/brit/

Business idea: subsidised large scale high quality high density housing built in/near cities

>>70838817
you are

WISH i was a gymnast

plymouth is actually an alright place

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N O R T H E R N

P O W E R

H O U S E

sunday evening /brit/ is the worst

all the normblots are on trying to fit in

how did it end up like this...

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more towers coming to blackfriars

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ah yes, the common citizen can definitely afford to live in this home that is probably exactly the same size as the place they already live in

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Elsa

*slaps you really hard in the eye*
*hisses and runs off*

You can feel it, too? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

>>70838981
I do wonder how all of these newer houses will look in 50 years

Are video games getting stale or am I just growing up?

>>70838981
>balcony
GOAT
wish I had one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmwMhjbThKg

doing an OMD

>>70839021
both

>>70838981
dear lord those are tiny

imagine actually desiring to live in such a place

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>>70839004
30th october 1984 venom snake aerial command centre ... check side ops list ... animal conservation platform selfie ... check development progress that doggey i brought back (huey messing me around ... not a wolfey) we're in international waters seychelles ... animal conservation platform's looking like this today looking like that out there ... new extraction diamond dogs soldiers are watching that looking out that way ... got a new david bowie tape it's quite nice ... feeling nucley outside ... mrs paz with memento stickers in hospital ... sticker queen ...

unironically walking across the street to the weed shop.

anyone want anything

>>70839104
3.5 of purple haze i want to take a NAP

>she still hasn't replied to me
i would like to inform you all i am officially returning to the volcel life

>>70839104
'netto

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcHR5YXkgL0&feature=youtu.be

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Did someone say new builds?

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being a virgin your 20s causes irreversible brain damage

>being gay is perfectly natural!
*fucks an intestine filled with shit*

>>70839141
>downstairs toilet
not bad

>>70839121
*Violates your nap*

>>70839141
beautiful feat of architecture 2bh

>>70839141
Absolutely screeching that people will actually tie themselves down on a mortgage for one of those.

>ah yes lets spend the rest of our lives paying off a mortgage on a cupboard

>work in a call centre on £16.5k
>no degree
>only way to progress internally is to be a sociopath (also a woman)
>can't have roommates due to autism
>don't make nearly enough to live by myself

genuinely no escape besides the ol' 'cide.

>>70839159
>*fucks an intestine filled with shit*
no self-respecting gay man would do that

most gays will do a deep cleanse beforehand, douching if you prefer

>>70839088
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/41862450#ymE8SXyFpDQkK7pW.97

costs over a million
>b-but normal people can afford to live in these places too!

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hmm
jalapaenos are nice, very juicy

>>70839159
actually the intestines are never touched

>>70838981
Those could actually be pretty /fa/ if we had weather like in that picture

>>70839200
Where do you live? I earn £14,000 and live by myself

why go travelling when you could spend that money on a deposit for an end terrace in aldershot

>>70839141
tbf it would be quite cool to be the architect for this and to know that literally thousands of your design was going to be built

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>>70838994
Anna is better

>>70839225
doubt that sausage has been within 50 miles of a farm

>>70839232
speak for yourself m8 :3

>>70839240
Scotland.

>>70839200
did a 'cide earlier
highly recommend it

>Brits unironically arguing against the legalization of marijuana
>One of their arguments is "i don't want a weed shop on every corner!"

You lot are more brainwashed than americans

>>70839264
like I care
it probably has artificial flavourings too [shock and horror!!!]

>>70839301
>legalization
fuck off yank

>>70839268
Would have thought it would be cheaper there

Oh well, hope you can live alone soon

You lads watching the Super Bowl later?

>>70839301
Would be lying if I said I cared even slightly

best endz in london?

>>70839208
ahh yes you can be mortgaged to the hilt for your entire life

>>70839323
dunno what time its on here, have a 9am so probably can't. Wish i could though

New: >>>/tv/79135230.

>>70839346
big up TH

>>70839346
bow e3

bleeding from my palms like The Passion
tracksuit bottoms and they saggin

>>70839346
Enfield.

> I care about weed legalisation very strongly over the decriminalisation of drugs in general

t. Dropped out of A levels to pursue full time dole scrounging

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my soul rn

>>70839323
Yeah I probably will

>>70839356
*caresses your leg*

>>70839387
im a consultant that makes 68k a year after tax though

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>>70839225
Jalepenos give me the shits

>>70839261
My ex's name is Anna

Fuck I miss her a lot

>>70839301

only baby boomers are against legalising drugs

everyone else knows it's the only option that makes sense

>>70839381
she on about SSRIs

>>70839381
>that slang

I'd throw her off the bridge myself

>>70839419
S H A R T

>>70839323
is that where drive around in monster trucks for hours on end before some lunatic decides to start shooting everyone?

