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cara

>5'8

lol

doing a post

>>70391185
quality

>>70391197

in portugal if you want to get off the plane you have to jump out as it flies over the runway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26H-WzIe858

Watching videos about Jason blaha lying

might become a trotskyist

adam curtis is just a freedom and truth lovin' guy

>watching documentaries
calcified sheeple

been listening to Britney Spears

she was a choon monster back in the day

hey fellas :)

>>70391180
First time I ever saw this guy or knew about his existence. Guy is a hipster faggot now I understand why all the newfag /pol/ are such faggots

Am 5'11" and 12st 8lbs desu

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>>70391243
Me

Not fancying the growing number of Nigerian expats in my community lads

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>i'm 5'8

adam curtis is REALLY good at creating atmosphere

>>70391300
heyy x

got called a radical centrist in parliament

Really looking forward to when the north korean dictatorship crumbles

Reckon there will be extremely interesting side effects

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>tfw cara is taller than you

>>70391315
i'd look like that if i lost some weight

>>70391279
I think he said that he's a libertarian.

>>70391316
nigerian-irish*

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>>70391273

t. fake natty

>>70391316
are they christian nigerians or the other worse kind?

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How many years of wageslavery does it normally take before you get accustomed / become numb to the misery?

not a single anime pic in the last thread lads

>>70391317
i say im 5'9" but thinking about it i cant recall when i last measured myself

its very likely indeed that im actually 5'8"

>>70391318
And montages.

The 911 one with the disaster movie clips is literal kino.

how do i measure my height

listening to modest mouse

>>70391353
>leftists denying reality again

what else is new?

>>70391367
I'm on my 5th and im not used to it

Probably never

>>70391316
But the Irish were the first victims of colonisation, therefore you're basically brothers in arms aren't you :^)

>>70391372
>tfw there used to be a whole squad of lads who regularly posted anime but also actually contributed to the thread

No idea what has happened to any of them. I assume they are all off living their lives.

>>70391353
ah yes watson the quack

I have come to resent the word strong because it has fostered this belief that black women are somehow superhuman-- that we don't feel pain, that we don't suffer.
The world forgets that we were expected to do the same work in the fields as our male counterparts.
The world forgets that while those of the fairer complexion were marching for the right to work, we were working, raising our children and raising there's too.
The world forgets that we used foreign objects to abort our unborn children rather than allow them to be born into the world as slaves.
The world forgets that the mass sterilization of Black and Latina female bodies was supported by white "feminists" to safeguard white supremacy.
The world forgets that our bodies, black female bodies, are also targets of state violence.
The world forgets that our bodies are pummeled-- that they tear us from school desks and slam us to the ground like rag dolls.
The world forgets that rape has been used as a weapon of terror against black female bodies since our abduction and has not stopped.
The world forgets that trans women of color are being killed at an alarming rate.
The world forgets forgets that if we are between the ages of 15-34, we have to be more afraid of dying at the hands of the man we love, than dying of cancer.
The world forgets that it has forced us to be self-reliant for generations and curses us for our independence.
The world forgets that we have feelings.
The world forgets that we have our moments of weakness.
The world forgets that we are human.
I have come to resent the word strong because I have had no choice in my strength.
I have come to resent the word strong because the alternative is allowing the world to crush me.
I have come to resent the word strong because sometimes I feel like crying.
I have come to resent the world strong because my mental health is a daily struggle.
I have come to resent the word strong because it feels more like a prison sentence than a badge of honor.

>>70391414
>victims

>>70391265
Which country has the best pilots? I've seen some mad shit from Greek and Russian flyboys desu, but who is seriously GOAT?

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am 1 centimetre short of 6'2" but i tell everyone i'm 6'2" anyway

>>70391414
Pretty sure the Irish invited the Normans over desu. Got what they deserved really.

>>70391386
average length of forearms x 5

>tfw 6'7

>>70391434
not a word

>>70391432
ah yes a science denier

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>listening to modest mouse

>>70391434
>The world forgets that the mass sterilization of Black and Latina female bodies was supported by white "feminists" to safeguard white supremacy.

Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahhahaha

fuck everyone in this thread

the dashboard melted but we still have the radio

>>70391386
(flaccid willy x 13) + foot size

am unironically 5'6 and a lad ama

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>>70391471
Diarmait Mac Murchada wuz a good boi he dindu nuffin, damn normans used they germanic tricknology to deceive him into inviting them

>>70391360
Christian nigerians have an unemployment rate of like 30~% here. Muslim nigerians are closer to 50% unemployed
both are fairly cancerous 2bh

manlet m8 is convinced he is 6'0

>shorter than me
>I know for a fact I'm 5'11
>tells me I must be 6'1

>>70391472
you realise arm length can vary in a sample of people who are the same height right

do u even know of sonny liston, dude had arms the length of like a 7ft dude at 5'11

>>70391542
good post

>ywn be king of a small African nation and rule with an iron fist

>>70391502
that would be watson

plenty of nobel prize winners go on to do quacky things in later life

>>70391434
>MUH BLACK BODIES

Fuck Foucault for inventing all that homoerotic academic jargon about "bodies" 2bh

>>70391180
>white lives matter too much
wtf? How come? Are americunts really this cucked? They should make it great again as soon as possible.

C-walking

>>70391547
why don't you become a qt girl?

>>70391547
when are you starting hrt?

>>70391386
Measure your arm span

>>70391644
shoulders are far too hench

what if the investigation reveals that trump's votes were fake

>>70391588
this

it would be brilliant

>>70391644
Adam's apple

>>70391603
bait

>>70391593
t. science denier

don't care

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qt boy joined project group at uni and I started stuttering my words and made an arse of myself aaaaaah

>>70391588
>having to constantly be worried that your Chief of Army is going to plan a coup d'etat and overthrow you
Not sure I could take it, I'd end up becoming extremely paranoid

https://youtu.be/0r7q5EWVEBM

There's a black student in my old primary school and two black students in my old secondary school.

NOT pleased with this development.

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>Fuck Foucault for inventing all that homoerotic academic jargon about "bodies" 2bh

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WE, THE NORD-ERN BROTHERS

>>70391735
wee wee poo poo

>>70391708
do you believe anything someone says if they have a prize given out by a bunch of swedes?

>>70391763
stop hanging around schools lmao

>>70391180
kek I didn't realise the lad was punched while being interviewed on the ABC

>>70391309
hes actually quite reasonable for an alt righter. Different from the usual drones who just shout shill or cuck at anyone disagreeing with them. And hes actually out in public, not sitting my anonymity like black pigeon speaks etc

DA NORDERN BRODDERS

>>70391735
make yourself the chief of army

>>70391787
Work there desu.

>>70391823
grim

looking for a girlfriend (male)

>>70391823
trim

>>70391735
Ideally you want family members in those sorts of roles.

Make your mum Army Chief.

>>70391823
>irl janny detected

the true power of your kingdom lies in the hearts and minds of your people

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Just sneezed this huge thing out of my nose

Should I go to the doctor?

>>70391854
I have dressed up as a girl on one occasion
does that count

>>70391854
don't rate this gimmick

>>70391838
Yeah it's not great but I get paid money and I have more holidays than everyone else, so I don't mind it. Starting a new job in the summer to make mad dosh.

>>70391888
pics

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Would highly recommend this documentary desu, Its on Netflix

https://youtu.be/79IUKC9gS-8

Vid is the trailer

>>70391887
Just stop shoving coins up there m8.

>>70391887
nah just stop sticking coins up your nose and you'll be fine

>>70391887
Lad, how the fuck did you fit that whole coin up your nose?

>>70391887
I did that once when I had a cold

looked exactly the same as that
it was fucking fantastic
I could breathe again

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would be interested to see a genetic study of incels. incels surely share many genetic traits. incels were mostly runts when babies/toddlers - and they therefore imprinted the bottom-dog role at this vulnerable age. i know i was, i couldn't walk until the age of 18 months, twice as long as my siblings took.

incels are also prone to sudden outbursts of violence. early identification of potential incels could enable us to steer them onto the right path from a young age and spare them the misery of being the lowest people in society, lower than prisoners, faggots or slaves.

>>70391735
Then I'll just publicly execute him and put someone else in his place

#BellLetsTalk

>>70391803
Alt right are shills though might as well publicly support kikes

>>70391915
doxxable info

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>>70391717
What don't you ask him out? Haha.

>>70391887
>putting a coin up your nose
what are you doing you weirdo

>>70391864
>worried that some nobody is going to overthrow you out of nowhere
Gaddafi was only a colonel la

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>>70391461

saudi arabia

why are there so many pseudo intellectuals on /brit/?

poppin' down to the marketplace of ideas, you lads want owt while i'm there?

