Visa respekt till hans majestät konungen edition
>>70809734
le quirky film
Gas the pakis
>You're going o barbados
>yaarrh I'll rip yer fukkin head off
MEGA
the ultimate radical centrist
don't know why people say brexit was "cutting of our nose to spite our face", brexit was never about revenge
>JF thread
not a big fan 2bh lads
Nice thread lads...
need a bf lads
life is impossibly grim
>>70809883
looks like the kind of cunt you see sat in a Porsche
>>70809903
What part of 'visa respekt' don't you understand?
>>70809941
Do you support Bayern Munich?
Absolute state of this germ.
>>70809793
could be a builder
feeling good lads
much love to you and yours x
>>70809879
i dunno what youre talking sbout were greater than america
business idea: the ol'' 'cide
people overreact to parma ham
>>70809793
do miss him yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp4nwcBgx0A
>British
>humor
chester
>>70809925
why was she buried on a construction site?
she is so cute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18KXTnuXmff
>>70810006
Bomber 'cam
tried out clover, my thoughts:
>shit at loading images
>doesn't tell you how long your posting cooldown is before you post
me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv7Jd94bnOI
reading an article haha
english lads, what do we think about northern ireland?
personally i think they have nothing to do with us and they're the scummiest mix of scottish and irish
i also hate them more than the other two countries forementioned
>>70810067
SHAME
>>70809925
>You and everybody you ever knew will die and be buried in the Earth
Ah yes, the """"gift"""" of Ilúvatar. Very impressive.
>>70810120
dont forget to remind the yanks, especially the bostonians that they sponsored IRA terrorism against britain in the 80s
>>70810067
do it again Bomber Harris
>>70810120
>>70809925
We are Saturday night and as every day I am alone. Life is difficult and to try to relativize I think of all that Katlyn could endure in his too short life. She was already an extraordinary person because of her young age so it is obvious that your country has lost someone who could have done beautiful things in the future. It is already at night, it is raining and I feel that it is the tears of Katlyn for all those who feel bad. Katlyn little angel among the stars there is not a day or I think of you. I cry like a child, I have the stomach turned and I feel really bad. Before you had no family now it is world. Tenderly and sincerely.
>>70810067
Do it again Bomber Harris
suck
wouldnt mind me a nice jewish girl desu lads, or maybe a nice muslim one too, hell why not both and swap them every day
>my thoughts:
doesn't feel like a saturday night at all
>neopaganism
can literally see dannii harwood's big clit through her knickers
>>70810197
>blonde hair
>ethnically jewish
AHHHHHHHH FUCKING YES
>>70810211
that's because you didn't get a takeaway
>>70810137
needs gold plating on the #sta
incidentally, what IS a 'leppo'?
>>70810077
>>doesn't tell you how long your posting cooldown is before you post
yeah that is annoying
about 48 hours since the last dart
might go get a new pack
priya and preeti
>>70810211
ikr thought it was sunday a few hours ago
should i join a boxing gym lads?
>>70810300
do you want to?
might play some rainbow six lads
thought i'd let you know
>>70810281
post em lad
>>70810285
it DOES feel like a sunday, doesn't it?
>portable vape things cost 150 quid
>should i join a boxing gym lads?
>>70810316
didn't know that game was out yet
Question: Is there power in a Union?
>>70810321
need my willy in them
>>70810281
Saw them on a channel 5 show called 'my mum's hotter than me!' the other day. It was about how their mum wishes she was young again so she could be on babestation like her daughters are and she was helping them pick out thongs and stuff to wear on bs
it's called free speech, ya communist fAGGET
>>70810370
'kin 'ell theyre too white
was the homeless man in groundhog day his dad
>>70810370
>tattoos
Ah yes. *reaches for the gas release valve*
just got home from the strippers. fucking coke and $500 down the drain on dumb cunts blueballing me fuck this
>>70810300
was also considering this but i don't want to get hit in the head over and over
>>70810370
they look like ugly latinas not pakis. also retarded tattoos
>they look like ugly latinas not pakis. also retarded tattoos
>Tfw no state appointed communist gf
FUCK LADS what's the point in living
>>70810401
not bad for a 55-year-old
instantly lose respect for people with tattoos
I am the new Harold Wilson.
