Greater London edition
noseman sacks
universal basic income is a terrible idea
the girls when i enter the room
You are now thinking about all the sex normies will be having on Valentine's Day
food review!
universal basic income and level 5 self-driving cars when?
been listening to a lot of joe rogan lately lads and i now have a sudden urge to purchase a 16kg kettlebell
never used the london tram
>>70850455
a lion doesn't bother himself with the opinions of sheep
>>70850361
>stalinist opinions: now with fewer citations
>>70850443
I disagree
It's the only way to save the neo liberal world order
>>70850449
Don't be perpetuating yank gimmicks now sonny boy.
I practice aikido. I weigh 62kg. And the reality is none of you could land even a glancing blow on me. I never lift weights-that is for baboons. I can redirect your own kinetic energy against you.
>>70850389
pic is too deep for me to comprehend
>>70850449
inb4 mad white boi janny throws a fit
dormer 2bh lads
>>70850488
INCREDIBLE response
>>70850468
need some music to listen to
anyone got any recommendations?
me 2bh lads
>>70850457
why is yank pizza so fat
Elsa Jean is literal perfection
>>70850468
*Takes a hit of DMT*
What did you think of the Jones podcast?
should i join a boxing gym lads?
Is Harry Potter an accurate representation of the UK?
>>70850556
because that's how good pizza is
>>70850482
wish trams were more common
integrated universal public transport with >>70850463 when
>>70850530
is this the defining piece of cinema of the 21st century?
who /gf but no friends/ here?
>>70850468
>16kg
alri twink
>>70850457
he browses /brit/ right?
w-what is the captcha trying to tell me?
>>70850551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mzg2zOFn_g
>>70850551
brian eno
new watch
trams are too dangerous
>>70850468
>>70850583
gf is all that matters
>>70850583
no
who here /friends but no bf/
>>70850590
drove past this the other day but didn't snap a picture in time
glad the message has got out somehow
who has the tim orthotics picture
>>70850551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2T-pXlklb4
Papa johns > dominos
Aisha sucked up to this stupid brown bitch who then turned on her saying whites can never be allies
>>70850551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOslx4hKwZk
elsa jean isn't even a natural blonde
>>70850576
Nah, not enough Muslims in it
>>70850514
i don't even understand the Greater London gimmick anymore
>>70850618
Joe Rogan is so fuckign dumb
>>70850593
hmm no
>>70850596
good idea
>>70850655
not a fan of grime
>>70850583
no
/friends but no gf/
>>70850665
Perhaps Aladdin is more representative
>>70850652
the jungle of various hard-left twitters is fascinating
>>70850677
neither of those artists are grime hunny
>>70850652
r-ree
tell aisha to make her account public again, I need some more pictures for the wank bank
>>70850650
Dominos Pizza>Papa John's Pizza
Papa John's sides > Dominos Sides
>>70850674
His podcasts are good and his guests are good, doesn't matter that he isn't incredibly intelligent
>>70850583
Yes
wish I had a working class gf I could impress with my knowledge of politics and history
Anyone else get semi-erect watching Magic Mike?
No?
Me neither then.
>no friends
>no bf
>no gf
remember that meme where we all had to pretend fat girls were attractive or "thicc"
disgusting chapter in our history
real friends
how many of us
>>70850702
Phil Greaves is the man
>>70850758
that's not how the working class work
she wouldn't be impressed
>Adam
>>70850773
*sends friend request*
Nip myself in these bits literally every time I shave
Fucking well annoying
this so-called "judge"
>no friends and no gf
>>70850701
>and in the end, [...], but in the end
>Zac
>>70850811
why do you keep thinking we're on twitter or facebook lmao
>>70850773
*sends bf request*
>Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno
was talking to a girl the other night, said "the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity"
she faultered and sort of disagreed for a moment, then asked me to repeat. When i did, she said "o-oh yeah the industrial revolution was. I just heard 'revolution' and thought no revolutions are good"
lmao what the fuck kind of thinking is that
it's like the embryo of a real thought
>>70850799
another tankie
lads the super bowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjqJfuMijIw
NEW SOPH ASPIN JUST DROPPED LADS
>>70850833
anyone got the PJW version of this?
>>70850839
*removes your linkedin endorsements*
completely fucked checklist
>no gf
>no bf
>no and or minimum wage job with no future
>no m8's
>over 30
>Hi there anon, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!
