/brit/

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cant wait to kill leftsharts

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>tfw way to smart to align myself on any "spectrum" of sorts

plymouth is actually an alright place

>Film photography

alri gramps

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A Yank scored for Rangers today

the real political spectrum is a horseshoe with rorke and rasheed on each end and radical centrism in the radical centre

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was it suicide?

I like to think of /brit/ as a nice big friendly circle. We're all standing around happily, possibly even holding hands. One of us will come forward, into the middle of the circle and say something, then take a gentle step backwards. Everyone sees the gentleman step forward and hears him, too, occasionally we even make eye contact but no one pays any mind. With the soft shuffle of his feet backwards, the next man will take his step forward, never quite acknowledging the man before him, and say his own piece. Once again with minimal, but soothing, eye contact, he steps back with no one listening. The cicle continues

Don't @me

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>tfw to inteligent to be a leaf or leftist

>>70511517
very ignorant way of looking at things 2bh

i will say that very poor people are mostly either lazy or stupid but there are plenty of middle class people that work harder than a lot of millionaires yet earn far less.

>>70511777
It's how you recognise the difference between a complete idiot and someone who is capable of critical thinking.

lefties are literally suffering PTSD

they cannot handle the gaping incongruity between their online hugboxes and existential reality. leftism is a religion. trump and brexit is ruining the leftist immortality project.

@70511917
shan't

>>70511879
wrong

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THINGS

>tfw to intelligent to be monolingual

>>70511802
lmfao what do you think happened in Australia?

reading 4+4chan /pol/ and it's even edgier than here

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@70511917 >"I like to think of /brit/ as a nice big friendly circle. We're all standing around happily, possibly even holding hands. One of us will come forward, into the middle of the circle and say something, then take a gentle step backwards. Everyone sees the gentleman step forward and hears him, too, occasionally we even make eye contact but no one pays >any mind. With the soft shuffle of his feet backwards, the next man will take his step forward, never quite acknowledging the man before him, and say his own piece. Once again with minimal, but soothing, eye contact, he steps back with no one listening. The cicle continues"
Don't @me

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my ideal aesthetic

Too bad British houses are all tiny cramped and dark

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>tfw too intelligent to be anything but a capitalist

>>70511785
Give me your best synthwave brittons

>>70511979
not an argument

Listening to a song released in the year of my birth (1999)

>>70511929
>there are plenty of middle class people that work harder than a lot of millionaires yet earn far less.
they also live outside of their means and take out a mortgage, finance a brand new car(s), and pay for all this other needless crap just to look richer than their neighbors. they're just bad with money

it's obviously more difficult to become rich when you're poor compared to someone who was born into wealth but that's irrelevant

how do i find out if a girl likes me

she's in a relationship but keeps acting all playful with me, touching and being goofy, won't stop texting me either

>>70511785
So yank, why can the wilderness which people used to be able to claim a piece of their own to live in which is how america developed, suddenly be unavailable because the government said so?
I can understand having national parks but there is so much federal and state owned land in America that surely there must still have been land available?

>>70512023
Same thing, still dont think its fair
Although most of Australia is inhospitable desert

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Complete the phrase:

OY _____!

>>70512058
wub wub wub wub wub wyoaaaaaaaaawwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggwogwogwogowogwogowgowogowogow DROP the bass unce unce unce willi willi

>>70512054
pretty common on the continent

>>70512058
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481446443005.webm

capitalism is the only economic system truly compatible with humans.

we are at our core heartless, greed driven beings and capitalism is the system to best facilitates that need. The profit incentive has been responsible for so many inventions and will be responsible for many more.

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>>70512107
Show me ur puzzy luv!

P-P-P-POW!

>>70512127
the holocaust took 12 million lives, half of which were jews

>>70512130
These people deserve all the CTE they get

how do richards decide whether they want to be called dick or rick?

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just came like a firehose to some lesbian porn

was feeling a bit cheeky and had a lot of saliva in me gob from the lager so I used it as lube

might open another jar of pasta sauce or another beer now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q_r0ocuOKU

>>70512240
Kek'd

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reaching unfathomable levels of woke

>>70512239
If they're over 60 they're Dick, gramps

>>70512130
is this what poor people?

