/brit/

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Based Tones

/bouchard/

deutschland more like doucheland hahaha jks jks

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Elsa

watching hacksaw ridge lads its a bit naff, doubt it'll get best picture

>>70514663
*makes a note of your address*

The day of retribution approaches.

elena koshka is good lads

Fucking dying lads

Drinking cans in the flat alone to get rid of this terrible hangover. One of my flatmates is away home, one's at the rugby pres and one's at the football pres and anyone else I'd feel comfortable asking if they're heading out is otherwise occupied.

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might kill myself

How much do you lads weigh? 100kg at 6'2 here.

hey lads

hi

doing a post

haha

Used to get so many kills from using deep impact and learning the places to spray through walls at spawn in search and destroy

>>70514741
68kg, 5'10

fat cunt

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very aesthetically pleasing

>>70514741
5'7 72kg here guvna

>>70514741

61kg

>>70514723
rest yur self lad

>>70514689
Yeah true, Adventureland is another film that gives that sort of feeling. It's comfy just going about your business and having zero responsibility, but now that I'm leaving it and getting a 'real job' and my own place, etc, it feels like my youth is over desu.

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dealers on the way with some time crystals lads

used to play oldschool mode and would go outside the map on crossfire

not liking all this call of duty posting, making me very sad

literally my life every day from age 14-18

stopped playing after modern warfare 2, are the other ones any good?

>>70514741
>>70514764
>>70514770
>>70514772
>kg
this country is FINISHED fuck off globalist scum

I honestly feel sorry for the men that lose their hair AND can't grow a beard.

Most bald blokes I see can usually grow a pretty good beard but it must be fucking shit to be bald and have a baby face too.

Thankfully I can grow a beard and have a full head of hair, but I have a big forehead, so maybe that's the price I have to pay.

>>70514765
crossfire and vacant

>>70514764
not even fat, just bulking

FORTH, AND FEAR NO DARKNESS!

>>70514803
that's where I stopped too. Used to rush to finish my homework so I could play search and destroy, domination, and team deathmatch for hours

>>70514803
No. Ruined it by adding a million kill streaks and death streaks and perks and bullshit

>>70514619
Is Father Ted the best British tv show?

>>70514826
just bulking

forever

without lifting weights

>>70514831
*surreptitiously runs away from the battle while my captain isn't looking*

currently watching some ARMA 3

do people actually enjoy this sort of game?

>>70514803
last I played was MW3, it was pretty crap

>>70514814
stubble is best

What is the official football team of /brit/?

>>70514847
this. the more customizable it got, the worse the gameplay got

really need a bf

>>70514874
socceroos

>>70514863
>implying
I don't even look fat although I have no real definition at the moment, muscle weighs more than fat.

>>70514874
Horsham FC

tfw 5'10'' 125lb

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>>70514874
the moors

>>70514874
Manchester United

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doing a 'gia

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>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months
>She says I look skinny and pale
>Tells me to weigh myself
>I do
>7.4 stone
>I am 6'0
>Now she is panicking
>Has told me if I do not gain at least 1 stone this week she will call a doctor to take me away
>Just made me sit on the chair whilst she spoonfed me warm coconut milk
>Called my dad who I live with
>Has been on the phone for 30 minutes yelling at him for starving me, is threatening to call child services even though I am 23
>keeps blaming my dad because he cheated on her and this apparently made me depressed
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
>tfw I feel awful as I am the one who doesn't eat

how does this happen?
Surely others among you share a similar weight?

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>>70514929
>Stand up for the Moors

Shan't

>>70514872
Depends on the person imo.

Some men can look really good and mature with beards and stubble, whilst others look like child molesters.

Personally I have quite strong features such as a strong jawline and high cheekbones but still have a baby face without facial hair.

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I like to think of /brit/ as a nice big friendly circle. We're all standing around happily, possibly even holding hands. One of us will come forward, into the middle of the circle and say something, then take a gentle step backwards. Everyone sees the gentleman step forward and hears him, too, occasionally we even make eye contact but no one pays any mind. With the soft shuffle of his feet backwards, the next man will take his step forward, never quite acknowledging the man before him, and say his own piece. Once again with minimal, but soothing, eye contact, he steps back with no one listening. The cicle continues

>>70514775
Feeling too low 2bh

Anxious as hell

Left the club last night feeling pretty depressed, ended up smoking salvia 'cause we'd run out of weed and while it was alright for a bit (closed eye visuals to music and shit) it seriously fucked with my head afterwards.

