/cum/

You're an idiot.

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Would you marry this Indian for a greencard?

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business idea: make the usa a constitutional monarchy with qeII as the monarch and make this the flag

also install a westminster-style parliamentary system and rename the house of representatives to the house of commons, the democratic party to the labour party, and the republican party to the conservative party

also install a third liberal party in between labour and the conservatives

(repost)

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>>70777276
>he actually made a worse edition

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candid shot of the gf

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me on the right

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reminder that overcooked meat is fine

>>70777307
I believe we've already established the answer is yes

pencils > mechanical pencils >>>>>>>>> pens

>>70777276
>not scallops
KYS YOURSELF

>>70777307
nope

I have seen thousands of dead cows in my life and there isnt a single drop of blood on those babies.

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>>70777320
Overcooked meat is a carcinogen

>>70777320

>wrong opinions
>slut

terrible post

>>70777307
w-why would I marry an Indian for a greencard?

>>70777320
t.vegan who wants people to never enjoy eating steak

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it's boggling how qt girls are

challenge for /cum/:

make one high quality post ITT

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>>70777335
no its not
>>70777338
wow extremely rude
>>70777343
i said its 'fine'
medium rare/well is simply better, that is all

>>70777334
They always drain the blood out, been that way for thousands of years.

>>70777325
fountain pens >> (power gap) >>> ballpoint pens>>>>>>(ULTRA POWER GAP)>>>>>>>pencils>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(((PARTING OF THE RED SEA)))>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mechanical pencils

Reminder that Cabreria is the best cut but americans are too dumb to know.

>>70777359
i know, but people are dumb.

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>>70777356

well tis true

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the best authors are those who aren't afraid to delve into smut

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rate my gf

>>70777359
Fool, cows don't have blood
t. bachelors degree in agriculture

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>>70777388

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pok2kidaLE

who /drinking/ here?

>>70777350
What do you call this:
>>70777367
>>70777367
>>70777367
>>70777367
>>70777367
>>70777367

please stop posting women they're making me nervous

>>70777407
fuck off

>>70777388
terrible bikini

>>70777403
>who /drinking/ here?
Wew. Just realized I haven't really gotten drunk in a while and my tolerance is gone; it's glorious

>>70777307
Maybe if I wanted to move to India.

Chandler > Joey > Monica > Ross > Rachael >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Phoebe

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>>70777350

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>>70777350
Here is the territorial evolution of North America from 1750-2008

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>>70777350

Check this:

Fact: Cara has the most beautiful eyes in the world.

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*makes you nervous*

>>70777440
oy vey

literally only post for the dopamine rush I receive upon getting an "exclamation point" or "red eye"

>>70777435

1848 greatest year of my life

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the gf

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I always cave and tip $5.

The delivery guys are always bros, and I feel bad seeing 35 year old guys working dead end jobs making half of what I do.

>>70777440

i would let her destroy my dick with her fucked up teeth any day of the week desu.

70777451
shan't

>>70777457
fix your reddit flags

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>>70777435
ALASKA IS RIGHTFUL MEXICANO CLAY

lads i cant stop listening to this song (even though is for the lowest of the lowest)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNCeMwVa8A

is it the injun genes?

>>70777459
i give the pakis a loonie

4 bucks if its snowing or raining

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Why does this wait time exist?

>>70777435
>tfw born too late to experience territorial disputes

bean burrito

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>>70777481
What? What is wrong with them?

>>70777491
real fucking bummer

>>70777495
you don't currently reside in oyster bay

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>>70777491
You still have several, Canada has at least two.

>tfw when one is with the US

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>>70777506

>>70777491

wait till the rio bravo moves some inches, then mexico and the us will go full autistic and will need the help of an international court to settle the dispute.

>>70777367
every single top tier franchise is an overpriced meme
>whattaburger
>DQ

>>70777310
Shit idea *politely but firmly tells you to leave the headquarters of my venture capital firm*

>>70777539
>chick-fil-a
>over priced

It's cheaper than McDonalds. I always get a large spicy chicken deluxe combo and it's like $7.80.

