/brit/

>>70490272

haha maisie

Hmmm

>>70490220
>i clearly said no rasheed

That's exactly what a turbo rasheed trying to stay under cover would say though

watching jumanji

sgarn cunce

wish i was dead

pogue mahone

>>70490315
Is jumanji related to chimpanzees?

>>70490328
nah it's a film adaption of a childrens book about a magic board game created by african slaves to get revenge on the white man

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the gf

life is quite disappointing

>>70490381
nah it's alright

>>70490381
>>70490392
meh

>>70490368
i thought lyme disease was a curable complication of a tick bite

>>70490381
Why is France so shit?

All these fucking Afghans want to come here instead, why?

My brother literally came into me quizzing me asking "who's the prime minister of the UK?", then proceeded to tell me he thought David Cameron was still in charge

He voted leave, not actually all that surprised

Superliked a girl earlier today but she hasn't liked me back yet

She's just busy, right mates?

>>70490392
the problem is that it's never constant, it's always good or bad
the problem is that the bad times are quite rough hahaha

>>70490307
you're going to need to just trust me on this one i'm afraid lad. i'm very honest. all my wives say so.

>>70490429
>My brother literally came into me

l-lewd

>>70490413
apparently once you have it it can come back later

not gonna lie i feel quite sick (nausea)

>>70490427
people find it quite hard to find work and life is actually quite grim

>>70490427
becus isa kingdom

isa KINGDUM

UNITID KINGDOM

Bosnich just described the first half as very tight and very enjoyable

now im depressed that i never got ptp

>>70490483
what does any of this post even mean

reckon i should pay a last visit to the 'rents before i defenestrate myself

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>>70490483

>>70490502
why would you throw yourself out of a window?

might blow my own bollocks off with a rat shotgun lads

>>70490502
>defenestrate

fuck off billionaire with your ten dollar words

>>70490523
>dollar
FOY

>>70490496
explain what confuses you

don't care

nothing to do because everything is boring and depressing. only here because of habit and I'm sick of it anyway. might be time to call it a day on the so-called life.

>>70490463
>people find it quite hard to find work and life is actually quite grim
Literally the same here, I think its because France seems very unwelcoming after already being heavily saturated by central africans and arabs, so over the last century all the public/social services have gone to shit

>>70490510
to die lad

>>70490523
>Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
>The term was coined around the time of an incident in Prague Castle in the year 1618, which became the spark that started the Thirty Years' War.
>This was done in "good Bohemian style" and referred to the defenestration which had occurred in the same city's City Hall almost 200 years earlier (July 1419), which also at that occasion led to war, the Hussite war.
>The word comes from the New Latin de- (out of or away from) and fenestra (window or opening).
>Likewise, it can also refer to the condition of being thrown out of a window, as in "The Defenestration of Ermintrude Inch".

Czechs like to throw people out of windows it seems.

>>70490547
>Literally the same here
not in london lad, I'm living with a couple of euro immigrants and they tell me that if they get sacked in the morning they'll have found another job by the afternoon.

>>70490530
>euro
FOC (fuck off cuck)

https://twitter.com/RealLucasNeff/status/824441408396275712

SCREECHING

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https://youtu.be/EaDAICtGEjw?t=373

You dun kno

>>70490433
it's what gives life excitement though isn't it?

always another challenge to overcome

why do brits say mean things about us when all they seem to do is complain that life sucks and that there's no sun on their little island

really enjoy the stereophonics

might be my new favourite band

>>70490591
squealing and squirming

>>70490608
it's called banter

>>70490591
squealing

only got 2 tabs open rn

think that's a new record for me

>>70490662
10 for me

I'm a Jew but my dad isn't

is my dad a cuck

>see a wh*te
>always with some literal 2/10 pig

SCREECHING at these rejects

>>70490704
fuck off kike

the holocaust never happened but i wish it did

kys

>>70490704
the women usually win in that situation

Had a really good chat with a colleague who gets bullied by the workplace about his work at the works night out

Then asked him that he was a Freemason and what 33 was about and he was like "lets go get a drink"

damn

>>70490710
all asians are 2/10

it's official: i've made a cup of tea

>>70490722
bit rude

>>70490704
same for me lad

feels good 2bh

>>70490750
no one cares fag

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need a nice DNA vessel to expel some of my DNA into

what's the plan today lad?