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Flailing

>>70839400
Nice

Fuck everyone in this thread

>>70839387
Ahh yes let's decriminalise all drugs

Bet you're gonna tell me how they did it in the bustling first world metropolis of Portugal now

>>70839200
How about getting an education, or learn a job? You don't wanna spend the next 40+ years like that la
If you keep working that kind of job you'll neck yourself in a couple of years or so

Was at my uni med center talking to a counselor there about flu medicine and she said, "I'd offer you some free condoms but you probably don't need any".

Women of any age, position, etc, see incels as garbage even if we aren't in any romantic scenario.

got 3 matches today

2 black girls that I thought weren't (they had group photos and I thought they were the main girl) and 1 chinese one that's nothing special

not going to message or reply to any of them 2bh

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>>70839452
>is that where drive around in monster trucks for hours on end before some lunatic decides to start shooting everyone?

No, Americans just call that 'Monday'

>>70839474
*grinds you into dust with the heel of my boot*

Wanked twice already

>>70839461
>someone snap me
what did they mean by this?

>>70839328
this
Literally straight down the middle on the dude weed issue

If there was a referendum I'd have no doubt I'd abstain.

>>70839430
/brit/ is 18+ mate

>>70839401
*blushes and looks down*
So...
uhmm...
you were telling me-

8/10 people in this thread are fucking retards, but fairplay to those that are in the other 2 percent like me.

>>70839487
'cause that's what you are mate

platinum visa card drinking rubicon
christian dior charms with some rubies on

>>70838895
Anarcho-capitalism is an oxymoron.

watching videos about aquaponics

>>70839478
>If you keep working that kind of job you'll neck yourself in a couple of years or so

I know man. I have tried uni several times and failed out on all occasions. Honestly may very well kill myself this year.

How many different cultures can you order from within 20 minutes?
Me? 5
Yank (burger), Brit (chippy), Italian (pizza), Indian, Chinese

Really want a taco/burrito place and a sushi place but they're only economical in cities

never admitted this to anyone but I wish I was australian

Got this thing where I don't talk to girls that often because I want to look like I'm busy and have leverage but really I'm dying inside to talk to them.

>>70839553
You're a moron

doing a suicide

goodbye /brit/, you used to be better and are honestly pretty shit now but you're the only people I spend time with so i might as well say goodbye

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>>70839513

try to restrain my liberty regarding my own consciousness and i'll stamp your fucking head in pal

how do I deal with haters?

>>70839301
Your countries culture surrounding weed is incredibly fucking cringeworthy and undesirable.

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ALL

I

EVER

SAY

NOW

IS

GOOOOODDDDBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>70839506
Send a her a message on Snapchat you utter mong

>>70839570
Thai, Chinese, Cantonese, brit, paki, turk, indian, """""italian""""", Jap, Greek and yank

i'm straight but watching a lad have a wank on chaturbate rn

>>70839562
join the navy

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>>70839461
>a doctor had to tell her she was fat

>>70839609
make h8ers ur motiv8rs

>>70839487
fucking rekt

>>70839642
Pics. x

>>70839562
What about manual labour? Electricians make decent money, will never be unemployed and it's the least exhausting construction job.

>>70839645
Ineligible due to epilepsy.

I only partake in government approved states of consciousness

>>70839609
listen to their critiques and use it to better yourself

>>70839601
kek
you're actually being serious

>>70839570
>Really want a taco/burrito place
me too, fuck me i love mexican food

>>70839506
"Someone send me a SnapChat"

Anything else you'd like to know about the 21st century, grandad?

>>70839487
Things that never happened: the post

I only partake in government approved states of epilepsy

>>70839638
well i could have said thai and malaysian but its the same place as the chinky so didn't count it.

and turk but i don't count that slop as authentic

>>70839693
omg what a ditz!

Perplexed at why you runts care about half the meaningless shit you do

Christ

>>70839693
Haha

>>70839461
geniunely triggered

going for a haircut tomorrow i think

If women aren't vapid, shallow cunts then why do normies come here and tell us to act in a certain specific way to "attract" them?

