/asean/

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>>70455348
wheres malangsia?

>>70455382
but you gonna get angpau right?

first for increasing petrol cost

>>70455368
Why me? I haven't been in the thread for hours.

it's a Mami Cuckwada makes a thread episode

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>>70455433
You called?

>>70455471
How did you say it's him?

>>70455437
siapa nama bangsat yang nak ban motosikal dari kl tu?

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I wonder what's going on in Binondo right now

>>70455514
I can smell your weeb ass from a mile, that's how.

Machico > Mommy Kawawa

>>70455692
That ranking is objectively wrong, but I commend your liking of Machico.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFLMh-nIgZs

The only likeable pinoy in /asean/ is the real estate guy and the other bisdak anon

The rest of you can join the leagues of Jovelyn Custodio and die in a fire.

I am sad

>Veloso is nearly executed
>people rally and get mad at P-Noy
>Filipina maid is executed in Kuwait
>silence, nothing against Duterte
Why the double standards?

>>70455774
>t. Jovelyn Custodio

>>70455734
>finally acknowledges Machico
>posts the inferior version anyway


Shit taste you stupid libretard pedo-NEET yellowcuck martard
This is the scholarly gentlemen's choice

https://m.soundcloud.com/user-141736244/fantastic-dreamer-monday-afternoon-ver

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>>70455785
me too. i broke my gaming mouse in a mini tantrum today

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>>70455785
try sleeping,you can't be sad there

>>70455874
Eat some tangerines to cheer up

>>70455925
I tried but I can't sleep

>>70455774
Lol I bet those are the ones who butthurt tirades alot

Like these>>70455857

>>70455925
do you think he killed himself outright when he saw the picture?

>>70455774
Yuck

The fake real estate guy is a Marcocuck
And the bisadak is a try hard /pol/ shit poster

>>70456018
Sorry but can you stop quoting me, Jovelyn Custodio? Everytime a stupid libretard quotes me, I get the urge to wash my hands so stupidity from posts like yours won't affect my superior intelligence.

>>70456118
Quotes the marcocuck

;-)

>bu-but im not a liberaltard
kek but you are triggered

>>70455820
The admin wants her to die now
Anyway kek

>>70456098
You stupid faggot

The Masbate anon is the marcofag and perhaps the ONLY marcos fag here
You bunch of disgusing N*valiches people, including that gay faggot who molests muscle men on gyms, are libretards
There's also those anon from Dasmariñas, Niggers Occidental, Mactan, Baguio etc. but nobody gives a shit about them
I bet that real estate anon guy earns more than the rest of us here combined

>>70456225
I'm surprised Migrante didn't say anything or at the very least try to save the OFW considering they were so angry at P-Noy because of Veloso.

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>>70455734
Mami once again triggers the try hard marcocucks

>Niggers Occidental


Gets me everytime. Why can't we change the fucking name?

>>70456247
Kek
Its probably just you same fagging and role palying marcocuck shit if you got triggered

>>70456356
But I'm the one doing the triggering

>>70456343
What I don't get is why Rody wants to abolish the NIR considering all the effort that went into creating that in the first place.

>chinese new year
>flipcentric thread
really makes you think

>>70456225
I prefer the admin stance about executing flips on other countries tbqh

Forcing flips to work here instead

>>70456387
You seem to be the only one mad triggered too

AM I STILL WAITING FOR THAT ANTI MARCOSKEK SHILL PDF LINK FROM ADMU LIBRARY SITE

>>70456406
You didn't even refute me here >>70455857 you stupid libretard


If ever you're wondering why you keep getting failing grades at your shitty coño university, it's all because you have shit taste.

>>70455348
Who is this woman?