>>70391952
what is the 'right' path for an incel? voluntary castration?

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barkley mentioned

>>70391937
>>70391947
>>70391950
Kek

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>ywn go back to playing WoTLK every day after school again
>ywn have a friendship group as good as your guild back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck

9/11 never happened, the twin towers never existed

open up your third eyes people

>>70391967
what if he's not gay
what if he doesn't like me

>>70391316
Are people in Ireland racist? how common is it?

>>70392002
I don't see a greater concentration here than anywhere else on the internet

>>70391461
US and its not even particularly close

>>70392019
if you played wow instead of runescape at school you got BEATEN UP

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>>70392006

HGH/test injections + electroshock therapy until they become normie

>>70392048
game for poorfags and tech illiterates desu

>>70392061
doesn't work

sterons on a manlet just makes him look comical

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>>70392019
>playing after TBC

so lonely
so alone

imagine being a girl: like every time you look down, you see boobs. wild

Hey Everyone. So i need some help here
I got into an argument on one of my friends post.
This post, had a girl on a ledge that said "would anyone miss me if i was gone"
His so called "friends" commented harsh things saying "he was weak, how he felt sorry for himself, and that others had it worse." I commented saying that "harsh words got him there in the first place, and that just because others have it worse doesnt mean he cant have his moments and how everyone handles things differently" they went off on me saying that me saying those words would make him worse, and that real friends would be harsh and that im not helping him with my KIND words. They then tried to tell me that its all for attention and im giving him what he wants. Then they got all smart alack-like with me saying how i was a licensed doctor and all, like sarcasm. I pulled up screenshots from google, of "what not to say to a suicidal person" and posted them in the comments. Then proceedes to say how theres a difference of being depressed and the brain having the actual thing. And that he should get pills. I said iv seen so many cases where, suicidal ones ON medicine had increased thoughts and went through with their plan.
Was i sounding like a know it all?
Or were mtly arguments useless?
Was i right on a lot of it?
I want to know if my point was valid or not.
Thank you for reading Everyone.

>>70392024
Meh, move on.
I'm 27 and time flies by. Literally spent about a year of uni day dreaming about a bi guy that flirted with me but didn't want to actually go out with me.

>>70392110
>le tbc was the best meme

wrong

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CAN'T HOLD BACK THE WHITE AND BLACK

>>70391735
Pay the soldiers really well tbqh

>>70392020
*spreads my arse cheeks*

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

>>70392125
mental

>>70391995
Hey I find that offensive. My Jewish dad, Larry, almost got killed in those attacks. The guy pretty much owned the deeds to the place and always had brekkies on the top floor but had an appointment in the city that day.

I mean, can you imagine?

>>70392138
hmm
In anycase I'll wait till after the project is finished
no need to make somethings awkward

>>70392129
not 1 letter

jet fuel can't melt dank memes

Anybody ever read breiviks diary? Read some of it and the cunt was taking huge amount of steroids and never cycling off them like you're supposed to

>>70392097

runts can grow to a normal adult size, but they've mentally imprinted the role of the genetic reject at that young age and carry it forever, the incel walks head down, cannot make eye contact, shoulders hunched, cannot decide for himself, needs authority to lead him.

>>70392129
Just shut up and kiss me.

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4 day field trip to north Wales next week

daily reminder to check your rock salts

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>>70392148
come home white man

>>70392203

yeah i read all of the bit about him travelling around europe trying to buy weapons, buying the farm, building the bomb

>>70392244
come visit me lad x

>>70391717
You a grill?

>>70392283
no

>>70392277
pls b in powys

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birmingham for the 2026 commonwealth games

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr

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>Thanks for coming to our British party Anon!!
>Yeah but don't be surprised if we make you talk like all night omg that accent haha :))

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>>70361554

>tfw no I want a hanfu-wearing, dragonboat-rowing, tea-drinking, ancestor-respecting, buddha-worshipping, tai-chi-practicing, baozi-eating, lunar-celebrating, caligraphy-writing, lantern-lighting, feet-binding, pipa-playing, pingpong-smashing, PLA-serving, chinglish-speaking, bubbletea-slurping, high iq weiqi-playing gf

