/brit/

ol' 'cide me

Schools out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pAQvc__JNWA
BRAND NEW LITTLE T

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>with one simply trick

>>70420956
Scream and shout

What time is it?

>>70420916
Someone send this to Tim on twatter

Is panhead still about?

feel a bit bad for tim desu
would like to give him a big hug

>>70421015
fuck off panhead

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phwoar

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gf snapped me this

>>70421015
Get outta here Panhead

>>70421035
she must do sizeable poos

>>70421035
don't rate anything about this

>>70421035
brap

>>70421053
arse size isn't related to poo size
t. qt arse and big monstrous poos

>>70421083
post

So. How's Poleaboo's transition/prison break going?

>>70421035
reckon she could heem any one of you runts

>>70421041
I fucking love Jazzma

>>70421083
i was referring to her food intake to facilitate her size

business idea: healthcare for rich people

>>70421083
do you like the feeling when a bmp slides out of you?

>Last night I spent a lot of time fantasising about working at the call centre, I imagined how I’d make friends, that I’d strike up conversation with a Pokemon fan while playing my 3DS during lunch break, he wouldn’t be as knowledgeable about IVs etc as me. I also thought I could befriend the qt receptionist, that train of thought veered off into a generic tranny fantasy.

>>70420928
I bet more women would prefer Danny Mac or Tom Hardy to Richard Osman or Stephen Merchant

>>70421119
well that's just straight wrong, isn't it

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ahm di cat in di hat
jah know where me at

suffering a bit from the ol 'tism lads

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>>70421104
have a gander mate
>>70421125
not particularly desu, their 73mm are a pain

FUCK OFF TO BED PHIMO YOU DISGUSTING SMELLY BASTARD

>>70421190
proper log

been a while since a poo impressed me

>>70421207
that isn't me i don't post my poos

>>70421190
MATE that is NOT a human shit.

just been hired at the hiring factory to become a working man, lads

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wall has already started

All I want is a thicc gf who's taller than me

>mfw phimolad has to sit down to piss

>>70421234
me on the left

>>70421143
it doesn't take into account FRAME
FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT define aesthetics
GYMCEL manlets train for YEARS and get no PUSSY

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>>70421190
>I'm looking at an aussies turd at 5pm on a Thursday afternoon

had a bit of a laugh with you lads last night. fucking loved it. I love how even if you're lonely there is still the internet.

>>70421181
Gotta get me tree piece suit for dis

just woke up

>>70421222
maybe if you started I wouldn't hate you so much

>>70421250
not true i don't often have issues

>>70421254
Think you need to calm down, lad

>>70421258
your child self wouldn't have expected this ey

he must have had so many aspirations and dreams

>>70421250
I sit down to piss even with a non-deformed and pathetic little phimo dick
It is so much easier

all I want is a 5 foot tall chinese gf with the body of a 12 year old boy

>>70421311
its average

Is there anything funnier than roided up manlets

5'9 roiders are funny but seeing a lad that's like 5'4 and roided to fuck is one of life's funniest things

>>70421329
mate I saw that image you posted and there is no way that little worm grows into any meaningful size

>>70421311
This
It's comfy and I don't have to aim

>>70421181
when I bun ya know ma zoot is fat
I make bars when I'm baked with this and that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2TLo1Utb1I&

>Donald Trump has suggested that Mexico's president should cancel a planned visit to Washington if Mexico refuses to pay for the border wall.

You know, I really thought it was all an act to get elected and he'd just be a lame duck figurehead

Hiya lads :) x

>>70421352
it was a bad angle and i was pulling it back towards the groin

phimo is the most beta ''''human being'''"' I've ever had the misfortune of communicating with

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>tfw

zombee nayschun

duh-duh-duh-duuuuuuh-duh-duh duh...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/features/magazine-38749364/38749364
>Do we need a new word for vagina?
>Boys have "willy" and girls need the same kind of word for their private parts, says Swedish social worker Anna Kosztovics.