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>>70512240
found your dinner sauce boy

/deutsch/ is full of Arabs now. /brit/ is still white....right????

>>70511917
PHENOMENAL POST

*uploads a CoD4 360 no-scope montage to YouTube with Fort Minor - Remember The Name as the soundtrack*

what's the name of those things to get rid of dead skin on your feet? starting yoga on monday and don't want to show my horrific battered feet to qts

a lot of hot arab girls in germany

>>70512317
christ lad, that takes me back

what happened to the CoD youtube scene?

all I see for gaming on there now is just gimps doing Let's Plays

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>>70512274
aaah yes, british cuisine

>>70512297
/brit/ is INCLUSIVE and open to ALL nationalities
Racism, classism, ableism, heightism, ageism, homophobia, transphobia, otherkinphobia etc. is NOT welcome

devising a plot to destroy Australia's ecosystem

>>70512352
A shower?

>>70512127
christ... get over it...

they're even more obnoxious than all the african americans that preach muh slavery every day

t. privileged white male

>>70512352
Bender

>>70512297
/brit/ more like /shit/
/white/ more like /shite/

>>70512240
lesbian watersports is most of what I wank to desu

>>70512319
why are israelis the only developed countries allowed to be rorkes?

>>70512352

Pumice stone

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>>70512317
>>70512354
>playing quickscope noscopes ("quicky noeys") with your mates
>hardscope kill them all
>they don't realise because they're mashing x to skip the kill cams

>>70512376
toad

>>70512297
/deutsch/ is honestly too autistic to be full of Arabs

literally dead after midnight

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FRENCH SPEAKER GENOCIDE WHEN?

ahahahaaha
hohohoohohohoooooo
*coughs violently*
ahahahahaa!!!!

>he will not divide us
>it's forcing lefties and MAGAs to meet at a specific location and "debate"
>it's exposing both the views of MAGA and the lefties to thousands because of the livestream
>it's curing the division between right and left
Shia is a fucking genius

>>70512274
send it over senpai

bit worried the flatmates might have heard me powerwanking for the last 25 minutes and I also spaffed all over my quilt which reeks of cum now

>>70512162
What's the name of that french dude again
I remember his albums and titles had weird names, like hours or something

>>70512386
showers dont get dead skin off you
the fact you think they do suggests you never shower
>>70512420
that's the one, thanks la

>>70512465
there is nothing "Saxon" about Anglo-Canadians mate

>>70512465
Une putain de feuille

why are israeli jews so much better than yank jews?

>>70512486
Kanye West

>>70512440
I wish there was a nice non autistic german general, I'd like to practice my german but /deutsch/ is a such a state

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>>70512505
We hate the frogs, you love them

>>70512421
i made fun of the retarded deanos that made cod comps back in the day

they filmed them with cellphones, utter runts

>>70512470

He actually does some cool stuff 2bh

I really think he is just memeing about everything, he's just really deep in the game

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>>70512421
DEVILISH

Franck Rivoire

His EPs are all times

>>70512476
doubt they heard you
>not using a pair of pants as a cumrag that you can throw in the wash
STATE

Descartes, Pascal, Bergson, Tocqueville, Montaigne, Rousseau, De Sade, Constant, Proudhon, Alain, Weil, Balzac, Proust, Zola, Gide, Malraux, Foucault, Montaigne, Debord, Lévi-Strauss, Dixsaut, Braudel, Bloch, Gilson, Michelet, Aron...

Why is France so GOAT?

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thoughts?

>>70512580
for >>70512486

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>>70512465
god i hate the french and catholics

Shia LaCuck

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I ate baked beans all week and now I can't stop farting.

>used to be an absolute pro with the throwing knife in MW2
>mediocre KDR but would get 4 or 5 ridiculous throwing knife kills every game
>never thought to make a montage

>He drinks smart water

>>70512581
I did this once and they vanished somewhere in my bed, still don't think I've found them

going for a fag and another beer or a coffee now

>>70512465
Saxon genocide NOW!!!

need a bf

>>70512555
think for a lot of lads it was their intro to abnormie/internet culture. Think there are probably a lot of lads who wouldn't be here if it weren't for CoD, be grateful

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>>70512610

>>70512627
No you weren't.

