309
you're a manlet

I'm pretty sure the only German people I've met are hyper autists, socially inferior and all round fools.

>>70854709
australia is also a warmer country so if you have a tall building the heat's going to rise through the floors and the people at the top will get cooked without a lot of air conditioning

>>70854703
No you're the one claiming that God cannot conceive of a world without evil

>>70854636
>i like looking like a brick shithouse

Why? just seems awkward as fuck and I'd likely just write you off as a meathead prick

>>70854702
You have a serious stick up your Arse over nothing. How am I looking down on you by going to the gym and lifting weights? I'm looking down on you for being an autistic melt with a chip on his shoulder. That may be how you feel, but other people value physical strength especially if they do sports and strength is crucial to that. What you think isn't always 100% right and other people can formulate preferences and ideas too. Runt.

how integelant are you?

>>70854717
Have no problem if two well adjusted blokes want to get married and adopt some disadvantaged kids and start a family but I dont want their degeneracy (promiscuity, aids, orgies, gay clubs, pride parades) pawned off as acceptable or normal

what's FOY? Friendly Ol' Yank?

>>70854511
this video is private

Going to barbados later in the year lads, anyone been and can share their experience?

fifteen yards for taunting WHEN

>>70854745
Hmm... fell for the old Sam Harris kikery did we?

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>FOY

Pirates of the caribbean 5 is playing well but Buick need to step up their game

>>70854803
RARE FLAG

if humans have free will, explain medications you cretin
*feels third eye bulging*

>>70854754
I'm 6 foot on the dot you thick cunt, fuck off and die please

>>70854800
please drown rorke

VOTE NOW

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
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>>70854787
>but I dont want their degeneracy (promiscuity, aids, orgies, gay clubs, pride parades) pawned off as acceptable or normal
but actively disliking those things will just encourage them to do them even more

for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

just let it be and eventually they'll get bored of pride

>>70854785
I'm 5'8. I've written a novel that my professor thinks is marketable. I have a long-term girlfriend and a 3.6 GPA in university. I work out frequently and own my own car. I play pro CS:GO. I have an adopted son at the moment. I have a nuclear family ready once I marry.

>>70854826
No you're not. You're a manlet

>>70854839
why isn't "americans" an option

>free will
>implying we aren't just electrochemical reactions
ahh yes

>>70854826
>king of manlets

>>70854724
IT and English

And yeah its the last year

>>70854810
Sam Harris was right.

>>70854872
that's implicit
if you had americans on there it'd win every time

>>70854872
oh fuck off

>>70854869
No I'm not. I'm 6 foot, until proven otherwise. Could snap your fucking neck too. Wanker.

>>70854839
Panhead is the hero /brit/ needs

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doing a watch

>>70854784
>I'm looking down on you for being an autistic melt with a chip on his shoulder

how is disdain for the gym having a chip on my shoulder? mong

>>70854858
>be american
>write a marketable novel
>have gf
>have 3.6 GPA
>work out frequently
>own a car
>play pro nerd shit
>have a wife's son
>have an atomic family
>get shot

oh the irony

>>70854877
>ahh yes
Ah, yes.

>>70854778
>I'd likely just write you off as a meathead prick
seems like your problem, not mine. Idk why i like it, I just do. It suits me. I'm a nice person it just feels good to be strong sometimes. Sometimes its useful, too. I can run faster cos I have strong legs. I can pull myself up to something if i'm climbing something. I like being able to do things.

>>70854826
>6 foot on the dot
a manlet then

>>70854890
waaaaaaaaaah you little cry baby
state of yanks

>>70854777
You misunderstand again. God did not intent to conceive a world without evil although as an omnipotent god, it would be possible.

A perfect moral vacuum. What a boring load of shit. A complete dull frequency, never ending or changing; a flat grey expanse.

>>70854885
>2 A Levels
Yeah you may as well just give up. Go be a labourer or something

>>70854891
You couldn't snap peas you fucking dumb spudnigger manlet

>>70854904
peep show is utter shite and david mitchell is one of the most annoying people to ever live

>>70854889
>>70854906
>>70854914
oh FUCK off

>>70854703
>This is the world God created for a specific reason: to test and eventually judge how we interacted with the world around us.
That doesn't sound like something a good person would do

>What would be the point of having free will, if nothing but perfect virtuous action amongst all beings was predetermined?
To prevent things like torture and starvation and genocide and human suffering

A god who would allow small children to be brutally tortured to death and who allows millions to starve to death and allows all kinds of human suffering to occur is not a good god

going to smoke the rest of the 'liff

>>70854905
Disdain? It's like your trying to embark on some fucking self righteous anti weightlifting crusade and I'm sick of looking at it.

