/brit/

going to get stuck into gf2017 next week

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>>70534733
She sayd "After the rain comes the sun!".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBoz7OUeb9E

got the old suicide pangs again lads

need a bf who is NOT afraid of a little hemoglobin

really happy right now ngl

jan. get im

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>>70536226
follow your dreams

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jan/29/how-to-die-well

ah yes...

*bookmarks the page*

the unpaid one showing his wrath

cuz I'm the dirty worm hunter, the caterpillar killer
attitude just like ruthless cuban coke dealer
in miami
nothin but the money and the power

a deadly mix at six foot six im sorta like a tower

OR A TANKER
A MOTHERFUCKING IRAQ TANKER
OR BETTER YET A MOTHERFUCKING FORCE

>>70536220
name?

absolutely gorgeous

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The girlfriend

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>>70536245

Is it safe?

>>70536272
jenny frumdablok

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*makes a post pertaining to international cultures and languages*

it's weird how willys shoot cum out of them

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>>70536272
natalie austin

>>70536220
is there an album somewhere

really depend on coffee and a cigarette to better facillitate my morning shit. If I don't have both of those things, I will not have a proper shit until the afternoon. I have a feeling this is bad in some way. but I will continue in my ways like the good humanoid that i am. so as not to upset my routine

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lets all post pictures of our girlfriends

>>70536299
MR CHO GOAT

>>70536308
can i post my wife instead?

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>>70535758
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-29/turnbull-and-trump-talk-about-refugee-resettlement-deal/8220824
>US President Donald Trump has confirmed his administration will honour a refugee resettlement deal Australia made with the Obama administration.
Trump bows to Turnbull

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>>70536308

once again failed to fit in with the normies at work

>>70536291
no lie: a dickhead in my sec. school asked “do black men shoot black cum?”

>>70536302
Coffee is a mild laxative, always makes me want to poo as well

>>70536308
mine is skinnier and slightly better looking

going to break up though haha

Being a virgin in your late 20s is no fun at all.

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>>70536321
>talking in porn

>>70536278

following your dreams is completely ridiculous the vast majority of the time.

>>70536300
i have a 65mb one
will upload it if this post gets 27 (You)s (at least 5 unique flags)

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>>70536308

>>70536354
22 here, iktf

>>70536332
>>70536354
yeah haha....might have to take an umbrella....

*doesn't look up from phone*

>>70536302
>cigarette to better facilitate morning shit.
s-so it's not only me who feels this?

>>70536361
1

Lads why was the last thread deleted

>>70536346
It's because caffeine is a stimulant, makes your digestion work faster

Same with cocaine, you sniff and line and it makes you need a shit

>>70536354
Just hire an escort. I did when I was 25.

>>70536185
L O N D O N
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S E 5
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>>70536300
>>70536361
Just googled the file name
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5717101/Big-Naturals-Natalie-Austin-from-United-States

>>70536391
doens't really count though

do some people really look at places like bradford, luton and birmingham and say ah yes this is the britain? i literally cannot fathom why people are happy about sharia-esque enclaves popping up everywhere.
can anyone explain this to me?

millennial woes lads

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Time to fire up the old 'press

>>70536375
how do you have a picture of my gf?!

>>70536435
*the britain i want

oops

>>70536415
only a virgin would think like that

Does Trump own a golf course in Australia, would quite like to visit the U.S. one day but I'm not sure if he's going to ban us too

been wanking for a good 2 hours

based texans burning down a mosque.

>>70536446
Who the fuck wastes that much time making a coffee, just bung the shite in a mug and add hot water.

>>70536435

racist

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>racist

>>70536446
>not the inverted method

nah

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>>70536478
>instant coffee

>>70536449
not really

>>70536446
>>70536478
>he doesn't own a Jura

tragic state of affairs

*does a virgin post*

my life is incredibly dismal. i have this sick feeling in my chest and throat every day from the depression and regret.