>>70514922
>>70514963
hello hungry skeletons

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>travel to the UK
>go to a restaurant
>order a streak
>strangely I've only been given a spoon
>ask the waiter
>"I'm sorry sir but knives and forks require a Silverware license."

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>cicle

>>70514963
i literally don't have an appetite. i only eat when i feel so weak i start getting the shakes and even then it's only a few bites of food

>>70514981
>Personally I have quite strong features such as a strong jawline and high cheekbones
course you do lad

>>70514874
Sheffield Wednesday.

>>70514963
>7.4 stone at 6ft

Mate, I'm 12 stone at 6ft and people still say I'm ''slim''

ALRI SKELETOR

>>70514963
how the fuck is that even possible

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>>70514874
Club Atlético Douglas Haig is an Argentine football club from Pergamino, Buenos Aires Province. The team won the 2011–12 Torneo Argentino A championship, promoting it to the second division of Argentine football, Primera B Nacional where it currently plays.[1]

The club is named after Field Marshal Sir Douglas Haig, a senior British Army commander during World War I.

Founded on 18 November 1918 after the victory of the Allied forces, a group of British workers on the Argentinian central railroad decided to start a club to participate in the local soccer championship. This required the consent and support of the chief of the railway, Ronald Leslie, who, as a condition, requested that the club take the name of General Douglas Haig

>girl from work messaged me twice earlier about something that needs doing
>can't stop obsessing over her now

ahh yes, me

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work in the morning lads

>tfw tall, good looking, charming and good with women but choose a life of solitude except on weekends when I shag the fwb because of bodily urges

no one here will believe me but it's true

Only jobs I've had are working in clothes shops, is working behind a bar better?

People who claim they can't gain weight are ad delusional as fatties who claim they can't lost weight

why are you all replying to that post seriously
he obviously just wrote it for the daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs line, which is admittedly pretty funny

>>70514963
at least in australia, you can still be eligible for child services if you're under 25

Is Jacob Rees Mogg ITT?

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>work
>on a sunday
what

>>70514963
post a picture of your hip bones
bet theyre razor sharp

>>>/pol/109662091

>>70515112
kys you utter normalfag

>>70515157
I work 7 days a week

>>70515135
he obviously just copy and pasted it because it gets posted all the time you newCUNT

>>70514807
THIS

I DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW MUCH I WEIGH IN EUROGRAMS

I'M 10 STONE 6 POUNDS

>>70515117
Depends what sort of bar, what your personality is like, etc. I enjoy it because my pub is fairly relaxed and friendly and we don't get many scumbags in.

>>70515135
I didn't even write it, I saved it from about 6 months ago when it was originally posted and left me in hysterics

>>70515174
you should take a break before you die of exhaustion lad

>>70515117
depends on what customers you prefer dealing with

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>>70515165
what does purple mean

>>70515169
I'm not a normal, but neither am I a complete abnormal

I am a self-confessed subnormal

>>70515227
PURPLE AKI

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>>70515227
royalty?

>>70515227
colour of fascism

>>70515077
as in butcher haig? christ

>>70515214
Possible. It's manual labour as well. Didn't eat for almost a week apart from bit soft bread and stuff a while back and don't really sleep anymore lmao.

Money tho

>>70515259
brown/black are the fash colours

>>70515117
I work on a bar at a racecourse and you get a real mixed bunch.

although I don't think it really matters the setting or the people, when it gets busy, it gets stressful.

'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.

lads

https://www.playalterego.com/

>>70515276
you must be getting fucking paid, makes sense to get it while the going's good I suppose

>>70515157
would love to chomp on those thighs

shan't be returning any of your compact disks

RUNTS ON PARADE
*guitar riff*

>>70515285
this game is shit, it's just a guessing game

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>>70515285
Not a chance.

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>>70515285

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>>70514619
I'm not sure how I feel about our telly shows being hijacked by the brits tbphwy

resubbed to netflix then instantly remembered it was shit

*dances*

>>70514963
>daddies little fibs
ya blew it

>>70515362
Channel 4 is British. Father Ted is British.

>>70515362
recently rewatched all of father ted, it's fecking marvellous

>>70515362
it's just german ignorance

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I fap to the women in the item photos of clothing online stores.

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>>70515338
>>70515347
this game was posted here a year or so back you mongs

>>70515174
Hello railway employee

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They shot an amateur porno featuring sex acts on a public bench at a Victorian railway station.

