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>>70529696
おつ
画像天気悪いなあ
乙
>>70529696
おちゅんちゅん
お疲れ様でした
>>70529696
サンクス
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ
https://youtu.be/OfrzbxN0Y04?t=179
>This is what Japanese parents tell to their kids
>Monkey violently murders a crab and a piece of poop saves the day
説明してくれ、日本人さん
こんにちは
と
おやすみ
5時から仕事だけど焼肉を始めてる。
>>70529696
どこやねん
デーン人の住んでいる街か
>>70529760
>>70529803
>>70529740
金沢の雪はどう?
>>70529793
sweet dream
>>70529797
今、温泉
>>70529848
雪は雨が溶かしてくれたみたい
中出しの喜び教えてやるぞ
>>70529644
ドイツに対する注文なんて、レーガン政権っぽい雰囲気さえある対日政策と比べちゃ無に等しいでしょ。
>>70529760
貿易が打撃を受けたとして、この国の経済は内需で回っているんだ。
為替相場が企業収支に影響する企業は国内では極少数派。
結局外国で得た利益を円換算して数字が良くなるから円安を望んでるのであって、外国で得た金を国内で使って国内が潤うなんてことは無い。
外国で行う事業に再投資され日本には金が落ちてこない。
それに輸出の中核を担う企業・製品は主に外国に進出した日系企業のサプライヤーで日系企業に製品を卸してるんだから円安に振れたからと言って極端に仕事が増えるわけでもない。
>>70529761
this
>>70529884
凍結に気をつけろ
また、寒波が来る
金沢は、俺の知る限り日本で最も美味いものが食える所だ
温泉に行って蟹を食べ、サウナで恋人を見つける
理想の生活ができる、金さえあれば
>>70529931
日本の内需に日本の経済を支える力はない
日本の企業の払う賃金と税金なしには日本の財政は成立しない
>>70529793
おやすみ
貿易赤字のほうがかえって経済発展しちゃうかもな
輸入したものは生産に回せて数倍の利益を生むが、輸出では血吐きながら作ってお金を得たとしても
石油や鉄鋼などの資源を買うことしかできないから
為替相場なんだから輸出で経済なんて良くならないんだよ、安倍チョン頭悪いから日本が変動相場制ってことを知らないんじゃね?
>>70530029
自民党が目出度く日本の内需を殺してくれたからな
しかし依然として8割は内需で回っている
>>70529696
looks too depressing
>>70530029
サウナで恋人...だと?
各種天然資源は勿論のこと、肉・野菜の生鮮食品すら輸入に頼ってんのに円安歓迎する人は一体何を考えているのか・・・・
2012年から円安やってて国が良くなったことは一度も無いぜ・・・
外出しの喜び
>>70529931
別にレーガン政権で良いんでないの。TPPで国内が激変するのに比べたら問題無い。
おしり
>>70530049
日本の賃金の8割は中小企業により払われているという単純な事実
中小企業の大部分は輸出により利益を得ている
だから「円高不況」は過去何度も出現し繰り返されている
その度に正規労働者が減少し、非正規労働者が増え、日本は一億総中流から格差社会へ移行した
君は、ここ30年の歴史すら無視している
>>70530071
サウナはハッテンバ
ただ、金沢あたりでは、ほとんどが出会いによる一本釣りだそうだ
ぜひ日本叩きで円高になり、薄汚いアメリカ人が日本を避けてくれるよう願ってるわ
日本がもう少し平和になるね
ありがとトランプ
>>70529696
Next time empty the name field for the OP
乳
>>70530226
「ホワイトピッグによるホワイトビッグのためのホワイトビッグの政権」は我ながら気に入った
これをmeme化しよう
>>70530301
says you
>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/%E3%81%BE%E3%82%86%E3%82%86/type/op/
>>70530226
ありがとうトランプ
http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=USD&to=JPY&view=1W
さるかに合戦
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crab_and_the_Monkey
>>70530374
Delete this
>>70530417
newfag
>>70530417
it was your russian body double rite
What are my chances of finding a Japanese girl who will date me because of my personality instead of my status as a foreigner?
>>70530427
>>70530474
both of those things don't matter, only the contents of your 財布
>>70530500
Yeah, fuck that then.
>>70530474
holy shit stop just believing what you read and actually talk to people. they will not date you if they don't like you. it would end quickly. how do you think people get together in a bar? trade iq cards? no you find someone you are attracted to and talk to them.
>>70530480
salty?
>>70530474
Why do you hate gaijin hunters when you yourself only date girls because they are asian?
>>70529931
>貿易が打撃を受けたとして、この国の経済は内需で回っている
例えばさ、100%Made in Japanの自動車を輸出するじゃん?
円高でその輸出が落ち込めば、その自動車が出来るまでの部品やサービスの取引(内需)も落ち込むよね?
