/brit/

Made me think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McuHVXgR8dA

Anime

>>70841113
stella, carling, carlsberg and fosters

got carlsberg and carling

wish i knew how to romance my unbelievably attractive coworker

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did a roast lads

my gf at the beach

http://is.4chan.org/r9k/1486320867113.jpg

Rorkes out

Rorksheeds out

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unironically (not even memeing) feeling it after 1 (one) can of pic related

lmao

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>>70841142

utterly repulsive coworker is making inappropriate sexual gestures at me again lads

back once again with the renegade master

>>70841178
all that after your big breakfast

fat cunt

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Dreamt about the war again last night lads

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Elsa

>>70841151
probably making baaaare Ps Tbh

think of how many channels are in their network, pretty cushy job too

Simon's turned into such a gimp, only ones I watch these days are Sips and Lewis

>>70841208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZKAExPH83I

Business idea: close down channel 4

>>70841091
look at all those reprobates in the crowd

think chicago is underrated

want to visit it

Getting into the mood x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGtN2GIM-ig

>>70841248
fake news
do not click

>>70841153
not bad Tbf, large up bossman

>>70841091

saw this building IRL when i went to the USA

>>70841220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6eIcelEvF8

Frankly I enjoyed the war.

nothing makes me 'stalgia harder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70CmnC516jM

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>he's 50

Holy fuck, war is hell

Anyone know what mechanical bull rodeo thing where you have to try and stay on is called

>>70841293
>Old Yogpods
SUPREME post

hmm ahhh yes ah new thread ahhhhhhhhhhh

>>70841313
>mechanical bull
yeah

>>70841230

she's half egyptian

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me and the gf

>>70841313
Mechanical bull rodeo. Not even kidding.

It's fadjr time right now!

bf

>American """"telly""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85V7aqcwJ3Y

>>70841339

>blackpool

pffftttt

>tfw no gf

>>70841326
>>70841343
Fuck me i feel like such a div

Got some big time 'stalgia for you boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKz6r7y0cuA

Ah yes, Paris, a classic romantic getaway

>>70841330

>>70841220
>had a dream last night through my grandfathers eyes (1st person) focusing on me growing up
>saw myself from another persons perspective which invoked strange feelings
>he saw me join the forces, go through training, my passing out parade and then meeting up with me and other family members whilst i'm deployed
>feel an overwhelming sense of pride from his point of view
>shake my own hand and then suddenly fade into black
>still as my grandfathers point of view i get into a car and drive off before it fades to black and i wake up
>tfw he died in a car crash

really made me upset
it's like he's telling me what to do with my life

>>70841313
motorised rollingbeef

>>70841293
so fucking comfy

>>70841388
alri Deano

>>70841379
what does that have to do with blackpool

imagine getting a (You) from a yank

literally the dream

>>70841365
dude metal gear lmao

>>70841292
I mean the war in the future

Woke up in my bed, looked out the window and the sun was rising at 1am with a thunderous sound. Could hear people screaming.

>>70841365
ime it's been governments that start wars not corporations

might semi-ironically get in to bed

>>70841313
motorised patriot

>>70841293
imo some of the finer british comedy of the decade, for the discerning internet gents such as ourselves

hour 2

the wasp is a wiley one, lulling me into a false sense of security and then it strikes

reinforcements are late, do not know how much longer i can hold out

may have to cede the kitchen to the wasp and initiate a tactical withdrawal to regroup

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>>70841298
Boss?

>>70841388
fucking hell

rewatched it recently and the acting is so poor

still fucking great though

>tfw your adolescence was more like the inbetweeners than skins

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Chebbage

>>70841466
Skins is how teenagers imagine their life. Inbetweeners is the reality.

>>70841293
going to have to watch them all again now
properly comfy

lol if trump actually starts a war then the "hey at least he's not hillary who would drag us all to war" crowd will look awfully silly

>he watched skins

kindly fuck off my /brit/

utter normalrunts

not sure I want to get involved in any wars that are possibly looming on the horizon

I finally understand burqas

The point is not to protect women from the male gaze and rape that logically follows, commonly used explanation that always seemed idiotic to me. Point is to curb female overblown sense of self worth in a pretty ingenious way, by taking away the one thing they live for, physical validation.