And despite police knowing exactly who they are, the people behind the "Trainline Tramp" video which scandalised train commuters around Geelong have escaped criminal charges.

Why? Because despite the fact the film only surfaced last December, the actual filming happened more than year ago: outside the statute of limitations for charges to be laid.

Confirming the "Trainline Tramp" case had been abandoned, Victoria’s Police Media Unit said despite transit police undertaking “a thorough investigation of the incident that occurred at North Shore Railway Station, the investigation had been closed.

“It was determined through that investigation that the offence took place outside the (12 month) statute of limitations.”

Had the legal technicality not existed, those in the film could have faced penalties of up to $1,555 for obscene offensive behavior on public transport.

The case made headlines late last year when the video, featuring a female Melbourne graffiti personality “Staytrue” having sex with a man at the North Shore Railway Station in Norlane, surfaced.

It had been uploaded to an adult website last April, but it wasn’t until December that it came to the attention of horrified V/Line officials, who started investigating with police.

As the scandal widened, more videos surfaced.

According to the Geelong Advertiser, the graffiti gang behind the film has been causing problems including graffiti and vandalism at train stations in the area for two years.

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Wish I'd followed my dreams and pursued science desu lads instead of settling for more practical stuff.

What are/were your dreams? have you fulfilled them? if not then why?

>>70515337
>died in childhood

o i am laffin

>>70515298
80 quid a day and my 'boss' pays my tax. Technically self employed. Decent money for my age. It won't last forever which is why I'm milking it. Felt like absolute shit for a good while now though. People keep telling me I look ill. Went to the doctor once and they took blood, told me something was abnormal so I had to do retests. Did this two more times so I just stopped responding

>>70514807
1L of water weighs 1kg, boils at 100°C, freezes at 0°C. 1000L weigh 1 ton and occupy 1 cube metre.
So decimal, so beautiful.

wish I could just 'turn my brain off' and watch boxsets and shit films like neurotypicals do

>>70515408
kek

>>70515414
>What are/were your dreams?

To be His Imperial and Royal Majesty, By the Grace of God and the Constitutions of the Empire, Emperor of the French, King of Lombardy, King of Italy, Mediator of the Swiss Confederation, Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine, Co-Prince of Andorra.

>>70515452
now we need a wall with them, too

>>70515398
shes got great feet

>>70515515
Why haven't you achieved it then lad?

Finally got a job, lads. Didn't take any internships in Uni and so no one would hire me because of my lack of experience. It's only 26k in London, but I'm in the right industry, doing the right sort of work and hopefully I'll have a lot more opportunities after a year or two.

off te shops, any one want owt?

he will not divide us is absolutely kicking off rn lads
reckon a fight's about to break out, sam hyde is there too lol

>>70515414
Lack of money and confidence.

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>sort my music by Most Played
>realise I have had an absolutely shit pleb taste in music for the last 15 years

>>70515544
Tell what it is then you tart

>>70515551
sam hyde about to go on another shooting spree no doubt

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>>70515542
Lombardy is the real sticking point. Once Milan falls then the rest shall fall into place.

>>70515551
sam hyde is on cam now
nice

>>70515563
My mates all got that libertines tattoo when we were 16. I was going to go as well but was sick on the day

Was only pretending to like them as well lmao

>>70515609
Well I hope it all works out for you mate, best of luck. xoxo

imagine going back in time to the olden days when everyone was a malnourished manlet

I could probably take over Europe with only a knuckleduster and some stern words

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJoTxJ5DPxk

Javert did nothing wrong...

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>>70515414
Don't even have a dream lad...I'm devoid of true purpose. I still enjoy life but I do not feel whole.

Absolutely perplexed why anyone who isn't themselves an illegal Mexican immigrant would be against the great wall of america

detest the irish lads

i always make sure to keep my browsing history completely free of porn, but i got to thinking, is there even any point? i'm the only person who uses this computer

>>70515696
Muh nature muh wall tax

why are americans obsessed with race

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>>70515656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtbcZmCc7rg

>>70515594
Working as a statistician. Hoping to become a data scientist.

just seen some fucking mong created a new thread in the catalog
hope he doesn't link it

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>tfw from the most influential ethnic group in world history

Twin Peaks was fucking shit. I'm sick of all these stupid millenials creaming over this faux-nostalgia over a show they weren't even born to see

>>70515551
how do you watch it?