>為替相場が企業収支に影響する企業は国内では極少数派。
為替相場の影響を受けない職種ってどんなの?為替の影響を受ける分野の方が圧倒的に多いと思うけど?それに、為替の影響を大きく受けるような大企業の方が、日本経済への貢献・影響が大きいのも事実。
単純に円高がいいとか円安が悪いなんて言えないよ。
>>70530110
それはお前が小売り物品の消費者の立場でしかモノを考えていないから。
>>70530725
the third one is a thai actor
>>70530203
中小企業庁の報告によると、対売上高輸出割合として、大企業が40~50%に対して、中小中堅は5~7%程度
そのうち、中小企業による直接輸出は貿易総額の10%程度
なので中小企業の大部分が輸出によって利益を得ているというのは完全な間違いで、日本は相変わらず内需国である
今は円安だけど不況だし、法人の廃業件数はドル75円の超円高時期と比べて3倍以上になってる
従って円高不況という言葉以上に円安は不況を齎してるんじゃないかな
I dont want to go back to china
life at peru is so comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ6EQUkYiMQ
>>70530796
i made dango once it was nice but i think my sauce was a bit too salty is it supposed to be salty?
>>70530110
2012年以前よりずっと住みやすい。民主党政府はクソ過ぎた。2度と要らない。
Fujinomiya Yakisoba.
2chan > 9gag > tumblr >>> reddit >>> funnyjunk > 4chan
>>70530908
it doesn't say how shit 4chan is but how shit your personality is normie.
>>70530755
経済だけ見ると一時的には内需で回せそうだけどね、円高って事は中国から輸入するわけで、
そうやって中国が稼いだ金が軍備になって返ってくる事を換算すると、あまり得していないと思うんだよね。
日本は技術を失ったら終わりだから、日本の事だけを考えると技術力を維持できる円安の方が都合がいい。
でもそれはトランプも中国も嫌がるだろうから、そこは交渉だろうね。
>>70530809
poor peru :(
>>70530653
100%国産車は無いけど、部品を作るには材料の輸入が必要で円高であるほど製造コストが有利になる
国内で輸入したエネルギーを使い、輸入した材料で作られたパーツを組み立てて外国に売る場合は円安が有利
円高で国内の工業製品が安くなれば設備投資が増えて金が回る
逆に機械受注が増えたりするよ
設備投資は生産のイノベーションによる生産コストの低下ももたらすから新たな製品が生まれ普及しやすい
日本企業への貢献度を考えたら内需で食ってる中小企業優遇するほうがずっと良い、もう変動相場制だから輸出で稼ぐなんてできないから
>>70530723
個人消費が旺盛だからこそ、これまでの日本は成り立ってたんだぜ
企業物価指数どころか消費者物価指数すら落ち込んでるから、個人消費戻さないと景気は良くならないぞ
>>70530809
Why is Chinese life so hard
>>70530815
That is made from suger and shoyu and starch.
>>70530945
輸入相手国は中国だけじゃないよ
電子産業なら台湾かアメリカしか事実上選択肢がない
工業製品なんて中国が入る隙も無いしね・・・安い輸入品と一部の食材しか頼るところ何てないよ
それらは代替えできるから
>Lets go live in the countryside!
>bored after 2 days
>>70530980
>もう変動相場制だから輸出で稼ぐなんてできない
変動相場制だからではなくて、人件費が高い先進国になったから。
変動相場制は1971年からで、その後も20年以上、日本は稼ぎまくっていた。
>>70531031
>That is made from suger and shoyu and starch.
Thank you but is the sauce supposed to be really salty? i haven't tasted "proper" dango so i have nothing to compare mine too. do they use salt reduced shoyu?
俺の会社の取引先が円高で儲かる企業ばかりだから円高だと企業収支良くなるww
輸出産業とは対極にあるぜ
>>70531059
>>70531113
>>70531059
confirmed same poster
>>70530980
>製造コストが有利になる
安く中間財が作れたとしても、最終財の輸出需要がなくなれば意味がないだろ?
それに、日本は「原材料を輸入・加工する」業種ばかりじゃないんだぞ。
>>70530956
the financial wellness of all my family depends on me
Yakitori.
>>70531042
長い間日本がやってきた円高政策は中国に利益誘導するためのものでしょ?
影響が他の国にも及ぶのは当然として、円高で一番得したのは中国だよ。
電子産業についても事実上エルピーダは民主党に潰されたよね。
中国は技術力上がってるし、もう日本は将来的に持ち堪えられるか分からない。
>>70531186
sounds like a gross british conservative
>>70531186
Nice.
>>70530869
>>70531054
はーおいしそう・・・麺が特に
>>70531186
物凄くおいしそう・・・おなかすいた
<< 経済の長期循環 >>
日本は好循環期。今は1960年代の前半に相当する。もう成熟国なので高度経済成長はないが、適切な循環が続く。
【昔】 日米安保(1960) → 所得倍増計画・東京五輪(1964) → 大阪万博(1970)・札幌冬季五輪(1972)
【今】 集団的自衛(2015) →[今]→ GDP600兆円・東京五輪(2020) → 大阪万博(2025検討中)・札幌冬季五輪(2026立候補)
>>70530980
長く続いた円高の影響って色々あるよね?