>>70536478
tastes better obviously

unless you have had unprotected vaginal sex to completion with a virgin girl you are still a virgin

>>70536509
Kenco millicano isn't bad when there are no beans/grounds left.

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just saw a match.com ad on telly with 2 lesbians taking each other's tops off

>>70536467
are you /periodicallyswitchingbetween/brit/andpornbecauseadd/ too

>>70536477
good lads

>>70536526
what do you regret?

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>my life is incredibly dismal. i have this sick feeling in my chest and throat every day from the depression and regret.

>>70536391

Too scared. my anxiety is pretty severe.

>drinking coffee
>at all
Get a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea in you

Fucking yanks

Why exactly isn't Saudi Arabia on Trumps list of banned countries? Literally, the absolute worst of the bunch.

>>70536524
>spending ~£500 on something which makes the same quality coffee as something with costs £20

lol good one

>>70536447
bought her on the bazaar mate

>>70536524
Aeropress unironically makes a nicer brew

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>>70536435
broken britain innit

>rod lover arena

>>70536566
had a black tea yesterday because I ran out of milk

tasted ok but made me feel a little sick

Only 12 views on my Snapchat story lads

>>70536549
yes and other boards

>>70536478

>instant coffee

absolute surefire sign of a runt

every time the thread updates and i scroll down it's just full of (You)'s

Would you shag are May?

>>70536523
nah definitely

obvious ur a virgin

>>70536567
why is Iran on it and not Afghanistan?

I don't think he thought this one through

getting drunk in the middle of the day again lads

>>70536566
>Yanks

Europeans more renowned for coffee than yanks. I drink tea too. What the fuck is lipton black tea?

>>70536616
t. 'lost' his virginity to an escort

>>70536606
probably

People at work unironically bring in aeropresses because our coffee machine is shite

>falling for the caffeine jew
can't wait for society to collapse. All these drones with their addictions won't be able to cope while I'll be in my element

>ywn relive 2009
>ywn relive 2014
>mfw it's only going to get worse from here

>>70536571
>£500

would not let something that cheap touch my lips

Jura's go for about a grand

>>70536578
bullshit

Love playing Sunday league football, but do NOT love the chavs that I have to play against. Just had the whole bloody council estate shouting and swearing at me and telling me they're going to cut me after the game, and this is one of the friendlier teams in the league too.

>>70536643
>What the fuck is lipton black tea
Rasheed

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Having a threesome with these two skets later on

business idea: knock down council estates

>>70536606
yeah but not seriously

>>70536616
>a girl willingly has sex with me without needing to be paid
>you pay a girl because otherwise they wouldn't go near you
>I'm the virgin
ok mate

>>70536644
not him but really theres not much wrong with it
It would probably be a better experience then losing it to some slag when you're both locked

why is this fat Yank twat just making up rubbish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EekI4rBg9_U&feature=youtu.be&t=4m19s

>>70536675
bet they stink

>>70536640
mee to desu

what you drinking

>>70536656
Had to replace my cocaine addiction with a caffeine addiction desu

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>>70536680
THIS i can get behind

>>70536680
counter business idea: I knock down your jaw

>reset my tinder
>wait two weeks for a match
>it's a girl I went on two dates with an didn't talk to again

>check my OKC
>some girl messages me saying 'ayo c:'
>she lives 40km away

Give me a break lads

Why do people keep saying trumps immigration ban is illegal?

>>70536656
this desu

I'm going to pillage so fucking many tins of beans and get away with it

got my eye on a cheeky set of lorica segmentata down the museum too

>>70536692
dont think i could deal with the shame afterward

>>70536704
cans of stella artois, you?

>>70536586
>UK waterpark makes people wear islamically appropriate clothing

??

that is not real.

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>work tomorrow
>and the day after
>and the day after
>and the day after
>and the day after
>and the week after
>and the month after
>and the year after
>and the decade after
>and the decade after
>and the decade after
>and the decade after

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>>70536566
uwæt

>Germany is allowed to post in a thread for Brits
errrrrrrrr hello, would our great-grandparents like this??