>>70512586
is this the one with the song about the dead kids

>>70512554
Yes but we don't speak their language and do what they say

>>70512602
danke

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you just KNOW

>He drinks dumb water

>>70512638
You are what you eat/drink

>>70512627
you could've got 5000 odd subscribers lad

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... Haircut Selfie ...

>too intelligent to drink smart water

>>70512582
>not including Althusser, Derrida, Sartre, Camus and de Beauvoir

shiggy

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>>70512678
Frog lovers. Britain should be ashamed.

CANZUK when?

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>>70512661
>be grateful for /v/ cod babby newfags

CRAVING thai food

don't tell thairunt i guess

>>70512676
every song on this album involves the death of at least one person

>>70511917
like this image desu. especially when sometimes one of the lads just steps forwards and does a poo and then steps back.

SINCERELY miss being 14 and spending whole weekends on halo 3/CoD zombies with my mates. wish i enjoyed something that much now

Frogs > Leafs

>>70512668
I was pretty fucking good with it m8
especially on Afghan, I got bare kills from the pillbox bit throwing knives to just behind the edge of the cliff

I saw some posts about COD4 in the last thread, and it reminded me of this. Around the time that game was released my dad was made unemployed and he went full NEET mode. Eventually he got to around the top 2000 online. I came home to find him with the curtains still pulled shut, in a fag smoke filled room, berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags, many a school day.

Oh, how the tables have turned.

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the world class subway of toronto lads

>>70512811
don't even remotely care

brb

>70512811
cant imagine opening this image

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Whatever happened to the kid from Jersey who got arrested on terrorism charges?

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>>70512811
wow sheppard line is fucking retarded

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>>70512811
You are like baby

Gonna rape a commies mother and give a good ol dollop of capatalisn

>>70512781
No you were not. Stop lying.

I wish we were a former Dutch colony instead of a B*itish one

>>70512915
me in kpachonpechehckaR

>>70512923
Your mum never told me to stop last night mate

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now that we have Coke Zero what's the point of normal Coke

>>70513008
Coke Zero tastes disgusting

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*sprints into the thread*
WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS WAHEY LADS

>>70512979
Because she's dead

>>70513034
this 2bh, tastes nothing like normal coke

>>70513008
only fat cunts drink diet soda

>>70512811
Do you ever shut up talking about Canada you tedious cunt

>>70513045
excellent post

ok i'm back lol

>>70512876
LOL

>>70512979
LOL

>>70513045
Go eat a bag of dicks, princess.

coke and pepsi taste the same

LOL

LADS

>>70513122
pat mustard?

>>70513131
nah nah nah nah nah

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off to my tinder date

My dream evening: I'm with my girlfriend, we are on a beach. Somewhere lovely and warm with beautiful clear blue seas. We are sitting on very comfortable sun loungers. The beach is empty, apart from when we want drinks, then a waiter will bring us cocktails and perhaps a beer if I'm feeling it. We have a joint the size of a babies arm. And as the sun sets over the horizon, providing a red glow, we make love. We'll then embrace and fall asleep as the ocean breeze blows over us gently. Then when we are asleep we are both raped by one of the big black African guys that walks about the beach selling sunglasses.

>>70513131
british and irish are the same

makes me laugh how i could knock out anyone here without even trying

cod uo > cod 4

>>70513119
>>70513122
SNAP

>>70513216
Watch it

>>70513214
BLEACHED

>>70513233
black ops 1 was my favourite desu

>>70513216
post height and weight

>>70513188
nice fit bruh

>>70513216
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little redditors and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

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literally me right now except instead of vegetables it's booze and sweets and crisps

moh > cod

>>70513188
Nice shoes

*honk*

>>70513216
Maybe. But its funny that I could crush anyone here with my wallet

>>70513303
the rifle in medal of honor one on ps1 literally looked like an umbrella

