Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

ここが本物のスレッドね

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>>70520787
甲

>>70520787
丙

hey taorila

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>>70520787
乙

>>70520787
this looks yummy

hey peru

英語禁止版

>>70521231
オーマイゴー

>>70521176
so it wasn't you who was mean to me yesterday?

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>>70521231

>>70521231
英語禁止なら投稿が流れない
絶対反対だよ

オージー

オージー

オージー

オイー

オイー

オイー

>>70521231
異議なし

>>70521231
Je parle français donc ça me va bien

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>>70521407

>>70521365
OGなのか?

>>70521450
いいえ

>>70521278
オーマイゴーは多分日本人にしか通じないからおkです

>>70521339
英語で流れるのは荒らしの話だけでしょう

>>70521427
Entschuldigung, ich spreche kein Französich.

>>70521433
>Nozomi Sasaki
i miss nozomi lover

>>70521494
Honhonhon Baguette Fromage HonHon

日本語しゃべる日本人しかいない時には同じではないか?

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西洋ではかわいい日本語教師の少女が存在するならいいな。。。

>>70521498
ジャンケンポンポン

>>70521555
Un deux trois

>>70521621
big broast!

こんにちは。

>>70521494
むしろ日本語ばっか話すのは日本人も外国人もカスしかいない
タイ国旗とかポルトガルみたいなのが荒らすだけ

>>70521494
Je ne comprends pas l'allemand. Je suis désolé.

>>70521718
どっちにしてもならないってわけか
運命は厳しいもんな (´;ω;｀)

>>70521848
>運命は厳しいもんな (´;ω;｀)
抱きしめたらええの

>>70520787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEEmj7onmPM

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사랑hae요ooooo

>>70521932
うわっ
超キッモッ

>>70521231
ach nach bhfuil sé olc

>>70522006
バカ! 日本女が世界で一番立派ですよ。

>>70522010
ホモスレだからキモくない
遠慮はいらない、俺の胸へこい!

>>70522017
>>70522089
are you the korean with the cute sister that you think about?

>>70522089
닥쳐!

>>70522089
あのキチガイクソタレは日本語はおろかドイツ語さえちゃんとできないんだ

ホモ禁止版
違反者は死刑で処分されます

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>>70521718
何言ってんだよ、俺は荒らさない

>>70522199
>ホモ禁止版
異議あり!

>>70522199
なぜ

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>>70522199

>>70522195
>あれ
>ドイツ語
リアリー・メイクス・ユー・シンク

>>70522199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnl2rPx9s0c&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGnl2rPx9s0c&has_verified=1

愛は禁止できなくて砕けないものだ

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>>70522017
>>70522089
hi

speak English in my thread

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>>70522199
百合も禁止ですか?

>>70522261
アナニーでの過労死を宣告します

>>70521279
iwas playing overwatch yesterday

>>70522420
>speak English in my thread
>Let's tark at randam in Japanese
>Take it easy!

>>70522463
>overwatch
i bet you only play tracer

>>70522463
I don't play Overwatch anymore. every time i see Dva or Korean posters I get sad because I realize I will never learn Korean and all the normies like Dva

yesterday you insulted my gf you liar

>>70522421
このスレの連中のなかに女がいるはずがないから禁止しても許しても同じものでしょう

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>>70522443
ちょ、ちょっと興奮してきた

>>70522580
Overwatch is a shit game and all it's characters are shit
Also your waifu is double shit

>>70522605
嘘をつかないでアタシがいるわ

>>70522605
あたしは女性ですわ

>>70522637
waifus are for losers
my gf is my future girlfriend, she is real
and she is the best person on this planet you fucking rude asshole

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>>70522655
>>70522727
女装しても女じゃねよ

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>現在このスレッド
>全部ヨーロピアン
まだ外人恐ろしいよ!!

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>>70523030

>>70522614
興奮することにはほどがあると言いたいけどお前には本当になさそうだ (ﾟдﾟlll)

>>70522818
ほんまこれですわ

>>70523030
大丈夫だよ
オージーがいるんだよ

>>70523054
はっけーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーん!!!!

>>70522655
"Hexenschuss"って通じる?

