/éire/ + /celt/

>>70398808
forget the past. stop merkel now.

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excellent edition

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>>70398808
GOOD post

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Me and the boys out to root out some saxons

>>70398808
I honestly never knew who Conor Mcregor was before I started posting on /éire/

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>>70398808
Reminder that those who have big eastern estates make your average Irish Times writer seem like Patrick Pearse, and should be liquidated.

reminder that primogeniture is the singularly least Irish way of dividing your property on death introduced here by the sasanach

>>70398840
thats up to you mo chara

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TOWNIES AND FUCKERS JEALOUS OF MY LAND BTFO

WE'LL SEE HOW SUCCESSFUL YOU ALL ARE WHEN THE ECONOMY COLLAPSES AND YOU ALL LOSE YOUR WORTHLESS JOBS, FARMING IS SAFE, YOU FAT CUNTS NEED TO EAT

Going to bed, have to up early to WORK

au revoir you jealous cunts

FUUUUCCCKKK I NEVER GET TO MAKE THE FUCKING THREADS

FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS THREAD

FUCK OOOFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

RRRUUUUAAAARRRRRRRHHHHH

>>70398915

not possible.

i genuinely want to fight someone from /éire/, lads.
none of this queer meetup shite, just go bate the bollocks out of each other

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>>70398797
Put aside the cultural inferiority of Dublin for a minute and realise that the urban proletariat should join with the rural people against the remnants of English land-theft and the new scourges of international capitalism.

>>70398930
shut the fuck up

>>70398930
Youre a fucking prod lad. dont deny it. no actual catholics own land in ireland. the penal laws didnt allow it. youre obviously a filthy hun.

NOW GIZ UR FUCKIN CATTLE

>>70398921
you are joking right? playing too much CK2? The penal laws brought in land division among sons which crippled rural ireland and was a major cause for the famine

>>70398915
even i knew who he was lad
>>70398979
have you never heard of the land war?

>>70398979
yeah quite a few big farmers are CoI

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WE NEED TO RECLAIM BALLYHAUNIS FROM THE THROES OF ISLAM


DEUS VULT

>>70398915
t. weeb

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>>70398808
But Germans are our friends.

>>70398930
>FARMING IS SAFE
Not with that upcoming CAP reform.

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>>70398959
Pic related is me

I'll HEEM you

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>>70399001

>>70398915
To be fair, the bandwagon only knew who he was 2 years ago.

>>70399001
>the penal laws
huwhat

land was divided among sons by the youngest son in the family who picked the last share which encouraged him to divide it equally

>>70399042
irish "men" like this and jedward really make me hang my head in shame

thank fuck those two queer spastics died out

>>70398979
Of course I'm not a fucking Prod

One of the biggest farces in Irish history was the Land Commision after the war of Independence

Wealthy Irish Catholic farmers who had previously been supporters of the IRA benefited massively, my family was one of them, when they read out the bi annual church collection of donations my family was always at the top

We're rich catholics, get over it and STAY JEALOUS TOWNIES

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>i genuinely want to fight someone from /éire/, lads.

>none of this queer meetup shite, just go bate the bollocks out of each other

>>70399032
I don't watch anime
I don't watch UFC either

>>70399039
how are they our friends? They raped us with austerity and the bailouts

>>70399042
is that the youtube quare

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>>70399099
>They raped us with austerity and the bailouts
Sure it was all in good fun.

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>>70399088
nothing nore irish than HEEMing people, saxon

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the germanic menace is also responsible for the genocide of Native Americans

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Me v fat inbred culchielad

unleash my Thaistyle on little king billy and his wealthy protestant family

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>>70399082
>I-I'm not one of t-those lickspittle land thieves
>I-I'm one of this other type

Land Commission 2: Electric Boogaloo when?

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>tfw fully responsible for the great /eire/ revival of '16

>>70399171
Literally don't care about some savages with good cheekbones

>>70399188
Nah it was me

I spammed a bunch of threads back in mid-October

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SCOTLAND OUT

ANGLO-IRISH UNION WHEN???

