/brit/

you're the only one who my dick can get hard for

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>>70393887

downed 2 cups of coffee before bed

omars comin yo

FOY

Shaved my face and my bollocks so they both grow to that perfect length for a Friday night out

t. ugly virgin

>tfw no Hannah gf

gas like nothing i've ever had before lads. hot. oily. been like it for the last 3 days. not even eaten anything i don't usually eat, i don't know what's going on.

davey cameron is a pie

the heuristic approach

gonna watch the new ring movie with the litho gf

scare her into my arms

?

why are nurses always so damned fat

I thought they were into health care

might try and learn a language, french spanish or italian lads?

aeiou

>>70393991
spanish obviously

Wonder if mummy may would post on brit?

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my da walked into my room as i was listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8

and said "do you think you're a nigger or something son"

FUCK OFF DA

need a bf

>>70393991
french italian

Why do Jews sick together so much?

Like all the Jew girls at uni will only shag other Jews

They literally stick around in their own self styled Jew corners in clubs as well

>>70393991
spanish seems like the most practical. italian's the most impressive cos it's a cunt to learn apparently. frog is a waste of time.

>>70394032
hello nigger

>>70393932
no he's being slow tonight
probably waiting for those hot pockets to finish cooking

>>70394032
get some headphones you spastic

>>70393986
shift work and nonchalance does it to them basically. opposite is true for male nurses desu. every make nurse I've ever met has been thin or muscular, eats well and is well kept.

>>70393991
Japanese.

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>>70393974
>tfw you realise the whole horror genre was created solely to help lads get some fanny

>>70394077
Post the one before again

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>>70394077
>haven't wanked in 48 hours

>>70394061
italian is not hard, it's on the same level as spanish. french is harder than italian

>>70394088
have considered it tbqh but fuck memorising all that kanji

Got two opposing responses to my question, bit confused

>>70394085
this, night shifts are especially destructive. plus they're constantly snacking and encouraging others to snack, leaving boxes of donuts in the breakroom, taking breaks to the hospital starbucks or equivalent.

also right about the male nurses, those lads all lift for some reason.

>>70394107
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>>70394109
mentalist

>>70394003
y

>>70394049
Because we're better than you and we know it

NEED the irish poz cuckold vocaroo

>>70393958
off to /britfeel/ with ya

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Sex is good for your mental and physical health. We are not meant to live like this. Sex is a basic human need, it is important. People might say it's not but they would probably change their mind if they switched places with an incel for a few months. I feel trapped, miserable, I have no motivation, I have no appetite, and I have no self esteem. Inceldom is affecting life as a whole. I keep masturbating but yet I get no relief, it's not good. I have been drinking heavily to escape this hell, I'm constantly reminded of my sub humanity.

>>70393991
Wish I started learning a language years ago, I'd be very good in it by now, I'm too lazy to even start though.

>>70394187
Ive got it

>>70394115
i thought the whole gender business was a cunt in italian? i do multi-language websites and italian costs us tons more than spanish and french. something about not knowing the gender of the person you're talking about making a mess of most sentences.

>>70394049
you want to shag one dont you?

NEED to do a 'cide

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What's he thinking of?

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>>70394209

A university has been fined after two students suffered "life-threatening" effects when they were given 100 times too much caffeine in an experiment.

Northumbria University told Newcastle Crown Court it was "deeply, genuinely sorry" as it was fined £400,000.

Sports science students Alex Rossetta and Luke Parkin were each given the equivalent of 300 cups of coffee.

They were admitted to intensive care for dialysis after the calculation error led to violent side-effects.

>>70394209
>but yet
Stopped reading right there

>>70394032
>niggers still rapping about selling crack, getting caught by the police and 'bitches' 20 years later.

What a beautiful culture.

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>>70394272
>Sports science students

>>70394250
the american reich hes going to build

>>70393986
you don't need to worry about health if you spend all your time in the hospital, its the same as doctors smoking

If you get cancer or have a heart attack while in hospital its fine because you just get revived

if you have a heart attack or brain aneurism or stroke at home in your room you are FUCKED
if it happens in hospital you're almost certainly going to be fine so no need to worry about the ol health

>>70394217
please

>>70394250

telepathic messages from the bogs

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>>70394209
*splashes you with my latte*

>>70394284
>n-word

Edgy

>>70394322
not really true in either case here 2bh

leftism is a mental illness

>>70394284
really couldnt muster the effort to fedora metalheads slandering rap in this manner at this point

its a good tune case in point, you cant rap about going to school and working hard dumb niqqa, plus hes rapping about the poor socioeconomic environment he grew up in, his experience.

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>>70394318
he's going to be a literal giant when he's an adult

>>70394049

culturally drilled into them, that's how the fucking parasites have survived so long

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>>70394272

stacey poole god tier butterface

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How is /GF2017/ coming along lads?

>>70394340
FORN
(Fuck off reddit nigger)

>>70394272
how does someone even do that? 1 cup of coffee is like 100mg of caffeine. that's 30 fucking grams of the stuff hahahaha

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approved today lads

IMPORTANT BREKKY POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12197226

http://www.strawpoll.me/12197226

http://www.strawpoll.me/12197226

>>70394351
m8 if I was in hospital and started having a heartattack I would be 1x10^100 times less worried than if it happened when I was alone

I basically wouldn't care

>>70394032
you're a nigger

>>70394395
>>>/pol/

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>I use the term "nigger" unironically

barron trump is 10 years old and 6 foot

fucking hell

>>70394363
you're not a nigger no matter how hard you try

>>70394444
FORN

>>70394322
you're an idiot, sir

do you think working in a hospital will somehow get you bumped up the oncology waiting list?