This feels like a trap

>>70421384
Hola

>>70421395
your pubes were longer than it mate

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>>70421402

>>70421402
i am better than the guy who pays 80 pounds for a handjob from a tranny and poleaboo

>>70421428
We really do 2bh, there's no fun non-serious way to refer to it. Pussy and things like that are too sexualised and vagina too clinical

>>70421428
your snippa is rubbish

>>70421468
Agree with the latter, not necessarily the former

Sitting on a. Brand new Thameslink train, is quite good. The new LED info displays show carriage capacity, where toilets are (and if they're busy or out of order), as well as where you are), tube line status and obviously what stops are coming up.

>>70421428
foo-foo

>>70421437
i am v. honest
>>70421428
>>70421477
fanny is good

>>70421428
literally just fanny

>>70421428
<<<swedish>>>

ah yes

>>70421468
i have phimo too mate it's ok you're welcome here x

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>>70421490

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>>70421542

>>70421515
Fanny isn't really as nice sounding as willy is tho
Willy is fun and innocent, fanny not so much, at least not nowadays. Maybe some people still associate it with old women before vaginas

i called mine doodle not willy

>>70421428
Vajayjay

Fucking stupid she-sven """intellectuals"""

>>70421505
Statistically this poster is not white

>>70421602
Pintle here

In 2020 when we've left the eu and NATO has been disbanded there will be a 4th cod war and this time all icelandics will be exterminated

>>70421602
i said I drew a doodle once when I was in year 4, meaning a little drawing thing, and everyone cracked up laughing
i prefer doodle tho tbf

>>70421632
alri pintle

gf has referred to hers as a doodah on more than one ocassion

>>70421602
I call mine the jackhammer

Hey guys ausfag here. I'm sure if you've ever browsed 4pol you may be aware that aussies are notorious shitposters and there is a board-wide respect for the shitposting quality that an aussie will bring to threads. I am here to provide an explanation for this and explain why in my opinion this is by far the biggest hurdles to overcome towards class-consciousness and organisation.

On the internet the Australian psyche manifests as shitposts but in real life auscunts manifest their behaviour with extreme levels of disingenuousness. I believe that the average Australian has been afflicted with post-modernism qualities that has bled into the way we relate in normal society. Australians will call this behaviour 'banter', 'bantz', 'cheekiness' or 'being a larrikin'. In my opinion this culture of anti-sincerity is a major issue. The young people in Australia are completely sarcastic, cynical and incapable of expressing real emotions or feelings. This is a big issue for me to personally overcome as a young man growing up with a father who literally was unable to talk without being cheeky or engaging in banter. In reality I believe that the majority of Australians use irony and sarcasm as a way to mask a society wide pain and suffering that touches all of us. People in aus try desperately to appear cool and nonchalant but it is simply a mask that we all wear. It is common that when you get to know a fellow Aussie on a deeper level you will almost certainly find that they are a sufferer of depression or anxiety. This is something I have encountered so frequently in so many walks of life that I believe that nearly all of Australia is sick.

>>70421610
>What is selection bias

Try again you mong.

>>70421428
i've heard front bum used as a sort of word like willy

think it works desu

tee ell dee arr

>>70421667
Shan't
Couldn't even invest in an Australian VPN for your pasta mate, pathetic

the dinkle is wrinkled lads

>>70421643
i didn't hear doodle used in that context until i was like 10 on the disney channel and i was very confused

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>>70421637
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL REYKJAVIK IS IN ASHES

the gf and I refer to her vagina as "puspus"

>>70421667
>>70421712
The cause of this suffering is due to some antagonisms unique to Australia. Our recent memory is plagued with extreme colonialism, the indigenous australians were purged in a genocidal manner as recently as 60 years ago. This is all in our collective consciousness which I believe weighs heavily on the average person. The after-effects of colonialism are still in plain sight with our indigenous population having been completely destroyed and facing enormous inequality in life expectancy and wealth. On top of this there is a blind worship of western media and TV shows which since the 90s have been defined by post-modernism, you can see this in action because many aussies will literally talk as though they are a character in a 'hilarious' American sitcom. Finally there are the normal antagonisms of class struggle wreaking havoc on the aussie psyche. We as a society mask our sadness with larrikin behaviour and heavy drinking (nearly all australians drink like fucking fish).

