/asean/

Ikan kontol gan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ui-tdSYEto

>>70414976
http://jakarta.coconuts.co/2017/01/26/watch-primary-school-kids-ikan-kontol-tongue-slip-front-president-jokowi-adorably

>>70414899
wow singapore looks like a fine city wkwkwkwkwk

>>70415113
Tbf duts looks more like a monkey

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>>70415117
>White people call that as a "fun city"

Any recommended lewd vns here?
I need to read something after demonbane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtkCGQ9aTIc

first for no asean gf

>P-Noy skips SAF 44 honors to go to the Mitsubishi plant inauguration
>people complain and people rally
>Bato skips town to Thailand while a Korean is killed in Crame
>people aren't asking for Bato's head, militants are silent
I don't get it.

>>70415221
Nekopara if you're into that kind of thing.

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>tfw sakuraso poster is female

>>70415397
Oh right, thanks for reminding me i had the 2 volume that somewhere in my pc.
Any idea how many route in both game?

>>70415221
Muv-Luv
Starless
Discipline

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>>70416273
Never tried Muv Luv yet, fuck i guess i'll do that on summer

Im surprised though discipline anime is different than the vn

>>70416420
I want to have children with Marie, Marika and Marisa.

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Who /raining/ here?

>>70416420
where to download legit lewd VN firend?

/bobo/ general

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aw3QzSiALj

>>70416766
legit as in paid?
http://www.mangagamer.com/

>>70416851
what?

>>70416905
no free ones?

>>70417029
>>>/vg/ksg/

I hate ching chong new year.

>>70417143
You have to go back

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>EZ STEP TO INCREASE YOUR FAPPING PLEASURE
1.get a hot/cold pack
2.put it in fridge (DO NOT PUT IT IN THE FREEZER)
3.1 hour later, take it out and oil it using baby oil/fap oil
ENJOY

>>70417173
to where?

>>70416851
Sing it now

>>70417143
> not gorging on the delicious oranges

step up abangpai

>>70417398
>oranges
ITS MANDARINS NOT ORANGES
REEEEEE

>>70417398
I don't want to get mucus.

>>70417398
I eat oranges everyday. Now sing that song

>>70414976
shitposting irl wkwkwkwk

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>this is what meztiza looks like during colonization era
yeah no wonder halfu spanish are so rare here

China!

>>70417217
how pleb

freeze the cold fever pack, add salt to penis and it will become a maximum pleasure

>>70418764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSOplT4STnQ

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tangerine juice got into my eye and now im mad

>>70419150
sayang~sayang~

>>70419150
You can always sing it away

>girl cross dresses as boy, she's lesbian
>boy cross dresses as girl, he's faggot
>both of them fall in love
>tag: yaoi
>the girl is actually a boy, she cross dresses as girl and then cross dresses as boy

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>>70414899
Sounds reasonable

Yahallo

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Gaysean :3

>>70418356
It's not about the looks, it's about the sanguine

>>70420126
Gong xi fa cai
give ang pau moo moo

>>70421902
Not funny. None for you

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>>70421988
you dont want to get milked?

>>70414899
>>70414899
Has anyone ever been murdered/died by durian?

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>>70421902
I'm not cow princess, this is cow princess >>70421988

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>>70422091
I chocked on a banana once

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>>70422103
You will get ang pow from my dick for CNY

>>70422051
I am not a cash cow

>>70422142
i bet you choked on cherry also

>>70422163
lies
all sarawakian chinese are secretly millionaire
using chinese connection and claim to be bumiputra to build up wealth

>>70422385
No. My family isn't rich. Because most of the inherited wealth goes to the eldest son. Sometimes, brothers and sisters squabble over wealth or demand that money be given to them by grandchildren or grandnephews

Typical chinese family I suppose

>>70422559
but grandpa (chinese) have 3 daughter and manage to divide estate (palm oil) equally to my mom and her sister

>>70422662
Lucky you, because for my family, my grandmum from my mom's side had made it such that the eldest son and his family gets the most.

