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cara

>>70562989
XDDDDDD THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS 2BH XDDDD THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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need a thicc sweaty brown gf

anime

Guten morgen britainese

I'd be dead before posting in a kraut thread

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>>70562892
>we still le walking man gimmick post?

we discovered the truth about him

>>70563044
gibe japanese citizenship

>>70562952
Titchmarsh just looks like what I imagine a Clive to look like
>>70563064
Quite literally doxxable information lad

>>70563072
Still reeling from this. Can't really process it, it's like my whole life has been turned upside down.

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*have a sip of this guinness beer anon*

>>70563091
my mate got one

>>70563126
how

>>70562980
>Don't buy the Sun.

10+ years since I even looked at a newspaper.

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>been ill all weekend
>have to work tomorrow
>still ill

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA

>UK public give them 12 points

>(((judges)))) give them 0 points because they're not "family friendly"

>they get 1 point and lose

Eurovision is dead.

>>70563114
*takes photo and post it to Instafuckingwhatever*
*goes to the ladies bathroom and pours it down the sink while redoing my makeup*

You know this is what happened.

>>70563098
come on, just one . post your most popular one

absolutely HOWLING at the runts still posting in the old thread

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>>70563072

>>70563053
better look up at the OP lad

>>70563143
dunno. he manages the asian branch of the american company he works at and japan is his largest market in asia

>>70563200
Failed to see new thread

>eurovision
so not interested didn't even know it was on

>>70563164
>judge voting was added to try and fix political voting
>judges still hand out scores based on politics, just have different ideals
At least they fixed the score reveal, or have they changed it again?

>>70563183
Naw, she "nursed it" all night long and left half a pint when she took off with Chad

>>70562996
wasn't like a warzone of shooting but loads of mafia-esque things and corruption
i think there was some british-irish mafia in rotterdam for the longest time

>>70563114
me on the right

>>70562989
this 2bh

>>70563032
autism

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>>70563072
Oh my lord

home made hot chocolate with a shot of rum is godly lads

NIGGER NIGGER
LAMBO GOT A LAMBO
UH UH NIGGER
LAMBO

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>>70563183
>>70563280

badly wrong

people from australia think they're so cool
they need knocking down a peg or two if you know what I mean

>>70563292
ahahaha dickhead spastic

>>70563276
Knowing that Russia is buying votes doesn't stop Russia from buying votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y

>>70563307
think you mean cum haha x

*sneezes a bogger onto your face*

>>70563323
She didn't even finish it. Amateur hour.

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>>70563323
>can't even down one

>>70563327
autisim

>>70563279
My names Paddy not Chad m8

>>70563032
>>70563327
love this gimmick
exposes caralad and his soppy irish mate for the plonkers they are

>>70563164
what? we didnt give them a single point

https://youtu.be/mh-FpsUKWMg?t=759

what are the whitest parts of England?

>>70563164

it was never alive, always just a shitey karaoke cringefest

watching australia v new zealand cricket lads

>>70563399
Southampton

>>70563358
Those are what, half pints?

>>70563378
Yes Cap'n

Parmesan cheese is 2.5 months past its expiration

Is it still good? Smells fine

>>70563399
Shropshire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O'Higgins_F.C.

>>70563399
Anywhere not a city

>>70563436
theyre red cups

>>70563399
factually cumbria

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>>70563421
lol

>>70563091
i want british citizenship
japan is shit country

>>70563471
Ah yes, very impressive of her

lol this plot has them robbing a bank so nobody sees a video of them doing a wank or chatting up a prozzie

>>70563358
>comparing stout to lager

Don't even look like pints either

haha the US office is so funny!

sooooooo much better than the UK one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guv1gHyGb5U

>>70563497
runt-tier uni

>>70563506
can we swap

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hope you like depressionposting because there's going to be a lot of it from now on

>>70563506
Both are the same quality on the balance of things

>>70563436
It's a small foamy beer. National drink of West Lowland Saxony.

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>>70563402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cv9NIzGmSI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP3oaHt2aNA

It was once great

>>70563454
pls respond

>>70563323
downing stout is easy as fuck cause its not carbonated

the carbonation is what makes downing lager and cider hard

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Sister's friend came on to me at a party and gave me her number, not sure what to do cos I'm 30 and she's 18 (same age as my sis), and I don't think my sister would be too pleased if I started dating her mate, but I'm getting old and opportunities like this are fading fast

>>70563506
>i want british citizenship
>japan is shit country

Lulz. I'd pick somewhere other than Monkey Island.