>>70523108
やん…見つかっちゃった(*´ω｀*)

>>70523217
レアーな存在を見つけたら
科学の進化のために解剖する必要があるのです
覚悟を決めていますか

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>>70523108
返す言葉がない

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>>70523325
>解剖

>>70523388
宣告を替えます
一生禁欲に宣告します

>>70523396
(Φ ω Φ)ｳﾂｸｼｲﾅｶﾐｦﾐｾﾆｬｻｲ

>tfw no Japanese friend to kanpai with

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>>70523589

>>70523589
>tfw no Italian friend to eat pizza with

>>70523621

>tfw Shin-chan is broadcasted here at 11 pm

Pretty good.

>>70523652

>tfw no Australian friend to surf with

Hello. When you're in Germany you are always invited to sleep at my place
As you know I have a gf so you don't have to worry about me raping you
Thank you my friends

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>>70523524
ちょっと待って!
勝手に宣告替えないでくれよ
せめておちんちんで窒息とかにしてよ

>>70523713
>11 pm
because it's not suitable for kids?

>>70523725
>don't have to worry about me raping you
:( whats the point then
>>70523713
lets be friends come here and we get fish and chips and go surfing
>>70523787
he said
>pretty good

>>70523733
日本人のチンコで窒息するには3本くらい必要ですよ…(´・ω・｀)

>>70523733
黙れ!
これはお前みたいなとんでもない変態の最も相応しい判断である!
素直に貰え!

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>>70523841
やだあああああああああああああああああああああああああ
誰か助けてええええええええええええええええええええええ

>>70523841
>とんでもない変態
なんて素敵な褒め言葉…(*´ω｀*)

>>70523830
are you gay?

>>70523787

It's on a kids channel, so probably because it's not popular. Popular stuff gets the slots from 3 pm to 8 pm.

>>70523830

I would love to, but being mexican is suffering right now.

Also, I said pretty good because I get to watch it before sleep.

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>>70523839
それ幸せな逝き方かも

>>70523893
see
>>70522727

>>70523906
>I would love to, but being mexican is suffering right now.
just swim its not too far

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>>70523906
>>70523830
the original really isn't for kids.

>>70523887
素直にと言っただろう?!
大騒ぎは今すぐ止めなさい!

>>70523890
お前も犯罪か

>>70523976
>Genres: Comedy, Ecchi, Kids, School, Shounen, Slice of Life
>Rating: G - All Ages
>Ecchi, Kids
how bad is it?

>>70523932
I'm hoping to make some Norwegian boy happily dead someday with my humble dick.

>>70523980
>お前も犯罪か
それはお前の先祖たちだろ(-。-)y-゜゜゜

>>70523954
Hello. Do you want to marry me?
I want to leave this country and be closer to my gf.
I have a lot of money and you don't have to sleep with me. pls

>>70523980
犯罪者*

>>70524082
旅行中の日本人ですけどー

>>70520787
おでん美味いよね、乙〜

寝すぎた、もうすぐ昼だ。
みんな昼飯(夕飯?)何にする?

>>70524057
>>70523976
>>70523906
oh i just looked and the original dub that was translated into spanish was censored for kids.
but there is a new version that adds the adult references.
>The dubs were close to the original but had seen some censorship.

>The English dubbed version by Funimation was produced in 2005,...and was altered in comparison to the original - sexual references, dark humor, and references to popular American culture were added later on.
>>70524103
>Do you want to marry me?
not really sorry i am focusing on uni
>I want to leave this country and be closer to my gf
go to korea

>>70524127
>日本人です
うそつけ。尻穴がベジマイトだらけじゃねーか

>>70523976

Yeah, I know, I can tell from the episodes I saw that it has adultish jokes in it. The voice actors from here must have had a laugh voicing the series.

>>70523954

Oh, see you there then

>>70524220
な、何を言っているんですか
そんなわけないじゃないですか

I was watching a TV drama and a shy person described her shyness as a "conpreks". To what complex is she referring? Is the etymology known?

>>70522421
むしろ歓迎いたします(=´∀｀)b

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イスラム詳しい人おしえて
このひとなんでアヒルみたいなマスクしてんの?