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>>70490779

>>70490795

have a wank
read
keep half an eye on the soccer

one of my uni modules has two assignments. one accounts for 25% of the final mark and the other obviously accounts for 75%.

i got my mark for the first assignment so how do i calculate what i need to achieve a first in the second, which is 70%.

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>>70490795
call up the chinese takeaway and order some food
(at about 5pm)

>>70490795
gym
ikea
supermarket
make some peng food
berghain

>>70490795
do a poo soon

>>70490795
well i just edged for 4 hours, it's 5 am now probably gonna go to bed in an hour or so, might have a quick peanut butter sammy before sleepy time

wew, new PSU installed in 34 minutes
and everything's nice, neat and clean
job's a good'n

>>70490881
nah lad you did it slightly wrong

ahh

>>70490895
well the LED strip isn't working any more, but it was fairly garish 2bh

Seriously in love with Иpa Cмeлaя, lads

what does a vagina feel like

>>70490833

>he can get into berghain

fag

>>70490912
FOK

>>70490925
bags of sand

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The Tesco man comes today lads
So hungry

>>70490925

Bag of coins

>>70490942
>he can't

deano

>>70490907
see. you buggered it up. gonna pay for that further down the road.

>having any LEDs in your PC case
Tasteless runts

i'm trying to recreate the feeling of a vagina if i could just get some fucking help

compare it to a fruit or something i can stick my dick in

CHING CHONG

>>70490971
What will he be delivering?

>>70490944

https://www.instagram.com/smelaya_ira/?hl=en

My 3D waifu 2bh

>>70490912
What is she? A really dark churka?

>>70490998
there was some infopic that used to be posted on /b/
something to do with a sponge, glass and rubber glove?

>>70490998
bags of salty milk

>>70490998

Feel the inside of your cheek

Try get your dick in there

>>70491024

From Tatarstan or something

>>70491026
>>70490998
http://buildavagina.com/make-a-vagina/full-build-instructions-mrs-pringles/
might be similar

holy shit I found a way to make a butthole out of a rubber glove. You blow it up but leave the middle finger inside, seal it off with a rubber band and then tie the fingers in such a way that it creates a hole. Oh my god this actually feels cool

>>70490998

Dip a coin in some salt and then put it in a bag of milky sand

Crimea river.

>>70490828

I think
(70 - (first mark/.75))/25

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>>70490998

>>70491072
latex i mean, not rubber

please kill me

just took my daily dose of Super Male Vitality

>>70491069
>buildavagina.com

you lot are sad

>>70491078

made a typo it's this
(70 - (first mark*.75))/25

>>70491072
>>70491100
>>70491069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLGICINDNz4

do this

Plans today?

me:
>gym
>food shopping
>pub
>techno dungeon

>>70491107
FONT

not going to wank until this evening. earliest.

yeh

how do you like THEM apples

>>70491017
>https://www.instagram.com/smelaya_ira/?hl=en
hideous brown cunt

>>70490795
eat some müsli
jump from my window

>>70491122

i've fucked it many times
i've fucked this thing 3 times in 30 minutes before, your cum is the best lube

last did it on thursday, i had not cum for 3 days, and the cum seemed to flow out as if a dam had burst

What a banger tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF4ZOu_iy-U

RIP Challenger astronauts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP2pWLnbq7E

>>70491143

Please watch your mouth

This is your first warning

"boffins"

>>70491170
FOK

>>70491168
delete this!

http://hewillnotdivide.us/

>>70491160

good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NxyuM9Xctk

>>70491147
live stream the jump lad

>>70491185
is shia out of jail yet?

>>70491179

Second (2nd) warning! !!

got any grapes?

>>70491201
yeah I think so

this dude's gf on the stream is so fucking gorgeous my god

>>70491185
>maybe i'm a little too crazy, maybe a little too loving

lel

>>70491217
FOK
FOHBCL

(fuck off kiwi)
(fuck off hideous brown cunt lover)

>>70491238
this dude is an egomaniac

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>>70491241

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FINAL WARNING LAD

>>70491219
she's alright

a little too brown

Work for very small company that appears to be doing very well and about to grow rapidly.

