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Arse edition
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>>70534055
alright dani daniels
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chebs are the thinking man's preference
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>>70534041
Too cowardly a people to make a big decision like that 2bh
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nth for neoclassical architecture
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business idea: take the bankers bonuses and give it to the refugees
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How's 2017 celibacy going lads?
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What does fucking an arse feel like?
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nth for Philip Zimbardo
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>australian brappost incoming
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nth for Rochdale Town Hall
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>>70534068
rasheed
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ah yes beautiful victorian england
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>>70534104
bags of sand
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this one made me think
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>>70534092
neoromanesque is top tier
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morning chaps, feel less hungover than I aught to but definitely a little bit guilty about last night.
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>>70534117
No really
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>>70534112
>this bad bit means there's no good bits

ahh yes
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>>70534104
dno not gay
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>arguing against historic architecture

this can only be our resident Jew
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Screeching
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country halls? big fan
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>another ameican o.p.
this must stop consecutively happening.
>>70533937
give source on this, please.
it reads like it can be true, but also possibly is bait.
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hmm
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>>70534158
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>>70534158
not sure why this is so funny
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business idea: knock down old buildings and make new ones

old buildings are old and full of stinky things haha
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>>70534088
did they fuck ?

>>70534108
although I despise your anglican heretical cult I must admit this is a beautiful building
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Are modern architects just lazy? Are builders charging too much? Why can't town planners make buildings look more like >>70534108
>>70534126
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thinking
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>>70534197
it's racist mate
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>>70534186
grim
I'd rather live in a soviet commieblock
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>>70534158
I don't understand why people in this country are so willing to pay these prices for such shit
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>>70534186
I kind of like that one, it's detached so you wouldn't have neighbour noise to listen to.
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>>70534197
Why? Because it's immensely expensive. Brutalism caught on partially because it was so much cheaper than such ornate architecture.
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>>70534135
It's super tight for the first inch or so but then it's cavernous

Fanny feels much better
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>>70534197

architects have to work within a budget set by the developer.
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>>70534088
liberal media bangin' on about how "he grabbed her hand like a man fearing for his own life". I honestly don't see anything like that. I think he was just being courteous to the leader of a national ally.
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fascinating
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north yorkshire country halls? big fan
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>>70534069
>>70534055
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56b4c15880af6
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sturdy
robust
trustworthy
english
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>>70534263
>>70534243
>>70534210
christ this is depressing
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Is it gay to fuck a transsexual??

I'm not talking about """Monica""" or some man in a wig, but like somebody who looks and sounds 100% female but just happens to have a soft feminine penis.
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>>70534260
That front courtyard needs some kind of central pond or something
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>>70534197
https://vimeo.com/103665136

Designers designed purely for function instead of buildings people want to be in or be around
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>>70534260
wonder how rich you had to be back in the day to build one of these
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hm
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>>70534281
ikr, more of that old shit needs to go ASAP!!!
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interesting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iriNIKeBLY&feature=youtu.be

/brit/ talks about architecture
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>>70534283
>is shagging a man gay?

hmm real head scratcher mate.
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>>70534308
This. Why can't old European cities into skyscrapers?
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>people actually pay £120,000 for a house where if you open the kitchen door you fill the entire kitchen

Why don't people just say "no, fuck off. I'm not paying so much for that shit". The housing bubble is partly due to people being so stupid
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pre-war London was unbelievably beautiful, so was the rest of Britain

interesting how an entire country can be turned into an ugly mess in about 70 years
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you lads need anything?

gotta go to the store and chuck 10 bob on the leccy card
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Why do the roads and pavements look so shit compared to the old photos?
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>>70534380
Regulations and the state ruin everything. Painting rules all over the roads with bright yellow, cheap Tarmac that crumbles every two years
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>>70534380
Because most of it hasn't been updated since the 60s/70s

New redevelopment projects use better looking stuff, but that's limited to a few town centres and London
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>>70534343
>613 sq ft

really have to applaud those designers for fitting a 2-up 2-down in less square footage than the typical 1-bedroom apartment in denmark
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going to farm foods you lads want owt
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this building's quite nice
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ah yes lets see what todays trending subleddits are

hmm
yes... yes..
impeachtrump, trump for prison and march against trump

very interesting
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When did we lose our sense of vision?
How could those in control become so out of step with so many Englishmen who felt powerless to resist the destruction of their towns?
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>>70534324
why didn't he do sumting about it den!?
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>>70534343
because where do they live in the meantime?