>>70524216
Do you have a friend who can marry me? I just want to live there,
I will give her money and we don't even have to live together
I want to hang out with the Australian anon every day

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>>70523980
やだな
どうせお前がノルウェーに来ないかぎり、僕は捕まらない
バーカ!

>>70524376
>Do you have a friend who can marry me? I just want to live there,
>I will give her money and we don't even have to live together
dude why so creepy...
>>70524376
>Australian anon
which one? the one from brisbane, sydney or Adelaide?

so i lit the fire
isnt it good
norwegian wod

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>>70524425

>>70524425
じゅーみまへーーーーーーん (´;ω;｀)

>>70524058
You're too nice (*´ω｀*)

>>70523887
クソワロタwこれ、何の漫画?

コンプレックスって’道意味ですか?

>>70524594
inferiority complexとういう意味で使う

>>70524439
how is this creepy? some girls do much worse things for money
I won't find an Australian girl who loves me so this way it's better.
I can pay for your uni and by the time you're finished I will be with my gf or dead
pls pls
i want to live with the anon he is my only friend

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the president of mexico is handsome af

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>>70524586
デッドデッドデーモンズデデデデデストラクション

>>70524630
そうですか
それとその他のコンプレックスでどうする?

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Literally why would ANY foreigner ever live in japan long term? Let's see

>try to find apartment
>racist japs don't rent to foreigners
>Get a job
>Low pay
>shit treatment by japs
>work 12 hours/day
>meet a wife
>she's actually crazy but hides it
>Have sex once a year because jap
>finally have kids
>0 sex
>kids get bullied by evil japs at school
>kid kills themself

OR

>go home and live a normal life

KEK

>>70524632
キモいな
>some girls do much worse things for money
way to insult someone you want something from...
>i want to live with the anon he is my only friend
i don't live near the other Australians

>>70524731
マザコン、ファザコン、シスコン、ブラコン 等は省略した言葉が良く使われます。
また、「学歴コンプレックス」など、コンプレックスの前に言葉をつけて使うこともあります。

>>70524642
汗くさそう

トランプすげぇ
就任してまだ1週間ちょっとくらいだろ

I WANT A CUTE WHITE GIRLFRIEND. HOW DO I GET ONE WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TYPICAL WEEB GIRL!?

RAMを16GBに増やしたが快適
今まで4GBでゲームもやってたし、改めてメモリの使用量見ると簡単に8GB近く消費するんだな
RAM増設したら2倍くらい食うようになった

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>>70524842
>I WANT A CUTE WHITE GIRLFRIEND. HOW DO I GET ONE WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TYPICAL WEEB GIRL!?

Any sane white only goes to japan on holiday, jap.

You have to be truly insane(or a weeb, who are still insane) to want to live there

>>70524842
>A TYPICAL WEEB GIRL
How do they look?

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>>70524842
>DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TYPICAL WEEB GIRL
leave japan or japan oriented internet...
>>70524886

>>70524643
浅野いにおか!この人、本当に色々なタイプの漫画を、描くよね。
面白そうだから、今度読んでみる、ありがとう( ´ ▽ ` )

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>>70524886
like this, THIS is the type of person who wants to live in japan

>>70524885
I would move to my gf's country so that's not really an issue fro me.

>>70524886
Imagine a female Japanese otaku. Now make her eyes rounder and bigger. Tada, that's your typical weeb girl!

>>70524807
we just have to get married. i can live with the anon.
you would never have to see me and I would pay you
I just need a green card or however it's called
I'm not joking btw. please

>>70524910
>>70524923
I'm getting mixed messages here.

>>70524841
TPP廃止と、壁建設と、あと何だ?
とにかく、やる気満々だな。

>>70524923
Trannies can't be girls silly anon. Maybe it's different in Thailand though.

>>70524910
かわいいじゃん

>>70524841
>>70524969
大統領令だからな、好き放題できるが議会が廃止案可決したら通らなくなる
とはいえトントン拍子で事が進んで良いな
それと比べて我が国の首相は・・・本当にあきれる

>>70525024
でんでんw

>>70525057
why the fuck are japs obsessing over this? just because he made a little kanji mistake?

