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>edition
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prefer maisie
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Honestly I'm fucking starving and still hungover and wishing I had the money for so,e food but that dirty extortionist extorted me of twenty snoop yesterday

Bastards
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need a Bilinda gf
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>>70852573
epic caralad hahaha this this this this THISSSS xD
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The meaning of history and dialectic together is not the realization of reason, freedom or man as species, but nihilism, just nihilism. Stirner is the dialectician who reveals that dialectics is nothing but nihilism. It is enough for him to pose the question “which one?” and the unique ego turns everything but itself into nothingness and this nothingness is precisely its own nothingness, the ego’s own nothingness. Stirner is too much of dialectician to think in any other terms but those of property, alienation and reappropriation – but unable to see where this thought leads: to the ego which is nothing, to nihilism.
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>>70852598
Careful mate, don't want to starve to death. Have you thought about fishing?
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Cheeky Harry had to cheat to win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEvvdMARS60
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screeching
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>>70852573
rose
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melbourne > any british """"city""""
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*is down with OPP*
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>>70852617
MENTIONED
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>>70852616

>dissing on my nigga Stirner

OI yeah nah
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>>70852585
british navy put limes in the water to stop scurvy. thats why americans call us limeys.

not sure why they think having initiative is worth insulting but thats yanks for you.
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>>70852631
Lad on the very left would kick your fuck in no bother
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>>70852631
>right wingers

lmao, such ugly autists
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>>70852608
tfw my bloody valentine will never release more albums
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the gf gave me chlamydia
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Tell me a decent anime from 2016 lads and I'll start watching it right now.
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>The meaning of history and dialectic together is not the realization of reason, freedom or man as species, but nihilism, just nihilism. Stirner is the dialectician who reveals that dialectics is nothing but nihilism. It is enough for him to pose the question “which one?” and the unique ego turns everything but itself into nothingness and this nothingness is precisely its own nothingness, the ego’s own nothingness. Stirner is too much of dialectician to think in any other terms but those of property, alienation and reappropriation – but unable to see where this thought leads: to the ego which is nothing, to nihilism.
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>>70852616
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>>70852627
excellent post
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>>70852661
wasnt yanks an insult for us from the brits before?
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wish futsal was more popular over here desu, quite enjoyable to watch

the level is so low over here the best ever english futsal player also plays non league football
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>british navy put limes in the water to stop scurvy. thats why americans call us limeys.
>not sure why they think having initiative is worth insulting but thats yanks for you.
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LADS: how far should I attempt to go on a first date? just getting a pint with this girl. Do i try and kiss her? she's very posh if that makes a difference with social protocols
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>>70852573
this 2bh
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>not sure why they think having initiative is worth insulting but thats yanks for you.
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>>70852706
literally this
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>>70852683
Kuzu No Honkai
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PoMo Marxist SJWs invented queer theory as a weaponization of sexuality, look up Marcuse and Judith Butler. let's end brainwash those kids into transgender red guard marxists so they can bring down the system, maaan.

I have created my own theory, called Straight Theory as a response to their fuckery. You can fuck men and still be straight, just as 'queer' is mostly used as a self identifier by sheep brained chubby tumblr chicks with neon hair. Rather than identifying with the degenerate counterculture and oppressed dindus, gays should identify with nation, honor and Volkisch Spirit. The greeks were pretty redpilled and pretty much at leat a bit homo.