>>70777510
vancouver island is ours

>>70777490
so that everyone can see your embarrassing accident and get a good laugh before you can erase it

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>mfw roommate is currently looking for nice places to live in South America because "omg Trump" and wants to work as an English teacher despite not being fluent in any second language

>>70777462
rooroo is too pure and autistic to do that

Bolivians dont fall in love because they dont have the right to love someone.

Rap then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3yXg-sX5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mng4Mcsk5s

Rap now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-TwbfbiuVg

What happened?

>>70777547
restaurant for bigots

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>>70777555
At least she's not thinking of Canada.

>>70777555
>double triples
Spanish is easy. Tell him to move to Argentina if he wants to be safe, or Columbia for qt's.

>>70777566

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DvvyPcWOpA

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>>70777549
i think the fuck not

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>>70777549
>Wrong,gif
Machias Seal Island
North Rock
Strait of Juan de Fuca
Dixon Entrance
Portland Canal
Beaufort Sea
Northwest Passage

All rightful Canadian clay and water.

>>70777555
don't stop him

in fact, encourage him

shant

>>70777566
rap has always been mostly generic shit. "rap then" just seems better because people only remember the classics

>>70777566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaQWnxdOGZo

>>70777582
But that song gained popularity at the time because it stood out

Now that level of degeneracy and lack of inspiration in the lyrics is the norm

here we go again

>>70777603
i want to fuck a loli

>>70777573
He keeps persisting on Brazil because of rich people he knows there despite not knowing about the favelas. I told him Argentina was his safest bet.

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>>70777566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

Better question, why is this allowed on Youtube?

>>70777592
Ice and salt is mine gfy

>>70777610

There was never any outright nudity in the music videos, for one.

And the quality of lyrics has definitely gone done. Tupac and Biggie were some of the most popular artists back then.

But this was one of the top hits of the last couple years and is indicative of its average
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsVnUpl2IKQ
>hit em with the left
>hit em with the right
>gonna knock that pussy out like fight night

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>>70777555
this >>70777598
in fact recommend him Brazil

>>70777566
>cherrypicking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkIUnRRH6l4

FUCK YOU ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT I KNOW YOU GUYS THINK YOURE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU IGNORE MY ASS AND WHAT NOT BUT JUST KNOW THAT IF YOU WERE RIGHT NEXT TO ME I'D SOCK THE SHIT OUTTA YA YOU PUNK ASS BITCH I AM SICK AND TIRED OF MAKING GREAT OC TO NO AVAIL, SICK AND TIRED OF SLAMMING DOWN MY CONTROLLER. I HAVE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GENERAL AND I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT. IF I WERE IN A ROOM WITH ALL OF YOU IN IT, I'D HAVE BULLETS WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR NAMES AND SHOOT IT UP YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN FEEL WHAT I FEEL MOTHERFUCKER ASS BITCH I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU COCKSUCKERS I AM DONE BEING LAUGHED AT, I AM DONE LOOKED DOWN UPON I AM FUCKING DONE COMPLETELY FUCK ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKER SONS OF BITCHES YOU'RE ALL MOTHERFUCKERS. 12 POSTS, 3 (YOU)S? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE THREAD STARTED AND IVE HAD IT THATS ENOUGH
FUCK ALL OF YOU

cant stop blasting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

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*smells stale pasta in the air*

>>70777652
>responding

>>70777632
Brazil for qt's also, Portuguese is probably easy to learn and I think the favelas for easy to avoid
hope he gets there in time for Carnaval

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>>70777566
I just watched that whole video about running out of breath. Those women had nasty roasty vaginas and cellulite asses.

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will be getting dubs

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one half of my ti-89 screen is broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZBT4Rdly4

>>70777686
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Famous people you could probably beat in a fight 78 percent of the time

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>70777686
>Pedro puts the finishing touches on the formula
>Jes, we are ready for launch

>>70777648
>And the quality of lyrics has definitely gone done
no it hasn't, there were very few lyricists back then making hits. Pac and Big generally aren't considered lyricists, though they have their lyrical moments. Rap today thats considered lyrical is definitely more lyrical than most shit from the 90's. If you think BIG is more lyrical than someone like Kendrick then you have on nostalgia goggles

this is a cum board

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>>70777666
DOUBLE TRIPS

WILD WILD WEST

What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.