This post-modernist approach to life itself means that aussies are extremely languid and uncaring. They are unable to express sincere emotions or any genuine thought. Sincerity is something rare here in Australia, when we let our guard down our emotions come out as drinking violence. It is near impossible to become class conscious or active in the left without some form of sincerity. A genuine acceptance that neoliberalism is a catastrophe requires passion, it requires sacrifice and it requires you to leave behind 'le epic irony' to form something greater than yourself.

So /leftypol/ how can I start to crush irony and set the Australian people free? Any other countries have the same problem?

>>70421719
Burn their yulegoat works 9.5/10 times

>>70421728
i think you mean pusspuss lad
pus is what comes out of a pimple

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>people using their democratic rates

just ate 10 fish fingers lads

some bender told me I look "daddy as fuck"

>>70421780
I've done that recently but they were in cheese-topped rolls with lettuce and tartare sauce
were they those Tesco's own ones?

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>70421795
a coloured gay hit on me once. he was very lucky we were in public

>>70421714
that's literally where I heard it too lel, i think it was even stevens or something like that
I thought everyone understood it had two meanings and then I got laughed at like a spacker

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i hope our general is as lively as /brit/

>>70421803
youngs ones i think. they just go down without me feeling them for some reason, ate 16 in one sitting before and could have kept going if i'd had any more

>>70421821
otherwise you would have plundered his arsehole right there on the spot?

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you arrive in the french powerhouse

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>>70421834
>lively
>implying they arent all dead inside

>>70421879
imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy to only have a stillbirth

>A former US Secretary of State and a Big Bang Theory actress have both vowed to register as Muslim if Donald Trump creates a database of Muslim Americans.
>Jewish

you . cannot. make, this . up

>>70421834
How would you feel if Japchat was full of tedious fucking Leafs, Yanks and Aussies shitposting with their awful banter and attention-seeking craic?

>we give money to Spain to pay for healthcare for the British immigrants living there

Does Poland give us money for poles in the UK using healthcare?

get a brain morans

>>70421894
Sister had two stillbirths
Really not a fun thing 2bh

>>70421911
>craic
fuck off paddy

>>70421906
Madeleine Albright isn't a Jew, you fucknut

>>70421906
Oy vey, it's anuddah shoah!

>>70421911
Australians are the lifeblood that keeps /brit/ from devolving into a cesspit of leafs-de-lis, yanks and literal Rasheeds

>>70421968
hello goldberg

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The quirky but loveable gf

Honestly feel like I'm the only one in my circle who cares about sticking to a schedule and not breaking plans

>>70421917
They're supposed to but no

The department of health started the visitors and migrants cost recovery programme though, let's see if it actually accomplishes anything

this weed is tutti frutti you know
in the words of jme i make choons on fruity

Wouldn't hesitate in stabbing an Aussie to death

>>70421637
> The deployment of the British Navy to contested waters led to protests in Iceland. Demonstrations against the British embassy were met with taunts by the British ambassador, Andrew Gilchrist, as he played bagpipe music and military marches on full blast on his gramophone

lad

>>70422007
That's unironically amanda bynes tier

>>70421937
has she succeeded yet

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>>70421911
that would be very merry

>>70422046
i volunteer as tribute

>>70422013
Plans have only been broken from your perspective lad, the rest of your 'circle' are enjoying themselves without your company

unbearable cunt

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passed a girl on the way to work this morning and she smiled at me and I half smiled back

passed her again on the way home from work and she smiled at me again but I ignored her and walked past her

hopefully I'll see her again

Pooresa May has travelled to the Poo Ess Ayy for President Fart's first meeting with a foreign leader.

AWOOOOOGA!

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me taking doggo out for a spin

>>70422126
are you going to frown at her this time you utter melt

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>>70421968
Reckon I could punt Albright across a football field with a single kick the little malformed runt

>>70422126
next time whip your doodle out

>>70421982
No one really cares about aussies here. Can't remember the last time you've made any sort of originial banter or OC.

Much more predominant in other threads on /int/, you just have no power here.