Look I'm not opposed to the whole prostate stimulation thing but every time I've tried it I just feel absolutely nothing

>>70515720
There's always a point, you can never be too sure

>>70515755
fuck off kike

>>70515726
i'm black

>>70515740
v. good post

>>70515756
All of Lynch's stuff is beloved by hipsters and /tv/ tier cunts

would absolutely love to amputate their legs

>>70515798
fuck off nigger

>>70515784
are you sure you aren't an gril

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how do I be normal

I think we've established I'm more normal than about 85% of /brit/, but how do I make that leap into being a true Deano?

>>70515756
Cooper is the only redeeming factor. Would have stopped watching it otherwise.

NAZI FUCK OFF

What did Putin mean by this lads

https://youtu.be/hJQZHzdQ0fA

>>70515816
christ, can't even imagine being as much of a shiteating pleb as you

>>70515849
Hit a guy for smashing your ray bans in the club

>>70515792
>australian flag

you're more than likely from the same ethnic group you spastic

>>70515784
Get someone else to do it with their penis.

>>70515782
http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
its the most active it's been in days cos sam hyde said he''d be there

might get my arse out

>>70515887
there aren't any jews in australia

>>70515873
cunt cunt cunt

that's what you are lad

a cunt

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top snack food

>>70515863
that cunt and the ginger pepe shirt sperg are pissing me off so much
>>70515782
http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/

currently got my arse out

>>70515849
get a job as a retail manager, a bmw or mercedes, and maybe a few tribal or chinese tattoos

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Is Uptown Funk the best song ever composed?

Can you name a better one?

once i get some basic strength im going to go on a mass gaining program for a few weeks and eat like a shitload of food

consider myself a capitalist but I'm actually unemployed haha

>>70515849
BARRATT

>>70515930
Just turned it on, what the fucks going on?

>>70515930
the white hispanic girl is so damn cute

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the gf

>>70515869
Is this real

>>70515978
>a few weeks

Lmao. Read the sticky

>>70515909
>he thinks jews are the most influential ethnic group in world history

did a jew tell you that?

>>70515975
Agadoo 2bh

why on earth would i want to watch irish people do [x] for the first time

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>>70515930
Getting upset on the internet

wish r/grime would stop sucking off kamakaze just because he's white

>>70515997
theyre all kicking off, there are some trump supporters screaming "BETTER DEAD THAN RED" wearing a fucking pepe shirt and there is some mong screaming "FUCK OFF NAZI" every time someone tries to speak

>>70515883
umm it's actually report him to the police sweetie xx

>>70515930
why do people care about the HWNDU shit so much

by all means batter trump fans though

>>70516014
being this bluepilled.

Even if you hate commies you have to admit this is an absolutely top tier national anthem

https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs

>>70516048
Polish guy is about to kick off

COME ONNN

>>70516000
Can't see the sign all that well, seems to be a shadow in the middle

>>70516053
I didn't report him. He tried to run away and the police grabbed him because he was running. When they found out what happened I was asked if I wanted to press charges

>>70515930
She really has the "look sad and maybe they'll agree with me" look down

>>70516056
there's a difference between most trump supporters (decent polite white Christian hard workers from middle America) and NeoNazi alt-right autists (/pol/tards)

Only the second group deserve to be beaten up

all women are communists

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took one of these meme tests and the results are taking so long to get back

BBC Weather is infuriatingly shit

>>70516110
changing your story now you fucking snitch pussy
can't fight people one on one so you have to throw cheap shots

im gay!

>>70516164
why didn't you do 23andme you melt

Business idea: a tablet that gives you that feeling of having drunk a quarter of a bottle of vodka but without the liver damage

>>70516176
Not changing shit. Proud of my 100% record

>>70516081
the best, the only one I put above ours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYw_zamFGf0
superior version

>>70515975
is Mars blakc enough to pull that off?

>>70516110
ahhh yes, nice change of the story following the absolute rorting you copped in here when you told the truth

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>all women are communists

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>>70516212
>why didnt you give your dna to cuckerberg you melt

>>70516220
>The Red Army Choir is mostly dead

This hit me harder than I expected.

>>70516067
Jew isn't even an ethnicity mate, Hebrew is/was, and most Jews aren't that.

>bluepilled
If you're one of these "omg the rothschilds own every central bank" looneys then let me tell you, the Rothschilds are as ethnically jewish as I am ethnically norman. They are/were half-german, half-english. And I've actually met Jacob Rothschild, I can tell you he's as english a gent as a gent'll ever be.

