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Commie Posting edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tntA_4IoxbE
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220332
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220332
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220332
CRUCIAL poll
>>70516952
i'm loaded with quotables
>>70517050
haha guys actually i just listened to the anthem of the soviet union and its actualy very god im not sure if youve heard it or not but it so good even though they were communists its really amazing
epicureanism
just got called a childman
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220373
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220373
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220373
VERY VERY VERY CRUCIAL poll
>when I hear normies having fun
plymouth is actually an alright place
>watching yank powerlifting channel
>skepta playing
what to heck?!?!?
skepta is big in the states now?
might leave the heating on overnight
might visit a random part of london tomorrow
any suggestions
>>70517122
babby's first philosophy
>>70517108
it sounds like every other national anthem, I am unsure why you brought this particular anthem to my attention
>>70517139
mate about a third of /brit/ posters are from bucks
>>70517180
Tower Hamlets
>commie posting
>>70517122
Epicureanism + Marxism is the true red pill lad
>>70517180
the river bit
right, update me with your county of residence lads
berkshire here
watching the monuments men on 4 lads. bit boring desu
>>70517180
I might go to the Imperial War Museum
whats london river's proper name cant remember
north east melbourne here
Any Nihilist-Hedonism mans in?
why do women think a foot fetish is creepy but are like this?
quite literally the exact same concept
>GYM IS CLOSED
>>70517274
you posted this last thread and no one cared
you literally have the beliefs of an edgy teenage girl
sort it out
>>70517231
>>70517277
Foot fetishism is literally perversion though. It's just your brain wires being messed up.
https://twitter.com/denzolaa/status/824314120400945153
which one of you nicked her gucci belt?
>Any Nihilist-Hedonism mans in?
>>70517272
it's actually known as the Isis in Oxfordshire
Will he divide us?
>>70517346
It's the most common male fetish I understand
I read that...somewhere
BIG ANGLO INDUSTRY
how can krauts even compete?
>>70517277
a bloke isn't a man without calluses and/or scars on his hands
>>70517050
Can't stop listening to fash-hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si6VNKfZj6g
>>70517249
Greater Manchester in paper, Lancashire in spirit
god tier: hedonism
shit tier: thinking your individuality matters in the grand scheme, and you aren't just a speck of dirty that will be wiped away
really noggles the woggle
>>70517249
West Midlands on paper, Warwickshire in spirit
nicked someone's gucci belt lads
unsure if the communist german and free market german are the same
>>70517407
>You're already killed by Y, why do you want to reduce your chances of being killed by X!?!?!?
hey can someone do a cum tribute to my gf real quick?
anyone else here a Victorian using a time travelling device?
>>70517454
West Germany and East Germany
>>70517407
it makes a lot more sense when you consider that US spends more on defence than every other country on the planet put together. An Army without an enemy isn't an army at all. Also, less multi-billion dollar defence contracts get signed
>>70517454
Of course it is, he changes based on what he thinks will net the most (You)s based on what seems to be the most popular
>3 germans post here
>all 3 of them are jewish
really fuels the neurons
>>70517477
don't care really desu, just quite enjoy that armed toddlers kill 21 yanks a year
>>70517407
Which ones can you control?
Business idea: deport Americans from America
>>70517213
you know this how?
>>70517522
business idea: block all armed toddlers at the border
>>70517522
probably killing themselves on accident
>>70517492
I wanted to say yes but I couldn't bring myself to lie
>>70517385
it's pretty interesting how we've gone from that to this
>>70517249
Worcestershire in paper, Worcestershire on spirit.
>>70517561
>on accident
you're a fucking moron
Business idea: pillage america for it's wealth and divide it up between all other countries as punishment for being the shittest most powerful country in history
>>70517535
good post
>>70517249
Hessen on paper, Lancashire in spirit
>>70517600
rasheed
Got a burning desire to go to uni at 24 and study for an utterly useless degree and live in hallf or dorms or whatever they're called and just smash teenage fanny 24/7
It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel
>>70517588
explain
>>70517277
>Outdoors soft hands
Ah yes, women
business idea: split america in to 50 countries and see how long it takes them all to reunite
>>70517600
america's wealth is in its people and their work ethic
>>70517636
yes boss i'lll assert that my chicken wings are high quality tender meat and my man davip hussein has the best cash and carry links in the greater bradford area.
absolutely dread to think about the state of my liver
>>70517698
Die Protestantische Ethik!