>>70810559
same
ever think a voice in your head and believe you are able to speak in that voice but then you try and you can't
need a communist gf who spouts about the patriarchy and the eu and fucks other guys in front of me hahahaha commie slags ftw!!!! I love commie slags they are so fucking hot!!!
>instantly lose respect for people with tattoos
>>70810559
piercings too lad
watching the old ghost in the shell lads
No need to remake it desu, the original is still great
scarlett johansson? more like Scarlett Jog-On-Son
>>70810506
>>70810559
2bh they're so ubiquitous and meaningless at this point I barely even notice them anymore
Kyary
>>70810634
dunno why people think this image is anything special
that log probably doesn't way more than 40 odd kg, could unironically press it over my head with one hand
>amerisharts
>more like Scarlett Jog-On-Son
>>70810402
free speech is not hate speech
>>70810313
yes very much. but i'm afraid that i'll just embarrass myself
hmm
might put some money on pence being the next president
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b43_1486235321
>>70810676
runt
>>70810703
hate speech is undefinable
>>70810719
how many pence? haha!
I'm a gamer from England. I'm right wing, and despise liberals. Oh, and I dislike feminists and special snowflakes! Brexit and Trump supporter :)
want to sniff an asian fanny
Can Never Have Drunk Sex With The Gf Because She Always Passes Out Immediately After Becoming Any Kind Of Fun Drunk
Hate It Tbh
Why are you lads on here on a Saturday night? Why don't you have better things to do?
susan
>>70810719
what are the odds? pretty good chance imo
assuming trump steps down I mean, he wouldn't win the 2020 election
>>70810773
post her fanny
>>70810727
far far stronger than you
>>70810785
trump's going to get impeached
I disagree with your axiom
never flown business class
>>70810752
>>70810773
need to spaff in that gob
are all yanks deanos?
need an effeminate boyfriend
>>70810824
we don't live in new builds that are 1 foot apart from each other and we actually have yards
yyk
>>70810855
>yards
foy
>>70810806
hillary should be impeached
>>70810882
sorry I mean metres
I have made the last five threads. Worship me peasants.
>>70810855
your houses are made out of wood planks though
>>70810895
haha
>>70810888
THIS!
"im a socialist"
>>70810874
post her fanny
... Hey Moosey y'all ... that'lil lady got sticker fever ...
... Hey TM ... She got the sticker magic ...
... Step aside boys ... Mama needs to have a grown up convention ...
England is the best country!!
>>70810824
wow a large, nice looking, decent family house in a nice area which won't put you in debt. shame britain has none!
>live in a patriarchy
>be straight, while male
>STILL fail at life
ol' 'cide inevitable
yards a shit
who even wants to mow grass
>>70810719
you just reminded me I have 50 quid on the next french president, so I go to paddy power and they've cancelled my account. bastards.
https://youtu.be/x7FI_tLsTIk
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1486171499493.webm
Price dropped by £0.00 (was £4.94 when added to List)
going to shag a romanian for half an hour for £50
just booked an uber which will take 7 minutes
>>70810929
>>70810855
[sound of having to drive 20,000 miles a year because you still haven't learned from your horrid urban planning because you think front lawns are more important than saving time and money on transport droning steadily in the background]
>>70810991
that's why you pay a mexican to mow it for you for literally $10
>>70811022
nobody wants to live in a tower block
>>70810773
does she have a hairy roastie? most azns do
Going to have to ask all the Germans in this thread to identify themselves by their gimmick or otherwise leave.
performing the ol' 'cide
you can't trust BBC Weather lads
>>70810364
There is
Doing a wank to the flip flappers right now lads.
>>70811035
ah yes those are the only two options that exist
>>70811022
yeah you're right, I'd much rather live in a cramped 1 room apartment in between two mosques in a cluttered city than live in a spacious, green suburban area and commuting a few minutes to work in my V8 sports car
>>70811094
nobody wants to live in a maisonette either
>>70810943
that's not a country tho
>>70811092
good lad
just bought this.
absolute steal at £157,990
but it's in the north
>>70811107
the vast majority of brits live in maisonettes
If you don't need a petrol engine lawnmower to maintain your lawn you are city dwelling chav scum
anyone planning on watching the superbowl? mates are gonna stay up for it but dunno if i can be arsed
>>70811035
No, but denser detached or row housing do no harm. On the contrary, walkability strenghtens the community. Suburban MUH YARD sprawl is not only a giant waste of resources, space and time, but unironically fosters isolationism and ruins communities and therefore solidarity.