to live with relatives is pathetic for a Deano/Chad and to they see rent as money down the drain
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Americans should only be allowed to live in America for 1 generation then they should be forced to leave and a new set of immigrants replace them
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who /s8 stock/
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>>70534431
where's the greggs in that photo?
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>>70534102
failed :/
only managed 1 day
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>>70534266
oooh you sneaky little spudnigger, you made me chuckle, take this (you) and be gone.
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>>70534125
>>70534263
>>70534243

jesus, why would someone do this? Were the architects high on cocaine or something?
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Reckon the St Pancras Station is the most beautiful building in Britain
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Is arse related to cars?
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>>70534232
Hmmm how does it affect their mood
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Say it loud. Say it clear. Johnny Foreigners are not welcome here.
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>>70534433
He has royal limits on him, can't have those who are born into a position of such privilege exerting excessive power now, can we?
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>>70534464
Wait, how did the cars get on the upper level?
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Say it loud. Say it clear. Pakis are not welcome here.
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>>70534380
>hat's limited to a few town centres

this. we don't use good stone paving except for landmark areas like town centres. everywhere else gets cheap tarmac and concrete and then where they do spend money people just spit gum and cigarette butts on it
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>>70534343
Horrendous
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>>70534474
yeah he's his father
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>>70534450
tl;dr WW2
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trump got btfo by supreme judge
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>>70534500
there's a slipway further down
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harnessing the orgone energy
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>>70534494
ought to just abolish the monarchy or give it all the power 2bh
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Ah yes, the winner of the Royal Institute of British Architects' coveted 2016 RIBA Stirling Prize for the UK’s best new building
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The British committed worse crimes in Germany

Go to any German city and look at how appalling everything looks
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>>70534555
or somewhere in between
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nicest 6 buildings in the uk last year according to RIBA lads
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>>70534558
that looks nice for its purpose.
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>>70534551
nope
https://www.dhs.gov/news/2017/01/29/department-homeland-security-response-recent-litigation#
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>>70534566
everything the DDR built was a mistake
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>>70534554
cloudbusting is a great song
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>>70534566
yeah but they deserved it
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actually a bit mental what ol' TBF (Toilet Bog Fart) has done there
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some uplifting news, these are all newly built

http://www.qftarchitects.com/projects/
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>>70534594
thats good. at least none of them are stupid postmodern designs that has nothing to do with anything
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>>70534602
Grim.
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>>70534622
VERY uncreative

rorkist architecure firm
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>>70534651
steinbeck
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>>70534622
big fan

can we petition the government to ban development of anything not in this style
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>>70534610
Thanks
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>>70534555
The good thing is none of them are politically aligned. Better than having president Paddy Ashdown, Blair or Brown to represent all the Union's people.
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>>70534604
they will say anything to make the government look strong
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>>70534617
whats that then?
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>>70534622
but in places where I can't see them
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>>70534602
thats not even expensive. and its detached and its got a garden
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>>70534669
>>70534669
the ban
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Places like Eton and Bath have redevelopment projects that are mostly historic
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Got a week off work lads and nothing to do in it. Thinking of trying to find somewhere kimi no na wa is airing in the UK and go see it. Don't think it's still in any cinemas though.
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how long till you ask a girl for a coffee?

I've been talking for about 3 days now cba to wait
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hop in
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in berlin
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need a job
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>>70534700
fascinating
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>>70534606
danke schön, radikal Wessi.
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somebody once told me
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>>70534709
just ask her if she prefers costa or the 'bucks
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>>70534055
Arse too big
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>>70534712
that's one spacious london apartment, how much is rent per week on it?
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>>70534699
ah yes stop pakis coming into your own country because theirs is full of terrorists and smelly barbarians. mental that, should have open borders around the globe I reckon
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*steps outside of London*
ah yes
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>VERY attractive girl staring at me with 'fuck me' eyes and kissing my neck and trying to kiss me in the smoking area last night
>tfw have gf

END IT

Took her number... :S
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>>70534485
Some girls like it but most don't so for those that do it puts them in a good mood like regular sex does
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>>70534749
only 350 lad
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>May: Anyone with dual citizenship in britain should be exempt from Trumps ban

why exactly?
Are part british people automatically not terrorists?
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brexiters are going to be crying soon and wishing things were back to normal

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38787371
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>>70534762
the two aren't equivalent
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>>70534088
Actually find this quite sweet
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>>70534766
when you're gf eventually cheats on your and exhibits not an ounce of remorse or regret you'll be sorry you didn't take each opportunity when it came
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>>70534787
the world is ending soon anyway
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right THAT'S IT.

