Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>70454809
oats

>>70454439
おつかれー、んなっ

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안녕히 계세요

Would Japan align more with China if US started imposing more tariffs on Japan?

>>70454809
oats
これ本当にあのサッカー選手?

>>70454968
>align more with China
i don't think they can change that i think it has to do with tectonic plates and shit

>>70454908
キスしてぇーーんなッ

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1fWzyDVesc

The music that plays when I see a jap

>>70454873
わらった

>>70455080
How do you distinguish one?

あたしのコックを吸って、お願いします。

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>>70455552
MY DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS KAIBA

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藤本那奈
Nana Fujimoto, goalkeeper in Japan hockey team

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real of jap

How much do you guys pay total for health insurance + pension + city tax + income tax in a year?

I've been going over this year's (second year in Japan) budget and have realized I'll be paying around 200万円 for those taxes + rent. Which doesn't sound right.

That leaves me just over 100万円 for food, other expenses (clothing, etc.) and savings.

I need to save about 75万円 for changing jobs and moving apartments this year - I was also planning on buying an engagement ring, but all of that seems impossible with these crippling taxes.

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>>70455651
あなたの小さいチンチン吸わしたくない。
>>70455697
そう?

よくわからないが、これはめでたい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVsm22LLH0s

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>>70455732
三吉彩花
Ayaka Miyoshi, actress, model, and average Japanese

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>>70456008
>paying tax

>>70456031
でも・・・ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ
小さくないだよ

>>70455732
デブ

>>70456083
Looks Chinese to be honest.

>>70456008
>earning ¥3000000~
>paying ¥2000000 for taxes & rent
Where do you live?

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>>70456083
高橋 李依
Rei Takahashi, voice actor, megumin, explosive personality and cute.
>>70456162
何で?
>>70456135
はい、はい小さくないそう。ー＿-

>>70456008
google 年末調整 or 確定申告 & 医療費控除 if your company didn't do it for you.
安い所に引っ越す

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>>70456083
how about that vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVsm22LLH0s

yuichan average akachan

>>70456422
写真を求めるか?

>>70456083
this >>70456298

>>70456422
>何で?
何が何でだよ
写真見れば分かるだろ、あいつはデブ

>>70456389
Hyogo-ken. What's a more realistic number?

>>70456487
Thanks man, I am planning to move somewhere cheaper.

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>>70456422
爆裂 爆裂 乱 乱
に爆死した

三吉彩花は、Babymetalの出身母体さくら学院の元中心メンバー
>>70456531
>>70456594
パンチラなら、昨日のスレに貼ったぞ

ハイボールを飲んだよ

>>70456531
はい、/b/にアップロードしたい
>>70456594
デブじゃないだよ
>>70456750
>爆裂 爆裂 乱 乱
に爆死した
www

>>70456750
パンチラはあのデブなホッケー選手に関係あるのか

>>70456890
お前は目蔵かな
もう一度写真見やがれ

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>>70456643
環奈って、なんか「薄幸の美少女」感があるよな

>>70456890
高橋李依は、本来、プリキュアの方で有名になる予定が、
すっかりメグミンキャラで有名になってしまった

pic; 見えるかな?

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>>70456524
>>>>

>>70456990
>目蔵
盲

>>70456646
if 3000000, it seems about 2400000 for rent and other things
check it, but remember there is a difference between "社会保険" and "国民健康保険"
http://tax.enogineer.com/post/actual-income-amount-300/

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>>70456990
高橋李依のパンチラ
ちょっとlinkを見誤った

>>70457035
歯が綺麗

>>70457090
Wait so you're telling me the average person on 3,000,000 yen is only left with 600,000 yen for food, savings, clothes, transport, supplies and the like? How is that possible?

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>>70456990
この写真見やがれ
デブじゃないぞ!

https://youtu.be/bH-jvPqQy1o
ペットショップって日本以外ではあまり見かけないんですか?

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>>70457035
それは最愛ちゃんと北村優衣
yuichanのプライベートは不明
明大中野はガードが堅い

>>70457238
うわっ
すげえ
痩せたな

>>70457238
>>70457280
wait a sec that's been shooped, look at the pixles.

>>70457233
no.
It means they are left for 240,0000 yen for "rent" and "food, savings, clothes, transport, supplies and the like"
sorry

>>70457263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs

>>70457280
>>70457308
死ね!