>>70563555
>East Germany
Its really such a shame that gommunism happened, all the history and culture down the toilet forever

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>>70563436
In Holland that's the equivalent to das boot

>>70560099
>>70560099

i fucking laughed my head off at this post

>>70563543
the fuck is with that guy's hips?

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big fan of belgian beer

>>70563358
no wonder, they are girl sized beers

>>70563589
chef here yeah as long as theres no mould

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>labelling chiptune as acid house

>>70563592
Mad ting stouts really heavy

>>70563631
and soon you and your mates will be paying extra premium for those x

>>70563593
literal nonce

me: the kookaburra
you: the lizzard

>>70563593
smash that pasty dont be nasty

>>70563615
w2c beany?

>>70563614
To be honest if you want to see like what Germany looked like before the war your best chance is in some of the Eastern cities like Erfurt. The West just ripped down the city centres and replaced it with shitty postmodern newbuilds. This also happened in the East, but to a lesser extent.

>>70563593
fuck your sister, bang her m8 like there's no tomorrow

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>>70563672

>>70563593
OI OI

SMASH THAT PASTY

DON'T BE NASTY

YEAH YEAH

>>70563635
thx xx

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>>70563671
aaaaa
fucked that one up

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>>70563333
>that booing just because he's Russian

Lefties are so racist.

Nice numbers btw

>>70563620
>gaz
>take the piss
lel

@70563620
No one else did.

>>70563644
>Noisia & Spor
>genre: Electronica, R&B, Grime

getting the daily dose of thunderf00t

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>acid house

have the yank eating mouldy cheese now lmao

the ancient edict passed down from the gods to our ancestors to us: "if thou chatteth shite, then thou shalt be banged"

>>70563668
>nonce
>she's 18
nope

>>70563620
>laughing at your own post

Sad.

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>chiptune

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listening to my own poo sounds I recorded earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxk4mveLCw

Javert did nothing wrong

>>70563773
fucking do one ya cunt

>>70563808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OqrcUvrbRY

>>70563624

tripel right now, u?

YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*turns Super Sayian 3*

>>70563782
she's your sister's age you utter runtoid

>>70563758
get fucked acid never dies

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ah yes london

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>thunderf00t

>>70563791
>laughing at your own post

no thank fuck i'm middle-class and never has an altercation like that in my life. also i make my mum cups of tea on the reg and she'd never date a bloke called gaz so we get along just fine

>>70563856
>not supporting your local polski sklep

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>>70563837
proost brudi

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>It was like watching my own personal hell. All the more worrying because the normazoids would probably welcome such a world with open arms. Orwell thought that the worst possible world was one where somebody was watching our every move. Today we think the real tragedy is that nobody might watch.

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>get fucked acid never dies

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>not liking thunderf00t

>>70563875
was assuming gaz is the brother

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enjoying a nice refreshing premium dutch beer

>>70563875
>thank fuck I'm middle-class

howling

IVE BEEN TO COLLEGE
IVE BEEN TO SCHOOL
IVE MET THE PEOPLE YOU READ ABOUT IN BOOKS

>>70563924
acid house is literally the least fedorable genre

>>70563875
imagine being this insecure

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>acid house is literally the least fedorable genre

hope I die

>>70563984
I swear it was uvavu

>>70563952
that'll be a fiver thanks

>>70563964
you met dr. suess???????

>>70563984
>uvava.png
its uvavu and eranu you absolute scrote

Just got hatposted from two threads back. I have ascended.

laughing at my own posts is probably the only thing that gets me through tough times 2bh, especially when I'm having a shitty day at work

that and reciting the Oh Hi Mark scene from The Room
>it never stops being funny. Never

>>70563993
I'll have you know I only felt insecure after reading your past

>>70564003
FOY
you're just jealous because of muh detroit and muh chicago and you never got to experienced the unbridled illegal UK rave scene

edit: thanks for the gold!

now he's got to fight some paki pedophile in the woods to the death

fucks sake

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>you're just jealous because of muh detroit and muh chicago and you never got to experienced the unbridled illegal UK rave scene

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4168906/More-100-000-sign-petition-cancel-Trump-s-UK-visit.html

for fucks sake UK, this is the second time
>let's block the only man that will take our exports after brexit
good fucking plan bozos
I'm ashamed of you

>>70564102
Oh boy the next 5 minutes are going to be one hell of a wild ride for you

>>70563842
Still doesn't mean I'd be a nonce

>>70564066
i usually look at the shits ive took with the light on my phone

Came here to say this
edit: thanks for the gold
edit2: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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>you're just jealous because of muh detroit and muh chicago and you never got to experienced the unbridled illegal UK rave scene

Did you know Canada has its own Gaelic language?