I've reat foucault, deleuze, butler, you name it, I've read it. I'm just too much of a free thinker, too much of a 'thought criminal' for your taste, admit it. No sharia law, please. In a way I'm a later day platonist Leo Strauss fanboy. With a little nudging in the right direction, Trump could be the harbinger of an new Imperial Reaganism for the hypermedia age. Make America Great Again.
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I wonder how many rapists have gotten AIDS from the women they raped. It must happen... we just never hear about it.
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>The meaning of history and dialectic together is not the realization of reason, freedom or man as species, but nihilism, just nihilism. Stirner is the dialectician who reveals that dialectics is nothing but nihilism. It is enough for him to pose the question “which one?” and the unique ego turns everything but itself into nothingness and this nothingness is precisely its own nothingness, the ego’s own nothingness. Stirner is too much of dialectician to think in any other terms but those of property, alienation and reappropriation – but unable to see where this thought leads: to the ego which is nothing, to nihilism.
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dormer 2bh lads
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>>70852675
I've heard they might be doing a tour in the next year
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>wish futsal was more popular over here desu, quite enjoyable to watch
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>>70852688
this shite literally makes me sick to my stomach

how fucking far has society degenerated when this is not only tolerated but praised?
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ah yes see you're all too busy hatposting to help me
thanks, """"lads"""""
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You single?
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>>70852701
go for the kiss lad but you need a bit of warm up

flirt with her and that
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>Stirner

el em ay oh
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You double?
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>>70852730
>>70852731
>>70852739
>>70852740
>>70852742
>>70852749
>>70852755
>>70852765
>>70852768

Excellent post xDDD keexDDD p it up!
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>Hands constantly slightly shake
should I be worried lads?
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just cooked some chicken and it was nice

still hungry but might just brush my teeth and not have anything else to eat
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>>70852777
how do i do that
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>>70852666
Looks Russian
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>>70852794
you have thumb cancer
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@70852791

thanks
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Business idea: land reclamation to recreate doggerland
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>>70852777
you sound autistic

would love to see you """flirt""" with a lass
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>>70852639
quite literally what is there to do in Melbourne? can't think of one famous place, building, tourist attraction, festival or anything there, or in any australian city.
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>>70852617
LYTHAM ST ANNES MENTIONED
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>>70852808
hard to explain

make a lot of eye contact (not in a creepy way) and try to get a bit touchy feely
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>no work tomorrow because super bowl
>pizza hot wings and nachos just arrived
>24 pak of miller lite
>on my lay-z boy
>big screen tv has the super bowl coverage on

Feels good lad
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>>70852794
alcoholic
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gf has CCHS lads
constantly worried about her haha
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favourite serial killer, lads?
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A girl just told me she loved.
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>>70852847
>try to get a bit touchy feely
alri last bit of advice i'll ask for: how do i do that
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have started lifting weights purely with the intention of making my ex gf from three years ago jealous
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>>70852836
>m-muh coffee culture
>m-muh alleyways
Literally all they have and they drone on about it incessantly, and even then both of them are shit in comparison to other cities around the world
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>>70852871
Mao Zedong
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>>70852859
I decided to just stay in my hotel room rather than go watch the game with a bunch of normies I don't know

Will probably get a pizza at half time
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>>70852794

so do mine but i've been hammering booze for 10 years and benzos for 3 years
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>>70852871
Hillary Clinton
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>>70852894
no one ever says that you syd/brisrunt
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>>70852889
good lad for lifting weights
bad lad for doing it for a 3 years ago ex
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Why aren't all the worlds' fastest runners tall?

Their legs can extend longer, so they have to take less steps, and should have bigger hearts and lungs as well if they're proportionate.
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>>70852871
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>>70852871
fred west of course

ian brady can suck a fat one
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>>70852831
might be autistic 2bh

good looking enough that it doesn't matter though hahaha

>>70852880
get into a situation where you're sitting next to her. if you get a drink afterwards sit next to her not opposite and take it from there.
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funny that lefty mongs think stirner is on their side when he was literally a white supremacist lmao
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>>70852871