>>70517743
must still be working tho
weird how lefties praise Merkel even though she's a Christian capitalist conservative, just because she lets in millions of brown people
Trump is a madman
>>70517791
weird how you're a boring cunt.
Literally fucking hate my life lads
Keep trying to change it and keep falling back into old ways
>>70517791
>>70517837
you're both in on a saturday night
>>70517791
Do not care one whit.
getting sick of this blonde girl
>>70517277
They say shit like that but a lot of girls I've gotten close to tend to throw their bare feet at me, all but one knew I had the fetish either. One girl I dated would ask me to hold and rub her feet but would always say how she hated it when people touched her feet but would say she liked it when I did. She even put them in my face a few times when we'd play fight.
>>70517659
the phrase is 'by accident'. on accident doesn't make sense and is what fucking morons who don't know how to speak say.
>>70517791
they are allies.
>>70517858
Why is saturday night any different to every other night?
>>70517858
so are you, so are all of us
got a lot of hostile responses for my Merkel comment
didn't mean to cause offence
>>70517858
I have to work.
What's your excuse for being an obese nigger?
>There could be phoneposters in this thread RIGHT NOW and you wouldn't know it
*does a read*
Ah yes fascinating
Ed Milliband on http://www.hewillnotdivide.us
it's funny how all of these american lefties are raging at the treatment of muslims
go talk to any muslim and who do they hate the most? AMERICA and LIBERALS
(although I can't blame them, because i don't like those things either)
All the family's over lads
Imagine being one of those autists who hide in their room when relatives visit
>>70517791
Shut the fuck up or I'll break both your fucking legs.
surely nobody is out tonight? end of the month is tuesday and we all got paid early for crimbo
>>70517945
>>70517989
>tfw
stopped smoking weed and forced myself to socialise now i'm a borderline normie
@945
sat here for ten minutes trying to think of a good post and i've failed miserably
>>70517945
>Me
Now you know there's at least one ;) xx
i am gay >:)
Imagine being the kind of person who thinks 'Ahh yes, I will go outside, find this camera and stand in front of it with my fist clenched for no reason whatsoever'.
Must be one of the most cringe and attention seeking things ever.
>>70518023
>>70518034
>>70518052
*reaches for the gas release valve*
wee is objectively the best fetish
phone poster are disgusting creatures. They should be marched one by one into electrocution chambers
>>70518062
FUCK OFF NAZI
>>70518081
For absolute degenerates
>>70518081
t. Donald J Trump
>>70517901
hahahahhah youre such a fucking autist. shocking that you're in on a saturday night.
>>70518100
But I am comfy in bed
>>70518081
Tried bringing it up the the ol' 'f once and she was not receptive at all haha
>>70517154
He sucks Drake's dick all the time thats why
pic related is better anyway
>>70518150
pathetic slug of a man
http://boiswithcameras3.tumblr.com/post/138355416528/seaton-loves-doing-this
Look at this qt aussie boy enjoying a classic aussie past time
Daily Dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltTWFnJ7Kms
>>70518070
Germans and their gas
Hahaha got a reserve of Zyklon B leftover?
>>70517916
>>70517937
lol its fucking 3pm here. im going out in a few hours. sad cunt
>working on a sunday
Nice hourly job, sorry that I'm a salary guy.
got a stiffy while the kot sat on my lap
my my cock is poking against my kot
feels weird
>>70518141
>>70518160
bugzy is moist
>>70518150
i was meant to be out tonight, i'm only here with accident
Watching the so-called "Ultimate Fighting Championship"
>>70518040
good post
>>70518081
barefoot loafers are tbf
>>70518193
>sad cunt
Says the fat nigger getting triggered on /brit/ kek
>>70518205
reported
>>70518155
It quite easy to persuade them if it's them doing it on you
>>70518193
Are you trolling or just insecure?
watching sissy hypno again
Cromwell was right 2bh lads
he was England's last chance
>>70518275
Neither. I'm making fun of you. You really that thick?