工場が海外に移転して、雇用が失われたり、それによって技術や人材が流出したり。
「円高は日本経済にメリット」なんて、単純に言えないんだよ。
>>70531093
dango is sweet.
It's salted and sweetened taste.
>>70531312
thankyou desu~
maybe the taste was right
>>70531258
1955-60年に平成のデフレ不況のような自殺率の高い時期があり、東京五輪に向けて改善して行ったのも同じ。
>>70531100
それでも原資は貿易で稼いだ金だよね。
資源小国が内需で生きようとしたら金融立国のような冒険をしないといけなくなる。
>>70531213
yucky torie?
>>70530980
>工業製品が安くなれば設備投資が増えて金が回る
安いから設備投資するわけじゃない。
設備投資は将来の需要増を予想してする。
その見込みがなければ使わない機械なんて買わない。
>>70531339
いや、原資は国内で販売した金だよ
化学メーカーが相手の仕事なので、彼らは原油やナフサを輸入して国内で流通させて何兆円という金を稼いでる
輸出もしているみたいだが、1/10程度の割合かもしれんね
なので円高であるほどお金に余裕が生まれて受注が増えるんだ
>>70531174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWLC8Hn7dh0
what do you think of this peru?
>>70531339
>内需で生きようとしたら金融立国
どういう意味?
>>70531059
Thai, I've been here a week now, and I'm loving it.
We just had a healthy dinner, and then we sang some folk songs. I sang Irish and Canadian, the husband song Japanese. Now it's raining like crazy outside and I'm sitting inside under a kotatsu, shitposting.
Why do you keep insisting I'm having a bad time?
>>70531444
>輸入して国内で流通させて何兆円という金を稼いでる
輸入も貿易なんだが…
>>70531101
Are you feeling OK?
I know because I have eaten a meal like that at child.
>>70531269
雇用は小泉政権から失業率は改善傾向にある
毎年失業率過去最低を記録していた
>>70531387
機械は古いが将来にわたり需要が見込める
しかし高いから投資を見送る企業は数多くある
効率的な生産設備で、最初は高かった製品が安くなり、自然と需要が生まれるケースも多いので
それを期待しても良い
身近で使ってるPC、テレビ、車も最初は高かったが生産が増えて安価に入手可能でしょ
>>70531500
Because he is projecting.
>>70531444
>円高であるほどお金に余裕が生まれて受注が増える
お金がいっぱいあるからって必要なもの買わない。
>>70531362
yorkshire terrier
>>70531444
たぶん捉え方が違う話をしてるのかもね。
企業や業界単位で見ればそれでいいと思うけど、社会全体で見ると、輸入品を買うための外貨が要るからそれを誰かが稼いで来ないといけないよね。
それを稼いだのは、そのメーカーが売った商品を買った客か、更にその先の客。
それを全部総合して、日本全体で円安が良いか円高が良いかは、売る物も考慮しないと判断できない。と言う話をしていた。
別に君が間違っていると言う事じゃないよ。
>>70531560
>小泉政権から失業率は改善傾向
製造業のみの話をしているんだが?
全体的な”失業率の低下”は人口構成なんかの影響も大きいから別の話。
>>70531258
戦後の好景気は工業輸出によって起こったが、これからのはエネルギー資源の輸入の減少で起こる。
前のような絶好調な景気ではないが、エネルギー資源の輸入を減らせられれば稼いだ金が外国に出る量が減る。
>>70531500
You'll find out soon enough
>folk songs
is this you? Can't imagine how much tatemae it took to sit there and smile while you sang fucking KEK
>>70531515
輸出に絞って貿易のこと言ってると勘違いしてた(´・ω・`)
仰る通り輸入も貿易です
>>70531593
経済って難しいね、その捉え方は至極真っ当
確かに業界単位でみると円高の恩恵は大きいが、最終需要家は素材を加工して輸出する企業も多いのも事実
極端な円安・円高は避けてバランス取らないと社会回らないよねこれは
>>70531560
>ケースも多い
>それを期待しても良い
円高と内需の一般的な関係の話じゃなかった?
~そういう場合もあるね~とか言われても…
>>70531461
お金を無くして物々交換をするとする。
とりあえず食べ物が無いと死ぬけど、日本は全員が食えるだけの食べ物が作れないから輸入しないといけない。
だけど日本は資源が少ないから交換するものが足りない。
外国が技術を買ってくれれば食っていけるけど、外需が無いなら餓死する。
売るものが無いのに国内で消費できるようにするマジックは無いか、と考えると選択肢の一つとして金融があると思う。
>>70530796
kuro goma dango is the best
rate my gf
>>70531648
>You'll find out soon enough
You keep saying this. Soon™
And yeah, totally awkward to do communal singing in the country that mainstreamed karaoke.