>inb4 Americans bursting on about how solidarity is for commies and cucks and that everyone is cared for if everyone only cares about themselves
>>70811143
no they fucking don't
im reading a book about the history of England. I just read about the new poor law of 1834; it is most interesting *sips tea* ah yes
>>70810766
nope, sorry
>>70811149
sort of, yes
>>70811172
where the fuck do you think our suburban areas are? in the middle of a fucking city? around all cities in america there are these shitty poverty tier town houses
>>70811198
This automatic? Nothing interesting has happened here
>>70811170
Yea friend is having a big party with his roommates
They got some keg
>house values ca range from anywhere between 10k and 40 million
>council tax only goes between 900 and 4000
ah yes very fair
>>70811170
Don't think so. I'd have to pull an all nighter tonight and then sleep through sunday and pull and all nighter for the game so I can go to work at 6 AM afterwards. Would completely destroy my sleep schedule and concentration just so I can watch NFL with more commercials than usual in the middle of the night alone in my room on the internet.
>british cuisine
>>70811198
all me
>>70811256
>american cuisine
if i have 1 piece of advice to give you: never ever get married.
>>70811170
several people at work taking monday off because they will have stayed up to watch it. same as in school.
absolute melts
>>70811198
>business idea: knock down the west midlands and turn it into a giant forest
>need an effeminate boyfriend
the only good posts in that image
>>70811170
will bbc have the commercials?
>>70811198
2 of my posts here
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
yup. that's me. so you're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation
>>70811302
despise the person who ruined some good bourbons for a single joke
banter
>>70811323
>muh sugar
fuck off runt
hahahahhahaha
>despise the person who ruined some good bourbons for a single joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnkkJhiCMk
Beautiful. Not a single black face.
>he's here
>>70811376
someone fedora this please
might buy a piece of land
>>70811198
noice
>>70811224
>where the fuck do you think our suburban areas are? in the middle of a fucking city?
Where have I suggested that I would think something like this? Do you seriously think that your HORSE SHIT DIARRHEA PUKED INTO THE LANDSCAPE endless neighborhoods are the final solution of residential planning?
>>70811397
Yeah just try it, quick draw is here.
>someone fedora this please
>>70811429
that image is not safe for work
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? STAR WARS FANS!!! GET A FaaaaaaRIGIN LIFE YOU BORING GEEEEEKS!
Need to win the lottery lads.
>hurr durr >playing the lottery
Fuck off.
DANELAD!
>playing the lottery
>>70811486
>playing the lottery
Tax on people who don't understand maths.
fuck off
>>70811429
hmmm yes this should be reduced into a ton of apartment buildings/attatched cuck homes
>getting this mad over how much land we have to spare
muchacho
>>70811462
I actually like living in the city
Really like better sense of community, griminess, being able to cycle everywhere and go on nights out without worrying about taxis etc
Only thing I don't like is worse quality air, but then that wouldn't be a problem if fuckers didn't live out in suburbia and drive in every day
cannot fathom ever being a yank
must be so awful
>>70811429
nuke it
business idea: deliveroo type service that will nip to the shops for me
this is not like online shopping because you have to wait like a day for that
friend thinks muslims are a race. not sure how someone can be that stupid
i fink u freeky and i like u a lot
>>70811506
The trick is to spend so little that your budget won't feel it.
cannot fathom being born anywhere other than the US
wouldn't want to be a third-worlder
>>70811551
Ahh yes very cost effective
posters I like:
you
posters I don't like:
not you
c:
tfw going to have sex for the first time during the administration of the greatest modern american president
>visit canadian friends in southern ontario last year
>have to be driven everywhere or use a very shitty bus service as walking would take 3 hours to get anywhere
ah yes very impressive
>>70811584
:) x
>>70811555
many americans think that somehow
the shopping mall is the worst part of american culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GO7qQXjMV0
>The Welsh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38871025
Lads
https://youtu.be/O0cAx1jLbJk
wee is objectively the best fetish
>>70811594
this is the same everywhere outside of cities you mug
>>70811633
where did you find this video of my runt farm
>>70811616
people actually die on Black Friday
>>70811588
Dream on
imagine just letting go of yourself like that?