World at War is the GOAT

This is NOT up for debate

>>70513309
howling

>>70513188
those are the fakest converse i've ever seen

>>70513201
Good post

>>70513282
Good lad

>>70513331
i loved the tanks and exploding limbs, made the online amazing

>>70513323
you're not wrong

>>70513282
>>70513331
underage out

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>>70513345

Ah yes Call of Duty

Fucking normazoids

>>70513331
best post I've seen all night
*picks you off at a distance with the unscoped Arisaka*

>he doesn't do yoga
third eye status: mummified

>>70513331
this

>>70513377
>buying real converse makes me jewish

>>70513135
laffin @ this post

>>70513331
good post

>>70513396
*mows you down with the MG42*

>>70513421
Yoga has been ruined by normies

You don't know about my mentality bro. In a fight I just black out and bodies start dropping.

*enters /brit/*
*sprays the MP40 wildly from the hip*
*exits /brit/*

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>You don't know about my mentality bro. In a fight I just black out and bodies start dropping.

Sylvia Plath somewhere named God “King Panic.” And Panic is fittingly King of the Grotesque. What are we to make of a creation in which the routine activity is for organisms to be tearing others apart with teeth of all types—biting, grinding flesh, plant stalks, bones between molars, pushing the pulp greedily down the gullet with delight, incorporating its essence into one’s own organization, and then excreting with foul stench and gasses the residue. Everyone reaching out to incorporate others who are edible to him. The mosquitoes
bloating themselves on blood, the maggots, the killerbees attacking with a fury and a demonism, sharks continuing to tear and swallow while their own innards are being torn out—not to mention the daily dismemberment and slaughter in “natural” accidents of all types: an earthquake buries alive 70 thousand bodies in Peru, automobiles make a pyramid heap of over 50 thousand a year in the U.S. alone, a tidal wave washes over a quarter of a million in the Indian Ocean.

Creation is a nightmare spectacular taking place on a planet that has been soaked for hundreds of millions of years in the blood of all its creatures. The soberest conclusion that we could make about what has actually been taking place on the planet for about three billion years is that it is being turned into a vast pit of fertilizer.

But the sun distracts our attention, always baking the blood dry, making things grow over it, and with its warmth giving the hope that comes with the organism’s comfort and expansiveness. “Questo sol m’arde, e questo m’innamore,” as Michelangelo put it.

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>it's a Juggernaut + MP40 episode

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*enters /brit/*
>
*exits /brit/*

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might get off my tits

Feeling seriously, seriously low lads

can beat everyone on this website in CTR desu

lads, whats your shoe size (UK) and penis size?

12 and 7 inches here

so i'm reading neitzche and you're playing video games. hmmm. interesting.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlxH9-TYseY

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>>70513538
>juggernaut
>MP40
>martyrdom

>>70513572
10 US and 6.5 inches

not converting to UK size because male shoes aren't sold in UK sizes here

>>70513572
12 and 7 inches, coincidentally

though I can sometimes slip into an 11 so I probably need to have my feet properly measured

>>70513572
10/8

I think I just checked my privilege, lads

Ak74u, deagle, stopping power, bandolier and steady aim

>>70513620
It's easy m8, just subtract one to get UK size

>>70513572
size 10
6.5 inches

Imagine the horror of the Victorians if you told them that in 200 years, the pound sterling will have devalued so much that peasants could make over five pounds an HOUR

>>70513572
12.5 UK and 5 inches (hard)

when i head out im strapped like rambo in this motherfucker

>>70513683
Victorians understood the concept of inflation

>>70513683
imagine trying to explain the internet to them

and then trying to explain /brit/ to them

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>>70513664
>Ak74u
was shite on CoD4

MP5 was the patrician's SMG

>>70512692
leftists are completely livid over this i'd bet

Oh look its a everyone on 4chan has a 90th percentile dick again

Imagine the horror of the Victorians if you told them that in 200 years, the Ottomans would conquer Great Britain from the inside out

>>70513572
Size 8 and 6.5 inches

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>>70513732
*thinks about this

how strange everyone has a long cock, no lying at all. Pure coincidence.