>>70564116
this image actually made me feel sick

>>70564116
>people actually think Stephen Fry and Penn Gillette are intelligent

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/PfdQ13gZRClvvO-nTe9WDQ/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdK3g1mXjmQ

>>70564102
>browsing the chon while watching tv
'ck off

>>70564146
really annoys me along with rip my inbox

>>70564127
You have to admit, it is a bit mental.

My Da made a good point earlier though: remember when the UK Government stopped people flying out to"risky" countries, dictating to it's own people where they could and couldn't go?

>>70564158
did you know I don't give a flying shit!

I see that obnoxious argumentative paki is on here causing shit again.

Sad twat

>>70564213
this guy fucks!

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>tfw you derail a thread in a single shitpost

Some boards are too easy to troll

>>70564217
fuck off and give gaz his sausages back

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>Did you know Canada has its own Gaelic language?

>>70564135
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>70564127
100k cry babies

>>70564216
yeah but they're white liberals, they hate themselves

>>70564172
Explain why they aren't

>>70564136
shes a teenager, twelve years younger than you

re-evaluate your life mate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Gaelic

>>70564158
Chinese isn't Gaelig

>The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MLrWgXAOyo

Might do a drive instead of drinking tonight

Maybe I'll feel better at work tomorrow

rip my inbox

>>70564127
>petition reached the minimum signatures to be debated in parliament

kek, that'll be a quick debate
>...no
>agreed

no idea there even was a rave/techno scene in Murica

thought they all just listened to variants of rock (white music) and soul (black music)

the only murkin 'techno' artist I can think of rn is Moby

*starts mongolian throat singing*

>>70564279
They're television presenters
Hitchens and Dawkins are actual intellectuals
there is no comparison

v. depressed might kill myself

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>no idea there even was a rave/techno scene in Murica
>thought they all just listened to variants of rock (white music) and soul (black music)
>the only murkin 'techno' artist I can think of rn is Moby

>>70564347
techno literally comes from america

>>70564347
Never heard of the New York/Chicago/Detroit music scene?

>>70564347
"techno" is short for "detroid techno"

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>>70564347

techno came from detroit you utter nonce fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI

THEY CALL ME STACEY

>>70564347
i've been the guy arguing with the yank fedoraposting and you're dumb as fuck

>>70564376
plays the Morin khuur to accompany you

>>70564347
christ. is this seriously what europoors think?

had an idea for a /brit/post but now I've forgotten it

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS WII SPORTS RESORT

>>70564444
he's a mick, they're not well known for their intellectual capacity

>>70564438
THEY CALL ME RORKE
THEY CALL ME RASHEED

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>>70564353

>>70564285
Get back to me when you reach my age

>liberals haven't yet cottoned on to the fact that the urethra is still commonly known as a jap's eye

yesss

>>70564385
You scoffed at them being though of as intelligent. I asked you to explain why and all you've mustered is "hurr durr they present TV".

What a fucking waste of time you are

>>70564466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzcPbqnyIR8

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Right. The way I see it. My outlook on the situation. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying? Say you was to die tomorrow right, fifty years from now all the virgins you ever fucked are gonna remember you. Right? They gonna tell their grandkids about that shit.

>>70564494
wont be a sad case dating 18 year olds

can barely stand teenaged girls myself, theyre fucking retarded

THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

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>ywn live in 1930s America

why even live?

>>70564412
>>70564437
how did it go from this to MOLLY XD

>>70564552
Prefer not to live in an economically depressed era

>>70564521
i watched that when i was like 10

>>70564442
fascinating, no stars

will be monitoring this gimmick very closely

>>70564552
yeah the great depression was awesome wasn't it
I'll fucking tackle you if I ever see you

>Tinder girls bailing on day of arranged date

Come on now.. There's no need for this. I could have made other plans rather than hyping myself up for like 3 days.

