Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>70413219
1st for オージー

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乙

2nd for 死にたい

>>70413219
死ぬな

>>70413273
>>70413281
>>70413289
ありがとうございます

>>70413291
死ぬ訳ないじゃないですか

I can see my own breath inside the guest house.

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>>70413219
>>70413342
おちゅでちゅ

皆、一緒死のうか

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乙 for 命

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Seen any giant skeletons recently?

>>70413446
お主はこのスレで不歓迎のじゃ

>>70413219

死━━に―━た―＼( ○´Д゜)人(ﾟε`○ )/━い―━━!!

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>>70413487

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乙

>>70413342
死ぬにしろ戦って死ねばバルハラって言うお花畑に生けるって、おじいちゃんが言ってた。

>>70413487
Unfortunately no. They have disappeared as the industrialization and the digitalization.

ものすごい明るい「死にたい」お願いします

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それでは寝ます、おやすみなさい。

>>70413578
バラハラってスカンジナビア人が信仰してた天国なの?

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>>70413548
you want to be dominated by a big, hungry skeleton?

>>70413584
Damn. They seem like a lot of fun.

>>70413381
日本にはセントラルヒーティングがないし、暖炉もほとんどないからね…。
部屋の中は、北欧よりも寒いかも…。

>>70413608
a random pic with a bone in its file name

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乙&おはチン

久しぶりに午後3~4時じゃなくて1時に起きた

>>70413662
おはよ

>>70413520
どうぞ

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I want to tell you all the story of how I became a weeaboo in my teenage years.

I grew up in the countryside and went to a small school about 10km from where I lived. I fell in with the nerd crowd since I was the outsider because I wasn't born there, and we would often hang out in the school library.

One day, that library got some manga. Of course there were the classics such as Dragon Ball and One Piece, but the dusty librarian who were ordering books must've thought that there should also be something for the girls.

She literally made the worst mistake a librarian could do; she judged a book by its cover and ordered Love Hina for the school library.

Now, imagine what happens to a 13yo kid, who loves Dragon Ball and other shounen manga, when he discovers something like Love Hina.

Queue 6 years of hardcore otaku lifestyle.

>>70413603
おやすみ

>>70412737
・日本の公務員⇒
時給5000円。(年間休日149日 退職金積み立ては+追加1日5000円)
公務員一人当たりの維持費は、上記の1、5倍の時給7500円になる)

・アメリカの公務員⇒時給3000円ほどで少し高い
・EUの公務員⇒時給1000円ほどで妥当

日本の少子化は、90%、公務員の貴族化による生活費を上回った強制徴収の結果である。

いい国だ

>>70413732
I don't know what Love Hina is. Is it moe-shojo stuff?

>>70413880
It's turbo ecchi.

>>70413758
試験にさえ受かれば誰でもなれます
安い給料では人材が集まらない
一部上場企業の時給平均は¥5,900
所詮負け犬の遠吠え

>>70413728
じゃあボクが(ﾟoﾟ)ノ
>>70413662
コーヒーを入れてから⇒

>>70413843
うん、ありがとう。

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>>70414052
こちらこそ。おにぎりをあげます。

a 36 year old Japanese woman I do language exchange with wants me to come over to her apartment to help her move furniture and then she'll make me a meal

Do you think she wants the D?

>>70414395

lmao youre a virgin autist if you don't know the answer to that. what race are you

>>70414395
Yes.

That is basically as close to "come give me your big gaijin dick you filthy animal" as you will get with Japanese women.

>>70414427
hes asking to brag

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でんがな。

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why ignore my thread?
>>70412989

>>70414473
>Please declare when making a new thread and post its link.
classic isac

>>70414473
Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド Anonymous

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>>70414022
がんばれ
応援する
>>70414395
>36 year old
no thank you
if you are me, i say so
>>70414325
焼きそばにぎりだ
紅い生姜がいい味
>>70414458
まんがな
>>70414473
you forgot the thread title

>>70414473
Because the picture you post are always too big
I wonder how long does it take you to load a pic like that