Surely women are normal humans right? They don't all just like the same things and same behaviour?

Why do normies try and tell us that women aren't all vapid shallow cunts who are all carbon clones of each other?

>>70839684
I love Taco Bell too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vznXA_9oF5w

*Takes pill*
*Walks into the club*

"Alright, lets fucking do this, lads"

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>>70839600
i'll join you soon lad

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>>70839684
so jelly of yanks living so close to the border

don't know how good they have it

why would they want a wall

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mum cleaned my room while I was out yesterday and found the balloon cannisters

been grounded

Might watch 'cide Squad later

>>70839616
there is no culture around it you mong.

you probably see some niche groups and assume thats how everything is.

I live in a town with legal weed. no one gives a shit and you hardly ever hear about it.

Your just desperate to make yourself feel better about your backward archaic laws because brits are brainwashed as fuck and think their country is the only one that does things right, and that they definitely aren't being dumber than yanks by keeping it illegal

MUH CULTURREEEEE!!!!!!!

Is that all brits can ever come back to?

>>70839600
honestly please don't do it, would be really sad if you did

>>70839683

>kek

/brit/ is 18+ mate

>>70839762
>disclosure

err nah you're alright mate looool

>>70839768
>yank will be with me
SUICIDE:

CANCELLED

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103

why are kids so self absorbed in their instasnap and their chatgrams

Who here /25+/?

>>70839785
what are those

>>70839782
they have these in the UK, they're fucking shit

>>70839824

there's a queen was in my kitchen lads

our battle has lasted an hour and now i cant find it

how do i kill it

i already used my ray mears skills to fashion a makeshift trap but it's not working

>>70839820
It's the 'everyone gets a certificate' culture.

I have never used snapchat so I am completely ignorant to its function and use.

Since I'm not a student anymore and have no contact with any young people just old farts at work I think this lack of knowledge will only get worse as newer shite comes out.

Transformation to old man has begun.

Can't take you seriously if you unironically believe the government should babysit everyone and tell us what molecules we can and can't imbibe voluntarily

>>70839820
Children like childish things

>>70839785
are they C02 or nitrous?

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>>70839824
right here fa͏m

>>70839826
nothing wrong with my shoes

How many of you here would be happy living in a university-residence-style structure where you have your bedroom/study/bathroom to yourself, but the dining, living, laundry areas are all shared?

It seems like it could be a lot cheaper than the average flat, and you could stack the rooms into high-density skyscrapers where all the amenities were shared by a single floor

>>70839824
turn 25 in three week. Still look about 19

might brew a cup of tea to ISO 3101 standard

>>70839873
What are you doing?

>>70839824
>/here/

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>>70839847
going to leeds anyone want anything?

>>70839862
warm water and jam mixed in a jar

>>70839824
A lot of people I think. There's also a lot of uni runts about though.

>>70839879
Living in student halls was fucking horrible, no one ever did the washing up or took the bins out.

unironically live in a 450ft^2 apartment in new york and pay 1900/mo for it

Who remembers this absloute banger, reminds me of the fabled Summer of '07

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE-vp5H_maE

>>70839879
complete shit.

no sense of private living. feels like a prison

>>70839912
>sheffield has 2 (two) taco bells

screaming

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>>70839901
now or with my life?

>>70839879
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569317/Just-drop-text-light-bulbs-changed-landlords-sub-50-want-party-residents-places-London-s-new-Twodios.html

>>70839913
umm did you not see the part about my ray mears skills???

VERY tempted to get a deliveroo tonight

but i have food in the fridge

hmmmm

olympic lifting is so fucking autistic i also cringe when people on instagram post videos of themselves doing it

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the 'lcony

>>70839916

statistically this poster is not white

>>70839912
come to lakeside lad

>>70839916
pics

>>70839935
Can't begin to imagine the type of smarmy cunt that would live in that place.

>>70839963
fuck off you talentless cunt
>tfw too tall for oly lifting but i wish i could do it

>>70839879
good idea for recent graduates in larger cities 2bh

conflicted lads

one the one hand, I want to an hero cause oh my god this is my life and its definitely NOT going to get better anytime soon despite the usual 'temporary solution' bullshit I always hear

on the other hand, I really want to see where this living disaster movie called the Trump US presidency is heading. Shit like this just doesn't come around every lifetime, but we happen to live in one where it does and I really don't want to go out not knowing how it all went down

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Knowing how to touch her,
Without touching her;
Really touches her

>>70839950
don't do it lid

>>70839972
best just be tobaccco in there lad

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>>70839824
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Alri, my name is Kezza
I'm a 27 year old American Teaboo (British fan for you yanks). I watch the footy and Inbetweeners on my licensed telly, and spend my days perfecting my accent and playing superior deanocore games (FIFA, CoD, Battlefield series)

I train with my pint glass every day, this superior beverage container can hold a better pint than a solo cup because it has been in use for over a hundred years, and is vastly superior to any other container on earth. I earned my alcohol license two years ago, and I have been getting better at pulling pints every day.

