power stance edition
>your uber's here
no gf and no hope of gf make anon something something
All Australians should be killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkmODfy8K3k
>>70418023
get on big daves level
davey cameron is a pie
>>70418074
Can't agree more
>>70418064
https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/findom/
>>70418081
whincing
The gf
>>70418143
ugly
too muscular
>>70418143
hello you nigger
>>70418143
get higher standards
>>70418168
>what did you just say about the Korean peninsula?
>>70418219
*Gulps*
Uhh..u-u-umm it's v-v-very...N-n-nice..
*Sweats profusely*
>>70418219
it's shit
>>70418219
I know a tranny when i see one
>>70418219
LONDON
>>70418219
>when you see her without makeup for the first time
Why is Canada so much better than America?
>>70418284
course you do
>>70418219
*pulls off her nose*
haha got your nose
Did a poo and it weighed 6lbs. Wew.
Hate liberals
>>70418326
t. your mum circa [your age] years ago
>>70418351
I was 8lbs.
>>70418370
yeah, in your bra
looking up people i've known in life and shaming myself at all the things they've done
>EU will remain top investor against climate change, in defiance of Donald Trump's policies
>'We, Europeans, must lead the free world against climate sceptics'
>europe
>lead the free world
kek'ing maniacally at this. europeans don't even have free speech
Remove kebab in London now!!
>>70418395
you into cuckolding mate?
>>70418284
I'll trust you on this one. Here's the source 'gram
https://www.instagram.com/hyomini_/
>>70418406
They've got fantastic healthcare though.
>>70418406
>Be american
>Burn a piece of cloth
>Get put in jail
>>70418394
What
>>70418074
This.
Should at least stop the unfunny cunts from making threads on /int/
>>70418465
subsidised by US healthcare system
>>70418482
>this man who does not understand the first amendment is currently the president of the united states
oh dear
>>70418482
That's a bait tweet. He's directly referring to a piece of Hillary legislation.
>>70418508
My ISP is banned from making threads on all of 4chan.
>>70418515
What kind people.
gang gang
>>70418531
amendments are a form of revisionism
revisionism is for commies
ergo the first amendment isn't valid
QED
>>70418406
Netherlands is also picking up our third world abortion tab. Feels good desu. Now they just need to up their military spending.
>>70418539
how did that come about
>>70418538
No he isn't
>>70418538
>That's a bait tweet.
A lot of his are. He likes fucking with people. Even the dumb ones are pandering to his supporters.
>>70418482
Why does he always type like a fucking spastic?
>>70418555
An Hiro is trying to promote pass sales.
>>70418620
he has dyslexia
the 'f
>>70418572
That bill (S.1911, The Flag Protection Act of 2005) was co-sponsored by Clinton, and proposed in part:
Any person who shall intentionally threaten or intimidate any person or group of persons by burning, or causing to be burned, a flag of the United States shall be fined not more than $100,000, imprisoned for not more than 1 year, or both.
You'd do well to keep your mouth shut from now on.
Think I've stumbled on something pretty good
>>70418620
140 character limit, you mong.
The call that saved Bangalore
>>70418668
>the primary purpose of intimidation or inciting immediate violence or for the act of terrorism
Quite a key part you forgot to include there :^)
>>70418700
That's not a valid excuse.
>>70418723
>this damage control
Sad!
Snape killed Dumbledore!
>>70418668
>>70418723
Rumbled desu.
>>70418753
You've got a 2000 character limit and all your posts are shit.
Ahh yes, normie memes
>>70418766
Such a sneaky basterd isn't it??
wondering what Indian women in India are lke
>>70418782
>samefagging
Bit sad m8
Eating jam on toast lads :3
>>70418794
haha i like it
did you make this?
>>70418787
That's cool and all but I'm not the president of the USA. Call it a privilege of being nobody.
Why are you whiteknighting for an old bald guy, anyway?
>>70418816
She is Indian?? She looks more middle eastern.
>>70418837
What kind of jam?
Imagine having two victorian maids you turned into slaves
>>70418816
either servants or rarely seen in public
t. been there
>>70418858
you do realise that india is a huge and very diverse nation?