Unfortunately, most of their women probably grow up developing acceptance for this so they don't suffer much, but introducing it to average Instagram whores would be so enjoyable. I don't think they'd make it through the day.

I don't actually support this because I need something to jerk off to on a regular basis, but just thinking of their distress when they can no longer post nudes for likes and delude themselves into thinking their tits make them fascinating gives me a decent hard on.

>>70841493
t. watched mona the vampire with his little sister every day

>>70841388
literal zeitgeist, miss those days

>>70841483
putrid

>>70841412
Were you actually in the army?

>tfw all i dream about is politics and war and shit, no personal family revelations or anything

>>70841434
Was it a bomb?


Also city runt

>>70841284
its a fuckin' eyesore

>>70841489
he's a massive zionist, anyone thinking he won't continue american imperialism is seriously deluded

just look at his sabre rattling with iran

watched skins series 1-4 roughly 10 times
love it

>>70841489
a war with china would be a victory, a war with russia would end civilisation

pretty clear pick

>>70841298
yeah surely it's war and not diet and genetics and living conditions

>>70841506
i member watching that before school

>>70841489
haha imagine if trump used an unsecured e-mail server

or engaged in serious corruption

would be really ironic hahaha

>>70841489
desu I'm firmly in the camp of shitting on whomever is president atm

Hillary was rubbish but that doesn't make Trump a saint

dumping TTP completely was dumb, I only hope he follows through with his infrastructure plans

>>70841530

yes that was my post

have never seen skins

only the gays and weeaboos liked it at my school so I figured it would be a bit shit

>>70841547
china are much more powerful than russia, what planet are you on?

>>70841466
>>70841484
Mine was remarkably like Skins. I grew up in Bristol (where Skins was filmed) and rarely went to school.

Glad I grew up quickly unlike a few of my old mates.

>>70841217
i'm a growing boy desu

lads is it normal to get up 20 minutes before i need to leave for work every morning, skipping breakfast, being in a rush, etc

everyone else seems to get up with plenty of time and have breakfast and whatever

>>70841589
yeah think there's a little more to skins than not going to school in bristol mate

>>70841504
well it works desu since most Muslim girls seem to be far more down to earth than a lot of white girls I know

>>70841547
why wouldn't a china war end civilisation as well? as far as i know they also have nukes

When I was very young, I forgot in the Trophonean cave how to laugh; when I became an adult, when I opened my eyes and saw actuality, then I started to laugh and have never stopped laughing since that time. I saw that the meaning of life was to make a living, its goal to be- come a councilor, that the rich delight oflove was to acquire a well-to-do girl, that the blessedness of friendship was to help each other in financial difficulties, that wisdom was whatever the majority assumed it to be, that enthusiasm was to give a speech, that courage was to risk being fined ten dollars, that cordiality was to say "May it do you good" after a meal, that piety was to go to communion once a year. This I saw, and I laughed.

>>70841575
>dumping TTP completely was dumb

rorke

>>70841528
I'm not currently in a city but it was in the direction of London, where I normally live. Realised my family were probably dead, was proper vivid. Thought about killing myself.

>>70841434
might use your visions in my next commercial post-apocalyptic YA novel meant to capitalise on trumps presidency

>>70841525
I was in the Royal Marines, I didn't see anything from my perspective in the dream but could tell by the uniform when I looked at myself

Wonder what all these dreams mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-YG5y08bkk

me

>>70841587
Economically but not militarily, Russia has like 8000 ICMBs, China has a couple hundred that aren't as advanced

Why would a war have to involve nukes?

Why not just knock the fuck out of each other?

No need to end the world.

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>>70841548
>yank trying to blame genetics for the living hell his country has inflicted on millions of people

>>70841609
Yes, obviously. I'm just saying those things probably led to me living like that.
I also left home at 16.

yvon
YVON
of the yukon

>>70841625
being anti-TTP is the rorke opinion since >muh wogs stealin jerbs

it wasn't great but it could have easily been amended since the US was the prime backer of all the shady shit.

it really hurt Canada, Australia and Japan a lot dumping it.

