/cum/ Canada-USA-Mexico

>>70842856
FIRST FOR THE BEST STATE IN THE ONION

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>>70842903
That is incorrect

>>70842903
Indiana?

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Raly maks u tnk

canada is nice..... SIKE

>>70842933
Rapid City sounds like the name of a waterpark.
@70842949
No.

>he wins by 8 seconds

damn you

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>they didnt realize I was a chink this whole time

>>70842961
It makes me think about that cunt who's just sitting there taking pictures

>>70842989
Sorry anon. Things were getting out of hand.

Good tidings fellow radical centrists.

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>>70842978
It's named after Rapid Creek

Fairfax sounds like a faxing company

>>70843009
Surely they wouldn't use a kid for propaganda issues, right? I mean who would buy into that??

Guys. They're promoting me to Kitchen Manager at my job (Chipotle) after only 2 months. This is after I've been stealing literally hundreds of dollars worth of guacamole for weeks...

I'm going to get more money for less hours and have easier access to the guac' in the morning when I open.

My shit is already lime green as it is. I don't think I can go any greener bros.

I
Fucking
Hate
Fascists
):<

>>70843053
At least it shows that we mean business while y'all mean pissin' in a pool of children.

>>70843087
Jeb? My god what did they do to you?

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>>70843004
21st century - Century of China (i.e., ROC not PRC)
20th century - Century of USA
19th century - Century of Britain
18th century - Century of France
17th century - Century of Spain

You are transitioning to from 20th to 21st century

>>70843087
how can you steal hundreds of dollars worth?

are you subsisting entirely on guacamole now?

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>>70843114
Why do hostile Virgin faxlord?

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the gf

I once stole 50 DEUTSCHE MARK from a 7 year old girl lol

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I hate this "C'mon! Talk to girls! Don't be shy, they don't bite. :^)" meme

Fuck off. If a woman is so interested in me, why can't she talk to me first? Why do I have to assume all the risk and chance humiliating myself in a public setting just to have the fucking honor of talking to a random woman?

There's a million ways it can go south. She could be a tumblr feminist with 80 thousand twitter followers and snap a picture of me and accuse me of harassing her.

All women say "M-MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY". Like guys are immune to these feelings? It's so dumb.

>Well if you don't talk to a girl first you'll just be alone forever :^)

That's so fucking stupid. I have more important shit to do that strike up conversation with random women, embarrassing myself when she ends up not being single or not interested, over and over until something sticks.

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>>70843087

You have life all figured out anon.

>mfw I'm going to quit my job as Director at a huge nonprofit to follow in your footsteps and work at a Chipotle kitchen to acquire free guacamole

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>>70843226
My gf (bf)

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I will not be watching the Super Bowl and you can't make me.

Football is one of the most boring sports out there

>>70843136
Ssshhhh
>>70843152
We hand mash over $300 worth of avocados a day, usually ends up with about 15-20 pans worth of guac' (the same pans you see on the line when you go to Chipotle) a day. I usually steal 2-3 a day during shifts since I take out the trash and my car is right next to the dumpster, I just make a quick drop off at my ride and viola. Guac for days.

>>70843254

he is a moor

>>70843231
we literally have the upper hand in relationships, stop being such a pussy.

>>70843260
We get it, bud. You're a low t hipster.

>>70843260
I'll watch it but I'm changing the channel at half time. I find basedball to be more entertaining.
>>70843313
>he is a moor
Forgive my ignorance but aren't moors the darkies in Spain? The dudes a t*rk

I have

STRONG
MOORISH
GENES

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>>70843231
>If a woman is so interested in me, why can't she talk to me first?
It's not socially expected of her, and girls don't know how to ask people out

>Why do I have to assume all the risk and chance humiliating myself in a public setting just to have the fucking honor of talking to a random woman?
Do it in private then faggot

>There's a million ways it can go south. She could be a tumblr feminist with 80 thousand twitter followers and snap a picture of me and accuse me of harassing her.
Don't ask random women out then, get to know them

>All women say "M-MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY". Like guys are immune to these feelings? It's so dumb.
Nobody likes a whiny bastard, men who express sadness or timidity are cowards and deserve ridicule

>I have more important shit to do that strike up conversation with random women, embarrassing myself when she ends up not being single or not interested, over and over until something sticks.
Then why are you bitching?