Richard Ramirez
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>>70852728
Says it's airing lad, but I'll jot it down and watch it after I catch up with stuff from last year.
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>>70852860
>>70852903
FUCK
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>>70852871
Barack Obama
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>>70852894
can't say i've ever heard anything about coffee or alleyways in melbourne, bet they're both shit compared to london coffee and london alleyways :)
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>>70852912
Yes you do, don't lie to me you insolent little grub
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>>70852894
it's got really horny girls though who're somehow friendly than in sydney
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>blue white red
good lids yanks
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>Americans get a day off work to watch an artificially created soulless plastic sport where negroes clash head to head, armour laden and testosterone fuelled
>On this day feasting of many succulent meats and food, drinking of both soda pop and alcohol and carefree lounging ensues, as is tradition
>Meanwhile I'll be taking calls at the call centre and having a microwave burger for dinner

F-FOY!!
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Very excited about Guardians of the galaxy 2, Pizza hut, 24 Legacy, Lethal Weapon and the Daytona 500 lads
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midsomer muders
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>funny that lefty mongs think stirner is on their side when he was literally a white supremacist lmao
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>>70852940
>afterwards
we're just meeting up and having a drink just us two I think
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>>70852969
FOY
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>>70852871
Tony Blair
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ermmm lads. the super bowl is on. Why arent you posting about it?
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>>70852914
aww i run about ten k three times a week and swapped boxing for muay thai four times a week so da fitness is there but i wanna be skronger and look hot desu
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>>70852871

Canada's own Robert Pickton.

Multi-millionaire pig farmer who brought prostitutes back to his ranch, killed them, and fed the corpses to his pigs, which were in turn eaten by people all over the country. Circle of life.
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misnomer udders
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>>70852984
Yes
Why
Don't know
Eh
No
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>>70853006
It hasn't kicked off yet
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
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>>70852989
ok

then after an hour or so when if it's going well and you get up to get more drinks/go toilet or whatever sit down next to her when you come back
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>>70853042
saved
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US cities were way more violent in the 60s than they are now, even though there is a general notion that they are more violent now
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>>70853042
WHAT THE FUCK
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>There are /b/-browsing gigarunts ITT right now
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SIEG

FUCKING

HEIL

YOU CUNTS
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>>70852688
the state of america
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Cultural Marxism or Cultural Bolshevism (degenerate culture) seeks to destroy everything good about a society, what holds it together, what helps it to advance, what promotes intelligence and beauty. It seeks to degenerate society and take it to a lower form where people are less intelligent and more animal. It's based on the Marixst lie that everything good about society is all a form of oppression.
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roaring at the jealousy of any australian not from melbourne

pathetic worms
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>>70853029
>Yes
pleb
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I wish my head wasn't so huge so I could get the Himmler haircut
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>tfw fat fuck spic black smelly yanks literally in my /brit/ posting about the super bowl right now

FUCK OFF YANK CUNTS. JUST FUCK RIGHT OFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

have enough of you lot from being born here
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>>70853015
>i wanna be skronger and look hot desu
perfectly good thing to do just dont do it for a woman imo
>>70853047
sound advice lad, thanks
going to neck a load of anti-anxiety pills before i go too so it'll be smooth sailing
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Press are tearing Beckham apart lel.
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>SIEG

>FUCKING

>HEIL

>YOU CUNTS
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Sometimes,

Sometimes I do wish I was an American

Sometimes...
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this mong was trying to convince me that the nfl is bigger here in australia than basketball
could that be true? I'm sure basketball is much bigger overall
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>>70853006

because it's cringeworthy bollocks

the superbowl is the ultimate pineal calcifier
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>>70853059
that's because of leaded petrol
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>>70852859
soungs pretty peng ngl lad
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>>70853116
oh no he did charity work with an anterior motive
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theory: people who insinuate rorke posters are rasheeds or london millionaires
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Every Australian city is exactly the same.
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>>70853139
try abortion
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>>70853059

the crack epidemic was the peak that was about 85
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>>70853125
basketball is tonnes bigger than nfl. people might watch the super bowl, but I know so many more people who watch regular season basketball than nfl
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>>70853096
fuck off man

melbs is pretty good but desu there are heaps of really nice places in australia

that don't have your fuckign shit weather and godless gommie heathens
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>SIEG

