Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>70478927
甲

早過ぎ、ちんぽ頭クズゴミ馬鹿者

>>70478927
乙

I need help
I want to die

>>70478927
>Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
what did he mean by this?

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>>70479096

>>70479096
how do you want to do it i cant help cause im in aus but i might be able to advise you on some good ways

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>>70479098

>>70479154
what did he mean by this?

>>70479145
get me a date with my gf please

>>70479242
how is that going to help you kill yourself?
i was thinking the good old bbq in a tent?

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>>70479317

did you get her in Hong Kong peru?

>>70479273
bbq in a tent with my gf
If I get a date with my gf I can be happy and if she doesn't like me I can kill myself

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>>70478927
そこ、秋葉原やん
>>70478982
乙の次は丙丁
>>70478993
早漏と云います
>>70479098
tark
Theoretical Aspects of Rationality and Knowledge

>>70479406
>if she doesn't like me I can kill myself
why wait?
>>70479409
fuck off panty shop megumin or nothing

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>>70479317

>>70478927

why japs go barefoot in the snow

>>70479474
she wears visible white sandals.

>>70479515

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idE1lsqG2Vc

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>>70479096
切腹
>>70479474
pic

>>70479445
If she likes me I can be happy and maybe marry her
I can't kill myself without knowing if she likes me

>>70479474
why the fuck do americans wear shoes inside.
whenever i watch a "culture shock" they always say
>AND IN JAPAN YOU TAKE SHOES OFF WHEN YOU GO INSIDE WHAT THE FUCCCCCK????
you uncivilized pigs you are the only country that wears shoes inside. its not surprising or quirky its just fucking normal to take off your fucking shoes when you enter a house.
>>70479591
she probably rikes koreans
>I can't kill myself without knowing if she likes me
sorry

>>70479627
maybe I'm just scared. i know that she doesn't like me.
i hate my life but maybe because I remember the better times I don't want to end it
I hope I can be happy again one day

>>70479627
I have a lot of white friends who take off their shoes in door.
Some of them don't, then I get culture shock when I visit because I realize I'm the only one in my socks inside their house.

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>>70479554
too lewd i fixed for blue board
>>70479748
for the 5th time GO TO A HOSPITAL
>>70479774
apology accecpted

>>70479835
Hospitals are for people who are sick
I don't like talking to people. I could never call a doctor or talk to him
I want my gf to make me happy. please get a date for me

>>70479939
>please get a date for me
do it for yourself jesus man come on. you make it hard to have sympathy for how pathetic you are being.

>>70479627
That's only lower class people with wooden floors you fucking cuck. It's great if you don't live there.

>>70479996
if i fuck it up i can never try again
if you ask her i can say you're my crazy friend if she says no

>>70480074
i have asked you twice for her name and you ignored me?

>>70480091
we have to fly to seoul together and do it in real life
i will pay for everything

>>70480199
dude i could swim to seoul. i will go with you tho
whats her name?

>>70480240
이영주

>>70480297
>>70480199
when do we go to korea?

>>70480327
I want to go to Japan and Taiwan this summer. maybe we can go in autumn?

>>70480435
cool looking 4ward 2 it

>>70480469
but i have to warn you
I'm very ugly and I can't talk with people so it will be very awkward

>>70480512
thats fine

>>70480543
fuck you

>>70480597
what?

>>70480623
can I hug you when we meet? I haven't touched another person in years

>>70480701
sure?

>>70480729
faggot

>>70480744
what how? hugging is gay? i just want a friend.

>>70480783
sorry but it feels uncomfortable when someone is nice to me in this thread

>>70480816
i have been nice to you for ages>>> you were going to give me lollies;

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I keep hearing my Brazilian Japanese neighbors fight with each other. One of them always screams something that sounds like "horose" and "shoijia". I don't speak Japanese and google gives nothing. What does it mean? Am I hearing it wrong?

