/brit/

Poop on a stick LOL!!

the REAL /brit/

>>70542474
good lad

Hi.

>>70542563
you better be part of the anglo-irish aristocracy lad!

someone kill me

>>70542616
I am not.

>>70542744
you better be in the dublin area anglo rape baby

>>70542824
>being in from or near dublin
>ever

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>>70542968
THAT'S IT CUNT

>>70542374
Does ex-British colony count?

>>70542412
I watched Jackass Number Two the other night. AMA

what should i get from deliveroo lads?

cleansman

close match that

did you know it was a nigerian that invented the internet?

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Anya 2bh lads

Asking again.

Going through girls on PoF and noticed the girl I went out with in high school. She's turned in to a right stunner. I'm going to go for it. Should I go for it?

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can't wait for sadiq khan and the parliament to condemn trumpie for banning the poor muzzies

uk is top tier virtue signalling lel

I'm a dago tbqfwyl

>>70547228 -> >>70547233

>The United States Constitution was adopted on September 17, 1787. Article I, section 8, clause 4 of the Constitution expressly gives the United States Congress the power to establish a uniform rule of naturalization.[1]

>Pursuant to this power, Congress in 1790 passed the first naturalization law for the United States, the Naturalization Act of 1790. The law enabled those who had resided in the country for two years and had kept their current state of residence for a year to apply for citizenship. However it restricted naturalization to "free white persons" of "good moral character".

How come the Yanks are absolutely unwavering on saying the founding fathers were completely right about guns but not about immigration?

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https://youtu.be/CMcRaadwqMs

>>70547233
who is this twat and why is his picture spammed around these parts?

imagine if you matched with the hottest girl from school you were too nervous to speak to on tinder

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Larry SILVERSTEIN, the LUCKIEST man in the world !!

On September 11, 2001, the owner of the twin towers Larry SILVERSTEIN (Whose face reflects sincerity, honesty and benevolence, pic related)

Influential member of the Jewish community (a simple detail, of course)

This man is surely someone of very lucky. By the biggest chance, three months before the destruction of the towers, he had taken out an insurance which counted the terrorist attacks, thus avoiding him to have to pay the dismantling of them and making him 5 BILLION dollars

Fortunately that day, (usually he is constantly in the twin towers), had remembered thanks to his wife that he had an appointment with the dermato. And fortunately his two children who worked in the twin towers had arrived late that day. Obviously, there is no conspiracy. These are just coincidences and he just had a lot of luck

What a lucky guy, this Larry Silverstein.

sign the petition guys
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928/

just wanked to traps. never done it in my life before.

is this the beginning of the end or is it possible that was just a one time thing?

>>70547228
say she is interested
AND THEN WHAT
and then keep asking AND THEN WHAT after you answer that until you are no longer interested in anything

>>70547187
never said they did

great argument though

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>>70547304

>>70547304
Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd OMG!! u won't believe this

>>70547255
personally don't give a fuck who comes here as long as they speak english, bide by our laws and respect our flag

>>70547228
Post pics

>>70547304
ah yes uncle heinrich that really made me think

>>70547252
I've got better hair than him.

>>70547309
see
>>70547242

Trump doesn't want to visit your Sharia state. You'll be coming here instead like the lapdog you are.

>>70547309
Those petitions do fuck all and anyone who signs them is a turborunt sperg

>>70547386
but if you agree with the petition why not sign it?

>>70547352
Guess the founding fathers were just stupid old racists then

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>ywn go on a long-range bombing mission over Germany in the RAF

why even live?

>>70547420
yeah

i mean the american government is fantastic, but that doesn't mean they weren't also racists back then

>>70547422
skin too dark. looks like one of those jenner mongs

Genuinely jealous of American housing. Yeah, the usual response is >le wood blow over in hurricanes and yeah that's true for homes in actual hurricane states. But in general they are so much nicer than British houses. And for a third of the price.

>>70547422
i guess you've inherited your ideal dream world at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfYWJDPbKE

why the fuck would anyone want to be in a position of significant political power

couldn't hack this

The English flag looks like an evil twin of the Finnish flag

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How do we fix it lads?