>>70392321
looks like a dalek

Here's the thing. You said a "pupper is a doggo."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies puppers, doggos, yappers, and even woofers, I am telling you, specifically, in doggology, no one calls puppers doggos. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "doggo family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Doggodaemous, which includes things from sub woofers to birdos to sharkos (the glub glub kind not the bork bork kind).
So your reasoning for calling a pupper a doggo is because random people "call the small yip yip ones doggos?" Let's get penguos and turkos in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A pupper is a pupper and a member of the doggo family. But that's not what you said. You said a pupper is a doggo, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the doggo family doggos, which means you'd call piggos, sluggos, and other species doggos, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

8 hours of sleep then off to the gym
then work again
then the stupid aussie pub for aussie day

>>70392306
llanfyllin x

>>70392301
Bit gay but whatever floats your boat

>>70392321
Was he in Slipknot?

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haha

>>70392321
This reminds me, the Commonwealth Games are on the Gold Coast in Queensland next year, a couple hours drive from me

Any of you lads planning on coming

>>70392322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f2xi6qrZwY

>>70392366
Kek

>>70392375
can i stay at yours? x

>>70392366
that was funnier in your head wasn't it?

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>>70392366

>>70392404
Would quite like a /brit/ meetup in Australia, I imagine for many of you it would be your first time meeting a white man of British descent

>>70391937
>>70391947
>>70391950
Stop your anti-semetism

>>70392375

not a chance

>>70392384
good post
>>70392366
>>70392398
>>70392405
>>70392411
don't get it

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>>70392244
Make sure you visit Llanberis (Dinorwig slate quarry, fuck Snowdon) and the Ogwen. Had a walk around Llyn Idwal (pic related) the other day and it was very comfy. Shit, the hiraeth is coming back.

>super rich in America buying new Zealand property in case Donald Trump ruins America and the poor rise up

Really makes me think

>>70392373
>>70392373
actually laffd at this

>>70392357
not far off where we're going

>>70392449
haven't got any time to visit places
it's an intense course apparently

hate my call centre job so much i'm starting to ponder whether being homeless would be preferable

>>70392375
Never even watched the Commonwealth games on telly

Is it just Olympic sports?

>>70392491
would you still be able to post on 4chan whilst homeless?

>>70392373
Stop it you cunt.

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I'm a gangsta Crip, fuck gangsta rap
Where the ladies at? Where the hoes? Where the bitches?
Every real nigga know the difference
Bandana brown like the dope daddy shootin' in the kitchen
Real Norfside nigga, never went to Poly, Wilson or Cabrillo
Cocaine color of a creole
T-scrap movin' for the d-lo, what he know?

>>70392500
Basically year, it's just the olympics but only for Commonwealth countries (and only white countries do good)

>>70392373
sick in the head mate

>>70392491
almost ended up in a call centre job last year

so happy i didn't

>>70392544
no but i wouldnt have to work in a call centre

how do you pronounce phmwarkf

>>70392586
you'll be cold though
stay there until the summer

>>70392405
Wasn't meant to be funny :(

>>70392592
Bit like phmwarkf but with more emphasis on the phmw

phmosis

>>70392485
>haven't got any time to visit places
>it's an intense course apparently

Hope this isn't a euphemism for the ol' 'cide.

looking for a photo lads
a bunch of yank girls lying on the beach on their stomachs baring their arses
i can't remember if they were fully bare

holy fucking shit lads stop lifting for a month there and nearly done my set of squats

holy shit

my legs are fucking dead, i cant get out of the chair what the fuck

help

>>70392485
where is it then lid

sit down cat. please stop treading all over my bollocks. just sit down like normal cats do

president toilet bog fart

>>70392654
nah not yet
just a uni course for graduate skills and that

>>70392555
>Cocaine color of a creole

Brown cocaine?

>>70392592
niamh

>>70392655
fuck off im not the photo police

would the saudis be as radical as isis if they werent getting rich off taxing us oil companies?

