Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>70576844
ハラショー!

>>70576929
How gay are the posters in this thread?

I want to fuck a jap

>>70576929
澤部の漫才コンビか

Post a better song than makenaide by zard

>>70576844
まゆゆ、乙

こんばんは
仕事から帰ってきました
明日が来るまでに一緒泣こう

Nice slow thread you have here

なんか某YOUTUBERミラの画像貼る奴いるけど
前から言われてるが日本人に嫌われてるYOUTUBERってシャーラとかだぞ

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JYQDc90PWo

>>70577179
日本に好意的な人を排除する運動だから

>>70577214
How many guys have you fucked

>>70577312
7

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>>70577332

Not me

中出しの

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乙

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>>70577387

>>70577286
なるほど
シャーラ達を貼れば賛同得られるのにと思ってたわ
あいつまだ朝鮮に行かないみたいで見苦しい

>>70577408
美味そうなボルシチだな

>>70577437
Answer my question fucking slut

>>70577533

I refuse to speak to such a disgusting piece of human garbage. Kill yourself pig.

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Look what I received from the post :)

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>>70576844
おちゅでちゅ
>>70577173
慰めてやる
チンコお舐め
>>70577214
i want Veggie's vaggie

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>>70577587
Treasure this because I won't say it again

I'm proud of you

>>70577562
Fuck you you beef curtain ass bitch

>>70577663
>beef curtain ass
what exactly is this...?

>>70577701

Something that sad and fat pieces of shit say.

>>70577701
beef curtainとはマンコです(俗語)
assは侮辱の名詞の前に付けることが出来ます(俗語)

>>70577805
veggieて肉を大量に食うおっさんて聞いたけど

>>70577841

Die! You slant eyed shit.

>>70577701
It's to describe the current state of veggie's pussy

>>70577841
そんなことに関して詳しく知っていません

beef curtain て陰唇のことか

>>70577883
態度悪い奴だなぁ
荒らすなら出て行ってくれ

>>70577909
そういうことだ

>>70577931

Fuck off, you filthy chink scum.

>>70577805
また一つ賢くなりました

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>>70577883
実はおっさんだったのか
>>70577931
このスレのアイドルにそんなこと言ってはいけない
英語の悪口の書き方を教えてくれる
>>70578027
lewd

>>70577995
Would you accept money to have sexual intercourse

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>>70578047
>>70578027

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>>70578126
How many times have you actually had sex?

Roastbeef is the wort meat

>>70578052
悪口のことが気に入ったら物知りの私が教えてあげるぞ

仕事終わりいいいいい

>>70578224
可愛くて性的で尻軽な女の子を褒める時になんて言えばいい?

>>70578362
Your ass looks fine bitch

マジでか
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkjrRs0Y4N0&feature=youtu.be

>>70578427
Thank youヽ(･ω･)/

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帰ったらこんな風に寝てしまうかもしれん…(´・ω・`)

>>70578543
FBIを呼び出す

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>>70578180
tu aimes les femmes rosbifs, non?

>>70578126
君の理想のちんぽを教えてください

>>70578559
Ameripork
CIAに消されるぞ

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>>70578047
三人は産んだ熟女
>>70578126
童貞のまま生涯を終えたんだね
>>70578224
最も打撃的な英語の悪口を教えてくれる、
tell me the worst abuse , son of a bitch
>>70578543
穴堀していい?

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>>70578628

>>70578676
meaniehead

What I liked about japan was passing small villages in the Shinkansen. The hills looked like lush moss and the houses all looked traditional.

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>>70578676
そのドリルちんこをしまいなさい

にわかファンとは?

>>70578566
non

「憲法は時代にあっていない」6割超 FNN世論調査
http://www.fnn-news.com/news/headlines/articles/CONN00348414.html

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>>70579060
porquoi, mon ami? si t'as la petite copine rosbif, on peut devenir content, non?

>>70579055
>にわかファン
にわか雨(短時間で止む一過性の驟雨)みたいなファンの事
Fair Weather Fan
Bandwagon

>>70579164
non les rosbeef puent et sentent pas bon

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>>70579181
>rosbeef puent et sentent pas bon

c'est pas vrai, mon ami, je pense que si t'aurais une petite copine rosbif, ton avis changerant

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>>70579258
>changerant
iはnとあまり近くないけど
>>70579177
なるほど

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>>70579319
c'est longtemps depuis j'ai etudie le francais, c'est vraiment un langue merde.

anglais est plus facile et les gens angleterres sont plus amicals

>>70579373
>les gens angleterres sont plus amicals
On a la preuve ici que non.

