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ANIME

>>70771549
AKAKU SOMETE

i hate being a wagecuck

I want my comfy NEET life back

Feels good not being a wageslave.

>>70771672
How do I live a comfy NEET life? When I was a NEET I felt so depressed.

hello, kawadamamilover.

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watashiwa hime hime

>>70771823
>wake up
>have sex with gf before she goes to work
>relax with a coffee and cigarette
>spend the morning reading news, listening to music and shitposting
>spend the afternoon reading books
>go for a nice long walk and practice photography
>gf comes back, makes me dinner and we have sex again
>spend the night watching movies and anime

This was my comfy NEET life until very recently

>>70771823
Was NEET for 4 months. Didn't visit any social media sites. And just killed time reading. It was pretty comfy. Gained a lot of weight in the process though.

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Las Filipinas son una mierda
As Filipinas são uma merda
Les Philippines sont une merde
Las Filippine sono una merda
Die Philippinen sind Scheiße
De Filipijnen zijn schijt

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whats the point of life

genuine question

>>70772338
to enjoy the mortal life and then die.

>>70772338
There is no point if you are a tagalog

>>70772831
Just like that retarded butthurt bisaya is back

Dun dun brace yourselves

>>70772338
Point of life is to live.

>The Philippines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ayaAzSajg

Giving out free (You)s

ever wonder why nobody ever talks about bhutan

i didn't even know it was a country up until like 2 years ago

>>70773462
>batchoy
>botcha

Kek those are visayan cuisines
Bisayan slums must have brought that to manila

>>70773663
They have a qt queen.

Help. I cannot stop hoarding porn and my drive space is getting smaller and smaller.

>>70773238
Shame and I thought the weekend is going to be comfy

>>70772338
the point of life is not to die
>if you're hungry, eat
>no friends, get friends
>no gf? get gf
>need money, get job
>unsatisfied? please yourself
simple

>>70772338
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable to the public.” -

pengen ngentot gan

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Did TV5 already air Danmachi in tagalog dub?

What is everyone listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqps4anhz0Q

>>70774380
real music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI

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Top 10 plunderers of the Philippines

1. Ferdinand Marcos (Ilocos)
2. Imelda Marcos (Ilocos)
3. Danding Cojuangco (Tarlac)
4. Erap Estrada (Manila)
5. Jejomar Binay (Makati)
6. Gloria Arroyo (Pampanga)
7. Juan Ponce Enrile (Cagayan)
8. Jinggoy Estrada (Manila)
9. Bong Revilla Jr. (Cavite)
10. Bong-bong Marcos (Ilocos)

Luzon island = worst island confirmed

>>70774497
Lol admitting danding and arroyo and Marcos shits

Yeah the capital is in Luzon tho

>>70774497
>>70774677
Cebuanus usually are second banana

http://www.philstar.com/cebu-news/427574/top-most-corrupt-list-central-visayas-2nd-most-cases-versus-officials?nomobile=1

>>70774380
pleb volcaloid taste

>>70774380
>>70774415
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6JdEbokTHdw

>>70773982
Duterte attacks oligarchs but specifically & only Ongpin. He also attacks online gambling, "coincidentally" Ongpin is into, but but stops when everything is hunky-dory for the Marcos family.

http://www.rappler.com/148315-ongpin-sells-philweb-araneta

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>>70774497
Top lo,l are you sure about this list? ;`]

These are the politicans that were targeted and jailed by the LP last administration part of their anti corrupt policies

As of now aside from binay of all these corruppt politicians have an alliance with Duterte and their corruption cases are slowly being dismissed

Anyway its nice to know we are pro LP now ;-)

>>70773795
banyakkan beristirghfar

>>70773795
Delete system32

>>70773795
Get a gf

>>70773663
Bhutan was isolated from the rest of the world until a few decades ago.

"Bhutan is one of the last countries in the world to introduce television to its people. The government lifted a ban on TV—and on the Internet—only [in 1999]."