>>70850864
best lefty twitter accounts are ones which can handle bants well, personal fav is @TankieSinatra
not even a leftist and I appreciate his account
>>70850892
yeah
>Mentions that shes a christian in her tinder bio
Avoid? Shes pretty cute, but not one of those lads who thinks I need a shy, quiet, "virgin" gf to be happy
>>70850873
shut up shut up SHUT UP
>>70850905
lmao
>>70850916
dealing with the hot issues of the day I see
>>70850833
like this one the most
Business idea: Me and Adam do a meet up haha
wouldn't that be mental
lining the stomach before the traditional super bowl binge drink
god I hate my life and myself and this website
>>70850773
>no friends
That's where you're wrong kiddo
>>70850911
>tfw only 23
i'll (hopefully not) get there one day
had no idea continentals considered counterfeit notes such a shocking thing (according to my mates who've been there anyway)
fake notes have been a standard thing here since forever (IRA/travellers use them almost exclusively). anything over €20 is checked everytime to make sure its real
>>70850925
uhhhh fuck trump :) the muslim ban is just pain stupid dude!
>>70850875
Tell me when the superior Millie B reply drops
>>70850977
have never seen a fake note in my life
>>70850800
I well and truly believe if I got a chance to explain the Glorious Revolution to a bint she'd hang off my every word.
>>70850913
well for one just one just based off looks, im significantly out of your league.
Secondly, I make 68k and live in my own apartment.
Can't imagine what you could possibly offer to make me interested in you
>>70850875
oh jesus christ send it to hell
>>70850964
probably won't even be able to stay up now i'm not neet anymore ree
what are you drinking
business idea: /brit/ flashmob outside buckingham palace
ah yes, real depression hours have arrived
>>70850983
Your country is in a complete fucking state. trolley yourself
>>70850911
how's that possible
I thought everyone in ireland was chummy and sociable with eachother
>>70850875
>no video
what do i wank to?
>>70851026
you're now thinking of that girl who was totally into you but you didn't realise until after the fact
>>70850961
Beachy Head meetup?
>>70851072
this
When did you realise "Rasheed" is inaccurate and it's really Rorke that's the foreigner?
>>70851035
uhhhh dude, blame drumpf. he's racist and homophobic and bigoted. not our fault, it's his :)
>>70851074
stop pls
>>70850936
>i dont need a shy, quiet girl to be happy
>therefore i'm going to actively avoid any girl who might fall into this archetype
state of your pineal
>>70850913
*unzips willy*
*puts it on the table*
i got something for your vacancy
>>70851064
oh I'm not like this
but I'm borderline
I have a job but I hate it and a somewhat normie lifestyle
I'm still an autist though and not fooling people anymore
>>70851090
this should be illegal
go pats
\o/
>>70851072
She's 14 you nonce
>>70850977
forgot pic
Do you have
>friends
>gf
>job
>happiness
no
no
no
no
hehe
lads unless I get into a grad scheme I doubt I;ll live past 30
really hope I get in somehwere boyos
>>70851164
life's not over if you don't get a grad scheme
relax
>>70851153
Me
>friends
Yes
>gf
Yes
>job
No
>happiness
Yes
>>70851164
I went to grad school
AMA
>>70850936
>Tinder
>Virgin
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU
>>70851101
If religion is important enough to someone that they mention it in their bio, that means they're probably pretty dull.
"My belief in a magical sky fair is an integral part of my personality"
>>70851216
why
>>70851153
>friends
yes
>gf
no but hopefully soon
>job
no student
>happiness
no
>>70851219
that's why he put it in quotes you fucking monglord
>>70850977
since like 10 years ago they scan every bill above a tenner here i think and then send it away in some tube system in the supermarkets so they can't get robbed for much
women aren't weak delicate flowers that need your protection
Lads
Sometimes I like to look at the half chong Memebook page (nearly 200k likes) and just browse the comments and look at the kind of people who post here.
A lot of them are actually quite attractive, albeit weird. The meme that half chongers are ugly I don't think is very accurate.