>>70841091
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

craic>banter

>>70841620
They have a couple hundred old missiles, most of them would be shot out of the sky

>>70841671
Nukes are the entire reason wars between major powers don't happen, even in the case of some "gentleman's agreement" not to use them the losing power will use them when they need to

>>70841694
ching chong

>>70841671
>Why would a war have to involve nukes?
because no one likes to lose

you can tell if someone is under-aged if they talk about ww3/major wars as if they are a real possibility

>tfw you end up waking up way too fucking early on weekends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmYr03V_nWU

>"Just as in the human body, while a person is healthy, he feels nothing wrong, but when disease strikes, all parts are affected, whether there is a fracture or a sprain or some other weakness, so it is with cities and tyrants: so long as they wage war abroad, their defects are invisible to the majority, but when they become entangled in a war on their own borders, that makes everything perfectly clear. [Demosthenes 2]"

>>70841717
>They have a couple hundred old missiles, most of them would be shot out of the sky
there's no guarentee of that, not enugh to convince the American public I imagine especially if cities start burning

America would win a war against China, even a nuclear one, but it would collapse into civil strife soon after.

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amy adams so beautiful and such a talented actress and she gets better every year. truly a gem

wish she was my wife

shame about the feet though but id even let that slide

>>70841547
yes because russia's early warning systems detecting 500 american ICBMs being fired eastwards will just be ignored

once told my mum I was feeling ill and took the monday off school

also had a cig with my mates in the playground when I was 15

sold the rights to my story to E4 and paid off my mum's mortgage - pretty sure they used it for the skins pilot

you can tell if someone is under-aged if they talk about a second Great War as if it was a real possibility

>>70841630
So it was a bomb? Did the windows shatter?

you can tell if someone is under-aged if they talk

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>>70841785
>winning a nuclear war

Attention please.

You are being "trolled" by an arab in thailand. His name is nassim, he is a regular poster on /fr/, unfortunately.
He paid a thai prostitute and pretended she is English so you guys rage. Sometimes he posts prostitutes on /fr/ saying they're his girlfriends.

Don't mind him, he is just a lonely guy. He will go away after a while.

Sincerely yours,
/baguette/.

>>70841574
think he's done the 2nd one plenty of times mate, he's a casino running businessman

>>70841660
Half of which probably don't work, anyway nuclear war is highly unlikely what's the point of fighting if there's nothing left. Any war would be non-nuclear, they realised this in the 1970s hence why they chose proxies over firing nukes at each other. Germany 1933 had hardly any army to speak of then in 6 years was able to nearly take over Europe. If China militarised, considering the strength of their economy, they would be a far worse threat than Russia.

>le travel ban is back on


haha fuck off drumpf tards it's never been back on you fake news cunts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38872680

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>will soon be time for bed
>soon be time for work

Lmao nukes

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>>70841848
ty for the background info froggie

>>70841848
Thank you baguette.

>>70841820
except the gap between the two world wars was 21 years and nobody had weapons capable of wiping humanity from the map

50 years of the cold war and nothing happened

kill yourself child

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>tfw my uncle is a big shot writer and journalist, well connected and his wife is a former banker, also very well connected
>he has started prepping massively, basically given up his job to learn survival techniques, invested in large amounts of gold and silver, debating a move to New Zealand

Something is coming lads.

>>70841863
>he has a permanent job

fuck off

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purchase automobiles

she still hasnt replied but i think its okay
she confirmed our plans and hasn't cancelled them
it's all good
it's all good

>>70841898
boats of refugees hopefully

nukes are literally a social construct if you ask me
lofe on the other hand is a social contract

>>70841848
thanks froglad, we've got this guys number, had him figured out weeks ago - we just ignore him for the most part

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>british people obsessing over a foreign politician

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mental to think that only 1 in 3 people here are slim

probably half of those are skinnyfat or whatever as well

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>>70841898
>you will never be Barron's childhood best friend and guide him gently through his first homoerotic experience

ask me when was the last time i washed my hair

>>70841890
>>70841892
You're welcome.