>>70547316
I don't understand what you're saying.

>>70547354
I checked and her FB and Insta profiles can be found using google image search, so no.

I think we can all agree that The Grand Tour actually turned out worse than new Top Gear

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>>70547422
Raf?

watching softcore mutilated cadaver porn lads

quite insightful

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>>70547470
yeah but we're still yanks at the end of the day

>>70547511
blame the retarded American audience that Amazon has to sell to

never ever have the crusts of the bread but just went with it for toast and really enjoyed it :3 xx

>>70547477
He reminds me of Bobby Newport

>>70547511
>>70547511
Agreed.

Although in some respects it was only worse because expectations were say high.

Nobody expected NTG to be any good, so people were pleasantly surprised when LeBlanc and others were half decent.

GT was just a bunch of overly rehearsed, Americanised bullshit.

should i go for mexican or indian takeaway lads?

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>>70547233

>>70547493
Gassing them

>>70542374
Enxit when?

>>70547605
neither

i made a post but none of you replied
what's that all about?

ISTJ master race here

>>70547683
what post?

>>70547681
KEK

>>70547706
no don't worry about it now
i see how it is

>>70547233
i must have missed it. how did you get the quality version of 1142? Or are you him?

>>70547694
far from it

ENTP is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_toilet

top gear has been shit for almost 10 years

it should have stayed at the BBC though

Won't find anything in Ireland that can do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO1XECRENio

>>70547694
INTJ here.

My company made those in my section at work take the test. I was told I was the first one they had ever met (only 2% of the world). The idea was to find our weaknesses and strengths and see how it would fit in to the business. They said they didn't know what to do with me.

>>70547779
TOILET
BOG
FART

>>70547787
umm top gear is still at the bbc sweetie x

>>70547789
what? break?

>>70547765
INTP here
Wish I was ENTP so I could become self actualized instead of living in my head

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why can't i just go to sleep and not wake up

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>>70547750
ah m8

I honestly didn't know

no need to get in a huff

doing a music

https://clyp.it/43qxkdnt

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>>70547779
>(Redirected from The United States of America)

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>this triggers the Briton

wew lad

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>>70547852
You haven't been bantered hard enough.

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siri

>>70547861
Thanks for the virus asshole

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i just link her in town and give her that bull no ring

>>70547819
more like top queer

lmao!

>>70547827
that's pretty minor damage for a crash that would write off a range rover and kill the driver

had a sex dream about a fat girl earlier

need a gf

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flossing me dendrites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6hYe6FbA60

>>70547839
make the change today!

its really quite easy once you get the hang of it and stop being self concious

>>70547861
great tune lad, everyone should listen to it

hey everyone! ...listen to this!

>>70547893
Literally looks like a mobile home stuck next to a garage

>>70547893
ah yes..I will certainly get triggered by a """house""" made of cardboard hurricane fodder being sold cheaply in the US of A...certainly I would love to move to that yank infested shitehole in order to live in such a dwelling....

>>70547945
>a purpose built car is damaged less doing its purpose-built job than a road vehicle not adapted to this sort of off roading

mental mate, should write a thesis on this discovery

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>>70547998

got called a rapefugee in the range

>>70548003
Is it not advertised as an off road vehicle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWzWHR03DI4

>>70547977
Ive been working on getting past my inhibitions and self esteem issues
Way better than I was 2 years ago

>>70547789
Don't really get this post but alright

do you like monster trucks?

did santa bring you one for christmas?

>>70547893

find me some nice houses in the vicinity of telluride, CO please

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>>70547894
no i'm lamenting the lack of a simple off switch

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buying a house lads

need a bf

>>70547893
>nowheresville, maine

nah you're alright

>>70548084
why is it half a million dollars?

>>70548058
range rover isn't an off road vehicle you mongrel, that's the defender and other models

why would you live in an american house when you can live in an australian one ??