>>70392690

why keep such a runt animal

>>70392690
When they start kneading your legs and sticking their fucking claws in. Smh desu cat.

just watched some korean film

anyone got the vocaroo of the irish lad reading poz cuckold copypasta
>>70392688
doxxable info

>>70392737
it's my parents cat. i live with my parents

>>70392715
i've searched as much of my HDD as i can as well as phone and SD storage
help me out ffs

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/get-to-know-the-memes-of-the-alt-right-and-never-miss-a-dog-whistle-again

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>>70392357
>The Lonely Tree of Llanfyllin was a large Scots Pine in an isolated position on Green Hall Hill above the town
>The Lonely Tree was named Wales Tree of the Year 2014
> It fell in a storm in February 2014

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Made some bean and vegetable soup. x

>>70392761
why do they keep such a runt animal

i am literally having a stroke at this very moment

I am dead fuckign serious

I would get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

This will be the last thing I will every type in my life

goodbye /brit/

any good ways of staving off loneliness besides drinking and t'chon

>>70392780
ask them

>>70392770
it was on national news when it fell haha

>>70392781
hey siri call 999

>>70392779
looks a bit oily

>>70392826
>999
000 2bh

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>Chinese man cycles 500km in wrong direction to get home

>Trump orders wall to be built on Mexico border

might post my mobile number all around 4chan and see what happens

>>70392806
ok give me their number

hey nigger call 999

>>70392779
looks very grim

i could make that a lot better

>>70392779
Looks the lavvy after I've had my morning "turnout" in it

hey siri call 0800 00 1066

>Obama cut short sentences of 330 drug offenders 2 weeks before his tenure as POTUS ended.

Really makes you think.

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>ywn go for pints with the /brit/ boys
most of yous are good lads

>>70392871
helpin a brotha out dawg

>>70392827
It's not regular soup, it's more of an Eastern European soup. I mean, it's supposed to be thin so that's why the oil shows.

>>70392840
runt nation

my dream is become a STD infested 10/10 chad and infect all females and degenerates on tinder.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-38748373

me

>>70392871
Shouldn't even be in jail
what I ingest in my body is no business of the government

>>70392781
>This will be the last thing I will every type
going out as an illiterate
what a fate

welp just figured out what girls do with all their free time.

lots and lots of oils and lotions and lounging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWHzh50ki0

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>>70391952
>went on a murder spree for being a virgin at 22
>I'm a virgin at 22

he goes here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEUiohZNe7o

I used to go to fatpeoplehate (I'm 5'2" 334lbs) but that sub used to have users submit verification pics to prove they were "shitlords".

>Sulfaniyah village is back under ISIS control after strong counter-attack today vs Euphrates Shield forces.

has turkey got the shittest army known to man

>>70392697
Yes, crack is brown

killing babies is no business of the guv'm't

>>70392895
"Triple O" is better to say 2bh, rolls off the tongue

very hygge thread

hey siri call 0121 f*cking do one!

>>70392779
Looks like one of my beer shits

Also looks like if I've had a few too many after a curry and my din dins pop back up to say hello

I need to feed this chubby korean girl I know my dick

>>70392997
not particularly

don't reply to me again without a written letter from the british ambassador

>>70392966
just got purged last year so probably in shit condition

>>70392779
Just get a burger or something, you clearly cannot cook

Did anyone here meet up over xmas?

>>70392781
"He died as he lived, a runt"

*pushes your body into a river but it gets caught on a trolley and sits above the surface*

>>70392937
she omitted the "masturbate with the showerhead for 15 minutes part," but otherwise basically this

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>>70391553
Convinced those words say "niggerinas"

cant drink caffeine past 3:00 pm or im up all night

>>70392996
...so riht catherin e!!! dont like were this country has been heading for so long,,, glad we finally hav a president with the wishs of the ppl in mind!!....

>>70393062
>german flag

what did I expect

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> the black girl from Little Mix will never sit on my face
fuck my life

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The absolute STATE of Youtube

>>70392950
>tfw 23
literally suffering worse than a spree killer fuck sake

all i ever wanted

all i ever needed

is here

in my arse

imagine being short and obese.

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>>70392950

i'm 28 lad

chicken breast and asparagus for dinner again lads

why are young women getting their hair coloured grey?

>>70392937
>chicken nugs
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

>>70393060
British high commissioner actually sweetie xx remember commonwealth countries arent foreign countries- they can vote in elections if they are resident as long as they are a commonwealth citizen

>>70392918
Then go buy some chemicals off the dark web and drug yourself up you reprobate, nobody is stopping you.

On the other hand niggers sell highly addictive drugs, still claim welfare whilst turning entire areas of cities into criminal warzones full of addicts. President pardons them after they are caught.