>>70524911
>本当に色々なタイプの漫画を、描くよね
うん、しかも絵がめちゃくちゃ上手い
是非読んでみて

>>70524969
イスラム教徒の多い7カ国の出身者のアメリカ入国禁止

>>70525072
ねーねーノルウェーくん
なんで日本語はそんなに出来てるの
留学とかしたことあんの

>>70524476
i have feeling that "peru" and "thai" are the same person using a proxy
>>70524910
girls like that make me sick i had someone like that in my japanese class in high school
>>70524934
?me? i dont have any room for you sorry... if you have so much money why don't you just move somewhere? what is your job can you apply for skilled work?

>>70525024
>議会が廃止案可決したら
共和党が多数派を維持してるからそれは問題にならないだろ

>>70525057
5年目に突入するが何も成果が出ていないし決めたことは国民に負担を強いる不幸なことばかりだからなぁ
あ、負の成果、負のアベノミクスの果実ならとっくに俺ら食ってたか

>>70525179
共和党は割れてるだろ
トランプの不支持率は過半数超えているし、ある意味トランプの暴走阻止に一役買ってるかな

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>>70525167
>comparing me to that fat brown mestizo

please, I take offense to that

>>70525179
大統領令は議会で否決されることは普通にある。
オバマ時代にもグアンタナモ刑務所の閉鎖が議会の承認を得られなかったりした。

>>70525230
>please, I take offense to that
you saying that just raises the chance in my head... take a timestamp selfie then we all know what peru looks like so we will know if you are not him...

>>70525131
Everything he knows about Japan and Japanese is from 4chan. We created him.

>>70525230

peru is a racist and a bipolar psychopath. he is also fat

>>70525072
上手いよね、特に女の子が可愛い<3
この作家さんと、沙村広明の描く女の子の顔と体型が凄く好き。

>>70524738

post some of those funny reddit stories of expats living in japan getting abused by their jap wives or bosses

>>70525273
>peru is a racist
he isn't. shut up whito piggu.

>>70525086
マジか
すげーな、トランプ飛ばしまくりじゃんw

>>70525167
are you the Chile Australian? are you the same as the girl?
I got suspended from school last year and I never graduated from high school but I have enough money and have an income
I can't get a job so I have to get married to move somewhere.
I like Australia and I'm ok with minimum wage jobs but they don't let me live there if I'm not married

Ryan Boundless revealed that his Japanese christmas cake ugly gf is a psychopath behind the camera.

>>70525314
90日間だけな、難民移民を厳格に審査するシステム構築するらしい
できんのかこれ

>>70525341
>are you the Chile Australian? are you the same as the girl?
yes no
>I got suspended from school last year
how old are you?
>enough money and have an income
what do you do?
>I can't get a job so I have to get married to move somewhere.
go on a dating website? people wont trust a german on 4chan they usually are a little bit cannibaly
>I like Australia and I'm ok with minimum wage jobs but they don't let me live there if I'm not married
good luck finding someone

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>>70525131
ううん、日本に行ったことない
いわゆるweebだから漫画やゲームとかのために5年間ぐらい勉強してるんだ
でもこういう会話だけで精一杯だからまだまだだよ

>>70525287
沙村広明先生の漫画は読んだことないな
今ちょっと調べてみたけど確かに上手いね

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>>70525264
Nice attempt, but I'm not dumb enough to fall for it

>>70525301
maybe later, if you're good

米英関係は特別なんだよね、トランプにとっては
日本なんてアメリカに媚び売って国益損ねても文句ひとつ言わなかったのにばっさり切られた
挙句の果てには安倍政権の閣僚総出でトランプに会いに行くそうだし、これ鳩山のほうが正しかったんじゃないのか

>>70525341
i'm not Chilean. if you are this creepy to other girls you wont find a wife...
>>70525425
>wont post pic
>not peru
ok sure

>>70525425
21. i get money from apartments and other things
I can't marry a normie. girls on 4chan are losers too so I can talk to them.
I'm too scared to talk to normal girls
My ultimate plan is to date my gf, marry her and then move to Canada when she gets offered to play there
but for now living in Australia with you my friend is good

オーストラリア人多いですけど
オーストラリアスレです

>>70525652
BBQにエビをもう一匹投げて下さい(>_<)

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>>70525580
Newfag?