>>70774380
>>70774380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmwFnoMoDDg

>>70776274
how?

>>70776384
Talk to them.

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>>70776290
And banned traffic lights.

>>70776404
how?

>>70772114

What are you talking about bro? Phillipines is amazing. It's the "best" of Spain and Asia. Whites and Asians mixing.

Your country is made of Supreme Gentlemen

>>70776404
>Hey bb wanna be my gf?
>Hello, police?

>>70776404
Why don't you be my sex slave?

>>70776425
By using sajak/pantun/syair/poem of course.
Did you forget all those lessons in literature class?

what is the best church or cathedral in flipland?

Ching chong chang chong CHINA numba won

>>70776725
Iglesia ni cristo templo central

How did the Philippines become so powerful?

>>70776915
>Philippines
you mean Swagippinnes?

>>70776915
delet this

Recently I think Philippines is so powerful indeed. How?

>>70776622
>>70776528
t. Creep

test post

>>70778215
Please step on me

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Hey what's up niggas
Tried to quit 4chan but here I am after few days of hiatus

>>70779666
nice try satan

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can i get a sauce on pic related ladpais

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>>70779831

>>70779831
>>70780323
if i like these would i considered as M?

>>70777591
Tagalogs

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>>70777591
Top kek the majority of course :^}

I sucked Flipbong's cock last night. Will I become more powerful now?

>>70780628
Malays are naturally M

>>70781082
you have a very powerful heart

>>70770312
Convince me that Islams must not be purged

>>70780628
>Malaysia
>Malay
>M

Yeah

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>>70781477
Do it, purge! :^)

>Disclaimer: The views expressed here are solely those of the author in a comedic nature in his satirical capacity on an anonymous Bhutanese logging union forum and do not in any way represent the views of the author, or any other entity related to the author in any capacity.

>>70777591
>>70776915
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0-J59LjVWk

It starts at 8 minutes in. Ronald Reagan and Queen Elizabeth II discuss how the Marcos plundered public funds, and the Queen said they are bankrupt and that the next generation will have a difficult time.

Buckingham Palace also called Imelda Marcos a "spoilt beauty queen" and broke royal protocol by asking the Queen to invite Bong Bong Marcos in the royal audience.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=81795&page=1

The Philippines used to have a significant amount of influence in international politics, and it was all wasted by these pricks. Now it's a backwater irrelevant Asian nation hardly discussed in international relations.
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>>70781082
No but you should off yourself my man.

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Selamat Pagi! (This is Pilipino for 你好).

Can some Pinoy bro give me a general timeline of events on what Duterte's been doing since election?
Preferably someone who likes what he's doing, all my pinoy friends are anti-him and can't seem to stay objective. And news sites are all over the place, hard to organize contemporary facts.

>>70781607
Good:
Pushing for development in Mindanao and outside Luzon
Supports RH Law
Decent infrastructure program
Pushing for decongestion of Manila's airport, has lead to more flights out of Cebu and Clark

Bad:
Killings have gone out of hand
Warming up to China and Russia, a rather unpopular move among Filipinos
Allowed the body of Marcos to be buried amid great controversy
Was forced to suspend drug war due to a murder case involving the death of a Korean expat

>>70771645
MATA KURU TOKI KONO MI DE SUSUMU DAKE

>>70781607
Ughhh... here comes the shills

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>it is not by speeches and majority resolutions that the great questions of the time are decided – that was the big mistake of 1848 and 1849 – but by IRON AND BLOOD.
What did he mean by this?

>>70781607
In a nutshell, good at fixing internal problems; bad at fixing external problems. You'll hate or like him depends on whether you prioritise more our standing and integrity in the world or you think fixing our own problems first is best.

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>>70781607
>Selamat Pagi
Actually, in Filipino that means "Thank you ray"

Anyway, Bem-vindo, anão

>>70781696
>Was forced to suspend drug war due to a murder case involving the death of a Korean expat
Fuck those gooks, man... I'll look into it.
Thought you'd end up needing concentration camps for all druggies handing over themselves.