>>70854309
feel like i recognise you
are you the irish mde fan? you're cool if so

whatever happened to BRAAP posting?

>>70854893
>>70854891
>>70854890
>>70854889
>>70854886
edgy

it's nil 7 lads

>>70854934
Diploma not A levels

*crushes all skinny dyels itt*
Hehe you're barely even human

>>70854885
Might as well finish it then, you've not long left, you don't want to drop out and then end up regretting it, since having the qualification is more useful than not having it after all.

>>70854909
>I'm a nice person

hmmmmm

>>70854947
Fuck Off Yank

>>70854953
Give us a hit then la

>>70854964
doing some good old 'RAAP

*makes woman out of my rib*
I hope she doesn't eat those apples!

>>70854914
>state of yanks
could call it cryoming

honestly don't even see yanks as the same species, let alone this whole anglosphere bollocks

>>70854983
>'RAAP
mate that's not how shortening things works

>>70854978
why would you doubt that? i'm lovely :) x
also the vainest people I know don't lift, coincidentally

>>70854974
*runs away while you lumber like a sack of shit*
*comes back with a golf club*

what now, kid?

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>>70854991

>>70854848
i hate when people make an identity out of their interests or sexuality or gender or whatever, its very cringe and speaks volumes about your intelligence

like why do you base your identity around being a homosexual that wears feminine clothing and lives in a gay village and gets fucked up the arse every weekend in gay club bathrooms? you dont really have a true life or identity. its like punks or stoners or skinheads or antifa. all wankers.

>>70854966
*tackles you to the floor and punches your lights out*

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SCREAMING

>be woman
>see apple salessnake
>eat apple

>>70854928
Tell the starving child who was forced to watch his mum be raped to death that the world would be "a boring load of shit" if people didn't do evil

You make me fucking sick

>>70854979
>>70854991
>>70855018
>>70854992
fucking STOP

That was a nice performance from Honda and Transformers has potential

>>70854963
Yeah. Where'd you see me post before?

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alri

>>70855019
What should an identity be based on?

yanks always get BTFO on Sunday nights I've noticed

Every time I see a post with "spudnigger" "potatonigger" "bogtrotter" "potato" my heart breaks a little

Whenever I post something and the only response is "potato famine" I feel like life has no meaning

>>70855021
Don't Indian men usually go back to India, pick up a village girl, and head back to the states?

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>>70855021

Honestly the way Americans live really disgusts me

They are a repulsive people

Now go watch nigger convicts slam into one another with an hour and a half ad break you cunt

>>70855059
potato famine

>>70855059
Flight of the Earls

>>70855046
here la, we've spoken before and agreed on a lot. You ever read any Yukio Mishima btw? reckon you'd like it. Sun and Steel is a good book.

>>70855021
I'm 6'1" and a virgin
wouldn't have a shred of hope if I was that short

>>70855037
crydaho

http://www.strawpoll.me/12279003

>>70855059
it's alright mate we're on an iceberg lettuce famine

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>>70855016
*Smashes my 50kg kettle bell into your gaunt face*
Hehe nothin personnel

>>70855059
I find "tattynigger" to be the most heart braking of them all brother

>>70855092
This makes my soul weep

>>70855020
*spins around and puts my arsehole in the trajectory of your fist just before you punch ime*
*you get sucked in elbow deep*
*i tense my ring around your forearm and smugly grin whilst tickling your chin*

What month were you born in? Have a theory about /brit/'s "month distribution"

michael d higgins is a smelly potato farming cunt

>>70855104
as long as you're under 21 you still have hope

>>70855021
>white men take everyone's women
it feels good to be white
going to fuck an asian bird just to rile up some gooks lads

>>70855135
May

>>70855104
Just put willy in vagina. It's not that hard mate

>>70855122
*monkey kettle bell

>>70855135
January

>>70855150
Stop, he's a cute lil guy

>>70855059
be proud of who you are, Ireland is a wonderful country

t. jf

>>70855135
December

NFL is alri until one of the black players does a niggerish jig after a play

>>70855135
'tober

>>70855135
Jan

>>70855059
No, literally no one on /brit/ likes you fucking paddy things.

bet he doesn't even have a theory, he just wants loads of (You)s
fair play

>>70855159
Except your a virgin and you can't talk to women

Blatant virginpost, didn't even try to hide it

Enjoying a nice midnight iceberg
(Very loud crunching)

>>70855186
'tember

richard d james is a smelly potato farming cunt

all out of (you's) tbqh

>>70855135
CURRENT MONTH

>>70855151
19 so I'm not too worried about the future, just a massive sperg
just wouldn't know what I would do without height, would feel like absolute shit

>>70855052
dunno, perhaps national cultures that citizens can share and participate in communally

>>70855135
Jan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU

what you listening to lads?