>>70418858
Moron.
>>70418859
Bonne Maman Four Fruits Preserve
>>70418858
"Hardcore Indian"
https://www.instagram.com/tisha.h2so4/
>>70418845
I'm not whiteknighting him. I'm insulting you. Mong.
>>70418876
No
>>70418878
Mkay
>>70418900
Well I have to admire her middle eastern look
>>70418871
Did you rate it? Haven't heard much positives about visiting India.
life is really meh unless you're good looking
>>70418845
Don't bother m8. You're not allowed to criticize Trump on this website.
Doomsday Clock has been moved closer to midnight lads
We're gonna make it
Wouldn't mind a willy shoved up my bumhole right about now lads
any volunteers?
>>70418895
My kind of jam ;p
>>70418951
Even if you're average looking it's decent
Guardian printed a fake 1984 quote some twat made up on Twitter thinking it was real lol
>>70418965
W E W
E
W
Having a giant mane of hair definitely seems to be popular in some part of India. Bit much hey.
the internet gives us almost unlimited knowledge and we use it to post pictures of retarded finnish frogs
>>70418926
I had a great time but I was there for a wedding so I stayed with a pretty rich family and they put us up for most of it
The poverty is obviously quite shocking, and there really isn't much worth visiting outside of what you can guess: Taj Mahal, Golden Temple and that
My Indian friend describes the people as "overly friendly but with no manners", which is pretty spot on. Everyone's an annoying combination of trying to help you, woefully inept, and trying to get your money
Goa was different because it's very obviously the holiday location, but if you go too far from the hotels then you're right back in live-cables-overhead, cows-everywhere India
>>70419020
Holy shit hes about to go super saiyan
nyehhh what's up doc?
>>70418992
How stupid are they? You'd think a journalist would know that you don't actually see Big Brother in the book
>Orwell
Stop reading hack authors
>>70418983
decent, meh, same thing
>How stupid are they? You'd think a journalist would know that you don't actually see Big Brother in the book
>>70419033
Wish I knew rich people. India sounds like a real mess. And not the fun kind like Southeast Asia.
>>70419083
It is a mess but if you have a reason to go and contacts there, it can be a great place to visit
The family I went with are Sikhs from Amritsar, it's so remote and rural that a lot of kids there had never met white people before, we were treated like celebrities
>>70419139
NONCE
reading culture of critique
>>70419078
Average 4chain user
Happy australia day lads
>>70418816
Riddled with parasites
>>70419149
fuck are you on about
>>70419139
vaguely reminds me of the time i met an australian who'd never seen snow before and we made snowmen and went sledding together
>>70419171
T-that's a redditor!
Our mortal enemies!
REEEEEEEEEE
wish i had one of those really powerful voices
i always wonder what it was like for people like james earl jones as a teenager with that voice
Wow lads
Really makes you think
https://twitter.com/BVB/status/824558029706256384
wtf is fannymilk
>>70419263
they rolled out a big banner before saying refugees welcome before
>>70419294
that was before, yeah? just checking
>have such a significant overbite that I regularly puncture my gums with my canines
>>70419219
Both sides have autistic people
>>70419307
ahaha... very funny...
*heems you*
>>70419264
pee mixed with natural lube
lappy has started to run frustratingly slow
>>70419294
#You'llNeverWalkAlone
>>70419360
install gentoo
I'm cream crackered lads, can't keep up with this
got a job in stoke (newcastle) lads
recommend a good part to live in. and by good i mean okay, because i know it's a shithole.
Getting the daily dose of Secular Talk with Kyle Kulinski
Who bog pilled here?
>>70419375
classic gimmick
What's your favourite number between 0 and 100? personally I'm quite fond of 73.
>doing dips
>rear delt is killing me
what to heck
Didn't have a benzo to take before the dentist so I took 2.5g of GHB aND my appointment is in an hour and I'm fucked
>>70419406
Newcastle itself is probably the best bit of Stoke, apart from maybe Trentham
Avoid Hanley apart from to use Strength Asylum
>>70419438
muscle imbalance
or you're not bracing your shoulder blades
>>70419431
69
haha
just sat on the bog for half an hour
managed to squeeze out 5 poo pebbles
>>70419429
Glad you enjoyed it. Knew you'd appreciate it.