>>70457272
how you know

>>70457352
貴様こそ亡びろ

>>70457319
Oh wow I completely read that wrong!

I must be getting screwed then damn.

>>70457463
You are a numpty.

>>70457441
オーケー

日本とイギリスのバンド
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

>>70457571
>>70457441
よし土地が空いたな
シドニーは俺の物

>>70457647
#CRUSHED

>>70457463
never mind. I should have tell you " the more realistic number" is about 600,000 yen.
Hope your life here be more comfortable

>>70457647
thats her worst song to be honest
this ones good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E
>>70457667
シドニーはくそ

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>>70457406
と言われている
堀越か明大中野かの二択
最愛とは別の高校なのは知られているし
最愛は高校側のミスで、学校のHPに掲載されてしまった
>>70457647

>>70454968
>>70454968
>>70454968

>>70457667
ホモとレボと支那のカスが集まっているシドニーをどうぞ
オペラハウスもゴミだし

lol so ryan moved back to Japan?

what a madman

>>70457839
はい、メルボルンは一番都市。

>>70457839
>ホモとレボと支那のカスが集まっている
4chanの中の4chanらしい返信
どこが一番いい場所?南極を除いて

>>70458037
Speaking of Melbourne, does anyone know anything about the poor Japanese fella who died in the Bourke St. attack?

>>70458094
no one know

>>70458094
how the fuck do you know about every Japanese person that was killed in my city

>>70458094
Japan's prime minister has offered condolences to Australia over the loss of life and injuries in the Bourke Street attack that killed a Japanese man.

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull spoke with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe over the phone on Monday night about the attack and the lives lost.

Mr Turnbull offered his condolences to his Japanese counterpart for the death of the 25-year-old Japanese national who was killed when a man drove into crowds in Melbourne on Friday.

The man was one of five people who died, while more than 30 were injured.

The Consulate-General of Japan in Melbourne declined to identify the Japanese man because his family have not consented to release details.

But they say they have offered assistance to his family.

When asked if the man's body would stay in Australia or be taken back to Japan, a spokesman said it was a "private issue".

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/japanese-pm-offers-bourke-st-condolences/news-story/e338a30fdc8eb05bcac8abeeb4c6fe41?nk=a63c04d7fa3714bc5903d94a208671e8-1485531549

>>70458037
>he votes for the Greens
メルボルンはシドニーと同じレベルだ
どっちも我が国から出て行って欲しい

Ryanって奴なんで4chanで度々話題になるの?
誰か概要教えて

>>70458094
Didn't even know there was an attack. Was it mudslimes again?

>>70458279
タイ国旗はRyan Boundlessというユーチューバー

>>70458296
>タイ国旗はRyan Boundlessというユーチューバー
冗談じゃなくて?冗談と思ってたけど

>>70458296
It was a half-Greek half-Kurdish recent convert to Islam with drug-induced mental problems. Five dead, one Japanese guy, one baby. Shit was fucked.

>>70458256
>>he votes for the Greens
i vote liberal
the party is a joke but its less of a joke compared to the others.
どこに住んでいますか?

>>70458326
ホントノハナシナンダピョン

How can I have sex with a Japanese woman?
I have never had sex and I want to lose my virginity to a Japanese woman.

>>70458377
>tfw I vote #1 Cory Bernardi and Family First every election
>tfw KAP and DLP stopped putting House of Representatives candidates up in my electorate

>>70458420
Sell yourself to lonely older ladies. I hear you can make good money.

>>70456008
>actually living in Japan

keeeeeek

This is why I moved to China.

>>70458394
>ホントノハナシナンダ
ウソくさ
>ピョン
真面っぽい

>>70458441
>Sell yourself to lonely older ladies. I hear you can make good money.
Where and how? I speak no Japanese.

>>70458457
you should burn your passport

>>70458459
二人とも、
元々英語教師のsexpatで
日本を飽きて、
東南アジアに引っ越して、
日本について文句ばかり言って、
カンボジアで逮捕された
時間的にも全く一緒だ
これは偶然ではない
二人は、本当は同一人物だと結論せざるを得ない

>>70458475
How the fuck should I know, man? I'm not a male prostitute.

>>70458571
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the money I'm making in the greatest capitalistic country in the world.

Have fun paying crippling taxes in a country that prioritizes a generation of wrinkly old fucks that will die in a few years instead of the future like 中国

he's 130% right
go china and dont ever come here lads

>>70458609
>中国
>communist party
>greatest capitalistic country
>Special economic zones of China
kek

We must remove forever from this God's Earth that brute devil called the Chinaman.