Because my mother married someone poorer than her, she hardly got shit. Things become even more complicated when there's my grandfather's brothers who also squabble for money.

I am personally doubtful whether I can trust my granduncle, after he made up a lie about helping out my father

>>70422559
But you're keling.

>>70423097
I am largely chinese. This is because my father is half indian, but he has a chinese surname

Pengen ngentot gan

>>70423075
bunyi macam drama melayu tv3 pula desu
>after he made up a lie about helping out my father
same with my cousin from dad side, he didnt get anything after his dad died largely because the elder(his sister) took all the money and ran away with it. The dumb dead dad didnt even try to do will which is why the reason why many malaysian squabble over inheritance at the first place. That event convinced my dad and mom to make will.
Funny thing is that, that cousin claimed that he give my dad some money which is obviously a lie since my dad gave a lot of money to help his brother family and didnt asked once for them to pay it back

>>70422559
>>70422385
sucks to be Bakahime and Malay-chan. In my family, the poorest of the family get to inherit what's left of their parent's estate. Although, the family leadership and how much influence over the family you have is chosen through success. Like my mum, although she isn't first born or inherited anything from my grandparents, she is the richest and most successful of her siblings making her the matriarch. She gets to dictate where they live, what they spend and how much allowance they get. She also has superior influence with the mid-tier family members and often rally them to help the poorer members.

>>70423748
>sucks to be malay-chan
no
read this >>70423719
suck to be my cousin who doesnt have any money and demand money from my dad shamefurry

Fug my mom just dropped a bomb that her father who is my grandfather had Indian gene.
I don't realize it since my mom is chink as fuck.
Fuck one drop rule ;_;

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>>70424196
we got two cow princesses here? Are we Disney now?

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Any malaysian here, do you it this? I just bought this shit (its produced there), Pringles is a lot better

>>70424881
Eat*

Fuck I'm retarded

>>70424881
Occasionally

>>70424922
>mr potato
its like you're asking for buttfuck
without lube

>>70423719
All these shit is actually so bad that I practically hardly seen my eldest uncle in a very long time. The last time was when my grandfather passed away. After that, my mother revealed to me all the cracks within my family. And so there is a set of relatives whom my mom would say I can trust and the other set that she said are better left alone.

Once I heard my mom scold my grandmum over the phone during CNY. It was quite unnerving as all my memories of my grandmother was that of a kind nanny when I was young. In fact, I was happy as a child whenever she visits. But I am a bit scared as I heard from my mom that she used to steal my toys when I was young.

At least I know i won't have to fight over properties with my brother. For we both probably have nothing to our name. At least we are not poor and that is good enough for me

>>70423748
Sucks to be a cuck

>>70424196
I hope all who call me cow princess will end up with indian relatives

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>>70424196
>>70425355

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>70427283
Delete this

>>70424257
kys small dick arab scum,

my butt's hurt literally.

>>70433909
Why? Stuffed too much tangerines in it?

Should i focus to upgrade my leader or spread the wealth?

>>70436655
what game

>>70436676
some gacha mobile game

>>70436693
>mobile game
always upgrade your leader then

Did it rained last night? My panties are still wet >_<

>>70436731
right-o

>>70436835
I am strangely aroused

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Exchange rate at RM 4

>>70437246
Im on commando mode now at the office ;)
Do you think Mr. Chen will notice my lack of panty today?

>>70438502
I wish I am Mr Chen so that I can rape you in your office

It's been a week since I actually fapped @-@

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>>70422091
no but watch out for falling coconuts

If dubz I get an ampao

>>70442011
+$0.1 in your deposit

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>>70442011

>>70414976
TOP KEK

>>70422091
I had an uncle with holes on his head due to a durian dropping on him.

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WE

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>>70443457
That's clearly a Warhammer 40k cosplay.

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>>70443523
WUZ

>>70443572
Hussar/10

Why aren't you at the mosque?