>>70851219
>Didn't see the quotes
Absolute fucking retard
>>70851195
you don't understand
i earned a useless social sciences degree
a masters is my only hope
>>70851225
>still being an edgy atheist
>in 2017
S T A T E of your life
>>70851219
read this post:
>>70851246
...and then realise that you're an idiot
not sure if i have friends or not
i have people i can contact and go out with on the weekends but don't really communicate with them through the week
>>70851246
*Towers over you with my 7ft frame*
What was that??????????????????????
>>70851153
>friends
No
>gf
No
>job
No
>happiness
No
Am I gonna do a 'cide?
Yes
>hate working
>need money
quandary and a half I've got here boys o whoa
>>70851276
the ugly ones don't put up a picture of themself
>he doesn't live in a complete fantasy world to help cope with depression
lmao
*shoots you in the back*
28 and never had a gf
Need to be murdered or have my skull crushed by a lorry IMMEDIATELY
Nice get
>>70851344
>super bowl sunday
>it's a 'cry myself to sleep wishing i was born in the greatest country in the world with no food shortages and cheap petrol' episode
wew
>>70851216
foy?
>>70851330
>tfw maladaptive daydreamer
Joe rogan podcasts are pretty comfy and he puts out so many that are like 3+ hours i can veg out listening to and from uni
>>70851216
lad you can't keep doing this everytime, I'm not daft. what is that, the 3rd or 4th time you've tried to pull that?
how are you doing by the way? the mum alright?
>>70851276
none of them actually come to here, it's just a facebook page that posts interesting content
UKIP is irreperably damaged in the aesthetics department
dad's army party
>>70851352
*does a dance*
*flies*
>>70851345
23 and never had a gf but have sex with 14 different women.
keep getting turned down by any girl I want to make my gf
any skinnyfats ITT? get ready because I'm going to heem your bloated bellies straight to fuck
reality is a projection
>>70851276
the what
>>70851330
this
gonna go distract myself with some SPORTS now
>>70851392
still looks better than the North
>>70851352
the fuck you on about food shortages you fucking moron
>>70851087
When?
>>70851352
found out recently how cheap yank petrol is, it's actually madness
even australia that's expensive for loads of things has petrol that's like half the price of ours
>>70851294
>le sky daddy is real!!!
good way to let people know you have the IQ of a houseplant
>>70851396
how do you reverse skinnyfatness?
>>70851352
ah yes, the classic british food shortages
>>70851396
cuddle me instead
>>70851420
stop hatbaiting mate
>>70851292
oh you mean grad school not grad scheme?
there are plenty of things you can do even with a social science degree, you just need to apply yourself
>>>/sp/74040002
>460 replies
>amerifats
>>70851345
>this annoying cunt again
stop going on about you creepy freak
>>70851426
by putting the fork down
*cuts in from the left and curls one into the top corner with my right foot*
>>70851408
iceberg lettuce
the UK is all the worst bits of america combined with all the worst bits of europe
what the fuck is "skinnyfat"
just to say I'm watching and I don't approve
>>70851464
*blocks it with my hand*
*no one complains because I'm the goalkeeper and it's allowed*
nothing personal
*bowls it out to the winger*
moving to Waynesville, NC
>>70851294
>edgy atheist
were you brought up in a religious environment and now sperg out whenever you meet someone who disagrees with you? Sad!
>>70851486
fat in denial
>>70851465
>can only buy 3 lettuces
STOP THE PRESSES
>>70851449
>by putting the fork down
started doing this and the gym last week
just want a normal body, been told i have girly hips a lot too
is there anything shitter than Barking? it looks like a Northern city/town
>>70851486
Someone who's skinny but has a pot belly and man tits. How hard is that to comprehend, surely you've seen a lot of nerds with that body type.
>>70851417
don't understand how their government can be be so big, powerful and bureaucratic when they don't seem to collect anything in taxes
has our government hoodwinked us
you wouldn't do anything to hurt me anon, I love you
SUPER BOWL SPOILER
Patriots win
Wonder if I got diddled and that's why I turned out like this
>>70851443
no bait just objectivity
>>70851480
nah it's ok :]
>>70851531
I don't really look at people that much
Post 3x3s lads
I want you to love me haha gone a bit mental lads need the 'cide haha kill me
>>70851552
you think you repressed the memory?
>>70851417
>even australia that's expensive for loads of things has petrol that's like half the price of ours
do not believe this
>>70851529
>town called barking
Howling
>>70851552
Were you?