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>>70579415
>On a la preuve ici que non.

au contraire, mon ami

>>70579373
>>70579415
>>70579469
生きる意味なんてない

>66% of his language vocabulary is french
kek

>>70579469
It's nice to know that you can use google translate

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>>70579559
>>70579587
I studied it for 5 years in high school, that was a long time ago now, my friends.

>>70579649
>implying you have friends
What do you do in thigh land

>>70579649
>5 years in high school
Is High school in UK a 5 year system or were you just retarded?

>>70579690
it's 6 years isn't it? That's how it is here.

>>70579690
it goes

>nursery
>reception
>year 1,2,3,4,5,6(primary school)
>year 7,8,9,10,11(secondary school)
>year 12,13(sixth form)(optional from here)
>university

>>70579713
>>70579726
lmao high school is only 3 years here. 4 years for middle school

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>>70579751
So that explains why all french are clinically retarded

>>70579751
We don't have middle we have
Primary
K123456
High
789 10
And 11 12 they can be separated from highschool but mostly not.
It can change by state but most of them are becoming like this

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まもなく、3番線に品川・渋谷方面行きがまいります。危ないですから、黄色い線までお下がり下さい。

I'll be heading to Miyazaki City next month.

>>70579848
Why does everyone hate Danish people?

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>the dane sweats, as he gathers leaves and sticks to use as writing utensils to plot his escape route
>something tugs at his leg, he looks down, forgetting that takeshi has chained him to a tree for poor work performance
>forced to sing folk songs for takeshi and his friends, the weeb dane feels he has been robbed of his dignity for the final time

I'll be heading to Miyazaki City next month

>he thinks to himself, determined that he won't be caught trying to escape again, still feeling the pain from the beating he got for the last failed escape attempt

スレッドの歌
https://youtu.be/KskWgQlA9Ds

>>70579920
(you)

https://twitter.com/ggggayer2/status/716560683354050560
これマジ?

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>>70579950
Please do not be afraid, I have called amnesty international japan on your behalf

I posted in the last thread saying I had gone to a pink salon and had a very disappointing sexual experience(of which I have had a few in Japan). I got a very nice older lady who was fun to talk to and very sweet to me, but ultimately awful at giving a BJ. I questioned whether Japanese women are truly awful at sex, whether I had gotten unlucky, or what.

Not able to believe that last night was as good as it gets(and suffering a slight case of blue balls from yesterday), while passing by JanJan on my way home from work as usual I decided to stop yet again. Two nights in a row paying 3000 en to have a girl suck my dick.

This time the lady at the front brought me tea, was nicer, etc.

We spoke for a moment in Japanese, and she wished me luck and pleasure. I waited anxiously -- actually, I looked at some old pictures of my girlfriend so I could maybe be ready to go when the girl got to me.

The girl I got this time was young and had a very pretty face. Couldn't be a day over 25, and I'd give her face an 8-9/10. Genuinely pretty. Big eyes. Not great boobs. Didn't see the rest. Extremely small frame. My hand is as long as her shoulders are wide. She told me she was on her period so no stuff could happen down there. I truthfully took that as "I don't want a big gaijin finger up my asshole", but whatever. Not what I'm into anyway.

cont.

>>70580089
cont.

Ok -- here's what I'm here to report to you all. She was incredible. Yes, Japanese girls can be good at sex. I have confirmed for myself. It was the best BJ I've ever had. Her technique was out of this world. She worked her ass off for a solid 15 minutes. My mind was blown that you can have a beautiful Japanese girl work herself to the bone so she can swallow your cum for just 3000 en. ... if you get lucky and get the right girl. I feel fortunate that I had a pretty and sweet woman the first time, and such an incredible service the second time. Neither was really bad, the first was just shocking. Now that I know Japanese women arent all awful at sex I can appreciate the first woman for her company.

If I was guaranteed that quality of service every night I would probably go every night. Not kidding. It was great. The problem is there is a girl that looks like a troll there, and the older lady who services me yesterday couldn't get the most sensitive of men off I don't think. If I went back and got the older lady I would probably ask if we could just talk. It's a real matter of luck, and I doubt I'll ever go back lest I risk messing up this memory, but oh my god she was good. If you're in Japan, have a partner who is ok with it, and have never been to a pink salon I'd totally recommend trying a few times and hoping you get someone good. If you pass for Japanese you can probably get into a lot of places, but there are a few that are happy to service us white folk.