>>70536738
ikr

as if the UK has waterparks

I took my Aeropress camping with me last week. Was pretty good having hot coffee with me in the snowy mountains.

Tunisians are the heaviest drinkers in the Maghreb region, says a report published by the World Health Organization

With a consumption of approximately 26.2 liters per year, Tunisians’ intake of alcoholic beverages exceeds that of the Russians (22.30), the British (13.80), the Germans (14.70) and the Polish (24.20).

>>70536728
because they don't like him

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the felxi-gf

>>70536749

wish i had a permanent job

>take acid the past 3 weekends
>couldn't remember my card PIN

ah yes

>>70536760
>his grandparents were too young for WW2

>>70536721

>40km

thats not that far unless you're some runt without a car

Really wish I liked coffee. There's something really comfy about having a mug of hot black coffee or sitting in a diner and a waitress pouring a pot of hot coffee into your cup.

But I fucking hate coffee. It's not fair. I'm stuck with dainty faggot tea

>>70536749
Pish off ya sadsack

doing an aeropress

>>70536749
arbeit macht frei

literally NOWT wrong with instant coffee

OKcupid is full of fat rotters

>>70536738
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3123154/Anger-water-park-Stoke-Trent-bans-bikinis-women-night-Muslims-visitors-cover-Islamically-appropriate-attire.html

>>70536762
Ireland has 1 waterpark
its indoors though

>>70536755
Always thought Australians drank way more coffee than us desu

>>70536812
Mate even with a car that's an easy 70-90m trip one way

>>70536814
try it with a little honey. i think they pair perfectly.

https://vapefiend.co.uk/boundless-cfx-vape

Thoughts lads

Held my hand under running cold water while peeing, felt amazing.

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>>70536814
yank diners are cosy

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>>70536749

>>70536738
you underestimate how pathetic this country is

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485395064907.webm

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What Rosenberg is behind all these Lloyds adverts

>>70536876
What business does a bank have promoting lgbtqilmnop things? It's a fucking bank

imagine taking xanax every day for years fucking hell

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wife just sent me this

>>70536814
drank it with chocolate milk in at first to make it sweeter and over time you just start to hate that so you end up just drinking black

>>70536894
it's not promoting lgbtnjkgsa things

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>Well well Anon, looks like you're the only guy here now! There's 4 of us and 1 of you, do you think you can handle that? Haha

>work tomorrow
>and the day after
>and the day after
>and the day after
>and the day after
>no work
>no work
>then work
>then work
>then work
>then work
>then work
>no work
>no work

>>70536875
fake tits are disgusting

>>70536865
fun fact: the same guy voiced tyler and lucas

>>70536876

euston makes me feel ill
so dark and dingy

>>70536909
>cums in 5 seconds
>24hr refractory period
ah yes

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husband just sent me this

>>70536909
"no, all but number 2 sod off"

>>70536913
They look like a fun novelty - imagine playing them like bongos

>>70536852

no its 40km one way. 80km return. a bit over an hours drive on decent roads return trip

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I work three days a week

watching the ol 'rean 'smrfu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xla2AB0YfXc

>>70536749
resign and move to isle of man
>>70536802
I have an exam for that in two weeks

>>70536916
can't member much of the story but it change my appreication of video games forever

>>70536904
yanks do this shit then say they're not addicted

>>70536906
>drank it with chocolate milk in at first to make it sweeter
fuck sake

>>70536930
You can avoid the refractory period if you hold your breath while ejaculating and some seconds after

>tfw I will NEVER fly business class let alone upper class

Fucking hate my life

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>>70536928
Used to be alright

>>70536965
its a pretty common thing here desu i just can't think of the name

>>70536978
you can if you know how to cheat the system

Just saw some sadcunt taking a picture of an advert in the train station

>>70536959
it was the first game I played on my first PC
it has a special place in my heart, despite what people say

>>70536943
Yes anon, it's a 40km trip

Which in this area takes 70-90m, which means anywhere up to a 3hr return trip

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the doggo

What areas of London should be avoided? Tower Hamlets obviously, where else?