What is the best Tikoy brand? My family usually buys from Polland, but are there any other options?

>>70442011
That's okay, Ampao is delicious.

>>70443956
FUG AWWAH :DDDDDDD

ANGPAO
N
G
P
A
O

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Stupid rain now I can't go to gym or jogging or drive outside wtf

If you eat the chicken, it wins.
https://twitter.com/CanEmbPH/status/824821006317473792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>>70438502
mr. chen will not care whatever you wear in the fields

stop procrastinating and harvest those rice

>>70414976
Kasian jgn dibully

>>70445299
gpp kan jamannya bully sekarang, gak tau apa apa asal lu benci bully aja kayak netijen kebanyakan

Are flips embarrassed of their country/ethnicity? They rarely seem to be willing to disclose their ethnicity.

>>70445873
Yes. Good thing I look east asian.

>>70445873
i pretend to be malaysian when i was in japan

>>70445900
wtf i HATE filipinos now

>>70445900
I knew we had flips

>>70446139

>>70445873
I am. I feel like Filipinos that are raised in America are better desu. They seem to want to be more identified with the East Asians rather than SEA. They're better than the fobs that come here with their tsinelas and tank tops whose only hobby is basketball. Good thing I look like a gook.

>>70445873
Personally I don't

awok awok kito pakat gi stadium shah ale weh
lawe pkns pete ni
tiket sepuloh ya jah
pukul 4.45 pete
pah jumaak sakni dio jua toket doh boh
jupo denu deh belako

>>70446239
>phillippino
>east asian
lmao social climbing retards

>>70445873
yes

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>>70424881
mr potato is overated. i eat this now better taste also vinegar & salt flavoured lays

>>70445926
>>70446239
>>70446472
What's the reason why you hate your own nationality?

>>70419111
ch-ching chong

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>>70446606

>>70446575
even in my cunt we have this problem. Basically, theyre Self hate Liberals always compare one of their own with the westerners as if THEY are better than us thats why asean is relying too much on imported goods/services because these ppl dont know how to circulate their own resources for their own good

>>70446641
these are the type of people who'd instantly suck a white dick if they see one.

>>70446641
but they are better, why do you think people around the globe travel to the west to learn? Sirry Asian man, just look at people like Bakahime.

>>70445873
It's mostly because they don't know, record keeping isn't that widespread here and most people are mixed with Chinese. Most of the people who do think they know their ancestry is based on speculation without evidence.

Mostly flips are ethnically Malay, half-chinese, Polynesian, etc.

>>70446239
>Flips in America are better raised
kek

Euro-flips are better raised than those self-loathing twats. We're raised here to be proud of it, but still accept that Filipinos aren't perfect like everyone else.

We're always amused by the fact that fellow flips always come late to events, we call it arriving on "Filipino time". But we also pride ourselves on being prudent, resilient and good at magic sing

>>70446958
>polynesian
lmao

>>70446958
>they are better

Still doesn't mean you have to disregard your own nationality because your country isn't as 1st world as any countries in Europe.
If you want your country to be as westernized as those from Europe, then you will have to do your part. What makes you think hating your own nationality will solve the crisis of your country?

>their ancestry is based on speculation without evidence.

All this identity crisis talks is making me sick to be honest. Why do we pretend like we're some uniquely disturbing country that shouldn't exist? I guess countries like Iraq doesn't need to be a country too since they're just a side effect of WW1

>>70447094
But Filipinos tend to be good singers though

>>70446641
>always compare one of their own with the westerners as if THEY are better than us

As opposed to sorry excuse of our leader who compared our country with fucking niggers and say be grateful that our country didn't become like one of those nigger shithole and vote for BN?

People really tend to forget how amazing Southeast Asia is as a region.