>>70456436
But you're the one being so mad

>>70456467
Do you want to read it or something its actually a good book very detailed

https://out.reddit.com/t3_4kyo8x?url=http%3A%2F%2Frizalls.lib.admu.edu.ph%3A8080%2Febooks2%2FPrimitivo+Mijares.pdf&token=AQAAXmuLWHeaxrf20jrhUOjLomMD86OcA4_edHj7mDBqWBYz7aKv&app_name=mweb2x

>>70456509
Idts>>70456475

Its like talking to children lol

Childhood is voting for Mar Roxas
Adulthood and maturity is voting for Rodrigo Duterte

>>70456504
アリズー ゴンザガ

>>70456475
Look, just because I voted for Mar doesn't mean I'm a Martard or a Yellowtard. The sole reason I voted for him is because I didn't believe any of the other candidates were any better (I would rate Mar a 5/10, Poe 4.5/10, Duterte 2/10, etc.). I actually dislike him and have a disdain for his vocal supporters on Disqus and elsewhere.

>>70456567
Debating with Marcos loyalists is an exercise in futility. No matter what people say, these loyalists will always put down actual history-based factual books in favor of revisionist historical material.

>>70456426
So far workers going to Kuwait are increasing so I heard

>>70456567
nope i aint reading that

>>70456632
That's because you're all naïve children here, I wouldn't be surprised if one of you is still on his diapers.

Goo goo~ Gaa gaa~ Close open... close open!

>>70456633
More like edgelording is voting for dutdut lol
Tbqhwy

>>70456664
>likes Mami Cuckwada
>votes Mar Roxas


This is just beyond shit taste. I bet you like Mario games and root for Pastillas girl too

>>70456783
I haven't played a Mario game since Mario Kart for the Wii. I also hate Pastillas Girl and all the spawns and rip-offs of Aldub.

DUTDUT
U U
T D
D T
U U
TUDTUD

MAMON GIRL PA DIN MGA ULOL
SUBO NYO YANG PASTTITILIAS

>>70456823
Stop quoting me you pleb. You have better chances of being a Malaysian than being a uni graduate for having such a shit taste for everything.

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There's probably another pro dutdut or Marcocuck shill thread on /pol/
Of another anit manila/Tagalog one

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It's the filthy plebbits ruining peaceful /asean/ thread on a Friday night

>>70456698
You should try it contains alot of facts and records
>>70456567

>>70456897
Its actually you who ruined it

>>70456897
Every Malaixian/Indianesian posters are celebrating their Chinese New Year
Only the most powerful race is available to post on /asean/ tonight

This thread should be /phil/ thread.

fuck,I want my porn back

It's libretards who ruined the thread, if they weren't such dick munching retards for Mar Roxas then I wouldn't have anyone to shit on tonight.

>>70457000
Trips confirm.

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>Abraham religions' god prohibits incest
Why does their god have a shit taste?

>>70457006
>men protesting against ban of porn sites
>the antis there are women

>>70457022
No one was even talking about Mar or Duterte until you brought it up.

>>70457030
God doesn't exist. Prove me wrong.

>>70457000
I'm disappointed that most of my countrymen are a bunch of losers who stay online all day

>>70457054
But if libretards aren't libretards then maybe the thread wouldn't be ruined. Stupid libretards, you fucking bunch of cock-sucking beaners.

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>>70457054
I wonder what made the marocucks salty this time?

People who didn't vote for Duterte are drug users anyway.

>>70457077
If it werent for those online retards
Dutdut would have never won tbf

Eversince Dutertr sat as the president of my beloved country, I have never been as proud as I was to be a Filipino.

>>70457139
Probably the fact that Lenileaks is dead and has been replaced by that issue with the dead Korean businessman.

To be honest I think both of those images are fake. The bottom pic is possibly legit but I have my suspicions about the alleged Mocha check.

>>70457200
Putang ina I'm drunk already


Fucking kill yourself yellowtards, do this nation a service for once

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Wew

Its paid dutdut/ Marcos bot shill hour

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>This thread

>>70457139
So its facebook screencap shill posting time

>>70457200
Duterte will not only make Philippines first world, but also the whole ASEAN

>>70457224
Cool story Gumshoe


I bet you love to sped hours watching porn then criticize the quality of thr video and the girl's vagina too

Enough politics, let's talk about ASEAN matters. What is the most popular TV show in your country at the moment?

>>70457296
Nope its marcocuck butthurt tirade time>>70457239
>>70457163
>>70457200

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>>70457290
Let's all love Lain.