>>70399188
that was me, sorry

>>70399227
disgusting

>>70399188
what the fuck is wrong with these bogdanof freaks

even farmerlad isnt this inbred

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>>70399223

Nah it was me

>>70399227
Seánín

>>70399188
Would literally be dead without me.

>>70399232
We had 3 times more threads the week you were gone cunt.

>>70399227
1542, back when the guy who wanks off cows got his land.

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>>70399039
>>70399099
Wait a second, does frogweeb work as an EU bureaucrat in Strasbourg?

>>70399182
>lenin pepe.png
>is wojack
disgraceful

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Take the bogpill boys.

>>70399182
Reddit

>>70399079
You sound jelly

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When can we return to being a happy and violent underdeveloped nation? can the EU just fuck off and leave us in squalor again? bastards ruining the gaelic way of life

>>70399039
Will change fuck all for me, I run a productive farm which the EU is trying to encourage not to mention I turn a healthy profit without EU subsidies, in fact without the EU the price of my produce would rise substantially

Now FUCK OFF ANIME CUNT

>>70399252
>>70399274
>>70399182
>>70399173
Pure pure JEALOUSLY.

Don't worry lads, like I said, it's in the Irish gene, begrudgery and jealousy, just face it, you're all the sons of sons who were cheated out of farms, you lost in the lottery of life. Accept that and move on.

>>70399188
All me.

>>70399372

Good post.

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>>70399001
>from Lawes of Ireland, expressing shock at the division of land among illegitimate children/children of other wives as well as the legitimate children from the first wife or 'cét muintre':
>lands... descended in course of gavelkinde & were partible among the males only, in which division the bastards had their portions as well as the legitimate
AMACH SASANACH

>>70399372
Unfortunately can't happen
We need to remain developed so England can't murder us again

>>70399380
I thought you were going to bed you autistic shite

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>>70399292
Wew

>>70399372
That's the superior way of life desu.

>>70399380
>you're all the sons of sons who were cheated out of farms
No, we're the sons of FAMILIES cheated out of farms by the likes of your lickspittle clan. Probably got an English surname or an anglicised one to boot.

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>>70399415
I am now. Was just checking the CCTV to make sure there aren't any filthy poles trying to steal my tools.

Oíche mhaith losers

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>>70399380
>Will change fuck all for me, I run a productive farm which the EU is trying to encourage not to mention I turn a healthy profit without EU subsidies, in fact without the EU the price of my produce would rise substantially
Your story is becoming less believable with every post you make.

Nice warm harp lads

Shagged yer ma

>>70399483
>>70399501
fuck off

>>70399479
That's what I hear at IFA meetings, I'm not a fucking legislator

Now fuck off anime cunt

Oiche mhaith for good

>>70399453
how the fuck could your family survive without anglicizing their names

>>70399511
Or what?

>>70399453
Does it count as anglicised if you kept the Mc?

>>70399545
Or I'll heem ye XD LOL I said it again

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oíche mhaith

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>>70399517
>That's what I hear at IFA meetings,
>trusting the IFA
Quality.

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>>70399412
But nothing that has been done since the likes of cattlecuck's *cough* "Free State" government took over has threatened the English.

We should have gone full Ailtírí na hAiséirghe mode desu.

>>70399532
The fact that you have to ask says it all.

What was it Pearse said about degradation and pride?

>>70399561
Half marks.

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Irish weather

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Táin Bó Cúailnge 2: Árd REEEEEE edition when?

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>mfw someone says the troubles was about religion

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Spent more time trying to get the mods to work than I probably will once (if) I ever get them working.

so did you all go to bed past 12?

>>70400329
Surprised at the drop off desu.

>>70400393
delighted, now I keep up with all the messages without paying attention.

Hope that lad keeps up with this message

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Hope this message passes by that lad.

>>70400393
Farmboy was the life and soul of this thread and last one

just finished a MASSIVE plate of cottage's pie
absolutely slathered it in wostersheer sauce so i did. absolutely delicious.

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>>70400591
Wrong on both counts.

Shatpost at the end of one and the beginning of the other, fecked off before could be BTFO.

Plus he revealed himself as the least Irish person in these threads. Dubs are more Irish than land-hoarding types. I'd even say Swissyank is more Irish than him, since SY has appreciation and not contempt for the Irish and the Irish experience.

