/brit/

maisie

30th october 1984 venom snake aerial command centre ... check side ops list ... animal conservation platform selfie ... check development progress that doggey i brought back (huey messing me around ... not a wolfey) we're in international waters seychelles ... animal conservation platform's looking like this today looking like that out there ... new extraction diamond dogs soldiers are watching that looking out that way ... got a new david bowie tape it's quite nice ...

>>70549602
He forgot the ad breaks

>COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK
*preview shows everything that will happen*
*5 minutes of adverts*
>PREVIOUSLY ON MONSTER BUG WARS
*shows everything that happened previously*

>>70549619

you mean she broke up with you right?

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hmm

can't believe how bad the yanks got BTFO in the last
so embarrassing, wouldn't be able to show my face in here if i was them

completely utterly destroyed

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how could this be in a place called Cockermouth, Scotland?

>>70549602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsvWfuM6kkE

Oh God it's true

do it for the culture

they gon bite like vultures

jacking off again

>>70549725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc

>>70549747
forgot about that phase where people started every sentence with 'that awkward moment' even when it wasn't awkward

Punished snow is the greatest warrior westeros has ever seen, and he's barely just hitting his stride

when he's 30 he will be aragorn-tier

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not sure what this lad is doing

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my domain

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wish i could have a house like this

>>70549783
>*VRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

>>70549819
Oh shit son, that's the Lock Ness Monster

>>70549836
deano my son

>>70549765
that fence seems a bit redundant

>>70549821
nice

>>70549827
doxxed

I will come in the night

really dont understand this 'he will not divide us' lark can someone explain it

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>>70549747
romantic

>>70549819
COME ON YOU SAINTS

>>70549836
alri deano

>>70549869
looks aesthetic

>>70549836
deano my laaaaaad you can ave anything you put your mind to

cant believe its already 7:30
did nothing of my sunday

http://vocaroo.com/delete/s033oQBoKBxI/4b76f4e4a8a975e7

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The gf

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>>70549855
>my last name isnt Spracklin

pro tip: do not get a gf with any kind of mental health condition. even if they're 10/10 qt. just not worth the hassle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TMWjnAKU5w

holy shit

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>>70549917

>>70549879
it's a gimmick

Today is the greatest day I've ever known

>>70549836
Deano can you come in and cover Sandra's shift tomorrow? You're the best retail manager we've got

>>70549934
every single girl has a mental health condition

whether it be anxiety, narcissism, bpd, etc theyre all fucked in some way

>>70549934
Girls don't really go mental, they just pretend to for attention.

>>70549943
epic, simply epic my dood xdxdxdxdxd

Emylia Argan T B H

>>70549934
Thats the only kind that like me though

mannn i need to find the girl from last night

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lads I thought you said Cornwall was shit

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are there yank FOB twats who have swimming pools in your area?

>doing a fap
>end up watching a video of some turkish dude reviewing pornstars and just ranting like he's a fucking porn critic
>not even autistic just funny as shit
didn't even cum but I enjoyed myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzbLgl0h-YM

entranced by this dance routine

>>70549769
it's the stupid noises they add which annoy me most

https://youtu.be/YriSaEvC9Wg?t=52

>>70550004
Have a look at the Yorkshire Moors, Lake District and New Forest.

Proper comfy.

>>70549986
>anxiety, narcissism, bpd

Those are meme conditions. if she isn't literally seeing shit and humiliating herself in public, it's made-up imo.

CARIBBEAN QUEEN

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>>70549934
would be worth it for that moment of happiness

having a go!

that lad's been well and truly deano'd

don't think he'll be showing his face around here any time soon

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>http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-black-lesbian-handbook
>there is even an episode titled 'White Piece'

lyrically dan man not a prang man

>>70549783
Cracking soles

>>70550042
>humiliating herself in public

This is the real test. Girls who have "anxiety" and yet go out 3 times a week and dance like no-one is watching are frauds.