Little british pawns that lick their "arses" until they give you the attention you seek. I'm not trying to claim americans or leafs are better, just saying you lot are nothing special here at all

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hah

>>70422100
Then please take them. They're unwelcome here and have made /brit/ a fucking dreadful place to be

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re-watch or re-read Hunter x Hunter?

>>70422117
>thinking that would work
I'm not as neurotic as you, apparently, but nice try x

>>70422168
get some taste instead

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the bf

great now i have that stupid smiths song stuck in my head

>>70422195
Well what do you like then? besides keion

>>70413219
ok unwelcomed lads, be shitposting in here

>>70422168
Watch something that's not shounen trash

>>70422226
I just don't know what is serious or not anymore.

who is your pornfu /brit/?

might lie down and see if i can temporarily die(sleep)

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>DOW reaches 20,000 for the first time, under Trump

>>70422285
Jasmine Webb

>>70422285
your waifu

phone's broken lads
can't recommend buying a sony xperia xa, it's been shit since i got it

Never seen a girl naked in real life haha

>>70422285
Karlie Montana

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london is getting yellow cabs lads

>>70422285
it was Naomi Woods but i'm not really feeling it anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjVyM2tajA

r/AsianMasculinity are losing their minds over this

>>70422291
sleep is the cousin of death

>>70422263
nah

A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody.

>>70422329
nokia 3210 is the patricians choice

>>70422285
Katrina Moreno lately

>>70422285
Jasmine Z

>>70422285
favourite pornstar? probably jynx maze or kelsi monroe

>>70422329
my htc one m9 is still good after 2 years

>>70422335
yank'd

>>70422335
I enjoy the contenued replacement of all things british with american culture

>>70422329
get an S7

Just did a cheeky half an hour on ye olde 'cise bike

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>>70422330
have you hit 21 yet? that's the point of no return

considering converting to weebism, what is a good new animay to watch

>>70422373

>jynx maze

excellent taste

>>70422285
don't have one

>>70422335
That's a private company, who can paint their cars whatever colour they like, they're not replacing black cabs

>>70422335
black cabs wont be happy

>>70422285
Danny Dyer

>>70422383
it wouldn't be as bad if i could just manually take the battery out when it acts up
atm it just spazzes out and doesn't let me turn it off

>>70422394
that screen going over the sides looks annoying as fuck

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saw like 4 Tesla's today

Will you stupid cunts just buy some dryers? I work for whirlpool and the lack of you twats buying dryers is hurting our stock

>>70422435
I'm 23 in June lmao

>>70422436
boku no pico

>>70422482
Are you a share holder? Shut your wage kek mouth up

>>70422482
We have dryers in our washing machines because we're not a 3rd world country

>>70422501
already watched it

>>70422477
That's the S7 Edge and it's awesome

>>70422436
one punch man

>>70422330
go to a life drawing session

Working behind the counter in a gym seems like the easiest fucking job in the world

>>70422519
I am a share holder. nothing significant really though.

>>70422520
You are third world. only 60% of you have dryers, thats lower than anyone in europe besides Greece and Romania

I remember when consoles had exclusives.

>tfw you hang your washing on the line
>tfw your clothes don't smell weird

>>70422523
Planetets

>>70422482
You have to call them tumbledryers for us to know what you're on about

>>70422482
When you start buying kettles
t. Russell Hobbs

>>70422481
>'s

kill yourself my man

>>70422540
>only 60% of you have dryers

And 40% have it in-built in their washing machine

>>70422500
Feb so I win :D

Does nobody else dry their clothes in the microwave? I just do one t shirt at a time or maybe 2 pairs of pants

>>70422604
lol no. shant be responding anymore to you. i know about brits and dryers. dishwashers too.

>>70422482
whats a dryer, i only have a tumbledryer

P.S. low £/$ so it costs more for us to buy from you

We have a dryer AND a built-in dryer yet we still hang our clothes most of the time

>Yank tumbledryer salesman enters the thread

>>70422500
>>70422612
already 23 get fucked

>>70422524
why
>>70422527
im not an animu fan and i enjoyed that. very funny

>>70422636
yes you hang your clothes in winter you stupid bastard

>>70422640
All part of the plan. I'll wear you down slowly

>>70422651
I said so

yanks dry their clothes in the microwave

>>70422659
reply to me again and I'll smash your ribcage in

>>70422689
why, is that as high as you can reach?