Unironically going to ask for equity in lieu of (some) salary from the boss. Not sure how to negotiate this shit looool

>>70491262
u smell

well lads
farewell

Why does every Australian on reddit put on their best Americanised stereotype of what an Australian is whenever there's a post about Australia
Christ it's embarrassing

>>70490722
this
I wish it happened, real shame it didnt

>>70491262
fuk u

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>>70491280.Why does every Australian on reddit put on their best Americanised stereotype of what an Australian is whenever there's a post about Australia
>Christ it's embarrassing

>70491311
Fucked that one up didn't you mate

>>70491295
Jew here

please go on, I'm dying to hear more

really want a girl to want me

>70491311
haha you can't even structure a post properly you trog

something that even the most retarded posters on this site can get right lmao

>>70491275
>>70491306

Literally just cursed the thread, lads

U probably need a new 1 because this one has become tapu
Ur cursed bro

}}70491311
screeching at you

shan't be watching the 'pool lest i fucking break something and die of a heart attack

>>70491274

take a morning off then hand in your notice

if you're worth a payrise they will offer you one instantly

if not, find another job lol

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Thoughts?

>>70491280
the irish ones do that too
weirdos

>>70490272
very cute picture

this hewillnotdivideus stream is so fucking wild. Anons from /pol/ have been camping out there every night, there was an old lady with a Pepe pin. America is wild.

had a dream where a girl sucked on my willy but it was still soft

Need money to start a tattoo removal business

>>70491324
why haven't you moved to israel
I thought all Jews were encouraged to move there

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>this hewillnotdivideus stream is so fucking wild. Anons from /pol/ have been camping out there every night, there was an old lady with a Pepe pin. America is wild.

>>70491383

She's too intelligent to think

>>70491380
>becoming a neet: step one

>>70491380
will NOT be doing this. Don't want to leave, and don't feel like i'm overdue a pay rise, just want to position myself to benefit from any success better.

>>70491420
what's even weirder is half the /pol/ anons aren't even white. The dude on stream right now is a bearded Arab guy

>tfw you make some amazingly funny posts and get no (yous)

>>70491422
What exactly do you mean by this lad, lay it out for me

>>70491402
half of the /pol/ anons were nonwhite too

Doing a brothers karamazov lads

Will Boris Johnson be in the next Bond movie? He's the boss of the MI6 after all.

>>70491311
Its the leftards. They think they are making foreigners hate us.

applied for two stock runt jobs last night
no idea why, would have to be the only candidate to get it

>>70491417
because Israel is a shithole and I like my comfy American town. My family lives in New York 11 months a year

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consumed 2 cups of milky tea, 1 cup of black coffee, 3 ciggarettes, and 1 604kcal tesco value pizza

feel very contented, might have a snooze because I'm a bit sleepy

>>70491502
runt fodder

Fucking sick of the gits on the 'seek that 'lock' their music and only trade it for other rare stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

>>70491489
I thought israel was nice desu

insane vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY59mR44TLs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire

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don't know if i've got the balls to go to easter island by myself

>>70491516
>runt
never claimed to be anything but

being a runt is comfy

I like to think of /brit/ as a nice big friendly circle. We're all standing around happily, possibly even holding hands. One of us will come forward, into the middle of the circle and say something, then take a gentle step backwards. Everyone sees the gentleman step forward and hears him, too, occasionally we even make eye contact but no onepays mind. With the soft shuffle of his feet backwards, the next man will take his step forward, never quite acknowledging the man before him, and say his own piece. Once again with minimal, but soothing, eye contact, he steps back with no one listening. The cicle continues

Don't @me

>>70491526
it's fine if you're rich, doesn't change the fact that it's a pretty boring country to live in though.

>>70491542
Thought you already booked the tickets?

>>70491535
horrible to watch, will NOT be doing so again.

On no porn desu.

>>70491542
>duckfaces
urgh, I dispair for my generation

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>>70491542
which island?

orwell is spinning in his grave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o

>>70491592
He always was a fan of revolution.

>>70491592
business idea: hook him up to a dynamo

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>>70491592

Cant believe john hurt is dead lads

>>70491585

which is better, easter island or christmas island?

>>70491608
Good one

>>70491609
kek, I could imagine someones phrasing that as Theresa May's new energy policy and it being a great joke. Bravo.

>>70491625
garbage island

>>70491563

Nah that was a joke post

Mad how that primitive technology guy will soon be a millionaire just from doing what he loves and filming it.

>>70491624
It hurts.

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Does this happen to anyone else when using the BBC website?