>ywn be a feudal lord ruling over your peasants

why bother anymore

https://lichess.org/OBO2tOhv

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hehe

>who needs twitter SJWs when I can just trigger these retards

/dpt/ has recieved my gimmick extremely well

feel well done rn 2bh

>>70564625
yass gurl #wastehistime2017

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>>70564658

completed the 5th wank of the day and im STILL hard

reminder leaded petrol mentally disabled several generations of all people worldwide

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>ywn live in 1940s America

why even live?

>>70564689
>>>/b/

Why do girls use snapchat filters in their dating profiles?

Do they actually think these shitty filters make them look more attractive or 'fun'? It's an instant turnoff

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me and my best friend

The new RTJ album wasn't that good :/

Sounds like they needed more time.

>>70564538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTztXKovFlk

*assaults you in a sexual manner*

24 hour sleep cycle if u awake u a fake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4tYJdDj3_8

Anyone else study Shrek at GCSE? Whole Year 10 class singing along to this every time.

>>70564704
cracks me up everytime

>>70564799
SOME

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>The new RTJ album wasn't that good :/

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>ywn live in 1950s America

why even live?

>>70564734
Sickened they sold out in like 2 hours and I couldn't get online in time to get a ticket

>>70564821
SMASH THAT PASTY DON'T BE NASTY

>>70564729

Kill me now.

>>70564729
is that noel fielding on the right?

>>70564808
What's so funny?

>making mistakes and then quitting

wimp

theory: the western world declined due to leaded petrol

Tempted to get a mcdonalds. Not even hungry, just bored. Ugh.

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WAKE ME UP

Creationists believe the world was created in 1982, to coincide with the rise of Supertramp

PROPER classic choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

*dances slowly with the tune a bit*

>>70564839
That was peak "Be Amercan, get shot" though.

smash the pasty is a worthless gimmick.

recommending this poster return to >>>/fa/cebook

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>theory: the western world declined due to leaded petrol

>>70564929
thought that was the 80's when everybody was on crack and in a gang

doing a big think

If Joseph and Mary had children after Jesus was born (James I believe was one of them), wouldn't that mean there are people alive today that are descendants of Joseph and Mary?

>>70564879
there's literally no way I could have won unless you stopped playing all together so what's the fucking point

serious question lads: how do I get a gf

Fucking state of BBC1 right now

>>70564694
1 in 2 of us will get cancer regardless of how otherwise disease-free we are

you could literally eliminate all known illnesses (as they did on Star Trek) and it wouldn't matter cause most of us will still die of cancer anyway

AND IN OTHER NEWS .... the panda at the zoo gave birth to a cub!!!

Lads I'm on crack and in a gang! aaaaah!

>>70564905
extension of this theory: the western world has been in decline since the industrial revolution

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>>70564867
the white fellow in the background

>ywn live

JUST KILL ME NOW

Wonder who's got the biggest knob on /brit/.

I know there's that one guy who always posts that video of him spunking on the table and his cock is massive.

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alri

>By 2011, the United Nations announced that it had been successful in phasing out leaded gasoline worldwide. "Ridding the world of leaded petrol, with the United Nations leading the effort in developing countries, has resulted in $2.4 trillion in annual benefits, 1.2 million fewer premature deaths, higher overall intelligence and 58 million fewer crimes,"

That was just in 10 years time. Imagine how much damage it did to the world from 1910-2000

>>70564970
is this a serious question?

>6 dead germans in a shed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38791942

i hope the kraut here is OK

>>70564967
What if Mary was in the club
When she met Joseph
around hella thugs

LADS TURN ON THE TV BBC1 IS DEAD

>>70564984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUHR1JlT_c

>>70565007
yes that is why i said "serious question lads"

>>70565011
WITH NO LOVE

>>70565038
nothing wrong with it mate

you having me on?

>>70565048
the right girl will come along eventually

unless you dress like a freak and don't have good hygiene

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

any questions for ol' jiminposter?

>>70565066
""""""""""""""no""""""""""""""

>>70565008
Narrow escape t.b.h. Sheds are fucking deadly out here

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>Stunningly attractive
>Incredible intelligence
>Captivating personality
>Still never had a gf

Anyone else know this feel?