>>70480847
but it's awkward. you should be annoyed by me.
you shouldn't be nice. nobody likes me, I'm a loser just like everyone else here

>>70480851
>horose
Monkey
>shoijia
Fuck [this place]

>>70481030
>but it's awkward
sorry
>you should be annoyed by me.
why?
>you shouldn't be nice.
why not?
>nobody likes me,
i do
>I'm a loser just like everyone else here
thats why we need to look out for eachother

if you are not trolling please see a doctor

>>70481092
why don't you see a doctor?
there is no reason for me because I'm alone. you have a family and other people that care about you
you should leave this terrible place

>>70481160
>why don't you see a doctor?
i am not breaking down on 4chan
>there is no reason for me because I'm alone.
more reason to get help then you wont be alone and you can make friends
>you have a family and other people that care about you
not true
>you should leave this terrible place
but i like the people here we are all losers no matter how cool they want you to think they are.

autistic fucks. get out of the thread

you are scaring the nihon-jins away

>>70481307
>nihon-jins
>implying they are not just english teachers

>>70481269
I love you. I was sad because the other posters made fun of my gf
but now I'm feeling better. thank you 친구

yo what's the difference between yamate and yamero?

>>70481473
thanks hope you get better. good luck
>>70481530
te makes it a order ro is the imperative or something

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>>70481042
Thanks.

>>70481574
post your face

>>70481801
hahahaha -___-
no

https://www.reddit.com/r/japan/comments/5qfwv8/caution_for_sensitive_topic_any_japanesekorean/

祖母は中華系のシンガポール人で、戦時中で日本軍が「中華系は怪しい」という理由だけで道を歩く中華系の男性を集めて山に連れて行き射殺するのを日常的に行っていたのをその目で見た。祖母の兄もそうして殺された。

今更日本を責める気はない。俺も今では日本に住んでおり、兄を殺された祖母は止めるどころか祝福して見送ってくれた。日本は罪を認めたし謝罪もしたからだ。しかし朝鮮人は大戦中に日本軍に入隊し虐殺や迫害に与したにも関わらず戦後は知らん振りで全て日本のせいにし、今や韓国人のガキはこうして被害者ぶっている始末。あまりにも腹が立ったのRedditで吐き出すだけでは足らずこちらにも投稿させていただきます。

the power of the asian vagina made a few nordic males waste 1000 hours of their life learning japanese

>>70481530
Yamete means "don't rape me"

Yamero means "don't rape her"

>>70481821
please I love you

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/2016/11/27/racist-white-men-love-asian-women%E2%9D%97%EF%B8%8F/

https://halfasian.org/2016/12/31/stormfront-poster-with-half-japanese-son-2001-i-have-a-biracial-child-doesnt-mean-id-accept-any-inferior-person-as-a-mate-and-the-degeneration-of-our-own-gene-pool-which-the-jews-started-means/

https://halfasian.org/2017/01/02/list-of-every-known-half-asian-or-hapa-pornstar-reveals-amazing-disparity-between-those-with-asian-mothers-and-asian-fathers-hapa-pornstars-also-outnumber-monoracial-asian-pornstars/

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/2016/12/21/my-son-wont-look-asian-hell-be-a-superior-half-asian-and-wont-have-problems-with-being-the-son-of-a-fetish-couple/

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/2015/12/14/why-more-and-more-hapa-criminals-is-inevitable-the-coming-hapacalypse/

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/01/05/national/crime-legal/man-allegedly-killed-japanese-woman-reportedly-hiding-central-chile/

https://halfasian.org/2016/08/06/american-man-charged-with-murder-after-throwing-his-japanese-wife-off-cruise-ship/

http://japandailypress.com/20-year-old-japanese-university-student-raped-killed-in-romania-229805/

>>70481906
asian vag (on the internet of course, as if I had to clarify) never looks good to me tbvh. their worst feature by far. all brown and mangly.. not to mention the hair but of course that can be remedied.

It's the rest of the QT asian features that does it.

>>70481825
つhttp://kaikai.ch/

韓国人と直接議論ができるよ

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yes she is aus

>>70481939
This is actually a very good explanation.

>>70482169
thanks she is quiet cute

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>>70478927の画像で一句

雪の夜
遊泳のよう
はしゃぐ子ら

ゾーリンゲンの包丁買った
これはいい買い物だ

>>70482339
スク水の
紺地に眩しき
雪肌精

>>70482169
Is she from PERFUME?
I love Spring of Life :3

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>>70482212
They are the classy kind of sexy.

>>70482704
Yes.

I want to stop
please delete this thread
i want to be free
i want to be happy again

>>70482861
I think the members of perfume are getting too old.
The only one who is still sexy is Nocchi.
They should think about getting married and retiring.

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>>70483095
No way. They are ageing wonderfully. A~chan looks better than she ever did. In fact I think Nocchi is ageing the worst although Yuka is looking the oldest.