>hurr but muh merchant kingdom and sultanates aren't as glorious as colonialists from yurop

>>70446958
but its no reason to leave your birthplace. every countries development has its foundation you think UK or USA was already developed 100 yrs back? even they used to be poor and resourceless take china for instance how can a country in post war turns from substantial growth into boom? chinas economy used to be 3rd world tier but in 1978 the gov make an economic reform where they focus on their economic productivity within China and 40 yrs later china achieve 2nd highest in GDP. if these "people" like that dumb cow you mentioned is any better then guess again we have sent tons of these "educated" ppl for scholarships to the west for generations and they return with nothing but self-loathing complaints instead of having a good idea for a startup and such.

>>70447254
i was talking about the people not the government idiot. why is it when everything happens you just have to compare with gov? change your mindset

I love you all desu

Moo!

>>70447369
walang koya koya. tuwad!

>>70416650
yes

>>70447369
>mahal = love
>mahal = expensive
love is expensive desu

Meh, flips do identify with something when the topic of identity comes up but its not Chinese/ east asian or "Filipino"

Flips with relatives abroad will know the truth

Its actually been like that they say in the early 2000's till now

>>70447477
>not chink
>not flip
explain

>>70447457
You are my expensive.

Expensive (You)

>>70447457
I was thinking of the same thing when I woke up today, wtf!

>>70447457
Magugol = expensive

>>70447457
nah more like it's priceless

>>70447591
>wtf!
wtf?

Whenever I'm in Malaysia, I like to pretend I'm Indonesian and wave Indonesian flag around

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>>70447457
>malay=consciousness
explain

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How are koreans treated in your vagina?

>>70447457
Really makes me think.

>>70447649
We're redpilled?

>>70447638
>M'laysia boleh

>>70447638
Good banter lad.
Don't forget to yell that Malaysia steals Indonesia's culture there.

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>>70447649
We are Conscious, We are Knowledgeable , We are Aware because We are Malaysia

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>>70447665
dead

Great khutbah today, Chinks absolutely BTFO.

>>70447691
I only say that if I'm in Indonesia or Brunei. If I'm in Malaysia, I say "Indonesia Raya" then wave 8 Indonesian flags at the same time

>>70447665
>be corean in Philippines
>get kidnapped by the Philippine National Police
>Police force family to pay ransom
>family pays
>still get strangled in the PNP headquarters
Not too good.

http://cnnphilippines.com/news/2017/01/27/duterte-sorry-korean-jee-ick-joo.html

Although, the corean community in Baguio are allowed to have their own police force to protect corean nationals because the people there are cuc.ked by East Asians, kek

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>>70447755
Wtf i hate philippines now!

>>70447665
like anyone else, they generally open Korean barbecue restaurants to send their children to university.

>>70447649
To be truly aisa you must know all there is to know about asia

>>70447786
Why do you hate us? More like why does the world hate us? Thailand has muslim insurgency in its south part but their killings and beheadings isn't as widely publicized as ours.

>>70447665
Almost all the girls are infected with Koreabooism.

>>70447786
https://globalnation.inquirer.net/146671/3-south-koreans-found-dead-in-pampanga
>3 dead cuckreans
good riddance
if i ever see korean in my barangay i would stab him to death

Why do you guys hate Koreans?

>>70447861
Fated to Love (You) is my favourite K-show of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWU7j1-Z9Mo

>>70447883
because koreabooism is a disease. suicide is part of their protest culture. sooner or later bersih 7.0 will mass suicide our qt chink grills

https://www.jstor.org/stable/40972075?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents

>>70447883
>never socialize
>never opens up
>always bands together
>racist as fuck
>always feel superior


The only good thing about them is that they're not chinks.

>>70447948
I thought only the Japanese did that.

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>>70447856
Because you guys hurt koreans!
>>70447861
Good thing :)
>>70447873
Don't hurt my korean bros!
just don't!

>>70447883
smell like shit

>>70447962
Japan suicide only because they cant keep up with their worklife and social expectations due to meme cost of living.
sepukku applies to samurais if their pride is tarnished

A lot of my chinese friends went back to Malaysia.

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>>70447998
I don't have any body odor
No bully plz

Planning to travel to Burma next year. Any bad/good experiences?