LADS need some CHOONS

>>70400757
give me a few minutes and I'll dig up some top tier anime tunes

>>70400808
hmmm yeh sounds good mate take your time

*closes tab*

>*closes tab*
We did it.

>>70400882
Haha, it was all a ruse, I don't have any anime music.

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>>70400882
you did it lad
we've liberated the north

*does the ctrl+shift+t*

Alri what did i miss

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>>70400925
yeah fuck off back to /brit/

>>70400954
hmm SHALL not

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still up

>>70400913
Northern Ireland*

>>70402406
agus mise

Most cancerous general by far. Nuke éire.

>>70402696
who are you?
the east yank or west brit?

>>70402929
The Algerian

Barely five minutes into The Young Pope.
This is gonna some kind of dank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEx01zi1MUk

>>70404951
its ten in the evening lmao

just did 40 pushups lads
those who can do 40 pushups are more irish than those who cannot твн
the irishness goes up with each pushup, naturally

>>70406468
Fair play lad

Most I ever did was 75, working towards 100

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maidin mhaith

>>70399227
can you put black in the flag for St David pls?

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>>70406468
I can do about 40 on a good day

>>70398808

>Implying the Western Roman """Empire""" hadn't already fallen by the time Alaric sacked Rome
>Catlick Papism = Christendom

lmao

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>>70399303
take the real bogpill senpai

Móra na maidín daoibh buachaillí

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maidin mhaith

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>>70399303
>>70412089
Still don't understand what the Bogpill is.

>>70413277
the bogdanovs

Standing by. What can I do from Pennsylvania? Should I go murder some Amish people?

>>70399171
>tfw polish and native
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>70399216
smugface.svg

>open thread
>still the most Irish poster here
Jesus ye could at least try.

>>70413504
kill the swissman

>>70398808
WTF is this Germanophobia??!

>>70413646
what swissman? what are some swiss surnames so i can recon.

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>>70414093
he's probably changed his surname to his Greek father in laws by now

>>70413713
Don't worry, we only despise Germanics of the English variety.

>>70414133
oh ok, keep on hating the eternal anglo then

Itsa me :)

>>70414129
why the fuck would anyone do that
thats retarded

>>70414133
>we
>>70408852
good lad
>>70410118
just keep on practicing. add on one pushup a day every day and you'll get there

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/irish-women-strike-republic-ireland-abortion-ban-pro-choice-constitution-change-a7541606.html

Doing a think, lads.

>>70416743
>we
Correct, "we" the Irish people. Not you, the foreigner.

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>>70416753
(((.co.uk)))
we need more variety of the tipping ulsterman tb h, maybe a HIGH POWER ulsterman with flashing eyes
>>70416797
>sinn

/int/ outside /éire/ is 50% /pol/, 50% reddit (so 100% reddit i guess)
why does anyone here go outside /éire/?

>>70416797
muh 23and me says i'm 53% British and Irish, can i come learn how to be a true paddy? can i be your paddy disciple?

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Richard Spencer got HEEMed again lads

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>>70419322
looks like a half arsed heeming

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>>70415053

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Glorious.

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>>70420846
Why didn't Ireland export much to the Rest of the World before the 70s?

>>70417312
Not sure how this will work, are they proposing a wildcat strike? Unless there's a union solely for Irish women

>>70421807
A myriad of reasons I imagine. Increased number of trade deals, joining the EU and access to the European market, diversification of the economy away from agricultural products and so on.
Global trade isn't of course just an Irish phenomenon, most countries experienced something similar.

>>70422189
What sort of model did Ireland follow when it was modernising and industrialising?

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>>70422122
meant for >>70416753

>>70412089
Based Natt desu.

>>70419322
>Richard Spencer becomes a meme-tier target for punch-based humiliation

This timeline, I swear.

>don't post all day
>a few measly, below par posts have been made since I awoke
really gets the thanker a'clanker

>>70421807
The EU.

>economy infected with Eurozone: I am growing stronger

>>70398808
>Alaric
>precipitated the fall of Rome
whoever made that picture knows jack shit about history

>>70422515
>a rare swede has appeared
hello fellow European

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>>70422505
Yes, you certainly know how to get dem juicy Eurobux....