>FUCKING

>HEIL

>YOU CUNTS
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>>70853125
I would doubt it especially considering there's Australian players in the NBA
There's a couple Aussies in the NFL but they suck and no cares about them
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This is everything I wanted and more

>National anthem
>Planes flying over
>Advert break between a the fucking anthem and s coin toss
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>>70853165

Thanks doc
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not sure if I fucked it with the tinder lass or whether she fell asleep

was going wuite well and my last message was pretty decent and in line with the rest

guess I'll just have to sleep on it and find out in the morning
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Isn't it ironic how all of those who advocate and promote abortion have already been born?
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>>70853125
Not true. Basketball has manifested in school teams, private clubs and even an entire "pro" league (NBL). Grid iron has none of that.
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>>70853199
theres another ad break after the coin toss. not even kidding
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>Cultural Marxism or Cultural Bolshevism (degenerate culture) seeks to destroy everything good about a society, what holds it together, what helps it to advance, what promotes intelligence and beauty. It seeks to degenerate society and take it to a lower form where people are less intelligent and more animal. It's based on the Marixst lie that everything good about society is all a form of oppression.
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>>70853215
well they could hardly do it they weren't
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>>70853215
Gonna use this the next time someone calls me a papist mick
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>nazi conspiracy theories
>nothing to do with marxism or bolshevism
>>>it's based on the """marxist""" lie that everything good about society is a form of oppression
how cucked and illiterate must you be
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ermmm lads. waitangi day is on. Why arent you posting about it?
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>>70853215
these are the posts I come to /brit/ for
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>Isn't it ironic how all of those who advocate and promote abortion have already been born?
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going to shagaluf with deano and the lads
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never understood 4chan's fascination with anime

is it because over 70% of the site's population were "that weird quiet guy in school"?
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>>70852871
Ted Bundy.

Handsome, respectable fellow who passed the bar exam and was on the way to becoming a lawyer. Killed women for funsies.
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absolutely hectic waitangi day this year lads

they've got two remote control planes flying over and a collection of sparklers!!
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Very excited for Ghost in the shell, McDonalds, Aflac, Coca Cola, Masterchef Junior and Legion lads
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>>70853265
maybe because it's an anime website
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>>70853265
it's just a bunch of turbononces that spam it everywhere

it's pretty much non existent on /brit/
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>>70853181
>>70853204
>>70853224
what I thought desu but he was so stubborn about it
really pissed me off because the only sport he follows is basketball but hates the nfl because he thinks it's a vapid american sport. really made me think.
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how much of a runt do you have to be to have a favourite serial killer
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Not the same tinder guy, but have a question regarding it.

I met with a girl from tinder, and we seemed to have good chemistry.

I never got her number, and have messaged her on tinder the past few days. However, before we met she was actively messaging me back and being flirty, ever since we met she takes about a day to respond to something, and gives me nothing to respond with.

Is she not into me? Wouldn't she have removed me by now if she wasnt?
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>>70853246

For >>70853083
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How do I know if I'm watching the right stream


I wanna do it properly and see the adverts everyone wanks themselves off over

Did everyone else see a coke advert full of blacks half in Spanish
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>>nazi conspiracy theories
>>nothing to do with marxism or bolshevism
>>>>it's based on the """marxist""" lie that everything good about society is a form of oppression

>how cucked and illiterate must you be
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>>70853102
*holds up a mirror*
wahey called you'reself a pleb
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Wish I had friends to get drunk with
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>>70853161
It's not just that.