>>70547904
Brum is the most ugly clusterfuck of a city ever. Half of it is red brick, industrial revolution era housing any city buildings, the other half disgusting 'innovative' modern architecture. It all blends together like 1920's London had a deformed baby with Dubai. The population also reflects said baby.

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>>70548058
this is advertised as a plane - doesn't mean I'm about to use it to go drop a bomb or ferry some cargo across the atlantic you clueless neek

>>70548084
Why do yanks give their garages as much space as the rest of their house

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>>70548084

the garage is bigger than most british houses

>>70548112
4333 sq ft is my guess

>>70548062
yes

yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwjGo3kQgMw

>>70548143
so build a better plane

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>>70548138
umm where did you do your architecture degree sweetie?xx

what do sceptics smell like?

i've never met one

or even seen one for that matter

>birminghdad
just fuck my city up senpai

speed,philly shell, footwork and a lightning jab

>>70548184
a better plane for what

the point is specialisation you fucking sponge

>>70548159
bruh its in the boonies of laramie, WY

>>70548062
he's mad because the mustang is terribly unsafe there was an argument in the other thread about it

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>>70548084
>>70547893
you're really fucking bad at this. there are way bigger and better houses for cheaper than what you're posting

off to pick up my dinner now lads

not even sure what i'll get yet

living in a city you have so many good choices

How much money does a youtuber make off of a video with a million views?

>>70548194
its actually really nice inside

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>In May 2005, viewers inundated the ASA with new complaints regarding the continuous airing of the latest Crazy Frog advertisements. The intensity of the advertising was unprecedented in British television history. According to The Guardian, Jamster bought 73,716 spots across all TV channels in May alone — an average of nearly 2,378 slots daily — at a cost of about £8 million, just under half of which was spent on ITV. 87% of the population saw the Crazy Frog adverts an average of 26 times, 15% of the adverts appeared twice during the same advertising break and 66% were in consecutive ad breaks. An estimated 10% of the population saw the advert more than 60 times. This led to many members of the population finding the crazy frog, as its original name suggests, immensely irritating.[14]

Who /ringdingding/ here?

*raids your biscuit tin*

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she ate her own knickers

gpt a rolling machine
got some lemon haze
got raw natural unrefined tips
got soverign blue kingsize
got blue kingsize slim rizla

going to build a spliffy

>>70548253
hundred pounds

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living anywhere outside of Oceania

HOWLING

>>70548250
The dream to live above a pizza place

>>70548280
wtf rOASTIES

>>70548153
have to fit actual cars in them

>>70548222
Cargo planes and bombers can both still fly everywhere that one can. Why settle for a useless machine when you can have one that does everything?

>>70548253
£2,500 i heard from someone in the know
£2.50 per 1,000 views

>>70548280
>triple penetration
what was the 4th guy doing during this

>>70548194
Exactly, see, Brum even has it's own version of the Ka'Ba

greetings fellow anglos

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what's "sixth wave" or "sixth form" school

>>70548364
>fellow
you're not one of us mate

>>70548250

>no lycamobile

pass

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might like to live in Maine one day

need to do a phonecall lads

>>70548357
2 in arse 1 in cunt 1 in mouth

>>70548385
the bit inbetween school and uni at 16-18, also what we call college
never heard of 'sixth wave' though

>>70548330
so go and buy a monster truck that can climb walls then instead of a rangerover

your posts are so infuriatingly retarded

10/10 b8 m8

>>70548385
education for 16-18 years

>>70548414
>Maine
amine
aimne
ainme
anime

>>70548253
The ad money per view is the tip of the iceburg though
The real money is in sponsorships/merch and donations from viewers
The phenomina of donating money to somone making 6 plus figures for making videos in thier room blows my mind

>>70548364
fuck off yank

>>70548416

have you rehearsed and written your script

>>70548330
a bomber can't do the job of a 747 you absolute mongrel

>>70548439
amine? NH2-R?

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>>70548452

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr_CGWelEPk

who here can appreciate some good melodies and harmonies
love this choon

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ah yes, the so-called "brexit"

>>70548481
she has a skin disorder

>>70548481
looks like she's opened a Ripple and it's gone all down her front

>>70548388
I am indeed an angloid. Why, I molted my scales just yesterday!