>>70777726

woah

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double digits

czech these

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twosome

dem 7's are coming up laddos

Leaf pride world widee

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Lolis are love.

Lolis are life.

FUCK TRUDEAU
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK LEFTISTS
AND FUCK NEOCONS

/cum/

>>70777777

>tfw no gf

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING REPEATING NUMBERS RIGHT NOW

FUCK

I will get a gf next week

The radical centrist meme is so stupid.

You either hate white people or you're retarded.

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/cum/ beast?

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7s for bogs

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Famous people you could probably not beat in a fight 78 percent of the time

oyster pride

Frig off Bobandy

Pussy

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Nephew number 2 born today, his names' Donatello. His big bro's name is Leonardo. I hope my older brothers wife knows what he's doing lmao

>>70777776
>>70777778
goddamnit

>>70777778
>>70777776
JUST

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DOUBLE DUBSSSSSSS

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>>70777776
>>70777778
lmAO

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>>70777778
JUST

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PLS DUBS MEISTER

POUR ME SOME DIGITS

>>70777777

>>70777779
GODDAMMIT

>>70777777

>>70777777

checkede

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>tfw one off
Just you wait.

I'll show you all.

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AHHHH

PLS

THE NUMBAHS ALREADY

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>>70777777

>>70777799
Not bad mang

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You failed assholes, now shoo. Outa my fucking thread you're all big league losers

>>70777812
>>70777817
>>70777818
>it's always some Yuro gibberish

/int/ I...

Fuck it. I'm done trying.

or am i??? :^}

AHHHH

FUCKING CUNT GOD DAMMIT I'VE BEEN OFF BY ONE TWO TIMES

>>70777810
who is this semen demon

check
this
numeros
repetidos

>sacramento gives money to gook moot and still cant get doubles

oh am i laffin.

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>>70777867
no bueno

Androids > Cell > Buu > Freiza > Saiyan

>he doesn't have a 4chan pass

What's it like being Google's captcha slave?

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>>70777865
the meme asuka girl. Her initials are A.G. Alexandre Grerandreror some shit.

Her twitter gets posted a lot.

>>70777884
tfw I got ripped off

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>neocons

>>70777886
android 18 was my first waifu

>>70777886
Kid Buu has always been my favorite because I remember reading somewhere hes virtually unstoppable in combat

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>>70777886
Androids?

>>70777899

not really.

>>70777914
oh

>>70777922

it sounds like you been lied to.

sorry anon.

but hey at least you got dubs.

out of milk

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>____ is the best because he's the latest power creep in DBZ

>muh visual snow

>>70777947
*Squeezes nipples*

WHO TF /ANIME/ HERE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaD0KJL0pDw

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>>70777947
Go to your local Fred Meyer's and buy a carton of delicious Alpenrose Dairy milk.

>>70777638
>This isn't this bad, who cares if they're ga-
God dammit. So when is this "we can put fucking scat porn on youtube if we call it art" meme going to end?

eggs>cheese>sour cream>milk

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This is my general now.

Anime posters leave.

>>70777968
>This isn't that bad*
drunk, excuse me.

>>70777967
they usually only stock alpenrose when they run out of lochmead

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>Anime posters leave.

W h a t A r e Y o u D o i n g I n M y S w a m p ? !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwNLlTt3AQ

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>>70777986
You have to go back.

idk what to listen to

>>70777986
>Cara demonstrating the proper carry technique for a bullpup rifle

>>70778019

buyers market

who /cums all over their belly then goes to the bathroom to clean it up with toilet paper/ here

I forget that only the southern valley has dairy marts

>>70778014
Technique would be their best album if Substance or aggregated "greatest hits" albums didn't exist

>>70778034
gonna do that in about 10 minutes

>>70778010
machu picchu is the most overrated shit on earth

a bunch of rock on top of a hill.