>>70422515
it also says Hitler was defeated by Anglo-Saxons so I wouldn't take it too seriously

Total War games are on sale on Bundlestars if the lad who was interested in strategy games is still about.
Not as good as Steam's price on Attila, but the deal where you get everything before Rome 2 is the same.

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>>70422632

>>70422909
Really makes you think.

Lads, no into the football at all, but I'm hearing that someone in charge of the SFA(?) called people chinkies and jews
Is he are lad or?

Fierce windy today

Gaf is fucking freezing

>>70423034
Irish weather.

>>70423067
Not normally this windy lad

>>70423060
Stick on the heating so

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>>70423034
>>70423067
Very cold here too

>>70399188
im the guy that started /eire/ in the first place back in 2014 you shits

>>70423214
Is on the way home from Dublin

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What would an ancap Ireland look like?

>>70423464
T'wouldn't exist.

urethra always hurts after the second wank

is this what getting old feels like?

>>70423656
Its clogged up lad, push a straw down and suck it

>>70423656
haven't had two wanks in a day in months

i blame medication

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>>70422122
It's typical leftist nonsense - they never think about the practicalities of their pie in the sky ideas.

The main reason I posted that article was because it is yet an another example of the UK sticking its nose in our abortion debate.

>>70424275
Legalise abortion.

Do it.

Now.

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>>70424636
>British interference
>mfw

heya

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>>70424744
Prepare yourself

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>>70424793
Hi

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>>70424819
where did this toad come from?

>>70424862
toad of germanic supremacy

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>>70424862
its the catholic toad

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>>70424923

america is a nation of cliquey bastards

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/qoe/

>>70425417
>Isn't Irish
>/qoe
Nah fuck off. If you can't even spell éire properly you shouldn't even be here.

>>70424744
>all the foreigners in this thread
>mfw

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>>70425447
he's clearly a saxon trying to shill his anglo hooers
little does he know all english women get hemt back across the irish sea the minute they try to use their germanic trickery on gaelic men

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http://www.thejournal.ie/travellers-ethnic-group-3206386-Jan2017/

Watch out lads - next time you say something bad about a traveller you could wind up in court for racism.

>>70398808
>Germany started WWI
no they didnt dumb patty cuck fuck you and get genocided

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lads Im a spanish guy and im considering go to Ireland with my french qt, do you recommend it?

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>>70425710
>>>/pol/

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>>70425710

>>70425710
thanks for the chuckle

>>70425737
on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you hate english people? 10 being nuke them tier.

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Great to see an Irish girl on the cover!

>>70425860
>ywn mow down krauts with a Vickers machine gun

feels bad lads

>>70425902
British are the true enemy of Spain, they literally are a band of pink drunk pirates

>>70425663
Travellers would never seek legal advice or speak to the gardai. There was a case recently about a girl who was raped 61 times by her father as a child. As an adult she reported him and has now had him jailed for 9 years.
The rest of her family has disowned her for speaking to the Gardai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

https://m.soundcloud.com/business-casual/r-odd-the-sweetest-dream
>>70425939
sounds very anglo-esque
youre not a g*rmanic are you?

>>70426012
Those who haven't fapped to this at least 50 times are less Irish than those who have

>>70425925
Emma stone is the only good-looking one there

those who didnt smoke in first year are less irish than those who have

>>70425925
Don't know have these slags

Emma Stone
Natalie Portman
Amy Adams?
Elle Fanning?

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>>70426162
>emma stone
>shtone

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>>70426230
>smoking
>ever

>>70426244
i know zero of them

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>>70426287
basically HEEMing your own lungs you are

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>>70425801
>>70425860
>>70425902
>all these cucks think germany actually started wwi
wew lad

even my mammy knows what "cuck" is now
what have we become?

>>70426012
going to see eric prdyz during the summer

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>>70426003
>Travellers would never seek legal advice or speak to the gardai
They will enage with the legal system when it suits them. If a hotel or pub refuses entry to a Traveller party, you can bet they're gonna be sued.