EVERYONE is banned EVERYONE is a terrorist
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out with the old biddies today lads wonder if one will set me up with their granddaughter
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>>70534801
nice argument you've got there
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I cannot die happily unless they tear down elephant & castle shopping centre
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>>70534787
there was a boom?
fuck, I missed it
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This might not be just UK related but I am just curious why is far left ideology not held in the same contempt as the far right? By far left I mean Communists, people that are anti private property, people that seek the destruction of nation states, support class war, that want a centralised economy etc. and by far right I mean racists, ethnic nationalists, anti minority rights etc.
The far left spread horrors across the globe for most of the 20th century but for some reason it hasn't been thrown in the dustbin of history like fascism has despite repeatedly proving it doesn't work and causes misery for the people that live under it, it is a funny joke on This Week when Diane Abbott defends Mao rather than a major scandal. Why is this
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>>70534809
Really doubt she would do that fampai, we're on shakey ground though and almost ended it last week
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY
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why are syrian migrants our problem
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My post will EXPLODE and kill all of you unless the man who posts below me has a British flag

This is /brit/, so that request should be easy enough
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>>70534841
why do you think it's fair that someone who was born in Iraq but hasn't lived there since is now banned from the country they hold a green card in
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just woke and the gf is lying next to me

she smells so nice

feels amazing having her warm, soft skin against mine
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>>70534815
well just imagine how bad it will be now
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>>70534842
Planning application has been submitted, they plan to demolish the current one by 2018.
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find it weird and pathetic when yanks are like hurr im 8months and 5 days sober blah blah

who counts that shit to the day, youre clearly still obsessed with drugs or booze

also watching charmed the other day and there was this scene where a guy at the bar drank 3(three) drinks in an hour and she was like "if he has another we'll have to send him to an AA meeting"

like fuck off ya melts
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>>70534882
What does she smells like
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Ah yes, "the help"
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>>70534875
we have an obligation to help if we can
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>>70534830
bargain
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>>70534844
hehe
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>>70534882
chuffed for you mate
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taking a shit lads
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mid 20th century department stores make the best buildings
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>>70534882
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>>70534898
>we'll have to send him to an AA meeting

Why? Did he drive home?
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oi lads i'm going to mcdonalds what do yas want
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>>70534875
we did drop a few cheeky bombs on them tbf
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some people say that abortion is murder but they don't react as strongly to it as they would the murder of a young child
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>>70534898
have never encountered this
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>have you started lifting?

It's happening boys
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>>70534938
sausage and egg
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>>70534898
>find it weird and pathetic when yanks are like hurr im 8months and 5 days sober blah blah

but loads of ex-alcoholics count the days
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>>70534930
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why are anglos such nonces?
is noncery the natural state of man?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcairn_Islands#Sexual_assault_trials_of_2004

>This accounted for nearly a third of the male population
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>>70534881
should have become a citizen
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>>70534930
the kadewe is really nice
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>>70534938
10 quid on the leccy card and a sundae m8
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>>70534938
cornetto
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>>70534935
no, they were implying he had too much to drink
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President Trump's ban on refugees and immigrants from certain countries is shameful and cruel.

The USA has a proud history of welcoming and resettling refugees. The President can't just turn his back on this global crisis - all countries need to play their part.

While every country has the right to set its own immigration policies, this new policy flies in the face of the values of freedom and tolerance that the USA was built upon.

I'm pleased that the Prime Minister has now said she and the government do not agree with President Trump's policy, which will affect many British citizens who have dual nationality, including Londoners born in countries affected by the ban.

As Mayor, I will work with the government on behalf of Londoners affected. As a nation that, like the USA, values tolerance, diversity and freedom, we cannot just shrug our shoulders and say: "It's not our problem."
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>>70534899
perfume and warmth

>>70534927
>>70534934
thanks lads
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>>70534971
feck off wanker they're not doing that past 10:30am

what do the rest of yas want?
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>>70534938
chicken legend with bacon
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>>70534979
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>£1.2 billion

cannot fabricate
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>>70534850
Because the media, education system and a lot of the civil service is very left wing.
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>>70534882
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>>70534881
why do you think the world is run on whats fair or not
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>>70534938
Had that for din-dins last night