>>70457320
PTV

It stars my favorite MC of all time - Duterte
I love the part where Leila de lima is urged to jump off the rooftop

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>>70457344

>>70457320
encantadia

>>70457268
More like tryhard flip conservatard time
Poor fags if you ask me

He thinks we are like the usa

>>70457343
If my butt is hurt then your ass is already inexistent from all those getting bamboozled

>>70457320
I haven't watched any tv for any show for the last 4 years

>>70457434
By the looks of it you already got wrecked tbf

>>70457320
GMA News TV

i love hearing salty liberals

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>>70457384

>>70457468
Sounds like thhing I'd do to your mom lmao

>>70457224
Also the cases for delima were trashed and the police got caught planting drugs

Now we suffer the damage control butthurt fall out

speaking of news. about that cybercrime queen bisaya cunt.

I demand a Malay power hour

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>>70457473

>>70457472
Enjoy your informercials, reruns, and old dubbed movies if you fully like that channel.

>>70457508
That I already did to your mom first

Kek this is so tryhard flips doing the mom defensive mechanism

>>70457538
>>70457542
Sorry we had to shit up the thread
Your posters were inexistent around asean
Just like your Malay identity


LMAOOOO

>>70457521
So I guess Dutdut is screwed?

>Lenileaks lasts like 2 or 3 days in the news
>Korean businessman, Aguirre, police have been in the news all week
Has there ever been a bigger epic fail? Are Thinking Pinoy and GRP on damage control?

Okay though, seriously: who's the girl in the OP pic? Google search isn't much of help.

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>>70457598

>>70457611
Nope
The police is, these incidents puts in question their every tohkang operation
Laxson claims theres more of it

Lenileaks holds no water regardless

>>70457642
are you a roastie chaser too? that's just pathetic, anon.

>>70457593
At least youre mom wasn't a tryhard when she works as a slut

>>70457642
Leticia Wong

>>70457687
How are Thinking Pinoy and Get Real Philippines reacting to the fact that Lenileaks is dead?

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>>70457538
>malay power hour

you mean terrorist chatting emporium?

>>70457692
Too tryhard for me

>>70457538
No.

>>70457759
Like every libretard out there

>>70457538
Kau doksah layan diorang sangat bang, diorang tengah sangap cakap pasal presiden diorang.

>>70457826
Mane budak2 lain?

Okay malay boys
/nusantara/ time


Let's leave these yellowtard neckbeards alone

>>70457852
Macam aku kot, balik kampung alang2 cuti panjang

>>70457739
They are still shilling for it
All it uncovers is Leni and his supports are trying to stop marcos

>>70457856
I need cock >~>

>>70457890
And they think that's a bad thing?

>todays shilling list:
>anti-marcucks links CHECK
>muh anti-intellectualism CHECK
>news links CHECK
>fagbook screencaps CHECK
>muh lenileaks CHECK
>mochauson ON QUEUE

>>70457921
Did you watcg the "Mucha Puson" parody?

>>70457804
Not really
Tryhards tend to be the marcocucks

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>>70457880
Untung la cuti

>>70457921
>muh yellow
>muh liberatard


Yeah

>>70457918
As you can see by the marcocuck
Retards here yes
Sadly

>>70457538
you should be happy to know that your countrymen don't stay inside their house;inside of their room all day on a holiday

>>70457542
Let's shitpost on Lainchan UwU.

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>>70458070

>>70457960
the "angels and demons" aspect on that show just feels tacked on
just an excuse for them to make random magic jokes because they're too lazy to make jokes that tie into the plot like cut aways in family guy

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Do you think Duterte and Trump will get along?

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just picked this up from /pol/

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>Friday Night
Why arent you guy fucking prostis?

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INC church tomorrow

We can have yet another try hard marocuck butthurt paid tirade
Or its going to be comfy again

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>>70458160

>>70458160
who needs a high iq when you have high quality tin and rubber exports

>>70458185
it will when you stop replying to your own posts while roleplaying as 2 opposing parties

>>70458173
Kuya pakantot

>>70458160
kek

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>>70458227
anong kuya

need penis in me now >~<

>>70458152
He's already blaming the CIA for everything

We will see

>>70458160
This will trigger the Malaysian to search for the latest IQ rankings of asean

>>70458299
it tastes like skin so try licking yourself

>>70458200
seriously?