>>70426247
Well he knew when to hold em
knew when to throw em

>>70426287
>Not smoking when on the sesh
wimp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXskfsgBihE


Who remembers hearing this song in 1st year

>>70426495
are you a /human of de sesh/?

>>70426495
>smoking
>ever
Not very smart, are you?

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>>70426391
>Listen you dumb Irish potatonigger, I have German heritage, I'm an Aryan.

>>70426551
nah not really
have a few friends who are though that I sometimes go out with

>>70426573
why?

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>>70426541

>>70426649
>why?
Smokers are jokers.

>>70426665
tbf I don't really smoke fags but joints have loads of tobacco and no filter so its probably

Will HEEM any lad who smokes, ye wee coughing shites

>>70426744
If you don't smoke when you're out you're probably autistic. See >>70426665 for proof.

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>>70426817
>If you don't smoke when you're out you're probably autistic
t. Knacker.

Seriously can't believe that there's somebody on /éire/ actually defending smoking.

Imagine being a bird. Really attracted to a nice tall Irish lad. He's everything you looked for in a man ever, funny , charismatic , tall, goodlooking. You go on a lovely date to the Odeon Cinema where you both see the 4th Night at the museum movie. Some kisses are shared in the darkness of the Cinema. It is an intense moment between two people full of want and lust. He takes you for a pint or two and then a long romantic walk home. You lead him up the stairs; romantic kissing ensues, he grabs you, tells you how much he longs for your every ounce of flesh. He undresses you slowly, approving of your pink lingerie that you bought especially for him. He finally gets your underwear down. Pushing his length inside your warm, hot flesh as he looks in your eyes and says "I'm irish but i sometimes post on /brit/ haha"

>>70426906
nearly everyone here posts in /brit/

>>70425939
Not with that attitude
What's stopping you from ending the ary*n menace?

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>>70426588
>dumb patty cant refute my point and tries to guess i must somehow be a german or krautaboo

>>70426817
rather be autistic than a smoker

>>70426892
t. autist

I don't expect someone that can't make friends amongst his own brothers to understand.

>>70426943
that's where you're wrong

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>>70427186
As autistic as I may be, I don't smoke. Smoking is indefensible, hence why you're unable to defend it - only throw insults about.

>>70427123
who are you quoting.

>>70427255
He called me a coughing shite, he started it.
>Smoking is indefensible
Why?

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>>70427325
>Why?
Smoking has absolutely no benefit to you in any capacity and every cigarette you smoke does active damage to your body and shortens your lifespan.

Is this not common knowledge?

>>70427255
>Smoking is indefensible
Have you ever tried it?

>>70427406
Gives you a buzz, helps you have fun, helps you make friends, helps you pull.

Is drink also indefensible?

The 1st Eva Rebuild was good

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>>70427422
Once, years ago. Also smoked a cigar on two separate occasions.

>>70427534
>Gives you a buzz, helps you have fun, helps you make friends, helps you pull.
The evidence to support those claims is a lot more circumstantial than the long history of alcohol being a reliable social lubricant. Also, nicotine only gives you a "buzz" if you're an addict.

>>70427534
t. normalfag

>>70427534
>helps you make friends, helps you pull.
honestly this is the main thing

>>70427596
>nicotine only gives you a "buzz" if you're an addict.
Nah, I'll only smoke if I go out to the pub, so it's not uncommon for me to go weeks or a month or two without it. Still get my buzz though.

Honestly starting to think the thing about non-smokers being jealous of the social opportunities it provides us more than the fact we're killing ourselves is true, going by your ''arguments''.

>>70427534
>Helps you pull

Really? I've noticed girls tend to avoid my mates that smoke

>>70427758
>>70427793
normies OUT

>>70427793
if a girl smokes its an easy chance to get some alone time with them.

>>70427669
>>70427758
If you need cigarettes to socialise, then you are a bigger autist than I am.

Hell, I can at least understand the appeal of drugs because I understand that there is a trade-off between the harmful side-effects and the tangible benefits to the user. Cigarettes have nothing but negative health effects, that smokers attempt to counterbalance by claiming that it helps them socialise. How socially awkward do you have to be for that to make sense in your head?

