/brit/

cara

bit hungover was out last night till 4 am hahaha

>>70488672
i do not

hi my name is ryan and im gay

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Take the red pill NOW!

ENGLAND UBER ALES!

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might start a snake cult

>Weebix

>>70488723
the fuck you doing up at this hour

>>70488723
ill be hungover tomorrow im sure. wine always gives me a hangover.

least i half pulled (kissed a girl and got her number)

>>70488728
shit edit of the superior original

>>70488723
wew how late were you out until?

ironic how exposure to blacks, jews and women made me into a racist, anti-semite and misogynist respectively

260 million Indonesians, and not a single cutie

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All Australians should be killed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RYZO8j2e0

>Wine has as many calories as soda

still dont understand his point

>Liquid calories
How else do I get drunk?

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Say no to the leaf menace

3,3 billion women on earth and not even one for me :-(

>>70488758
TRILL KEEPING IT REAL
TRILL KEEPING IT REAL
TRILL KEEPING IT REAL

>>70488732
woke up because i needed a piss i think

>>70488766
delete this filth

>>70488772
drink everclear

>>70488772
The point being that you will get drunk much sooner, consuming less liquid and much less calories off hard liquor. Do you think equal volumes of wine and vodka have the same amount of calories? Drinking wine and beer purely to get drunk is not efficient.

>>70488780
who the fuck wakes up hung over to fuck at 8 am after a few hours of sleep and posts on 4chan

Wanked twice today

Not happy with my self right now

off to the pub

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i love america. why would trump hold her hand and say all those nice words if he wasn't serious about being a good friend of the british? trump is a smart man. if you don't like trump you're either a fucking ethnic or a lefty

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third eye status: wide open

>>70488792
Go look it up. theres 70-100 calories in a shot of vodka.

2 bottles of wine gets me pretty drunk, my bottles of wine has 600 calories.

I would've drank about 10+ shots if I drank liquor tonight and been just as drunk.

so 1000 vs 1200 calories is marginally different. I've looked this stuff up. Do a little research before you call anyone retarded. You retard.

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the attainable waifu

>>70488841
>my bottles of wine has 600 calories

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford OST is very good background music

m8 was telling me that when you do doggystyle sex with a girl quite often you'll catch a whiff of poo emanating from her bumcrack one she gets.a sweat going. seems plausible i guess.

>drinking wine
Can't imagine what would have to go wrong in your life for you to even consider doing this

>>70488851
>hmmmmm im going to argue with a bunch of different fitness websites and calorie trackers
hmmmmmmm

yes very strong counter. I will consider this one for a while. you're fucking retarded. wasting my time with you.

wine is shit

>>70488853
quality film, really should give it a rewatch

only drink wine to eat cheese

>>70488843
You straight pig!! You better not idolize women be gay this better for the superior female gender.

>>70488838
fake news

>>70488873
less calories than beer. nice little buzz it gives you. I have a family member that owns a massive vineyard in napa and sends me a few bottles a month for free

what do you drink? voddie coke? Why do you think all rich people drink wine? its the best drunk

>>70488880
agreed, it always just tastes gross and vinegary to me.

beer>liquor>>>>wine

>>70488876
Do you actually believe that a bottle of a drink with a higher calorie per volume ratio than soda is only 600 calories?

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Stop drinking alcohol

Stop eating pork

Start praying to allah

>>70488890
>Why do you think all rich people drink wine
That's the real reason you drink it I'm willing to bet, it's the reason 90% of middle class runts can't go one day without mentioning their favourite type of wine

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>>70488888
>a fucking leaf
wasted 8's

>>70488911
wazifatan jayida

arqam latifa

>>70488925
out NOW

>>70488882
i hope it comes out on 4k bluray one day

>>70488925
All poles should be killed

War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.

>>70488728
me on the left

>>70488944
Fuck off backcountry redneck

When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.

>>70488900
I actually believe 3 different websites that track its calories over an anon spouting the same thing on 4chan, yes. SHOCKING

seriously kill yourself. dumbest person i've argued with on here.

>According to the USDA, an average red table wine contains 125 calories for every 5 fl oz, or approximately 625 calories in a bottle. Syrah, Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon have 122 calories in 5 fl oz, or 610 calories per bottle. A Pinot Noir has slightly fewer calories -- 121 calories in 5 fl oz, or 605 calories per bottle.

GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING RETARD. ARGUE AGAINST THE FUCKING USDA

MUH SODA!!!!!!!!!