>>70531709
>gf
>>70531692
金融立国といわれる国のマーケット参加者のほとんどが外国人なんだが…?「内需で生きようとしたら金融」って意味分からん。
>>70531721
>>70530755
まず、下記に見るように
http://www.chusho.meti.go.jp/pamflet/hakusyo/h20/h20/html/k2420000.html
その数字も増加傾向にあるわけだが、大企業の一次下請け二次下請けとして、円高になった分のコストダウンを求められていくのであり、かくして多くの中小企業が倒産した
その「大企業の40~50%」が一次下請け二次下請けという日本の産業を知っていれば、「中小企業の大部分が輸出によって利益を得ているというのは完全な間違い」というのはトンデモない間違いといえのは子供でもわかりそうなものだ
>>70530945
そいつぱ「経済」にんて、全然、見てないのですが
実態と異なることを上っ面の数字で誤魔化すのは、知らない証拠
とぜちらにせよ、人口減により内需の落ち込みは絶対的に避けられない
そこに円高が来ると、見かけ上は増加しても(対ドルで)実態的な経済規模は縮小する
>>70530980
内需で食っている中小企業も製造教が稼いだ金の「乗数効果」で潤っているにすぎない
そもそも君は経済学を知っているか?
ただ、中小企業を優遇すべきという部分のみはあっているけどな
>>70531211
日本が政策的に円高を導いたのではない
高度経済成長時代、1ドル360円だったのが、アメリカの圧力で、1ドル100円から1ドル120円に推移した
円は高すぎても低すぎてもならず、自然な均衡だと1ドル110円前後となる
たた゛、2月以降、トランプのドル下げに舵を切ると円高が一挙に進む
92円が輸出業のデッドラインとか(少し古い数字)
>>70531269
above
I'm going to Japan for two weeks in September for a school trip, going around Tokyo, Kyoto and Hiroshima, will just over 100,000 yen be enough to buy some cool shit and eat well?
>>70531710
Oh yeah i'm sure takeshi-jiisan loved sitting there while you badly howled some random folk song
Fucking KEK at your delusion, you do know what tatemae is right?
That Japanese Man Yuta is a faggot with clickbaity videos who just wants to make money off weeaboo gaijins
That's all
>>70531681
>極端な円安・円高は避けてバランス取らないと社会回らない
為替の理想は緩やかな円高と円安を繰り返すことなの。「円高は日本経済にメリット」なんて、単純な話じゃないんだよね。
I felt guilty.......
日本が海外に払うエネルギー代は為替レートで変動するが20兆円以上。
トヨタ自動車10社分の利益がエネルギー代の支払いで消える。だから省エネは重要。
>>70531681
結局、経済学「も」バカなのね
>製造教が稼いだ金の「乗数効果」で潤っている
意味はわかるよな?
>>70531763
>円は高すぎても低すぎてもならず
これ。「円高は日本経済にメリット」って言いきっている人の分析が、あまりに単純だから円高のデメリットを挙げただけ。
>>70531786
極端な円高・円安は薬物みたいでクセになっちゃうかもね
We are happy
>>70531801
原発うごかしゃいいんだよ。
>>70531771
>badly howled
mmmhmmmm. Oh, if only you knew...
>>70531867
賛成。
>>70531705
That's the first time I heard that.
>>70531858
一時的な介入で短期的に為替に影響を与えることはできるけど、為替って結局需要と供給で決まっちゃうのよ。いくら誰かが円高や円安を望んでも、長くは続かないの。それがマーケット。
わたしは日本で暮らしている頭のおかしいニートです
核融合はまだですか
ボロネーゼ
>>70531883
learn one japanese song and sing it to your hosts on the night you leave them.
>>70532119
That's actually a really nice idea. I think I'll do that.
>>70531745
here is my gf
i love her more than anything
>>70532119
PETTAN PETTAN
>>70532178
Is it a song about a flat chested girl?
>>70532222
quads gets the clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU&t=58s
>>70531883
KEK, the autism runs deep within you
>>70531769
Does that contain accommodation fee?
If not, enough I guess. Just don't go for very expensive food.
>>70531769
If you will go to Kyoto, perhaps you may see Sentō Imperial Palace where Innoue would live at.
>>70532234
Oh...it was a random guess but it was actually about a flat chested girl...
>>70532246
And now he's back to namecalling.
>>70531832
ググった、なんとなく意味が分かってきた
>>70531952
なんか円が外人投資家のオモチャにされてるようで嫌だなぁ
>>70531987
放射線の遮蔽が難しいので暴走したら近寄れん(´・ω・`)
>>70532286
>stating facts
>name calling
>>70532309
>Mrs Watanabe
日本人投資家もあらゆる通貨をおもちゃにしているからお互い様
>>70532171
asshole koreaboo
i hate korean, she is so ugly
destroy it
What if my gf falls in love with me and we date
Can I trust you that you won't tell her about what I posted here?
>>70532346
What does autism have to do with my singing voice?
You're just trying to attack me, not have a real argument.