てか日本もアメリカ様に習って経済右翼化実現しようぜ

まず減免税+小さい政府+最小福祉を手段で

公務員も国会議員もギリギリまで減らして、歳出も歳入も極限まで抑えて、後は全部民営化で民間にまわして、金にならん赤字続きのとこは容赦なく打ち切られる仕組みにようぜ

>>70414884
まず、生活保護廃止
公共事業中止
警察と自衛隊も民営化

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>>70415007
それだよ
いいね
しびれるね

生活保護とか何とか給付金とかもう全部なくそうじゃないか
そんなもん血税でやるんじゃなくて、企業やお金持ち様の寄付に頼ろうぜ

>>70415007
生活保護廃止は明確な憲法違反だぞ。生存権の侵害。

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why ignore my love?

>>70415189
most people treat her like she would treat you. either ignore you or treat you with disgust.

When talking with Japanese girls on Tinder, should I just jump right into using casual language or should I start out using です ます etc?

>>70415189
they're jealous that they can't feel the purest form of love that you have for your girlfriend, and it makes them angry.

>>70415146
生存権はプログラム規定ということを知らないの??

>>70415288
you use the tinder slang.
まんこの写真をください

>>70415288
At first, use ですます sentences. When she and you become close, use casual lines.

>>70415223
tell me one reason why she should hate me. I'm a nice person and I'm really interested in her
I like her as a player and a person, I don't just care about how she looks (11/10)

>>70415291
yes you are right

>>70415656
>I'm a nice person
>>>/r/niceguys
everyone who wonders why they dont have a gf and call themselves "nice guys" are all cunts

牛のシマチョウ(直腸)食った。うまかった。やっぱりホルモンは鮮度と下処理が命。

>>70414884
トランプ政権のがしたらもう無理だよ。公務員暴走による国の崩壊止めるのは。
最後の手段は、公務員巻き込んで落ちるところまで落ちて解体させるか、公官庁への暴動、国会包囲または納税ボイコット。ま遠いな

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外人が「日本ではNoodlesを音を立てて食べるのが良いマナー」って嘘の情報を流してるらしい

ここの外人は正しい情報を広めてくれ
「音を立てて食べるのはManlyなマナー」だと…
男でも懐石料理や茶会で麺類を音を立ててすすると頭のおかしい奴だと思われるぞ

>>70415707
no. but you are an asshole

how do you fuck 18 year old Japanese girls

do you need to be fluent in Japanese?

>>70415810
いいな、美味いホルモン食べたい

>>70415881
バブル崩壊までの昭和までだね
麻雀放浪記の加賀たけしなんか見ると
縦ヒザでジュルジュルすすってて今見てもかっこいい

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日本もバ韓国人を入らせないように壁を建てるかい?

>>70415007
自衛隊って良く考えたら何してんの?
非戦闘時は体力作りに農業させろやって思う

>>70416052
Tell them you are アメリカ人デス and that you want to タベタイ their オマンコ

>>70415881
逆にラーメン屋とか、サラリーマンで満席の立ち食い蕎麦屋で誰も音立てずに食ってたら不気味だぜ。

>>70416052
Be social in Japan and you'll get hit on. It happened a lot, when I lived in Japan.

>>70415707
>everyone who wonders why they dont have a gf and call themselves "nice guys" are all cunts

This.

>>70416430
we got a thing called Tsushima Strait

>>70416430
え、だって島国だし。。。

日本はアジアと仲良くした方がいいと思う。

>>70416977
仲良くしてます。大歓迎されました。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf-Idx3pL0k

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>>70416755
ワイは「ちゅるちゅる」と口で言いながら食っている奴を見た
思わず、鼻から麺が出た
>>70416935
対馬トンネル計画って、どうなったんだろう?
>>70416974
とりあえず、国交断絶
在日強制送還
>>70416977
特定アジアを除く

>>70417083
フリーハグ動画?いまYouTube開けないんだ。すまぬ、、、
固定回線がなくて家族で携帯電話のLTE通信量をシェアしてるので、、、

>>70417044
would love to lick her gash and suck on her cunt lips

>>70416755
「無音で麺を食う奴はオカマ」という話が「無音は失礼」という話に海外ですり替わって伝わってしまった様子

>>70416977
某三カ国以外とはそこそこ仲良い

ちなみに僕は音を立てずに食う

>>70417302
女の子か!男なら麺はすすれ!(ただし正式な食事会の場合は除く)

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>>70417044
The F, today's snow for you.