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If god existed, he wouldn't allow me to not have a gf

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>>70488936
make me
>>70488941
t. mykola jebiewdenko

>>70488838
how did they both manage to get botched fucked up looking plastic surgery? was it on purpose?

>>70488965
you're being punished for a past life

The man who believes that the secrets of the world are forever hidden lives in mystery and fear. Superstition will drag him down. The rain will erode the deeds of his life. But that man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own fate.

>>70488911
I get the logic behind avoiding pork back in ancient times cause of diseases and shit, but why did they feel the need to make it a religious law?

>>70488958
>believing the government
good goy

>>70488974
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>70488958
enjoyed this post

>>70488974
AND OUR HEARTS THEY BEAT AS ONE

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Really gets the ol coals burning

I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk. You loved it.

>>70488974
>Muh estrogen

who /so depressed they can't feel anything anymore/ here

>>70488980
Religion WAS law back then

Bet he doesn't respond to me.

wtf is a fl oz in real measures?


whats the ABV in that peanut nore?
is it over 40%?

>two fat runts arguing over a difference of literally 200 calories

ah yes well worth it

>>70488980
allah (allah ackbar) through muhammad (pbuh) decreed so

>>70488974
the things i would do to that arse

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>>70488972
reverted to their original form

>>70489011
like 13-15%

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>who /so depressed they can't feel anything anymore/ here

>>70488974
NEED a bulging mass of out of control estrogen to satisfy me

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Ideal gf

>blue/green eyes
>5'6
>slightly chubby but with a flat stomach
>brown hair
>olive skin
>is a bit awkward
>gr8 feet

He poured the tumbler full. Drink up, he said. The world goes on. We have dancing nightly and this night is no exception. The straight and the winding way are one and now that you are here what do the years count since last we two met together? Men's memories are uncertain and the past that was differs little from the past that was not.

>>70488974
this is beauty

>>70489008
i can feel sadness

STILL HASNT RESPONDED TO ME

>>70488980
>don't do that or you'll get sick
>eat a dick mate, i'll do whatever the fuck i want

>don't eat that or allah will be mad
>okay can't piss him off

>>70489049
id accept this order with a slight modification- she cant be over 120 lbs

>>70489052
when was the last time you cried? i haven't been able to for about 7 years now

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NEED Barbarella silver swimsuit gf

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>>70488958
Literally did not read a word of this because of the aggressive tone nonce. I'm looking at my bottles currently and doing the math none of them have so few calories.

>>70489049
You want a caramel girlfriend with green/blue eyes??

>>70489064
uhh sometime earlier in the month

>>70489049
ideal gf is the blonde in this vid

https://youtu.be/By3HgtiAUUw

>>70489073
ok go complain to the usda about it.

get fucked. you just got absolutely blown the fuck out. hate people that act smart when they're fucking retarded.

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>>70489086
ideal gf

>>70489075
Not caramel, imagine the skin tone of a Spanish or Italian girl

Someone post the picture of the tanned Portuguese girl with green eyes looking bored while sitting across the table from the camera man

>>70489091
go jog fatty if a few hundred calories kills you

ideal gf is tall, slender, with very long hair, mixed ethnicity, olive to dark skin and brown eyes

ideal gf

>eyes i can't describe
>great smile
>lovely chebs
>flat stomach
>no more than lightly tanned
>5'3
>high sex drive
>very cuddly

>>70489091
Only approached the exchanged aggressively because somebody thought they could complain about how difficult dieting was while drinking two bottles of wine in one day.

>>70489113
im underweight for my height desu. would just like to lose a few pounds, thats why its not really a big deal.

what is a big deal is when stupid cunts try to call me out on things when they're blatantly wrong

someone recommend me a film

preferably from the 80s or 90s and somewhat comedic without specifically being a comedy film

>>70489103
I like brunettes with slightly brown tone like august ames

>>70489131
Brazil

Bought 5 superlikes for $7 just so I could send one to a girl I slightly know ahaha

>>70489131
any john hughes film

>>70488699
>wanting Christina Schröder to be your gf
kys urself

>>70489131
diehard

>>70489138
>miss merkel

did her husband leave her then?