中出しの喜び教えてやるぞ

>>70525580
I'm not creepy. I'm a nice person. you don't understand me
that's why i hate all women, you are all assholes and only want big dicks
(except for my gf and my sister)

>>70525705
やれるもんならやってみろ!(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

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>Had to go to a different hospital for a bunch of tests (next Friday I'll find out if I'm gonna live or be forced to have vital bits chopped out so I can live) and the docs there decided that since I'm clearly a foreigner they were going to speak really loud and really slow.

>Told them that I'm foreign, not deaf.

>They seemed very surprised by it.

>And continued talking to me like I was a hearing impaired brain damaged person.
Finally stopped when I started responding to them in the same manner.

>Now, keep your fingers crossed for me. I don't want to end up being forced to do an Angelina Jolie.

あの仕事ぶりをみる限り、TPP離脱決定の撤回はまずないと思うわな

スレのテーマ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkc_lNnNJqk

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>4 years into my stay in Japan. I came here as an exchange student, graduated, and now I teach English. After a wild first year I met my current gf whom I love very dearly and want to marry. We've visited America together and even though she doesn't speak much English, it was great. I've already made up my mind that I wanna be with her forever, but I've just hit my limit for Japan. I can speak the language, I know if I applied myself I could find a proper job here...but I just really don't fucking care anymore. I don't enjoy city life, I don't wanna live in inaka surrounded by old people, but I also have no skills or prospects to transition into any sort of career back in America. My shitty ALT contract is coming to an end and I could bail at the end of March and finally go home, find some kind of job, bring my girl over with me eventually, but I'm afraid she won't be able to adjust to living in America or she'll just end up feeling like I do right now after a few years. I feel like this is a big turning point for me, where I can either stay trapped in the endless ESL monkey loop, try to transition to something better here (like I said I have no interest in building a proper career in this ridiculous wage slave society, and no one to blame for that but myself), or take a chance and just leave and try to work things out. I talked with her about all this and she keeps assuring me she doesn't mind me going back to America and waiting til I can sort my shit out and bring her over, but man...

>>70525604
>move to Canada
why
>I can't marry a normie. girls on 4chan are losers too so I can talk to them.
true i guess but they are in high demand from less losery losers
>i get money from apartments and other things
you own property?
>>70525652
日本のスレ

>>70525686
Cuck?
>>70525720
Thats why you don't have a gf

>>70525756
Americans are more welcoming to Japs, so that race-mixing Jappy would probably do fine here in the states.

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日本よりも貿易赤字の多いドイツには何も言わず、中国、日本、メキシコばかり叩くのは結局白人至上主義だからかな
米英間も貿易赤字あるのに特別視しちゃってるし、アメリカどうしちゃったんですかね

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>>70525766
Weeb?

>>70525783
peru?

>>70525604

send me some money. peru won't give me any money for my business or offer me tips. he's an asshole.

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>>70525764
Canada is the best country
yes but it's not all mine

>>70525766
kek you loser
pic is my gf. i don't want any other girl so who cares lel

>>70525852
>canada
>best country
kek the country is run by rad feminists its no different to sweden

>>70525852
Will you just tell her she has to marry you. You will scare her lol

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OF COURSE, Shinzo Abe refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you/

我が同国同士よ
ドイツくんと話し合わないでください

>>70525900
i'm ok with that. better than Korea

>>70525916
no, because I love her I will treat her better than you
I wonder, is it true that women don't fall in love when they are on their period?
I have to know this, i've been preparing to ask her to date me for more than a year now

>>70525974
they are foreigner and female
both types of people you think are inferior
everyone here hates you

糞スレ

>>70526103
i'm not a foreigner... i was born here.
>>70525974
ドイツくんが可哀想だね

>>70526162
I know but he claims that doesn't make you Australian
he's a racist, sexist edgelord

>>70526193
>he's a racist, sexist edgelord
true

>>70526162
このスレにはドイツ君二人いる

>>70526256
>このスレにはドイツ君二人いる
はい、でもWeeabooくん話しました。

>>70526216
私何か悪いこと言ったっけ

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>day 2
>peru attempts to cross the HK border into shenzhen, PRC
>"sir, we've got a smelly mexican or arab middle-eastern looking gentlemen attempting to cross the border
>he's a got a suitcase full of an unknown product and is acting very strange. his eyes are twitching and he's all sweaty. he also muttered something under his breath about white people
>what should we do sir?"
>"take him into the back room for a 10 hour questioning session. we'll beat the truth out of this mestizo"

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>>70526404
Imagine how shifty he looks in person, muttering about white genocide and being unable to hold eye contact with anyone.