9 shoe size
6" willy

Imagine the horror of 1950s white American males, telling them they can't even compete

>>70513572
5.5 shoe size
7 inch willy

>>70513723
You must just be shit. 3.1 k/D over 20 days of play time using pretty much exclusively the ak74u

Imagine the horror of the Victorians if you told them thawjkdwijidhudjkfdsl][aw

>>70513782
this

>>70513731
dicklets don't post their size cause they're embarrassed

9" here

wish i was this passionate about something

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1485581823086.webm

dont care

>>70513661
i've never known what that actually means desu

10.5/6

never had sex so what does it matter

>>70513344
that's a good way to get verrucas

Would not mind being third wife to a pure aryan British lad tbqh

>>70513731
90% of lads under 25 have at least 7 inchers mate

>>70513572
Shoes 6.5 UK (tiny girl hands too), wang 8 inches

>>70513837
I embedded your webm, looked at the preview image, and immediately unembedded it again

just checked my privilege, it's about a quarter full

oh no hang on that's my petrol

>>70513723
The MP5 is pleb as fuck by definition, literally everyone used it

Real patricians used G3

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>>70513732
especially considering it was during the height of the british empire

>>70513905
white people are not giving birth to cats and dogs, that's fake news

>>70513893
is it still possible to post webm links without having to embed or click on them?

>>70513732
they aren't ottomans though

>>70513789
Nah I was good

>>70513899
G3 was alright, preferred the M14 for a single shot rifle though

Anyone here actually reddit and take it quite seriously? I do lmao

quickscopers ruined cod, glad they got rid of that shit in black ops

>>70513449
nah it's denormified now, zumba and anti-trump marches are all the rage with normdroids

how large your life is

mine is like 2.5 terabytes

just checked my porridge lads. got enough for 4 bowls

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Ayy fookin' Thatcher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwbzxemJZIc

yoga is bollocks

if youre dick is under 7" girls will think youre small. not enough to dump you there and then, but they will be disappointed and judge you accordingly. dont expect anything longer than a couple of weeks

im 8" so dont have to worry

Just checked my penis lads, got enough for about 4 inches

>>>/pol/109650537


holy fuck lads


i dont know what they are yet they sound fuckign awesome

>>70514024
Remember when I measured my dick for the first time and saw that I was 8 inches. Was like a great weight lifted off my shoulders.

>Oneitis patched the text

Why am I so pathetic lads? Why is it so hard to get over someone even when you know there's nothing there?

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>>70513345
they're Ramones, you silly normie
get a fashion sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mry7qLrhAA

try not to laugh! impossible!

>>70514062
not clicking that virus

hiked about 5 miles today through steep hills and woods on an empty stomach and i was so weak i felt like i was going to pass out haha

https://youtu.be/dPd6iYPtwCA

you just know this bloke is a certified nonce

>>70514062
back to r.eddit

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had sex twice on thursday night, probably won't have sex again till next saturday or sunday

>>70514085
shan't

>>70514079
im actually 8.5"
8" is nothing special nowadays

>>70514062
very skeptical of this given that theoretically it'd mean perpetual motion was real

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>>70511785
How do I make friends when I've moved to a new city lads?

Actually, forget that, how do I even meet people? You guys are normies, you should be able to answer this one right?

cod4 map rankings

backlot
pipeline
crash
shipment
overgrown
strike
ambush
showdown
crossfire
bloc
wet work
vacant
district
countdown
downpour
bog

>>70514150
join a gym, unironically, you meet people

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485511576310.webm

Curry in a hurry

>>70514171
>crossfire nowhere near the top
>wet work at the bottom of the list

lad...