Can't find lyrics anywhere. Please post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDN2Vi_mJkA
I don't even care about translation. I just like to know what sounds I'm hearing.

https://mojim.com/twy110778x1x21.htm
これかな?

>>70580140
>3000yen to get his dick sucked

And here I have to pay 12000yen to get from Fukuoka to Miyazaki.

>>70580140
Also, for the record, the girl seemed shocked she got a gaijin. She walked in the booth and immediately said "woaaaaaowwwww, no speak japanese???" to which I said I speak a little(which is kind of a lie -- I conduct all of my day to day work in Japanese, I just have holes in my vocab that include not knowing any sex words, so I thought it was best to play dumb gaijin).

She wasn't very talkative at all. She wiped me down, even my stomach, and pretty much started immediately. All she asked is what country I'm from, how old I am, and why I'm in Tokyo. I told the truth to all and she smiled and asked me to take my pants off. Great business, stark contrast to the lady from yesterday who liked to talk and evidently didn't have much ability when it comes to sex. (though again, the first girl was still worth $30 in retrospect because she talked to me a whole lot about what it's like to work in a place like that etc)

>>70580236
Hahaha. That's a really long trip. Do you have to make it regularly?

>>70579848
Check out the Moai.

>>70580255
No, once. Then I'll be staying there for a month.

I got a place lined up at a kind of alternative restaurant/hotel/hitchhiker's lodge kind of thing. Will be a nice change after the farm. Then in March I'll head to a different region that Kyushu.

>>70580293
That sounds very nice. After just a year I'm tiring of my corporate job in Tokyo. I plan to work for five years, save most of my income, and travel Asia working odd jobs for a few years afterward before I get old.

>>70580343
>2017
>tokyo
Ha faggot Tokyo is so 2005 why are you not in osaka

>>70580386
Because I was living in Alabama in the united states and my company asked if I would like to go to Tokyo and double my income.

F,,,faggot.

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>>70580293
made this just 4 u, 1 year a slave, featuring danish weeb autist

>>70580240
>getting a bj from from a slut who probably sucks 100 dicks per day without a condom

Enjoy your herpes

>>70580449
Beautiful.

Wish I could say it was the first time someone shopped my face on 4chan.

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>>70580449

>>70580461
they gargle this stuff that burns your dick three minutes later. I'm pretty sure all the gross shit is dead. But yes, I wouldn't recommend this as a long-term thing.

For the record, i asked the first lady how many guys she had visit her a day, and she said the girls have a limit of 10 at JanJan, but that she rarely even meets that on her 4-6 hr shift.

>>70580469
Is that you? Lol you look like a kiddy fiddler

>>70580512
How long did it take you to cum

>>70580538
And you are one.

That's the difference between you and I.

>>70580565
I will sue you for libel cunt.

>>70580543
I didn't cum the first time. I was there(with the lady) for 35 minutes because our time was almost out before she even touched my dick. We got caught up talking and so she ran to the front to tell mama to restart the time.

With the second girl I was wearing my watch and didn't even think about letting myself finish until time was nearly up. She was insanely good, and because of the risks and luck involved with getting a good girl etc I don't plan to go back. I savored it, and I finished with about a minute left in my 20 minute session.

So we have not seen koreaboo yet.
Did he commit suicide?
Am I going to hell?

>>70580609
Try me you aussie faggot.

>>70580627
yes x 2

>>70580627
Oh man, someone actually did it? Harsh. Poor guy.

>>70580627
I spoke to him last night he really wanted to talk to you, when you did it he said he had to do something and left

>>70580153
blease resbond

「また電話いたします」って正しい敬語なんですか?
やっぱり、「また連絡いたします」の方が正しく聞こえるの?

>>70580672
someone already responded but he cannot speak english or link posts properly
>>70580153
>>70580210


i paid several hundred euros for that jr pass thing and i went from tokyo to kyoto to osaka to kyoto to tokyo and i still feel ripped off

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佳子さまとエッチしたい

>>70580627
You were going there anyway for injecting marijuana

>>70580720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0W6nR4hUwo

>>70580681
あらためて、お電話をさせていただきます

>>70580739
Has she see the message?