>>70422631
What's the point of a dishwasher when I can wash at the same time as taking a shower or peg them on the line with some soap on them while it's raining?

>>70422709
good post

>dishwashers
>tumble dryers

Both shit gimmicks

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hmm...

don't want to have sex with or even kiss blokes, but when i see an extremely attractive man i cant help but admire/slightly stare

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Got one of these for uni desu

>>70422762
yes I admire too because I am an ugly mong and these people are like gods - higher beings

>>70422436
Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, Haruhi, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Welcome to the NHK, Fate/Zero, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika, K-ON, Hyouka, Non Non Biyori, Yuru Yuri, Nichijou

mutha fucka

you dont know mah struggle

MEIN KAMF!

the ONLY problem with being NEET is that i'll never be able to build my own comfy home theater

>>70422762
i get more intimidated talking to attractive men than attractive women

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>Brits literally have their front-loading washing machines and/or dryers in the kitchen
absolute, positively wailing at the thought of living in a country this runtish

>>70422782
FOB

>>70422751
Dishwashers are fine for families desu

>>70422809
makes brilliant tossed salads

https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/5q0tre/why_i_believe_that_hollywood_left_wing_media_and/


this entire sub is a goldmine

i remember when i was the dishwasher

>>70422809
Ah yes the constant recycling of gimmicks, I wonder why I even bother shitposting here sometimes.

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>>70422809
exceptional post. i honestly couldnt believe how common it was when i visited

>>70422809
Got washer and dryer in the garage desu

>>70422879
separate utility room for me

>>70422850
>t. president toilet bog far spammer

>>70422901
this

>>70422824
I suppose, but a single man or a couple with no children don't need one

http://i.imgur.com/enLBSQW.gifv

the worlds gone mad

>>70422901
this

>>70422901
>>70422919
FOB

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>UK economy grows by 0.6% in fourth quarter

>Strong consumer spending helped the UK's economy to grow faster than expected at the end of last year.
>The figure indicates that the feared economic slowdown following the Brexit vote has not materialised.

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I'm on a cliff, alone at night, down the cliff, i can see wolfs, they are spirits! they are speaking to me through some old dance movement !

A sweet wind goes through my hair while the sound of their ritual is getting deeper in my minds!

The echo of my voice is reaching the top of the moutain, around!

My eyes, my eyes fell down again, Deep into the sight of the Alpha!

ours Eyes balls fuse into one sight! i see the country where he! in first place was born, it's dark, it's red, i smell blood!

The journey is ending, i felt down the cliff... i now dance with them, with the horde!

I became a wolf, i became the horde... only my memory will last till someone new.. reach and felt again from the sacred cliff.


Then i woke up, the smoke is deep... i get out the tent, the ancestors comes after me!


"He now is a men" Dia sekarang seorang pria*

to do a wank, or not to do a wank
that is the question

>1992 was only 15 years ago

>>70422836
/r/hapas and /r/aznidentity/ are good too

None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

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>>70422938
http://www.politico.eu/article/us-may-lure-more-countries-out-of-eu-says-likely-trump-envoy/

>The U.S. could seek bilateral trade deals with European countries behind the back of “a certain bureaucratic organization called the European Union,” according to the man tipped to be Donald Trump’s ambassador in Brussels.

>Any EU member country that struck such a deal would have to leave the bloc but Theodore Malloch, a university professor, implied that Trump would not be concerned about the diplomatic consequences. Asked on BBC Radio 4 about the political fallout, he chuckled: “You’re dealing with President Trump and clearly when it comes to foreign policy … He’s willing to turn the table over and do something quite different.”

HAHAH FUCK THE EU HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>70422938

still remember some deluded lefty at work, who of course couldn't name 1 thing he liked about the EU, saying the country was finished when the result came in.

the left's hysteria is insane sometimes.