>>70458687
>communist

KEK

you drank the kool-aid bruh

Nothing about this country is communist. It is way more capitalistic than even the US

85 : 名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。2016/04/23(土) 04:40:14.88
ライアンはいつものようにタイに遊びに行ってるだけ
また日本に戻ってくるよ

I see.
He was so famous person, tho.

Where did the DJT go?

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I behaved like an autist again

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>>70460033
>>>/jp/16475061

>>70460185
iktf

the keypoint is, stop caring anymore

>>70454809の画像で一句

雑踏や
見ている派手な
耳袋ニダ

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>tfw you realize there is a google ime
>tfw its worlds better than microsofts ime

>>70460033
Here: >>70436491

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>>70460254
I can not keep my thoughts in order

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TMCETw7E2d
try this out faggots, see if you can keep up

See that? Koreaboo isn't gone even after making OP
I hope you newfag are happy

>>70460460
暖かくなくなった

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>>70460287
やっと、きたかい
前スレは見たかい

汐もなく
エラも隠せず
浮袋

夏の俳句になっちまった

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rate

>>70461004
depends on the language she speaks

>>70461004
if you were not born as Peru, you could do everything

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>>70461251
>>70461288
she speaks english

>>70461004
tranny/10

>>70461387
that pic makes it look like she's pregnant

>>70461004
she isn't even hiding it kek

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>>70461499
>>70461539

>>70461597
Did you pay xim peru?

チン

ポ

>これは上り電車です。
>This is the up escalator.

Is this translation correct? Doesn't it mean inbound train?

>>70462089
no its not correct

>>70460364
Thanks

>>70460536
Just ignore all German flags, it's what I do

>>70462089
都心に向かうことを「上る」という
これを英語で表現するのは難しい

例えば、
if that train is for Tokyo, it is "nobori-densha"
こんな説明しか思いつかないので、後は、 Kamen Riderにお任せ
>>70462155
remove DJT on /int/
go to /jp/

>>70460536
Hey it's me the koreaboo and I swear my last post was that webm of my gf
I'm still lurking though
I don't know how I can prove it but this will be my last post
I'm just posting this so you can see I'm honest. the other German anon isn't me
I don't care about the DJT lel
Anyway, don't mention the word "koreaboo" and I won't come back
When I'm lurking I usually just search "koreaboo" and see if anybody is talking about me
I never break my promises especially when it's about my gf
I hope you can forgive me for posting this. see you in 3 weeks

>>70462964
>koreaboo
why are you doing this?

>>70462964
at least you picked good template so I know this might sound crazy, even to you, but I kinda like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YdmMVrAdCw

How do you even type ず with the つ character?

>>70463657
du

>>70463689
du hast
du hast mich

>>70463689
>>70463804
ありがとうございます

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>>70463657
下記のような場合は「ず」ではなく「づ」を使う
同音連呼による濁音化
つづみ(鼓) つづら(葛籠) つづく(続) つづめる(約) つづる(綴)

連濁により「つ」がzuになる場合
みかづき(三日月) たけづつ (竹筒) たづな(手綱) にいづま(新妻)
>>70463893
above

>>70463804
du hast mich gefickt

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>>70462964

>>70464024
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

>>70464124
Did you assume refugee age by how they look?
Racist

>>70464124
ハイドリヒがいる

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>>70464024
>>70464184
まゆゆ
それは「でゅ」とnative Japaneseは読む

>>70464124
The blonde girl's skin tone fucks up the white balance on the camera, you can barely see the Frenchmen to her right

>>70464382
He asked how to type づ not how to read it

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>>70464410

>>70464680
Why is this not in OP?

