/brit/

>De gay

Hot stuff innit

call me gay

>>70486489
you're as gay as a daisy in may m8

is europe the most successful continent on earth because of jews?

Wonder what it would be like to have a hot older sister or cousin lads

People who don't have a sister really don't understand that they're not at all attractive

what would happen on r.eddit if you posted that you were anti abortion?

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the 'f

might do a poo lads (wont actually do it)

wow free weights are fucking expensive

haitiANO

every hAMster has his day

>>70486554
youd be considered retarded, like you should be anywhere

OK! I'll go out running, I got this! I can do it!
I'll just load my iphone with some 80s music and I'm ready.
I'm doing this!

I'm choosing healthy life!

Insane that people trained dumb pigeons to fly routes and deliver messages

>>70486600
can't believe it's been 25 years since you said you were gonna run

>>70486620
wish you'd never post again. just terrible. its not even a meme that leafs are bad.

dont know what made you guys end up so fucking embarrassing.

>>70486662
lol!

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https://twitter.com/empress_bae/status/824710506598592512

Screeching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnJfP6qbHyM

me

gooning rn lads

>>70486637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

I'm doing this

>>70486685
llel thought the ree guy was the funny guy here intitally

Why are yanks so docile to everybody except us?

Massive inferiority complex they have

>>70486707
probably on half an hour, already have nicotine cravings, I should run before I smoke a pack

O SHITE A MODERATOR IS HERE

got called a cuckboy in a group message and everyone laughed. doing a depression

>>70486685
despise americans

Yanks always try to impress us, bit pathetic tbqh

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>>70486709

every hamster HAS his day

>>70486749
supreme post

why do canadians talk about us so much

*doesnt acknowledge any of you*

going to smoke another cig. hope the brit doesn't get too upset

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Honestly, hewillnotdivide.us has become an amazing piece of performance art.

Shia has a genius for unintentionally meming his art somehow.

I mean, /tv/ watched the entire stream of when he was watching all his films backwards. And now /pol/ is religiously watching his public exhibition. It's like he just knows what the internet wants.

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you point, I PUNCH

ok , wish me luck I'm going out

>>70486804
hello there reddit/shia lecuck

This has gone on for too long
what has happened to this poor man
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/820256270913572865

>>70486804
>unintentionally

I think he knew it would be some sort of mess like this. everything he's ever done has been for some sort of weird attention

>>70486856
The ultimate performance art. It has taken on a life of it's own and now the artist is being ground down by the machine he has created.

Bra-fucking-vo Shia

do at least 15 pushups every day

saw this on the 'dit

>>70486893
hmm did they say why?

everything about this post>>70486892 screams r.eddit

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>>70486804
It really has spiralled out of control beautifully.

>>70486911
prefer not to say

>>70486504
>europe
>successful

hmmm

>>70486925
OMG what is that??

cosmo jarvis

abortions will be looked back on as worse than the holocaust in 50 years

>>70486925
did he died?

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>abortions will be looked back on as worse than the holocaust in 50 years

i'm not even trolling, there's no actually valid arguments for abortion other than just saying you dont think unborn children count as human

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This just happened

anyone else have GAS (gassy arsehole syndrome)?

>>70487015
they don't

>>70487015
Medical hazards, rape, incest

Is it fair to bring up a child in a household that won't give him/her a good life?

There's so many kids that remain unadopted

Lots of good reasons againsts being anti-abortion

>>70487015
they dont.

>>70487038
>>70487046
yeah they are aliens, epic


morons

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>>70487038
>>70487042
>>70487046

>>70487015
crime drops when abortion is legal

>>70487042
>Is it fair to bring up a child in a household that won't give him/her a good life?

so just kill poor children without giving them a chance

do you realise how insane this sounds to a normal person

>>70487005
Unlikely, but it could happen.

>>70487071
correlation=/=causation

>>70487092
not but it implies it

>>70487086
Pretty sure being pro-choice is the norm you fucking mong

Hope abortion is made legal in the US purely so that elections become about issues that actually matter.

Social issues are so fucking irrelevant to 90% of citizens.

>>70487099
maybe in vancouver

>>70487095
no it doesnt

it most definitely doesnt

Abortions are bad in the same way that all safety-nets are bad without mechanisms to discourage repeat behavior.