Then seeing him suppress his rage when he sees a WMAF couple

>>70525504
5年でこんなに上手いとは凄いな…「好きこそ物の上手なれ」だね。
>沙村広明
この作家さんも、色々なタイプの漫画を描くよ。
「無限の住人」の様な人情侍物を描くかと思えば、「ブラッドハーレーの馬車」の様な耽美な漫画も描くし、「ハルシオン・ランチ」のようなシュールな漫画もある。

>>70526331
koreaboo*
>>70526363
アデライドくんじゃないですか

>>70525652
食事している間に、オージーにスレを乗っ取られた…だと?(ﾟДﾟ;)

>>70526507
メルボルン住人だよ

>>70526256
>>70526331
koreabooとドイツ人(日本人)だね
日本語スレは誰でもウェルカム

I don't understand this anymore
how many Australians are here now? 3?
and who hates me? is the edgelord a girl? what is going on

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What does /int/ think of Knight Scoop?

>>70526507
>koreaboo
それな、
なのに、このスレに居座り続ける謎…。

>>70526598
There's elliot the half jap mongrel and the right-wing nutcase, they berate anyone who says ANYTHING negative about the japs

And theres a few others too

>>70526579
私のポスト
>>70526162
と
>>70526331
Koreabooは私の友です
>>70526571
女性ですか?
>>70526598
im not sure i think they are different
the racist is from Adelaide
i know there's one in Brisbane
im the half Chilean from Sydney
there must be two from Melbourne if they are not the girl
>>70526680
who is Elliot? the rw is the Adelaide one

>>70526680
見分けづらくなったよね (´=ω=｀)

>>70526598
i'm the girl im not this guy
>>70526571
hate is a strong word...

>>70526609

I love it.

>>70526720
女性なんているわけないじゃん

>>70526800
I am a girl

>>70526825
なんと偶然
私も女性なのよ

So this is what happens after I normally go to sleep
Australians take over the thread

>>70526853
i have never seen this many aussies, and i live in Australia. well i guess its Melbourne.
>>70526838
本当ですか?いいね
一人じゃない

>>70526899
>well i guess its Melbourne.
クソ町

なんてこったいここはオーストラリアなのか

>>70526939
do you like Crocodile Dundee?

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv288737297
超全力れなちゃん

>>70526939
アデライドくんではあります!!!

お前らのちんぽこ舐め上げさせてくれやぁああああ

>be Thaifag
>look like Harry Potter with Marfan Syndrome
>laughed at by everyone at home
>become massive weeaboo
>dream of travelling to Japan to find a qt waifu
>he finally goes there
>is laughed at by everyone
>super pissy about it
>move to Thailand to fuck cheap hookers who doesn't care how he looks as long as he has money
>spend his days being bitter about Japanese people on a Mongolian Sheep Herder Forum
>doesn't believe it's possible to have a good time in Japan so makes fun of everyone who does

It's quite sad, really.

と言うわけで、これからは女子スレになります
男死は少なくとも女子の真似で書き込んだら許してやります

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>>70527060
german no/10
お名前は何ですか

>>70526995
いや、もっと西へ

>>70527060
to me all women are ugly
because my gf is so beautiful

>>70527022
あら、そうなの?
じゃあ仲良く女子トークしましょうね<3
>>70527022
cute

>>70527091
えぇ、WAに住んでいますか?
オーストラリア人が七人ですか?
TOO MANY AUSSIES

>>70527104
そうなのよ
よろしくお願いしまーす! (≧∇≦)~<3

>>70527013
It's pretty sad, really.
Also I can't imagine how he could have had a bad time in japan.
When I came to visit for 2 weeks, it was awesome.
I had some of the best time in my life, which is why this year I will start 1 year of work & travel.