>>70516161
right-wing victories have come from women's support ever since they got the vote

You don't realise the entire thing is made up?

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gf snapped this one

just got called a melt

>http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
why are yanks so fucking loud

>>70516212
too much money

I'm considering a y-dna test but I don't know of any companies

I'm also thinking of asking my grandfather to take the ancestry dna test too maybe

dubs and we all die in our sleep tonight

>>70516300
freedom

>>70516258
You are SUCH a bluepilled cuck

>>70516253
delete this immediately goy

>>70516285
*normies
any time i've ended up having any political discussion with a group of people it ends up as this, mongs shouting over eachother

>>70516258
fuck off shill

>>70516300
thank you jesus

>>70516285
they're all trying to shout over eachother in their horrible yank accents

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>>70515979
i don't use myself as a metric for anything because i'm such a retarded lmao

>>70516223
You think I care what you autist pricks think lmao? You've probably never been in a fight in your life never mind winning every single one and making a guy have a criminal record

Gf left me. Feeling depressed. Might wank

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>You are SUCH a bluepilled cuck

just remembered that my senior prom had a $500 prize for any girl who came in a pantsuit and not a single girl took up the offer

girls are so boring

>>70516353
what happened lad?

>>70516272
Ah, looks like they've really cleaned up the East End.

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>yeah I've met all the Rothschilds mate
>used to go round their house for dinner after school

>>70516313
>>70516329
I've literally deliberated over these statements for years and it's true.

>muh rothschilds

literally existed to create israel, nothing more
they have no power in the 21st century

i've fucking met the bloke

Jayposting making a comeback. Invest now!

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The Rothschilds bow to these men

>>70516361
fuck off normie yank twat

>>70516352
lmao shut up you abnormal little pussy, go put some sticky tape on your hoodrich glasses and manage the JJB

>did u gyus know communist anthems are so ebin XDDD
Need these sorts of runts exterminated immediately

>there was very minimal crime in Victorian Britain

something to make you think

What if God was one of us, just a NEET like one of us, just a shitposter on a bus trying to make his way home?

>>70516408
don't understand this meme

>>70516408
Why am I seeing these freaks all the fucking time

>>70516353
Do it to a picture of her but imagine her with the bloke she left you for, you'll get a rush of adrenaline while you're wanking due to the sheer danger of it all, and then you'll feel terrible afterwards. It's the /brit/ way desu.

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actually footage taken at a Trump rally

>>70516361
Nigga I would have come in drag for that much at 18. Would be a laugh

>>70516382
No you twat I used to walk through St James' Place on a daily in the hope i'd bump into him... low and behold I eventually did and shook his hand and asked him a few questions. I didn't go easy on him either.

>>70516434
sherlock holmes was on the case

>>70516421
Well I got the money back. Not hard to get through victim support once he's been convicted

>>70516424
So true lmao

*fires up the new Beyonce CD in the ol' beemer as he pulls out of the drive of his Barratt Newbuild*

reminder that when push comes to shove, people will vote as a racial group, rather than as a gender, or by class, or by religion.

white women may ACT like treasonous cunts a lot of the time but the truth is, they'll side with white men more than other women minorities

>>70516454
This is literally a disabled group and everyone is mistaking them for ordinary yanks

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>>70516441
>>70516451
You don't know about the phone call that saved Europe?

>>70516408
Can I get a quick rundown on these guys?

>>70516361
I'd have gone in only my xv shorts for that kind of dosh

Princelet Street is very victorianesque lads

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>>70516518
The call?
(also NEED a smug bogdanoff toad)

I'm a Victorian using a time travel device to travel to the year 2017 and I must say, I'm not impressed

>>70514619

>go on /r9k/
>open up britfeel
>50 posts
>45+ of them about serial killers

>>70516491
just look at /int/, it was meant to be a place where people of all different nationalities discussed things together. Go on the front page and we're all chatting our own languages in our own generals. I suppose that's just how we humans are and why multi kulti wishy washy clap trap is just a delusion

>>70516424
>Wow it's le smelly commie so I can't appreciate it as an objectively good piece of music DAE LE gommies so edgy xD

The same some with different lyrics is the current anthem of the Russia federation anyway

Absolutely pure calcification

The Victorians understood both morality AND the free market better than us.

why didn't they make a new titanic

>>70516518
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: [YouTube] Bogdanoff Meditation (embed)
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

Just finished Resident Evil 7, really enjoyed it. Top tier spooks

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business idea: become a billionaire and buy all the available land and then sell or lease it for centuries to come ensuring your family will be rich and powerful for generations to come

>>70516577
delete this racist filth, goy

>>70516600
i watched sodapoppin play the whole thing

>>70516578
It's not that it's communist it's that it is brought up without fail every single time someone mentions anthems and every time people treat it like it's some magnificent new discovery

Absolute peak runt behaviour

>>70516591
there was a sister ship of the titanic. don't know what happened to it

He Will Not Divide Us is genuinely a very good piece of modern art desu.