Double cheeseburger, bbq chicken bacon burger, medium fries, tap water. £4.17

Almost gave the cheeseburger to a homeless loooking guy in there, but wanted to eat it so gave him a £2 coin instead. Regretted this shortly after.
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>>70535014
all day brekky cunt
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>>70535005
are khan

good thing he can show some leadership now that may has shown just how spineless she is
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lol Mao
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don't enjoy this fetishism for old buildings
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>>70535023
>20,000 new homes

Justified
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>>70534985
>Criminals turn out to be terrible people
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>>70534987
next time on you go on holiday for a jolly become a citizen then pal
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Cut myself shaving
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>>70535056
I'm not suffering
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>>70535023

tunnels are incredibly expensive
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>>70535052
reported to the chinese government
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lads

i feel a sexual attraction to theresa may

why?!
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>>70535034
we have codified laws on what's 'fair' mate they're called laws you fucking sponge
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>>70535005
honestly sickens me when nonwhites use "we" and "us" as if they're part of our countries
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So glad we got our sovereignty back from the EU so we could suck up to the US even more!
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any craic?
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M8 of mine keeps bringing his incredibly annoying gf to all our lads outings. Fuck knows why but whenever he shows up she's always in fucking tow, I swear she's not got any fucking friends of her own or something.
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Britain in 2050:
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on a Street View tour of Birmingham


so depressing to see half the people are pakis now
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Which country are you lads going to eject to if this one falls apart?
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Australia in 2050: Britain
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>honestly sickens me when nonwhites use "we" and "us" as if they're part of our countries
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>>70535075
strawman. when did I say you should have to have a citizenship to go from any country to any other for any amount of time? not sure I did
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What are your top 3 emotions?
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>>70535122
>bringing a gf to lad outings

what a whipped runt
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>>70535143
Canada
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>>70535122
just have a word to your m8.

took my missus to the cricket once and the lads said to me on the quiet that it was a lads day and why did I bring her.

Didn't even know what I was doing
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>>70535102
laws and rights don't apply to non-citizens in the same way in the US
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>>70535149
lol triggered mudperson
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>>70535143
Working on moving to yankland desu
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>>70535155
Live Laugh Love
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>>70535121
bout to hit this badboy
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>>70535151
that's what the ban covers you clown, that's the whole basis for this discussion
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>>70535155
Suicidal
Sadness
Regret
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>>70535155
happiness
joy
homolust
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>>70535156
>>70535169
It wouldn't be so bad if she was a laugh or normal but she's one of those fucking tumblr le nerd girl retards who thinks everything and everyone is sexist and racist.

It's a typical case of a bloke putting up with some real retarded shit just because he's desperate for a shag.
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>lol triggered mudperson
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>>70535181
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Donald Trump's ban doesn't cover countries he has business interests in

People here are defending this hahahahahaha
Underage retards
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>>70535096
Because you know under her strict suits is a shapely body, pale, soft and warm with good hips that invite you to grab them. Because her icy stare pierces right through you and pricks your soul, and the only thing you want to do is prick back, hard.
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the gf
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>>70535210
Thanks for keeping me up to date on the issues.
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>>70535176
Isn't that incredibly difficult?
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kings cross looking real nice
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>>70535186
are you telling me that as a british citizen I would have to become a citizen of the USA to visit new york for a week?
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lel
i'm literally banned from going to the US
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>>70535155
the weird feeling you get when you suddenly understand something really complex

the achy feeling in your chest when you really like someone who likes you back

coming in a fanny after a really good shag
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>>70535252
rasheed
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Can someone give me a rundown on the bogpill?
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why dont muslims realise that no one likes them.
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need to get shredded by may lads so i can get a full body wax and look good at the pool
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>>70535240
agree

the pengest redevelopment
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>>70535272
going to heaven is more important than being liked
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>>70535274
>going to the pools in winter
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>>70535201
talk to the other lads and see what they reckon imo. if they are all sick of her, tell him quietly that you want it to just be a lads night and try to avoid telling him he's dating a runt.
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>>70535274
Me too, too bad I'm a fat sack of shit right now so it might be a big ask.
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>>70535143
I'm just going to stay here desu, what could possibly go wrong?
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Have a fetish where someone else kills and eats me
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>>70535294
heaven doesn't exist though.
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>>70535251
no, but if trump extended the ban to people from the UK for example then you would
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>>70535288
battersea looks like a mess though
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>>70535274
>get a full body wax and look good at the pool
Christ mate are you some kind of fucking faggot?
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is there anything more sad than an aging woman desperately trying to maintain her looks?
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>>70535326
Know a German bloke who will help you fulfill it if you'd like la
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>>70535264

>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
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reminder that opening your third eye leads to allah
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>>70535272
I dunno but they've all got a massive chip on their shoulders.