>>70417145
確かにそういうのあったけど、日韓トンネルって客観的にみてメリットないんだな

所詮は北朝鮮止まりで日本の物流が欧州や他アジア地域と繋がるわけでもないし

>>70417403
これ、今日のロシアの映像?
寒そう

なんで外人はチーズと差別とfuckの事しか考えて無いんだろう

>>70414473
literal autism

we have enough of you here

>>70417564
いや、暖かかった
マイナス8度

/brit/は宣言なしで適当に誰でも新スレ立てるから

俺の立てたやつ結構スルーされてたんだなー

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>>70417286
今更だけどな
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20170126/k10010853511000.html
http://www.sankei.com/world/news/170126/wor1701260036-n1.html
http://www.chosunonline.com/site/data/html_dir/2017/01/26/2017012602318.html
>>70417516
まだ、生きているらしいぜ
http://ameblo.jp/meijyoujyuutaku-nagoya/entry-11891052729.html
http://dametv2.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/2015/05/post-ccac.html
>>70417591
つか、10代後半から40代までの男は、普通にマンコのことを考えている
>>70417768
時々、遊びに行くと、色々と親切に教えてくれる
イギリス人は教えるのが好き

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how can a woman be so beautiful?

>>70416168
僕のハツなんかどう?<3

>>70417701
> -8
いや、それ寒いから!
風邪ひかないようにね

>>70417701
-8℃で暖かいとは・・・。
今年は暖冬?

>>70417908
Kimchi with maggots

>>70417908
Does she know that a German guy is stalking her?

>>70417949
美味しそう
くださいな

でも、ちゃんと血抜きはしてね

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>>70416430
壁で防げますか?

>>70417982
I'm not a stalker. I'm just a fan and think she's cute and should be the mother of my children

>>70417302
Gay lols

>>70417949
ホルモンと言えばボーデンやろ
>>70417982
if she knew it, she might kill herself
>>70418112
機雷原が可能です

>>70418121
>should be the mother of my children
are you going to rape her?

>>70418329
The saddest part is that Germany is full of cute girls. There even are a lot of Asian girls available here, if he is attracted to Asian girls that much...

>>70418329
i love her so I would never do anything bad to her

>>70418414
I only love my gf. all other women are assholes

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ボーデン ボーデン
レディ ボーデン
>>70418414
>The saddest part is that Germany is full of cute girls
give me one

意地悪を言うのはやめよう。韓国の人だってこのスレッドに来るんだよ。

>>70418495
>give me one
ドイツにおいで!

>>70418564
彼らはバンターを理解します
あなたの違うのです

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>>70418475
また、行きたいな
新婚旅行はロマンチック街道だった

how is like not put money over the table after you fucked her?
how is like having sex for free?

>>70418771
try bilking next time

>>70418771
if you were not born to be a Peru, all things could be possible

>>70418771
what is it like to fuck a japanese girl? i do not know the feeling

>>70418218
>>70418495
うまそう。豚の睾丸いっぺん食ってみたい
吉村昭のエッセイで知った
豚は豚足も好きだ

>>70418907
>what is it like to fuck a girl?
thats what you should be asking

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>>70418937
>豚足
正宗くんすか?

>>70419007
>007?

What is it like to
>never go out to eat lunch with Peru while he talks about exterminating me and my race and jewing the chinese jew while saying "kek" in between every few sentences and talking about all the times when Cindy totally made a pass at him but he was too scared to do anything about it while he's watching k-pop and anime theme songs on his phone
?

[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

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>>70418907
彼>>70418907は どど童貞すか?

>>70419135
>if you were not born to be a Peru, all things could be possible

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is this really how many japanese men feel?

>>70419229
The same feeling as you

>>70419339
>>if you were not born to be a Peru, all things could be possible
off topics

日本のアノンは「君の名は」についてどう思うか?