>>70851464
*barges you off the ball*
*tackles you like it's nothing while you try to pull off some tricks you saw on Fifa*
heh, nothing personnel
>generally content with my relatively boring/thrifty life
>(work, save, prepare my own meals 95% of the time, rarely go out, don't travel, etc)
>feel like I should be wanting more out of life
>concerned, go see the doc
>sends me to a psych
>psych tells me "you're not depressed, just depressive" and sends me on my way
Really makes me think
there hasnt been a reviewbrah video for 3 days i am worried
>all this talk about handegg
Who fucking cares about yank shit?
>>70851552
a thought I have entertained previously
>>70851502
no you mong i'm an atheist i just don't have any issue with christians
>Oh no I might accidentally end up with a girl who has a strong sense of morality!
>>70851552
We haven't even met up yet how could I have done that
>>70851636
your whole country
>>70851552
got diddled once by the older brother
don't think it had an effect on me 2bh, even though I don't speak with the family anymore
>>70851243
>>70851357
I don't really go to grad school haha
>>70851374
Haha what are you on about, yeh she's alright
>>70851074
no such thing
>tfw no Jennie gf
>>70851636
Had no idea the superbowl was today until I came to /brit/
Pathetic desu
>>70851589
cod uo, wow and arma
only have three desu
Business idea: introduce the transgender >gf to the family
>>70851552
i've thought about this before
cant think who would've done it though
weeeeeeeew
*dabs*
>>70851667
what
my sister has a masters degree. If I don't get into graduate school I'll be seen as the lesser child by my parents.
JUST
YOU
AND
I
JUST
YOU
AND
I
>>70851445
don't even bother m8, pretty sure this I'd the same delusional person who reckons he's gonna move here, become a qualified tradie somehow and live here all within 2 years
A girl just told me she loved me lads, don't know if she meant it 2bh.
super bowl is a bit like comic relief except they all come together to raise money for rich people
Bit fed up with these new fingerboxes
I miss the ol' wooden ones of my childhood
Any you lads have your old ones lying about?
just watched the vvitch
what the actual fuck was that lol
sissy little arsenal boys
>>70851723
Is he a Tory double agent sent to destroy the Labour party?
are system of a down a good band alds
can't take women seriously. they're so vapid and fake
*tells you to look down here*
>>70851788
yes
>>70851743
yeah the boys
>i post anime on the internet
>>70851788
if you're 14, yes
>>70851759
they're not allowed to lie about that
>>70851781
The Bogdanoffs send their regards
>>70851777
sissy little 96
>>70851789
Please stop posting this girl makes me uncomfortable
>The NFL’s popularity is all the more remarkable when you inspect the fare it has to offer each week on television. An average professional football game lasts 3 hours and 12 minutes, but if you tally up the time when the ball is actually in play, the action amounts to a mere 11 minutes.
>Part of the discrepancy has to do with the basic rules of American football. Unlike hockey or basketball, the 60-minute game clock in football can run even when the ball is not in play. That means a lot of game time is spent standing around or huddling up before each play begins.
>The 11 minutes of action was famously calculated a few years ago by the Wall Street Journal. Its analysis found that an average NFL broadcast spent more time on replays (17 minutes) than live play. The plurality of time (75 minutes) was spent watching players, coaches, and referees essentially loiter on the field.
>An average play in the NFL lasts just four seconds.
>Of course, watching football on TV is hardly just about the game; there are plenty of advertisements to show people, too. The average NFL game includes 20 commercial breaks containing more than 100 ads. The Journal’s analysis found that commercials took up about an hour, or one-third, of the game.
>>70851815
ye m88888 YTB
*jumps through table*
going to go to bed and wake up about 0040 for the half time show bantz
>>70851789
why do they need to be taken seriously? not bothered as long as I get a pair of cute feet in my face/gob
>>70851836
I'll defo read this lad 1 sec
not a fan of the irish or royalists lads
>>70851774
Top kino
>>70851836
its honestly a terrible sport. all of our professional sports are so manufactured
only watch college sports as there is actually passion and environment
>>70851836
the whole point of sports is to shitpost about them on /sp/ or in your pub of choice
>>70851873
Doopin mental
>>70851816
>Karen
Brit/pol/ fuck off
>>70851876
>he doesn't play sport
howling
screeching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XNzcqA42s
>>70851831
but look at her makeup it's so good and ON FLEEK
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
How're you wasting your sunday night brit?