I speak English fluently, both RP and the London chav dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their medieval knight code of honour, which I follow 100%

When I get my UK visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious Grammar School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a call centre manager or machine operator and mortgage a Barratt new build!

I own several tracksuits, which I wear around my endz. I want to get used to them before I move to London, so I can fit in easier. I give props to my weedman and mandem and spit bars as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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>legalise it

>>70839981
where

>>70839935
>>70839990
innit, looks so fucking bleak

tbf this is a different one to the one that the leaf's post reminded me of, that one looked a lot nicer, read about it in the paper but can't remember the name. Regardless, would be fucking shit

>>70839934
Both.

Question for all 25 pluses here.

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Why has every startup idea been done before.

I want to start a business, I don't want to go into litigation.

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Hmmm

>>70839991
you autistic little worm be gone from my sight

>>70840048
So come up with a new idea

>>70840016
good in theory but a bit shit actually

>>70839824
28
Imagin wasting your life online when you are a teen or at uni
Screeching

>>70840016
quite literally the best post ever on /brit/

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>>70839935
>One thousand one hundred British Pounds Sterling per month

Absolutely horrifying. Three times what I pay and I have a five room flat.

is anyone here flexible enough to suck your own willy?

(((How many of you here would be happy living in a university-residence-style structure where you have your bedroom/study/bathroom to yourself, but the dining, living, laundry areas are all shared?

It seems like it could be a lot cheaper than the average flat, and you could stack the rooms into high-density skyscrapers where all the amenities were shared by a single floor)))

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>>70839991

Too tall is that why the current olympic superheavy champion is 6'5" and the previous one is 6'6"

>>70840038
Web design & shitposting on /brit/ before I watch the superbowl

>Twodios

Honestly can't imagine how much of a limp-wristed mong you have to be to use that word

>>70840058
so tell me, are you a fat powerlifter or a weak bodybuilder? which is it mate?

>>70840004
hmm
HMMMMMM

>>70840016
this is fucking diabolical

half of it is just nicked from a different copypasta, and most of it doesn't apply to deano

its like an alien studied /brit/ for 10 minutes then was told to make a post

oh, just had a look at your flag, pretty much what's happened then

awful, just awful, totally missed the mark

>>70840080
crawl out

>>70840067
>>70840067
>>70840067
honestly good point. i rarely ever posted on the chon when I was 18-22.

Ever since I left uni and the good life to become a wageslave I've significantly upped my time wasted here.

Can't imagine how shit your life must be if you're posting during the most fun years of life

>>70840121
absolute parasite becca there's not even 25 there

>>70840097
idk if i'm too tall, my old coach said that's what it was. I think it might just be i have a fucked up knee

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witness the power of this fully invested and developed NORTHERN POWERHOUSE

>>70840003
squealing

>>70840086
medal's in the post

>>70840121
there's 24

>>70840016
this is really bad. looks like you played madlibs with /brit/ slang

please stop posting

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>>70840121
why do people speak like this. it makes as much sense if you omit it reeeeee

>>70840127
you're like a little baby too weak to lift and trying to say you're too tall for it but you're not you're just weak

can't get under 1:19 on bois noir lads

fuming

>>70840019
essex

>>70839935
>cash strapped millennials
>£1,100 a month

>>70839879
Literally what I'm moving in to right now. Decided it would be marginally better than a flatshare desu, as there will probably be less interaction with flatmates, so if I don't like them I can just stay in my room.

Honestly fucking hate how patronising my Nan can be sometimes

I'm not a fucking mong, I know how to do things, you can't even open Microsoft Word without having a fit you stupid bint

Does my nut in, fucking overbearing family

>>70840147
>>70840202
that's the joke
think you may have been tricked here

>>70840121
>i like black men
>no that isn't completely shallow, objectifying, racist, and vulgar IT'S PROGRESSIVE
if i were a wog and some slag was like "i like black men" i'd bin the bint

>>70840204
fat powerlifter it is then
m-me too
Idk if it's too tall or just shit knees. Either way snatching destroys my knees

>>70840254
should have bounced her head off the wall

If you're at uni and have no friends you may as well give up. It doesn't get any easier than uni. After 25 it becomes near impossible for a male to make new friends even if he was popular throughout his life.