If jap posters feel up to it, we can even meet, have fun and drink some beers!

キンタマ洗おうと思い パンツ脱いで見たら、マンコだった。
どうもあたいです。

>>70527183
mach dir einen Namen rein du Hurensohn
die denken immer ich bin du

>>70527218
Aljoscha, verpiss dich einfach endlich aus dem japaner-thread.
Oder gib dir einen Namen, damit man dich wenigstens filtern kann.

>>70527134
マジかよwワロタw
>>70527145
オージー女子に人気があるお菓子は何かしら?教えて下さる?
アタシ、甘い物が大好きなの('ω'*)

>>70527078
点数つけてよ!

>>70527094
koreans are ugly

女とか言う空想上の生き物を信じてる奴がまだいるなんて
さすが世界は広いや

>>70527260
shut the fuck up you racist asshole

そもそもきんたまを洗う必要なんかないのに

>>70526568
冷静にスレ頭からみてオージーの暴走ぶりに笑ってしまった

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どんなゲームでも日本刀強くね
ばっさばっさぶった切って暴れまわれる

>>70527240
甘いものってズルイもん!
そんなに美味しいのに少しだけ食べようとしてふっと太っちゃうよね

>>70527260
横からですけど、彼はちゃんと点数をつけたよ
「german no」とは「ドイツ語のno」と取ると、
german no -> nein -> nine -> 9

>>70527260
英語の「No」ドイツ語で「Nein」です
「Nein」と英語の「9」が同じ音だよね~
ごめん駄洒落だ

オーストラリア人来たから、スレは死んだ。

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>Be deluded danish weeb
>make up stories
>spend 2 days in japan and act like an expert

hmmm

>>70527504
>be peruvian with a proxy
>pretend to be someone that went to japan then went to Thailand
>complain constantly on a weaboo thread on a international board on a weaboo website owned by a weaboo
>only speaks english

>>70527402
>>70527408
彼ではないが…
Neinか、成程なー、まったく思い浮かばなかった。
ドイツ語、一年専攻してたのにw

>>70527402
>>70527408
全然知らなかった・・・

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사랑해요오오오오오오
아아ㅏㅏ
영주.....
ㅠㅠ

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どうも

>>70527876
i know her i went to her school

>>70527895
うっす兄貴

>>70527876
Why is her dress so short?

>>70527926
親分でいいわ

Are Aussies and Australia laidback people and place?

>>70527945
because its a catholic uniform
>>70527990
yes everywhere but snooty south Australia

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average Australian Girl.

My gf is sad too sometimes. I wish I could be there fore her like she was for me
I've been following her career for so long. Now she is among the top players in Asia and goes to every international game
I already knew it when she was still playing for Busan
It's been so long, but we both haven't changed
The anon made me think the other day, what if she's a lesbian?
She is literally perfect, looks amazing and is succesful there are many guys who are in love with her
but I never see pictures of her and men like on other players fb pages.
on the one hand it would be good because just thinking about her having a bf makes me sick
but then I couldn't be her bf.. i'm so scared

>>70527876
>omg is that creepy guy looking at my leg
>i didn't ask for my leg to be so beautiful
>if i touch my hair it might make him look again
>eww what a creep omg
>my dress isnt pulled up like this deliberately
>i just wanna listen to music and not be stared at omg
>i wonder if jason likes me
>men are such pigs
>if i were not wearing uniform right now i would look so hot

>>70528141
I wish I could pee that hard

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>>70527876
i took the photos
>>70528190
:(

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>>70528249

オーストラリアの女性って結構かわいいよね
でも彼女らってアジア人と付き合うなって親から教育受けてると聞いたことがある

>>70528249
>>70528276
>>70528296
超典型的なイギリス系の顔してる
可愛い部類に入る

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Questions for the Japanese in this thread.

Do Japanese game devs and anime producers really think this is what American women look like?

Also they put characters like Tina Armstrong, and other blonde cowgirl in games/anime for the Japanese guys to fap to because they have a fetish for western girls? Or is it just there for the American audience in these games?