This is why GMO is bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UVfqA_2pcA

>>70491625
dunno, not been to either desu

>>70491694
give 'em a break lad, they're overbudgeted this quarter

https://youtu.be/tnbAtrKrItU
new reviewbrah

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>>70491694

has any politician DELIVERED so hard, so fast?

>>70491726
I love review brah desu

yep i'm a fuckin bender

>>70491694
he should ban the whole arab gulf

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morning lads

>>70491740
He went in dry.

>>70491756
bit gay

What would happen if I put 4g of thermal compound up my rectum?

tune in lads http://hewillnotdivide.us/

Jesus is on stream

might have a wank

how is phimosis real just pull your foreskin back lmao

Lager Lager Lager Lager Lager Lager Lager

comrades, i may be stupidly falling in love again

how do i stop

Lads, Tesco apple, peach, mango and passion fruit juice might be the nicest tasting liquid ever, especially when you're high

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Donald Trump signed a refugee ban on Holocaust Remembrance Day

recommend an ale lads

>>70491827
nigger nigger white thing.

>>70491826
I had that as a child and they circumcised me

>>70491827
they all taste like cack 2bh

spirits are bearable in small quantities but by the time you've had enough to get drunk you're sick of them

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JU-U-U-U-UST

Wish i was Scottish

Oh wait, no i dont

>>70491838

old tom

lefties get fucked

The boys on Nauru must be HOWLING

i love (You)

>>70491842
brian??

>>70491861
enjoyed the scene in trainspotting where the lad goes off about how kucked the scots are for not being able to even find someone decent to be colonised by

How much do youtubers make from a video getting a million views?

>>70491875
This desu

>>70491897
no
also thats weird that you know your friend is circumsised

>>70491875
refugees welcome

>>70491833
Dedicate yourself to the cause of class struggle and freeing those still suffering at the hand of capitalist ;a

>>70491913
>also thats weird that you know your friend is circumsised
If you haven't seen a friend naked at least twice, you aren't really friends.

>>70491913
>he doesn't know what his mates' willies look like
how fucking autistic can you get

>>70491923
too late for that, i quit the labour party last week

Wish i was aus

Oh wait, no i don't

>>70491875
never thought refugees pouring into europe was a good idea maybe the us government shouldn't have funded and trained syrian terrorists to fight the rightful and popular assad govt causing mass displacement and a void that was occupied by isis and led to their growth and control of vast amounts of syrian and iraqi territory
t. zizek

>>70491913
alri bri how are things

>>70491901
We just don't know, theres too many variables

That's the problem, I don't got a penis, and nobody can tell me why I'm not allowed to not have a penis.

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Da bomb has dropped!!!

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>>70491977
'Cos it's a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN's world

>>70492000
Can't believe he's 60 YEARS OLD

>>70492000
remember when he was relevant with PMR

>>70492012
I'm a "man" I was actually insisting why I I'm not allowed to have a small dick.

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is this any good

>>70492012
Is it Igor or Grichka? Can never tell.

>Bunnings Warehouse will open its first UK pilot store this weekend, marking the beginning of local brand Homebase’s transition into the Australian chain’s iconic green and red colours.
aussie'd

>>70492043
Polymyalgia rheumatica??

there's a party going on a few houses over and its very annoying

>>70492048
>unfortunate events
>white galdem with a black child

racist

>>70492053
they have westfield too

>>70492053
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Wish i was canadian

Oh wait, no i don't

whenever i see a hot girl i don't ever imagine myself fucking her, but i do imagine watching her being gangbanged by black lads

absolute state of my mind after 15 years of porn

they're all singing along to the shitty pop music

>>70490328
>>70490315
My Dad calls Indians jumanjis and when you ask him he doesn't know why.

>>70492053
SNAGS
N
A
G
S

Executive order: cucks are to be put to death.

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does /brit/ know what it is?

>>70492107
could be worse could be me and imagine myself raping her with a knife to her neck

>>70492143
t. suicide wish

>>70492161
prefer not to say

>>70492161
ye, a beauty blender

gf is a makeup runt who doesn't stop talking about makeup half the time (she's fit tho)

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Does anybody know why Cech wears the helmet?