>>70778034
I literally buy socks just to jack off in them and throw 'em away

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recent memes that nobody remembers

>>70778060
I remember this.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Walker_(filibuster)
>lmao, want to conquer all of Central America with me? C'mon it will be fun

Absolute madman

>>70778060
I remember him making the news lmao

What's something sexual you've done that the rest of /cum/ probably hasn't?

I drank a girl's breast milk once (as an adult, not with a family member, etc.)

>>70778087
I've had a footjob.

>>70778060

Honestly that day 4chan proved once and for all that "we" are better than the niggers at twitter.

I swear if niggers saw that on twitter they would be like

>wen u nud but she keep sukin!!
>wen u he fuckin u but u rielize u d side chick

i hate niggers so much.

p sure Anime is the pinnacle of man's creation.

It's so degenerate but oh so enjoyable. The creators knew they shouldn't but kept on, because in their hearts they knew it was right.

>>70778087

Ive held hands with a girl

>>70778087
fucked your mother

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>>70778060
>February, 2015
>recent

>>70778060
That was a pretty shit meme desu

>>70778076
>a southerner ruled Nicaragua

based

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>>70778117

keep typing out posts and deleting them

not this one haha

>>70778087
I jizzored in class

>>70778087

me and my cousin masturbated each other while our aunt was lying next to us.

to this day idk if she knows, idgaf.

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Well?

>>70778087
Done something sexual?

buds 10 days til Valentine's Day.

>>70778146
FUCK

>>70778140
I don't eat tho

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>>70778139
>they're not always sending their best

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>>70778125
Keep your mouth shut you limp wristed nigger, only time I'll ask for your opinion is when I need advice in being a worthless piece of shit

>>70778139
>[faint mexican banjo music playing]

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>>70778060

I'm going to pretend to be a muslim on Valentine's day and set up a free hug stand for solidarity

>>70778087
I've gone outside in heels before.

>>70778140

Because dogs taste like shit?

>>70778161
>implying i wouldnt feel right at home in the us.

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>>70778129

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>>70778149
BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF THEM

>>70778149
I bet one is going to go off accidentally.

>>70778184
(((accidentally)))

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>>70778162
epic post

>>70778087
Had sexual relations with a consenting adult.

>Allowing Mexicans to participate.

Baja leaves for a few days and this place fucking goes to shit.

>>70778205
/acu/ Greater Shitposting Co-Prosperity Sphere when?

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@70778200
thanks for the (you) loser

>>70778205
Everyone gets a ribbon

>>70778087
I haven't done anything weird desu. Maybe jacked off into a pair of panties that a girl left? Though I wouldn't be surprised if others have done this

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>>70778219
>BajaChan will never be a regular again

>>70778205
fack off

>>70778205
We need the dems to quit dragging their feed on our cyber appointment so we can begin to build the internet wall.

>>70778203

hahahaha you are like so funny bro

have you thought of becoming a comedian? like holy shit bro you are on fire hahahaha

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Mamuthones 2bh

I once wore a super tight skirt, it rubbed on my dick so much that I made cummies.

I haven't cross dressed in a long time.

>>70778242
>I haven't done anything weird desu.
okay
>Maybe jacked off into a pair of panties that a girl left?
what
>Though I wouldn't be surprised if others have done this
fucking hell

>>70778262
you're a bit tame desu

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>>70778249
>when a rapist gets salty

>>70778254

nigger ur a fucking weirdo.

>>70778277
hey at least he doesn't want to fuck little girls

>>70778272
you wouldn't be here if you weren't a cancer on society

>>70778205
no one else would accept them

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This girl had a huge crush on me in high school that even my Mum noticed and I had a huge crush on her and we liked the same things but I was too shy to ask her out. She was really shy and cute and friendly.

I had gone like 3 years without even thinking about her until today for some reason and now I'm really sad apparently she's a model now.

>>70778295
There's nothing wrong in what I did.

>>70778285
It's okay anon I don't do that anymore.

>>70778304
cool story cancuck, have a (you)

>>70778287
lolis are for lovin not for fuggin

itd be nice if my internet stopped shitting itself

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>>70778321
thanks

>people still use TPBisnotfunny as a trip name

>>70778304
>he's a model now.
lol. Just because she has model shots doesn't make her a model.