>>70518265
abnormie NEET insults have no impact on me lad
>>70518268
Not quite as fun 2bh
>Why yes, I am a leaf
>>70518160
bugzy went to shit after the journal of an evil genius
>>70518267
please dont misunderstand my cat isnt what gave me the hardon, he was just sitting there when i got it
why do all of our media outlets shill so hard for the Syrian rebels
Doing a poo !
>>70518303
Why do you keep biting then, Jamal?
>>70518287
Last chance at what? Legalising incest?
>>70518307
Personally only interested in weeing fanny 2bh
Did that on purpose
>>70518353
Why are you a boring cunt?
>mfw re7 spooks me
*marches into camp*
>>70518353
>everybody loves a rebel
What age do hangovers start to get even worse?
...stop calling me a boring cunt
that's twice now
http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/ for live-streaming of /pol/ irl vs some antifa, could kick off at any minute, pretty interesting. /pol/ range from being cringey to genuinely scary desu.
Nandos cheeky as ever
http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/27/smallbusiness/nandos-trump-everyone-welcome/index.html?category=smallbusiness
>ASMR girlfriend roleplay for loneliness
>>70518431
I can't play horror games because I get scared, Metro was the last thing I tried and I couldn't hack it
Boring cunt
>>70518303
I'm not the same person, simply saw you were being obnoxious
>>70518451
'Gasses you'
>>70518468
My hangovers have become much milder as I've got older, probably because I switched from lager to spirits
>>70518451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8F8g1-4Uw
>>70518408
to be free lad
>>70518489
Playing RE7 with headphones on, the sound work in this game is amazing. Hearing something in the distance and then having to go there is tense af.
>>70518473
Boring cunt
just spilt my drink in the bed in accident lads
https://twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/status/825457796573454338
disgusting that theresa may is just ignoring the latest fascist decree from trump
>>70518501
You're all the same to me, in on a saturday night.
>"If I had Canadian soldiers, American technology, and British officers I could rule the world." - Winston Churchill
>>70518475
100% cringe
say a prayer for janny lads
/pol are chanting "my wife's son" on the stream fucking hilarious
>>70518598
>Canadian soldiers
Churchill was having a right laugh with this one haha
>>70518567
Too bad you didn't spill your blood into the bath after
ate an entire chocolate mud cake in one sitting and it's not even 10:30
>>70518576
My girlfriend is leaving tomorrow and I'm tired from surfing, I do have a social next week though.
Who is the best Mass Effect character?
>>70518475
now they're chanting 'my wife's son' lmao
>>70518572
Yeah, we should have implemented it here by now as well
>>70517945
nothing wrong with phoneposting
>>70518598
Leafs were the biggest cowards of WWII
>>70518623
Probably should go for a walk
>>70518623
Good taste though innit.
>>70518623
do 20 sit ups, should burn it off xx
>>70518684
Going to need some proof of this claim.
might get drunk
>>70518489
metro isn't even a horror game
>>70518645
Dr Chakwas
>>70518645
Mordin. Garrus close second.
>>70518630
No you don't. No, no, no you don't.
did a shame wank to an ugly bint
>>70518707
that comma triggers me ngl
>>70518737
I'm a massive pussy, the atmosphere got to me
>>70518645
The Elusive Man
>>70518739
Bitch
>>70518719
>Name one Canadian offensive
>>70518630
please don't reply to the yank
>>70518645
Thane
>>70518707
Mordin is also cool
need to get a PS4 if I want to play Andromeda, reeee
reading old letters i found that my parents sent each other and getting feels i did not anticipate
also kind of dont want to keep reading and find out things id rather not know
>>70518598
>Canadian soldiers
he was fucking mental
>>70518789
post some highlights for your las, la
got niccy rush
feeling wobbly
>>70518645
Miranda, felt bad for her, just wanted to comfort her
Guy just shouted "WE WUZ KANGS" over a black guy on the "hewillnotdivideus" stream
really wish I had some canadian soldiers protecting me
had just about enough of this leaf bashing
*rolls up sleeves*
>>70518830
did the guy with the beard yell auschwitz before the police rushed them?