Dodges tax and turns out the cunt demanded the BBC pay for private jet for him to appear on a show. And they fucking paid it
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>>70853309
probably wondering why this spastic hasn't asked for her number yet

>>70853330
good post
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>>70853315
>I wanna do it properly and see the adverts everyone wanks themselves off over
jesus christ, the STATE of your pineal gland
have no hope for you
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>>70853288
don't forget the dole bludgers having a protest and breaking shit because fuck white people lol
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>>70853297
maybe in 2003 you fucking cretin

you really think most people think of anime when they think of 4chan?
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>>70853306
he mustnt know a lot of people if he thinks nfl is bigger. almost everyone I know dabbles in watching basketball meanwhile like 1/3 of them watch the same amount of nfl. your friend sounds like a tard
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>>70852871

>Not picking Harrold Shipman

He probably saved the NHS tens of millions of pounds in end of life care.
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Yanks are ______
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>>70853352
Fuck off and kill yourself retard
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>>70853315
>Did everyone else see a coke advert full of blacks half in Spanish
yeah sounds like you're watching the yank steam la
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the pineal gland is a /brit/ metaphor for what normies would term basicness (as in a basic bitch/bloke)
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*lets out a loud belch*
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>>70853083
Cultural Marxism isn't real

It's a dumb conspiracy for right wingers, who always see the world as some puppet show, since they don't believe the plebs could ever take action of their own accord.
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>>70853378
sexy!
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im an old soul
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>>70853315
giz a link la
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why are libertarians so obsessed with gold?
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>>70853161
considering the "anterior" motive is getting a knighthood, which is good and loyal service to the Crown and its people then yeah, I'd say it's a bit of a con.
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>>70852871
Margaret thatcher
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>>70853315
Yes with Muslims and Jews too
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>>70853384
bit rude
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>>70853347
I was going to, but after I messaged her after the date she took a day to respond, so it seemed like an inappropriate time.

I was probably just scared that she'd say no and itd be the end, instead im holding on to hope.
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>>70853430
Commodity Fetishism

Or in simple terms; autism
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>>70853455
sounds already royally fucked tbqh
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hmm...
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>>70853384
you're the retard you fucking yankaboo mong
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ah yes
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off to shagluf with deano and the lads
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>>70853430
because paper money is paper and nothing more
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Beckham wanted Unicef to pay for his business class seat
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want a pair of parallel bars but having massive exercise equipment in your room in uni marks you out as a bit of a 'tist
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>>70853496
no, no you're the retard you mong
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>>70853378

Shit
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>>70853455
again, tinder is a medium with which you meet girls. it is not a medium with which you talk to them. get their number first and go from there.
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>>70853378
thought of too much
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Best Muslim pornstar???
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>>70853424
http://www.strikeout.mobi/football/449618/3/nfl:-superbowl-li:-atlanta-falcons-vs-new-england-patriots

Found it on /r/nflstreams
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Belt or Braces?
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none of the women at work know what shrodingers cat is
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>>70853512
*takes some paper out of my printer*
*tries to buy a pack of fruit pastilles from Londis with it*
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>>70853476
Well im just going to keep thinking about it. Should I just say "Hey if you have any interest in hanging out again you should give me your number"
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>>70853520
it's a choice between being an autist who exercises at home or a cunt who exercises at the gym

i'll take being an autist at home. gyms are for utter scum.
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I wish I was Tom Brady
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>vice tries to make a scare mongering doc about brexit
>CEO of the company they're talking about says "it'll have a teeny weeny little effect so im really not too bothered"
crease
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>>70853556
used to date a girl who wore braces under her tshirt to hold up her pants
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i live by the beach and might go for a swim

britishers will never know this feeling. Many such cases. Sad
>>
are you hearing this absolute MONG lads? >>70853521

what's wrong with this retard
>>
>>>nazi conspiracy theories
>>>nothing to do with marxism or bolshevism
>>>>>it's based on the """marxist""" lie that everything good about society is a form of oppression
>>how cucked and illiterate must you be
>>
>>70853365
go out there and defend your country lad
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>>70853569
>"Hey if you have any interest in hanging out again you should give me your number"
wtf