>>70580780
nop. nothing yet
But i guess it is effective

>>70580715
>>70580210
Arigatou

Can I has romanji or furagana?

何とかなれ

>>70580759
助かりました!

>>70580822
Oh wait, there is furigana there, in the brackets.

>>70580820
you are such a cunt if you spoke to him you wouldn't have done it. h was posting the pics to get your attention to talk to you in the end

>>70580893
It's not like he broke my deal 5 times after I warned him.

>>70580872
this song and its lyrics are very weird

>>70580930
It's in Miyako language.

>>70580927
yeah i know, but you still should have spoken to him...

>>70580955
neat

kbくんはオージー串を使ってる希ガス

>>70580957
He needed shock therapy.
The F. has given it and it worked.

>>70580957
>Talk with a guy who spam scat, insult people when he is not pleased

>ask hosts if hitchhiking in Japan is easy
>husband flat out says that since I'm not a beautiful woman, it probably isn't for me

okay then

>>70581052
オージーです
串を使ってない。
>>70581089
he should have spoken to him first
>>70581136
he probably didn't know that he was hurting you.
he was legitimately surprised when you did it

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>>70581183

>>70581002
Yeah.
I don't know of any other artists singing in this language. He's also really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEP61LEZL0A
The language itself is cool af with almost Polish-tier consonant clusters and it even has non-syllable words
>ss 'dust, a nest, to rub'
>kss 'breast/milk, hook / to fish, to come'
>pss 'day, vulva'
>ff 'a comb, to bite, to rain, to close'
>kff 'to make'
>fks 'to build'
>ksks 'month, to listen, to arrive', etc.
>sks 'to cut'
>psks 'to pull'
>mm 'potato'

>kff ff 'the comb that I make'

>>70581183
My only condition wasn't that hard to achieve. It was only to stop posting the girl in this thread.
Anyway he could have still been sperging here without posting her. I didn't want to come to this but he didn't gave me the choice.

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If I beat up a shitskin in Japan, would the police care?

>>70580627
poor koreaboo, you banned him because you weren't smart enough to deal with him
do you feel powerful now? kek , only incapable people kills their competitors

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>>70581356
>atop a truck

>>70581168
take a bus
http://www.gogophoenix.com/

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>>70581417
>only incapable people kills their competitors

peru, all you talk about is genociding white people, peru, peru you're not healthy peru, the antidepressants are ruining you peru, your trip will fail peru, PLEASE DONT GO PERU

>>70581350
you wouldn't talk to him that's all he wanted you to understand his side of the story.
i feel really bad for him.

>>70581168
Just get a cute Japanese gf to go along with you and you'll easily get rides

>>70581089
>He needed shock therapy.
who knows? are you his doctor or something?

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he is so unhappy and angry after 3 days in japan , that he wants now to beat people
haha kek

>>70580829
なんくるなるさあ (沖縄)

>>70581605
I've wanted to beat up shitskins since I got mugged by a group of 3 when I was 13.

But in Denmark, I'd be arrested for it.

gfを一つください

>>70581559
>Just get a cute Japanese gf
Like that is easy.

>>70581667
自分を捧げます

>>70581417
I would have done the same for you with Cindy.

>>70581652
And in Japan not?

>>70581350
no need to explain. it's not a big deal.
all you did was reporting what was happening here to the girl concerned via facebook.
if i were that girl, i'd be very grateful for letting me know.
you did a right thing.

>>70581736
That's what I'm asking.

>>70581697
1. be white
2. speak japanese at an advanced level (doesn't have to be fluent)
3. don't be fat (you don't have to be some /fit/ faggot either)
4. don't be completely ugly
5. use tinder and look for girls looking for "language exchange" (that's their way of indirectly asking for gaijin cock without seeming like a slut)
6. you know what to do

it's literally that easy

>>70581756
>if i were that girl, i'd be very grateful for letting me know.
would you i think it would be horrifying, that was the main point of the american. it not only hurts koreaboo but also her depending on how she takes it

>>70581784
>1. be white
Check
>2. speak japanese at an advanced level (doesn't have to be fluent)
Nope
>3. don't be fat (you don't have to be some /fit/ faggot either)
Nope, pretty fat right now
>4. don't be completely ugly
You've seen my picture
>5. use tinder and look for girls looking for "language exchange" (that's their way of indirectly asking for gaijin cock without seeming like a slut)
Yeah, fuck using Tinder or any other dating app
>6. you know what to do
Check

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>>70581789
Pretty good I think

>>70581841
solutions:
2. start studying that shit

3. eat a japanese diet and work out a bit if you can't get thin by just walking and using public transport

4. you're fine, your dick is more important than your face to japanese qts anyway

5. then go to a bar or something

The F. did the right thing if only because I hate DT-kun.