>>70419494
>bracing your shoulder blades
how do i do it, should i shrug or should i set them down like when you're deadlifting?
>>70419496
Story of my life haha
>>70419431
69
the sex number
*walks toward you*
Nth for salty englishmen
>>70419360
run ccleaner
>>70419507
replace "the bog" with "walmart mobility scooter" and you're probably right
>>70419505
more like when you're benching or squatting. The best way to describe it is to do a t-rex impression
>>70419458
alri thanks la, that answers the gym question too.
>>70419431
49, 7^2
always enjoyed that one
>>70419431
probs e ~2.718 desu
>>70419496
>>>/out/
president toilet bog fart
>>70419523
nice skirt mary
Not sure if anyone here remembers me posting but I went out with that Tranny from Jeremy Kyle again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifrcr5fxmaE
Vid related when she was on Jezza
Anyway, things went a bit better this time, I got a handy j without having to do anything too her. I did end up paying for all her drinks again though which cost me about 80 quid total. But I guess Im happy with that, she sent me a picture of her ass if you lads want to see it.
need to see a hairy arsehole right now
Glad we don't have any poofters who like even numbers in this thread
>>70419532
just tried another set with my shoulders set as if they were benching and it felt a lot better, cheers la
>>70419603
This
The ol' 'dit? I love that place
>>70419599
looks like you're in luck mate >>70419594
>>70419594
isn't she a lot older than you
does she pass any better now?
what haircut you lads have?
>>70419599
where is that yank when you need him
>>70419474
>first response
My nigga
>>70419661
short back and sides
Cor Blimey
Cannot WAIT until all the twenty and thirty somethings who live abroad in places like Thailand and think that they are living some sort of superior life realise that they don't want to grow old wherever they are, so they return to the UK and try to start some sort of meaningful life there but get thwarted at every possible opportunity when employers won't touch them with a bargepole.
abnormal levels of aggression
>>70419672
matey on the left
he knows
>>70419661
haven't had a haircut since november 2014
>>70419594
oh god you posted this in /britfeel/ too
stop it
>>70419670
good lad, solid haircut
>>70419661
been cutting my own hair for ten years
Cannot WAIT until I die
>>70419661
not had a haircut since 2003 desu
>>70419679
Why wouldn't they want to grow old in Thailand?
Retired people often move there, Thailand's elderly care is top notch.
>>70419636
poofta
>Britain
>White
do you think the US might go into a civil war?
>>70419594
>she sent me a picture of her ass if you lads want to see it.
post
>>70419672
>>70419594
i'm disgusted to the point of nausea
but still, show us the bum pic la
>>70419594
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifrcr5fxmaE [Embed]
that woman is feral
Can't decide if buying an old Impreza with the blue and gold colour scheme is Deano or not. Feel like indulging my inner chav
*starts banging my fists on the desk*
BUM BUM BUM BUM
>>70419733
Realise that their Thai wife is only with them because of money and that makes the relationship meaningless, that they miss being around other people like themselves, that they really just want to take their white son to his first football match or walk with their white daughter around a nice leafy park, etc.
>>70419670
me 2
>>70419594
Absolute fucking STATE of your life.
>>70419750
>>70419787
i posted it here
>>>/r9k/34428145
not getting banned
>>70419802
creasing
>>70419800
very deano
buy an old audi 90 20v
>>70419836
does he look less like a dragqueen than he does in that video?
Sincerely hate every element about air travel, especially the part where I end up several hundred kilometres away from my home toilet.
*ups the tempo*
BUMBUMBUMBUM
*sees >>70419836*
*throws hands in the air*
WAHEYYYYY
we love you, tranny bum, we do
we love you, tranny bum, we do
we love you, tranny bum, we DO
OHHH tranny bum we love you
*marches off singing there's only one tranny bum*
>>70419889
i used to like it when netflix and stuff didn't exist, the selection of movies was great but now i can get that at home anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNcdKFRgN6o
>>70419594
>>70419835
this, fucking this, you are BEYOND runt
>>70419661
Like Robbie Savage when he had long hair.