>>70840016
honestly could've been a lot worse, good effort desu, respectable

>>70840276
no you woudn't. you would maximise your reproduction potential

>>70840269
nah, you just made a rubbish post trying to impress the boys on /brit/ and fell flat on your face, now you're trying to make it look like that's what you intended all along

absolutely pathetic

>>70840269
>Hahaha i was just pretending to be retarded

Well the ""joke"" could have been significantly better

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really love cyberpunk aesthetics

hope london goes that way in my lifetime

>>70840295
Nah its easy with social hobbys and groups

>>70840169

you probably have bad leverages then

>>70840320
>>70840331
i don't think you understand the humour behind the original copypasta

wonder if my examiners will fall for the old "i was just pretending to not know the answer" trick

>>70840295
runt

>>70840314
nah m8

if she were fit then yeah maybe i'd give her a fuck and chuck, but otherwise they're betting binned

>>70840348
jesus christ just give up. everyone is telling you how shit it was

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>>70839004
STANDING

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>>70840338
C Y B E R P U N K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcsyNiMO5jA

>done nothing but drink and smoke weed lately
>don't go anywhere anymore (except work)
>don't do anything
>have had countless people comment on me being really quiet and not doing anything lately

Should probably sort my shit out right about now before it gets worse.

>>70840348
I do, but those things have no relevance to the deano gimmick, you just couldn't think of anything to substitute them with

absolute embarrassing, you even went to the effort of making your own image

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

>>70840371
hahahahaha nah foy

if i were a wog i'd kill myself so there'd be one less in the world

>>70840368
is this the missing link? the final piece of the puzzle that is human evolution?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1Vt6r-sj8

Doing a feel/think

>>70840346
what does this mean and is there any way to fix it

>>70840348
it was alright lad don't listen to the haters

Lol apparently Milo Yiannopoulous was invited to speak at my old school but a couple of SJWs on the lecture committee vetoed it

>>70839021
cba with them any more

dunno if i should get into pc gaming as one last try

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>really love cyberpunk aesthetics

>hope london goes that way in my lifetime

nipping down moxxi's, you lads want anything?

>>70840389
Embrace runtdom

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>>70840338

High real estate prices will encourage more upward growth (skyscrapers), but you generally see cost-cutting on the exteriors. It might look more like Hong Kong eventually (pic), but more "multicultural"

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Check out the new gf, lads

>make a shit post
>everyone tells you its shit
>explain to them that they just dont get it

Leafs everyone

>>70840392
ah yes and the original copypasta is accurate to japanese life

>>70840410
I know it's getting late mate but that was such a belter of a story you got time to tell it again?

a view to a kill is probably the pengest bond song

>entire family is a bunch of lower middle classes with average jobs and no notable achievements or assets, not even a fucking coat of arms or understood heritage or anything

Not looking promising if this is anything to go by

>>70840295
>you're at uni and have no friends you may as well give up

already have lad

cheers x

>7pm

better get to bed soon

long day of 'slavin ahead of me

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need a qt protestfu

>>70840389

woman tier post

>>70840444
quite a nice gf there, cute tummy

do yanks that dont care about football watch the champions league final like deanos over here that don't give a shit about american football watch the superbowl

I'm a Milo Yiannopolous disciple

Have been ever since gamergate

>>70840451
that's totally different and you know it, at least the things referenced in the japanese pasta have some relevance to japanese culture

you've totally missed the mark here

>>70840016
5/10

>>70840465
fuck off rorke, families with coats of arms shouldn't exist

Imagine telling a joke that you think is funny, and then everyone tells you it was shit. Instead of giving up however, you decide to continue to try and explain to them how it was funny

fucking hell

>>70840429
eh i don't mind that, ethnic minorities are like real-life aliens from distant planets. adds to the sci-fi feel

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>>70840403

When was the last time a protest in a developed country brought about any meaningful or tangible change?

Hint: the answer is never.