>>70536982
'Euston be alright'

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)

>>70537012
London

Anyone else slowly getting off Mr Trump's wild ride?

Turns out hes a bit too much of a madman for me. I admire his honesty but with the wall actually going ahead and this retarded ban on select countries i'm thinking he might not last the year.

>>70537010
vile little creature

morning lads
time to waste another day

>>70536978
I'll be happy if I never have to fly again. Flew at least 3 to 4 times a year while growing up, grew to hate it deeply.

>>70536973
don't believe you

>>70537012
Croydon, Tottenham, bits of South London

Tower Hamlets isn't *that* bad. Its being fixed up, it also has Canary Wharf

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still no photos of her grave online

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Reading the latest Natty G

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Thoughts?

>>70536814
Try iced black coffee

>>70537012
Tottenham

just stick to zone 1 and you can't go wrong

>>70537012
North London
East London
West London
Sarf Landan

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The gatto as they call it.

>>70537030
Reminds me of the Onion article about the increasingly nervous man

>>70537049
Stop posting this

>>70537050
The current Editor-in-Chief of the National Geographic Magazine is Susan Goldberg.[1]

>>70537044
Yeah I was telling a lie there. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

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>>70537012

most of east and north london is in the worst 10% of the UK for crime

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>>70537067

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>>70537077
german surnames != jewish

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wish it were the 90s again lads

>>70537068

That was a good article but the message was different

>>70537012
Honestly, most of it. Only central london is worth visiting, and only once.

>>70537088
This map is shit and awfully exaggerated

Completely false

>>70537080
i can but i shan't

i-i-if I get doubles will one of you lads give a kiss

only has to be a peck

>>70537045
Which areas of South London? I'm going to be working near Tower Bridge, not sure where the best area for me to live will be. Want somewhere that is both cheap and not full of criminals.

>>70537107
Hate insecure teenage women desu, she probably panicked for days about that comment

>>70537012
hint: west london best london

>>70537137
all of it

>>70537134
*grabs you by the waist and pashes you*

not replying to this distance/time illiterate runt directly anymore

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>>70537107
Christ

>>70537137
I linked you that race map 100 times yet you still ask me this question

>cheap and not full of criminals.
this is not possible you mug

>>70537119

Butthurt london paki
https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/english-indices-of-deprivation-2015

>>70537141
I would fucking panic too if some sneaky runt tried to publicly 'partner' me in a public area

Check out of the front page of urbandictionary.com see if you can find a pattern in the definitions!

>>70537104
Message was the exact same as in your post

Just because Trump is the president now doesn't mean he's going to stop doing mad things. You say that he won't last the year but he will - I imagine by the end of this year a repeat of the 1933 Enabling Act would be in force

>>70537137

london is a crime ridden shithole

Automatically ignore any criticism of London, it means nothing to me

How can a Northerner living in filth and shit, surrounded by chavs and mosques, try to speak up to someone who lives in the second greatest city in the world?

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daughter just sent me this

I'm a sociopath

>>70537170
Link it again lad, I'm moving next week and I still haven't found a place to stay. Every time I ask it's because I find a property I like in a certain area, and then something goes tits up with the deal and I have to start looking again. Thoughts on Dulwich? Found a comfy studio flat there for less than £600pcm.

>>70537107
The lad looks gay desu

London is possibly the safest city in Britain

>>70536185
>hows /gf2017/ going edition
ask yer mum

ya boiiii

>>70537211
Prove it!

london is scared of Birmingham's growth

I'm a bastard, but at least I'm forward about it.

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The Second Greatest City in the World

>>70537202

There is less than a 40% chance this poster is white

There's nothing wrong with this, it's just interesting.

>>70537192

Oh I see where you're coming from. I meant that the message was from an anti-Trumper who was becoming increasingly nervous.