>>70532351
kek I know you're lying. it's impossible to find her ugly
you're only racist and mean. I hate you
>>70532376
I'm seriously gonna send her a message on her private facebook if you keep posting your bullshit here
>>70532309
核融合は反応を維持するのがすごく難しいから、異常が出たら勝手に止まる
>>70532386
singing folk songs is pure autism you sperg
how many fedoras did you pack, you REALLY seem like the kind of guy who unironically wears them
>>70532414
No please. it's 4chan this place was made for people like me
Think about her, you would make her feel very uncomfortable but she doesn't have anything to do with all this
and also I would probably hurt myself then
>>70532475
>it's 4chan
If I have to be mean to make you stop I won't hesitate.
>>70532466
>singing folk songs is pure autism
Go listen to Nicki Minaj, then, you tasteless plebian.
Have some anti-Thaifag, people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>70532386
Why are you still responding?
He's a kind of guy who used to talk about inseminating 100 Japanese women.
>>70532518
>inseminating 100 Japanese women
someone has to desu
>>70532518
It's raining, so I can't walk to the city. Might as well shitpost.
>>70532491
you wouldn't only make stop posting you would also destroy my entire life
please man, I know you hate me but this is too much, you know how pathetic my life is
let me have this one thing that is still fun to me
>>70532506
fucking KEK, imagine takeshi's face while you're stood there singing this
>>70532518
It's much more than 100 takeshi
This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
>>70532561
I saw his face. You didn't. Why do you think you know anything about his emotions?
Oh yah, because you're a hungry skeleton otaku who got eternally BTFO by the Japanese, and now think everyone is evil just because they didn't worship you just for being white.
>>70532605
don't.
please.
>>70532536
no. we have already decided to extinct. leave us alone.
>>70532609
is homo sex a part of culture or daily life?
>>70532642
Never post your korean football player again in this thread and I won't send it.
>>70532605
>>70532718
*obsessed with you
>>70532718
DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>70532718
he stopped posting? did he died?
>>70532658
No, we will revive again.
MJGA
THEニッポン観光!外国人がハマる日本ツアーBEST10
http://vaughnlive.tv/sherming88
>>70532672
ホモトークダメ
>>70532658
>cant get pussy
>japanese girls just dont want penis
>>70532839
…(´・ω・`)
>>70532625
>trusting a jap to show his true emotions on the outside
this is where you went wrong, japs are TRAINED to lie and deceive from the day they are born
>>70532718
don't do it. I'm serious. it would be my end
I wish I could promise you, but I'm autistic.. I can try but what if I post her anyway?
You should just forget about messaging her. I know you think I'm obnoxious but
but i'm seriously depressed and alone. if you send her that message, i would probably do something very stupid
and I'm not seeking attention. i just couldn't live with her knowing how much i hurt her by posting about her
this shouldn't affect her. you can come to Germany and beat me up but please don't do it
I'm begging you
>>70532852
I use a condom when i want a penis
>>70532718
for the love of god do it
ばんわーっす
バイトから帰って来たところだぞ
皆は今何してる?
>>70532904
Next time you post her. Remember this text is ready just for you.
"Hello Lee, You probably know a german guy on facebook you speak sometimes with.
I've come to warn you that this guy is actually obsessed with you.
He has been posting your pictures everyday on 4chan, an american social media.
Last summer, he even went to Korea JUST to see you.
He's a lunatic and very dangerous. He has imagine you for his wife for month now.
He's also a pathological liar so don't trust anything he say. He has been posting lies on Japanese thread for month and insulting Japanese people.
We're getting tired of him.
Here's a list of screenshot of his post about you on 4chan.
*insert screenshot*
I recommand you not to talk with him and take your distance."
>>70532891
The people I'm staying with aren't ordinary japs, you sperg.
>>70532882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56yRHCpLo8Q
>>70532980
that's a lie though
I didn't go to Korea to see her, I wasn't even near her
there were not even games when I was there
also I'm not dangerous. I wouldn't do anything to her ever
I can tell you now that I won't stop doing it, I'm just too autistic. I will try, but I won't suceed probably. you know how many times I tried to leave this thread already
if you forget how much you hate me and think about my life for a second
I'm a loser. i don't have anything but this thread. please don't ruin my life
>>70533128
>I can tell you now that I won't stop doing it, I'm just too autistic
The F., please go ahead and send it.
>>70532980
>He has imagine you for his wife for month now
>month
while it is annoying please don't do it
>>70533190
Nah I'm not an asshole. Won't do it now. I'm still gona leave him a last chance.
But next time I see one of his pic I won't hesitate.
>>70533190
shut the fuck up. you've only been here a month or so
you don't understand how serious this would be
you would be responsible for killing me and I'm not even joking
>>70533050
えらい元気なバラードやな(´・ω・`)
>>70533128
Don't be evil. Be calm. Great Buddha will save you.
>>70533241
>>70533242
>you would be responsible for killing me and I'm not even joking
Oh, I want that.
>>70533242
I've been on 4chan since 2007. I've participated in many a raid on whiny attention whores and persuaded them to suicide. The fact that you not being here would increase the quality of the thread tenfold only makes it that much easier.
Also, I've been in these threads for half a year now, faggot.