Britain is so depressing on pictures

>>70841898
I fucking hope not, really cannot be arsed with the apocalypse

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>>70841898
It's called Brexit and YOU voted for it.

Barron has autism btw

Trump went into an antivaxxer rage right around the time that Barron was diagnosed

HOWLING >>70841931

>>70841898
I too am planning on making a move to New Zealand but i am torn between that and moving up north to our house in Harrogate.

Family wants to move to southern France though

>>70841898
read this

http://time.com/4575780/stephen-bannon-fourth-turning/

it's actually good news though

because constructive change like FDR only happens after a crisis

>>70841954
could literally slice your throat open with my hip bone

the french are such nice lads

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>>70841587
economically china is stronger
militarily, not necessarily

>>70841955
'nce

>>70841971
looks cosy imo

Dive on in.

>>70841835
Not sure if it was supposed to be a nuke or just a carpet bombing. Windows didn't shatter but it was very far away, London is about 100 miles from me. Couldn't actually see the blast, it was just like a red glow in the distant horizon.

What actually woke me up (in the dream) was a sound like thunder, repeated blasts, so that makes me think it was conventional bombing.

>>70842001
Many such cases!

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>Mark Austin admits he told anorexic daughter 'starve yourself to death'

Should I return to education for no reason other than I want the title of Doctor or continue working on advancing my career?

>>70842014
if you could even lift it you chunky fucker

>>70842072
probably going to do it myself at some point

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>bought this for a girl at work because she told me she liked relaxing music
>heard her laughing about it with her mates in the staff room on friday
>got to go in and face everyone tomorrow

might just quit
can i do that? just never go back?

>>70841800
what?

>>70841785
Some would probably get through but America would survive, there would be nothing left of China

>>70841851
Russia has been upgrading its missile fleet, that's why Trump is going to do the same.

Obviously nuclear war is unlikely, that's the entire point of having them. It's why Russia knows they can roll into the Ukraine because no one is going to risk ending the world over that shithole.

China IS militarising but they're decades behind the Americans, it's not like 1930s Europe where you could just hand loads of men rifles and machine guns, make a few thousand relatively inexpensive tanks and planes then roll your neighbours, it takes decades to develop modern military tech

>>70841434
Get checked for schizophrenia mate.

have a strong feeling Barron Trump will be an incredibly important figure when he's an adult

>>70841898
think he might just be mental

>>70842041
100 miles? Thats very far away.

I am only about 17 miles ( a little outside greater London area). Do NOT want anything going off

Recommended for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwxCBIizQYU

cried about her last night

state of my life

>>70842147
frickin moron

>5 fucking days of work

fuck fuck fuckkkkkk

>>70842106
do you honestly believe that russia would not react to america launching nukes at china

their early warning systems would detect american icbms being fired and at that point they'd respond

>>70842147
never cry myself, face just scrunches up like I'm sobbing but without any tears

miss her 2bh

>>70842106
>America would survive
the nation would most definitely collapse and so would the entire global economy for starters.

America attacking china is like you cutting out your guts because you've had indigestion lately

Got chatted up by a Scottish girl last night

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Listen:

Found a skull of some kind of animal in the woods
I brought it home now its sitting in a tub of bleach to clean and whiten

>>70842138
Well my family lives in London proper and I go back there in the holidays, so i'm fucked either way.

Would probably kill myself if London got nuked even if i survived, i was ready to in my dream.

Important survey

http://www.strawpoll.me/12276717

>>70841898
Your uncle's lost his nut mate, that's what's happening

>>70842193
oh...they would obviously inform the Russians what they were doing, why would Russia commit suicide for the sake of China?

>>70842202
Well the west coast might be obliterated but that might not be such a bad thing

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literally me

>>70842130
reckon he'll be a liberal who speaks out against his father

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>>70842105

Hey how you doing little mama let me whisper in ya ear
Tell you a little something you might like to hear
You got a sexy as body and your ass looks soft
Mind if I touch and see if it's Soft?