>>70419378
bit overrated

>>70419378
まだ観てないです。

あーあ
ムラムラしてきた
一発ヌいてくる
またね

cheap is the word
unimaginable cheap

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>>70419378
如何(イカ)にも童貞臭いアニメ
>>70419688
イカにして抜くか
それが問題

>>70419378
http://b.hatena.ne.jp/entry/www.waka-macha.com/entry/2016/08/14/190000

世の中は素晴らしいよね
感動する

>>70419777
what would you do if I fucked Cindy?

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>>70420492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlLrqLryy-Y

木餅井

>>70415588
Tinder is just for cumming in sluts and never seeing them again. There's no reason to be polite.

>>70420942
愛死手瑠

>>70421246
創価
五面

>>70421316
謝羅亡井出

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>tfw no Kikuhime

>>70419229
It's a worldwide feel

what to order at a restaurant ? do they serve omelette du fromage ?

尾奈加吹田

>>70421975
何食辺鯛?

>>70422113
hiyashichuka

I kinda like the SJW behaviour of french women

I remember back then when I was studying at fudan, I was talking with a 7/10 cambodian- french girl, she was smoking suddenly she dropped the smoke from her lungs directly to my face, I feel intimidated a bit, but just a new experience, why she did that?

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Should I really use this in a wedding? I bought this from arc oasis during my trip to japan. Now I am confused whether or not use it after watching a couple of useful videos.

Are cranes a good symbol to use for weddings?

Kamen Rider, why are you a fraudster?

>>70422408
because someone has to be

九層蔵江

>>70422479
黒鷺、白鷺
どっち?

>>70422355
Sure. Crane is very good symbol. There is a saying "Crane lives 1000 years, turtle lives 10000 years". So these animals symbolize health and long life. There's no problem of using it in wedding, I think.

Aside from that, thousands of cranes made of origami hanged on threads are what you give to people who suffer from illness or injury.

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im eating this again

>>70422816
Savage

>>70422816
eww

>>70422761
But this envelope, in particular. Is it OK to use it? Am I not breaking rules?

>Paper cranes
Yeah. i did see a couple of those bundles at a temple in Koyasan

>>70422816
sour cream? bit too much in there

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あんたがいなきゃ困るんだ俺が!

>>70423195
>sour cream
yes

>bit too much in there
no

As a Bio Major/Business Minor, what should my plan be if I want to teach/do research in Japan? I already know I need at least a Doctorate, and I'm taking Japanese classes and will study abroad.

>>70423470
>what should my plan be
step 1: be japanese, we don't want filthy foreigners in our country

>>70423562
>Sweden

But I'm serious, are there any changes in job demographics I should be aware of?

>>70423562
Racis...

>>70423599
Don't assume my nationality

>>70423470
get your phd with a blazing hot topic that will get definitely get you postdoc position in here

>>70422888
I'm not an expert. But I found this page. Here's what to do and what not to do.
http://zexy.net/newlife/manual/mns_yorokobi/chapter2.html
There should be "noshi" on the right top. (Yours is okay)
The gold and silver thread shouldn't be bowknot. Because bowknot could be tied and untied multiple times and it's not good for wedding(I guess yours is okay. The thread forms a shape of shrimp and entwined tightly, right? )
It seems the threads should be 10 pieces in formal protocol, if it's for wedding(but I don't think the couple would get offended even if they are 5 pieces)

>>70423820
>blazing hot topic
Microbiology, medicine, or something like that?

>>70423872
How about turning foreign cells into Japanese cells so you can be 100% Japanese and work in Japan

>>70423917
I don't have 2 atomic bombs on hand, so that may take some time.

>>70423872
thats what you know and decide

>>70423995
Thanks man. On a different note, how long did it take some of you guys to learn Japanese? I'm on my second semester and it doesn't look like it gets too in depth for about another year.

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>>70422888
The back side of the envelope should be like the left, says the page(if it's for wedding).

Are you going to give it to some Japanese couple?

>>70422944
sorry
was busy playing Resident Evil 7
Did you got out just for me?

しっかし日本の習慣でマジめんどくさー
水引の結び方がどーだとか本数が何本だとか...

些細なことで縁起がいいの悪いのとこだわりまくってた江戸時代の名残なのかな

Peru ist ein Lugenbinder

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Can someone translate this?

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>>70422234

peru?