>>70843261

Guac is pretty high in cholesterol

Goddamn bedouin rats.

Maine reporting in. Are you guys ready to watch the superb owl?

>>70842961
Does it make me edgy if I don't even care about this kid

Is there a non-white ethnicity that americans actually like?

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>>70843396
As strong as mine, little boy?

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>>70843491
I have to work during it

>>70843501
no

why do americans like wackamohleh so much.

also, do you use milk?

>>70843356
Moor is basically anyone who is arab or arab looking. dark spaniards in spain are called spaniards, they make no difference, unless they have an arab name or a latin american passport.

>>70843501
I don't buy it 2bh.

>>70843491
Yep. Just made some guac. Gonna let it sit in the fridge for a bit until 12:30, then I'm gonna go to my high school friend's house and we're gonna watch it.

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>>70843504
Poos and chinks

>>70843506

>>70843443
So they tell me. I'll be fine. I get free meals as well, pretty much whatever we want including items off the menu that we create like the mythical Chipotle Quesarito, we actually makes those for ourselves, so my diet isn't entirely guac of course, I share with friends.

>>70843506
Fuggin ebin m8

>>70843548
Moors aren't Arab you milk guacamole fuck.

>>70843516
That sounds pretty shit, unless you don't care about football.

>>70843548
>why do americans like wackamohleh so much.
Americans like convenient food, so just dipping chips in some paste is great.

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>high school friend
N*rmies >>>/out/

>>70843261
>>70843261
never been to a chipotle, not many around here

>>70843504
Asians and poo in loos are generally relaxed. It's the uppity bastards that get to me. Like Californian Mexicans. Coddled so much they're entitled little twats.

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>>70843622
thnx

>>70843504
We're all fucking weaboos over here so of course we like the Japanese.

*vomits feces*

>>70843629
I'm a Browns fan so :/

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>>70843681
I'm really abd at readingh file layer namess

>>70843623
Yeah they are.

>>70843681
THICCER

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>i subsist solely on guacamole and guacamole derivatives

>>70843721
I follow the Browns baseball equivalent. The mariners

>>70843679
>Like Californians. Coddled so much they're entitled little twats.

ftfy

California is full of people who have had it easy their whole lives.

>>70843504
I only hate Catholics.

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>I'm a Browns fan

>>70843738
It doesn't refer to a specific ethnicity. They could be Berber or Bedouin you son of a bitch.

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>>70843756
Oh nooooo

>>70843792
>Hating catholics
>not focusing all of your religious hatred on Muslims

Bad choices, desu familia

>>70843589
>>70843679

Then why doesn't your hollywood ever let them star in anything

>>70843866
>implying California is a part of the Union
They're their own republic and they're leaving next year.

I seriously can't wait for war with Mexico.

>>70843792
>Be clackmyass
>Be protinypenistant

>>70843752

I think you mean avocado my friend.

>>70843792
>being pr*testant

lol

>>70843821
IM FUCKING TELLING YOU THE WORD MOOR IS USING INDISCRIMINATELY AGAINST ANYONE WHO IS LIGHT-BROWN AND IS NOT A CHRISTIAN.

>>70843866
No one cares about them

Who the fuck is going to root for Sanjeep Pradesh and his chink girlfriend

*yells at everyone to shut the fuck up*

>>70843866
Oh come now! They'll preach about diversity and progressivism but they're better than that. That's only for us peasants.

Can someone give me some Chad pics to use for my tinder profile?