Probably should get it cut but I can't be arsed desu.
>>70419836
So it's got a vagina then.
>>70419874
feel like it's more just a chav car than Deano
Deano buys a new German box he can't afford on finance
>>70419804
you seem to know a lot about thai brides
>>70419918
fuck off thailad, rude cunt
>>70419931
yes.
Ideal female height and weight?
>>70419942
for you
>>70419959
6'4 brick shithouse
>>70419948
>blow her first
>vagina
im fuggin confused
>>70419959
5'4 and 58kg
>shia got arrested for pushing someone and grabbing their scarf
farcical imo
>>70419959
5'5"
9st 5lbs
>>70419939
subarus are driven by yoopie douchebags around here
doing a poo at work thinking about the spliff I prerolled to smoke after
>>70419939
It's chav dad.
The kind of thing they upgrade to when they need room for three kids in the back.
OH TRANNY BUM
THE PIPES THE PIPES
ARE CALL-ING
>>70419988
>yuppie douchebags buy a road version of a rally car
>>70419959
between 5'10 and 6' and THICCC
>>70419948
>no penis
was rooting for you and all
fucking dropped
>>70419959
6'4 and 60kg
>>70419959
5'4 and THICC tbqh
>>70419959
5' 7" - 5' 11"
120-135 lbs
debate me
>>70420028
i'm just saying if you want a cheap fun car with some power then an old audi 90 quattro 20v is a good option
i drove one for five years
>>70420073
>not an AE86
utter and total runt
>dating a fucking tranny off jeremy kyle, spending 80 quid for its drinks and giving it blowjobs
LMAO
>>70420001
good lad
>>70420095
i said cheap my dude
>>70419942
>Ahh yes, my huge increase in popularity with women has nothing to do with the fact that I come from a western country, it must be because these traditional women respect a traditional man when they see one
>>70419959
a girl should be atleast 8 inches lower than the man
jaguar land rover pride of solihull
>>70420054
Only person with good taste here.
More height -> more leverage
>>70420161
lewd
>>70420169
solihull mentioned
>>70419942
>Ahh yes, my huge increase in popularity with women has nothing to do with the fact that they live in a third world shithole and want a better life and recognise that as a westerner I can provide that, it must be because these traditional women respect a traditional man when they see one
gym advice lad are you still here
now i'm setting my shoulders back during dips as you said, but my collar bone is hurting
what do
the only thing that stops the boredom is sleep
>>70420195
rampant rorkism
proud deano here
>>70420169
>Jaguar and Land Rover are the same group, one company making 4x4s and the other making road cars
>road car bit makes a 4x4
What's next? A Land Rover city hatchback?
>>70420209
Wish I could sleep all day every day.
>>70420233
I have deano tendancies
>>70420201
not him but try changing the width of the bars
or do what i do and don't bother doing dips, however i try to do them it's uncomfortable, DB incline and close grip bench work fine anyway
>>70420123
HAHAHA
Any 'ce man in
https://youtu.be/JtHIvuRDLvc
>>70420169
TOO MANY white men in that room
What can you expect from someone called Wayne?
>>70420123
Is he still popular? I swear /brit/ threads were just flooded with peng-isms, but now? Nary a peng in sight.
>>70420225
meet me outside in two mins runt
resi 7 for 24 quid lads
>>70420294
depends, is his last name King?
>BBC lost out on rights to any qualifiers for the 2018 world cup, 2020 euros and 2022 world cup
Ahh yes ITV
>>70420209
Only boring people get bored
Get some interests and hobbies
>>70420315
Yes
>>70420268
>changing the width of the bars
can't, it's a fixed dipping station. I will do bench later, but i just have this in my room and like to try and bang out at least 100 odd dips a day, my new years resolution is to get better at calisthenics
>>70420095
>power
>86
One of these things is not like the other
>>70420330
heh, wanking
>>70420169
Where are chloe and reece
>>70420319
can't
>>70420255
same. maybe 30 minutes of awake time for a wake
>>70420341
POWER
TO
WEIGHT
FATBOY
My God Europoors are so fucking dumb when they claim that the United States has the most stringent immigration policy in the world.