>>70840501
No. I know significantly more about football than the average yank and I have no clue who wins the champions league each year

>>70839301
>As of the 31st December 2016, products containing cannabidiol that are "used for medical purposes" are classed as medicines by the UK regulatory body, the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA).[69] As such, if a CBD-containing product is "used for medical purposes"—e.g., its advertising claims a medical benefit—it must have a product license before being sold.

Almost there.

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>I'm a Milo Yiannopolous disciple

>Have been ever since gamergate

>>70840515
and what in the post does not have to do with /brit/ish culture? i hit deano, grime, pint glass, jjb machine operator manager

>>70840525
imagine not even attempting to contribute

>>70840539
That sci-fi is literally designed by (((people))) trying to make you comfortable with ethnic minorities

Going to a superbowl party lids

>>70840482
is she saying that's a good thing or a bad thing i can't tell

>>70840562
Southend United's won it for the past 6 years in a row mate

>>70840482
that sounds really just awful

people who are into social activism need to hang by the neck until dead

>>70840522
Republicans should be hanged

>>70840545
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38868736

Literally yesterday ago lmao

>>70840607
>>70840615
rorke is REALLY obsessed with the gallows

Big tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxoP1NDZtVc

>>70840602
>yanks literally pay thousands of dollars to sit through hours of adverts occasionally interrupted by 10 minutes of hand egg

nice

Why are biscum such autists?
>>>/lgbt/7704748

>The Charlie Hebdo attacks were over 2 years ago

jesus christ where does the time go

>>70840588
deano is a sub culture of british culture baka mate you know nothing

deano doesn't speak RP, doesn't speak London dialect, doesn't follow a medieval code of fucking honour, doesn't go to a grammar school and doesn't live in 'endz', he doesn't listen to grime or have a mandem, doesn't spit bars and only smokes weed on the annual trip to 'Dam with the boys

FUCKING MONG

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>>70840405

basically the relative length of your bodyparts which dictates how efficient your pulls are. you can compensate for it somewhat by altering your form.

>>70840621
>africans are literally the colour of shit and dirt, this cannot be denied by even the most leftie of people

Makes you think

>>70840703
it's not just a deano joke mate

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>>70840615
tough guy

just drunk a premixed can of smirnoff and coke

smashed off my nut haha

the wasp has moved to covert warfare

>>70839668
this

don't understand why people who didn't go to uni don't join trades, easy guaranteed work anyone can be an electrician and seeing as he's posting on chonz he can't be a total mouthbreather

>>70840545
>>70840630
why you got to do him like that senpai

>>70840728
the last english hero 2bh

poc pos

flatmates are all burnout stoners in their late 20s

how do people get themselve sinto that state

http://www.thefader.com/2017/01/30/dave-interview-wanna-know-gen-f

dave mentioned

>>70840778
Real talk

Shame he didn't finish the job

>>70840545
women's suffrage

>>70840737
>seeing as he's posting on chonz he can't be a total mouthbreather
Hmmmm....

>>70840724
clearly was supposed to seeing as most of the post revolves around him

you're just embarrassed because I've absolutely exposed you

>>70840621

all dose PhDs

every time i think i understand the deano gimmick i am thrown another curve ball

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You know what fuck it, I'm going to get shitfaced the night before work.

Fuck Mr. Goldstein and his wifes new necklace.

>>70840796
>rap prodigy

What's next, toilet scrubbing prodigy?

>>70840817
nope

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>>70840671
woiiiiiiiii

want to do a 90 mile bike ride but I have no idea how to get back home, I don't have a tent

>>70840016
good post, anyone taking issue with it is a new cunt and doesn't know enough gimmicks

absolutely obliterated that yank

wouldn't be surprised if I got a letter from the canadian ambassador asking for an apology

>Bernie Sanderd understands economics better than Donald Trump

This one especially makes me laugh

Little sister's anorexic lads. Pretty sad seeing her waste away to nothing and hearing her making herself sick after meals.

build bridges, not walls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

holy fuck nostalgia

>>70840883
why not just go 45 miles there and 45 miles back

>>70840895
good work lad

>>70840883

Do a cheeky 45 then head back home xx

>>70840895
indeed i am very angry
you did this

>>70840429

walked all the way around the road on that mountain

>>70840883
time it so you stop at a b&b overnight

i do these quite often in the countryside and it's very cosy, the owners are always caring and hospitable

>>70839919
imagine how good chris brown would be if he wasn't an idiot

the guy is proper talented

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>>70840909
Blairite runts out

>>70840916
give her the D

>>70840916
I've got something you can feed her

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>>70840916

that's making me feel sad