>>70464672
if so, you should have answered not "du" but "tu"

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>>70464410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Kqh8cTi34

>>70464841
tu つ du づ

>>70464913
nope
つ tu
づ=ず (the same pronunciation ) zu

>>70464842
As-salamu alaykum, Peru

>>70465055
He asked how to type it

>>70465055
the romanization is dzu and in the ime du is the shortcut for it
>>70465158
do do do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elgusp3PGSM

>>70465158
i see
keytype
i mistook it as the meaning of font

>>70465380
yep
it's dzu

>>70465380
do doo-doo

>>70465055
IMEを使ってるときは、打てるローマ字が平仮名に転換されてるね。
洋風のキーボードでは、「du」とは「づ」に転換されて、「zu」とは「ず」になる。
そういう意味だった。

>>70465158
>>70465380
実際には、「葉月」という名字の人は殆どの場合
hazuki
と書く
>>70465583
カナ入力なんでね
咄嗟に違う意味にとった
発音は
su→zu
tu→dzu
で
万葉の昔は知らないが、現代ではduとdzuの区別がなく、zuとなる

ローマ字の綴りも実は何通りかある

>>70465863
>tu= du what it should be
>tsu= dzu romanised pronunciation
>ends up being zu

same with
>wo
being romanised as
>o

the romanisation should be
>ta ti tu te to
>da di du de do
and just pronounced in the Japanese way
same with
>ha hi fu he ho
should be
>ha hi hu he ho

Hey guys, I found some kewpie mayo at Walmart and bought it on a whim.

Do you guys have any recipes you recommend that use it? What foods taste good with it?

>>70466146
just use it on savory things and see what you like
>salads
>meat
>pizza just before you want to take it out so it cooks a little but it doesn't melt

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>>70460428
>>70460185

peru? what did you do peru? did you embarrass youself in front of a girl? peru? was it cindy peru? peru?

>>70466146
put it on your rice

>>70466081
実際にどうなっているか見てみようか
例えば地名の「会津」は「あいづ」だが
ローマ字表記は「aizu」
同様に舞鶴は「まいづる」だが
同様に「maizuru」

だぢづでど
のローマ字表記は三通りあり

ヘボン式 → da ji zu de do
日本式 → da di du de do
訓令式 → da zi zu de do
となる

IMEの入力では変換効率からduにしているだけだよ

>>70466633
>>70466638
お前ら朝早いな
おはよう

>>70466638
because there is only one way to say du in japanese,
but two ways to write zu in japanese 日本式 is clearly better.
eh it doesn't even matter romaji is trash

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ちなみにdhiでディ、dwuでドゥと変換できる
これ豆にゃ

コンビニの
しゃあない朝食
車内食

どや

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>>70466806
うっす

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>>70466633
>>70466877
>>70467222

who are you?

>>70467287
some german neo nazi who like hitler has a hard on for nips

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>>70467287

>>70466806
実は久しぶりに「朝まで生テレビ」を見ていた
>>70466847
まだ、づはduと入力すればいいけど
「ぢ」にいたっては「ji zi di」の三通りある訳で
結局ji zi を「じ」にdiを「ぢ」に振り分けている
試しに日本語入力でjiと入力してみ
日本式の欠点はduがzuと同じ音に見えないことだ
だから、地名や駅名の表示ではヘボン式が多い
>>70467181
おお
本当だ
>>70467181
コンビニで
エロ本見てたら
外に顔

字あまり
>>70467287
ショカーに改造された人です
なのに、「イィ」ではなく
人語をはなします
あっ いぃ

>>70468039
*ショッカー
いぃ-!!

朝まで生チンポ

>>70454809
gaijins just loove japanese culture especially when it comes to the women

https://halfasian.org/2016/08/06/american-man-charged-with-murder-after-throwing-his-japanese-wife-off-cruise-ship/

http://japandailypress.com/20-year-old-japanese-university-student-raped-killed-in-romania-229805/

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/01/05/national/crime-legal/man-allegedly-killed-japanese-woman-reportedly-hiding-central-chile/

https://www.rt.com/usa/sailors-rape-japan-navy-696/

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/06/marine-charged-rape-murder-okinawa-woman-160630080538403.html

https://halfasian.org/2016/12/31/stormfront-poster-with-half-japanese-son-2001-i-have-a-biracial-child-doesnt-mean-id-accept-any-inferior-person-as-a-mate-and-the-degeneration-of-our-own-gene-pool-which-the-jews-started-means/

>>70468575

hello jap using a proxy

>>70468575
Why do white people assume that Japanese guys indiscriminately want to fuck any white women regardless their looks and ages while White guys always wants to fuck Japanese (or Asian) women and think Japanese (Asian) women are sexually available? Is that some kind of self-projection?

>>70469728
WHY DONT JAPANESE UNDERSTAND BOARD CULTURE

>Read dragonball, it's easy for beginners!
>goku speaks like a barely functioning retard

How am I supposed to understand this.

>>70469778
I'm talking about stuff in real life.