>>70447960
>never socialize
except that they do. you just have to approach them first because you know, shy foreign syndrome thing.
everything seem right, especially the non greentext'd one.

>>70448236
I'm not going to approach them like a madman if they're always in group that looks like they're ganging up on someone.

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Why are bules so easily triggered?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2FICLStkoc

>>70447873
>Oct 13 2016
Kek
I thought its one of those police extortion case

>>70447803
Its legit like that in Cebu and Davao

>>70447649
Only awerness

Knowledge one is bullshit

This is the effect of we try to combine the dialects
One word with multiple meaning

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>>70448313
>all of that brown peoples
>everyone in Malaysia knows how to speak Chinese, but not everyone knows how to speak Malay

>>70447856
Thailand has golden temples and their food is spicy and has lots of veggies

Tho use are the key
Tourists like that more than beaches

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>>70448259
>be me
>drunk and broke af
>walk back home
>gorean group up ahead
>anyeong haseo oppa chupapa
>"oooh korean good"
>"come with us we need joker"
>mfw free unlimited soju and beer

>>70447972
I agree. Better that than bule

>>70447883
Maybe Samsung harmed their kin?
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2016/nov/21/malaysia-workers-speak-of-their-despair-samsung-only-knows-how-to-take?client=ms-android-samsung

>>70448510
how sore is your butthole right now?

Ikan apa?

>>70448484
t. joko wee
t. megawa tee

>>70448984
ikan pak us
ikan pak... us

Is CNY a public holiday for Philippines and Indonesia as well?

>>70449116
yes

mr. tan said i dont have go to work for free this saturday

>>70449116
yes we do

>>70448927
it would take more than 4 twinky coreans to subdue me. besides, goreans lynch homosexuals.

>>70449116
I still have classes this Saturday

Its kind of a meaningless holiday here
Like holloween or valentines day

>>70449236
your uni sucks

tangerines in my butt

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/01/27/i-am-not-for-rent-says-guy-behind-viral-posting-for-more-stories/

Hmm

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>ate my gf kuih bakul(nian gao)
>it's not even sweet
How's your cny /asean/?

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>>70448984
Ikan nyok nyok

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>>70449674
noisy,lion dancers bang their cymbals in doors every year

>>70449764
I'll bang my cymbals in your door

>>70448984
ikan kontol

>>70449764
not visiting your uncle/auntie?

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>>70449868
but I already do that lots of times in a week and receive stuff

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>>70449913
but you havent receive deez dick

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>>70449973
already had enough of it in dreams

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>>70450049
so tell me about your dream

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>>70450084
very lewd and I had no control

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>>70450184
>had no control
as in what exactly?

Will it ever end?

>>70448510
>>drunk and broke af
>broke
>but still able to get drunk
how do broke ppl able to survive so long? especially druggies

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>>70450233
had to change the bed twice,please stop it

>>70449674
Post female relatives in cheong sam.
>>70450271
They get fit roof jumping like Assassin's Creed escaping Ah Long.
And stealing shoes/clothes/scrap metal for cash.

>>70450271
what I meant was I spent all the money in my wallet. nearest ATM machine is farther than my house so I just walked home.

for the druggies, I don't know. maybe they commit crimes and shit.

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>>70450547
not going this year
they are going to relative husband family in ipoh for this year cny
i guess i wont get any ang pow
;_;
>>70450541
stop what?
only ask a basic question qt

>>70450614
Is the ampao there also made of peanuts? Over here a bakery near Retiro makes good ampao, I frequently buy there.

I need to wake up.

Why is everyone suddenly Chinese?

>>70450672
everyone is part chinese

>>70450672
It's that Chinese New Year is a holiday in some SEA countries and people of Chinese descent have disproportionate power here.

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>>70450660
>ampao

>>70450671
cant wake up

>>70450672
You get money if you're a child in Lunar new year.

>>70450271
Sell the drugs
Its instant money

>>70451310
Reported to Duterte.