>>70855135
doxable info

If you want a (You) usually putting some back into the system works

>>70855048
police are on your way to your house right now

watching diners, drive ins and dives

>>70855135
april

>>70855135
august
>tfw i was concieved by comfy loving winter sex whereas you RUNTS were concieved by hot sticky summer sex

>>70855248
testing this theory

this tom brady guy is SHIT

>>70855245
whenever someone says this i usually go and find a song even if i'm not listening to anything
cba though

>>70855135
june

>>70855300
isn't he the guy in family guy

>this angry paddy manlet

kek

>>70855135
september

>>70855209


Listen up you potato nigger if not for ameritards muh heritaging you because they need an excuse for getting shitfaced and wearing green no one could even point your country on the map is there anything Ireland is known for aside from leprechauns and IRA? Your capital was founded by vikings so thanks to them you have something resembling a city and if not for glorious british people you would still have no electricity, lived in mud huts and launch cattle raids. Your "nation" disgusts m

@855248
Rarely reply but I RAKE in the (you)s, case in point
>>70855059

>>70855102
Never read any of his stuff. Have heard about him though, the attempted coup and that. I'll look into it lad, cheers.

(You) market crash when

>gaytriots

race is a non factor

any woman would rather have a 6'2" (average white height) man than a 5'6" manlet

5'6" whitey ain't gonna get no play either

you could try not being a cunt and practice what you preach sometimes tbqh

>>70855315
He's just mad people like handegg more than hurling

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Can't get heartbroken if you don't have a heart

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need a pikey gf

>>70855245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Gzly1HGeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJqUbd1vzs

>>70855209
>Except your a virgin and you can't talk to women
Could not be more wrong if you tried haha

>>70854951
>That doesn't sound like something a good person would do

How so? You judge the creator of the universe with your own personal parameters of what is good? Haha, I'm sure he's very ashamed of himself.

>To prevent things like torture and starvation and genocide and human suffering

I already explained why this evil exists - it is simply a barometer of what is good and virtuous. You think of things too much in material terms and think of everything framed in this impermanent material world.

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tfw 5'8

>>70855360
Yeah I'm sure I'm really wrong on that one, nice virgin post

>>70855360
you do sound like a virgin tbf

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5'9

>tfw 6'6 and built like an unintimidating bfg

>>70855135
the ol' 'gust

>>70855410
literally me

the superbowl is such a normie venture

>>70855339
They're both not massive factors. By "tall" girls just want someone taller than them, preferably in heels. Most girls don't care about race either, until they get older, and even then race is equated with wealth

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>>70855229
19 yo 5'9'' vinnie virgin here

I don't look that much of a shortarse because I'm very lean built but its still a hindrance

>pick up girl at a club
>take her back to my flat
>playing tonsil tennis on the couch and feeling her up
>suddenly she pulls away and phones a taxi
>winch her again
>as she's leaving she says "maybe I'm too tall for you"
yes this actually happened

>tfw weigh 19 stone

help lads

>>70855389
Projecting

>>70855390
projecting

>>70855321
It was pretty funny, good job

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>he virginposts

>a hulu original

lol

>>70855434
Hmmm so the cringy Irish hating Scottish limmyposter is a virgin 19 year old manlet. Hmmm. Noted. I've seen you posting in the mount and blade general on vg too, I've got a nice little case study going on you lad. I know you very very well.

watched an e sports event tonight lads
state of my pineal

have had sex with 15 different girls and just had sex last night

yet im still empty and depressed because ive never had a gf and just want someone that loves me so bad

>>70855440
height

might crack open the ol' fedora folder. be on your BEST behaviour if you don't want a hat next to your post

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>>70855346
>tfw pikey
>tfw people think we are all like this

>>70855440
Stop eating so much, life is so much better when you aren't a fat cunt.

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A kinder...surprise?

Cathy what the hell is a kinder surprise?

if odds wank
if evens faggerino
if 0 pee

mdma is my god

>>70855506
i can't stop, i'm nearly 20 stone

>>70855491
5' 9"

>>70855487
God loves you more than any bint will.