>>70548253
around 2k

Might put £100 on Mike Pence being the 46th President of the United States

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4CEA46hg6g

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>>70548502
>tfw visited usa in summer 2008 when the rate was pretty much 2:1

>>70548253
depends how hard they go on the ad shilling and sponsorships

>>70548481
crumbs!

>>70548430
>>70548437
brits must be really smart to go to college at 16

>>70548459
no not yet had better do that though

>>70548481

love her personality

Saw a 6'0 lass yesterday with a MASSIVE bum and lovely sized thighs.

Literally any fat that she had fit perfectly on her body.

I swear, big lasses like that are a weakness of mine. I want to shag all of them.

why are leftists STILL protesting? actually think they're certifiable

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?

Homolust.

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUUFF4u-biQ

birds
lasses
chicks
clunge
slags

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KgB-sI2H-c

all protestors should be shot

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>>70548422
>2 in arse
link needed

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>>70548435
Buying a range rover was never up for consideration anyway 2bh. Why would I when you can outperform it all day for a few grand with a machine some redneck built drunk in his shed, AND have a better time doing it? And don't even get me started on what you could get for Range Rover money, they may as well have not even built the Range.

>>70548473
Why couldn't it? Just don't open the doors and maybe mount some seats or shelves in it. All a 747 does it take off with some shit, fly a bit, land somewhere else with that same shit.

>>70548695
bumhole is stretchy

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can someone shop the scot out of this image

thanks

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>>70548627
so NOW you want a trade deal
sure :3

a bit bent i am

>>70548725
Yes

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Northern England looks comfy

>>70548718
id imagine the baby hole is more so

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>>70548627
give me everything for some nutmeg

>>70548701
if they could then they would you spanner

>>70548725
>wanting to keep the poorthern dirish in
they're just a mix of scots and irish - the ultimate SCUM

>>70548502
Sterling was overvalued 2bh. And I voted remain. It's a shame it's probably just gradually appreciate now if the economy turns out to not be particularly fucked

>>70548290
1984 is overrated

>>70548768
Would. Wish she wore a tighter dress and some tights though.

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is there still really that much sheep herding in northern England?

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>>70548747
Here's the woman who owns the Golden L(ion) on the map

She's clearly seen some shit in her time

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>>70548784
I'm 100% positive they have at some point used a bomber to do a 747's job.

>>70548836
yeah there's a fair amount
specially on the moors

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Well?

>>70548836
there are sheep all over the country

>>70548695
>>70548718
still looked painful a few times. I torrented it but the online vids are shit quality

http://porneq.com/video/418831/timea-bella-4on1-airtight-with-dp-dap-and-triple-penetration-dap-pussy-sz904/

>>70548855
and they've probably used a range rover to go off road at some point but it doesn't do it as well

that's the point of the conversation you clown

>>70548836
been halted many times by sheep crossing/traversing narrow roads in most parts of rural england 'cept the home counties

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Pampered westerners at it again

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even Wales looks pretty nice. The housing looks worse than what's in England, but there's still great scenery

>>70548887
White people aren't being systematically wiped out by the police and the justice system

fuck the police coming straight out the underground
a young nigga got it bad cuz i'm brown

>>70548701
see
>>70548003

>>70548921
fun fact: some roads are made of grass in wales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxK-qR14pVg

What's interesting about this documentary is that when it was made (in 1964), people were commemorating a 50th anniversary, and now we are looking back at the 1960's as the same distance of time. It's just fascinating how World War I was as close to them in 1964 as Beatlemania (which was a big part of those years) is to us in the 2010's.

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>>70548836
mainly wales

>>70548900
So why haven't they built better range rovers?

I'm sure SOMEONE in the UK builds actual offroad machines. We've done it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpvGrkPKrnc

>>70548921
>even wales
do NOT bully wales
>>70548944
pics

>>70548921
much of wales is very deprived.