@70843792
>being protty scum
Don't do this

>>70843897
Please God

I'm surprised lady Gaga didn't dress up as Hitler. What a dumb slut.

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>>70843953

>>70843857
100% wrong

Catholics are Muslim-tier at best.

Catholics are literally niggers.

>>70843915
>>70843918
>>70843974

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What do you call someone who sharts in the mart and leaves someone "with poor spending habits" to clean up while they buy beer for their NASCAR races?

A republican.

>>70843953
I can post bp

>>70844018
Catholicism is a white-people religion though

>>70844021
Joke's on you, I don't watch NASCAR anymore

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>>70844083
>Be catholic scum
>Chimp out because you are literally lower than niggers
Reminder that African-Americans have never done anything this bad.

Somebody give me a hug.

>>70844029
PM it @ me

>>70844127
The Irish aren't really people

>>70844139
only have (you)s, sorry lad

*goes to hug Mexican but hugs Canadian at last second*

>>70844153
*asks you to tell me how to do that*

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>>70844139
<3

>>70844201
ooooohhhhh

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Reminder:

Catholics are worse than Muslims

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the grill im dating end up bisexual, this is the thrid time this happen to me, wth

>>70844163
Half of white americans are """allegedly""" irish you know

Catholicism is extremely susceptible to communism. Commies >>>/out/

>>70843927
O-okay :'(

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>>70844226
*hugs you back*

i just wanted an excuse to post this pic

>>70844240
Set up a threesome

>>70844225
Click on my username and scroll to "PM this User". This will open up a tab that will be a private chat between you and whoever you wish to PM. Once there, you can upload photos by linking them with a URL or by clicking on the "Upload File (.gif, .png, .jpg, .webm, .mp4, .doc, .pdf, .mp3)" button.
If you ever need any more help, just ask one of our many friendly moderators.

I have to fun some errands and I know all of the normies will be in the store because of the super bowl.

Should I drink a beer or two before heading to the store?
I walk so i won't get a dui

>>70844282
>fearing the communist boogeyman
>while facism is literally taking over his country

can I get banned for linking to a nsfw imgur

>>70844004
Thanks I guess

>>70844346
Yeah

>>70844240
that's a good thing anon, imagine a threesome

>>70844373
yes

I hate Trump, but at least he isn't a Catholic.

Catholics do not belong in the White House.

>>70844373
no

>>70844418
:(

http://www.badnewsaboutchristianity.com

WTF

>>70844373
nah lad not unless its CP

please give me (You)s

@70844456
Sorry bud, I'm all out
>>70844448
wtf i hate christianity now

>>70844201
>>70844139
*pulls Mexican into the hug*
Uwu

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why do normies like radiohead so much.

>>70844365
>implying there's anything wrong with fascism
Need a good dose of it 2bh

>>70843792
>pr*testants

>>70844493
Great, now we all smell like cumin.

>>70844456
haha you can't tell me what to do

Proud Huguenot freedom fighters.

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>tfw the most popular person on 4chan

There is grave evidence that Jesus Christ was actually a Moor.

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ITT we come up with creative ways to balkanize this shit.

Roleplaying / speculativeposting only, no taking random secessionist shit seriously allowed.

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>tfw we will never reach the extraordinary bird of prey

>>70844456
>>70844547
wait hold on fuck
>>70844580
fuck you lol

>>70844588
Jesus was from Kenya

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wut do

>>70844527
Spotted the CHI.

At least you're not a mick.

>>70844580
ilu

>>70844529
shhhh, it's okay
uwu

>>70844631
where the fuck did you find my pictures

>>70844631
What's this

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>>70844592
o fuck I didn't realize how tiny my text is

My apologies for the eye strain.

just watched passengers buds
so much wasted potential

>>70844592
>Laurentia
>not just "New England"
>New England doesn't include the Maritimes
Terrible
>>70844631
Normalization of homosexuality was a mistake

>>70844620
>spending $1200 on a computer
probably gaymer shit. empty cart and kys

>>70844631

Bye.