>>70581789
She took it bad and now she's horrified?
Really? Do you want to contact her and confirm?

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>>70581479
vietnam , the last frontier
in less than 30 days Im gonna be there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRDF_0lfHk

>>70581652
I thought denmark was safe, sad you were abused at the age of 13

>>70581731
that whore loves me
she is even copying the way I behave under social anxiety (pic related)

>>70581851
how long has he been doing this

>>70581915
>4. you're fine, your dick is more important than your face to japanese qts anyway
there really is no hope for me

>>70581915
>2. start studying that shit
Literally living amongst the locals now to learn it.
>3. eat a japanese diet and work out a bit if you can't get thin by just walking and using public transport
I'm on a farm, doing hard labor and eating healthy Japanese homegrown food with little to no oil or sugar. I've already gone in one belt hole in a week.
>4. you're fine, your dick is more important than your face to japanese qts anyway
Sigh....
>5. then go to a bar or something
I've actually yet to go to a bar here, but I really wanna go to one of the local ones here. If only I could convince the husband to join me, that'd be great.

>>70581980
Longer than Taorila. More than a year.

>>70581955
>She took it bad and now she's horrified?
no thats not what i said
i said
> i think it would be horrifying
> but also her depending on how she takes it
she hasn't seen the message
>>70581980
hes been on the thread for like 2 years

>>70581980
>>70582006
as long as you don't have a micropenis you should be fine

just have a decent technique and do a really good job with oral

>>70582051
>just have a decent technique and do a really good job with oral
Oh, that I got down.

I've already had two Asian women fall head over heels for me because I give such good dickings.

Did you guys know that women fall in love with men who hug them tight when they give them orgasms?

>>70582024
The German guy contacted the girl by himself once before on facebook.
She knew his existence and she found out a little more about him.
That's all.

>>70582093
Did you know that the hugging tight on orgasm trick works on men too?

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>>70581784
>1. be white
tfw shitskin slavshit
>2. speak japanese at an advanced level (doesn't have to be fluent)
maybe some day, I'm a beginner desu
>3. don't be fat (you don't have to be some /fit/ faggot either)
I am fat
>4. don't be completely ugly
uncheck
>5. use tinder and look for girls looking for "language exchange" (that's their way of indirectly asking for gaijin cock without seeming like a slut)
>>>>>online dating
kys
>6. you know what to do
I don't

i-it's ok, I don't even like yellow apes

>>70582181
I'm not surprised, that shit's intense.

Goodnight, everyone.

I'm leaving you with this brilliant Japanese artist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY

>>70582181
Huh, I did not know that...
But how do I hug myself tight with one hand still on the dick?

>>70582006
>Sigh....
Remember you're amongst chinks. No matter what you have down there it will be a monster in average chinkess eyes

>>70582255
One last comment,

It's not that. I just want to be liked for my personality, not my looks.

>>70582253
i will hug you 0 。0

>>70582253
grasp your shoulder tightly with your free hand
alternatively wait until your start ejaculating and then embrace yourself tightly

t. personal experience

>>70582289
yeah same im a real nice guy

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>>70582335
>yeah same im a real nice guy
>>70582289
>personality
KEK

>>70582289
>I just want to be liked for my personality
That's going to be quite a challenge

>>70582401
you are a nice guy
i can tell from the way you treat the F.

ぼくの戦艦アイオワちゃんが46cm砲のせいで爆沈した(´・ω・`)

>>70582365
oh man where did u find that photograph of me and my waifu?

>70582093
>Did you guys know that women fall in love with men who hug them tight when they give them orgasms?