>>70518789
never dig into your parents' relationship/sex lives lad. literally the best thing that can come of it is you find out nothing. anything else is worse.
>when girls dance just infront of you waiting for you to grab them from behind and dance with them
many such cases of this
there are several girls who would be more than willing to have sex with me but are just waiting for me to be assertive and make the first move
Do you mix tobacco with weed? I never do it but recently ive been knocking a couple cigs while high and it feels good but what does it feel like when you mix the two and smoke it
>>70518842
Gonna bash some leafs yourself lad?
>>70518783
Enchanté, Bitch. I'm Grégory.
>>70518839
Watchers on the wall.
Anyone know of any audiobooks or radio plays or something with John Hurt narrating?
Always loved his voice
>>70518879
i think so
>>70518902
same
its hard being stunning and handsome but lacking social confidence
>>70518939
he did some porn back in the day. can't really post it
there was 10 in the bed and the little one said:
>tfw no lit gf
>>70518939
Last movie i saw him in was snowpiercer
>>70518909
yeah
Watching Peep Show and it's alarming how much I identify with Mark
>>70518745
Here me out, say I'm telling the truth and if so then maybe I'm more than what you think. Consequently, from this perspective I could say that the most successful people I know, don't act how you do.
Give me some cider recommendations lads
Strongbow drinkers need not apply
>>70518883
nothing sexual in it so far thankfully. mostly my mam talking about raising me and wanting to be a good wife etc
its just making me sad I will never receive a letter like this. also a bit sad that letters are a dead medium.
>>70519023
Cider is for homosexuals.
>I drink cider
>>70519023
strongbow dark fruit
>>70517050
bit edgy lads
>>70519023
try apple cider. also pear.
>>70519023
Kopparberg
Rekorderlig
Thatcher's
Old Mout
Henry Weston's
>>70519002
>Peep Show
abysmal show, can just picture the sort of twat that likes it
>>70519052
w2c the silver one?
>>70519044
Cider is for dessert, especially apple pies.
>>70519023
Stowford Press and Aspall are pretty good. If you want strong stuff you can get in shops try to find Henry Weston. If the pub you go to has a house or special cider then order it
>>70519089
wow who's bottom do you eat out of?
>>70519107
do you pour it on or dunk?
With a little more organisation, /pol/ isn't that far away from forming their own Freikorps
>>70519020
I'm very successful for my age though so guess I'm an outlier?
>With a little more organisation, /pol/ isn't that far away from forming their own Freikorps
>>70519140
doubt it. you're definitely a twat though.
well good morning
That one black kid saying "hol up" to the muslim goblin dwarf.....
Wish I could just stick to one or two pints 2bh
>>70519140
>goes on 4chan
Ah yes very likely
>>70519083
>>70519123
Thanks lads
>>70519194
>doubt it
yeah im not really an outlier. just a normal handsome successful 24 year old.
>>70519133
you drink it while eating
>>70519137
Good, I'll enjoy battering them.
>>70519140
What do you do?
the so called gf as it were
>>70519227
exactly what a massive twat would say desu
Why is she sucking Erdogans dick? Do Brits do everything now to stay relevant?
man saving takes fucking forever on the ol' 'tion 2
When did /pol/ become the most influential board on this site?
>>70519287
At least Brits are relevant, Hun
>>70519287
nobody has any idea what you're talking about
>>70519287
>>70519262
Consultant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqvUwylTfQ
vidya choon
>USA building the Wall will cost $25 billion
>UK leaving the EU will cost £60 billion
JUST
>>70519321
When it became a storm front colony
>>70519227
Fag
>>70519335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavMvN_1WOg
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>70519287
It's how we survive, hence why selling our industries to China. Essentially a bargaining tool should America deteriorate and cannot protect us.