>>70565103
yeah: how pathetic are you to obsess over not only a flat ugly plastic chink, but a chink you can't even attain even if you tried?

gonna go instagram surfing again

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doing a think again lads

what happens when the population of those of white European descent is dwarfed by the other races of peoples?

Any lads like to get day drunk?

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I show no love
to homo thugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw1116WqBHw

>>70565152
Does before 12pm count as day?

>>70565148
peace and harmony

>>70565138
Haha you fucking nerd

>>70565152
When I used to work in nightclubs, day drinking was the only sort of drinking I did.

>>70565148
Medicine was a mistake

>>70565152
Usually have a drink in the morning to ease the ol 'xiety

>>70565154
RRRGGHHH
ARF ARF

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>>70565148

mars colonies

>>70565152
Yeah it's alright just usually have a problem keeping up momentum if you want to have a drink later on

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rate my PJs

tell me, remind me

chase the water racing from the sky

>>70565152
Monday Club is best time to get drunk

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>When I used to work in nightclubs

>>70565170
Yea
It's 7am - 4pm

>>70565212
What's on the menu?

>>70565264
would knock that twat clean out if i ever saw him

>>70565237
the latter was already invented by black people

these are the things they don't teach you about in history class

>>70565264
if I was him(?) I'd hate myself too

statistics were invented by black people

>>70565277
I don't drink before 10:30am, that's my limit. Usually start on cans of Stella at about 11am then carry on until 5ish before I feel sick.

>>70565277
vodka, milk and cornflakes

Why has this lad become a Deano meme?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Donaldson

Will you save me from the nothing I've become?

*Steps out of the men's room adjusting the sleeves on my jacket*
*Does a strong quick sniff*

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>>70565138

>>70565313
v. good but I have the feeling that beer is making me fat. Thinking of switching to vodka but wondering if it's too Slavic

>>70565360
Don't think you could drink as much though so you probably wouldn't enjoy it.

Also you're my synthwave bf so I have to take care of you.

Heard you can change anything you want about yourself these days

Gonna be Irish tomorrow

>>70565392
I'm 5'8 but I identify as 6'3

getting niggered tonight

>>70565323
Tasty

>>70565360
Beer does make you fat
Voddy and soda water is supposed to be better for you but the extra alcohol payoff means more sugar

getting blacked tonight

>>70565383
Villalad?

going to go brush my teethies!!!

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>>70565438
You said you weren't going to tell anyone

>>70565429
>>70565383
Shall do a ponder this week whilst I wait for wageslavedom to end. Have a Gondola

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484865412383.webm

Whats up with the correlation between religious figures and pedophilia?

*goes to bed*

>>70565483
lots of mega paedos involved in religion

drank a lot of beer but im not drunk at all just extremely tired

>>70565455
You better do 2 minutes or I'm gonna smack your bum!

>>70565486
been waiting for this all day, paddy

>>70565496
Well yea I knew that bit but I mean why?

>>70565503
You're gonna get fat

>>70565496
not in buddhism

who here /hates e-books/
the physical form is always superior

>>70565527
you're already fat

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A lot of people ask me what I do when I have a bad body image day, and one of the things I do to combat *specific body part* anxiety is: face my fears If I'm feeling down about the way my stomach looks? Bare it and snap some pics like it's my favorite part of my body. Show my thighs / my arms / my squishy bits some extra love.
FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT because staring that insecurity in the face and NAMING IT and showing it that you're not afraid of it can sometimes make all the difference. ⬇What encouraging things do YOU do on bad body image days?? ⬇ (and like always, no Facetune, no fotoshop, no funny business)

i used to think i was resistant to hangovers then i just realised i never get blackout drunk

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MR WORLDWIDE
¡DALE!

cuckio meme

don't understand the logic behind "be nice to muslims otherwise they'll use you as recruiting propaganda!!1!" when they're already strapping bombs to their chests and flying planes into buildings

>>70565540
Haven't read an entire book since 1998 2bh

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>>70565548
I drink too much beer

>Heavy metal gay bars
This show started out strong and declined from there

>>70565585
good post

got bad heart problems

one day I'm going to drop dead on a bus or somewhere

>>70565565
cellulite/10

>>70565621
>one day I'm going to drop dead on a bus or somewhere

I pray this will happen to me every day