Anyway, I saw them live in the summer and they told us at the end of the show their dream is to perform at Madison Square Garden, and they are in no position to do so at the moment, so that means there are still years ahead of them. They are probably going to try to break into the US market.

>>70483443
Well, the song Nakata wrote for the Chihayafuru movie was excellent at least.
But still, they don't have the youthful appeal anymore, which in my opinion they would need to achieve greater heights.
A-chan and Yuka are starting to look like Obaa-sans, and while I do find their mature selves to be quite hot and sexy, this look is just not what makes successful idols.
Nocchi is still completely beautiful though, but she was always the prettiest member.
I don't see how you can think that she aged the worst.
As for jpop breaking into foreign markets,
I think it's possible, since the creativity and production value is so high, but I am not convinced that perfume will be the one leading the way.

Why do Japanese women always dye their hair?

>>70483870
when everyone's hair is the same color you probably want to stand out a bit

>>70483870
Western women do too, you just don't notice it.

>>70483946
To explain:
Even blonde women colour their hair blonde, since they don't think they have the right kind of blonde hair-colour.
Just like brown haired girls, sometimes die their hair a different shade of brown.

>>70483946
It's mainly the wetbacks, Asians, and brunettes that dye their hair blonde.

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>tfw Kikuhime will never be my oyabin

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rate my gf

>>70484038
No, you don't understand,
next time you see a blonde girl, there is a high chance that it isn't her natural hair color, even though she is blonde, but in her eyes not the right kind of blonde.
She would never tell anyone that her hair is died though, and would say her natural hair color is blonde, which is the truth, but her hair colour is still not natural.
This happens more often than you think, or expect.

>>70484066
from the thumbnail i thought the yellow 菌 was part of her hair
so ill rate her super saiyan/10

>>70484138
同意(I agree)

>>70484204
사랑해요

作曲難しいね
いいメロディーに思い付いたと思うとあっ、これこん間聞いたやつとぴったりじゃないかと気付く
悔しい

>>70484295
あるある

>>70484289
you're not funny, loser

>>70484333
音楽家同士ですか? ( ´ ▽ ` )
楽曲は?

>>70484374
why do you hate me now?

>>70484456
Why do you think every post with a specific flag is the same poster?

>>70484446
いや、俺は音楽家じゃない。趣味で作曲してただけ。

>>70483773
>long post incoming

Nocchi is overrated fa m. She is the most plain looking member.

Cosmic Explorer grew on me quite a bit, although seeing them perform a show with most of the album makes me a little biased. I don't think the youthful appeal matters that much. Sure, they won't be as popular but they will always be a big name in Japan.

Anyway, Perfume was one of the earliest to flirt with the US when they got their song in Cars 2. They also had some solo shows that sold out. They were actually supposed to be the first Japanese artist to get a decent presence in the US. Then came Babymetal out of nowhere, whom are their kohai under the same label Amuse Inc. by the way. Funny thing is that A~chan recently said that the Amuse president told her that Perfume would be the group that he gets to take to MSG at a concert in New York in 2014 because he was so happy with the success of it. It sold out two weeks in advance, meanwhile Babymetal played the same exact place a week later and sold out only 90% of it. Now Babymetal is damn near mainstream in America and was the only Japanese artist in history to have an album hit the top 40 on the US Billboard chart. They are very much in the lead for an MSG show.

And then just recently One OK Rock came out of nowhere. They are also under Amuse Inc. like Babymetal and Perfume. In fact I think Taka was hittin A~chan a couple years back. Now they got signed by Fueled By Ramen which has bands like Fall Out Boy, Fun, and 21 Pilots. They're singing in English and their songs and videos look completely American. I think they will overtake Babymetal too. Sadly, I think that Perfume management just took too long. It IS kind of late to do this now.

All I know is, Amuse got pull. It was accepted that Japanese just can't make it big outside of Asia and now Amuse is doing it with multiple groups.

>>70484509
趣味だけでもいいんじゃないですか
何を演奏していたんですか

>>70484713
エレキギターを弾いてた。最近は弾いてないけど。

>>70484698
I see.

In the end I don't really care about japanese bands entering into the foreign market I think.
Most japanese music is too alternative to even establish itself into the japanese music market properly.

I just listened to one One OK Rock Song, and they are completely boring to me.
Babymetal is alright, but their appeal is limited for me.