>>70811594
buy or rent a car then faggot
north america is a bus/trainrider free zone
>>70811580
how is it not cost effective? anyway it's not a problem if you aren't a povvo
>>70811621
He can get an operation to make him straight. Shame there's no operation that can make him not Welsh.
>>70811594
as with any rural area in a large country
are city faggots actually this retarded?
bit of a shame that mussolini gave modernism a bad name cos it's a cool aesthetic
>>70811669
call yourself a hippy liberal paradise?
>>70811555
Need all stinkin A-RABS thrown outta the damn country
>>70811649
>>70811697
this was in a city, not the countryside
>>70811669
I shouldn't have to do this
I want to cum on Amy Poehler's face. How do I go about achieving this?
What is your opinion of the Corn Laws?
>>70811651
When the foreman went for a wizz I snuck in and took vids for the feds
I'm taking this operation down!
@70811667
>>70811551
>>70811580
some pakis did this in the US and marketed it towards college stoners, it's called gopuff
>>70811677
absolute state of your business mind
>>70811707
>there is only city and countryside
are you actually retarded? I think living on a tiny island has gone to your head a bit. I guarantee you it was not a city by north american standards
>>70811706
not many arabs in the UK
you're thinking of pakistanis
>>70811633
hmmmm ah yes the runts seem to be forming a pecking order in my absence. Naturally when I return to the farm this will be corrected by some electro shocks
*writes notes in book*
cringing at this lad trying to defend american urban sprawl. all people with money are now moving to cities anyways.
>>70811666
i'm sure she blames genetics
>>70811750
Toronto is a city, is it not?
i had a meeting with the bagdanoffs and george soros today.....
>>70809734
Is that what Americans think a pub is?
>>70811633
creasing at the big ones triumphant noise in the tree
fucking little weirdo taking the piss
biscuits in gravy
>>70811753
that was the joke
for fucks sake man, why do i even bother with you lot?
drumpf is finnisshed
https://twitter.com/climatemegan/status/827484481154084865
>>70811747
this just in: people willing to pay for convenience
>>70811779
really? so you couldn't find any public transportation in the city of toronto? and no, the area 100 miles away from toronto is not the city of toronto
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM6eZJRurFk
So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
>>70811810
it was a yank joke that doesn't apply to the UK so think on
>>70811817
ARIBA!!!
>>70811529
It's not even about the land, I know you have more than enough of it to piss away (even though it's still a pity to piss it away like that). It's about the immense investment into infrastructure and transport the sprawl requires, both in network and machinery, not to mention the enormous amounts of time you waste on movement and the emissions it creates, and last but not least the devestating effect on communal identity. It fractures your nation and turns it into a bunch of egoists.
Wherever people move closer together again in connection to new urbanism, they also feel a greater sense of community, helpfulness and reliance on one another. Side yards don't make people happy, knowing the people around you care as much for your common life surroundings as you do does. Or do you think it's a coincidence that the US cities with the worst sprawl also rank among the ones with the most social conflicts and lowest happiness levels?
>>70811831
oh there was some public transport
and a subway system that was shit
got called a rotund behemoth in /brit/
>>70811837
Accept Islam and give more brown people free money
>>70810325
Now a decent one with decent clouds will cost 40 quid
65
not
one
electron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5KpwCBVNqg
>>70811836
>neotokyo
ah man right in the nostalgia feels. fuck.
>>70811865
not reading this. going to assume you're the butthurt eurocuck living in a 1 room apartment in the middle of nowhere you have hinted yourself at being
>>70811886
where were you trying to go?
>>70811921
hi i'm ryan dunn and this is the roadside barbecue
>>70811893
>Theoden king stands alone.
>Not alone.
>>70811921
hi i'm ryan dunn
arrrhgghg
>>70811897
https://vapefiend.co.uk/arizer-air
>>70811953
lots of places
it's just not a very navigable city, whereas ones in the uk are generally a lot more navigable
>>70811953
I live in a two family house, thanks for asking. Your refusal to listen to arguments nicely demonstrates your stubborn ignorance though.
http://www.fsf.org/events/rms-20170206-reykjavik
Should I go lads?
Lads, has anyone ever swapped footy teams? Like imagine being a Liverpool fan all your life, and then they become so colossally shite that one day you wake up and order a Leeds top?