>he's never worn high heels before
Let me guess.

You've probably never fingered your butt hole either.

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>tfw need to go to sleep since im waking up early 2morrow
>dont want to because im addicted to (You)s

mmmmmm.

>>70778342
nope

>>70778341
she has a website

not posting it here

>>70778342
prostrate play is essential for elite orgasms

If an American ever talks to me I'm gonna punch him in his fat stupid mouth

@345
interesting, tell us more, so very interested in your life

>>70778348
>she has a website
so does my cat

>>70778342
>>70778352

>>>/out/

>>70778345
I'm an enabler

>>70778324
don't "kid" yourself

;-)

>>70778346
Why not?

Life is boring without a little bit of degeneracy.

@70778345
not contributing to your addiction

>his wife is fugging other guys in Florida

JAJAJAJA

>>70778361
>>70778377

>implying i dont get the same rush from an @

mmmmm.

I had a huge crush on a girl in high school who turned me down. Now she's graduated in journalism with from a college in Seattle.

Expect no one will pick her up because she writes about weird shit and now she's a cashier.

>>70778356
HEY DUDE WAZZUP

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>>70778304

2/10
her face is too stretched out

click back and forth between this and your pic and you'll see the difference

Also, next time, make sure to change the facebook filename so people don't find her profile from it and tell her that someone is posting creepy photos of her on an alt-right imageboard about anime

Dump is #NotMyPresident

y'all :clap: ain't :clap: real :clap: niggas :clap: until :clap:y'all :clap: try :clap: suckin :clap: y'all's :clap: own :clap:diccs :clap:

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>>70778390
I WARNED YOU

my head hurts so fucking bbad
i'm blacking out intermittently and my tnongue feels like sand

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>daytime /cum/ is fast and childish
>nightime /cum is slow and degenerate
I live for the twilights, the dawn and dusk, the borders on the edge of time.

>>70778404
You're having a stroke

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>>70778304

Sam Hoopes told me she had a crush on me in middle school but I was too shy to ask her out. Now she won't even message me back on facebook ;_;

>>70778393
kek

i guess i should have done that but i'm drunk

>>70778415

Take
*claps*
your
*claps*
meds
*claps*

>>70778404
rip lil nigga

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breakfast

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@Americans

Are you afraid of being drafted?

>>70778445
a british delicacy?

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r8 e

pls no h8ers.

One day I'm going to marry a girl like BajaChan

bruh. this song. you gotta listen bruh.

https://waterfrontdining.bandcamp.com/track/passenger-side-love-song

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>>70778445
>cereal-with-beer-sammybabyx42.jpg

>>70778447
t, occupy democrats

>>70778388
Idk I really don't value getting an @ as much

>>70778447
would give meaning to my life desu

>>70778447
It probably won't ever happen again, but if it did I wouldn't mind.

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>>70778466
t. breitbart

>>70778447
No, I will just move to Canada and wait for Jimmy Carter to become President again.

>20 degrees outside or -6 for leaf niggers

literally perfect

>>70778455
True

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>70778447

why would the army want a skellington?

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>>70778459
>a girl like BajaChan

>slightly autistic
>potentially male
>prone to long periods of absence

What could go wrong?

>>70778447
no

>>70778471
If doing menial chores for free with no privacy would give meaning to your life just call me

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*Does a sleep*

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>>70778491
Dubbya is a treasure

>>70778498
>not a problem
>proven female
>absent from you losers but not me

man i feel bad for south dakota
without Arkansas he just aint the same

>>70778523

*shortsheets your bed*

Sleep or turn a movie on?

>>70777288

new

>>70778542
Both, put on an old black & white film with the volume low for a comfy sleep.

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>left wing people actually come on 4chan

I've never understood this. Maybe left libertarians can be logically consistent, but how does anyone who sides with dominant cult of leftism visit this site - a symbol of opposition to the 'anti-hate speech' hegemony and an unfiltered forum for freedom of expression?