>Fat birds with small tits and no ass

Literally no reason for you to be even SLIGHTLY fat if that's the case.

>>70548887

where's the no lives matter people at?

>yanks trying to start shit

why

>>70548991
because it's a fucking 'luxury' road car first and an 'off road' vehicle second what part of this is not getting drilled into your thick yank skull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMLqFWV7CHA

new korean billy just dropped lads, brummie edition
fucking love this bloke

>>70548994
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/postal-workers-cant-deliver-street-12088929

>>70548981
>thinks he's funny posting outrageously overdone joke
>panel show comedian level comedy

>>70548970
v. good series

Wasn't aware there was that much video footage of WW1 until I watched it.

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LSD is giving me messianic delusions

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'he 'f

The village I grew up in, used to have a population of 2000 people. I never saw a single non British person growing up. Not even at the school which was all the children from that village, and several surrounding villages. They just started undergoing contruction of 800 new homes, complete with buildings for new businesses. They built them over fields and a public footpath where people used to walk their dogs. Some of the buildings will be council, some private. They will be used to house people looking for housing in the neighboring city, which has just had a massive influx of migrants because of a thing the city did after brexit. Absolutely sick. It's going to be utterly ruined.

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is a one-level house like this typical in Scotland? Or did I just happen to view a retirement community or something?

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>>70549078

>>70549003
>ass

FOY

>>70549063
go fuck a sheep gethin

>>70549088
Sort of both

I really start to hate English speaking people these days, what do they sink?!?

*powerpoints at you*

Hi lads :3

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>>70549088
Sara's house is nicer

>>70548991
>So why haven't they built better range rovers?

because they are designed to be sold to the general public and not to be extremely specific off roaders

its like talking to a 4 year old

you'll need a monster truck to get out of the massive hole you dug for yourself anyway

>>70549087
I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Words can kill.

Anyway I think the village has a greggs now

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ah yes the north

>>70548991
What is Land Rover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxfXjAD-pLE

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>>70549037
You people need to get your fucking priorities in order

posh cunts

>>70549152
No worries, we make those.

bit drunk haha

>>70549064
Good lad, the western front is insane, the line just didn't move for years. Couldn't imagine originary 18 year olds going through that these days.

gonna do an ol' 'cide

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SHEEPS

LAND ROVER MAKE PLENTY OF VEHICLES THAT AREN'T RANGE ROVERS

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MENTALLY DEFICIENT YANK

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>>70549095
Oy you are only supposed to post that after I post this

is arrested development any good lads?

>>70549176
a range rover without the luxury

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ah yes the welsh

imagine arguing over cars, sort yourselves out for fuck sake

>>70549046
based billy

>>70549192
post bum and willy.

Allied front in this thread

>>70549184
our 'priority' is to get from A to B on a paved road not piss about in the mud you cunt

>>70549229
ehhhh

yank humour

some of it's alright though

caught a statutory rape cos the steak wasnt mature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUWMZ17hsQ8

>"blithering idiot"

why is this show so cringey?

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>>70549170
Ah yes, Londoners are so much better

>>70549088
On the whole most houses in Scotland are much scummier than this.

Hungarian?

I'm bloody starving mate

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I bet her dad is proud

>>70549202
They don't make documentaries like that any more. Sombre, reflective and with respect enough to treat the material with sufficient time and depth. If it were made today it would be a three part miniseries with 'epic' reconstructions, CGI, inane jump cuts and animal noise sound effects.

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the english

>>70549269
can't possibly be londoners, they're white

>>70549184
funny thing is all that yank shite would be fucked at my local 4x4 course

you would really be better off in a range rover

>>70549192
Post willy

Thinking of buying a second hand PS3 just to play all the old COD games lads.

>>70549230
okay

http://www.highsnobiety.com/2015/10/12/why-the-land-rover-defender-is-the-greatest-4x4-ever-made/

anyone else bored of random hookups and want a gf?

hardly care about sex anymore

>>70549285
a bit gay though innit

>>70549265
clarkson's voice is so weird

snouts have demolished it

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>ywn take your gf to a lake in the comfy southern english countryside

why even live

>>70549297
meme blood sport
fake class conflict meme victory

>>70549297
how do the dogs never get stepped on

>>70549285
imagine this was your mum

>>70549346
Look straight up

>>70549257
From what I've heard they're not even good at that 2bh

Regardless, they shouldn't be halfassed the way they are. It's engineering blasphemy, why even bother?