>>70425253
leave him alone
he's buy sperging about french woman

>>70424899
紅白が吉事で黒白が凶事くらいじゃね
むしろこの感覚がない方がおかしい

>>70425455
F - Peru's protector :3

Der/die/das F. ist ein Kleeschlurfer

>>70425253
>>70425455
there was another french girl at fudan, we went in group to eat hamburgers, while eating the hamburgers a jap male classmate received a phonecall from his jap gf , then we were talking about gfs and bfs, the french girl asked me if I have a gf, I responded - no, I dont have a gf, then the french girl said - sometimes its better to say yes I have a gf -

>>70424990
>Cover, information, displayed price, pages' numbers in electronic version of "Young Animals" all correspond to paper version published at the same time. Also, electronic version does not include gravures, appendixes, articles, announcements, etc. Please, be aware of this.

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>>70425455
>>70426134


how many white males with Asian girls did peru see at fudan university?

>>70426241
Thank you!

Am I the hottest person in this thread?
yes

>>70426134
I'm not sure if it's depressing or she's just a retard

>>70426277
not that much at the university , but when returning home I used to see at least 5 AFWM couples per day

>>70426383
>she's just a retard
why?

>>70426330
Fever?
Got food poisoning from that crap? >>70422816

>>70426990
Inferiority complex

>>70426330
the hottest person itt is my gf when I post her

>>70427270
no
her clit is huge

we all have big clit here

>>70427304
your dick is small

>>70427417
your "gf" didn't think that (^:

>>70427444
because it was a dream
I know it, I have them every night

me cant hold back anymore
i'ma eat you all

me cant hold back anymore
i'ma eat my gf out

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>>70426628

will you stay in china for a long period of time like you did in shanghai? or leave when your mission and factory checks are finished?

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I just took a sulfa bath for an hour. Feels good, man. It made me poka poka.

>>70428421
everyone knows you're the same person

>>70424360
Well, actually not. But then again, I just wanna know if it was the right envelope.
I mean, the 30k yen standard is quite high for the people here, with relatives giving almost 30k tops, so what I am trying to do is at least give them the right envelope, especially finding out that there are olso ones for funeral.

And it's also forming the shape of the crane, I guess, as suggested by the paper background and the red wire on the head.

On a side note, I plan to also hand them out lucky charms, the violet ones I bought from Kinkakuji.

>>70424899
むしろそういう風習は明治時代に政府が押し付けたりして広まったのが多い
カレンダーの仏滅とか生まれたのも明治時代が最初
江戸時代なんて言葉も風習も地方によりけりだし

アノンさん、日本はどんなところですか。
俺は”友達”にインタビューをか書きます。

江戸時代の日本人はいい意味でおおらかだったよな

>>70428421
I plan to visit all ASEAN and SEA countries except japan, I mean ignore japan, they are like a fart I know they exist because the sound but I dont wanna smell it

>>70426330
Kako is

>>70431334

kek. but i thought you had dreams of having sex with jap prostitutes peru

Hello. I am a real German
You can ask me anything

>>70433420

are you the foot fetish guy

>>70433485
no

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社畜共よ
社会の歯車として今日も仕事頑張ってね

what do you people think of whites who hate themselves and want to become "japanese"?
the kind of white person who refers to other white people as "stupid gaijin" but considers himself japanese. I'm sure its rare but I met one the other day.

I can't believe how many replies I got in this thread
It shows that you don't hate me

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4161102/Live-die-sword-Brutal-pictures-Samurai.html

>>70413770
美味しそうですね

>>70433699
社畜うるさいよね

バスの入り口に立ち止まる高校生に公共交通を使わせるべきではない
あれをしたらアウト!今日からどんなにひどい天気でも歩きだよ!って
もう

I want to kill myself in thailand but I dont want my family to waste money in repatriating my dead body
what do?