>>70458305
Don't even need to google it to know ;^)

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>>70458341
Yes, because I understand this pict related better.

>>70458299
Gay.

>Tomorrow I'm sure it will rain coz of chinese new year... that people always use magic to make it rain

What did this Indonesian woman mean by this?

Stop bullying us, REEEEEEEE

>>70458436
fuck off leaf

>>70458436
Aren't you chinese yourself? don't shame your ancestors.

>>70458445
bawak bertendang bang

>>70458160
who needs IQ when we have the swag

>>70458336
Not good enough

>>70458404
that's far more realistic 2bhwy lmao

>>70458474
不是中国人,我是白的加拿大人

>>70458481
No wonder we are stupid af. We are the swagiest race in the world.

>>70458404
Make one for indo
For the trinity completion

>>70458486
try a banana,it's nice and healthy

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OUR REPRESENTATIVE IS BASED

MARCOS MASTER RACE

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>>70458515
I've no fucking idea what those moon runes mean and I can't be bothered with google translate right now

>>70458436
Rain is symbol of blessing. So having rain at Chinese New Year is good thing.
Or maybe it's just muh normalfags go die REEEEE, since New Year is couple day.

>>70458616
>I'm not Chinese, I'm a white Canadian

>>70458621
I guess she probably means the former.

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>>70458583
She popularized that cancer yet another one of their sins

Pito Moreno was the designer

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>>70458583
Plebbitcucks ITT will bully her now.

>>70458542
here you go

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>be Urquhart
>PM friend goes back on promise that he will be appointed to higher office if they win election
>decides to secretly ruin his career and making him resign by implicating him in insider trading
>former PM friend ends up supporting his supported friend to be the new PM
>kills an associate who he blackmailed into blackmailing other candidates by putting rat poison on his cocaine
>Urquhart wins the PM race
>kills the reporter (also her lover) he used to bring down his friend's career by pushing her off the roof during his ascension to power
>decides to slash off all social welfare programmes
>King gets pissed off because of this draconian policy
>King decides to publicly denounce
>King gets set up in an ambush made by Urquhart to look like a hero near election
>Urquhart wins
>King is forced to resign and ended the King's son's childhood by making him the new King
>tells the former King that he hated his Protestant ass for kicking out the real royal bloodline who was overthrown by being Catholic
>and that his family were part of the Catholic royalists
>Urquhart kills his closest ally and protege because they found about the people he killed
>decides to settle the border dispute between Turkish Cyprus and Greek Cyprus
>decide to give a knighthood to a International Court Judge to rule in favour of moving the disputed border, so it can be secretly oil drilled by a Turkish Cyprus company and get kickbacks in return
>people found out about the oil drilling
>Urquhart decides to up his popularity by starting a "small war" when Greek nationalist kidnaps the Greek Cyprus President and the British ambassador
>decides to burn an entire forest to rescue them
>accidentally orders the military to shoot at school girls blocking the road after the rescue
>political goal in life is to beat Margaret Thatcher's term by a day
>gets assassinated the day before it happens
Wew, this guy.

>>70458829
>>>/int/brit/

>when you want to play fireworks but you scared that it'll blow your hands off

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>>70458542
Here you go

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>>70458583
She actually wore a Muslim inspire one
It suppose to be vintas

>>70459073
that headdress is retarded

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>>70458781
Everyone should, she deserves it

Those sleeves looks so retarded to being with
No wonder flips would rather wear a kimono or some Korean darb

>>70459099
It suppose to be coral reefs

Or some shit in the igorot mountains

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>>70458934
>Afraid of puny fireworks
Kids these days.
Just light some thunderclap with a stick if you are afraid, only mixing the powders at random may result in blowing off your fingers.
Don't do anything stupid like launching something like mercun bola with a slingshot at the last moment and you gonna be fine.

