What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this flag?

Asian people with spanish names.

sex tourism

Duterte has a small dick

Rodrigo "The Punisher" Duterte
Single mothers
Balut
Adobo
Ladyboys
Feet

Dota 2

Czech Republic.

Power

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A fucking shithole.

>take the place from Spain in 1898
>decide to teach the buggers the rudiments of civilization
>they'd rather walk around naked eating each other and start a revolt
>after a bloody war where horrible atrocities are committed, we prevail
>spend millions building roads, schools, hospitals, etc

What a waste of money.

The most powerful race

Duterte

>>70810453
Pacquiao

>>70810478
>>70810498
>>70811607

this

ketchup and hotdogs on spaghetti

maids
The most powerful race
gay and catholic
teleseries
duterte
Butchered Malay language
Dota2 master race
sex tourism
island kidnappers

Old disgusting fat white men with mail order brides.

>>70811883
also, like mexican that tries to go over border illegally except they're in boats (second most after Indonesians)

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>>70810453
the Vladimir Putin of Oceana, but he has a much more unstable country with worse economy

>>70811988
Like I said above >>70811515, we tried but you can't help those who won't help themselves.

>>70812058
So, can I learn how to build walls?

>>70810453
Another latino brother

>>70812195
Yes, Uncle Donald will show us the way.

>>70812221
They aren't though; they don't speak Spanish and aside from Catholicism, there's little, if anything left of the Spanish period there.

>>70812237
Ok~! Show us how to build walls, Uncle Donald!

>>70812374
I'm gonna say...all the old fat white men going there to fuck underage girls...does that count as pedophilia or bestiality?

>>70812301
> thet don't speak Spanish
That's because you backstabbing faggots genocided the Spanish-speaking Philippine elite after you invaded.

>>70812301
It's probably a good thing that the Spanish did come there and Christianize the Philippines or else they'd be Muslims and an even worse shithole.

>>70812301
>There's little, if anything left of the Spanish period there
What did he mean by this?

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>>70812557
That was a pretty fun little war, I must say.

>>70812374
This is sad as fuck desu. Glad i'm not poor.

>>70810453
Tim Horton's, cuz everyone who works there is filipino

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>>70812747
Uh, yeah, about that...

>>70812824
What's your point? Rio being a shithole won't take money out of my bank account.

>>70812557
>genocided the Spanish-speaking Philippine elite

then the usa made them a favor tb.h

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>>70812664
> be Spanish commander
> be stationed in the Spanish territory of Guam
> just chillin' in a tropical paradise
> American vessel arrives
> so cool! Maybe they have lots of stories to tell about conquering the West and maybe they can show us their interesting inventions! So excited so excited so excited
> they fire their cannons
> oh but of course, where are my manners? We have to salute them back
> but there is no more black powder :(
> maybe our American visitors can lend us some! Friends help each other!
> board the American ship
> "Hola amigos, it's so nice of you to fire a salutation salvo but I'm afraid we ran out of black powder... Can you please lend us a barrel or two so we can return the salute? :)"
> "huh dude... So, you, like, didn't get the memo?"
> "what memo? Doesn't matter, we can have paella and tapas together and you can calmly tell me and-"
> "uh... Man, this is awkward... We're kinda at war, and you're under arrest, so..."
> I just wanted to make some friends ;_;
You did hurt some feelings in 1898, you know?

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>>70811988
You forgot the part where they build eyesore water shanty towns.

>>70812557
Actually, that was the Japanese.

>>70812195
Only whites and first world asian countries like Japan has the right to talk shit about us.

3rd world shithole muslim country such as yours is not in place to look down and talk shit about us.

At least we're christians but your country is literally a muslim 3rd world shit hole and I hope Trump bans the lot of you.

>>70811988
>>70811883
It's funny how you talk like a big in front of the big boys when in reality your country is a muslim shithole even worse than Flipland.

And your people are fucking ugly, at least we have a few girls mixed with Spanish blood. What do you have brown Sandnigger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFRH7M1IOk

>>70812301
>there's little, if anything left of the Spanish period there.
"Let me tell YOU about YOUR country"

>>70813254
>Slums of Malaysia
>Jeepney passing through in the background

>>70812998
>Battle of Santiago
>Spanish admiral protests against a certain suicide mission
>he's told to go down fighting for honor and glory and all that
>the Spanish fleet is completely destroyed with 500 men lost
>one American sailor dies, of heat stroke from shoveling coal
...

>>70813281
Babby's first day on /int/.

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A flourishing church (I know many Catholic Filipinos), but now with all this anti-Catholic rhetoric from Duterte, I don't know.

>>70813367
We didn't have the brightest leaders in the late 1890s, indeed
Anyway, we regard the war of 1898 as a huge dick move on the Americans' part desu

>it's another "irrelevant Indochinese countries fling shit at each other" episode

>>70813862
Oh well, if we didn't take those islands, someone else (Germany most likely) would have done so. And given the subsequent huge waste of time, money, and American lives trying to civilize the Philippines, we probably should have just let one of the European powers have them instead.

>>70813954
I honestly would rather be grouped with Mexicans and the rest of Latin America rather than this bunch of brown monkey Muslim sandniggers.

Spanish should have been our first language and Spain should have injected more of their white genetics in this shithole like what they did to Mexico.

I can't believe these sub-humans has the balls to look down on us when they forgot to look at themselves in the mirror.

>>70814140
Spanish influence on the Philippines was much smaller than Latin America since the geographical distance meant that few Spaniards other than colonial administrators moved there.

@70813117
@70813254
:DDDDD

Kek, that was easy. 8^D

>>70813254
We don't drive on the right. This guy said it. >>70813337
>search on Jeepney
>Jeepneys, sometimes called simply jeeps, are the most popular means of public transportation in the Philippines. They are known for their crowded seating and kitsch decorations, which have become a ubiquitous symbol of Philippine culture and art.

kek

IT'S The NUTSHACK
IT'S THE NUTSHACK
IT'S THE NUTSHACK

>>70810453
Greasy beaner Asians who are actually cool people

>>70813254
>at least we have a few girls mixed with Spanish blood
dude, sorry but....

best SEA asians

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>>70810453

Average Filipino girl = Shit brown tier

Mixed Filipino girl = God tier.

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LEAVE US ALONE

>>70810453
banana

>>70810453
Bride mecca

>>70817249
Isn't this true for almost all Asian countries

>>70817249
This Man gets it!

>>70810453
drug dealer president that hates drug dealers

>>70814213
I don't know much about our filipino brothers but cooking is a cultural expression and I'll tell you that from what I've seen in youtube, they have their particularities but I recognize a common base.

>>70810453
that choppy and harsh sounding language spoken in that high toned hysteric voice of suntanned middle-aged women gathered in the corner of a muddy street with a lot of unhygienic street food stands

>>70810453
somebody messed up the Czech flag

>>70818013
Gracias, mi hermano <3 ¿has probado el lechón filipino?

>>70818251
I awfully wish to do so, but I haven't. I tried to do a kitchen version of it but I failed miserably so I felt embarrassed to post pics. But I won't stop trying until I get to do my own lechon. A hug bro

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>>70818518
no deja de tratar. lo lograrás

>>70817249
mace rixing is the future

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>>70810453

>>70812589
all their neighbouring muslim countries are richer and more advanced than them
just shit genetic

>>70810453
Inhospitable heat

>>70823404
It's more likely due to political corruption which is rather infamous there.

A country with an identity crises. youtube.com/watch?v=Kw1Rs7t4KQM