>>70436139
use an acid bath with the drain on a timer

>>70436139
copycat

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>>70436139

no peru, don't do it peru. we will miss you too much

pls peru

what does this mean? tao posted it on instagram (posted this on wrong thread by accident lol)

taookamoto日本でもファンの多い、私のモデル仲間である ハネ ギャビー オディール @hannegabysees が、間性(インターセックス)であることを告白しました。同じ境遇で悩んだり、差別を受けている人々、そしてインターセックスを知らない世界中の人々の理解と認識の向上のために勇気ある行動をとってくれたハネ。不必要な手術を受けさせられることについても言及しています。インターセックスとして出生する確率は1.7%、これは赤毛をもって生まれてくる出生率とほぼ一緒です。彼女の素晴らしい告白が日本の皆さんにも伝わるといいなと思い日本語でシェアさせて貰いました。彼女のインタビュー全文(英文)は彼女のバイオリンクから。

>>70436653
インターセックスってなに
ふたなりのこと?

>>70426990
まゆゆwww

>>70436798
yes actually, it means you have both male and female genitals

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>>70436515
imagine the good feel of sleeping forever

>>70436011
言えばいいのに

>>70423833

Anyways, japanon, thanks for the help!

>>70437040
it's not good for the people who like you
oh...
suicide might be good in your case

>>70437398
なんて言えばいい?
わがまますすぎて話が通じる相手と思えない
どうせ笑われるし

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学校に文句言えばいいんでねーの?

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>>70437040
but I like you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04OtMCyLK9Q&t=220

I'm the so called koreaboo
but I'm also another person in this thread
do you know who?

>>70438165
taorila

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Help, what do I say?

>>70438165

the foot fetisher

>>70438165
the faggot?

>>70438310
ご馳走様

Bonjour I'm The F.
Je suis la amour de baguette

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>>70438759

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>>70438801

>>70431057
いまあの調子ならネット中心に叩かれて晒し者にされそうだ

>>70431057
お前江戸時代から生きてるのか?

おはようございます。

こんにちはございます

>>70439850
おはよう、何してるの?

>>70429185
昭和風なボトルでいいね。
調べてみたら、もう売ってない商品らしいけど、どこで手に入れたの?

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Suddenly, Tommy Lee Jones

God damn, this little town is so fucking aesthetic.

>>70439866
「こんにちは」に「ございます」を付けるのはおかしい

>>70439866
こんばんはございます。
>>70439905
風邪ひいたから寝てるw
君は?

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>>70439989
Forgot pic.

>>70440035
Are you on break time now?

>>70439998
日本語を勉強。日本人を喋る。

>>70439998
出ちゃぁう~ございます

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>>70440070
Yeah. I get one day off a week, and I requested it be today. I didn't sleep that well last night (fucking roosters start cackling at 2 in the morning) and my body is worn out. So today I relax.

>>70440035
seems slum

>>70440107
Where are you?

>>70439916
かわいそうな武藤鉦製薬が自殺ブームで倒産する前に俺が購入してストックしてたのを、今日開封した。周りにアトピーの子供を持った親とかいたらあげようかなって思ってたけど、そういうこともなく、俺のアトピーが久しぶりに発症したので使った。

>>70440084
日本人と喋る*
日本語を勉強中か、頑張ってね!( ´ ▽ ` )

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>>70440128
It's a bit derelict, but that adds to the charm.

>>70440143
A little town in the Kyushu mountains.

>>70440084
>日本人を喋る
日本人をしゃぶる*

>>70439925
I actually completed a set of BOSS.

The ROAST FARM one (From Lawson) was the best IMO.

>>70440161
ありがと、日本語は難しいね、僕はばか感じる。でも、私は勉強。

>>70440185
ありがと

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I've decided to stay one month in each region of Japan, in order to visit every region in one year.

I told the old couple I'm staying with yesterday, and they were a little sad but understanding.

I'm making arrangements to go to Chugoku in late February. There's some hippie cafe/farm/craft studio that seems very interesting who's already responded to me.

>>70440231
>日本語は難しいね
日本語のほうが簡単です
なぜなら大半の日本人は日本語喋れますが、英語は喋れません

遠くの外人には素直になれるのに、近くの日本人には素直になれない僕

What does it mean if someone responds with ”おお”?

>>70440337
他人には親切にして身内に厳しいのは日本人によくあること
ま、遠くの外人てお客さんだからね

>>70440346
ooh?