>>70781726
>Ughhh
You can't even, anon?

>>70781851
I'm all for the latter, hope we had open season on potheads here.
But yeah, not sure how Las Pilipinas would handle an international embargo. If Brazil grew some balls to say "fuck it" to the first world, it's a pretty much self-sustainable country and could afford to survive isolated. Some sanctioners would even come back apologizing and asking for more of those tasty minerals.

>>70781886
Obrigado, Raymond!

>wake up from sleep earlier this afternoon
>for some reason, my dream involved Trump and his future presidential library, and and anime animation outsourcing to the Philippines an Antarctica
What a weird dream.

>>70782097
did u cum?

>>70782097
>he'll bring jobs home he said
>there are jobs to bring home he says
>he thinks those jobs that he wants to bring are still done by humans
good meme

>>70782010
The police use his drug war policy to kidnapped and extort money while killing the korean
Also the police got caught planting drugs and administering fake raids.

Pretty much everything that could have gone wrong in the drug war happened

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>>70782730
How about killing the police dudes AND their close family? That'll teach them.

By the way, how are your neighbors taking all this war thing, does Mahlazor or other cunt want to comment?

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>>70781764
>1840's
>Not building ironworks like crazy
>Screw da regulations, muh German steel will surpass Anglo ones
Probably something like that, everyone was crazy about making everything out of tin/iron/any metal and work hazards that would make current day OHSA official commit suicide.

>>70782879
The police involved got punished by doing push ups
While the direct suspects are in trial
They are now blaming the "Korean mafia"

>>70782948
>tfw flipbong cums inside me
0~0

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>tfw went out last night even though I'm ill
>took a lot of whiskey and gin shots
>drunk af
>start handing out shots to people
>promising them like "come on, just one more" and then giving them 4 more shots afterwards
>tfw get a kiss on the cheek from a lady friend
>we go out to the club
>nice dance all night
>ex and friend get into an argument because friend is still not over their break up
>waiting for friend's ex because we share taxi fare home
>crush comes out of her room wondering wtf is going on
>me and crush spends the time instead talking in the kitchen about the drama and just life in general
>she makes me a burger that she made
>hungry af at this point
>promised crush to take her to dinner because she keeps feeding me everytime I come around
>go home with friend's ex
>say goodbye to her on the taxi and I ended up paying for the taxi
>go home
>sleep
>realise that we came out as a group of 6
>only 3 came home
>one went home
>one still in the club making out with girls
>one got her drink spiked and went home

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>>70783732
And one got cucked

Who are the two people in the OP pic?

>>70784146
Alice Gonzaga and Mami Kawada

>>70784217
>Mami Kawada
Who?

What are some good Malaysian and Thai pop songs?

Also, crap, I accidentally posted this post on /a/.

>>70784237
some girl (guy)

>>70782879
>how are your neighbors taking all this war thing
Its not affecting us as much compared to Myanmar's ethnic killing frenzy other than catching the odd syabu dealer and turning on the news for another
>Prison riot breaks out in the Philippines, prisoners are now chimping out on the roof.
Most of the drugs entering Malaysia came from the Golden Triangle up north so a war in Philippines has no impact on the drugs here.
His war against Abu Sayyaf actually helped us since there has been few kidnapping since last year.

>>70784276
Mami Kawada is malaysia

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>>70784410
I know, but still.

>>70784354
Good taste.

>>70784441
have you been to sunway pyramid?

>>70784517
No, I've never even been to Malaysia.

>>70784441
Mami Kawada is going on the Hajj this year with her Malay husband, Zukifri

>>70784572
Suria is better

>>70783732
Dannyboi, pls be mindful of your kidney.
You still owe aswangs here a pound or two.

>>70781607
>ll my pinoy friends are anti-him and can't seem to stay objective

The only ones who like the communist despot are paid online shills.