>>70469943
>I'm talking about stuff in real life.
there is no such thing. merely internet fiction.

>>70469891
>beginner
>talking like goku
keep it up! you will make be a completely retard

>>70469999
Fine then. Maybe I was misinformed.

Is there a Japanese website or app like interpals?
To find language partners in my city?
I'm a beginner and I want to learn while meeting girls..

>>70470168
nah sorry
i think its mainly to do with the minorities sticking out.
>something rare happens
>people talk about it
>people think it must happen all the time
its like the eye ball licking thing
just look up why is japan so weird or wtf japan and look at all the bullshit that exists

some people want something different and for some white people thats asians and for some asians its whites. this is a very small minority but they stick out, so people think its common.


ya feeling me?

this site is also biased because most people here are weird and also like japanese culture so there is a large amount of outliers.

TL;DR
most japanese men and white men like their own "race", recent focus on outliers brought attention to the abnormal. this site is people who don't fit in anywhere else. its cool to be different now.

sorry for my bad english

>>70469891
オラ腹減った
うぉおえおおおおお
お前、きん玉あるか?

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Oh look a japanese game free to download!!!

>Panty Party Free Download

FUCK YOU TOJO!!!

>>70470590
I understood. What you said makes sense. Thanks for your reply.

>>70471819
but if you do want a white guy call me

how do I post URL with shortener on 4chan?

>>70472370
site dot com slash asda

>>70472511
https://www.jw.org/ja/出版物/雑誌/ものみの塔-no5-2016年-9月/ダビデ-ゴリアテ-対決-実話/.com/asda

>>70472511
it doesn't work. I did something wrong?

>>70472996
https://www.jw.org/ja/出版物/雑誌/ものみの塔-no5-2016年-9月/ダビデ-ゴリアテ-対決-実話

>>70472996
>>70473045
i understand what you mean now i thought you wanted to bypass the spam bot

lol sorry the instructions are to post a shortend url getting past the spam bot

>>70469728
here is 4chan
it is for weebs, westernboo., racist, natizs and betas
>>70469943
>>70470168
>I'm talking about stuff in real life.
if you want so
you should not come here
>>70470590
>so people think its common.
so people often misunderstand it

>>70473127
>>70472996
https://goo dot gl/
you need to change the . to dot and the / between the code to slash or it sees it as spam
goo dot gl slash P8C7Eu

>>70470662
東條さんは戦前、大勢のユダヤ難民を保護した大功労者だよ

>>70473219
natizsじゃなくてnaziっすよアホらしいなアホ

>>70472902
>ものみの塔
kek out loud
>>70473334
アホです

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how to cure a hikikomori?

>>70473253
https://goo dot gl slash Dkb1ZU

>>70473716
I can't do anything my man

>>70473684
i hear drinking bleach helps
>>70473716
>>70473768
it wont be a link people copy and paste it...
you cant post short url links on 4chan

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MOA-METAL DES

>>70473684

Are we not the undisputed prodigy of warfare
Fearing all the mediocrity that they possess
Should we not hunt the bastards down with our might?
Reinforce and claim the throne that is rightfully ours

Consider the god we could be without the grace
Once and for all
Diminish the sub principle and leave it's toxic trace
Once and for all

>>70473834
oh, I see XDD
Thank you bro.

>>70474127
really makes you think how badly computer skill is distributed in japan.

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she is so perfect

>>70474299
holy fuck not even 12 hours. man i love you but you have no self control.

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>>70473853

What are some good emergency phrases to memorize in case you get stressed out in Japan and forget how to say most things? I figure I can only handle about seven right now.

今は日本語がわかりません
便所はどこ
はい
いいえ
有難うございます
ごめん
助けて

>>70474376
ごめんあたしのチンチンは弛緩です
トイレへ行ってもいいですか?

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when the mom is too strong the son generally grows as a beta
because the son is overprotected

>>70474346
I don't want to be here but I can't leave this thread
I'm stuck here forever

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>>70474376
>便所はどこ
お巡りさん、この人痴漢です
best emergency phrases

>>70474579
post shit and get banned or even just admit that you are 16.

>>70474376
殺人です、逮捕してください
is another good one. it means like where is the closest train station

>>70474664
I'm banned for a month already for saying I'm a mod
But I'm on my phone and I have a dynamic ip
It's impossible for me to leave
i already blocked 4chan on my router
but after a few weeks I always come back to see if you're missing me

>>70474579
>I'm stuck here forever
why don't you go to Korean thread?