>>70427894
But smokers reek.

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>>70427929
>If you need cigarettes to socialise, then you are a bigger autist than I am.
t. not invited to sister's wedding

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiS1xQoQvKE

>>70427929
Smokers areas are prime places to meet and chat with women, "got a light?" Has been my conversation opener to many a good looking woman in a smoking area that has led me to many places, and I only smoke when I'm out

Youd have to be severely autistic not to be aware of this

>>70428004
>>70428068
normies OUT

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>>70428004
Yes, that should highlight just how seriously autistic you are when you're worse than myself.

>>70428068
>Youd have to be severely autistic not to be aware of this
I'm aware of it, but I still think it's a bullshit crutch. Also, why would you have interest in a woman that smokes? I've been around a lot of smokers down through the years and they always reek despite their best efforts to hide it.

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>>70427267
(you)

>>70428154
This is fucking desperate.

>>70428154
Plenty of women are casual smokers who only smoke on a night out. I don't smell and they dont

>>70427929
You seem to have a skewed idea of what he means. It helps you socialise because it gives you good opportunities to have chats with people you never would otherwise. Its not trying to look cool or something

>But smokers reek.
thats why you smoke only on nights out. Then you don't smell

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>listening to rebel tunes
>sc*t talking shite in the comment section
>his profile picture is himself in British Army gear
>reverse image search it and this comes up
had a nice auld giggle

Smoking is also a great way to make friends at a new workplace. No matter how hard you try, you will NEVER be as close to a smoker as he is to the other smokers

It's a kool kid klub and you're not invited

>>70428274
It's pretty fucking desperate that we have people in /éire/ defending smoking simply because they claim that it's a useful social crutch. Seriously, when did we sink this low?

>>70428282
>I don't smell and they dont
Smokers are rarely aware that they smell.

>>70428222
KEKSPEEKS OLIVER COME BACK PLS KILL THE POTATO NIGGERS

>>70428332
>google is set to Gaelige
Spectacular post

>Ever going out
Just fuck off normalfags

>>70428385
Feel free to shorten your lifespan for social opportunities. Putting the sort of toxins found in cigarettes into your body for any reason is something I will never understand.

>>70428461
This conversation about smoking has convinced me more than ever that we are infested with normalfags.

70428405
Autism

>>70428492
Not capitalising on social opportunities also shortens your lifespan

>>70428492
Don't fancy living past 50 anyway

>>70428390
Why does it annoy you so much?

>>70428568
Gonna an hero when I'm 40 personally

>>70428405
>>>/r/eddit

>>70428631
>>>/g/aschambers

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>>70428332
>British Army gear
go on, post the image
I bet it's knockoff airsoft shite
ps w2c irish milsurp

>>70428619
good fuck you the world doesn't need more patty wiggers dumb potato nigger

one common thing with smokers is that they will ALWAYS try and get other people to start smoking too, and ultimately to get them addicted

People ITT and smokers I know in real life are exactly like this

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>>70428661
>implying
you'd be sent quick enough you mutt


>>70428694
it's about 50x50 pixles lad

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>>70428545
Because every single slag you meet on a night out or coworker you make meaningless chit chat with during your smoking break will improve your life in such a way that you live a bit longer.

That said, it has been proven that sustained certain types of social interaction can contribute to a longer life - but that's gonna get canceled out if you're a smoker.

>>70428617
it just annoys me that people are sincerely defending something that is indefensible and which I have previously only heard knackers and addicts attempt to defend.

>>70428774
Don't fucking lie to me
At least link the page so I can see about finding a larger version of it

>>70428775
>>>70428545
>indefensible
We defended it quite well, you just started screeching.

>>70428722
And?

>>70428722
Seriously I've never seen anyone smoke besides the hipsters at my uni.

Why are you eejits promoting it all of a sudden?

>>70428694
exactly how obsolete are these guns?

>>70428810
>We defended it quite well
>muh social crutch
That's not a valid defense at all - only an autist would think that. Hell, I'm an autist and even i don't think that.