Don't talk to me or my bf's wife ever again

>>70422980
neurons are whizzing around at speeds unknown to man

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>>70422924
>how being ugly feels

>>70422938
Total economic growth doesn't mean much, it's simply a result of a rising population as we import tonnes of pakis every year

What I want to hear about is rising HDI or even just growth per capita

>>70422982
>Heh, yeah, suck on that Merkel! Now we're sucking YANK cock! Hows that for independence!

>>70423014
manlets btfo

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imagine UNIRONICALLY being like this pic, or finding it funny and admirable
i don't get it lads, why is it funny?

what's the point of a wall if they can still get over it? will he increase border security too?

>Hundreds of staff face the sack as government axes one in ten JobCentres

doing a smug laugh

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>>70423019
>this whole post

(You)

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>>70423019
HDI?

>>70423054
There will be drones and watchtowers built too, although the cartels and smugglers will continue to use their underground networks anyway

>>70423076
So why exactly aren't I correct?

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>tfw you destroy british left-liberal cuckoldry

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need a mexican president bf

>>70423113
Why does everyone pretend corbyn is some Stalin like figure who hates Jews and immigrants? He absolutely loves immigrants and sjw identity politics nonsense

>>70423039
our place in the world is always at the side of our english speaking cousins not filthy continentalfags

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>corbyn is cool, fellow kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPMDCJrRpT8

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whats appealing about girls bums again?

>>70423112
>Strong consumer spending supported the expansion of the dominant services sector and although manufacturing bounced back from a weaker third quarter, both it and construction remained broadly unchanged over the year,
where's the bit about pakis

even if you're right about hdi or whatever
>UK shrugs off Brexit fears to be fastest growing G7 economy in 2016
>GDP grew 0.6% in fourth quarter and 2% for the year, according to ONS
wew the rest of the world is REALLY in the shitter then

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Is Who Wants to be a Millionaire just a game of luck?
I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happen to know the answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game.

Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience.

For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap:

Question 1: 33.34%
Question 2: 33.34%
Question 3: 33.34%
Question 4: 95% <--- ask-the-audience
Question 5: 33.34%
Question 6: 33.34%
Question 7: 33.34%
Question 8: 33.34%
Question 9: 95% <--- phone-a-friend
Question 10: 33.34%
Question 11: 33.34%
Question 12: 33.34%
Question 13: 33.34%
Question 14: 33.34%
Question 15: 100% <--- 50-50
Total: 690.08%

Divided by 15 questions = 46.00%

So basically, it's more a less a game of chance, but more than half the people on the show will lose, so it's not very fair. That show is making tons of money off of people.

>>70423207
feels nice when you put your willy inside one

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"G'Day mate, Aussie help line here..........What's the problem,.... Cobber?"
"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."
"Bummer, mate...!!!"
"Thanks mate, I hadnt thought of that. Bye."

>>70423207
Mostly because a well rounded butt signifies that the lady is in good general health. This is an important indication of the child bearing capacity of the female. Strong muscles indicate that she would be a good mate. In the evolutionary past, she could keep up well when trekking, help hauling heavy loads, less problems when giving birth to children.

Her figure would usually be curvy all over with wide hips and ample breasts.

It's been hardwired by evolution into the male brain to unconsciously and automatically appraise these features in females.
Good ;-) curves are great.

I don't know how it matters, I just know that it matters a lot in sexual attraction. I know it attracts my attention big time. A big butt, wide hips and thick thighs that is. When male humans are in a sexually heightened state (I. E.: horny), they like to touch soft, warm and big, round things. Well, things is not the right word, but you know what I mean. Women are usually soft, warm, curvy, so the built in radar heterosexual guys have turns on almost automatically.

That's not an excuse to harrasment women, though. Mutual consent should NEVER be overlooked.

But in general, I find all females to be pretty and cute and soft.