>>70550037
Was that a squealing pig?

>>70549836
*pulls up in my Audi TT*
"Glad to be home after a long day managing DFS"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYEyVH7o70M

absolute banger

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loves her guinness

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cant believe this is in england

>>70550108
imagine finding yourself in this state

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... Total duvet day ...

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>>70550038
think this is Lake District

>>70550108
>that death glare

>>70549836
>cloudy weather
>garage separate to the house so you have to go outside to get to your car
>meme brickwork
>low wall so niggers can look through your windows from the road for things to steal

2/10 that's the best I can do

it's been nearly 3 years since i left school

>>70549783
Cracking Coconut water

This is one of those times I wish I were a good writer.

I was one of those shitposters that would post about the terrible british weather, the expensive housing, and other things.

But I visited, and there is something so comfy about britain that you really can't understand until you spend time there. I'm a terrible writer, so I definitely can't express the comfort and peace I felt while traveling around Britain.

Random walking down old streets in dover of all places I found myself realizing how comfortable these places can be.

The people aren't as negative as stereotypes make it seem, they are just real. there is a real genuine-ness that exists in the UK that barely exists anywhere else. Theres no bullshitting around. Say what you feel, and they'll tell you how they feel. It makes for real relationships. No one is fascinated by you for existing.

Theres also unity. As an american, everything is so spread out and there are so many different cultures. Its nice seeing a country full of people that look and think alike. It brings a feeling of closeness.

All in all, Britain is a wonderful place, I wish I could somehow explain how it feels, because that feeling is their most underrated tourist attraction.

>recalling the early-ish days of youtube when (unironic pre-'Euphoric' era) edgy Dawkins/Hitchens-quoting fedora teens would lose their shit over videos from creationists about how the earth was 6000 years old and bananas were proof of god's existence cause they fitted exactly in the human hand

a simpler time

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trump WILL meet the queen and there is NOTHING you can do about it

>>70550108
Healthy glow xx

Friend is fucking SEETHING.

He accidentally showed me a picture of his girlfriend's flaps when he wanted to show me something on his phone. Total roastie.

He told me he went down on her earlier and I said "Can't beat a good Sunday Roast".

>>70550076
Channel 4 is owned by a government department, and the CEO is Jewish

>>70550108
Why do Essex '''''people''''' think this looks good?

>>70550108
>someone likes this
>someone will commit to this

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Really made me start a'thinking

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>>70550177
Hope so

>>70550153
terrible choice of lipstick for her complexion desu

shoulda went with a skin-tone

>>70550161
incredible

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>billed $4k for an anxiety attack at work

Screeching, bet this little tart thought she was gonna get so much sympathy and attention.

>>70550175

i recall history of dance being the top viewed video with 55 million

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>>70550008
whats the point of being poor

>>70550125
thats very normal for england

>>70550108
This bitch puts her makeup on with a paint roller

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Lads can someone tell me what this garment is?

I just found it down the back of the radiator and I assume it's from the previous tenant.

got a good look at the countrysides all over the UK (except N Ireland). Now i'm going to look at London. wish me luck

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>>70550183
well in

>>70550191

you can tell from her smile she's a lovely girl and would even be nice to the smelly unwashed autists ITT

>>70550183
howling

>>70550190
shes from the north

>>70549765
cockermouth is in cumbria you fucking bum

>>70550213
had a good old laugh when I saw this

fucking anxiety attack do me a favour

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>>70550183
Good lad

I always take care to remember my friends weaknesses and casually bring them up if they ever get cocky.

>>70550195
Gas London, region war now.

>>70550225
the country is more known for its red bricked houses and industrial zones

>>70550190
that's irish

>>70550239
pants

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>>70550161
Almost 6 here.