>>70851884
that's a soccercuck cheer
>>70851856
people who support the royals are inevitably blue pilled shit munchers
>>70851895
Vichy France worst France
>>70851893
will box you anytime anywhere
>>70851871
might become a witch now
bit weird how capitalism and patriotism is the same thing to the yanks
>>70851873
The NHL is actually really good desu, ice hockey is by far the most enjoyable yank/canuck sport
>>70851902
henry weston's cider and funpoisting
>>70851953
I prefer basketball but only because I played. I can definitely see the appeal of hockey
>>70851932
It is a catchy song though
I hate religious people, minorities, gays, and women
off to sleep now
see you lads tomorrow after the superb owl
P O L I T I C S
>>70851015
https://youtu.be/scBOjH5sKbM?t=206
>>70851899
>>70851789
I'd have sexual intercourse with her if the opportunity arose, but just from her instagram she seems like the type of person I wouldn't get on with at all
hate right wingers
>>>/sp/74052750
>americans
>>70851951
rather telling I think
>>70851899
Feel slightly better when hungover and wash my face and forehead with cold water and get fresh, cold air.
tfw 5'8
>2017
>he doesn't lift with a Tsunami Bar
>>70851953
strongly agree desu.
American football is just boring as fuck and full of ads while basketball takes so long to finish a game because everyone just calls time outs every 10 seconds
>>70852028
dont care
>>70851552
I've scraped my unconscious clean with acid and I'm certain I wasn't
>>70851822
Oh good. Thank you.
>>70852048
*walks back into a fellow gym member and injures them*
>>70852030
Nietzsche said that what really proves a man's worth is whether he is able to survive and persevere through all manner of misfortune and adversity in life.
an heroing is therefore the wrong response to a shite life. getting through it and refusing to let life get you down is the Nietzschean path
>I don't prefer light beer
>Nietzsche said that what really proves a man's worth is whether he is able to survive and persevere through all manner of misfortune and adversity in life.
>an heroing is therefore the wrong response to a shite life. getting through it and refusing to let life get you down is the Nietzschean path
>>70852009
>t. left back
can't stand left wing parasites
dee pee tee
>>70851953
I mean hockey is basically soccer on ice and with skates.
given this, I'm surprised it's not more popular in Europe
Tell you one thing lass
Never really got into the drake meme but lately I've really started appreciating his stuff. Those instrumentals are really good. Dunno about the lyrical content and flow however.
It's chill tho.
>>70852139
fucked it
wonder if im uglier than my pics.
Met with a girl from tinder and we had good conversation, she even said she was glad we hit it off easily when I left.
She removed me from tinder like two days later
What patreons do you give money to?
>>70852139
lol fkd it
>Nietzsche said that what really proves a man's worth is whether he is able to survive and persevere through all manner of misfortune and adversity in life.
>an heroing is therefore the wrong response to a shite life. getting through it and refusing to let life get you down is the Nietzschean path
>>70852165
link some
>>70852177
tinder really is a disgusting concept that reduces people to just how they look on one picture
didn't know Nietzsche was fedora
noted
>>70852192
sam hydes
>>70852177
>meeting up without getting the phone number first
wut
>not texting a couple of hours after the date
wut
>not kissing on the first date
literally wut
>>70852177
Do you not get a phone number before meeting up?
>>70852125
>hockey is basically soccer on ice and with skates.
not at all similar other than putting the object in a net. soccer is slow and boring as fuck unlike hockey
>>70852192
Jabzy
>>70852235
any opinion is fedora
>>70852192
wish i earned enough to spend frivolously like this
>>70852226
I'm on Spotify cba
>didn't know Nietzsche was fedora
>noted
>>70852192
>>70852235
anything remotely intelligent gets a hat from these brainlets
>>70852276
then name some so i can youtube them
>tinder really is a disgusting concept that reduces people to just how they look on one picture
>>70852164
Do you think Fluoride gives you cancer? Or it controls your mind?
desire a Welsh gf
confession: i've actually ended up really enjoying death grips
>>70852317
makes you gay
alri lads
>reading Nietzsche is intelligent
>>70852293
out of nowhere "intelligent" posting like that screams pure brainlet just trying to look intelligent
>anything remotely intelligent gets a hat from these brainlets
>>70852328
How?