Finally I got away from my friends who just want to play tabletop games on a fucking friday night with their nerdy fat gfs.

Off to drink some vodka and night swimming

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>>70452126
I want to meet your friends

>>70452126
>night swimming
Isn't that dangerous?

>>70452316
there's a lifeguard on duty and underwater lights anyway

>>70452275
kek, they probably kinda like the guy with the elbow on the table and the glasses guy on the right

>>70452316
>night swimming
>dangerous
holy shit I just realized how much of a normie I am, or how much of a stuck in weeb Mami Cuckwada is.

>>70452514
Wouldn't you get chomped by sharks or accidentally a jellyfish horde?

>>70452368
stop hanging out with highschoolers

The last indon

>>70452514
>talking to a naïve libretard unifag


Oh wait that's like 90% of you stupid yellowtards

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here is a rare picture of a cuck inside jollibee

>>70453427
but all the people there are all cucks

>>70453427
>that cuc.k doesn't live in a slum unlike (You)

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>>70453650
Why so mad Flipbongo?

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>>70453676
Just pointing out a fact

Gonna have a massive hotpot feast with my big chink family at home.

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>>70453725
Maybe you are triggered by something

>>70453187
Kek marcocucks why so mad?

>>70453427
Holy shit it's El Presidente on the far right.

>>70452316
Depends if its on the beach then water snakes or jellyfish in the penis

>>70453427
Jolibee is cringe worthy
Seriously

>>70453187
>says most libetards are University graduates
>having university level education is now an insult
>Most of the sweaty masses leave education at 16 and is against k-12 education like anon
It really makes you think

>>70453921
your mom is cringe worthy

>>70453933
We are very anti intellectual here

Sad fact

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>>70453786
you triggered my dick

>>70453933
>Implying libtard in uni will ever graduate

>>70453187
kek you triggered them

good job m8

>>70453933
Shhh.. just let him think we are the same as the USA
Tryhards wants to be white or Russia or something

>>70453933
Blah blah blah
Take your Women's studies course out of my /asean/, you disgusting libretard.

>>70452754
no sharks in my area and a smack of jellyfish doesn't always go near the shore so it's all good. if that bothers you so much then night swimming in a pool is an alternative.

>>70454107
Jellyfish do at night and water sankes

>>70453933
>being a uni graduate
lel have fun getting jewed on and serve mr. tan after graduating.
meanwhile TESDA MASTER RACE graduates are starting business left and right

>>70454059
at least they have a shot at graduating, people like anon will always leave after 16 and wagecuck for Mr Chang as an alipin (servant) for the rest of their lives

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>>70452316
Leave it to mami to trigger try hard conservatards>>70453187

Tsk tsk stk

>>70453187
lmao the marcuck shills have finally arrived

>>70454150
yes but they don't get washed up near the shore unless the tide and waves are really high that night. as for water snakes, they only are a threat if you camp near water caves or something.

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Wait for those newslinks


Those stupid libretard yellowcucks will never forget to post their newslinks.

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>that one poster that graduated in UST
pffffffffffftaah ahahahahahaha

>>70454166
>Tesda
Yeah if you want to be a maid or seaman in singapore or hong kong
Seriously its a requirement now

Tesda will only help you start business I if you have the funds already

>>70454166
Tesda means hygiene engineer for the rest of the world.

My friend is also Jewish with a banker dad, I'm protected. My life is going very smoothly tb.h, I'm even invited to a 2 day long birthday drunkfest.

>>70454243
Yes they do you can see them in the beach all the time like cum

https://globalnation.inquirer.net/152106/8-10-filipinos-want-ph-assert-rights-south-china-sea-pulse-asia

Explain this dutertards

>>70454229
Bravo mami

The lack of self awareness of that family is not a surprise especially the marco kids are known to be idiots

But at the same time alarming

>>70454268
As long as its not fake news

What's up you bunch of cocksucking LPtards, want some fun facts?