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>>70844631
It's beautiful.

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>>70844592
>>70844676

>>70844620
Think of the games you want to play.

Now ask yourself: Is it worth it?

Falcons will win because the Patriots aren't diverse enough and diversity is strength.

t. social science major

>>70844518
Communism - Dirt poor agrarian China transforms into the world's largest economy in 3 decades

Fascism - Once powerful Germany gets cucked in half by USA and USSR

Fascism doesn't work. Anything too far on the right doesn't work. We have empirical evidence of this.

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>>70844726
wait fuck that's the wrong one

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HEAD PATS FOR ALL CANADIANS! YOU'RE ALL CUTE!

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>>70844770

>>70844770
Deng Xiaoping was in the 60's bud

>>70844774
>having the Yankees not be inside of Yankeeland
*giggle*

>>70844774
San Francisco and LA should be their own countries. I don't want to be bossed around by urbanites.

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>>70844774
>Southern Ontario always gets trapped in some shitty union with the Midwest

I just wanna be able to leave this place

>>70844678
Don't be rude

>>70844774
>yankeeland
>doesn't include New York

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>>70844758
Fuck Tom Gaydy, fuck the Deflatriots, fuck New Shitland.
FALCONS GONNA RISE UP

t.conservative georgian

>>70844631
>he even deleted the gallery
reee what was it

China became wealthy after it switched to a mixed model economy. Moa was a fucking retard.

>>70844906
my nudes

>>70844906
:)

>>70844235
Not true. Catholics are much better-looking than Muslims.

>>70844806
>implying his best work wasn't in the 80's

>>70844678
If New England was the name of the country and it had no current political ties to England that'd be a lame as shit name.

Maybe if we rejoined the British Commonwealth of Nations that'd make sense. Then we could import important products such as Irn Bru and have a cozy time.

Also yeah I fucked up forgetting the maritimes.

>>70844906
:^)

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>>70844800
Head pats for the Pats, who are going to win!

>>70844940
>implying you're not just stupid

>superbowl starts at 4:30
>i usually eat around 5
reeeq

>>70845000
see
>>70844890

JUSTIN
BIEBLEEEEER

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>>70844964
>Be Fairfax
>Download copyrighted boipucci

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw

>>70844678
Normalization of "Normalization" was a mistake.

Made chili, my buds. Has beans in it.

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Any /Northwest/ here?

NEED a thicc daddy desu senpai

>>70845007
>implying that's an argument when in reality it's not

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>>70844592
>he isnt anarcho-primitivist

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>>70845048
It's only illegal if I distribute it (but I would never do that because that would make these prime bp pictures decrease in value).

>>70843231
>She could be a tumblr feminist with 80 thousand twitter followers and snap a picture of me and accuse me of harassing her.

This never happens. You sound really retarded.

>>70844629
we're an irish state

>>70845107
You better not

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>>70844890
>>70845033
You didn't post an anime girl so clearly your argument is invalid.

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>>70845160
I pinky swear I won't.
I've been collecting boipussies since I was 14 and I have never distributed any of them.

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>>70845112
Wrong.

Oregon is not a subhuman state.

>>70845103
>unironically being an anarcho-primitivist

How's smallpox and polio treating you, Unibomber-kun?

literally jus ATE my CUM

>>70845192
I have some with a chastity cage

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me

>>70845236
You are so desperate for yous

Last one, no more

>>70845219
Whoops seems like both diseases died off since people arent living in extreme close quarters with one another and animals and discovered herbal remedies to treat it, sorry there vax-cuck

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>>70845236
hot

>>70845286
hehe still got you dumb leafer

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this fox pregame is fucking weird

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>>70845237
Hngh, it's too early to be getting me hot and bothered, Faulkie boy.

Who /single and ready to flamingle/ here

>>70844726
>Mexico takes back the horrible hell of old people and Cubans that is Florida

I am OK with this.