>>70428774
>potatonigger vs aryan
i think my chances would be good

raging I didn't save the picture with the horde of drawn ameriniggers with text about their heritage beside them

>>70428816
trying to drag everyone else down to their level imo

Sick to the back teeth of hearing nonsmokers lecture smokers on how bad it is. Aye we know, we went to school aswell, we see them adverts too. Just fuck off were not gonna stop smoking just because fucking Liam the Sales Assistant can recite the whole lung cancer advert at you. Bí ciuin

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>>70428803
100x100 so

don't think you'll get much out of it

>>70428955
Have fun wasting money on drugs then.

>>70428853
It's not a crutch, I am capable of talking to people and being invited to my sibling's weddings with having my daily dose of 70 fags. It just opens up more social opportunities that non-smokers get autisticly jealous about because they value their lungs too much.

>>70428821
I'm not. But yeah smokers do try and desperately promote smoking

Probably would be the same for any addict

>>70428978
That lads got massive hands

>>70429014
For strangling fenians

>>70428994
So smoking is for normalfags then?

Good.

>>70428955
>Aye we know, we went to school aswell, we see them adverts too
So, you're not ignorant - just stupid?

>>70428994
>It just opens up more social opportunities that non-smokers get autisticly jealous about because they value their lungs too much.
Nobody is jealous of smokers, lad. We just can't understand why you would willingly pump yourself full of poisons just so its a bit easier to initiate a conversation.

>>70429076
Good, always wanted to die with a hard on

>>70429111
>Nobody is jealous of smokers, lad
Not the impression I'm getting from you.

>>70429159
bit gay

>>70429194
Why are you so defensive?

Just admit that you're wasting your income and be done with it.

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>frogweeb trying to look down on smokers
>when he's an autistic NEET virigin with no friends
But at least he's got his lungs going for him ay lads?

>>70429111
>I'm not jealous
>NORMALFAGS GET OUT REEEE

>>70429284
>>70429309
fuck off normies

>>70428994
>It just opens up more social opportunities
But you don't capitalise on them so they're useless anyway...

You can just say hello tbqh

>>70429270
No more than I'm wasting money on drink.
>>70429284
>no friends
No family either

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>>70429194
Well you're inferring something that isn't true. Not everybody who criticises your lifestyle does it because they are envious of you - that's a childish mentality to have.

>>70429284
>when he's an autistic NEET virigin with no friends
Yes, we're all aware of that, anon. Quit being so defensive about your smoking that you have to resort to unrelated insults.

>>70429309
>NORMALFAGS GET OUT REEEE
I bitch about normalfags ruining /éire/ all the time - there's nothing special about this occasion.

>>70429349
drink doesn't fuck up your health dumb normalfag
Smoking does

>>70429332
>you don't capitalise on them
How do you know?
>>70429372
Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house lad

>>70429396
>How do you know?
Because you're here.

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>>70428842
Not at all.
We're still using them, for christs sakes.
They're effective out to 11km, can be towed at 64kmph while staying stable.
They're time tested, by us and others.
>>70428978
He's either very short (possible) or he's wearing one of the gay "assault vests" that everyone likes to stick on their frontline troops nowadays because who needs a plate carrier when room clearing

>>70429396
>>70429396
Fuck off

>>70429429
>le secret club xD
Gas yourself

>>70429466
Don't think i will in all honesty

>>70429470
>muh victim complex
If you spend your time on imageboards on the internet, your social life isn't what you make it out to be.

Same goes for people who post on reddit or boards.ie

Get bent, faglord.

>>70429470
Fuck off normalfag

>>70429349
>No more than I'm wasting money on drink.
Drink is slightly more defensible in my opinion. Initiating a conversation is easy, sustaining one is not (if you're autistic that is). Alcohol is a social lubricant and makes sustaining a conversation far easier, and has fewer negative health effects than smoking (unless you drink huge quantities of it).

>>70429396
>Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house lad
So I'm forbidden from criticising anybody else because I've also made poor life choices? Nobody is perfect, lad.

>>70429470
Normies out.

Stop history shaming cultures. Germanic peoples did some good shit for the world. And don't say that I'm saying this cause I'm German. I'm African and Germans have fucked my continent up.

>>70429517
Fuck off to /brit/ then

Just leave, I'm sick of normalfags shitting up /éire/