>people actually think China in its current regime will last even another quarter century, with or without war

it's on the brink of collapse

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me and the woofo

>>70842117
>tfw the dream continued for a bit after I woke up

Slightly worrying

>>70842237
>oh...they would obviously inform the Russians what they were doing

lmao
we're talking about minutes here

>Well the west coast might be obliterated but that might not be such a bad thing

you just don't have a shadow of a clue do you?

>>70842237
>alright lads we're just about to fire 500 icbms just south of your country hope you lads are alright with that haha!!

mong

>>70842239
haha same

After having a week off feeling very motivated to go back to work.

Don't think I'll be feeling it at 7am tomorrow though.

>>70842263
Merkel doesn't speak English

>>70842263
*fewer

why do i get suicidal every time i have a hangover laddos

>>70842196
how long did you date? and why'd she leave you?

>>70842057
to be fair, people with eating disorders are insufferable people

>>70842315
the fear

>>70841967
>>70841967
>>70841967
>>70841967

>>70842285
>>70842288
>yes I'm going to fire ICBMs at a country that will fire ICBMs at me even though it's not currently doing so

hmm

>>70842263
What do the common people know about international diplomacy or monetary policy?

>>70842237
I don't think you have any real grasp on how these situations work. The decision to fire the ICBMs is made in minutes, AKA all the time you have to respond before your country and 90% of it's populace is wiped out.

>>70842236
>>70842131
Nah, he's about the sanest guy i've ever met. Educated, well-travelled, kinda posh. Never been a survival nut or anything before, he's metropolitan elite as fuck.

>>70842309
r u retarded

The ABSOLUTE fucking STATE of my LIFE right now.

>>70842241
he'll be a video game streamer

>>70842237
>Well the west coast might be obliterated but that might not be such a bad thing
it is a pretty bad thing

>>70842315
literally all me

>>70842318
>>70842196
CEASE

>>70842335
>not firing ICBM's at me

Do you believe they have any actual way of proving this in the tiny time-frame they have to respond?

>>70842342
There would obviously have to be a serious rise in tensions over a period of time for this to happen, agreements would be made beforehand

this would not be the same as the old cold war situation

figured out why mental illness is so "common" at uni

it's because students get twatted on drink and drugs every other day and therefore start to believe the hangover/comedown state is their real life because that's all they experience for 3 years straight

>>70842366
*barks*

quite want to go swimming but i have no one to go with
is it weird to go to a swimming pool by yourself

Imagine raising a family who are proud to call your their father.

Alongside you is a beautiful wife whom you love unconditionally.

>>70842405
if they were really going for Russia it wouldn't be 500 ICBMS but 7000 coming from all sides

Why on earth would they launch such a half arsed strike on a country with second strike capabilities

>>70842237
WHAT FUCKING AGE ARE YOU LOL, KILL YOURSELF.

the only drug i need is the Bible

>>70842454
hmm might jump infront of a train now 2bh

>>70842416
i don't drink alcohol or do drugs and I'm still diagnosed with depression

>>70842223
Would probably not die and the fallout would go NE but wouldnt be terribly pleased as the windows would probably be fucked and the horizon would be on fire

>>70842416
No it's because you're dumped in a sea of people and no-one cares about you or forces you to socialise like they did when you were younger, so going mental is about the only way to get any attention.

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Business idea: put /brit/ in the filename instead of the title and start making new threads at the bump limit

>>70842466
what the hell are you talking about? do you think the russians would side with the chinese and doom themselves?

reckon most crimes should remain illegal except when I do them
>in fact they should probably be made even more illegal

surely you see where I'm coming from here...

>>70842416
It's also shitty diet and sleep patterns, some students are on course with like 4 or 5 hours a week, and having so little structure in ones life can really fuck with some people.
If you're already a fairly fragile person putting drink and drugs on top of that can fuck with you major imho

utter state of this armchair general

Why are the left obsessed with people "stealing land" from indigenous people yet love mass immigration?

>>70842318
left her mate

the relationship got a bit unpleasant because we were both trying to hold off on caring (even though we both really did) and I just couldn't handle it anymore and bailed. really immature but I panicked I guess.