>>70845351
:3

>>70845198
lies

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Anyone use PayPal credit?

It says interest gets charged after the first 6 months. I wonder if this is for all new purchases or a one time deal. Site isn't very clear.

Anime tiddies in return

>>70845480
>credit

how american

don't spend money you don't have

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>>70845480
God bless Nihhon.

>A DEAL'S A DEAL ANON

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>>70845480
Don't use credit

*uses credit*

>>70844620
>more than a month's rent on shit
I wish I had some money.

That disgusting piece of gay fetish pornography is still on YouTube.
Why won't they delete it? What is their fucking agenda.

>>70845588
Now you've done it.
You better pray to Jesus those double dubs will compensate.

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>poorfags cant into credit

>>70845629
It's art, you uncultured swine.

>>70845637
Only poor people use credit.

>>70845629
I hope people start pushing out mock porn of that video aimed at children.

>>70845509
>>70845557

Nothing wrong with credit if you pay it off before interest and you aren't a fucking retard using it for everything.

I always use an amazon card and just pay it in full at first statement. I get amazon points for purchases and never get charged interest.

Learn how to money.

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Why is there no pacifist nationalistic party which wants to shorten the work week to 35hrs and increase vacation time to 1 month statutory minimum?

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>>70842903

>>70845678
t. lazy bum

>>70845668
Only poor people fuck themselves over with credit.

>>70845637

Using credit is quite the definition of poverty.

>>70845678
>shorten the work week to 35hrs
Why not 20?

o_O

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>>70845784
>_<

>>70845715
I work 60 hours a week, including on average a long night (to midnight) once a week and a weekend at the office once every three weeks.

The current dual-income household model makes it almost impossible for would-be parents to invest enough into their childrens' upbringing, and as a result, they neglect it outright and buy a little dog instead.

>>70845658
It really bothers me for some reason.

>>70845784
0w0

>>70845814
>I work 60 hours a week

I'm sorry for you breh

>>70845814
work smarter not harder

people who study business and business related degrees like economics or finance are mentally ill

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>>70845896
yeah....

>>70845768
Work is a good thing for human development, to an extent. Somewhere in the range of 30-35 hours is optimal for contributions to the labour force while also providing people with enough time to seek a balanced life filled with athletics, creative pursuits, raising a family, and other relaxing time.

Also, shortening the work week has been shown to lower the jobless rate (see France's 35 hour work week), increase fertility, and increase happiness.

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>>70845637
>having enough money to pay for things
>poor
le funny American education meme

>>70845896
Can confirm, I did finance in undergrad and am probably mentally ill.

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>le credit is evil
>5 years from now can't even buy a house or car because lol 0 credit score

>>70845896
Computer Science master race

>>70846026
Stop putting the rest of us out of work asshole

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>>70846016
>He's so poor he has to get loans

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wtf is a paha sapa?

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>>70846332
Nonyabusiness

lol just sent BILD (germany's biggest "newspaper"/tabloid) an email about the video
some sob story about how my kids stumbled across it and are mentally scarred now from having seen some guy getting fisted and shat on
told them they should make it public that youtube is ignoring parents concerns and they won't delete it

they're good at making dramatic articles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwEx6-cpJ4Y

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>why yes i just walked into bumfucking nowhere south dakota and bought a house with the 20 dollars in my pocket

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>2nd grade
>we're all grading each other's math quizzes
>have to grade kid with bad handwriting's quiz
>he writes a 4 (which is correct answer) but it looks more like a 9
>pretend i think it's a 9 and count it wrong
>later hear him complain to teacher about it
>teacher doesn't correct it
>mfw

Is it true that you people leave doors unlocked in small towns?
Like, houses and cars

there are probably no more than 40,000 people living in Africa

>>70846595
yeah the white population of Africa is rather small

>>70846595
There are 0 people "living" in Africa
The question is, how many people are dying in Africa?