>>70784395
They move on to kidnapping indonesians

>>70771672
Me too. ;__;
I want out of this Jew-cycle.

>>70784276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aXLzDiHF58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mTkXNdXrKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP2Iu5W2Trw
>>70785238
>kidnapping indonesians
Does Indonesians pay more than us or something?

Serious question, why is insurance industry here in flipland is so shit.
Insurance in USA is a trillion dollar business and here in flipland it's almost non-existent.
Btw, im talking about property and not health and car sales insurance.

>>70781542
My aunt worked as a special attache in Yurop, Israel and a few ASEAN cunts during the Marcos years before retiring during GMA's second era.

She always told us how awful her job is compared to Cory, GMA and Ramos.

The DFA is supposedly bipartisan and non-political but during this shitty era his cronies would appoint friends and friends of friends who aren't even trained nor qualified to be diplomats and ambassadors. The good ones are sent to major countries like the USA, Japan, EU, Australia, etc. while the rest are just doled out like lottery prizes.

She vividly remembers how some high-level Israeli politician asking her why the Flip military was not staging a coup 3 years after Martial Law and the leftards, dissidents and """commies""" are getting BTFO.

>>70785519
Because only a minority of Filipinos actually own property. Most are too poor to afford insurance.

>>70785534
I bet DFA were autistically screaming for more than two decades. They hate it when politicians interfere with foreign relations, as they tend to ruin years worth of hard negotiations.

>>70783732
>she makes me a burger that she made
no fucking shit, who could've guessed?

First time living away is always the hardest, you will have to learn to adopt, you will make mistakes, you will have to deal problems alone, you will be lonely and you will cry. But it's okay because you will get used to it. Speaking from experience.

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>>70787656
Poor flipbong. Admittedly I got homesick the first time I left for college and I cried

>>70787656
how do i learn to adopt?

>>70787928
By being cyncial and heartless, grab that little voice in your head that tells you to be emotional and smudge it.

>>70787912
lol, I remember when my parents were about to leave me on my new house. I wasn't usually emotional, but 2 minutes after they left I was crying because it just sank in how much I'll miss my family

>>70788035
I cried in front of them before they left and I just felt down for a few days. After that I just got used to it

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>>70771672
>tfw to smart too be a wagecuck

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>>70788091
I never show my tears, I think it's disgraceful for a man to show such vulnerability. But luckily, you're a girl, so it's okay

>>70770312
HOW DID YOU GET THIS PIC OF MY GF

>>70788701
NTR
T
R

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Good night /asean/
Go to church / fellowship tomorrow ok?

>>70787928
You ask your grandma to ship you entire boxes of dried ikan bilis, belacan and the sort of dried supplies to last you a year every eid.
Took a month to ship from Malaysia to NZ though.

>>70788701
my netorare folder

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>>70787656
>you will have to deal problems alone, you will be lonely and you will cry
So basically just business as usual.

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>>70787656
wth would you do that to yourself and suffer when you could live in your mom's basement? I get free food and internet.

>inb4 what a NEET
nope I give mom money when my salary is due.

>>70791418
What if your parents die? Who is gonna cook you chicken adobo

>>70791671
The maid knows how.

My life is empty.
I need someone to color my life.

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>>70791671
good point

>>70792311
kamu jones?

>>70792560
Boipussi now 0w0

MOO!

> 20 years old
> gets home at 11pm
> gets yelled at by mom "Why you always come home late when you go out?? I dont want your future destroyed!!"
> jokes on her I'm already destroyed inside, ridden with depression and anxiety

>>70793544
wear your safety vest the next time you come home late and threaten to blow her shit up if she won't shut her nagging mouth. that'll show em.

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>>70793495
I am a human being

>>70792094
>>70792366
>they don't know how to cook, one of life's most important survival skills
tagalogs are such lazy spoiled brats

no wonder pag-pag is very popular on their menu

>>70793009
you have to earn my respect before i share my boipussi with you.