>>70549310
what local 4x4 course?

>>70549326
>highsnobiety.com
you know they really would be better off in a range rover

>>70549346
todd is such a chad name
t. bitter that todd dated the oneitis

>>70549297
the scottish do that too

doing a walk

>>70549297
>rides into /brit/

>>70549336
Just want a lazy weed gf that will sit around and do nothing tbqh

>>70549286
Here is a modern doc which is just like you say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO8uhme0o3Y&list=PLH4LV32LVoil6l2a3jHS_TG-1AWtzr675&index=1

It is quite good for what it is but it is so far left leaning, they keep talking about the King of England as if he ran the country which pissed me off and wouldn't stop going on about muh classes . Amazing colourised footage though.

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>>70549346
why do brits park their boats in the middle of the lake

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me and the lads

>>70549336
yeah, except I don't want a gf

>>70549297
funny thing is that saying this is the english is like saying muslims are terrorists, it's such a tiny percentage that it is absolutely deluded to describe an entire demographic as such.

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>>70549346
this is me overlooking my domain

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>>70548385
>sixth wave

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>>70549399
buy my game

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gf snapped me this

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>>70549346
river tamar mentioned

>>70549285
i reckon hes quite ashamed actually

i know they see me on the camera
might just link samantha
mix the gentleman with gangster

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just found an old video of the ex-gf from 6th form

its filmed in her old room where I lost my virginity to her and I used to stay fairly often, it was like a second home

life's gone a bit downhill since then aha

miss her, miss being happy

>>70549435
Easy on the meat and potato pies lad

>>70549452
where

>>70549424
It's a very easy to watch pop corn introduction to the war to be fair

>>70549461
want to suck a fart out of her arsehole

>>70549461
tranny lips
ugly fat nose
meme hair style to hide asymmetry of face
red lipstick is hideous
meme eyebrows

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp9bMQz7lc

>American """"documentaries""""

late for sixth wave lads

teacher's going to kill me

>>70549393
it's largely accepted among the auto community that the land rover defender is the all round greatest 4x4 to ever be put into mass production though. i know you know that and you're just pretending to be retarded. and you may continue to do so at your leisure. this was really just intended to calm the riled countrymen by drawing attention to your ruse

>>70549393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7XDz7EVR3I

>sixth wave

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gf snapped me this

>>70549476
did she take your v card? as in she'd already lost hers?

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>>70549512
Umm sweetie xx

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>it's largely accepted among the auto community that the land rover defender is the all round greatest 4x4 to ever be put into mass production though. i know you know that and you're just pretending to be retarded. and you may continue to do so at your leisure. this was really just intended to calm the riled countrymen by drawing attention to your ruse

>>70549424
dancarlins WW1 thing is pretty based

he mostly focuses on geopolitics and the actual battles and shit

none of that hurr women in the munitions factories bollocks they spend half a semester on in school

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>>70549550
yeah

got an uncondintional offer for seventh wave at york uni lads
buzzing

>>70549435
funny thing is that saying this is the english is like saying muslims are terrorists, it's such a tiny percentage that it is absolutely deluded to describe an entire demographic as such.

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>>70549515
obligatory

>reddit thread asking airport workers what's going down
>some rando vietnamese lad posts about his job in Saigon airport
>gets upvoted all the way to the top

jej, thing is his posts are infinitely more interesting than the generic SJW whining

just broke up with the so-called gf

might do a 'cide just to spite her

>>70549515
*adds in t-rex screech to the insects so its not boring*

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the UK is comfier than I thought

this is between Norwich and Ipswich

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>>70549602

the bucky boys of /brit/ have absolutely eviscerated this Yank and his beliefs off the face of the earth