>The Handmaid’s Tale, Weathertech, Febreze flanked by Coca Cola and Budlight

beautiful performance

>>70855484
Fucking kek

I've noticed a certain algorithm on this board

>Some cringeworthy fruit makes a ridiculously outlandish claim
>Someone tells them that it's a blatant virginpost
>They act like pseudo psychologists and scream "PRUHJECTING XDDD"

NICE Virgin post!

i haven't wanked for a week
im not even doing no fap i just haven't felt like it

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>>70855486

>>70855532
Yes you can, stop getting off your arse and shovelling it down your throat. I was 100kg a year and a bit ago now im 72kg, you can do it no problem if a braindead neet like me can.

it seems like on 4chan people are either 6 foot a million or 5'9 with hardly and deviation

Holy fuck I hate dogs

At a little superbowl party and she's got dogs that won't fuck off, licking me the vile things

Any tips on aligning one's chakras lads? Third eye vision be mad blurry and ting.

>>70855501
Surname? I live on the island of Ireland where Irish travellers are from and they certainly are like this.

>>70855555
nice digits

this is me btw >>70855595

>>70855484
You are a legit nutter seamus.

Literally all Scottish posters post limmy you fucking fruit. Its a Scottish gimmick and has its own threads on /tv/.

I've not posted in /mbg/ since I was sixteen for fucks sake.

5'10.5'' is the radical centrist of heights

people call me the gimmick master around here

*hint seeking a goofy hat image*

>>70855484
Doing gods work lad

Tell me does a northern Irish poster who recently was known as "Ulster" post all those "taig" posts with loyalist pepe or is he a boogeyman?

There's also a yank who's always at the taig shit as well, seems like a unionist living abroad

dogs are the niggers of the pet world. cats are the thinking man's pet

>>70855584
aye dogs are fucking obnoxious creatures. at least cats are honest with the fact they dont give a shit about you, dogs are just nonstop superficial affection

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>For my film on the subject of Ameriboos, I decided to visit Dean from Milton Keynes, an Office Administrator by day and American sports fan by night. The first time we met was on "Superbowl Sunday", the annual finale of the American Football league or "NFL" as it's more commonly known.

>Dean had spent about £50 on snacks and beer for him and his pals, and even made some hotdogs with authentic American mustard, but they all left at 1am and seemed bored and more interested in arriving on time at work the next day.

>Dean and I were now alone watching the game, but curiously we weren't watching the BBC coverage of the game, Dean insisted that we get a more authentic viewing experience. so he had hooked his laptop up to his TV and a pirated Fox Sports stream he had obtained from the popular online forum "Reddit" was playing. His reasoning for this was so we could watch the lavishly produced adverts or "commercials" during breaks in play. Dean got excited whenever someone made a tackle or ran a few yards with the ball, it was all rather perplexing.

>>70855575
I am 5'9 also, really makes you think..

radical centrists confirmed manlets

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>n-word

working on my conlang

>>70855365

>How so? You judge the creator of the universe with your own personal parameters of what is good?
It's not personal parameters the torture and killing of innocents is objectively horrifying and a good god would not do this
A cruel god would though
Theists get around this using the concept of "original sin" though so that even a baby is deserving of the worst suffering imaginable (very sick concept whoever came up with it is a true monster)

>I already explained why this evil exists - it is simply a barometer of what is good and virtuous.
So something is only good because some other things are bad?
That doesn't make any sense

>>70855598
Don't care

>>70855614
I've yet to assess his patterns, we'll see soon enough. There are many Ulster posters, perhaps you could elaborate?

>>70855603
Youre too far gone my little friend

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>>70855617
>cats are the thinking mans pet

>>70855636
lanklets and manlets should be hanged

t. radical centrist masterrace

>>70855567
>if a braindead neet like me can
Being neet makes it easier. You have all the time in the world. You don't need energy. Getting more sleep also helps you lose weight. You're not under stress at all. You're just a souless vessel existing

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>>n-word

new
>>70855665
>>70855665

>The Roman Party is a British political party founded by Jean-Louis Pascual, a Frenchman from Bordeaux who works as a bus driver in Reading, Berkshire.[1] An admirer of the ancient Romans whom he wants more people to learn about,[1][2] he credits "when in Rome, do as the Romans" as the basis of his policy, as well as being "against injustice", and believes that teenage mothers should be sent back to school.
doing a think

>>70855644
God doesn't kill and torture innocents. Humans do and continue to choose to.

>>70855650
The lad who posts vocaroos and joins the discord chats and plays tin whistle, think I have a vocaroo of him singing "free, let me he free", posts with a Brazilian or other proxy when he's banned, anti Irish shite, probably posts on /brit/pol

>>70855672
>I'm not under stress
Didn't realise you knew me?

Keeping yourself busy and stimulated makes it easy, because then you aren't bored and getting up just getting a snack over and over. I still eat junk like i did but i just eat less. A big part of it for me was not wanting to "waste" any food, but it just not worth finishing off food and getting fat in the process.

>>70855135
jan