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>>70516518

why did nobody read me poetry when I was a child

Business idea: build a giant luxury cruise liner, then crash it into a fucking iceberg

>>70516507
>>70516559
is this a /brit/ original or did we steal it from reddit?

woah come with me now

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just be yourself

>>70516600
never actually seen a resident evil or played the games

is it a supernatural horror (ie shit tier)?

>>70516662
it's /pol/ wank so reddit, yes

>>70516662
it's a /x/ meme

>>70516657
hi I hear you are building a new cruise liner would you like comprehensive insurance?

>>70516635
Ahh yes the common contrarian runt who will bend over backwards to disavow any vaguely popular opinion

Guess what? The majority of national anthems are terrible and boring so it's not surprising

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the gf (she's a bit of a handful)

>>70516662
reddit doesn't make anything you fucking idiot

>>70516662
Don't think the whole "Bogdanoffs control the world" spawned here but I know there is that one lad who has been posting this>>70516646 picture for months now, prior to it all

Have seen them mentioned on the 'dit though so I don't think it'll be very long lived

>>70516634
same xD sodaG sodaNOPE

Can't stop listening to fash-hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si6VNKfZj6g

>>70516734
fuck off soda sub

>>70516723
They've been a low level meme for a long time because of that comparison pick and others, dunno how they exposed into full memery recently

>>70516361
they take prom very seriously


when girls go to prom they feel like how we would feel if we were playing in the super bowl

>>70516735
>nigger music
ahh yes

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>>70516735

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaapAXXfRWE

LOT of qts on HWNDU lads

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BET INPLY
NAAOOO

>>70516646
is that really them when they werey ounger? they could have aged well 2bh


men tend to age really well, they fucked thier faces up so bad

magic of the cup

do you think theresa may used a white house toilet when she was there?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12220298

http://www.strawpoll.me/12220298

http://www.strawpoll.me/12220298

I did nofap for the weekdays and just did such a huge cum, I literally needed 2socks

>>70516838
>the city of Liverpool

FUCK OWFFF NAZI
FUCK OWFFF NAZI

>>70514963

tfw 5'11 / 113 pounds

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Doctor Pavel, I'm Child Labour.

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>>70516838

>>70516878
they were childmen

today's generation are manchildren

>>70516878
Your a pretty big kid

>>70516851
She uses your mum for a toilet, calls it her 'white trash toilet'

>>70514963
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

fucking screaming

>>70516878
holy shit I just noticed the Labour party named themselves after child labour

why do people still vote for them?

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>>70516827
Yeah, the thing is the plastic surgery didn't look so bad when they got the first little bit done, it just gradually got worse

>>70516785
>dunno how they exposed into full memery recently
Easy, just keep spamming the fuck out of it on /pol/ and those idiots will post it everywhere.

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>they were childmen
>today's generation are manchildren

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bucks meetup WHEN

I'm deadly serious, I'll drive to/from anywhere, I don't give a fuck

toasties with some tabasco is so fucking GOAT

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me

a fucking S&M swan

http://www.strawpoll.me/12220332
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220332
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220332
http://www.strawpoll.me/12220332

CRUCIAL poll

people shouting literally outside my room
they're all there... having fun :(

>>70516954
Drive off a cliff

>the media STILL tries to shill for the rebels

screaming. bet the journalists and editors are being forced to write this crap against their will

>>70516972
wow

>>70516939
prefer big hair bog to chink eyes bog desu

>>70517050
>>70517050
>>70517050
>>70517050
>>70517050

>>70517029
Tell those louts that this is a no normie zone.

>>70515660
>>70515660
>>70515660

old/new

>>70516972
>that stance of number 4

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Nihilist Hedonism is the final redpill

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>>70516954
>red and black

good colour combo

>>70516954
I dont think there are enough posters here for a meetup for a single county

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>>70517097
It's lonely at the top

>>70516662
>/brit/ original
Lel. There's fuck all on here that is original