>>70535296
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>>70535327
that's just what you think though, an opinion isn't the same as a fact even if everyone repeats it a hundred times

it might well exist and maybe these lads are worried about getting there
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>>70535341
Love this, especially when they still try and aim well above their looks like they could when they were 18-22.
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>>70535339
no mate i'm going for what girls want
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>>70535334
I know that you fucking imbecile

if more terrorist attacks happen on our soils than in fucking syria he has every right to
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just thought of a really good post but forgot it almost instantly

so i'm posting this instead
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>>70535341
mid to late 30's women who know full well that the clock is in final countdown so peruse nightclubs for any dick they can get in the hopes that it will turn into something close to love
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reminder
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Business idea: everyone who is born starts in prison so that they learn to appreciate free life
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>>70535351
>bog bang

dying
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>>70535378
>i'm going for what girls want
haha yeah like you know what girls want you fat cunt.
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>>70535384
absolute state of you lmao

"thanks for taking away my rights Mr Trump - I love you! I'm not a terrorist but I could be! stay safe MAGA :)))"
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>>70535388
tell me where to find them
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>>70535373
>spending precious time worry about inconsequential nothingness (that probably doesn't exist)
bunch of retards 2bh.
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>>70535336
it could be better

but at least the utter shitload of luxury flats will take some pressure off the rest
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>>70535354
I know a lad who fell and got a concussion and when he woke up he said he seen allah and started going to a mosque
he stopped after a while though
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>>70535396
Life is a prison, death is freedom.
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>>70535414
i wasn't always fat mate i only became fat after i fell for the SS+GOMAD gimmick
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anyone got that webm of that muzzie saying that its just a coincidence ISIS calls for the same things as them
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>>70535446
yeah
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>>70535424
they're pure runts lad. m8 of mine gets with them for banter and they will literally follow us from club to club to try and go home with him or one of us.

it's kind of depressing if you're sober but hilarious when you're drunk
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I'll bring arms-house to your mom's house
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>Life is a prison, death is freedom.
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those ISIS operatives sure do work in deep cover...
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where did this idea come from that everyone has a right to come to america?
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>>70535437

what are irish mosques like
>>
will we ever terraform australia?

i mean somehow create a load of mountains in the middle of it so it has more precipitation?
>>
>>70535421
should be the same the other way round too. Didn't think I'd have to explain that
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>>70535428
>inconsequential nothingness
well, if it exists then it's not inconsequential is it

>spending precious time
what have you got to do that's better? shitpost? unveiling the secrets of the universe doesn't really matter when you die in the end anyway
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>>70535468
snap lol
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>that uncle with no wife and kids
>tfw thats you in 23 years
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Lucky Trump has golf courses here, otherwise he might be banning UK citizens.
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>>70535482
was literally how your cunt became a powerhouse idiot
>>
bit mad whats going on in america then eh
didn't think trump would actually follow through with his manifesto
>>
The natural result of Brexit is going to be that weak PMs fear to speak out because it harms trade
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>>70535516
at least you have an uncle

the aussies one got blown up by the IRA
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got a need for speed
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hmm
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>>70535468
post it la'
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oh the big bad trump banned people, how cucked do you have to be to like the guy who banned people
>>
>>70535482
the assumption of americans that they have a right to move wherever they want
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Still no reply
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>>70535492
heaven doesn't exist. just gotta accept it now and save yourself some bother. get on with your life.
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>>70535489
went to one when I was in secondary school and the entire compound was fucking huge. Had a school for learning the quran on site too. Must have been funded by Saudi Arabia
Theres another one closer to me though which is basically the same size as a church. I think its a Shia mosque though so they're not as crazy as the sunni ones
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the peng ting
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>>70535551
>>70535551
and people say africans aren't smart
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>>70535557
probably thinking about it
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>>70535437
know a lad i went to school with who got hit on the head by a garage door and lost his sense of taste and smell. never got them back.
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>>70535571
>heaven doesn't exist because it just doesn't and because I said it doesn't
good for you mate
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>>70535585
may i have a translation please?
>>
>>70535533