Have literally been listening to carribean queen for an hour straight

>>70489147
watched the breakfast club the other day, it was alright

>3gb for 80 minutes of footage
that seems a little high to me

>>70489167
Imagine having to admit that blog of waste is your dad
Christ

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>>70489150

>>70489167
Plot twist: she was born a boy and had a sex change at age 6

>>70489167
Ah yes, it would be sexist for a parent to set rules for their child

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Been swiping so many girls on tinder for so long, I just want to see one match

Just one

straying from the wine tomorrow though. going only vodka and soda water

>>70489167
>someone like this gets to pass on their genes and i don't

what a cruel world

>>70489193
ditch the turtleneck

>>70489189
Such a punchable face

Watching your country's prime minister suck up to Drumpf was basically close to the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>>70489210
b-but the special r-relationship

>>70489208
I've ditched the phimosis, the turtleneck, the chess, the irish weather etc

>>70489189
i didn't get a copy of my mugshot when i got arrested

fuming

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YANK'D

>>70489210
'resa has essentially no friends

she needs to take anything she can get

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>>70489209
edgy

drumpf didn't tweet about australia day

this is basically a declaration of war desu

>>70489234
he'll tweet about canada day

>>70489210
the uk has fallen so fucking hard. they are only relevant once every few years (brexit and royal wedding)

its honestly a bit sad because of how much history and power was once there.

We're not really in an era where they can just gain it back my conquering other countries either. Sadly they'll probably like this for a while.

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At last, I have left Plato's allegorical cave. Sol, Life Bringer, Helios, Enlightenment...., at last I truly see.

>>70489217
american ones are posted online

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>>70489234
Literally nobody gives a shit about australia

>>70489210
we've been a pathetically shit country for quite some time now

>>70489226
Shouldn't you be squatting in melbourne on some sort of survival day protest you useless fuck?

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might have a canada dry

>>70489270
good lad. crack a vernors instead though

>>70489189
VAPID
ROASTIE
NORMIE
WHORE

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>70489234
He wants to forget about glorified niggers like the one who preceded him, not congratulate them on yet again ruining another national holiday on this once great white australian land.

Women are better than men.

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>>70489260
shouldn't you be wanking using your tears as lube?

>Prayers for rain performed Kingdomwide on Saudi king’s directive

hahahahhahahahahaha
imagine being a minister and having your PM give you a call asking you to get down right now and pray

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Buy Canadian products

>>70489295
exceptional post. i always say this myself and people think its just bait

>>70489285
it's unironically white middle class people and 1/16th aboriginals that want a cause to be involved in that give a shit.

you think some poor cunt in a poverty ridden remote community gives a fuck about what day it's on? versus dying of substance abuse at age 35

>>70489312
Maple syrup is a shrove tuesday thing

>>70489313
Only black men are allowed to have sex with women all the other "men" are inferior.

>>70489245
doubt it, him and trudeau probably hate each other's guts

>>70489312
do you make anything other than maple syrup and seal leather products?

>>70489322
terrible post and im black lol

I think my balls have stopped working

HMV is finally closing down lads

They lose $100k everyday and owe $39 million in loans

>>70489318
I live near Melbourne, I'm more than aware the majority protesters are white SJW scumfucks but don't for a second thing the abos aren't getting uppity as well. If you think that you're lucky because you must live very far from them indeed.

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>>70489330
more than Australia does

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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare: crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.

>>70489336
No it's very good post, I had to say...

NORTHERN BRODDERS

Fucking mad that 5 years ago, Australian miners were pushing 100k+ salaries

Literal bogan retards making 6 figure salaries

>>70489355
Australia has almost everything, most privileged country in the world.

>>70489351
i'm talking about legit aboriginals who actually have some base to stand on with the government over it. i'm not talking about the 1/16th, 1/32 cunts who exploit generational allowances to milk the government for everything they can.

anyone who argues for changing the day over helping those poor bastards in the remote communities is an absolute runt who needs a punch in the head.

>>70489387
they have a shit ton of "new money" bogans over there that are so obnoxious

>>70489387
people make that kind of money on the oil sands too

>>70489387
It's the same on any leaf oil well in some snowy wasteland

>Beautiful Ukrainian Women are Looking for A Man Online

doing a serious think at the moments lads

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>>70489424
this
dropouts were making 6 figures

>>70489387
it'd been happening for nearly 10 years

any other news hot off the press? apparently some muslim guy just became US president and some canadian mayor smoked crack

>>70489390
don't forget a lack of nubians

>>70489459
There's a reason why you are the second most developed nation on earth.

>>70489345
there's HMV in leaf land?