>>70528303
なにその「日本人はメガネで出っ歯で首からカメラ提げてる」みたいな古いステレオタイプ(?)w

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>>70528376
based on your ads every girl must look like this i mean she has a burger.

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>>70528303
普通にアジア人と交際してる女性はいるだろw

血だまりスケッチ
みんなゲームやらないの?

In 15 hours I will go to sleep
Then I will forget my week and dream about my gf
I want to dream forever

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>>70528462
So you are implying that the Japanese learned what American women looked like from the adds we put out there.

>>70528513
Americans also depict Japanese weirdly in your movies.

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>>70528513
the looks are based on stereotypes and the main attractive stereotypes you guys have is the fit rancher girl and cali girls. thats how you guys are on the visit America ads. and the bra is cause MURRIKA
>>70528526
see pic

lol also the attractive stereotype for japs is a cute 14 yo schoolgirl so i think you guys have a better image.
and Australians are seen as buff surfers which is completely true

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>>70521427
フランス語は可つか
>>70522166
ハングル禁止
>>70522199
>>70522421
百合板にしよう

>>70528303
まぁ、日本人が付き合いたい女性ならオーストラリアよりオーストリアだよね

>>70528597
Is this the main attractive stereotype of Japanese men?

柿がうまい。

Are kaki or persimmon grown in Australia?

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>>70528640
>百合
百合はホモと同じ

>>70528704
hes not japanese they gave him makeup to look "japanese".
>>70528732
yes
http://www.persimmonsaustralia.com.au/

>>70528644
俺、オーストリアは嫌かな。
口が悪くてすぐに汚い言葉吐くし、正直清潔好きじゃないから。
もよおしたら所構わずしちまうと何かの記事で見て更にやんなったわ・・・。

>>70528787
>口が悪くてすぐに汚い言葉吐くし、正直清潔好きじゃないから。
>もよおしたら所構わずしちまうと何かの記事で見て更にやんなった
わ

すごい勢いでちうごくじんが頭を駆け抜けた

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>>70522614
前立腺オナニー
>>70523388
その気持ちを五七五で
>>70523839
お前の彼が小さいだけ
>>70525525
日米関係が基軸と言っているのは日本だけ
ニクソン・キッシンジャーは鄧小平の中国に対し、日本はアメリカが占領を継続しているので心配ないと語った
トランプの頭なかにあるのは米中関係と中国の変動相場制への移行
>>70525750
よりアメリカにとって有利な二国間関係に移行するということ
一対一なら力関係となる

>>70528769
He is pretty.

I didn't expect persimmons grow in a hot place like Australia. Due to the slow traffic of my internet connection, I can't open the page. But thanks for the link.

Do you know persimmon trees are very fragile?

>>70528819
肌の色が違うだけで正直あまり変わらない

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>>70526140
佳奈美まている
>>70526800
ろんりちゃんは女性
>>70527895
誰?
知らなーい
>>70528741
そらgayということでは同じ
男にとって鑑賞の対象

>>70528872
>hot place like Australia
Australia is big it snows in the south in some places

Today's weather is very weird. Rain, sun, rain sun. And it's so warm that I can wear a t-shirt outside.

>>70528939
when it sunshowers here in summer you can see the ground steam because of how hot the road is.

>>70528939

shut up

チッ!

>>70528926
Oh I didn't know it snows there. Come to think of it, Australia is close to the antarctica.

Kids here are taught not to climb up the persimmon trees. It's dangerous and make your bones broken and sometimes live on wheelchairs rest of the life.

>>70529001
Fuck you too.

>>70529011
do you like persimmons?

>>70529003
Whud up?

>>70529033
Sure I do. When I was kid, I didn't like it though. Because kids tend to like fruits with good aroma like grapes, oranges or peaches. And persimmons don't have aroma. But when I grow up, I got to like it somehow.

Do you like persimmons?

>>70529119
What the absolute fuck

>>70529072
I sneezed

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>>70529028

>>70525782
アメリカ対中赤字50%か
どうしょうもないな。。

>>70529099
yeah i do i only tried them a few years ago though. they are hard to find and only show up for a short time