>>70533241
Douzo.
>>70532403
i hate you.
koreans so ugly yet.
>>70533241
no. you have to let go of this idea
before you will do it, please call me on skype
i will tell you why you shouldn't do it
I'm not a bad person, I'm just really alone
>>70533321
get a trip
so that i can filter you
>>70532458
思ったより安全なんだね
中性子線が強烈すぎるんで建材の放射化が問題らしい
生きてる間にできたらいいなぁ
>>70533321
not possible
>>70533307
oh i bet Japs would love to hear those stories
it's stupid and not funny, online bullying is for fucking idiots
You say I'm autistic but you're the one who thinks it's cool to get other people to end their lives because you're life is better and you're a normie
you're autistic and a bad person
you don't know my story, you don't know me irl, I'm not ready for death
>>70533307
>I've participated in many a raid on whiny attention whores and persuaded them to suicide
What a bad ass guy you are
>>70533366
before you do it, call me please
t20weeks
>>70533321
just do this
>>70533347
then no more problems
>>70533410
>>70533412
it matches his face i said he was a psychopath rapist
Warning and apology: Slightly lewd post that genuinely relates to Japanese culture(specifically, women not being good at sex) inc.
I'm a gaijin and I pass JanJan(a pink salon) every day except Saturday in my normal routine. Today the curiosity overwhelmed me, and I decided to give it a shot. It had been a while, and my Japanese is alright so I thought it would be a unique experience anyway.
This was my second sexual experience in Japan. The first was with a 23 year old girl from my university who I took home after a classmate meeting in Shinjuku. She told me before we had sex that she had only done it a couple of times, so I wasn't surprised when she was really bad at it.
Today was different. She was beautiful for her age -- I'd estimate 35-38. No ass or tits, but incredibly sweet. Her first question upon meeting a 6 foot 6 inch tall foreigner was of course "where are you from", but from there we ended up talking about some pretty personal and private info. I told her I'm a student, what I'm studying, what my income is from while I'm living here, etc. and she told me that she was working at JanJan because she never got married and never got a degree and they pay consistently for part time. It felt like a very meta experience to be talking to my soon-to-be first time sex worker about why she was a sex worker, but she offered. We talked for 10-15 minutes and she realized she had kept me without touching my dick for way too long, so she paniced and ran to talk to the lady at the front. She came back and said "We have time now". Ok -- we have time now. She asked me to strip, and asked me if she could start. I asked if I could suck her nipples first, she said yes she would like that, so she sat on my lap and I sucked on her and we made out. That part was actually really great. Again, she was beautitful.
>>70533412
I was a retarded teenager. I've changed ways since then, but honestly, this fucking autistic german is getting the old hate machine to buzz inside me.
>>70533307
*searches for WWOOF farms in kyushu*
*rings them all up*
*inquires about their danish hotel worker guest who sings folk songs*
>>70533463
cat rapist*
>>70533485
www
資本主義万歳
>>70533485
And what exactly would you say?
>"H-hey, uh, this guy staying with you, h-he's SAYING MEAN THINGS ON THE INTERNET!"
I've already told them about my past in the ghetto. I'm fairly certain my actions speaks way more than what some stranger could claim about me.
>>70533467
CONT.
Here's where it's fucked up though. She started sucking my dick after a while, and she was awful. Like really bad. She was sucking to the rhythm of the music. Her whole body was moving. It was insane and uncomfortable. I eventually apologized as if it was my fault and I didnt think I would be able to finish, and I asked if she would be ok with me touching her. I ended up fingering her, and SHE finished instead of me. She seemed into it and was very sweet and apologetic that she couldn't do anything for me.
Have I just had bad luck, or are Japanese women usually bad at sexual acts? I know two isn't a large number, but having had sex with a younger girl who at least had a little experience and now an older woman who I paid to please me I'm becoming disappointed in Japanese women. It's so difficult to find sex in Japan, and it's so disappointing both times.
I'd love to hear some positive experiences, or explanations about the way Japanese people think about sex. I've taken a few years of Japanese and am now studying the in Japan while also taking philosophy classes, but I feel like I must be missing something about Japanese sex.
Just got back from a one week trip, who is this デーン guy?
>>70533536
>I ended up fingering her, and SHE finished
sure.
>>70533521
何かいい金額でも貰ったの
>>70533554
Denmark
>>70533463
i've been here for 2 years
I don't want to get a trip
it's too late, you already accepted me
>>70532962
労働、お疲れ様。
昼から、うだうだとネットをしていたら夜になった。
>>70533532
Nah, but a lot of harm can be done with a persons personal information.
>>70533532
>my past in the ghetto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syg5WBs7PQo
>>70533536
Where is this JanJan place?
I might have to take some people from Japanese Thread to this sort of place for entertainment when they visit Japan.
>>70533608
Hence why I'm not going to do a youtube channel.