>>70489484
All stores closing down by april 30

The internet killed them

australia is a shithole

>>70489387
Strict immigration + educated population means you get a lack of people who want to do shit jobs. This pushes up the wages, creates a booming economy at home and a populous with lots of work and is exactly why open doors immigration is shit. This idea that pakis do the jobs we don't want to is nonsense, because anyone is happy to do a shit job for the right price. Pakis just do it cheaper, which is great for the kikes behind the migrant crisis.

>>70489511
HMV went bust in the UK years ago but i think there's still a few around

>>70489518
I agree with DeQuande Hernandez here

>>70489474
They owe that to the mining boom

Their economy is in shambles now that it's over

>>70489523
do you guys need programmers? I always wanted to live in australia

>>70489387
Hard work pays well in the first world these days

Just look at the lads who work the oil fields or the lads who work on fishing boats in Alaska
All making money hand over fist

>>70489549
I smell jealousy??

>>70489556
What don't you get about closed immigration policies?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12214972

http://www.strawpoll.me/12214972

http://www.strawpoll.me/12214972

>>70489543
dont know how the fuck you knew my last name

>>70489572
everything?

>>70489574
absolutely ABYSMAL poll

>Their economy is in shambles now that it's over
*laughs derisively*
Ah yes, it's the leaf who tried to talk with authority on topics he knows nothing about

Getting my daily dose of JonTron and Sargon lads

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>Quintorris Lopez "Julio" Jones

>first world country
>dependent on resource extraction

lol

>70489574
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12214972
cringe

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>>70489588

>>70489543
Black given names do not combine with Mexican surnames

munching a durrie

bit cold out though

NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA!

*wanders around your house*

Is this it?

>>70489619
*offers you tea*

>>70489615
is this how you summon the bogdanoffs

>>70489601
Oil turns everything into things
>>70489619
:-/

>>70489619
I live in London and make 32k, I struggle to pay rent and bills

>>70489614
this post is cultural appropriation

>>70489619
lol youd get lost in mine buddy

>>70489600
along with mohamed sany is gonna wreck the pats secondary next weekend

>australian """currency"""

HOWLING

>>70489619
I live in London and make 64k, I struggle to pay rent and bills

>>70489601
Muh HDI muhfugga

had a VB on australia day and it was dire

coopers was ok

>>70489649
cucked
u
c
k
e
d

>>70489619
haven't been able to afford much since the divorce. barely scraping by really.
*smiles through the pain*

missed the tradie j hottest 100
who came first this invasion day lads?

>>70489666
What were you doing, Satan?

>>70489635
*tips akubra*

>>70489666
flume

>>70489666
steven smith

I make 0€ a year, I live of my health insurance allowance...

willy is stiff hang on

>>70489619
no no, take a west

>>70489676
all indians should be killed

>>70489658

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.

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>>70489672
on 'oliday without the 'ternet
>>70489676
glad to see that the mentally challenged are getting a voice

>>70489637
this 2bh
think I'd have to leave a brit in one room for a while to acclimatise them, sort of like putting a fish in a bag in the tank before letting it swim free. They'd probably die if they put were let free into a house bigger than a cardboard box

>>70489695
will smith

>>70489708
nah, got billionaire parents desu

*dodges oven*

>>70489725
thats alright i make 50k a year and still probably have a bigger house than them haha lol

>>70489750
didn't ask you fatlad

>>70489707
jesus haha good to see he grew into his face a bit more since then

>>70489619
please don't tell /brit/ how I live

hurts the ole noggin when i think of how big space is

why would it be this massive? what the fuck is out there? is it just trillions and trillions of miles of emptiness?

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>>70489779

>>70489779
I'll sell you an acre of it for $1,000

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>>70489779
pic related sorry

>>70489779
>>70489795
i just closed that tab

>>70489790
I'll sell you the Brooklyn bridge for $200

Parents say I should go on holiday but I don't think I will

going from 32" 720p to 55" 4k is quite tbe the jump

>>70489779
life is relative. for example we think we're alive and rocks are dead. but the rocks also think they're alive and we are not

>>70489835
>but the rocks also think they're alive and we are not

No they don't

>>70489826
just go to bali m8

70kg @ 6ft2 but I feel a bit overweight

hmm

>>70489826
Why not mash it up in Bali, for their sake?