Time flies when you're having fun being a wageslave who ends up too tired to play proper games so just wastes time on Runescape/ WoW/ fps games and on this British teleposting fanclub.

gangnam style was 5 years ago

That awkward moment when you're eating food in public :P

gonna start my diet tomorrow lads

gonna follow through with it this time, plan to lose 20 lbs before september

lads am too scared to cycle on the road

having a look

>>70550290
dont care

>>70550239
looks like a new look boob tube

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjAfh00-XYk

WTF I HATE AMERICA NOW

>>70550276
awful friend

I have a mate like this and when he gets too big for his boots I just threaten him physically and he shits out and doesn't say anything for a year or two

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can't deal with how bright venus is

>>70550322
stop being a pussy

crescent call

London really doesn't look bad for a modern city. Might even be better than New York

where do the 'sheeds live in London?

>American kids telly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSX7C6jUq8c

Just had a great movie idea where a feminist is stranded on a raft with a white boy and she's a cunt and makes him cry but then after many hardships she learns tolerance and that white culture isn't so scary after all.

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>tfw you realise you aren't crescent fresh

>>70550318
I lost 15 kilos in 10 weeks

>tfw coniston old man

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>>70550299
there's only one leg hole though

>>70550334
that may be it

seems a bit small, however

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNyxy7XPfs

found a love for 80s choons in the past few months

genuinely a million times better than fabricated pop shit today, rag and bone man? what the FUCK is that

>>70550433
alri christian bale

>>70550387
Grim

>>70550175
I remember when the highest viewed video on yt was a laughing baby with about 50 million

>>70550383
In London mate...

Rode the tube in to soho from the airport and saw 3 total brown people

meme shit desu

>>70550445
deffo a boob tube mate

nonce

National Geographic is 50% luxury watch/plane adverts, 20% on something about empowering women and smashing stereotypes, and 30% about nature which is probably lifted straight from Wikipedia

>>70550445
yeh its like a mini mini-skirt but pants.

>>70550435
good mountain

it has one of those old glacial lakes near the top from when the glacier did a dip going down the mountain, forget the geological name for them

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doxing myself because I can afford to

u jelly?

tv series idea: peep show but with rorke and rasheed as the main characters

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>>70550484

just rolled a spliff but half scared to smoke it

who ya gonna call?

....GHOST BUSTERS....

i ain't 'fraid of no ghost :P

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REALLY want a gf like this

>>70550479
London is literally white, I don't give a fuck about what some dumb northern chav living in the North says

>>70550463
Under 1000 calories a week and no exercise

Absolutely killed me and I wasn't exactly massive to start with

>>70550534
>REALLY want a gf like this

Fat?

>>70550484
I always found it so bullshit about how they lark on about saving the world and being saints while at the same time shilling for £1500 swiss watches and cameras

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checking out Tower Hamlets lads

>>70550239
Try it on lad

>>70550508
mate you've got a conservatory on the front of your house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8

>>70550508
What is this garish nouveau-riche shite?

People with intelligence, class and wealth live in London

>>70550560
>Under 1000 calories a week

jesus christ mate, you've probably irreversibly damaged your health in some way

>>70550592
'owling

>isis

the absolute State of Islam

I, Dongald Pong Dump poo swollenly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Orifice of Poosident of the Poonited Shites, and will poo the best of my abilitpee, pooserve, pootect and bellend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee Bog.

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>>70550387
>mom and dad have totally lost it

>>70550534
Would as well but imagine walking around with that on your arm

Wish I could just press a button and make her fat for when I want to smash and thin when I want to show her off

>>70549934
they are almost all mental though, it's something with the hormones. you get ones that are less mental than others, some self aware mental ones, some who really don't mean to be mental, but are in fact mental, some that can be totally normal 99% of the time, but when they finally go, they go really fucking mental, ones that are very good at covering up their mental until they spend enough time around you.

promise you, they are all mental.

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All English girls should be forced to dress this way by law.