>a hot milf gives you a hj
>this is your first time having sex so just a few strokes and you're already about to cum
>suddenly with a weird spasm you escape her grasp
>turn around and jump on her
>hug her tightly yelling 'mommy' the most awkwardly a man can say this word
>you two fall over and to make things even worse just in this very moment you release your juices all over the room
>your semen is in her hair and on the bed and on the carpet and in the champagne on the cabinet
>you apologize and say this has never happened to you before
>grab your things and go
>at this point you don't even care to get dressed, you just want to escape immediately
>her neighbours see you naked on the hallway and all stained with your cum but you don't care
>the next day she calls
>'I-i can be your mommy if you want to you know?'
>'I'm not sure what happened but I think I'm in love'

I think you watch too much anime, Yuki

>>70582750
>>70582093

>>70582433
he treat me like shit.
He doesn't want old template back

Thai are you still here?
You said yesterday you had a bitcoin for me

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>>70582581
姦これ見たことない、面白い?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwDHY_M_jFc&t=852s

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>>70582206
nice try

>>70583882
艦隊これくしょんじゃない
World of Warshipsやってる

>>70583908
>he thinks everybody looks like the average guy
we're not Asians anon

>>70583882
アルベルトが男の娘に目覚めた・・・?

>>70583908
>>70583954
those average faces always just look like handsome people
its like averaging cancels out all the impurities or something

>>70583954
>>70584033
Well, we can be beyond the average together
Let's fly to the sun

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>>70584023

>>70583882
>Portugal when he started posting here
Loli is for pedophile! trap? That shit ain't christian
>Portugal a year later
Flat is justice, love the boipussi

>>70583207
that's why mayuyu is a nice guy

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>>70584139
But I liked lolis even before coming here and I don't like traps...

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There is a suicide act in Japan every 15 min.
P-please stay safe japan anons

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>>70584103
Ill think about it
意味わからんけど

>>70584208
behead those who insult 男の娘

>>70583852
he is sleeping happily in his comfy bed being wrapped in a fluffy blanket now

>>70584308
爺さん婆さんは死にたがるんだ
特に夫婦のどちらかが死ぬと"後追い自殺"をする

後追い自殺って英語での言葉がないんだな
無理やり言ってlovers' suicideか

>>70584407
full of japanese blood

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>>70583852
That was just to get you to do it

desole mec, nothing personal, just business

>>70585176
You thief
I know you were not white

>>70585250
i haven't heard anything from koreaboo :(

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>>70583882
Japanese boats are very cute!

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>>70585453
How is ’t with me when every noise appals me?
What hands are here? Ha! They pluck out mine eyes.
Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood
Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
Making the green one red.

>>70585653
My hands are of your color, but I shame
To wear a heart so white.

>knocking

I hear a knocking
At the south entry. Retire we to our chamber.
A little water clears us of this deed.
How easy is it, then! Your constancy
Hath left you unattended.

so what happened to german koreaboo and why did it happen?

pls guide me

>>70579726
>the transition from innocent year 6 to pot smoking gang banging year 7
not even joking that's what you get for putting 16-18 year olds in with 11-12 year olds.

>>70586334
the f. bullied him by hurting his love chance
he has disappeared

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>>70586334
He got bullied a little bit, so he went to go put tiny band-aids on his feelings.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back before too long.

>>70586848
i hope so he did seem quiet sad

>>70586676
he did push his luck, the F was merciful and gave him several chances

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which nigiri sushi is the best nigiri sushi?

>>70587066
>the F. was merciful
he wouldnt talk to him

>>70586334
he is playing everyone for a fool

>>70587071
tamagoyaki or maguro toro
>>70587148
what if he actually did it though?

>>70587188
I was talking about gk

>>70584860
after follow self killデス

>>70587239
koreaboo? so am i what if he actually killed himself

>>70587325
I'm implying that gk is a troll and not hurt by this at all

>>70584308
I am very proud of the Japanese for being considerate of others and ridding the world of their burden.
In Western society they would cry on Twitter and beg for donations for a sex change.

>>70587380
i talked to him yesterday he seemed quiet sad about it maybe he wasn't trolling

>>70587442
Talked to him where?

Japanese names ending in ibe are the strongest race

>>70587530
on skype

>>70587071
makizushi

>>70587607
does he talk in real life like he does here

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>my country's best cuisine is raw fish
>RAW FUCKING FISH

>>70587755
i guess a bit more open
>>70587771
>my cuisine is mushy peas and fish in batter

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>>70587795
We never brag about our cuisine though, we know it's shit.

Japs on the other hand...

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>>70587795
AKSHULLY

>>70587836
i don't think its the japs that do it i think its the west doing it and japan is popular at the moment so basic bitches love that shit.
i personally prefer thai food mmmm
>>70587866
KEK

>>70587836
what are you doing in thailand do you work or just visiting? how long have you been there for?