>>70489835
no, quite sure that's not the case

wish i had a comfy pub to spend my friday and saturday nights at but there's only 3 in this town and they all pack out on the weekends

not really worth going just to spend 10 minutes trying to get a drink and then autistically stand around

>>70489835
wow

really made me think

>>70489851
>>70489847
Nothing I can do in bali that I can't do here with less effort

>>70489860
Open your own bar in your house. Buy the spirits, beer and some of those little umbrellas for the pooftas. Then refuse to let anyone else in and don't advertise

>>70489835
hmmm thank you siddhartha

>>70489869
t. never been to Bali

>>70489835
>>70489835
>>70489835
>>70489835
lads is this true? doing a think

>>70489849
86@5'8 me

12.5 stone and 6'1

why is bali such a popular destination?

103kg at 5'8'' (169cm)
haha

>>70489909
fackin ell, lose some weight ya fat cunt

t. 65kg @ 5'9

>>70489877
hmm... care to invest?

will give you a 10% stake in exchange for stocking the bar

>>70489929
it's like Shagaluf (aka. Magamuff) for you asians

>>70489929
Alcohol, drugs, clubs, easy women/a lot of prostitutes

105kg@5'11" powerlifter here

would heem you all with ease

>weighing yourself in kilograms

Bloody foreigners, you're so entertaining

>>70489947
>muh special snowflake stones
fuck off

77kg at 5'11 hahaha

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP81R00560R000100070007-8.pdf

>>70489259

Half the racist shit our idiot president says would be illegal in the UK.

So how can Theresa May, your country's PM, justify her behavior towards him. She was groveling

>>70489963
Not one chance mate

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>not just using lbs

continental pussies

rorkes aren't uncomfortable with president toilet bog fart's wealth because he spends money like they imagine they would spend it if they were rich

>>70489971
>replying to a 45 minute old post
sort your fucking life out mate

>>70489971
because >muh special relationship

>>70489971
t. Tyrone Hernandez

>>70489971
We just told the EU to fuck off.

We're a tiny island only relevant because of our history. We basically admitted last week that our nuclear deterrent doesn't even work.

We need the US, if she has to get down on all fours and massage his 70 year old prostate until he can sustain an erection then suck him off and swallow his dusty spunk to get a favourable trade deal, then that's what she'll do

We have the opportunity, indeed the responsibility, to renew /brit/ for this new age.

'ilking the ol' 'ostate

>>70489971
because you cannot compromise internationational relationship over individual views or views about an individual. They are leaders of their countries.
for example modi was banned from US and I guess UK for being unpopular with muslims before becoming PM

>>70490019
Modi's a twat tho

>>70490000
Do not underestimate Britain's capability

That tiny island took over the world

>>70490024
Stop being gay, it's embarrassing

it's shaping up to be an asian century

>>70489933
nah im good

>>70489977
per capita?

>>70490042
*shapes your dick to be asian*
ah, good goy

>>70490063
isn't that just cutting it smaller?

terrorism is going to become a part of daily life for continental western europe

indian women prefer breeding with white men, it's a fact

>>70490050
No

Outright

>>70490102
Our Mayor - Imam Muhammed Sadiq Khan al-Londoni, already said that dealing with terrorist attacks is just part of living in a modern city.

>>70490102
get a load of mystic meg here

>>70490088

say it with me,

madame

>>70490088
A man ejaculating is equivalent to getting pregnant?

Really gets my almonds buzzing

>>70490132
(((Muhammed)))

good morrow lads

>>70490150
no, you're misunderstanding

a bunch of men banning abortion sends the message that women's sexuality only matters for reproduction, kind of like if a bunch of women banned men from ejaculating for pleasure

>>70490132
khan seems like a good lad desu. no rasheed

>>70490111
shame no decent white man could obtain an erection with an indian woman

>>70490173
>banning abortion

I that how it was explained in Germany?

So sad

yesterday night was disappointing
but today ill finally kill myself

>>70490176
>khan seems like a good lad desu. no rasheed

t. turbo rasheed

>>70490181
of course not but don't kid yourself that banning abortion isn't the ultimate goal of the christian-conservatives

>>70490173
women have abortions for pleasure?

prochoice, but the way people are talking about that executive order is everything wrong with politics

banning abortions is stupid, the current system we have in place is perfectly fine

>>70490193
i clearly said no rasheed lad. learn to read.

>>70490097
Yes jews perform circumcision on Americans. so this is a joke about that

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>i clearly said no rasheed lad. learn to read.

i thought trump just diverted funds from abortion into other health areas. no banning from what i can see.

think some cunt is cruising around with his stereo up max

British women are the best, especially Middlesbrough ones.
The best woman is the one who gives you pussy.

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at 11 british time ill be dead