mate....
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>>70853550
Audrey Royal
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>gyms are for utter scum.
>>
Tommy brady what a man. almost as good as that Ford ride sharing
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>>70853607
just say hey can I get your number? we've messaged too long on bumble now and its been 4 days since we hungout
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>none of the women at work know what shrodingers cat is
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>>70853571
you've posted this before and i don't get it, people at my gym are generally really nice/helpful. Maybe you just went to a bad gym? I do both anyway, i just want to get better at bodyweight exercises and i'd rather do that in the comfort of my own room away from normie eyes
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*scratches chin*
hmm... interesting
*jots down a note*
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This thread is pretty shit to be honest with you lads.
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>>70853635
w2c hat
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>>70853371
tbf his argument was that it's big with povvo westerly kids (live in sydney) because he went into some kebab place or something and they were watching it on tv
his sports knowledge outside the nba is infuriating though, he doesn't understand the american idiosyncrasies of the sport. claimed that because the brisbane lions in the afl have been doing horseshit the last few years they would likely disband or move cities, he doesn't understand the way teams like that will always be propped up as an effort for the afl to maintain a presence in queensland and that clubs here aren't vapid enough to just move cities, and where the fuck would they even go? darwin?
>>
>>70853595
i grew up near many lovely beaches.

but i suppose you can enjoy a swim any time of year in aus. not nice swimming here during winter.
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/38876724

lol lads watch this tennis player get disqualified for smashing a ball straight into the umpires face it's mildly amusing i promise
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>>70853642
every person i've ever known that "goes gym" is an unpleasant sort
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>>70853630
>just say hey can I get your number? we've messaged too long on bumble now and its been 4 days since we hungout
wtf

mate any longwinded rambling message like that is going shut her clam like the gates of morder
>>
I have never met a fit person who exercises from their "home gym"
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>>70853591
Girls shouldnt wear them
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>>70853657
post meat
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>>70853684
I wasn't going to say that other stuff.

I was going to say "Hey can I get your number"
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>ftw your chakras are perfectly aligned and your 3rd eye opens
>>
I'm so middle class, I am literally the son of a the village priest in a home county. Unironically have a jam collection and every weekend tyrone abuses my wife.
>>
>>70853677
give a gym a go, there are a lot of really nice lads. Particularly powerlifters/people who train for strength/sports. Admittedly some of the "aesthetics" lads can be quite vain which can be a bit grating
>>
Crikey this really is just a shit version of rugby
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>>70853686
home gyms are not gonna get you fit lol complete memery
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>>70853717
>>
>>70853716
yeah, that's ok

go in with 0 expectations though because it sounds fucked alrady
>>
who here /from a home county village/?
ignoring the meany who's making fun of us
I am and then i moved to a nearby town but i really miss the village
>>
>>70853722
whats a home county?
>>
>>70853663
kek yeah there are people who just do not understand sport outside of knowing the rules. they barely played any as a kid, aren't athletic and lack any sort of insight. tell him he's a fucking idiot with regard to the afl and that going through periods of extreme shit is normal for any team. that on its own tells me he has no experience playing sport.
>>
>>70853605
Not much trouble in my city 2bh

Might drive down to the local ghetto and see if the runts are up to any funny business though
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>>70853703
All the niku is nsfw mate and I don't want to get jannied.
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>>70853757
yeah i just sent it. at least now I wont have to think about it anymore
>>
why do people even go to the gym? is it just a social status dick waving thing?

honestly as long as i don't get fat or scrawny i cba doing any exercise or following any diets. just don't see the point beyond staying at a healthy weight.
>>
>>70853741
the amount of equipment in some gyms is astounding
>>
>>70853686
That's because when most people say home gym they mean a treadmill and a set of dumbbells going up to like 50 lbs
>>
touched a girks hand today at sheetz
>>
>>70853686
>>70853741
depends whats in the gym tbf
if you have a squat rack, bench and barbell there's no reason you couldn't get fit from a home gym
I'm just trying to do calisthenics as a hobby/skill though
>>
>>70853717
>just visiting the old ancestors haha. #rememberwhereufrom #queens #blmsolidarity #woke #uselessniggerslivinginafantasyworld
>>
honestly don't believe atheists are real
>>
>>70853768
>>70853773
>>
The west is wrong about Crimea. It belongs to Russia.
>>
>>70853741
Ahh yes of you have a squat rack at home they won't do anything compared to a squat rack at the gym