>>70842515
everything you said in that post is absolute teenage stupidity and you should either grow up or get checked for autism if you're actually no longer a teenager

>>70842562
what in particular?

>>70842524
knew a lad who dropped out because he thought he was bi-polar but he actually couldn't just handle his mandy comedowns and feels fine now he's not doing it anymore

>>70842553
immigration is not colonisation

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>I have '''''''''''''''''depression''''''''''''''''' waaaaaahhhh!!!!!

Maybe you should stop taking mind-altering drugs then?

>>70842598
v. good post

>nigerian mate tags me in a video saying "LIBERALS: WE'RE SICK OF YOU"
hahaha what is he like

someone said they matched with a literal nazi on tinder

turns out the girl just said she preferred white guys

did make me do a think

>>70842598
rorke

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>>70841091

>>70842598
fuck off you utter cunt

people who can't sympathise with the mentally ill need to be gassed

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>>70842558
what even is this babble

>>70842598
exquisite post

poo

haha!

>>70842598
Peter seems pretty dumb when it comes to things like addiction and morality.

Bet he thinks psychology's just a load of made up nonsense or something.

One of my professors starts every lecture by reminding us that our campus is located on the unceded territorial lands of the Gtxiallamsqheam first nation people

ur gettin way 2 big 4 ur bewts

any man watched iboy on the 'flix? any good?

>>70842589
See if you had a family around you , and friends you'd actually know for more than a few weeks that actually give a shit about you they would have given you a slap, a can of coke and a ciggy and told you to pull yourself together and that you're fine.
Even if you've got pals uni can be really lonely, and a right head fuck

>>70842633
Alri Sara

>>70842598
wow you sure told them

what a joke you are

Anyone watching taboo? It's kino desu

which paradox games are good in 2017?

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Thinking about Buzz Aldrin

>>70842608
nazi
>>70842619
cuck

>>70842668
are you australian? who actually does this crap

>>70842668
does anyone care?

>>70842636
mostly melodramatic teenager-tier bullshit

think I'm quite retarded

>>70842670
its shit, read the book

any of you ever used that Oxford commuter coach

>>70842105
dont give women things unless youre dating them or married
desperate runt behavior

literally every one of my lectures results in me being removed by campus security cause I'm not even a student there

>>70842670
just started watching it, maisie is in it

>>70842661
desu psychology probably wasnt really a thing when he was growing up, definitely not as mainstream as it is now so I can see why he would distrust it

he is partly right in that doctors massively over prescribe antidepressants which don't help to cure mental illness at all, only temporarily alleviate it

t. has first and second-hand experience

>>70842661
>Peter seems pretty dumb

All that needed to be said

>>70842661
but it is

>>70842720
stick to tinder

>Sweden will have a worse standard of living than Libya by 2030

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>>70842633
>>70842619
>>70842661
>>70842683
>the drugs have magical power over me!!!!! I just can't stop taking them!!!!

You take the mind-altering drugs in good conscience voluntarily because you are a disgusting degenerate, accept it.

>>70842772
how have you found CBT?

>>70842776
right

>>70842779
there is literally nothing wrong with recreational drug use

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>>70842778

>>70842757
similar situation here, I keep getting kicked out of the local primary school for walking into the classrooms and playing with the kids

What do when meeting new female colleagues/flatmates lads? Handshake feels too formal and weird for a girl.

Abortions should be regulated to the first six weeks of pregnancy.

Cannot abide the amoral society we live in where ejecting quickly forming children is now an acceptable form of birth control for couples too irresponsible to even use a condom or the pill

>>70842779
A lot of drugs alter your brain chemistry so you are compelled to keep taking them. That isn't even some wishy washy psychology bollocks but a biological fact.

>>70842778
no

stop believing /pol/ memes

daddy is cooking me steak and chips
I could take a picture and post it here if people would like that? just trying to gauge demand

is there a bigger meme illness than "depression"

>boo hoo I feel sad

get over it you fucking wellie

people these days don't know how good they've got it

>>70842855
you mean the united nations?