>>70587866
just like how chinese invented rice and japan stole it for their national dish

>>70587771
Isn't that bad desu. Those fucking sticks on the other hand.
Why have japs never invented a thing called fork?

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>>70588149
>invented rice
>>70588169
china invented the fork the west got it of them and ate with it

>>70587921
Thai food is great, most of it is just so oily and high calorie, I only have it once a week

>>70587987
I live here, been here for a few years now

>>70588149
historical records actually show the first sushi was made in korea, don't mention it when the netouyos are about though KEK

>>70588169
Your thoughts on crimea

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>>70588149
It's not stealing, it's sharing.

It's nice to share things with other people. Sometimes they share things back with you too.

>>70588262
>I live here, been here for a few years now
but what do you do apart from troll?
>>70588262
>first sushi was made in korea
it was a way of preserving fish there was so much exchange i dont know why people argue over origins japanese raw fish is better than korean raw fish thats all that matters

>>70588218
>china invented the fork
Point in case. Japs are just across the lake from them. Is it that hard to look up how the chinks eat their food?
>>70588262
Rightful clay

>>70588430
>how the chinks eat their food
they didnt use it to eat they used them for other things

>>70588149
>stole

>>70586848
I hope not

>>70588484
please, your entire COUNTRY is stolen

>>70588365
>but what do you do apart from troll?

if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>70588330
Japan stole rice and tea from China, curry from UK, bread from Portugal and whale from Norway. And that's just food. They also stole anime from USA and manga from Belgium. Their religion is straight out of Africa.

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>>70588508
I hope you've reflected upon your actions and decided to change your ways, The F.

>>70588531
no seriously what is your work?
why do you live in thailand?
>>70588543
>curry from UK
india
>>70588543
>Their religion is straight out of Africa.
shinto is a folk religion

>>70576844
Anyone wanne hang out in osaka?

>>70576844
M-Morenatsu?

>>70588715
Will you buy me a ticket?

>>70588802
You can use that Ukranian prostitute exchange program

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that feel when no woman will never love you

>>70588952
>projecting

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I still have a Japanese bank account from Shinsei and they told me once I leave Japan I have to cancel the contract. However, forgot about it and after years it still seems to be active. Should I be worried about something or is it no problem at all?

>>70588978
screamer don't open

>>70588978
>no woman will never love you
>no woman
-x women
>never love
not a single woman will never love me
every woman will love me

>>70588978
Good

>>70588611
I don't really work

>>70589194
what do you do?

>>70589247
every day I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

>>70589293
stop sending copy pasta why the fuck are you doing in thailand

>>70588990
If you don't contact with the bank for 10 years, your account is closed and your money moves to Japanese government. Arigato.

>>70589395
I literally don't work, I have a lot of money, i don't know what more you want from me

>>70589482
why are you in thailand because the money goes alot further?

>>70588990
how much balance

>>70589586
didnt wanna settle down in the UK, so just chilling really, and naturally yeah it's cheaper.

Will probably go home sometime towards the end of this year

>>70589723
ahh nice what will you do back there? will you work or are you that rich that you will never have to work?

>>70589804
Most rich people work because doing nothing is boring. Only NEET losers will idle their life away

>>70589961
>NEET losers
>thaiposter

>>70589804
just get a house, find a wife etc, live the normie life

>>70589961
I actually will do volunteer stuff back in the UK, definitely wanna walk some pound doggos etc.

>>70590095
>definitely wanna walk some, pound doggos etc.
gross
>normie life
good way to settle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4171134/After-yoga-s-adult-wrapping.html

new japanese thing

>>70590095
you sound like a stupid kid.

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>>70590254
Gonna have to try harder than that, kiddo

>>70589634
No balance

>>70590351
as expected.
people like you make me happy about my intelligence.

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>>70590351
pic
>>70590502
you are very smart

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>>70590502
>>70590559
cruisin' for a bruisin

すもち

>>70590835
why dd you post a pic of yourself anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2s0xwr2IwM

>>70591250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3whrvorXa0

I'll make next

>>70591421
no i will make it now

NEW THREAD

>>70591452
>>70591452

>>70591467
早すぎね

>>70591636
It's ok
I will make the real one @310

>>70591655
KK

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>>70591451

三百九

lets just end this thread already

there we go bump limit reached

new thread here

>>70591452
>>70591452

>>70592077
no
it is an illegal thread it broke the rules.