>>70514171
>vacant that low down


Lmao. Noob for sure

>>70514182
been going to the same gym for over two years now

haven't met anyone

Literally my theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03x0bU2w9HI

>>70514209
crossfire was wank

just full of sniping cunts

literally no reason why free movement of people and trade between UK CAN AUS NZ would be a bad for anyone involved

>>70514171
can't remember any of these except bloc i think, that was the commieblock one wasn't it? i hated that map

>>70514236
there were always buildings around the perimeter you could clear through with an MP5 and stopping power to get to the other side

great game. wish i still played it

yall are boring cunts

>>70514188
how do you link this way

tell me german synthwave bf

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>>70514245
perhaps if we weren't at war maybe

i spend about 80% of my week drunk or recovering from being drunk

>>70514308
pogue mahone

>>70514245
all pakis and blacks move to australia because it's objectively the best and the weather is better suited to their swarthy complexions

>>70514226
how?
>scuse me mate, can i work in?
>yeah sure
then you sstart talking when you're both resting

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there were always buildings around the perimeter you could clear through with an MP5 and stopping power to get to the other side

>>70514281
yeah with the statue in the middle

i was good on it, used to rack up mad killstreaks, but it was a bit dull

>>70514288
i might get the remastered version

>>70514323
FOY

you left the anglo club

who /poppy/ here?
https://youtu.be/U9PVGYf_haE

>>70514245
maybe when the world gets a bit smaller from improved forms of technology/infrastructure is better they'll do something like that.

Moving to London a week tomorrow :S

post fake stats about yanks lads
>>70514249

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>>70514359

>>70514320
Just literally open the webm in a new tab and then Ctrl+V Ctrl+C the address. Also install 4chanx.

i actually think i could absolutely crush it with a gril


too bad i dont talk to any girls

>>70514062
explain this to me in three lines of meme arrows

>>70514418
*Ctrl+C Ctrl+V

>>70514364
S&D on that game was amazing. I would say COD4 was the best multiplayer game I ever played, with Battlefield Bad Company 2 coming in second.

COD went to shit after WAW. Modern Warfare 2 was the last playable COD

>>70514333
ahh yes move from london to the super power of a city called melborn in a country full of racists, sure that'll happen

>>70514325
Me in first year lad except 80% drunk the remaining 20 recovering.

apparently why did the chicken cross the road is a suicide joke

'get to the other side' as in go to the next life after being hit by a car

this is interesting to me

FANTASTIC POLL lads, just fantastic
http://www.strawpoll.me/12219734

to be honest you weren't a true cod 4 player if you couldn't handle hardcore search and destroy

>>70514475
melbourne is the most livable (and most insufferably leftist) city in the world

>>70514347
don't work in with people and prefer to listen to music while i lift

you normies disgust me with your asinine small talk and i bet you're squat is laughable

might cross the road later lads

>>70514497
My grandad would always tell it to me and my siblings and we would never understand it until my dad told me the same thing

It was like the biggest reveal of the 21st century

>>70514497
Hello there reddit!

>cod4

runts

i remember playing cod1 MP

>>70514458
>I would say COD4 was the best multiplayer game I ever played, with Battlefield Bad Company 2 coming in second.

I agree, good taste

>>70514507
i went through a spell of that, was pretty boring

Apparently the chicken was forced to cross the road by globalist scum

>>70514496
i'm 24 and have a job

>>70514527
hope you get hit by a bus

>>70514422
I'm sure you could crush it lad....being 20 stone I doubt you couldn't crush most things

>>70514564
same

oh shit a new blackpool grime star has emerged
https://youtu.be/HrnE5CcQES4

will afghan dan ever recover from this?

>>70514527
*gets to the other side before you*
ner ner na ner ner

>>70514582
*shows this video to the victorians*

bored of you lot

>>70514619
>>70514619
>>70514619
>>70514619
>>70514619

Got my last shift at Wetherspoons tomorrow and I'm feeling pretty sad about leaving desu.

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leftists are now pretending iran is a utopia after they banned americans from entering the country

>>70513997
You should watch Pride

>>70514609
been thinking that about you this whole thread

>>70514556
Ah yes...best rethink life lad

Used to spend so many hours playing cod2 in one of those places that was set up for lan games.

>>70514516
what do you mean by livable? unless you mean bennies and mosques pakis dont care. plus despite memes muslims are only 7% of the population (which is far to high imo)

>>70514632
those shit jobs in your teens/early 20s are the best times of your life, the bloke in American Beauty said

>>70514497
wow... fuck....