regrettable
>>
I require nutrients
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>>70535552
no
>>
>>70535524
this new generation of keyboard warriors acts like every little thing trump does is a new world war its only 90 days
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westernised muslims are good 2bh
>>
how do you kiss a girl
>>
>>70535541
agp weirdo
>>
>>70535585
dis girl mane

post more
>>
>>70535596
does he eat shit
>>
>blow yourself up for the 72 virgins in heaven
>they all turn out to be the other ISIS fighters
muslims didn't really think that through did they haha
>>
business idea: send all our intelligent students to china so we seem really clever compared to them
>>
>>70535524
yeah mate absolutely mental how he's doing what he said he would
>>
>>70535628
'd
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>>70535638
lick her bumhole
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>>70535577
dub wanker
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>>70535638
jus b urself xoxoxo
>>
>>70535614
not a single shred of evidence has been produced, despite thousands of years of indoctrinated religious mongs claiming it exists. therefore it is reasonable to assume at this point that it doesn't.
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>>70535646
no lad. doesn't eat much though, he was skinny af last time i saw him
>>
>>70535649
wonder why trump and putin discussed IS when obama's drone already btfo them
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>>70535676
quantum physics proves it exists
>>
hmm yes I've enjoyed the discussion about this topic thus far, but what I would really like is the German that changes his opinions every thread to weigh in
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>>70535577

>living in dublin

disgusting
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>>70535660
they are though

they let go of the rorkiest aspects of their religion

they enrich us all with their cultural diversity
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>>70535654
it unironically is
member when obama said he'd close gitmo as soon as he came to power?
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>>70535676
>not a single shred of evidence has been produced

several people who have died and been resuscitated have claimed to witness heaven
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>>70535678
tell him to eat shit
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>>70535619
can hardly reverse it now pal
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thongs (underwear) do nothing for me sexually, i much prefer normal bikini briefs
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>>70535704
he penned an executive order the very first day he was in power
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>>70535716
thanks for your input
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>>70535676
got a bit of ol' bum goggles on there mate, stop looking at things from out your (or dawkins) arse

bit of a dim lad 2bh
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Muslims are the new Jews.
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>>70535700
is your own culture not enough? why not move or at least travel?
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>>70535628

t. abdullah rasheed
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Was talking about clickbait trump articles with a wait and mentioned how the independent was the worst for it and he went quiet

Realised after that it was him who kept liking their shit articles and bringing them up on my feed
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>>70535727
big fan of french knickers personally
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>>70535671
>>70535699
both of them are still mad far away from me
where I live is too shitty for muslims to want to live
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>>70535727
haven't seen a thong irl so I cannot comment authoritivly
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>>70535712
they've also witnessed hell, typically one in five to six have nde in hell
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>>70535758
>>70535758
>>70535758
>>70535758
>>70535758
>>70535758
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>>70535739
Sheedberg
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>>70535751
don't know this term and google images is giving a few varying results can you post an image of what you mean
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>>70535739
when can we do in the 6 mil this time then
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>>70535736
ok then i'll just start believing everything the local priest says instead. thats much more intelligent. lol jfc. state of you retards.
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>>70535765
not posting in here
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>>70535654
all he has done is write a law that says 'this must be done' but there's no indication of how it will be done, how long it will take, how much it will cost etc

and some of his orders have been stopped by supreme court and mexican government

there has been no response to mexican president assertion that they will not pay for the wall other than repeating the same old campaign promise.

the issued a response on their own site saying the supreme court judge hasn't stopped them but if that was true it would be reported elsewhere besides their own site

trump supporters are too far gone and will believe in him regardless of what happens
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>>70535641
no
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>>70535726

hardly my fault buddy
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HE
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jan jan

the fastest man on the 'chan
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IS
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why tf was that thread deleted
>>
>>70536104
>hands smell of cum
*licks them*
>>
HEADS DOWN BOYS

HE'S HERE
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>>70535257
Couldn't put it better myself tbqh lad.
>>
what a tragic little jobsworth runt
>>
/brit/ btfo

based janny
>>
lets all do the janny
lets all do the janny

*marks thread for deletion*
*marks thread for deletion*
>>
kek fookin janny
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>>70536139
>>
the fuck do we do now
>>
new

>>70536185

>>70536185

>>70536185
>>
need a bf who isn't afraid of a little blood or urine
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>>70536188
it's only page 5, retard
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>>70536168
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>>70536167

>job
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>>70536072
i would, but The Help is here and i don't feel like ban evading
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