>>70795678
this guy so faggot i hope he ham ka chan

>>70795678
I am asean. Now I have your respect

>>70795769
Nothing wrong with liking cute boys

>>70791671
That's where instant noodles comes in.

I just realize my dad gave me his old rolex(he got it as a retirement gift from the university) for my birthday
Anyone know where to sell rolex ?

>>70798632
dont be a cunt
i expect better from you malai chan

>>70798740
i dont wear watch besides rolex is like asking someone to rob you especially my primary vehicle is motorcycle

>>70798788
keep it in a safe or something

i thought you drive vios like those ah beng

>>70798945
i hate driving, last time i drive got stuck in fed highway for almost 3 hours because bersih

>>70795579
Its their bisayan maids that reach them to cook pagpag aka Batchoy originally

>>70794029
post cow tit desu

>>70780911
No wonder our IQ level is low

>>70798993
You are a loser if you go to a Bersih rally

more like sillypenis mirite

>>70800230
mirite boy

>>70800661
>went to bukit bintang to visit gf
>You are a loser if you go to a bersih rally

i dont support any political party

>>70800661
>anime con held on the same day as bersih
>went to anime con at sunway instead
haha

>>70770312
first waifu edition

>>70800661
This, red shirts forever.

>>70801060
how old are you?

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>>70801110

>>70801294
go watch your cuck porn old man

>>70801449
it was a genuine question

>>70801503
im legal, want to meet up?

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>>70801610
nah
unless the whole asean came, its much more interesting

>>70801060
Very good :3

>>70801118
My shirt is dyed in pig blood

>>70800918
There is no hope for malaysia now

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>>70802029
remember to vote for me in 10 year
i will use your pic as my political party logo
pic related

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>>70803014
Enough of this

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Magandang Umaga, Manila!

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>>70803052
you dont like lembu?

>>70806749
mengandung anakku!

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>>70809846

>>70808969
I am offended. Just because I am part indian doesn't mean I am a cow princess or some cow

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rice thief

wag gayahin

Guys i will soon have to chose being shipped permanently to either Kuala Lumpur or Manila to work.

Is there a significant difference between the two for a foreigner? I'll probably stay and work in the same regin as KLCC park in Kuala Lumpur or Ayala triangle gardens in Manila.

Some input from people who actually live in those cities would be good desu.

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>>70812180
>Muslim cunt
>Catholic cunt

No, there isn't a major difference :^)

>Hitler was an underachiever at school who had an abusive father and wasn't too popular
>Hitler used to stalk a girl for 4 years, he didnt even talk to her
It's not too late for another beta uprising, /asean/.

>>70812247
I've been told that religion isn't a major problem in big cities there but i don't know either enough.

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>>70812247
Whatever you say, Lutheran scum

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>>70812400
It isn't really a problem....unless you are a malay

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>Catholics incapable of understanding sarcasm

>>70812460
Go back to Hillsong

>>70812460
hi friend

>>70812504
>Aussie megachurch
That's too long a flight.

>>70812514
Uhh, hi?

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>>70812622
>Catholic and Protestant
>Concert Pentecostal worship

>Orthodox
>Godly worship of heaven

>>70812622
Have a good night friend.

>>70812801
It's not even 8:00pm here...

D-Do I know you?

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>>70812622
>Uhh, hi
*get close to canada-kun

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>>70814360
O-Oh nice to meet you.

>>70814699
So it is night over there. I don't know if you live in city or where, but do stars visible from where you are?

>>70814808
No, too much light pollution from the city.

just finished reading harry potter

fuck i cant stop thinking about polyjuice potion turning me into a qt little girl and become a filthy slut

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>>70815085
>turning me into a qt little girl and become a filthy slut

Isn't that already a thing in asean?

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>>70815085
>and become a filthy slut

hold me lads

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>>70815529
With my lower part?