>>70459343
>>70458934
you mean rpg rounds? you fugging terrorists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESOhN-SaH-s

>>70458934
When I was a child I would imagine myself as a deity burning a city with fire and brimstone with fireworks once. Then, I accidentally burned one of my fingers and my parents didn't let me continue playing

>>70458781
They should because she was worng

The big buzz about her is she's stupid and needs a interpreter

Her initial answer to the Bb pilipinas pageant was in infamy for being shitty look it up in YouTube

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>>70459435
you can be a cow goddess talking about re-incarnation and shit

>>70458515
Canadians can't be white, that's illegal in the current year

>>70458515
Are you from Vancouver? I heard you people are increasing the house prices there

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MOOO!!!!

>>70459548
I'll be a cow goddess raping you

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tfw no asean bf

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>>70459430
>2017
>actually shooting RPG rounds
What sort of poorfag does that?
Its the age of trucks now.

>>70460082
You watch/read Fuuka, anon?

>>70457431
>comparing the god emperor to fucking dutdut
Kek and people say dudutcucks aren't similar to redditors.

>>70460183
Nah, I'm not gonna go on his rage ride again.
Pretty much everyone knew about the guy and his Fuuka clone by now and I only watched Chain Chronicle so far this season.
Still mad Gumi managed to ruin a Sega cash cow.

Fankui jangan lupa besok ngemis ke ruko2 chinese. Yaaaaa

>>70460004
Over here :3

hey i'm white can I have ur women

>>70460459
fuck off they're mine wite boi

>>70460459
>>70460636
Samefag

>>70460459
>>70460636
malaysia already has my heart <3

yall some niggas

>>70460766
>yall

>>70460381
t. Nigel Worchesterbeningtonsire

>>70460459
t. Jamal Johnson Jathule

>>70460636
t. D'Shawn "OG triple OG" Obongo

>>70460699
t. Daniel Bagus Sutisna Liem Oei

>>70460938
>t. pukimak

kyong hi kyong hi
koh bagi angpaonya koh

>>70460938
t. Kenny Lim

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where is my cute malaysia girlfriend?

cik angpao cik

Can I cum in your pussy and make your children smarter and lighter skinned?

>>70461394
>smarter

>>70461394
That's what Peter Rodger said.

>>70461437
>European intellectual achievements throughout history
>Pacific Islander intellectual achievements

Take your pick

>>70461495
>European

>>70461495
>implying a good number of Filipino aren't already mixed with cauc shit 3 generations back
>only shit you'll get is artista money anyways
Worked well for Mexico with their mestizos huh cunt.

>>70461325
>>70461060

Aiya lu olang tiko mawles kali ha.. tiap oe puna hajat lu olang fankui mintak2 oe puna cuan.. amsyong oe mai cibai.. no ban go wukup??

>>70461325
>>70461060
Makan babi dlu sono, jawa kismin :D

>>70461635
I guess if you paint shit gold it's still shit

>>70461495
>european
please stop Jamal , you are making a fool of yourself

kalo mau lampok ya lampoklah tapi jangan entot-entot

>>70461737
Self hatin' ain't good, Parjo.

>>70461495
bet you can't make a seaworthy vessel as good as I can

koh ngasih angpaonya jangan pelit-pelit lah koh

>>70461495
>t. I measure my self-worth with the history I was born into because I'm actually a lazy shit without it

>>70461910
mau sepeda kan?
sebut nama ikan dulu

>>70462371

kontol

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goodnight

I need a girlfriend

Where's the autist thai anon?

youtube.com/watch?v=JS4-F4XnZdM

stickboybangkok.com/news/heartbroken-aussie-expat-sets-fire-sofa/

It's 2:30AM, nobody will notice me posting this video and calling us cucks

https://youtu.be/U2FICLStkoc

I want an asean gf

Selamat malam /asean/

>>70464744
lambat bang

pengen ngentot gan

>>70464836
i want an american gf (male)

>>70467336
H-hi

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rate this picture I found, /asean/
especially, indons

>>70468524
anak SMA dengan anak SD? Terus?

>>70468524
Barron Trump and the Ikan Kontol Kid
Both are 10 y/o, but what a different life they are living in

>>70468524
Left has autism, and right is retarded?

>>70467836
>>70467336
fags

>>70467836
Ready to get BKC'D!

One Malaysia is not enough for this world

I'm ready to die for Brunei Darussalam


Screencap this before mods delete my post

>>70472254
Correct. We need the world to be Malaysia