>WHADDA YA MEAN I CANT JUST WALK IN LIKE A COUNTRY IN THE EU???
Even for Europeans who are supposedly discriminated against in this regard they should know that becoming a citizen of any EU country is impossible unless you have blood ties or are very educated. Only Europe gets away with a blatantly Eurocentric immigration policy and not the US which will endlessly be reinterpreted to siphon even more runoff from the world.
>>70420318
Oh god no England vs Luxembourg might have adverts
Couldn't care less
>Go to a rolls royce employer talk at uni
>"Before you ask, we aren't the ones who make the cars, we mainly make aircraft engines"
There weren't many people there so I felt too rude to leave after they said that
>>70420294
Wayne Brady?
such a trainwreck of an accent
https://twitter.com/BenTheTim/status/824581719152095232
>>70420398
Shan't
>>70420319
I used to have hobbies but in the end I decided that just sitting doing nothing passes the time just as well.
>>70420367
0-100 is still nearly 9 seconds
It's all about the touge
>>70420398
I hope she's getting deported, what a bitch
>>70420410
hes dead right though
>>70420398
haha yeah...
fuck off yank
>>70420398
dont think a single pixel of this massive blob of letters even entered my brainspace for a microsecond
>>70420410
>not surrey
>>70420408
Yes
the original thailad is a bender
I am superior in every way
>>70420398
Ahh yes Europe has such a eurocentric immigration system that 2 million Syrians came in the last few years and all the western European countries are accepting tonnes of non refugee 3rd worlders every year
>>70420480
surrey?
>>70420398
That's strange. How can someone with no citizenship / permanent residency get into uni?
>>70420520
mentioned
>>70420404
Rolls-Royce cars is just a brand name used by BMW m8.
>>70420527
protected by cities
>>70418219
I was just saying how I bet one of them Koreans could never crush my balls with her high heels hahaha
*crosses fingers*
>>70420577
don't know what this means
>>70420536
Surrey is the nicest place in England
t.live there
>>70420410
>Wahh wahh wahh my club is one of the best in the country with loads of money, fans all over the world and great players
Why are some people so fucking entitled? Cunts have supported a team that will always be in the premier league and have won the champions league in their lifetimes
Get fucked whinging Scouse twat
>>70420611
me too until I was 8
>>70420586
there's some cities in america where illegal immigrants are allowed to stay
*sprints into the thread with my arms out making loud plane noises*
EEEEEEEERRRRRR
*clothelines two Australians with my wings as I run past*
BRRRRRMMMM
>>70420622
ah yes, work
where did you go to?
>>70420631
how does that work? aren't you breaking federal laws by being undocumented
>>70420611
surrey to hear that
>>70420656
I don't know
>>70420677
well find out
>>70420586
From what I understand: the federal government controls the country's borders, but states can choose to ignore immigrants legal status once they're within their territory (since a state's laws can override federal laws). This leads to so-called "sanctuary cities" where many undocumented immigrants live.
>>70420640
Cambridgeshire
>>70419527
Replace "scooter" with "your face" and I am right
daddy stop hitting meeeee
>>70420733
Thats still nice
Anyone got experience with prostatitis?
>>70420781
Sure is
>>70420732
ayo thats dumb
>The land inside this imaginary line is better than this other one, I'll give my life to defend it!!!
>>70420823
>>70418206
looks the same
>>70420841
One of those villages or a town?
>>70420745
>walmart mobility your face
ah yes, it took you 44 minutes to come up with that
>>70420805
didn't some lad on /r9k/ have that cos he didn't wash and had been wearing the same underwear for 9 months without washing?
>>70420841
What's the actual question that's based on?
>>70420871
London Zoo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pAQvc__JNWA
NEW
LITTLE
T
LADS
>>70420900
average american school
>>70420875
I can taste your tears from here
Rank these from best to worst:
>Tall, below average face
>Average face, average height
>Above average face, below average height
>>70420871
such vibrant culture
>>70420841
ahaha serbscum are pussies
>>70420928
>Average face, average height
>Above average face, below average height
>Tall, below average face