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I'm so fucking high right now

>>70487110
it certainly does

>>70487103
>hope abortion is made legal in the US

doing a think on this one

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YAAAAAAS
OMG SLAY

>>70487131
You can't abort a baby twice

Holy shit who gives a fuck

What's your favourite alternative spelling of a common name?

>>70487166
when the fuck was the last time i was even on the home page

Just had sex lads :)

>>70487187
2006, when you first discovered 4chan. Historians agree, your biggest mistake ever!

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Do you pick up?

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>Holy shit who gives a fuck

abortions are bad because your literally killing people for convenience

>>70487202
who's the one saving europe, me, or him?

i am LITERALLY the only brit on right now


god bless alex salmond

>>70487211
good

>>70487205
stop sharing this photo of me and my gf

>>70487202
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this meme?

>>70487187
I use the home page all the time
I check popular threads or pop into different boards

I miss when they had "recent posts" as well.

SLAY HUNTYYYYYYY

>>70487228
We're reverse colonizing your general

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FACT: Goodfellas is better than the Godfather.

I used a z instead of an s...

>>70487284
They're good movies. Don't see much point in trying to determine which one is better.

>>70487285
my spell check always changes it and idk how to fix that.

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abolish the monarchy, invade scotland

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>>70487318
and leave the Irish to me...

>>70487335
good post

>>70487294
brilliant post. dont like when people try to compare on films like this. both great in their own way

trying my best and having some fun

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>good post

>>70487318
only general worse than /brit/

>>70487356
>both great in their own way
lol alright mum

>>70487015
it's not economical to have children under 30 these days

you can thank decades of socialist government for that

Lost my phone and found it in the refrigerator

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>it's not economical to have children under 30 these days
>you can thank decades of socialist government for that

>>70487411
>it's not economical to have children under 30 these days
it completely is
the real reasons is that people would rather have more stuff and travel every few months than have kids

just found out im basically female

>>70487256
hello jesus

>>70487464
Same

>>70487464
how so?

>>70487411
it never was

you had 5 kids back in the day so they could get a job at 13 and help with family income

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*makes you dinner*

>>70487480
I can't grow facial hair or any body hair, I've got bow legs and recently measured my hip to waist ratio and got a 0.74 which is apparently not the norm for men

>>70487444
It's not easy. Buying a 1 or 2 bedroom home in a decent location is too expensive even with first homebuyers loan rates even for a two income household, renting on one median income is very difficult so the mother has to return to work asap, babies are mean and shitters

>>70487520
post pics xx

>70487408kys

>>70487520
Klinefelters?

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>>70487547
it's not fair I just want to look manly

>>70487520
are you tall, though?

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>>70487577
post your boipucci

>>70487574
some of the symptoms do apply but I never got diagnosed or anything

>>70487586
average height

grow hair like a fucking turk tbqh

2010 was the best year of my life

can't grow hair on my body except for on my nipples and butthole tbqh

I can grow hair everywhere

got some hair on my phimosis

>>70487601
go to a doctor and check, mate

klinefelter's is easily fixed, i think

they just give you some testosterone and you're fine

Test supplements make you go bald

>>70487601
Mate, I'm the exactly the same.

Thinking about going to get tested but the whole sterility thing would fucking end me.

>>70487646
You're infertile you dumb shit. Testosterone isn't going to fix your dead sperm.

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THE CANADIAN FLAG IS SECRETLY A PENTAGRAM

GET EM LADS

can grow a beard but cant grow chest hair for some reason.

am 24

think im going crazy lads

watchign some runt on the bus go crazy

>>70487666
ah ye, that's true, but it might not be klinefelter's and he could still get testosterone supplement

>>70487651
testosterone doesn't make you go bald. it speeds up balding in those who are predisposed genetically to balding. if you come from a family with no bald people at all, you aren't going to go bald just because you took test

>>70487705
jokes on you i havent been outside since august

>>70487706
Don't say Klinefelters is easily fixed then. It's incurable sterility, pretty fucking unfixable.

watching some bent looking lad who looks as if he hasn't been outside for several months post on /int/ on this bus i'm on

>>70487727
ye, my bad

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

Or a sheep in wolfs clothing?

What scares you more?