>>70533578
Seemed like it anyway. I didnt really put my fingers inside of her much, I just rubbed, and it seemed pretty genuine. Way better faking than the average college girl if not. Regardless, my point was more to demonstrate that I got nothing out of the experience, and that I'm now questioning whether Japanese women are awful at sex or not.
>>70533589
>it's too late, you already accepted me
i like you but they dont want to see you so you use trip then they dont see photos
>>70533637
Then remember that, the next time you start making threats and talking about how much an 1337 4chan suicide raider you are, puppet.
>>70533662
but then they should go to reddit where they can downvote
they are free to ignore me but I have to show my love to everyone in this thread
>>70533602
私と一緒じゃないか
でも明日からは死事だな... (´;д;`)
>>70533697
Threats? I simply stated I have no problem with the douche killing himself.
Just as I have no problem with you killing yourself (knock on wood).
And correction; I won't be making a youtube channel for you guys. I'll be making one for my friends at home.
>>70533616
JanJan is literally a 30 second walk outside of Sugamo station. You take the South exit near the JR line, and you walk forwards. There's a Pachinko place on your left, and a hotel right in front of you. There's a place between them where taxis are parking, I guess for the hotel. There's an alley with lots of bright signs right beside the hotel, on the left side. You can't miss it. JanJan is written in Katakana on a big red sign -- easy to spot, and a nice guy (or two, as it was today) will flag you down and ask if you want to enter. It's only 3000 yen for 30 minutes. Would be plenty of time for a great price if the girls weren't only pretty, but could actually give good service too. Mine was pretty with decidedly awful service.
There are a couple other places in the alley, but I talked to one of the bouncers(I forget what they're called in Japan) and he told me that his girls were afraid of gaijin even if I had good Japanese, and that I should just go to JanJan -- I expected that.
The establishment is fine, and again the girl was beautiful(most I saw were...one really scary girl that looked like a drug addict in her mid 50s walked by, but the other three or four I saw were pretty.)
卵が先かチンポが先か
Sup, lads. Miss me?
>>70533697
...did you actually draw that picture?
Autismus Maximus.
Someone make a cum tribute of his slutty """"gf"""" and post it here or something. Maybe that'll drive him away.
>>70533771
>friends at home
>>70533800
まだタイくんにこだわってるか
お前アホか
>>70533360
>中性子線が強烈すぎるんで建材の放射化が問題らしい
それは本質的な問題じゃない
その点は現段階でも核分裂の方がはるかに問題が大きい
むしろ、(現段階では)エネルギーが制御しづらいという点で石炭や石油を使った火力発電と問題は同じ
端的に言うと金がかかる
>>70533808
You're hurting her much more
she doesn't deserve this
>>70533774
>It's only 3000 yen for 30 minutes.
good to know. i'll try janjan when i need to entertain my gaijin friends.
>>70533853
I enjoy the banter and following catharsis.
>>70533877
Be wary though, you can't request girls(I actually asked if I could pay extra to be sure I got a girl with big boobs, and the lady at the front told me no that it was based on who was ready and they couldn't make exceptions).
So, basically what I'm saying is..if you take a few friends, some may get better girls than others. Be warned.
>>70533771
>Threats? I simply stated I have no problem with the douche killing himself.
>Just as I have no problem with you killing yourself (knock on wood).
>>70533790
別に…
>>70533955
Stop posting your old Facebook pictures here.
The F. are you still here?
>>70533853
He's obviously stupid because he doesn't realize rural farmers exploit him yet.
>>70533938
please explore more and find other places where girls are cute and prices are low and gaijins are welcome.
>>70533987
Yeah
>>70534028
I need the real man
>>70534050
The F. is not a man
>>70533987
yeah
Yakiimo.
>>70534012
I take it any hard labor would be considered exploitation by you guys.
The first two days I went all out on work. I was then told to chill the fuck out and take a break, work in my own pace, and enjoy the scenery.
>>70533467
>>70533536
>but I feel like I must be missing something about Japanese sex.
*but I feel like I must be missing something about sex*
ftfy. Clearly, you're not going to have a clue when you're a clear beta who never has sex in the first place.
>It's so difficult to find sex in Japan
No, it's not, unless you're a Pajeet or something.
Are you a South or a South East Asian guy? If not, it is not difficult to get sex in Japan.
>>70534095
momo
>>70534012
>OI GAIJIN! I warn you about takin pictures! No dinner for you tonight! Now sing folk song!
>y-yes boss, p-please don't beat me again b-boss
>>70533467
>>70533536
風俗嬢が身の上話で時間を潰そうとするってのは、そいつが「こいつのチンポだけは触りたくない」って思ってるときには結構やる手口みたいだな
I heard sex workers try to kill time by telling their life story when they meet terrible stinky customers.
F. where are you?
add me on skype
>>70534169
WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST TALKED ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO
>>70534200
Please go ahead.
>>70534119
I'm a 6'6(198cm) muscular American white guy. Admittedly I'm not going to bars and trying to pick girls up or anything, but I've been on a lot of dates with girls over the past five months and none of them have lead to scenarios where the girls seemed comfortable having sex. The one time i had sex with a classmate was sort of spontaneous, but when I've pursued girls they have been adamantly shy about having sex.