>>70852241
It was hardly a date, she was studying at a cafe near me and asked me to come by and say hey.
>>70852242
I dont like giving or getting my number before a first date for that exact reason. I'm glad she was just able to remove me instead of me not knowing if she was interested in another date.
I just remove girls if I didnt enjoy my time with them. Cleaner then having to eventually tell them you arent interested
>>70852165
If Youre Reading This and Views have some really good songs
You might also like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmtxH-tvR9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ_itmQcqpU
>>70852336
alright mate hows it going
>>70852239
stop encouraging that manlet
>>70852322
me 2
>>70852361
mate you don't seem to understand the tinder concept at all
>anything remotely intelligent gets a hat from these brainlets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOC8vcTW7pU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOC8vcTW7pU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOC8vcTW7pU
thoughts on this outfit?
>>70852322
wanked to her getting hypnotised
"To those human beings who are of any concern to me I wish suffering, desolation, sickness, ill-treatment, indignities — I wish that they should not remain unfamiliar with profound self-contempt, the torture of self-mistrust, the wretchedness of the vanquished: I have no pity for them, because I wish them the only thing that can prove today whether one is worth anything or not — that one endures."
a nietzsche quote which I was alluding to earlier
It's from 'The Will to Power.'
>>70852361
Do you have autism?
You would know she was interested in another date from texting her afterwards you fucking mong
>>70852192
rubin report
>>70852395
I've literally fucked 4 girls from it before. Theres nothing weird about stopping by a cafe and saying hey to a girl from tinder when you literally just matched her an hour before.
>>70852361
she removed you two days after you saw her, maybe she wanted to see you again and you never asked so she thought you didn't like her and removed you
tolerance and apathy are the virtues of a dying society
need a comfy gf
>>70852369
Dunno what I'd classify this shit, I'd rarely leave the boundaries of underground 90s rap but this is quite good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mizjVS5Q4
Ah yes, the vibrant multicultural city of London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzFS1qLlULc&t=615s
>"To those human beings who are of any concern to me I wish suffering, desolation, sickness, ill-treatment, indignities — I wish that they should not remain unfamiliar with profound self-contempt, the torture of self-mistrust, the wretchedness of the vanquished: I have no pity for them, because I wish them the only thing that can prove today whether one is worth anything or not — that one endures."
>a nietzsche quote which I was alluding to earlier
>It's from 'The Will to Power.'
>why yes, I do read nietzche, it is what defines intelligence to me
satsumas
>>70852446
the fucking delusion emanating from this post
>>70852441
THE
REGRESSIVE
LEFT
>>70852435
And yet she removed me anyway which made it 100% more clear, you fucking mong.
You've clearly never had much experience with girls. They are absolutely awful about being honest in things like that, if I asked her on another date she probably would've said yes, but doesn't know when she'll be free again.
>I've literally fucked 4 girls from it before. Theres nothing weird about stopping by a cafe and saying hey to a girl from tinder when you literally just matched her an hour before.
Running out of the voddycoke lads.
Not good this.
>>70852442
that's not what he's saying at all. the entire point of tinder is to meet on there and then rapidly move away from the app to fb or text or whatever. that's legit your first priority when you match with a girl.
>>70852489
hahaha I'm trying to give him an ounce of hope so that this bitching doesn't become a regular thing
>>70852471
This lads doing my head in
had to do the ol tactical spew at the pub
think I may walk 3km through the snow to get some licorice lads
the exercise and fresh air ought to be good
eat an orange every day after watching a vsauce video about pirates and scurvy
don't even like oranges
>>70852501
Except you sat around for two days with your dick in your hand like a dribbling retard rather than texting her to get to know her better
If she wasn't interested she would just say so or not respond
It's not that hard you just have autism
>>70850954
this definitely has the best text out of any of them
>>70851552
I got diddled by the internet when I discovered porn at the age of 8 haha
>>70852620
Ive probably fucked 20 more girls than you have in your life. Now fuck off runt
>>70851552
like what
>>70852585
>what are vitamins
Anyone here collect antiques?
>>70853209
haha alri tim wannacott
>>70851297
Lol went to uni with this guy