May and Trump

decided not to go with HxH after all lads, I'll just catch up to the latest chapter and then finish watching Master Keaton instead, hope you're happy

>>70423283
so basically homosexuality is just a brain defect?

doing a gay roleplay with another lad online right now haha

how do you drop a psychologist?
i wonder how much repeat business they get because their patients are too awkward to drop them

>>70423313
go to the gym

>>70423254
why would it be 33.34

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>>70423356
no thanks

>>70423373
because fuck you thats why

>>70423355
I didn't go one day, they called and I said I didn't want to go in

bit afraid of face to face confrontation haha

>tfw have to choose between two really sound groups of people to live with next year
:(
first year has been so fucking shit, and now the opportunity for a sick second year is getting destroyed

>>70423390
ah anime nonce virgin. my mistake in thinking that you had any sort of self-discipline or self-respect

>>70423253
The expansion of of service sector is because we import pakis leading to population growth and more people working in services, it's not just pakis though I'm being hyperbolic it's immigration in general

More people = growth

If the population continues to grow but people don't actually get any richer the total economy might be growing but it's virtually meaningless

It's a ploy to make you think immigration is a good thing

>>70423417
baited for this exact response, I went there yesterday after work, you are merely a pupper under my control

>>70423405
yeah she asks me at the end whether i want to book another appointment and i can't say no

Bunch of drunk lads on the train making a drug transaction over the phone. They think they're talking in code but they are drunk as fuck so their """code""" is ass plain as day lol

>>70423416
it couldn't really be that hard. theres certainly one group you slightly prefer to the other. just decide and stay close with the other group, thats why I did.

Ended up being best mates with one from the group I chose, and another from the group I didn't chose. Then me and those 2 lived together the next year.

>>70423444
ah anime nonce virgin. my mistake in thinking that you had any sort of self-discipline or self-respect..

>>70423449
i see a therapist and wonder about this too. I've been seeing him for close to 3 years and it would feel weird to quit after that long, though I dont really want to at the moment

>>70423503
can't deny I'm a virgin though tbqhwy, also my waifu has big boobies

>>70423405
>>70423449
do you speak to her about the phimosis?

we killed the wrong hitler

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>Sweden

how expensive is the computer you'd need to run a game that is exactly real life in every aspect

>>70423535
bit agoraphobic 2bh

>>70423468
well tbf it's one really sound group and one really sound lad. I would honestly rather live with the group if i had to choose but i'd feel like shit doing that to my mate

>>70423535
no it doesn't affect my life desu

>>70423559
more than you can afford

>>70423586
youll be better friends with the lad if you don't live with him desu.

You're going to get kind of annoyed and tired of people you live with second year, he'll be a great escape from them and you guys will get closer

>>70423559
Den bounds

>>70423559
the computer would literally need to have more mass than the universe. Each atom would need to be simulated individually, meaning each atom would have to have more than 1 transistor for it. These transistors are made of several atoms

>>70423559
about tree fiddy

>>70423595
stop lying to yourself
start stretching it mate

>>70423632
yeah i guess so. I just pitched it to him as "would you be down to live in a house of 7 people?" (I know he wouldn't) so hopefully he doesn't take it too personally

>>70423642
we're already in a simulation bro

still have not had the courage to bring up my sexual and romantic frustration to my therapist even though its easily the largest source of misery in my life lmao

>>70423661
i was an awkward little fuck before i even knew i had a mong dick
not diligent enough to keep up a stretching routine

>>70423730
sounds like you want to engage in intercourse with your female parent

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>phone is broken
>need to wake up early for presentation that counts for my degree as much as an exam
>no alarm
im FUCKED lads

>Talking to a therapist

HOWLING. Why are you lot so weak-minded? What went so wrong?

came to the conclusion that my only chance of becoming rich is by moving to america
I'm just not tough enough to make it here

>>70423808
not everyone is as strong as you

>>70423730
its the hardest thing to talk about

Just mansplained to a girl and feel like absolute shit about it!

>>70423785
If you have a laptop or desktop that can be on standby near where you sleep you can set an alarm to wake you up using google lad.

>>70423935
MILK

>>70423730
bud, your therapist won't judge you. just imagine all the shite they must hear on a daily basis. they're just there to help you. so don't feel self-conscious, talk to them!

going to temporarily die

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going to this