>>70550574
that mum and kid look like they should be in a qt arab anime kino

>>70550484

who the fuck reads magazines these days anyway

cannot fathom the type of braindead deano who buys GQ or MH

>>70550621
did you come up with this post or is it borrowed

>>70550508
Not symmetrical

>>70550566
>Girl has an amazing face
>Reeee she's too fat!

>>70550624
*claps*

>>70550679
So you accept that she's fat?

spanish is a bit of a cunt to learn lads

>>70550605
New money TRUMPs Old money now, lad

>>70550174
I've done a little travelling and found some great places abroad but small town or rural England/Britain living will always be the best in the world for me.

every sunday i take 40mgs of adderall and wank for 6 hours

wanking on amphetamines is better than wanking on anything else

>Shrooms
was ok, felt weird

>Acid
similar, had a good wank but was thinking too much

>Weed
Always a good one, 2nd best behind amphetamines

>Coke
Shit. Dont know why people say this is fun.

>Alcohol
worse than coke

>Mdma
Very fun, but honestly stil not as good as weed or amphetamines

>>70550615
I drank a lot and took vitamins.

Don't reckon I could have lasted much longer than 10 weeks though. Body was cannibalising itself properly by the end.

>>70550621
Screaming

>>70550672
100% original no joke

>eating without being actually hungry
do fatties actually do this?

bit baffling if they do, food taste delish when your hungry andjust meh when you're not

>>70550698
por que?

>>70550698
>having trouble with spanish
I guess you'll never learn another language

lived in tower hamlets for a year

AMA

>>70550633
Wouldn't give a toss m8 I've seen people go out with munters with no thighs and ass and be proud about it.

>>70550735
it was good

>>Alcohol
>worse than coke

Clearly a nonce posted this.

>>70550718
>sitting and wanking on drugs

what an absolute waste of the experience.

15-20 minutes until my pizza is ready for pickup

Just enough time to get the old beanbag taken care of

>>70550742
did you ever link eskiboy and gods gift on roman road bow e3

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really nice area for google maps yank

>>70550737
people nowadays seem to think that you should never feel hunger ever. which is how fatties are created. constantly snacking and grazing.

theres nothing wrong with feeling some hunger between meals. its normal.

>drinking alcohol
>smoking
>drinking caffeine
>eating/drinking sugar

don't do this

>>70550694
Yes mate and it doesn't bother me. Shouldn't bother you either. There is a level of unacceptable fat but she's not it.

>>70550705
it never will

>>70550679
>amazing face
nah

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Königsberg...

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>>70550742
ah yes island of council blocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXQgLYs9PuE

grime music went to shit after dizzee got stabbed in napa

Business idea: infiltrate a vegan restaurant via employment and sabotage as many meals with meat as possible before they fire me

>>70550772
Strongly agree. I only do it on adderall now.

>>70550718
getting a boner on MD

doubt

my knob looks like a scared tortoise in a turtleneck when I'm pilled

>>70550831
Bender

>>70550836
Kaliningrad*
:^)

>>70550813
do it all except the sugar bit

>>70550772
>going out on drugs so you can look like a hard man

I want normies to fuck off.

Getting off my head and watching anime/wanking/playing vidya was my childhood.

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the gf

>>70550802
the UK is actually much nicer than I expected. You guys have a lot of rolling hills in the countrysides that make for great scenery

hoorah marines, stay frosty, we're oscar mike

I can’t do this, Sam.

I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

What are we holding onto, Sam?

That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.”

>>70550904
hmm

that's acceptable

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proper middle class people live where there isn't up to date google satellite imagery and where streetview cars can't see past the trees and hedgerows

just fyi

fun fact: Hitler admired Rochdale Town Hall

>>70550839
Can't wait for the ice caps to melt and sink the whole lot of it

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>>70550845
Aftermarket Taillights: The Musical

dizzeee rarscuhl

recommend me a car lads

thinking honda accord

>>70550873
mm you're the one attracted to fatty manface here

>>70550624
*sharts*

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Here's West Philadelphia, lads

had to cherry pick a little bit to find an especially shitty area tbf

Venus is 51 million miles away currently

Mars is 171 million miles away

At the end of March Venus will be only 26 million miles away but not as bright since it will be between us and the sun

>>70550910
Oh shit, is that Visualsounds? Forgot all about her.

if brexit didn't happen britain would become sweden tier and people would get taxed for being white.