>>70474564
no excuse is allowed here

>>70474796
I hate koreaboos

>>70474791
dude i think you should go to a hospital, i dont think you are in the right frame of mind...

>>70474843
>I hate koreaboos
so you hate yourself

>>70474738
>殺人
it usually doesn't mean murder but a murder case
>殺人です
means it's happening a murder case
you should say 人殺し instead

>>70474921
no I'm not insane like Peru, I don't want drugs to make me a normie

>>70475007
i don't see myself as a typical koreaboo but yes, doesn't everyone on 4chan?

>>70475070
人殺しちゃった、逮捕してください

>>70475100
>I'm not insane like Peru,
peru isnt insane hes just sad
the way you talk is the same as that one friend you have that constantly wants attention because of how depressed they are and it just gets annoying how thirsty they are. just you need to talk to someone.

>>70475228
Peru is just acting all the time
and I don't want attention from anyone except my gf

君たち何か国家資格持ってる?

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>>70474601
>>70474738
>>70475150
それでも僕はやってない
worst emergency phrase

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>>70473853
Moa a best

no hyphen by the way, only for Su-metal

>>70475415
僕はやったらけどあのビッチも楽しかった
Also good emergency phrase

>>70475396
宅建

>>70475396
運転免許しかない

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>>70474376
僕、外人です

>>70475952
運転免許さえもない

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>>70475515
*僕がやったけど、あのビッチも楽しんだ

>>70476031
生活するのに不便は無い?

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>nepotism
>wrong

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>>70475505
and no space between baby and metal

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>>70476249

peru? watcha doin peru?

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>having a gf
>wrong

>>70476425
Takayoshi Ohmura is the only good thing about BabyMetal

>>70476186
公共交通機関で何処でも行ける

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>>70476425
>Yui for American president
no

Moa loves burgers and is born on 4th of July.

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>>70476563
But everyone in the Kami band is up to his skill level. In fact, Mikio Fujioka is the one who taught him.

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>>70476519
Didn't she get fingered by a cheeky English lad outside a kimchi restaurant in Seoul?

>>70475100
>>70475333
>>70476249
>>70476519
>>70476663
what are you fucking doing

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The band would be nothing without the god like talent of the great Su

>>70476697
Reminding the German that his gf got fingered by an English lad
Why?
What the fuck are you doing?

>>70476663
no
please don't insult her.
you can insult me but leave her alone it's not her fault

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>>70476740
>>70476612
>>70475505
>>70476425

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>>70476865
Su is the only one who can sing

>>70476831
How is getting fingered an insult?

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>>70476740
>>70476865

>>70476936

look at her. she looks like an evil jap. i bet she's planning an invasion in her mind for the japanese army

>>70477001
i know
good isn't it

>>70476981
because she is not a whore and you know she would never do such a thing
just don't say anything about her anymore please

>>70476936
Wrong
https://youtu.be/5YyfSJwn6FA?t=3m40s
https://youtu.be/ufspMRTFlao

糞スレにもほどがある

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>>70476999

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>>70477064
okay
she must take it up the bum instead then

>>70475396
一級オナホ鑑定士

>>70477136
it's not funny
you're just making me sad

See ? The German could only handle 3 Hours without shitposting on this thread lmao
what a sick fuck

>>70477229
it is funny
we both know you're doing this for a laugh

what happened to kanna-bun?

オージーの登場ターイム
おはようございます
再び言っておくべきがありそうですが
ドイツくんと話し合わないでください

>>70477426
you shitpost in every thread
and you're a lunatic with a fetish for some shitty template

>>70477472
t. a guy who love alien

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>>70476249

be honest peru. are you gonna fuck any ladyboys in cambodia and thailand?

>>70477518
fuck me!
i keep getting caught

what is it about my posts that makes you know?

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remember when japanese threads had lots of foreign qts?

>>70477446
>オージーの登場ターイム
オージーに参加タイム

why is the japanese general full of europeans throwing shit at each other

>>70477434
the truth is that I really like her though
and imagining that she could have a boyfriend or sex makes me sad

I liked her early movies but she is not a good milf

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>>70476456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB9bZetrCG8

>>70477602
Hなこと言うのやめて(´;ω;｀)

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>>70476936
goddess' eyes
眼光炯々人を射る

>>70477635
still listening to the smiths?