Fact 1: Rodrigo Duterte is the 16th President of the Philippines

Fact 2: 5 years, 6 months, and 5 days left before somebody is inaugurated as the 17th President of the Philippines

>>70454466
Leni is our vice president

I bet this hurt so much more by the amount of salt she cuses in social media

>>70453959
Have you seen the latest IQ chartings

Disaster
tho it reflects the election outcomes and social media tirades

Fact 3: The proper way to address the President is 'His Excellency, the 16th President of the 5th Republic of the Philippines and the former mayor of the booming City of Davao, President Rodrigo Roa Duterte'

>>70454540
Congrats for winning the spare tire position in the government dumb Pedo-NEET yellowtard

Fact 4: Mar Roxas is not the 16th President of the Philippines

>>70453959
>someone shitposts against your views
>"mu-muhh anti-intellectual mu-muh marcos"

LAMAO

>>70454672
Isn't he from Kingdom Hearts?

>>70454616
The salt it generates tho is epic top kek
>>70454229

>>70454687
If Roxas is Kingdom Hearts then it's probably a shitty game made for braindead gamers

>>70454675
>someone shitposts against your views
>Muh yellow muh libertard

Seriously

You don't have to disagree with someone else is view to know that

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>>70454616
>The proper way to address the President
Should we call him "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Rodrigo Duterte Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Spanish Empire in Asia in General, King of Scotland and Philippines in Particular" like this guy?

>>70417029
Hello there pirate friend.
www.erogedownload.com

>>70454796
We prefer god emperor anyway

[insert link about paid pro-Marcos bot here]

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>>70454777
Apparently this was your president.

>>70419353
Name 2 (dua) komik like this

>>70454796
Duterte is fit to rule the Philippines for eternity and I wouldn't even complain.
River of libretard tears definitely imminent and it will be saltier than a salt water.

>>70454823
Why a do you want to know more about it

http://news.abs-cbn.com/focus/01/23/17/unmasking-the-trolls-countering-attacks-in-social-media

Its an open secret at this point

/asean/ you guys are fine, hope everything is chill in your part of the world

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>>70454902
Now post the link about being a paid voter for Mar kek

>>70454884
If we fedralize and chacha it might happen

And still Marcos is not and never will be
Deal

Come on libretards


You have 25 posts left before thread autosages.

>>70454902
>>70454778
>someone shitposts against your views
>"muhh youre a bot" "muhh youre marcostard"

your world clearly revolves around marcoses do you? what uni teaches that kind of defense mechanism

>>70454955
Why
He lost election is over
Everyone does it to even dutdut

>>70454927
Our police are going apeshit with Koreans right now

>>70454970
Whether Marcos win or lose, I don't give a shit. I want to watch Duterte instigating butthurt on libretards live on television.

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do /asean/ celebrate Chinese new year ?

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>>70455045
by shooting taiwanese fishermen

we should build a wall around those waters

>>70455017
And your world revolves around yellows and liberals

Whats your point

>>70455045
We celebrate Chinese New Year
Take note, CHINESE New Year
Not Taiwanese New Year

cuck

Im waiting for someone to post that marcos link from admu library

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>>70455094
fucking monkey apologized when?

Chinese New Year can also be called Malaysian New Year

>>70455045
yea
celebrating it with my gf(she's thai-chinese)
how's cny in taiwan?

>>70455036
As long as Marcos loses its already a win

It seem to cause more hurt

>>70455184
well
if you don't like the name *Chinese new year*
you call it Lunar new year instead

Shit

Next three will be yet another tyrhard conservacuck marcouck butthurt tirade
I blame mami he's like a trigger warning

I wonder what happened on the news
Or /pol/ they seem to be infecting here again
Oh well

>>70455222
they are setting fireworks everywhere here
i guess i don't have to sleep tonight

Bagong sinulid
Baru thread
หัวข้อใหม่
>>70455348

>>70455368
Only big one I see are the
CTTV videos of the police planting drugs in a office and administering a fake raid arrest

>>70455527
CCTV *

The masses will be distracted by the miss universe