>>70519287
Its actually sad how irrelevant the UK is and how far they have fucking fallen
They are only talked about every few years (Royal wedding,Royal baby, Brexit)
Crazy how an empire once so powerful could fall to what they are now. No one cares or talks about them anymore. They aren't even the most important country in europe anymore, lol let alone the world
Just had a big dinner lads
going to get into bed and watch some pornographic material on the ol 'blet
>Building a wall to keep illegal immigrants out
>Americans stealing our ideas again
literally did this last year and no-one batted an eyelid. Every said trump's idea was ludicrous and yet we've already done it.
>Saturday night
>he's not locked into charlie sloth
babestation
>>70519399
empires rise and fall. america will find that out soon enough
it already is in some regards
american power peaked in the 1990s
>>70519332
Medical? That's neat, what's your specialisation?
Imagine having land borders with another country
Imagine needing to spend billions of dollars building a physical wall to separate your sovereign state from another sovereign state and their citizens
The mind boggles
https://youtu.be/j61mWvtCKBI
>eat a fuck ton of food
>still feel hungry
Don't think I had enough protein
anyone else /pornaddict/ here
literally running out of hard drive space because i've hoarded so much of it but can't bring myself to delete any
>>70519415
It's easy to build a wall.
What's difficult is getting Mexico to pay for one.
>>70519427
*noises*
>>70519485
Seriously hope there are no 3D whores in your collection.
>>70519485
I regularly download several GB of photos and videos of celebrities then wank to them once and never open the file again haha
just wanked after watching the divide us stream for an hour and it dawned on me just how pathetic and useless my life is
truly sad
>>70519468
Business consultant at accenture
>>70519464
>actually replying to the Americuck
>>70519468
*Medicine
>>70519415
Everyone who has done it has had it pay dividends. It's literally the most effective border security by far.
People just go full autist about it because they're ideologues who "want to build bridges, not walls" and somehow think that a wall is racist.
>>70519519
>>70519519
did the same, i need a job.
>>70519519
posting fucking 'chines
>>70519485
I'm addicted to collecting hentai, haven't even wanked to most of it.
>>70519485
STATE of this
STATE of you
>>70519485
Downloaded a 2.6GB 4K video of Cara Brett's bare fanny yesterday
>USA falling in global power
>Russia's economy in tatters, will take decades to recover
>China is one bad day's away from a complete economic crash and regime change
>EU will collapse within the decade after the Euro falls off the abyss
So, who will be the new world superpower?
having a strange compulsion to do an absolutely abhorrent post but i fear the wrath of the janny so i shall refrain
>>70519510
aahhh
aahhh
don't get me started
>>70519620
me, i invested in eastern poland
>>70519615
>2.6GB 4K video
thats like 2 minutes max innit
>>70519620
Britain and India
>>70519633
do it lad *starts to chant your name*
>>70519526
what's richie's surname?
I know eddies is hitler
>>70519620
india, china, the phillipines
>>70519620
POOPERPOWER
>>70519671
fuck you jew
>>70519523
How's the salary? Any plans, or going to go up through the corporate ladder?
>>70517249
london
in the states atm though (you can tell by looking at the flag next to the word "anonymous", it's the american flag)
>>70519620
Unironically India.
Millions of whiteys will be immigrating there and an Indiakip party will start wanting to kick us all out
>>70519697
Richard
Starting to get Black Runt Speaks and shit in my YouTube recommended videos lads
Shan't be clicking any YouTube videos linked here any further
>>70519726
it'll take decades for them to evolve into a developed post-industrial country
i reckon the US will still be the leading power 50 years from now unless something catastrophic happens like ayy lmaos or nuclear war
>>70519751
here lad, watch some lefty stuff to balance it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvVe43BKKFk
>>70517650
>expecting 18 year old girls to talk to the weird 24 year old who for some reason is living in freshers halls