>>70550974
citroen xsara picasso

>>70550923
miss MW2

haha poo!

>>70551003
what happens if a white person walks through

>>70550974
blista compact

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THE SOUTHERN POWERHOUSE

re-re-re-wind
when the crowd say bo
seleeeecta

>>70551022
eww no

Labour 2020 manifesto

>RFID microchips in every white person to track their movements
>state enforced homosexuality for whites
>heterosexual propaganda banned from schools
>progressive income tax based on oppression level - white men taxed 99%, disabled black lesbians 0%
>the state stores your passport for you and you have to apply to borrow it back
>foreign aid increased to £500bn a year
>hate speech punishable by castration
>every private company nationalised
>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career

a tolerant society free of hate

>>70550974
Chevrolet Silverado 2500HD with both 4x4 and Duramax diesel packages

BAMBI!

>>70551040
I don't think anyone would bother you during the day, but I'd never walk through there at night. Best not to visit at all. There's a lot of broken windows in the area from burglaries

>>70551017
Back off

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typical scottish cottage style estate

>west philly
pussy shit
north is the real hard knock

>>70551060
>southhampton
>south

no

>>70551079
>he didn't mention the state matchmaking programme/nationalised gfs

>>70551040
one man goes in, 30 mandem go to jail

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shannot

>>70551083
lol no, if I wanted a jeep I'd buy a landcruiser

>>70551003
is that bubs!!?!

>>70551114
grim

>>70551113
So it is then! Gonna have a sly wank to her. What are you gonna do about it, punk cunt?

>>70551114
>Coalburn

It's about time someone started posting fresh Molly again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVnqerWUHg

>>70551161
Jeeps are unreliable and landcruisers are weak 2bqhwy family

>>70551193
mining used to be a big thing here

>>70551107
desu if i ever go to yankland I'm walking through the "bad" parts of town to just see whats what

envision myself getting approached because they assume I'm a softshite white yank, then they hear my accent, get thrown off, have a bit of banter and smoke some sploffs

>>70550974
karin sultan

>>70551161
more like a cockcruiser ya fuckin poof

>>70551185
Me and her are laughing at you lol
Well be here together while you fap.
Utter runt

>>70549819
Alri Richard

>sploffs
make that slip and i bet it'll be yer last ya toff bastard

i absolutely love my fleshlight desu.

only $30 and I use it every other time I wank. Super easy to clean as well.

>>70551263
Haha, what's it like living in a fantasy world? I bet your favourite time of day is before you go to sleep because that's when your fantasies are strongest.

>>70551040
You don't

>>70551297
I'm a scouser 2bqh
I find being called a toff offensive

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Latest image in my 4chin folder. Haven't been on here in a while

>>70551227
>Jeeps are unreliable

most of the yank stuff is 2bh

>landcruisers are weak

nah know people who've had loads of them they are good as long as you change the injectors they go forever

Is life growing up in Japan as idyllic as my animes make it out to be? I choose to believe it is.

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>>70551286

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>>70549819
>Dick Pissland
Fuck sake

>>70551330
I bought three of those once. Not worth the cost, let me tell you. Not bad though.

How can I move to Cornwall lads?

What jobs are down there??

>>70551419
no jobs

>>70551382
Dick Pissland in Cockermouth, no less.

>>70551358
>remembering most of reddit thought turkey was getting invaded after this

>a whole generation of millennials are having their political expectation, tendencies and views formed by this shite website

might buy an iphone lads

opinions?