I still find myself having to defend Trump in social circles because of how reactionary everyone is about him. But I do think he's doing more harm than good with his first few decisions

>>70537012
tower hamlets is great

>>70537260
pakis ruin everything

>live in London
>don't even live in a great area
>never seen an act of crime
>never been a victim of crime
>friends have never been victims of crime
>neighbours have never been victims of crime
>heard of people who go to cities like Manchester for uni and end up getting mugged on the first day

Reminder London is the safest city in Britain

I had a nightmare last night where I was back in secondary school again
and everyone was hitting on my sister and telling me about it
and then everyone was staring at me

woke up in a cold sweat and I think I may have screamed?

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Why does every good TV or film franchise have to be turned into a money whore?

Classic Song here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q
Who remembers it?

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th' 'f

>>70537277
Nice anecdote but it's statistically and factually untrue.

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>>70537203
hmmm

what if we

yes

yes it's ALIIIIVE

Is it worth it to use Tinder or should I pick up girls at the bar like a classic person?

>>70537203
why are her tits upside down

>>70537290
such as?

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>>70537290
to appease the jew

>>70537328
star wars

>>70537222
No idea but its far south so it will have bad transport links

>>70537277
I went to Exeter uni and got attacked by a group of female chavs on my first day. Just walking into town minding my own business, then they pushed one of my friends over a hedge and when I went in to break it up and stop him swinging for them, they all started punching and scratching me. Wish I'd just heemed them desu, but I just stood there and took it for a bit then ran off laughing. Bit weird really, didn't really even see any other chavs in the city for the rest of my 3 years there, it's a pretty safe place.

>>70537328
what is underboob

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>>70537305
>like a classic person

not sure i like this habit of sovereign nations conducting business their own way 2bh.

Hello lads, classic person here

AMA

>>70537346
lord of the rings with the hobbit

>>70537370
>Exeter

That's supposed to be one of the 'nicer' cities
What a shithole the rest of Britain is

>>70537393
Harry Potter with the FIVE fucking Fantastic Beasts movies

Do not reply to this post.

>>70537393
tbf if they didn't make money off of it they wouldn't be able to make more.

why do muslims never get called out on their misogyny, intolerance and other questionable behaviour?

>>70537436
oh my gosh anon, how can you be so ignorant and islamophobic in 2017?!

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>>70537423
*replies*

>>70537436
because lefties are hypocritical

Indians are really bitter about Britain

Reckon if you asked the average pajeet he'd say he wanted us all dead

>>70537436
we did have 2 people who did that, one was killed and the other was moved to the usa for her safety

>>70537416
Yeah, and to be fair it does deserve that reputation, as it is a fairly nice and comfy city. The only other undesirables I saw in town were a few meth addict types, but you'll get those in every city.

>>70537473
good think they're all integrated, act civilised and hate Islam

>>70537422
My mum liked the first Fantastic Beasts

really bored and really fucking lonely lads, what do you all do to find friends

>>70537416
>That's supposed to be one of the 'nicer' cities

no its not. its historically always been fairly deprived and working class - only a bit better than plymouth. The south west has been ignored by the rest of the country for decades. Its only in the last 15 years or so that theres been lots of redevelopment.

t. from Exeter

eating teevee snacks

>>70537473
Indians in India actually like Brits.

>>70537363
15-20 minutes direct train to London Bridge every 10 minutes in the morning. Would prefer something more central, but it's all ridiculously expensive and tiny apartments.

worried the tower bridge lad is going to move to a shit area with his low budget and chat shit about London for 4 years

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>it's a "my mum and sister are arguing about brexit while I try to make lunch" episode

VERY distracting

>>70537538
the scaling on that is fucking terrible

>>70537538
Makes you think.

>>70537551
lad people live in places like Reading and commute into London everyday

mo farah btfo.

thats what you get for pretending to be british while being somalian and living in america. fucking retard.