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Holy fuck I cant believe Dragonball Milking the series went in the right direction

Zamasu-arc was not a mistake.

I wonder if makabayan and other party list group will launch protest now that dutdut and CPP-NPA withdraw their ceasefire due to dutdut failing to release all of the political prisoners that the NPA demanded to release.

>>70815085
You can become a filthy slut already, anon.

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how to make asean great lads?

>>70816749
Become one.

>>70816749
you don't.

>>70817017
ok, share those oil to us

>>70817087
I ask asean, not latinos

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>>70817127
fuck you poland we are not latinos.

>>70817299
if you say so Marcos El Rodriguez

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>>70817333
What's your rebuttal to this then?>>70812301
>>70814213

>>70817372
you're outcast and illegitimate latinos, other latinos ashamed they lumped with you.

you're sub-latinos

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>>70817426
DELETE

>>70816749
by appointing Duterte as the emperor

if i troll the weebs in /a/ will i get banned?

>>70817944
maybe

>>70817944
if you want to get banned, post mami image.
Almost everyone who post his image got banned and the reason they gave is usually it's /pol/ topic. kek

I dreamt of someone's funeral. What does that mean?

>>70819246
it means you like girls(male) with penises

>>70819246
bring lube all the time

>>70819246
You out live that person. (You are long life)

>>70819246
Is it someone you know or just random

>>70819415
Someone I know and is very important

>>70819620
it mean your repressing something to that person that you wan to bury or close
depends on what kind of relationship you have

funeral dreams most of the time means you want some closure

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>>70819065
you mean picrel? why?
also i dont want to get banned. after reading thread by thread in /a/ i notice how gullible the average posters. so i thought i could have some fun bullying

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>>70817944
That's a very sensitive board, you will be b& fast.

>>70820461
>you have been banned on /a/ 35 times. take a hint.
kek

>>70820880
Seriously though, post a Pepe on there and you will be b&.

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>>70820912
does anime pepe counts?

>>70820461
if mami kawada lover sees this youll get banned

>>70820955
w-why? It's not even me.

>>70820955
the IP is censored theres no definite proof thats actually his

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>sits in empty /asean/

>>70821898
its sunday
of course most /asean/ will spend time with friends and family
>tfw im stuck in my house due to rain

>>70822005
>wakes up to Malaysian talking

Sorry, must've dozed off.

You voted for duterte in the election last year, right?

>>70822726
yes

>>70822726
No
Tbqhwy

Meoooooooowwwwwww :3

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>>70812702
>Orthodox
are they like a heretic group

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>>70823977
No. They are the based group :3

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<tfw no thai ladyboy gf to cuddle with

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>>70824358
>tnw make cute yaoi porn with a korean femboi

>>70779831
akai mato

>>70824413
Are you hitting on me?

>>70824413
shut up
>>70824656
?

>>70824358
>tfw no corean gril(boy)friend

Is it me or has /asean/ been slow lately?

>>70819837
How did you know about her?

>>70824656
>>70824674
Oh...there's two of you now? Excellent

>>70824861
Weekends are always slow

>>70824861
You've triggered them>>70825919
again lol

>>70817894
ASEAN summit will be in the Philippines this year. Trump, Putin, and Abe might appear since Duterte invited them.

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>libtard shill
>when the post was clearly about the philosophy of Marx
Why is /asean/ full of illiterate posters?

>>70825296
>segregating between 'classes'
>when theres only ppl with many resources and ppl with less money

>>70824861
Guugure senpai

>>70826414
It's sort off both

Trashtalking when?

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>>70827053
Whenever I'm in /asean/ I feel like Scar and you are the Hyenas from Lion King. I've basically lost of in humanity thanks to people like (You)

>Marcos loyalist site claims to find evidence that Leni and friends are plotting to overthrow Duterte
>Lenileaks is born
>It's on the front page of the papers and is the talk of social media
>Two days later, it's gone from reliable media, and only Marcos loyalist pages are still pushing it
>One month later, it's all but forgotten, while now the talk of the media is the Lee murder case and Aguirre's alleged involvement in the Jack Lam bribery scandal
Where did things go so wrong for the Marcos loyalists?