As for Nakata, I think he should take a bit of a return to the glorious days of capsule.
The first few albums were amazing.
He should stop doing too much techno.
His best KPP songs are like that as well.

>>70484908
*Most japanese music I listen to

God damn, your mom is so cute.

お前は処女?

>>70484908
>In the end I don't really care about japanese bands entering into the foreign market I think.
For us it's good for the simple fact that eventually we can see these bands in person in our own cities, and also their merch/albums will be widely available instead of expensive imports.

Yea, I don't care for OOR either, I don't see the appeal at all. These seem to be mostly for girls though.

I think most fans would agree with you on Nakata. Just in case you didn't know, he produced a song for the Olympic handover ceremony, and Mikiko Mizuno, the choreographer of Babymetal and Perfume, was in charge of the ceremony.

処女を処分してやる

>>70485014
>he produced a song for the Olympic handover ceremony,
where can I listen to it?

>>70485013
お前の母ちゃんも処女?

>>70480851
"Soija Korose" ?

"Then Kill(me)"

>>70485044
https://youtu.be/s23qwzu4Mb8

Starts at 3:50. I'd recommend watching the whole thing if you haven't seen it though. You can also see similar technology that Perfume has been using recently for their shows. I feel like Perfume has a good chance to perform at the 2020 Olympics, although there is a heavy rumor that Amuse is strongly pushing Babymetal and they're one of the front-runners, but I think Perfume makes more sense with the theme.

>>70485137
No matter who will be picked to produce music for the olympics, he will have quite the heavy burden on his shoulders.
I just hope when it will end up Nakatas job, that he will produce something nice, and one could say "easily digestible".
When it comes to his techno-pop style, something like Flash should be good.

>>70482861

kyary pamyu is so fucking weird and weird looking. christ

>>70485471
She is an alien, and that is her appeal!

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>>70485471
although I don't find her attractive, that is an idol kind of style, she doesn't really look like that. Anyway you guys are focusing on the wrong thing in that gif lol

>>70485367
I can't say I'm too familiar with him. I'm definitely more a casual Perfume fan but I am fond of them regardless. Seems like old fans aren't too happy with him anymore.

>>70462677
>I'm going up to the capital.
e.z.

We say "going up", "going down", "going out", etc., for moving from one area to another, even when those are not physically true.

>>70480042
>wooden floors
Wooden floors are classier than carpet or tiles.

このスレはもう死んでいる

英語ばかり

>>70486035
週末だもんね

暇だなぁ

俺の彼女はそこそこ美人 愛想もいい
気の利く子だと仲間内でも評判だし

https://vimeo.com/200439396

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にゃんちゃって

>>70486131
this is trash get out

>>70486163
rude

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fug

>>70486197
>Peru gave $70 to a Chinese tranny for a gobbie

>>70486059
それを一緒に直そう

>>70486090
え?週末だったっけ?
じゃ俺も去っていく (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

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I stay away from Japs, Japs stay away from me,
I counter-react on y'all Jappies and then I flee,
Whatever you say is a mirage,
And on top of that, Japs, fuck y'all

what is your favorite asian race and why is it sri lanka jin?

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>>70485580
なら、going upだ
明確に東京は単にcapitalではなく、日本全体のcenterでもある
明治以前、capitalは京都であり、天皇の居城のある都市が「都」であった
江戸がcenterであったにもかかわらず
>>70486092
俳句を詠んでみな
御題は「週末のの糞ニート」/「もうすぐパレンタイン」
>>70486138
わんだふる
>>70486583
脱がせ
>>70486642
犯せ

>>70483870
when you get grays you dye profusely
>>70484063
every thread same post you could learn something from
>>>/r9k/
>>70484456
>>70484508
are you not all the koreaboo?
>>70484456
wasnt me

絆

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>>70486092
ほれ

冬過ぎて
春夏過ぎて
まだニート

ニートには
季語が要らない
季節がない

完全に川柳だな、こりゃ
>>70486838
で?

>>70486092

地獄に落ちろ

>>70486952
失礼な奴だな

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>>70486917
おっぱいを
いっぱい揉みたい
おっぱいを

おっぱいを
いっぱい吸っても
乳出ない

>>70486985
そもそも
お前は飛んで
ないだろう

こんにちは。

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>>70486197

peru is losing his shit

>>70487213
遊戯札
長城建設
没墨西哥?