Absolutely monging twat, it's just weight it doesn't matter where they are the gravity ain't different at home lmao
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>>70853820
what about agnostics
>>
>>70853820
yes we know your bog is a backwards hellhole that is on par with most middle eastern states, jog on
>>
The only city that can really compete with London in any meaningful way is New York but desu London is still better.
>>
>>70853782
because some people enjoy doing physical activity rather than sitting on their arse
>>
why do you runts overcomplicate girls / tinder so much? They're literally just as autistic as boys.

I know it's a meme but literally just be yourself. Don't think too hard about what you're saying.
>>
>>70853838
it belongs to the crimean khanate
>>
>>70853782

A lot of people start out because they're insecure about their bodies, or they want to pickup women easier. But the people who stick at it get their own high from it, like runners do. And its fun to track your progress and see how much you're improving.
>>
why is it that when people get more educated and rich they reject basic human culture like procreation and faith
>>
>>70853820
God either doesn't exist or is unimaginably cruel
>>
>>70853773
a bastion of whiteness
>>
>>70853839
its something about the motivation desu rather than the equipment

im a fitness expert so i should know
>>
>>70853776
why are those cunts complaining? we're the ones who end up with them
>>
>>70853854
turbonormies are just as autistic as normal autistic people
>>
Irish Catholics are one of the most violent ethnicities on earth, rivalled only by African Americans, mestizos and nomadic muslim tribesmen
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>yes we know your bog is a backwards hellhole that is on par with most middle eastern states, jog on
>>
all cities are shitholes
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>>70853875
nihilism is the final red pill
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>>70853841
>bog

>>70853840
as a radical centrist I respect them

>>70853877
just banter innit
>>
>>70853848
Fucking state of you.

London's shit.

New York, Shanghai, Tokyo, Berlin, Paris, Singapore all miles better.
>>
got 5 matches today

one of them is VERY cute
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>human culture like procreation and faith
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>nihilism is the final red pill
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>God either doesn't exist or is unimaginably cruel
>>
how do people actually convince themselves god is real? it's beyond embarrassing when you think about it

why the fuck would you believe in some magical force?
>>
>>70853902
good thing I'm a non Irish catholic then

no really I don't believe in fairytales and buff bearded men dominating people
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>>70853591
>to hold up her pants
Yes, that is their purpose.
>>
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Why do foreigners hang our flag upside-down?

Why do foreigners hang our flag at all?
>>
>>70853928
t. godless tranny
>>
>trying to get a trophy on a game relating to visiting all areas of a map
>went through a list checking off areas one by one
>visited them all
>no trophy

bloody hell
>>
Just snapped and lost all my marbles.
>>
>>70853928
>>70853942
>>70853944
impressive
>>
>>70853877
Because you are too much of a pussy to accept register
>>
>>70853854
how girls treat awkward guys is different to how guys treat awkward girls though
>>
>>70853923
>New York
possibly
>Shanghai
lol
>Tokyo
third place
>Berlin
hipster shit tip
>Paris
lmfao
>Singapore
you've stopped trying
>>
Very excited about avocados from mexico lads
>>
>>70853852
i don't mind playing sports like football, basketball, golf, tennis

but the gym? christ

so fucking boring and pathetic
>>
>>70853976
where'd you put them last
>>
>>70853965
>Why do foreigners hang our flag upside-down?
They don't
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How much have you gained from weightlifting?