Maybe pursuing girls from my university is my problem, but I've found having sex in Japan really hard compared to America, France, and England.
>>70534200
I had to summon you
add me on skype please
t20weeks
if you don't have an account make one pls
>>70534159
That's nice, but she still gave me full time. I was in the establishment for over an hour total. She was basically gargling my balls for five minutes. I'm pretty confident my odor was not an issue.
>>70534255
NO I WON'T AND I'M CURRENTLY MAKING A GIANT PICTURE WITH ALL YOUR POST ABOUT LEE ON THE ARCHIVE.
I'M BUSY
人生は幻覚だ。
>>70534233
You need to force jap girls, they hide being "muh purity", but they want to get dicked like any woman(especially if it's a white guy)
Once you've forced them once, they become your sex slave, literally addicted
>>70534282
Trust me one last time
Do you think I posted that pic without a reason? I know the consequences
i have to talk to you
>>70534296
>You need to force jap girls
You might have to.
Others have this thing called "charisma".
>>70534355
And some have no hair
And some have autismo
なんで外人って臭いの?
>>70534355
t. waits 12 dates until she is "comfortable" then gets friendzoned
>>70534398
なんでって決まってるように言うな
>>70534427
お前も十分臭ってるぜ
>>70534296
Force does not sound like a pleasant word in regards to initiating sex. With the hustle and bustle of Tokyo it's incredibly hard to be in a private space with people even after a few dates, and Japanese girls are not like Western girls in that they are seemingly not ok with actually arranging to meet somewhere and have sex. If you act like this is easy you either live in an incredibly convenient spot for post-date resting, or you are genuinely more willing to take risks in asking than I am. I guess asking university girls is probably a mistake because I'm not in a position to have bad relationships with any of these people if they reject me. In the west it was much easier to have sex with class mates because it was a simple transaction of "hey, want to go out?" "yeah" during the date "hey, want to go back to my place?" "yeah"
In Japan, due to how spread out Tokyo is and how timid Japanese girls are, this process has a million extra steps. Don't act like it isn't harder.
>>70534398
洗わないから。
外人大嫌いわ
>>70534410
That's sad.
Did that happen to you?
Last girl I dated I kissed on first date. Fucked on, erh, 5th I think. Took a while because she was a virgin.
>>70534398
外人のホルモン産生は日本人より高いと聞いたことがあるが、本当かどうかわからない
>>70534442
私はちゃんと毎週シャワーを浴びるんだよ!
>>70534132
mochi
>>70534596
chinko
マングロサクソン
The F
add me on skype
please
>>70534721
Wie man sich bettet, so liegt man
>>70534642
koara
>>70534646
グロマン人大移動
>>70534458
>>70534537
ワキガ率は白人が80%で黒人が90%
日本人は10%以下だからお前らお前ら臭い
>>70534550
毎日そんなにkiwi洗ったら毛無くなっちゃうでしょうが!!!
>>70534772
ラジオ
>>70534445
You act this way because you lack abundance, girls can sense your desperation and it puts them off.
They'll work harder if they know you've got other options, which can be used to strongarm them in to fugging
>>70534810
omanko!
>>70534721
i added you :(
>>70534784
旅行者はデオドラントが嫌いかな
>>70534793
what the fuck is this shit, would rather eat my own poop
>>70534872
>rather eat my own poop
isnt that what people eat in thigh land?
>>70534872
Given your taste in music, I'm not surprised.
>>70534817
What a joke.
>>70534907
They eat well here actually, processed shit is more expensive than actual food. Thailand also produces enough rice to feed it's entire population
>>70534909
sing me a folk song, slave
>>70534920
dumb jap
>>70534872
your german gene appeared
>>70534445
>In Japan, due to how spread out Tokyo is and how timid Japanese girls are, this process has a million extra steps. Don't act like it isn't harder.
Tbh man I don't think it's harder. Obviously the memes about like ugly guys getting hot girls isn't true but I'd say I've done a bit better here than in the US.
(not ugly btw).
>>70534950
I'll leave it to the legends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
Is that enough?
I think she will understand the threat
I'll make the next thread at 310.
>>70534950
>They
you mean we
>>70534986
Also include a few of the "no no don't tell her i'll be a good autist" posts.
>>70534986
add me on skype please
before you destroy my life
let me talk to you once
just us two
>>70534986
dont do it f
I'll make a new one around 310
>>70534986
Will give you a bitcoin if you do it
>>70534986
That's plenty. Do it.
>>70534996
おねがい
>>70534233
I'm a 6'6(198cm) muscular
Why do you act like this is a plus? You're fucking Godzilla. And at 6'6 be honest man you're a skelly. Ain't no ripped guys at 6'6 who aren't black athlete genetic freaks/on juice.
>Admittedly I'm not going to bars and trying to pick girls up or anything
>I'm not trying
>why am I not getting laid
Wew lad.
>>70532414
fucking evil frog
eat muslim shit