>>70826159
>Putin coming here
Sure about that? He chickened out of APEC in 2015 because of that plane crash in Egypt.

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Why do Americans hate affordable healthcare so much? Imagine living in a 3rd world country and you have to pay just for being in hospital

>>70827200
Hyena>Lion

They work as a team, have a fair, work or starve society and they can hunt lion.

>>70827514
Because healthcare is big business over there, and businesses usually don't want to compete with free stuff, or do stuff for free.

guys anxiety is ruining my sex life, how 2 cure this

>>70827792
Go see a psychiatrist or psychologist. They're more knowledgable about such things.

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>>70827529
Elephants>the rest
Alpha enough to charge trains, if I'm not mistaken this sign is somewhere around Ipoh.

>>70827792
Excercise

>>70827792
just be yourself

>>70827964
Cons: takes years to reproduce and can only make one elephant at a time

>>70828086
imagine being a girl elephant, have to be ridden by tons of weight, insert by metres and carry the hundreds kilo in your womb

>>70827685
Still though, I think some industries need to be controlled by the state like health defence because its important for the continuiation of the state. You wouldnt want the AFP to be privatised and pay premium just to be defended by the army lol.

>>70827964
>too alpha to charge trains
Too dumb to begin with

>>70828187
Capitalism man, everything can be make into money.

>>70827418
He went to Japan recently, maybe he will route from there. Still not sure if he could make it, due to daily assassination plot; add the fact that some of our military officials used to be CIA assets.

>>70828086
And die from mud, few months back an entire herd died from being stuck in mud pond left by loggers in Sabah. The rangers managed to save only one adult female and the rest had to be put down since they are already beyond saving from dehydration.

>>70828347
>tfw some of my family members are responsible for this

University student > rest of the animal kingdom

Pros
>can survive half the minumum wage
>have a lot of tax exemptions
>have a lot of student discounts
>nice social life

Cons
>24/7 self-deprication
>always forgetting shit
>always tired
>just an empty shell

>>70827380
They are playing art of war

>>70828429
Human are ANIMAL

end /asean/ now

Why the fuck is the NAIA taxi fare so damn expensive

>be ako
>dropped off at terminal 3 as it said clearly on my travel agency's page that my plane would depart from there
>notice that there are no flights by PAL going to HK(my transfer destination)
>asks an informant on where my flight is, and he says it's at terminal 2
>ohshi-
>looks at time
>50min untill gate closes
And I knew there was a shitton of traffic ahead(NAIAx wasn't opened at that time) plus a shitton of queues at the
>starts to lose my shit
>family can't pick me up because they are stuck in traffic
>heads to the taxi area
>only have 500php on me but assumes it's enough for fare

1250php for a fucking 2km drive??!! Holy shit
I didn't have much time to haggle with the driver as we had to rush around looking for an actually functioning ATM in rush hour traffic
I feel scammed
At least I got the the gate in time after having an encounter with a disrespectful cunt at the ticket counter, but the plane was delayed by 30 min either way

Also who the fuck decided to make the airport into 4 different terminals separated from each other???

Just build the Sangley Point and Bulacan international airports already, and get up the high speed rail to Clark

>>70827380
They need BasteXSandro fujoshi merchandise to make a comeback.

>>70829051
I am already a fujoshi

>>70828992
Most NAIA taxi drivers are the worst. No matter what. Get an Uber or Grab instead of those chucklefucks.

What's your favorite green tea brand?

>>70801437
yo who is she my G

>>70828992
blame tagalogs culture for that

you cant find that scam on other airports

>>70828992
You should have been aware that PAL's international flights are from Terminal 2. You should have complained or something because it seems your agency misinformed you.