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Do you have a sister?
Is she thick?
Do you love her?

>>70846651
>Do you have a sister?
yes
>Is she thick?
yes
>Do you love her?
not sure I love anything in this world f a m

>>70846651
Is this black?

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>>70846675

>>70846651
My sister is ok
She's 20yrs older than me though

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>>70846675
>tfw no cute femmeboy bf from Arkansas
;-;

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Just gave my 10 year old niece a piece of bacon. My sister has had her on a strictly vegan diet since she was 6. Now she keeps asking for more
>mfw

>>70846651
My oldest sister is a cunt, the youngest one is ok

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>>70846712

>>70846738
<3

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>>70846814

>>70846754
KC anon had a chance to come see me but he's a cunt so he didn't

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conservitards out

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hmm

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>>70846868

>>70846767
pretty sure they both have a cunt lol get it

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>>70846675

I see you

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>>70846921
>>70846868
>>70846814
>>70846712
i lik bullying

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>>70846898
I would've done more than just see you, bby.

>>70846903
>>70846920

>>70847015
>the subhuman frenchie is back

Africans out

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What do you guys think of flat chested girls?

>>70847062
Delicious.

Did anyone save those screenshots of Americans getting triggered by seeing a little girl's flat chest?

>>70847062
You've gained weight bby.

>>70847001
Bit gay

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>>70847062
Makes me want to spank their ass and massage my fingers slowly between their thighs and clamp their titties.

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>>70847062
faggots are not girls

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>>70846675
Wew lad

>>70847128
This

it's back to 41F pretty much all days and night now so I turned off the heater

my hands are pretty cold but it saves me money

>>70847062
anon thats a boi

NHL: vancouver canucks
CHL: kelowna rockets
CFL: bc lions/saskatchewan roughriders
NFL: seattle seahawks
MLB: toronto blue jays
AFL: geelong cats
MLS: vancouver whitecaps
NBA: utah jazz
PL: swansea city

r8

>>70846903
absolutely haram

>>70847196
>41F

Yank with proxy confirmed

>>70846712
>>70846814
cute

>>70847258
He's not a proxy and he isn't a yank.

>>70847229
>Vancouver can't pucks
Top lol

havent fapped in like 4-5 days because porn is just gross now

>>70847306
delete

>>70847305
Turn your proxy back on """kraut"""

>>70847258
it's called assimilation bud

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>>70847314
Stop watching 3d whores lad

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>>70847366
Nigga, I ain't white (I don't think he is either) and I don't know a lick of German so you best be tryna troll my ass off or I'll whoop you with a switch.

i drew this

>>70847314
is it?
i guess that's entirely your problem for not jacking it to Chinese amateur smartphone videos

>>70847325
The blue Jay's still have Bautista right? He's great for triggering rags players and fans

going to Dollarama. I will bring something back for (You)

>>70847401
Wait, you aren't white? I don't let brownskins touch me

>>70847401
>niggez in cum

wow pretty groce

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REMINDER

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>>70847314
Try furry porn. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>>70847479
Holy shit Reddit please fuck off with your terrible memes.

>draw face with deformed features and exaggerated expressions
>INSTANT COMEDY, ME FUCKIN GUSTA

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>haven't watched TV in forever
>watching Fox righ now cause superb owl
>mfw these ads

>>70847420
ye

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>>70847460
>>70847464
ok cool
*rapes everyone with my bbc*

>>70847488
>REMINDER
That aliums are real? What?

>>70847541
this will never end until we burn the cities

>>70847534
Down voted and un subbed >:[

>>70847585
de
let
this

>>70847541
Really dont know how normies can sit through ads desu

>>70847534
>not getting post-irony

new

>>70847646

>>70847646


>>70847646

>>70847585

post bbc
or
i
tell
janny
that
you
are
evading

>>70847585
I would gay fuck a cute black boy desu familia

>>70847660
>2 posts early
Smdhtbqhwyfamalam