>>70537562
There are no shit areas in London. Literally everywhere looks like a scene out of Love Actually with attractive, wealthy white British people everywhere

>>70537538
How did Spain reach America when they have to sail around Africa, through asia and then either straight across the pacific or along the coast?

Mind boggles

never seen a fanny in real life

>>70537562
I'm aware that I've been banging on about this for the last week or so, so hopefully I'll just shut up about it when I actually do move. Probably just restrain myself to a bit of shitposting every now and then. Can't make any promises over the next week though, probably going to spam /brit/ nonstop desu.

>>70536928
Agree, it NEEDS to be razed to the ground.

>>70536982
The pubs in the two gate houses are great tbqh....'The Euston Tap'.

>>70537573
There are a ton of projections of world maps and none are perfect you doopin negroid

>>70537597
wtf I love london now

The brown man shall inherit the United Kingdom

>>70537260
>second

Also why keep going on about E&C....whole place will look brand new within 5 years.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4167632/Don-t-call-pregnant-patients-mothers.html

>the British Medical Association has told NHS doctors not to call pregnant women "expectant mothers", in case the term offends transgender people.

absolute STATE of this country

my best chance of ever seeing a vagina will be if i ever have a niece

>>70537593
kek

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>>70537707

>>70537707
this offends ME

>A small shopping area just yards from London's Olympic Park is the nation's crime hotspot - with around one offence every five hours.

>A total of 158 crimes were recorded in Meridian Square, Stratford in April, putting it more than 50 offences ahead of the next highest postcode area.

Hmm, yes, the safe paradise of Londo- *gets stabbed, gang raped and mugged by a pack of Somali men*

>>70537744
large up meridian dan

>>70537744
>ever going to Stratford

fucking lmao

>>70537707
wtf i voted for brexit to get away from this shit

Someone give me some food for thought

>>70537744
Probably just shop lifting

been with gf for 4 months now

>>70537707
why would i offend transgender people? i dont understand

need need need more ravers in the uk

Meridian Dan is shagging Lily Allen lol

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Lads I'm not sure what's going on

Help

walked through a shit part of Stratford at 3am and nothing happened to me

crime statistics are made up by dumb rorkes

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NEED a jewish gf

OI OI I'M STARVING

http://www.strawpoll.me/12223990
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>>70537797
Transgender women don't have a womb so can't get pregnant, but they can be mothers.

Therefore calling cis-women expectant mothers is divisive language that is out of date and should be out of use

>>70537820
just googled him and wondered why hes wearing a hat in every photo. then i found one where he isn't and he's a baldy twat. haha what an insecure baby.

>>70537850
>even considering buying shit-tier halal food or giving money to muslims

neck yourself

>>70537797
>The controversial advice to doctors in hospitals and general practice comes just weeks after it emerged that a Briton who was born a girl but is changing to a man put his operation on hold to have a baby.

>Four-months pregnant Hayden Cross, 20, is legally male and has had hormone treatment but not sex-change surgery.

so basically """men""" can give birth now so they're not expectant mothers per se

>>70537883
fuck off he can eat what he wants

remember when Lovefilm was actually a competitor to Netflix

if you see man driving a german whip

>>70537883
if you're against halal slaughter you should just be a vegan

This guy needs to be put in the ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=708mjaHTwKc

fuck sakes....

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>>70537885

What's this cum refractory period meme? Are you telling me you have to wait a certain period of time more than a few minutes before you can cum again?

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.

>>70537515
burnthouse lane is literally the only 'bad' area. and it's not even bad

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>there are gay men who have had sex with a woman and i haven't

>sweet and sour chicken balls
>Duck fried rice
>Prawn crackers

Is there anything better than Chinese? Indian cannot compete

>>70537929
don't even know what that is

>>70537937
think you need to do some research

>>70537883
Do one mate, you rorke pleb.

>>70537957
bet she's got a right minging fanny

eating sour beans in red sauce with grilled bread

>>70537975
fuck off

>>70537933
>>70537948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkQJ0SjXOo#t=24s

Are Boris Bikes now called Sadiq Cycles?