>>70812040
its free so of course
>>70812047
>not a full kit
mmmm88888888
>I live in a two family house, thanks for asking
screaming
>>70812047
I swapped Arsenal for Spurs today cuz Spurs won
Yesterday i learned that the UK has no written constitution. it is not really a constitutional monarchy after all, but a regular monarchy where by tradition the royals have delegated their power to parliament while at any time they can take power themselves. it made me think
>>70812047
no because football is shit
:3c
>>70812104
*puts a paw up your shithole*
>>70812012
Outrageous. I got pic related for £40 and its a powerful cunt and the battery lasts 3 days straight
>>70812092
>Yesterday i learned that the UK has no written constitution.
>while at any time they can take power themselves.
Ever heard of the Magna Carta, m8?
paul walkers daughter tried to sue porsche for design defects when the cunt was driving at twice the speed limit
ryan dunns dead passengers' family tried to sue the bar they drank at before the crash
just got called spiteful, hateful, arrogant and self-righteous for pointing out that the violent rioting of the hard-left is fascist and that muslims are not a race.
very tolerant of the left. hmm.
>ah man right in the nostalgia feels. fuck.
>>70812092
abstract constitution master-race
>>70812176
Authoritarian =/= fascist you fucking melt
>>70812165
paul wanker also hadn't changed the tires in 6 years or something
Gf just wanked me off
With a finger in my pooper
>>70812204
well thats much better.
>>70812165
they should sue their parents instead lmao
>>70812199
it was a good time to be playing video games. a shame you missed it.
>>70812165
why do yanks love suing so much? like that woman who spilled coffee over herself and sued maccies
>>70812176
they're just baseless assumptions m8
>>70812165
>threw away a signed ryan dunn poster weeks before he died
could have made some cash there
>>70812214
Does that make it the tires' fault?
>>70812261
couldn't care less what they say. just find it humorous that the people who claim to be tolerant and accepting resort to aggressive name-calling when correcting on their inaccuracies.
>>70812033
do you share your house with a syrian family
>>70812252
To Americans freedom means freedom to act stupid. They can't comprehend the necessity of freedom and responsibility existing side by side. One can't exist without the other, but Americans think it can. In this case freedom without responsibility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlX6RSF1ny0
Have you heard of the High Elves?
>>70812338
>>70812345
>there are two
BDSM
Badly Demented Sodomy Maestros
>>70812323
No, they're a local retired couple. Really nice. They're old so I help around the yard, in return they accept my mail packages when I'm at work, and I often get leftover pie from them.
BDSM
Big Dudes Succ Me
>>70812369
Yes, one is urban planning autist and I'm synthwave bf
>>70812345
yes
the plebbiest race in those games next to the cat people
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS.............
>>70812369
To my knowledge there are up to three. Two of us have relatively similar interests sometimes which makes it irritating even for me.
Babyfart McGeezaks
>>70812318
they truly believe that destrroying anyone they believe as 'backward' will advance and improve a society
even while using backward methods and thinking
>>70812414
what if the one with similar interests to you is actually a cute girl irl and you two get into a conversation on /brit/ and realize that you only live 15 mintues away from her and you start hanging out and fall in love and start banging
had sex lads
now back home in my dressing gown smoking a fag
maybe everything's going to be alright after all
urban sprawl is comfy tb.h don't know why this muslim cunt thinks it is bad besides muh environment
>>70812345
I loved Oblivion
would love to play it again but cba modding it
There's only two genders: men and men in thigh highs.
>>70812450
That would put me into way too much psychological pressure since I'm socially anxious, especially with potential 'love interests'. I'd probably stop posting in /brit/ by the time we realize that one of us is a cute girl.
>>70812463
Good lad
>>70812450
A nice thought but I am only interested in submissive feminine traps.
>urban sprawl is comfy tb.h
>>70811134
physically impossible in Britain even in the Shetlands at that price
>>70812554
C O M F Y
>>70812345
gargh
oough
ughh
>>70812573
This guy gets it
Britain has such a different culture and aesthetic to the rest of Europe
>>70812519
this desu
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
>>70812554
Imagine living here
Imagine waking up, looking out your window and seeing a vast expanse of sandy wasteland
>>70812599
I'd actually argue that apart from the row houses and terrible food we're more similar to you than to Italy or something. Southern Europe is again completely different from the rest.
>>70812633
And knowing that you'll starve to death if your car doesn't start because the zoning laws make it a 15 minute drive to the next store.
>>70811633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5diQgv20ewg