>>70486523
what did he mean by this

>>70487309
hes from little sri lanka in western sydney

>>70487279

Suimasen
Nihongo muzukashikute

>>70487349
気にせんで

>>70487370

ありがとう、日本人さん。

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Translate this pls :3

@dane
has the family you are staying with let you in? have you had many threesome? is she a milf? whats it like to be a couples toy

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>>70487399
ところで
トランプは何で
あんなにメキシコが嫌いなの
>>70487443
何のゲームだ?
つまらなそう
>>70487479
> whats it like to be a couples toy
what Megumin said

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how much would you guys pay me if i got a vietnamese girl to say "me love you long time" on camera?

>>70487531
知らない

>>70487443
There are many coined word and many terminologies in that card.
Actually, I think anyone who doesn't know the rule of that game can't understand the sentence.
> クリーチャー ツリー フォーク
creature tree folk?

>>70487443
Creature — Treefolk (*/*)

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Dungrove Elder's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control.

>>70487568
この際、テキサスをメキシコに返還してもらったら?
カルフォルニアも奪われたんだったな
トランプには先手必勝だよ
言った者勝ち

>>70487443
Ban on Curses
This creature does not fall under the influence of whatever curse or spell that your opponent uses.
Dungrove Elder's power and toughness are equal to the total amount of forests that you control.

The trees of this forest all belong in his army, the leaves are all his shields.

>>70478927
うわ、寒そう。
グラビアの人って大変だよね。

>>70487625
知らない、ごめん

>>70487668
そいつは、こいつ>>70479554

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>>70487344
>tamils
>like sri lanka

釣れたかどうか見に戻ったら、すぐ釣れてた

>>70487702
へー、同じ子なのか。
表情やポーズで雰囲気変わるね。

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>7 days left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v607jJTTAZY

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>excuse me, but your mestizo ass is so fat, you're gonna have to buy 2 seats

>Excuse me stewardess, can I move seats please? This mexican man sat next to me smells funny and keeps muttering about killing whites under his breath

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>>70487933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvv9LCZBORs

ドイツのFKKについてどう思う?
一回は白人やラテン系の女ともヤッてみたい

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>>70488019

>>70488066
FKKって何? KKKみたいなもの?

>>70487613
>>70487650
Thank you :-)

>>70488117
ドイツの有名な風俗 調べてみたらすぐわかるよ

That Japanese sentences look like a translation sentences from English.

>>70488538
?なんだ急に

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英語の文章は、日本語の翻訳文のように見える

> この森の樹はすべて彼の軍団

it looks like a literal translation sentence from English.
that's all.

「(You)」はいっぱいがもったいをください

精査で性差確認

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がんば!

>>70488840
結果は?

>>70488892
中性

Question again for Kanji\

I know a bit of russian, think it would help if I do this?

-English word
-Russian word
-Kanji

will this help or slow down my progress?

>>70488793
もっと「(You)」をいっぱいください
>>70488840
君は悪くない。それは僕のせいさ。

>>70488960
「(You)」と訂正からありがとうございます。

>>70488960
あなたの姓は?

眠ことをしたい

>>70489152
名残惜しいけど
そろそろさよなら
俺も眠ることをする

>>70489037
you're welcome :)
>>70489037
姓? is a second name.
if 性, I am a transwoman.

>>70489231
おやすみなさい

>>70489244
男になる女か女になる男か?曖昧な用語見分けないよ

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>>70489325
>transwoman
this

post boipussi

>>70489388
>>70489378
hmmm

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>>70489408
>>70489388
>>70489378
hhhmmm

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WOKE UP QUICK, AT ABOUT NOON
JUST THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO BE IN THE JAP THREAD SOON
I GOTTA SHITPOST BEFORE THE DAY BEGINS
BEFORE PERU STARTS BITCHIN, ABOUT MY WHITE FRIENDS

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>>70489450
good

I really want to fall for the learn japanese meme but what if you get rid of kanji like the koreans did? I'd have spent hours and hours for no purpose learning it.