Welcome to my house of mirrors. Not quite what you expected, is it now?

broke some yank's mirror

>>70487773
*gives you a kiss*
uhm, do you wanna kiss me? :3

oh no, not like that
*pulls out willy*
over here :)

>>70487783
enjoy your 7 years of bad luck

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>>70487666
>>70487706
>>70487712
feel bad for laughing

welp just sat on my balls again

Is holding grudges about small incidents a sign of any mental illness?

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>>70487773
Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise
Run in the shadows
Damn your love
Damn your lies

[2x]
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain.

Listen to the wind blow
Down comes the night
Run in the shadows
Damn your love
Damn your lies

Break the silence
Damn the dark
Damn the light

[3x]
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain.

[5x]
Chain, keep us together
Running in the shadows

>>70487819
It's called being female

just realised i actually have klinefelter's syndrome

>tall
>wider hips to waist ratio than normal
>no hair
>small bollocks

>>70487833
So yes

there's a lot of footy to watch tonight to keep me from thinking about my existence *ok hand sign*

only attracted to asian women. think I might do a so-called 'cide

>>70487840
DIRE
might as well become a tranny and grow your tits out, they'll probably end up pretty big

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>>70487851
daisuki anon-kun~

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When did we get so olds lads?

>>70487851
why? they're the easiest ones to get

having a tequila sunrise with a slice of orange and a little umbrella in it

>>70487865
I said asian women not cartoons

rib jon hurd

you brits really need to kick all these JFs out of your general

>>70487871
whaddefug

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>>70487878
?

>>70487871
damn, she got ugly

>>70487840
How tall are you?

>>70487833
What if they're incidents where I was blatantly disrespected

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i don't have much hair but the doc says me testosterone is fine

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would you fuck a 15 year old girl?

>>70487872
I don't know. I think it has to do something with my first cum being to a picture of an asian girl

>>70487897
6'2'' (188cm)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s36R0EBhtaU

Me

>>70487871
>choker
FUCK this meme

>>70487900
i always wanted one of these as a kid but my parents never got me one

they were quite happy to get me more expensive shit, but never one of these

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>>70487878

>>70487906
hmmmmmm....

HMMMMMMMMM....

let me sit on that for a minute, mr. hhris cansen....

>>70487906
if it was legal, probably

>>70487929
i got something else you can sit on for a minute too

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>>70487900
could be genetic
British islanders usually don't have much hair beyond their chest and face.

>>70487910
Are you abnormally tall for your family?

Also, do you have weirdly long arms/legs?

These are warning signs that wouldn't apply if you were just low test.

>>70487906
i'd fuck any pubsecent as long as they were hot enough. morals are for the brainwashed

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>>70487929

>>70487925
NEED a lara croft gf

>>70487819
yes, sorry la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MQeexi0FPU

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*slides into the thread*

wahey!!!

>>70487950
i don't have any hair on my face and barely any on my chest
my most significantly dense area would be my pubes or my stomach and my stomach isn't even very much

we just diagnosed like 3 people with klinefelters lmao

know for sure that i'll end up killing myself one day, it's just a question of how many straws left before the camel's back breaks

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>>70487954

>>70487956
lmao he had a literal hump

>>70487967
*positions myself with my erect willy out at the end of the slide so it goes directly into her mouth*

>>70487975
>reporting an aussie to the FBI

hmm yeah lets see how this turns out

>>70487975
someone claimed to have reported me (probably bullshitting) for a joke i made a few weeks back and i've been paranoid about it since

shall never skirt the boundaries of acceptable conversation here again

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>>70487981

thats why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

>>70487997
I reported someone yesterday for saying he fucked a 12 year old

hope the FBI waterboard him

>>70488001
disgusting

>>70488012
(take money)

>>70487997
it was probably me lul

it's my gimmick, keeps the guys at the 'bi entertained

remember the paranoia after someone tricked you into searching "lolita" on imagefap?

just took some yanks money that he took off another yank

>>70488001
looks like he's making some tunes in ableton or garageband or some shit

someone took the money i gave to a yank for sexual pleasures

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Why exactly do people care about sperm count if its not reflective of general health, as in, done by the environment?

>laptops on lap literally COOK YOUR SPERM!

Why should I care about shooting blanks?

feel incredibly agile when I have no pants on
would NOT want to fight me in that state.

do u guys believe ijn destiny<+?