>>70393144
whoa dude you must be like a pro bodybuilder/powerlifter o_0 cool

why do dumb video blogs trigger me so much?

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>>70393128
haha yeah just imagine it, the very thought

>>70392937
Theory: girls like putting on lotions and creams so much because it reminds them of having a load shot on them by a guy, male companionship being their ultimate goal in life

AUSTRALIA DAY BOYS

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

AUSSIE

OI

AUSSIE

OI

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

MAY YOUR BEERS BE COLD, YOUR SHEILAS HOT, YOUR BREAD MOIST AND THE SHEILAS EVEN MOISTER LADS

only 19 but well on my way to being a twenty-something perma-khv fuckup

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would love to bury my nose in her arsecheeks

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>>70393077
I can cook just fine. It's supposed to be in-between a consomme and soup.

>>70393097

just take a xanax bro

listening to a ted talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYfoGTIG7pY&feature=youtu.be

>>70393158
don't reply to me ever again

>>70393207
she's too thicc to do a complete job when wiping tho...

>>70393208
pastry looks like bread. did you use puff?

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where the fuck do you find a simple part time job in london that doesn't want a meme experience?

>>70393158
Can't say the same for English people here, thanks for sucking our cock tho xox

does anyone else find their mind wandering to strange places when they have sex

feel like staying up all night
just feels like the right thing to do

Trump hasn't even been in office a week and he's already delivery BIG LEAGUE lads

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Btw, this is what consomme looks like.

>>70392955
Not sitting through another half hour of Sam rambling whilst occasionally laughing maniacally.

>>70393158
do one nerd

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>>70393203
Happy Australia Day mate

>>70393208
it doesnt look very good

your pie looks ok however, if a tad dry


>>70393236
I wont know when you are you and you wont know when i am me

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>>70393246

>>70393210
DUDE BARS LMAO

>>70393287
looks like piss

>>70393191
>Okay HI
>[jump cut]
>So uh, my name es.. IS.. blegh
>[jump cut]
>start again
>[jump cut]
>zen, ZEN
>[jump cut]
>okay HI, my name is Krystal and:-

no fucking clue m8

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Trying to draw but I give up, I'm fucking shit at it.

Who /shitatdrawing/ here?

>>70393287
Looks like my piss in the morning after a night out on the ol' 'stacy

>>70393277

but you'll be groggy in work tomorrow

>>70393256
No, flour, water, salt, and sugar.

posting an immaculate bumhole to test the yan man's reaction skills

>>70393343
not me. drew and painted some seriously good shit in high school. only way to get better at drawing is to draw more

>>70393338
My favourite is when there is obviously nothing cut, they just added in a short black screen to make it look like there was a cut

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>>70393359
>work

>>70393191

pepper ze angus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0

>>70393338
that's dumb too but there's something inherently offending at how averagely attractive white girls can make videos about them spending money on clothes and makeup and actually get views for it

i mean who watches this?

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>>70392129
bit arsh lad

pollution finally ending

>>70393376
Go on then Billy big bollocks show us your paintings

>>70393376
Yeah I used to be better than everyone else in school, now I can't draw for shit. Haven't drawn anything in like 7 years.

>>70393400
gf watches this sort of video endlessly

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>>70393267
you guys have the best commission building, dont be a cunt.

>>70393310

really like the music in this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrqdbBZqT7U

>>70393400
women
they are from venus

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>>70393428
mspaint

the goal: to be in australia on a working visa for australia day this time next year

>le wall !

what about le border patrol !

>>70393440
does you gf do a lot of makeup? contouring etc?

i might ruffle a few feathers by saying this but I don't care - terrorism should be illegal

>>70393400
People watch spastics playing video games, that's the point we're at now.

>>70393400
I jerk off to them

>>70393442
directed this seen myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkLETcJSNIU

gordon ramsey is the biggest cunt on the planet

>>70393479
Are you saying that you are against the practice of using death and violence to try to change another civilisations way of life?

I don't think we can be friends any more

>>70393479
everyone should be allowed religious freedom mate

>70393479
unbelievably pathetic attempt at a gimmick

>>70393473
she does makeup but so does every girl

don't know what contouring is

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>>70392346
go back

shoes should be illegal, people need to suffer

>>70393453
Hope you like picking fruit on some hot as fuck dusty farm lad

>>70393319
ye happy australia day back to you m8

hope we can both colonise some some qts today lad