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>>70489526
僕もそう思うわけじゃないけど
>>70489560
they wont thgouh

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>>70488066
それ、以前、羅閔さんが行ったと言っていたやつやね
日本にも北海道で大型風俗店を創る計画があったが、どうなったのだろう
>>70488609
日本人が書いたら、普通はそう
>>70488840
チンチン埋没なら、そうなる
>>70488903
キリル文字と漢字に何の関係もない
>>70489122
それは、「名字」と同じ意味になる
君は「性」と書きたかったのだろ?
>>70489152
一緒に寝るか?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE5zhVPOcZA

>>70489616
nigga I appreciate the reply, but I dont speak full moonrunes yet

>>70489616
別に書きたくなかったけど
IMEは急に知らない「姓」を出した
>>70489710
he says cyrillic characters and chinese characters aren't related at all

>>70489567
He is a loli with penis.
It's the strongest in the world.

>>70489731
>>70489616
thanks mate, I appreciate it

>>70489560
> if you get rid of kanji like the koreans
you will become stupid as same as Koreans
>>70489731
氏姓(うじかばね)の下に苗字(名字)があるのだけれど、現代では、名字と同じで
よく、役所に提出する書類には「姓」と「名前」を分けて書く

どぅまんぎる

>>70489867
do mum kill?

I want to kill every

>>70489822

知らなかった

>>70490049
right-winger

>>70490175
なに
なんで

>>70490180
Just trying to trigger The F.ascist

>>70490200
>>70490180
are you guys part of the alt right?

>>70490236
https://youtu.be/5_9f-4Koivc

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>>70490236
I'm part of awww-riiight, hehehe

wait
the f's f is from fascist?

>>70489822
>書類には「姓」と「名前」を分けて書く
そういえばうちのお祖父ちゃんも父ちゃんも真名がある
英語でも「True name」って言葉があるから漢字圏以外でもある文化なのかな

海外の人が天皇陛下を真名で呼んでるのを見ると、吐き気がするほど無礼に感じる

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吉川 友ライブツアー2017~YOU!友!酉!~ライブ独占生中継
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv288200285

>>70489325
you smell weed,please go back /nedalando/

hi boys

>>70490649
hi faggot where have you been today desu ka

>>70490680
Today I have been in my bed and in front of my computer

>>70490699
and you don't visit?

>>70490720
It's 11 am in the land up over

>>70490699
are you me?
>>70490633
i don't smell weed though? バカ日本人
>>70490588
かわいい

>>70490740
大麻くさいって言うとるんじゃ

>>70490735
>11 am
i have not been to sleep since 11am yesterday

>>70490757
分かってたけどそれなら「you smell of weed」って言ってね

>>70490797
you smell of weed

>>70490347
f of fuzoku
when he came to japan
he went to the Soap Land, which you know

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I smell of weeboo
nooooo

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>>70490824
>We Japanese
ok mira

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>>70490946

>>70491038 (You)
yes i am white

>>70489616
>一緒に寝るか?
only if i can be big spoon
ok i am going for shower then bed for realz this time お や す み な さ い

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>>70491066
I got it.

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A white girl in my class told me she needs me because she has no friends and other girls bully her...
Should I help her?

>>70491252
no, the others bully her, obviously theres something fundamentally wrong with her
join the bullies, theyre the majority, they cant be wrong

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>>70490434
>吐き気がするほど無礼に感じる
この感覚は、王室を持たない民には理解できないだろう
特に、中国ですら「天皇」と書くのに、「日王」なる表記するキチガイ国は、意図的に侮辱するために書いている
全く外交儀礼の「ガ」の字もない
>祖父ちゃんも父ちゃんも真名がある
だから、今上天皇陛下と呼ばなければならない
上皇おなりにあそばされた場合は陛下でも殿下でもなく院号になるらしいが、その場合は諱が平成院になるのではないか?
この呼称問題は割と大きい
誰か教えて
>>70491138
やん やん

>>70491309
今日、亜人ちゃんは語りたいが放送する!
楽しみにしている!

>>70478927

35.698570, 139.769919

I don't want to hook up with Japanese girls, because I know the only reason they'd be with me is because I'm a foreigner, and I absolutely hate that kind of vanity.

>>70490200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VqA8u8X0-I

>>70491562
you seem like a nice guy.
I'd hook up with you even if you were japanese.

>>70491631
Oh putain

>>70491660
Thanks man. Sorry I'm not a homosexual.

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>>70491689

>>70491710
If I were a girl, I would never hook up with a stranger who carries a knife and a leather cup.

>>70491722
That's gay.

>>70491803
>leather cup

Wait what?

>>70491832
the viking drinking cup thing...was it a horn? i don't remember.