>>70477638
I fucking hate this city.
I remember walking all day and whenever I wanted to seat thoses subhuman chink were coming at me and saying it was forbidden to seat

>>70477758

Is Su-metal 100% Yamato Jomon?

これヤバイじゃないですか
荒らしが全員揃っているじゃないですか

>>70477713
胸触るよ
フリフリ~フリフリ~
どうか?気持ちええか?

>>70477713
>Hなこと言うのやめて(´;ω;｀)
Nobody has yet told lewd things

>>70477782

poor pierre. he got pushed around by cantonese chinks

>>70477899
>Nobody has yet told lewd things
Nobody has said lewd things yet

>>70477875
なんなの…この人…(;´･ω･)

>>70477778
yes. they are the only band I really like. I see myself as a young Morissey
most music is boring but when I listen to him I feel like I have a friend and he understands me

>>70477964
必殺技痴漢忍法
モミモミモミモミモミモミモミモミ

I'll make the next thread at 310.

>>70478090
no. I will.

>>70478147
or will i?

I have made a decision.
I will fuck the other German guys football gf.
I am a handsome young guy, and just the type asian girls like (tall, slender, small face, pretty eyes, still manly).
I will find out where she lives, and during my visit in Korea, I will find her, and casually make her fall in love with me.
I will treat her well, and then finally have sex with her.
I am not a jerk, so I won't leave her after that.
Maybe even a relationship will develop, who knows?
I am sure you will hear from me again.

>>70478090
>>70478147
>>70478198
いや、俺に任せて
お前ら先に逃げて

>>70478221
>handsome
>German

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>>70477822
typical Jomon, i think
>>70477964
そういや、彼氏ができたとか
その後、どうなった

>>70478299
what is this anyway? is it like abo and brit?

>>70478221
why?
There are so many girls out there why do you want to take mine?
You don't understand what she means to me
I'm lonely and the thought of being together with her is the only thing that makes me happy
I know you're joking but in my head I think about it and it makes me sad
It really makes me feel sick. you don't understand how much I love her

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>>70478244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBwAYIxUso

>>70478371
shut the fuck up

>>70478371
I am not joking.
Seeing your posts of her made me obsessed with her as well.
But compared to you, I know that I can have her!
I know that I can make her happy, feel loved, and make her love me back!
This is why I will take her! She will be mine!

>>70478480
why me? the other German is talking shit

>>70478221
>during my visit in Korea
>>70478354
The indigenous people who are near to Caucasians hereditarily are Jomon people.
They were conquered by Yayoi people in the people who are Mongoloids.
90% of Japanese are mixed blood of Jomon & Yayoi.

>>70478650
>>during my visit, in Korea,

>germans are the worst posters in JT
>brazilians are the worst posters in DJT
>mexicans are the worst posters in threads about the US

Interesting

>>70478650
>Mongoloids
kek
>>70478530
http://www.fifa.com/womensworldcup/players/player=200391/played-matches.html
is this her?

>>70478530
NO
hör einfach auf mit der Scheiße
es trifft mich und macht mich nur noch mehr depressiv
Ihr werdet mich nicht los außer ich bring mich um
Aber das werdet ihr so nicht schaffen. bitte lass es einfach
du siehst mich nicht du weißt nicht wie traurig so ne scheiße macht
ich sitz jedes mal hier und mir kommen die tränen. ich brauch eigentlich hilfe aber es geht auch ohne
aber nicht wenn ihr so einen scheiß macht

>>70478530
whats your opinion about REWE supermarkets?

>>70478687
>Americans are the American posters in America
the only thing worse than being American is possibly being born in Adelaide

>>70478715
Für mich ist es kein Witz mehr.
Ich weiß du wirst mir nicht glauben, denn ich selbst würde es nicht, würde ich hier nur darüber lesen, aber ich habe mich dazu entschieden es zu tun.
Ich werde diesen Herbst einen Monat in Korea verbringen, und mein einziges Ziel wird sein, Sie zu meiner wahren Freundin zu machen.
Wir werden uns gegenseitig lieben.
Eine form der Liebe, die du nie mit ihr teilen wirst.
Das einzige was du dagegen tun kannst, ist sie zuvor mir wegzunehmen, aber denk ja nicht, das das mich aufhalten würde!

>>70478759
They are quite good.
Mostly fresh vegetables and fruit, as well as meats.
Lines are never overcrowded.
Everything else is practically the same in any supermarket.