>>70440156
へえ、混ぜたら自殺セットのできあがりなのな。
アトピー大変そうだな。
お風呂入って調子はどう?
>>70440185
こらこら、ノルちゃん、止めなさいw
真面目な彼は信じちゃったじゃないかw

>>70440409
I know that, but does it have any sort of connotations around it?

>>70440346
Depend on context

>>70440425
何信じる?

>>70440490
君の笑顔

>>70440490
しゃぶる=suck desu

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>>70440510
>>70440535
私は出る

>>70440425
調子はいいです。肌がしっとりすべすべして痒くならない。硫黄の甘い匂いがしてなんか落ち着く。

白骨温泉のお湯が枯渇したとき、この製品使って誤魔化してたんだぜw
あとでバレて謝罪してたけどw
それぐらいできのいい製品だった。それに価格がとても安かった。社会の貴重な財産が失われてしまった。

>>70440035
There is a shrine's gate,isn't it?
Have you ever entered the shrine?

>>70440035

looks like a chink shithole

>>70440615
あほな自殺が流行らなければ
インキンに効果あったんだよな610ハップ

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>>70440425
ごめん
二度としない

>>70439925
how new

japanese is wothless
kill yourself

>>70440656
怒られてやんのwww m9(＾д＾)プギャー

>>70440638
Not yet. But I would like to.

>>70440640
>he doesn't appreciate the aesthetics of derelict urban environments surrounded by nature
Truly plebian taste.

>>70439925
He is casted series of the can coffee TV commercial.

>>70440615
へえー、良さそうだな。
絶版だと聞くと余計に惜しい気持ちになる。
>白骨温泉のお湯が枯渇したとき
そんな事件、あったね!これ使ってたのかwww

I don't think I can sleep with my gf
my dick is just too big

>>70440764
Your hands are just small

>>70440567
まあまあ、そんな事、言わずにゆっくりして行ってよ。
>>70440656
ﾖｼﾖｼ( ,,´・ω・)ﾉ"(' ω ' ｡)
ところで、君は眠くないのかい?

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>>70440764

>>70440831
ワカリマーシター
ユクーリー
シテイキマース
(代返)

暇だ
オナるかな

>>70440885
なにその近未来っぽいデザイン

>>70440831
さっきサッカーの試合を見てたら2時間ぐらい居眠りしちまったから今は全然眠くない
既に狂ってる僕の寝る時間が悪化しそう

>>70440641
寄生虫症や真菌感染症にも効果あるんだよな。

>>70440727
昔2chの610ハップ愛好家スレで、成分表示上は同じ組成の農薬があるとの報告が書かれてたけど、農薬だものなぁ…。実際に入浴剤として使ってみたら「肌がピリピリした」ということだった。

>>70440693
>I would like to
(´∀｀)b
You live in Fukuoka,don't you?
I recommend you to go 太宰府天満宮(dazaifu-tenmangu) oneday.
The shrine is very famous desu.

What's the best way to apologize for being rude or intrusive? I feel like すみません isn't really enough, nor does it explain what I'm sorry about.

>>70441023
邪魔してすみません

>>70441023
Send a picture of yourself doing ジャパニーズDOGEZA.

I will make a new thread for my gf

>>70441062
no, I mean for being rude in conversation. I asked this guy what kind of job he had and I'm not sure if I came across like dick (I know virtually nothing about polite forms).

I'll make a non-autistic thread at 310.

>>70441137
よろしく頼みます

>>70441023
コソコソ

NEW THREAD
>>70441171
>>70441171
>>70441171
>>70441171
>>70441171
>>70441171

>>70441023
ごめんなさい、二度としません
したら、自殺します、信じてください
おいおい待って待って信じてくれ!
ほら、チンコ出せ、、俺、俺、俺、しゃぶさせる
それやったら、俺を信じさせる?

>>70441116
なんか込み入った事聞いてすいませんテヘ!

>>70441192
>>70441214
ありがと、彼女は愛し。

>>70440954
>既に狂ってる僕の寝る時間が悪化しそう
一度狂うと、元に戻すのが大変だよね。
>>70440984
>農薬がある
へえ、効果はあるが、刺激が強いから人によるって感じなのか。

One day I'll be better than Sean Lennon