>>70488065
because some people want to have children? dumb cunt

>>70488001
I thought it was true that most CS majors looked like this when there are plenty of girls in CS and the sperg video game designer ones drop out quickly.

I treat my body like a temple

Can't understand people who eat like shit

dont care if im sterile because there is precisely 0.00% chance of me every coming within cum shot of an unclothed vagina in my lifetime

>>70488065
you may not care about being a sub-man but some people do

>>70488093
same

>>70488084
>implying its impossible to have children with even a halved sperm count (extreme)

If there is any gatekeeper to breeding its the woman. This doesn't explain why it's mostly middle aged men to old men who complain about sperm counts anyway.

>theres a virgin in this thread

>>70488093
thought about filling a turkey baster with my cum and sneaking it into sleeping girls' fannies as a prank when i was in a share house

the gf

>>70488106
>This doesn't explain why it's mostly middle aged men to old men who complain about sperm counts anyway.
sperm counts naturally drop as you get old

>>70488093
same

Wakey wakey, Londoners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

omg, just got back, I'm a wreck
gonna eat couple sandwiches and take a nap
holy shit

>>70488118
good plan until it looks exactly like you

>>70488106
because cumming more sperm feels good

member of the lower upper class here

AMA

>tfw EXTREMELY virile

reckon I could get everyone ITT pregnant with one load of cum shot into the air like an aerosol

>>70488152
alri billionaire

>>70488152
haha that's me too

>>70488154
>leafbabies
no thank you!

Wakey wakey, Americans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33zNYaJLD8s

>>70488124
Then they'd have less of reason to care about it, but you'll still see old men doing whichever voodoo gimmicks to put flour in their baby gravy.

>>70488140
this

>>70488152
kulak runt

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>>70488154
*stands in your way*

>>70488171
delete this shit mate

wakey wakey, australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzMsoz4XIkM

>>70488171
It's not prayer time for 5 more hours in New York dumbass

>>70488166
you wouldn't have a choice in the matter

>>70488187
fuck off leaf

(FOL)

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>decide to tune in to bbc world news tonight
>some young-buck, jumped-up, jackaroo is anchoring
C'mon, guys.
We don't need a side show.

my ear is slimy hours after i shower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfngSqR1eys
did a little more singing for you lads x

wakey wakey brits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2gDkcpYnMc

phimosis is a gooner

phimosis is a gooner

la la la la

la la la la

lads

LADS

>>70488215
Pasty faced little runts, could deck them all one after another no problem

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>welcome to my room anon

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>>70488216
are you stalking me

leafs left yet?

>>70488246
yeah they're gone

>>70488237
>>70488216
I hear about so many people crying about phimosis on 4chan that I'm almost glad that mine was snipped off.

>its a yanks obsessed with Canada episode

john hurt is dead

oh what the fuck... they're back

>>70488258
even in the small chance you had it you could've just got it sniped off and be right where you are anyway

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BRITISH ARMY
HIGHLAND REGIMENT

>>70488237

an educated guess my wonky willied friend

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I am
entirely
In control
of the "republic"


of ireland

>>70488271
guess he don't hurt no more

My god this thread is cancer and I didn't even read it. Gott strafe England.

ER STRAFE ES.

>>70488258
even if you are born with it (rare) you can cure it in almost every case by stretching. then you won't have a mutilated dry dick

3/4 times I've gotten my cock sucked, it was outside

>>70488288
based on?

letting out a long, deep FOY

fuck poms

fuck niggers

>>70488306
desu there's real phimosis (which requires surgery) and there's just tight foreskins because you never stretched it enough as a kid.

fuck leafs

>>70488317
the girl in that picture is clearly too young to be having sex with

stop trying to justify your paedophilia or I'll black mirror you

>>70488306
its not dry. theres still skin that you can pull over the head of your dick.

most research says theres little to no sensitivity loss. so do people that had to undergo circumsision later on in life

>>70488317
I don't have sexual urged for pre-pubecent girls

never met a new zealander i've liked

in america its tradition to cut babys dicks off

very interesting

>>70488332
I had "real" phimosis (couldn't pull foreskin over flaccid glans) and solved it by lightly stretching every day in the shower for years.

>>70488337
>>70488346
$0.01 has been deposited in your account

>yanks don't have penises

is this true?

>>70488345
source

>>70488332
>surgery
yes goy! get your cock jewed!