>>70829051
Reminds me of those Jokowi doujins that were sold in AFA a few years ago.

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It's time to sleep wageslaves, you got work tomorrow.

>>70827900
i feel bad for going to such things, like, people have serious mental ilnesses and here i am wasting the psychiatrist/psychologist's time because i can't last more than 5 minutes

>>70829376
no
im busy shisha

>>70829376
mom it's still 9:30

>>70829538
how much

>>70829339
uranus

>>70829587
12

>>70829355
The wired thing is this are provincefags

I've been to one of those taxis the driver was from davao
they preach about how horrible manila is and yet they continue to scam their passengers and do anything to cut corners

>>70827964
Forgot to add rekt Australian SAS that infiltrated Sumatera to destroy Indonesian artillery.
http://se-asia.commemoration.gov.au/australian-operations-in-indonesian-confrontation/sas-in-borneo.php
Indonesian elephants are more dangerous than their military and poor Australia being BTFO by every animals on the planet.
>>70828421
I hope they are legal ones, chinese businessmen in the illegal timber got shot by triads in front of their house pretty frequently.
Najib also somehow pulled some strings and get his hands on some borrowed Murrican stuff, the illegal timber busts in the past 2 years are thanks to those UAVs spying from above the clouds.

>>70828992
Sangley point is a sinking island

>>70829770
poor SAKAI.

ERP when?

>>70829374
Or maybe he's just misinforming us just to complain here

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>>70829833
when there's flip chan

>>70829869
i still remember the news about how PETA or some organization alike saved a female orang utan from forest loggers in Kalimantan, Indonesia where those men shaved her and sold her as whore. I am not joking.

>>70829869
Are you big?

>>70829973
for (you)

>>70829972
lmao
those from Kalimantan right?

>>70830021
The working men are horny i guess and no sane women are there in deep deep forest. When she was rescued, she was like mindbroken in doujin, she served herself when people are approaching.

>>70829973
I am 5.7 inch. Please be my gf

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/shocking-story-sex-slave-orangutan-and-her-rescue/

Lipat na tayo
>>70830136

>>70830085
At least 7 inch please. My cunt hole is 6.5 inch deep. To hit my concaved cock head inside, your dick must at least equal or more so I can reach orgasm.

>>70829253
I never take taxi in general

>>70829355
Fuck off filthy bisaya scum

>>70829374
I told the agency about and the only compensation I got was "we are deeply sorry about the misinformation"

At least now I know PAL international flights are only at terminal 2

>>70829699
Fuck off filthy Tagalog scum

>>70829802
I'm talking about the proposed airport built on reclaimed land outside Sangley Point
I'll get some pic later

Current NAIA is a shitfest, and it's better to just start over again on plain land instead of having your airport in the middle of urban Pasay and Parañaque
Due to this shitty airport, there is also height restrictions on buildings, meaning no fun in Entertainment City(no PAGCOR Tower and Manila Eye)
Besides, one of the runways requires the pilot to pass over the critical mangrove habitat full of endangered birds. Just do it already and turn old MIA into a CBD as planned

>>70830480
Ok, this is ridiculous. Five inch is ebough for orgasm, unless you are very very tall for a woman.

And why do you have a cock inside your cunnie?

>>70829972
Weren't there some news about an indon allegedly impregnating a female orangutan recently?

>>70830643
Seriously most of the time they are from the province
And complains about city and how they never get to see their family yet will charge us 1000 more
As if the story will make such feel more sympathetic


Sangley point is unstable unless you can fund us an earth bender

They shouldn't be building skyscrapers in this earthquake prone country anyway

>>70830656
Have you seen the cunt diagram in biology class? The cunt hole is literally a flipped cock. Cervix is the cock head, the cunt hole depth is the cock length.

>>70830643
Pasay and paranque is not as congested when they build that airport

>>70830928
Yes wtf...it is kinda shaped like a bull. Boy or girl I am going to make you pay for this