>>70551419
There is literally nothing there. The countryside is empty and just 2nd homes for Londoners

The cities are poor and filled with chavs

>>70551419
>What jobs are down there??
astronomer

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come visit yankland

pls come

>>70551381
>Richard Peasland
Bet you got bullied in school lmao

>>70551454
the heart wants what the heart wants

need a bf

>>70551378
its miserable

a lot of the NEET loser types here would have been shamed into suicide long ago

>>70551476
>oct 2014
That plot is probably a Walmart now

you'll turn 40 years old someday

>>70551491
>>70551286
That isn't his name you complete retards, its the name of the person who uploaded the photosphere

>>70551491
You know that's the photographer's name right

>>70551476
no don't want to
>>70551454
alri deano

>>70551476
best midwestern area to visit?

also Washington (state) seems very comfy

a few years ago i would've rather lived in europe than america

merkel should be lynched

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Me

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>>70551534
why not?

>>70551540
never been unfortunately. would like to go

still an hour and a half until my deliveroo gets delivered

>>70551527
>>70551528
>implying he's not shilling his own photos
Don't reply to me again

>>70551142
Is that Chester?

scared of cycling on the road

>>70551571
>why not?
full of y*nks

Alri

>>70551476
Rather visit Canada for scenery/nature, rather visit pretty much any other country for culture

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>>70551584
>i've been to britain

i've never left the northeastern US (save for Florida)

>>70551476
don't like the grass

import some nice british grass and we'll talk

>>70551520
we'll see..

>>70551476
Got a goal gf in Vermont 2bh

>>70551476
I stayed in Mystic, CT for a week once

>>70551629
terrific post
hit the nail on the head

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The names Dick Pissland

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really REALLY R E A L L Y makes you think

>>70550108
she looks bizarre but i cant put my finger on why

>>70551571
you can tell from the bridge in the background that this image has been doctored to give a false sense of curvature

>>70551668
CT is where the chads live. Nice place if you have money

>>70551668
why

>>70551702
HAVENT I TOLD YOU CORRUPT MEDIAS IM A HINDU???

yanks have been utterly DESTROYED today
how are they brazen enough to keep posting here after these constant humiliations

>>70551708
that's Bear Mountain. you can look it up

>>70551715
It was quite nice, there wasn't much happening but it was pleasant

>>70551728
Was a family holiday, didn't choose where we stayed, we stayed in NYC for the other week though

>manager messaging me about work shit i need to do tomorrow

fuck off tell me when you're paying me

the company i work for had a good 2016 lads

grandad died today lads

he was a good lad, was in touch with him recently through written letters. he told me to not bother about shacking up with any women you meet in your 20s, kek.

>>70551668

i've been to greenwich

>>70551702
no way that's real
surely not?

>deanos are sending Dick Pissland a bunch of hateful messages RIGHT NOW

state

may release a shite within the hour

>>70551822
who

>>70550156
Detached garage is best because you can make noise in it with power tools without annoying your entire family.

Obama bombs upwards of 10 Muslim countries on a regular basis: not a word.

Trump temporarily halts immigration from a list of countries proposed BY Obama as terrorist threats: Everybody loses their mind!

>>70551822
How would you know unless you were him?

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Look how fucking crazed and insane they look

>>70551857
keep us posted
>>70551858
all me

got any spare change, maaan?

>>70551857
thanks for the update

>>70549677
Gave me an erection desu

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Why does Vancouver look so much like Asian cities (inb4 something about how it's 90% chinks)

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>25 (You)'s in this thread alone

>>70551886
spare money? never understood that

>>70551914
Because Condor Pacific (chinese company) is the main developer there

Bland, tasteless towers

Reckon American women are going to start wearing hijabs and shit in "solidarity" for Muslims. Slowly but surely they're going to all end up just full on Muslims.
It's probably the plan tbf. The muslims literally don't have to do anything to take over