I've gained about 60lbs (27kg) from when I first started.
>>
>>70854003
Good lad, from the streets of providence
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>>70853965
How's it supposed to go?
>>
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>>70854008
Stop slandering my trade
>>
>>70853990
yeah but i'm sick of runts attempting to do vector calculus on their messages before sending them
>>
America sports rankings:

Ice hockey > basketball > American football > baseball
>>
>>70854049
>lanklets
screaming
>>
>>70854055
not upside down
>>
>>70854049
what the fuck lad? why were you the machinist tier before
>>
>>70853821
it's these counties
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_counties
EXTREMELY comfy countryside. Beautiful
>>
>>70853774
tb h I lied earlier, he's my brother so I tried to explain that to him but he simply doesn't understand sport outside the corporate model of the nba, and feels has to be right because he's older I suppose. we lived overseas for a while as kids and I never played much sport (except dabbling in soccer) but I still understand the culture around the game and the way things work, he just doesn't. discussed that new womens league with the afl with him recently and I explained how most players are payed about 5,000 for the season iirc, he got all shocked at it being such a low amount and I tried to explain that's because they're structuring it as an amateur league with players who would've played in regional leagues but I'm not sure he got it.
>>
not nearly enough adverts in this "sport"
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>>70853995
London isn't a nice city. It's just a lot of people live and work there.

Honestly, it's LA tier but with high finance instead of Hollywood.
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Make the next edition 'poo edition'
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>>70854055
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>>70854076
Hmmm interdasting...
>>
>>70854049
fuck off show us the first photo
>>
>>70854049
Honestly your appearance wasn't that bad

But....

You're a manlet
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>>70854068
wow do you want a medal?

so fucking vain
>>
>>70854014
Up my bumbum malehole
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>>70854072
>hockey
>american
uhh no sweetie
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>I lift
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>>70854008
because it's constantly challenging yourself and how much you can lift. it's fun putting 140 kg on your back and squatting it
>>
>>70854072
literally all those sports were invented in canada or by canadians retard
>>
America sports rankings:

getting shot > diabetes > heart attack > victim of gang violence
>>
>>70854093
>>70854128
>>70854128
>>70854128
>>70854128
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>>70854109
Could lift you up with relative ease and then probably set you back down with good form too
>>
>>70854049
>shaving your body

utter runt

>>70854125
don't see how that's fun, just seems like a pointless effort

it's just vanity driving bodybuilders.

all gyms need to be shut down
>>
>>70854114
>what is north america

>>70854143
lol
>>
>>70854068
Bit runtish tbqh
>>
>>70854049
dont know, i thought i was 80kg when starting and now im 100kg but i feel like that can't be accurate, i must have been closer to 90kg when starting
>>
>>70854078
I ate about 900-1000 calories a day during my early teenage years.

Breakfast was cereal + milk (300 kcal)
Lunch was a sandwich with 1 slice of a cold cut and an apple juice box (400 kcal)
Dinner was a small portion of whatever my mom made (500kcal).

I never snacked, and was big into track and field, so I burnt a lot of calories. Was very unhealthy, probably fucked up my bone development or something. My dad has a giant frame (8" wrists) and my mom is about average, so I blame my diet for it.
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>>70854072
Soccer (International) > hockey > baseball > basketball > handegg
>>
>>70853877
>Earth should be a wonderful, peaceful place with no evil. God is not very nice because he lets bad things happen! The world should be totally peaceful and conform to my incredibly specific human desires.

No. A quick way to test this silly assertion is that if ours was a sinless world containing nothing but peace and virtue, there would be absolutely nothing to strive for or struggle against, how could there be any conception of virtue? How could one choose to strive agaisnt evil if there is nothing to strive against? How could one better oneself in the eyes of God when being good and virtuous was the standard and effortless mode of life? Furthermore there would be no dichotomy between what is good and what is evil.

No yin to your yang nawmsayin nigga?
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>>70854128
>>70854128
>>70854128
>>70854128
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>>70854159
cunt you can't start criticising what people find fun when you play golf. get off your high horse and pull your head in
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>>70854008
could say that about your sports
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>>70854107
>>70854107
>You're a manlet
So are you
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