>>70492161
Basically the perfect shape for perforating your bowels if some idiot did try to use it as a sex toy

>>70492202
That's his hair

got a cheesy bellend

>>70492202
it's his hair lad

>>70492202
because he is one

>>70492161
buttplug

>>70492202
I know the answer but I feel your question is disingenuous

>tfw my humour is too dark for 4chan so I can't reveal my power level to the lads

>>70492202
prefer not to say

strongly considering posting a photo of my willy to see what you lads think of it

>>70492199
>gf is a makeup runt

that makes you a runt too m8

What is your favourite Trump Tweet?

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>>70492213
>>70492223
>>70492224
>>70492226
>>70492243

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>>tfw my humour is too dark for 4chan so I can't reveal my power level to the lads

>nobody fell for the helmet question

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>>70492236

t. twisted psychopath

>>70492161
Looks like one of those things women stick in their vagina and inflates and contracts expanding their vagina.

can't fucking wait for zen so i can get my gaymen computer up and running again

mental

doxxed the lad with phimosis lads

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>>70492278
same

weird having a bed again

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the zen gf

>>70492278
whats my name

wet the bed again :|

need a girls fanny or feet in my face 2nh lads

sucked the lad with phimosis lads

who /C U L T U R E/ here?

seventeen five same colour t shirt

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Oh shit, whaddup!

one of my female mates is like the coolest person ever to the point where it's weird to see yourself doing anything romantic with you but she's just suddenly become really attractive and it makes my brain very confused

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Can't wait for it to come

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literally in desperate need of a gf to kiss, cuddle and grab her bum

>>70492384
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>70492384

men and women cannot be just friends
one wants to fuck the other or you're both gay, no other options.

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>>70492384
>one of my female mates

>>70492384
Start having conversations about rape fantasys to get her used to the idea.

>>70492386
ebinnnnn xDDDDD

i wank to gay porn as much as i wank to straight porn but im not bisexual. im fully straight

>>70492399
in desperate need of getting rid of the same

>>70492384
post pics

Honestly I would be pretty disturbed if
I ever settled for a British chick.

did janny ever get discharged from a&e last night?

>>70492437
i only wank to lesbian porn, anything else is just gay

>>70492415
men cant be friends for the same reason

>>70492437
bit gay

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>one of my female mates

>>70492466
same

not that I haven't tried but it's much more effort and I often go flacid and give up

>>70492437
bit homoerotic lad

Why do anime girls make sounds no real woman would ever make?

>>70492464
what happened last night?

>>70492497
That is some deep shit

>>70492499
Anime is made by autistic Japanese men who don't know what real women are like

>>70492399
looks like a vapid mong

nein danke

>>70492476
is it though
not once in my life have ever come across a bloke who i thought was fit/fancied etc. only find girls attractive in real life
but then i do wank to gay porn

>>70492497
does that dog know where Jean McConville is buried?

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>i wank to gay porn as much as i wank to straight porn but im not bisexual. im fully straight

Not gay in any other way except I find big white willies very aesthetic and I want to play with and suck them

decided im not interested in improving myself and will just hang around until my family tell me to kms

>>70492528
>is it though
hmm...yes....

Anyone else get weirded out when they stumble onto Finnish stuff on the internet.
That shouldn't happen.

>>70492567
i wank to blokes fucking eachother
but i dont want to actually do it
so i dont think its that gay

don't even wank coz touching your own willy is gay

*dabs*

I have a ten inch anglo dick. I'm afraid I will destroy any women I have relations with.

>>70492415
you can want to fuck people and still be mates with them

>>70492307
al bundy got jacked

>i wank to blokes fucking eachother
>i dont think its that gay
don't really know what to say to this schizo

>>70492567
>>70492594
also to add to that its only twinks i wank to and traps and so on. the bloke has to look feminine otherwise i find it repulsive

the reason i dont have a gf is that I am intimidatingly attractive

>>70492640
You are not alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD86A-y6ErU

dave is so talented lads :')

next british music prodigy, proof we're superior

>>70492594
you're on the straighter end of bisexual is all lad. you'll try it for real one day. and you should.

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>the reason i dont have a gf is that I am intimidatingly attractive

>>70492640
same here. VERY handsome.

As someone who has shagged both, men are better in bed

>>70492640
i find women intimidating since i was bullied by then when i was a kid even though up to this point i was better friends with girls than lads

>>70492466

only closeted gays claim they watch lesbian porn

nobody else is that insecure about seeing a dick

Really looking forward to the apology from leftist morons:

>Corbyn was a mistake
>Hillary wasn't the same as Trump