>>70842778
>i believe everything i read on 4chan

https://twitter.com/oliviabuchanan0/status/827858959516196864
Oi oi

>>70842845
>new
handshake or just say hi mate

it's too soon for hugging

>>70842850
there should be absolutely no limits on abortion. it should be encouraged as the default.

get over it rorke. abortion is good. strict population control must happen.

>>70842845
just say hello or something and don't over think it

Ah yes, it's another episode of bf spends hours cooking bland vegetables in at least in two ways (pan + oven) that end up tasting like nothing.

>>70842873
Anxiety is the new meme. Apparently being anxious about something is a serious illness

>>70842772
He reminds me of an old person who complains about shit not being the way it was when he was young.

But that's 99% of old people so I'll let him off on that one.

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>we are 10% through 2017 already

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>Yankbook thinks I give a shit about the """super"""bowl

FOY

>>70842851
>compelled

all you have to do is just not lift the fucking spliff to your mouth it's not hard

>>70842855
>implying pol memes doesn't come true

>these Peterfags

no-one would even know Peter existed had it not been for based Christopher

>>70842870
>daddy
Bit degenerate.

It's called football, not headball. Ban heading to protect players. This will also encourage more players to be like Zlatan and pull the ball out of the air with a scissor kick, which is more entertaining for fans.

too many angry lads ITT right now

LET THEM IN
LET THEM IN
REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE

>>70842913
If you have persistent anxiety it can fuck you right up. Unfortunately millenials all claim to have it which makes it a bit hard on people that do suffer from it.

>>70842904
you do not have a single sense of right or wrong in your fibre of being, do you?

>>70842943
>mobile
>facebook
FONT

>>70842845
whatever you do just be totally confident in it

if you're close by to them, shake their hand, as if you would a bloke

if you're far away just say "alright, nice to meet you" or something

>buy olive oil spread
>39% rapeseed oil, 21% olive oil

ahhhhhhhh yes

>>70842904
psychopath freak

>>70842950
Not weed in particular but a lot of drugs can fuck you right up if you go cold turkey. Very dangerous.

>>70842999
>Mobile

It's a cropped desktop screenshot FUCKING YANK GET OUT

>>70842957
yeah I tend to decide who I like depending on how sure I am that they exist

>>70842888
4chan is the united nations now? wow

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Say it loud and say it clear
Refugees are welcome here

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>>70842991
>right or wrong

>>70843023
boo hoo

>Wasn't born into a Sparta-like military state

'cide it is then

>>70842779
what an autist

>>70843021
so? why do you give a fuck it tastes delicious

no worse for you than if it was made of 100% olive oil you lumpy virgin freak

Donald trump

KKK

racist

sexist

anti gay

NO BORDERS NO NATIONS

>>70843126
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>70843126
uhm no sweety, stop being a racist

going to bed desu lads

good night x

>>70843097
Ah yes, a fat loser like myself would surely do very well in a militarised society.

>>70843126
wrong

the Alt Right is the official counterculture of the 2010s

like the Punks of the 1970s

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>>70843097
Athens > Sparta

>>70842977
"no borders no nations"

*supports things like nationalisation, the nanny state, communism in general*

>>70843126
What time do you want me in the office tomorrow Mr Nose

>>70843111
if I wanted fucking rapeseed oil spread id buy rapeseed oil spread you stupid fucking shill

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ARBITRARILY DRAWN LINES ON A MAP?

>make a thread lightly bantering brazilians
>brazilians pour into the thread

interesting >>70837796

>>70843212
>ARBITRARILY DRAWN LINES ON A MAP?
only refers to africa tbqh

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>>70843188
>supports the president of the most powerful country in the world
>counterculture


lel

>>70843211
but that's exactly what the product you're bitching about is you grotty imbecile

it says what it is on the tub, if you don't want it, don't fucking buy.

>>70842751
This desu.

Another exception is if they're a very good friend. Don't give a gift to someone you barely know though, it's a terrible idea.

>>70843252
post more naziballs

>>70842706
I'm from Vancouver

>>70842713
Some of the students do it when they start their presentations or make comments in class now

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