>>70488352
they use the foreskins to put in beauty products for women

while i don't condone circumcision, it would be nice to have my penis, even by extension, touch a woman

>>70488321

knew you watched the prem

arsenal seem to be a club you might identify with

it just seemed right ya know?

>>70488362
>>70488352
got mine cut off as a baby.

its in a jar somewhere. we have small little clits that work as dicks

CARIBBEAN QUEEN

>>70488362
they have them removed at birth then a fake one fashioned out of bum skin
for religious reasons

>>70488362
it is

they still have uretheras it just is loacted at the flat bit on thier groin

*technically* they do have penis's because they don't cut off the bit thats inside your body, but they have no external penis

when they wish to reproduce they must put a small tube into their urethra hole and the other end in the womans vagine, then they require anal prostate stimulation until they achieve orgasm to impregnate

>>70488397
my mummy :)

>>70488350
Rasheed

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>>70488397
AND OUR HEARTS WILL BEAT AS ONE

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>>70488383
should probably be offended by this but i can't argue

>70488399
>they

Why do canadians pretend like they aren't just psuedo yanks?

>>70488404
don't know what any of the words in brown mean

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https://www.instagram.com/brooklynbilli/

>yank calling himself a yank

Such a docile yank thing to do

Americans and Australians are most like the English whereas Canadians and New Zealanders are most like the Scots

leafs get the fuck out

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>>70488438
genuinely unnattractive

>>70488454
Do NOT bully the kiwis in my prescence

>>70488438
>literally obese

Go chubby chase elsewhere Jamal

>>70488234
*does a virgin stare*

*chubby chases somewhere else*

>>70488465
>38%

pooosayy

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>Indo-European cultures portray dragons as evil dangerous things that are either mindless beasts or sinister serpentine demons that need to be destroyed by great heroes.
>East Asian cultures portray dragons as jovial godlike beings who often played major roles in their cultural origins

really makes me think

you can see the nice divide too where dragons go from "evil" to "good" with India being in the middle where they can be both.

*chad walks into thread after pulling tonight*

sup

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>>70488483
WAZOOO!

>>70488488
hey

>>70488477
I don't believe this is natty

going doopin mental

>>70488466
oi! a roo bit me nads! damo call triple zero!

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>What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money.…. Money is the jealous god of Israel, in face of which no other god may exist. Money degrades all the gods of man – and turns them into commodities…. The bill of exchange is the real god of the Jew. His god is only an illusory bill of exchange…. The chimerical nationality of the Jew is the nationality of the merchant, of the man of money in general.

just GUESS who wrote this

*sips tea*

>>70488431
I'm a Catholic and circumcision rates are minuscule amongst people my age

for the entire country its like 30%

You're not white if you don't like brussel sprouts

>70488528
doesn't make you not a pseudo yank you fuckwit

>>70488477
bitch calfs

going for a swim lads

might order a barrel of yank weiner-scalps to offer to my God

man sorting all my porn into categories could be a full time job

just had a nice wank

can't believe how many calories i get from alchol

>>70488561
It's nearly 3am and 15°F outside are you insane??

>>70488576
>my
did you star in them

>>70488581
i was a full blown alcoholic for 6 years and trust me when you're like that you gain zero weight

BREAKING

NEW PENGEST MUNCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjK9QY2WuE

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>>70488581
stop drinking beer

>>70488577
I had a nice one earlier

Shot a lot of cum

Did it to pics of my ex which is undoubtedly unhealthier than porn in my case haha

>>70488584
very unlikely that we live near each other

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The gf

>>70488589
trying to lose weight. 500 calorie deficit every day usually. Just added up my stuff today and it was basically 2 bottles of wine and two light meals and i was at a surplus

>>70488608
ah yes the attainable waifu... original

>>70488588
would you have preferred he stated the pornography he was referring to was merely saved or owned by him? how would that work exactly?

>>70488614
>basically 2 bottles of wine

Wine has comparable calories to soda retard.

>liquid calories

Don't do this.

>>70488614
>2 bottles of wine

mate...

>>70488521
my guess is adolf hitler

>>70488626
>when you're korean but also have 20 inch shoulders

w e w

>>70488640
She's a big woman
https://www.instagram.com/hmin840/

>>70488614
is 2 bottles of wine just an average day for you or what

>>70488600
cool. i don't have an ex