>>70491860
Yeah, it's a horn. And I didn't bring them, I gave them to a friend instead.

And what's wrong with a knife? I use it almost every day here. Like today I split bamboo with it so I could build a fence.

>>70491890
>what's wrong with a knife
If you ever change your mind and decided to hook up with a Japanese girl, please be sure to ask that question to her BEFORE you meet her.

>>70492014
>implying I use dating apps or websites

I'm an oldschool kind of dating person. I meet girls IRL.

>>70491830
he has a nice ass

what's going on the web mangas? they silently appeal but are actually great
should read them instead of hental
http://sai-zen-sen.jp/comics/twi4/shisho/

>>70492041
"Is it a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a knife."

who white here (but japanese)

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>>70492076

>>70492104
That would be illegal.

If I'm not on a farm or outdoors where it has a legit use, all my tools are securely inside my backpack.

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>>70492041
>tfw no gf

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>Would you like to see my drinking horn, m'lady?

>>70492104
It reminded me of the 'lust' victim in se7en the movie.
She was a prostitute being killed by her vagina fucked with a knife attached strap-on.

>>70492232
>halloween 2014
>me and a friend is going to a party
>we don't have costumes
>I run around the city to scrounge something up
>find two fake beards, two plastic viking helmets, and two drinking horns
>buy 8 bottles of mead
>we get super shitfaced before the party
>show up as drunken vikings
>good times all around
>friend hooks up with a girl
>that girl is now his long term girlfriend
>they live together

Story of how I got them in the first place.

Your bait is irrelevant.

>>70492402
oh, martini !

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>y-your b-bait d-doesn't work on me!
>proceeds to post his fucking memoir to prove me wrong

>>70492511
>Do you like the country you are living in?
>Do you like your boss?

He'd answer yes to both.

>>70492416
that's a cute feminine penis

>>70492854
何かの罰ゲームかよ…(´;ω;｀)

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>>70492811
He's been in japan for like 2 days, once the honeymoon period wears off he'll get tired of japs and their bullshit

>>70491710
I don't care that you're not a homo. I will fuck you anyway.

>>70492961
Do you still love Thailand?

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>>70493047
No complaints, I have little to no contact with thai people so I can't really speak from a general perspective, from a purely economical standpoint, it's amazing.

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>>70492854
瞳孔がこれだけ開いてるってことは、相当危険な状況でこの写真は撮られたはず。

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>>70493281
Please, I'd only ever even consider going for high-class thai women, and they're notoriously high maintenance, which isn't for me.

Besides, I wouldn't want an elliot rodger son

>>70492402
Quand est-ce que tu reviendras au Japon, The F.?

>>70492854
これだからなんjは

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>>70493466
なぜ

>>70492403
デンマーク人がバイキングコスプレか。
凄く似合いそうだw

家族と親戚と会うときに
なぜ政治がいつも話題になる
喧嘩に決まってるんじゃない

>>70494331
政治と宗教と野球の話は荒れやすいから
気軽な気分で話題に出すなと、昔聞いた事がある。

i will make a new thread for my gf

>>70494424
no. i'll make the next thread.

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>>70494061
>バイキング
Vikingか。Biking Cosplayは一体何だと思った

>>70494451
nooo
i have to show that i love her

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>>70493322

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>>70494482

>>70494516
if I don't show that I love her you will laugh at me and say I don't love her
i can be her only lover
please let me make it or my day will be ruined

>>70493322
>I wouldn't want an elliot rodger son
You should be happy knowing you have more common sense than a lot of people browsing this thread.

>>70494414
>気軽な気分で話題に出すな
賛成

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>>70494493
Peru? Tell me about your trip peru, you think chinks are bad peru? Wait until thai's hear about your money peru, they will kidnap you peru

>>70494602
KEK, 9/10ths of this thread is braindead weebs and dumb fuck japs, it's hardly a compliment m8

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>>70494670
It's a compliment nonetheless.

>>70494457
ミクさんwww
>Vikingか
うん、そうだよw
日本人は、viも、biも「バイ」で済ませちゃう事が多い。
あ、でも漫画の「ヴィンランドサガ」は、ヴィって書くね。

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>>70494493

peru?

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>>70494670

kek. so you think peru is really rich?

NEW THREAD

>>70494800
>>70494800

>>70494812

fuck off

>>70494616
ねー (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)