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>>70394435
howd you know

>>70394419
Another buncha shite

>>70394250
he is realizing that he is the Kwisatz Haderach Muad'Dib himself

>>70394393
off to an uncertain but promising start

>>70394432
didnt vote since cheerios isnt an option

>>70394433
People die of heart attacks while they're in hospital for some other condition all the time lad

>>70394466
Not trying to be a nigger you cringy fuck, just enjoying the music

>>70394418
I once did a paid experiment while at uni

part of it was to drink this concoction that contained the most bitter substance known to man at 100ppm

was the most vile thing I have ever ingested, and I had to do a questionaire before I could have some beer to wash it down with

>>70394393
i dont like beaners so i wont be finding one at school

>>70394489
that roastie has seen miles of cock

fannies look so much bigger in pics and in vids than they do irl

>>70394504
actually they are, quite a few cereals, yoghurts, pastries, fruit etc. on offer, but fuck that hehe

>>70394221
Loads of them are incredibly fit and I would if I could but not desperate for it

>>70394539
please go to >>>/r9k/ or >>>/int/cum ASAP, nobody wants you here

>>70394473
>>70394473
yes

>>70394542
>doing a blatantly obvious virgin post

>>70394458
what the fuck, i bet he is going to be like 7"2 when he is 18

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>>70394419
looks good I think
love me PoMo architecture

>>70394322
Almost all young and middle age doctors don't smoke though because they
>can't afford them in medical school
>are ironically too smart to start smoking
>do an ENT round and see some cut missing half his face or talking out of a trachy

alri lads i think there are some man here who could help me out. If a station can accept data from 3 wireless stations which broadcast at 433MHz and then i put a signal repeater near each sensor to boost their range, which would still transmit at 433MHz, would the station still accept the data? its the same data, just retransmitted, so it should be fine right?

>>70394565
t. blownout roastie

Unironically going to bed to go to sleep right now.

Such is the life of a wagie.

>>70394049
why are the goyim so obsessed with us?

>>70394542
this tbqh

>>70394458

more like 5'7"

will probably stop at 6'6"

>>70394363
>its a good tune case in point, you cant rap about going to school and working hard dumb niqqa
well you can't

>>70394565
why?

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Imagine being a 6 foot 10 year old inbred mongrel inheriting a billion dollar empire going by the name "baron"

>>70394584
heh I was being stupid on purpose the whole time

bored now, byeee

>>70394340
t. black person

>>70394363
>that false dichotomy
Hah, jokes on you paddy I listen to rap. There's no excuse for being a dumb nigger who can't rise above rapping about the same subject his ape-brained predecessors have been for decades and using music as a platform for promoting reprobate behaviour.

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>>70394627
Yeah if only he had a great life ahead of him like us, h-haha.

jews are vermin

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>>70394450
>I get upset when people say nigger on 4chan
>I am not black

>>70394627
It's Barron and he's not inbred unlike you whiskey-soaked reprobates on the island that God hates, Ireland

>>70394419
Is boring as fuck

as is 22 Bishopsgate

I liked the unique style of sky scrapers in the city, these two are boring as fuck. Canary Wharf-tier.

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Wish Trump was my dad

>>70394627
Always thought his name was an example of Bog Fart's narcissism 2bh

He just wanted to call someone/have his son being called "Baron Trump" without needing an actual royal title

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shall not be giving new worlders another (You) during this thread

>>70394656
Ah fuck off would you, 'tism ridden eejyt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OAYMMod9Wo

some of vince staples stuff rlly make u think

is gazi CIA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCNFulM0UI

Baron Fart

banjo lip semi-simian raggamuppet shitskin jigaboo groid pickaninny spear chuker gutter monkey buckwheat nigger

Chief Bog Fart has started to build his cubicle wall lads

>>70394706
you'd think he'd aim higher than baron 2bh

>>70394535
nah fair enough they drank it. I'm talking about the people who made the mixture up. they must be thick as fuck, I'd say most people who know the standard dosing of caffeine would know something is wrong with 30 grams of it being ingested. even a reduction by a factor of 10 is still 6 times the maximum medical dosage a day.

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>banjo lip semi-simian raggamuppet shitskin jigaboo groid pickaninny spear chuker gutter monkey buckwheat nigger

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>>70393856
taytay NEEDS BBC

>>70394656
t. thinks listening to aesop rock makes him smart

vince staples has killer flow and thats fact

with a good beat and flow you don't even NEED lyrical content for a good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s4LADs8QnE
verse starts at 2:50

>>70394684
>Drumpf family
>Not severely inbred rothschild bogdanof puppets
Ha! fuck off bog fart!

>>70394720
is Gazi controlled opposition ?

how do you take stitches out?
just find a loose thread and pull?

>thought Trump wouldn't be as mad as his campaign rhetoric
>he is, he's a nutter

president toilet bog fart

>>70394742
Guess it's the only name that seems moderately ok, "King" or something is a bit too obvious la

>>70394770
i think you just wait for your body to take care of it don't you? fairly sure theyre made that way. Best not to mess with them

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>>70394776
Rasheed

>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
i've fucked it

>>70394770
Many of them are dissolvable and will just disappear by the time it's healed

>>70394770
>>70394770
what type of stitches are they lad

did the doctors not specifiy what would happen when its time for them to come out, dissolve or go back to get them removed?

obviously they would have done this, so OBVIOUSLY you are lying and don't even have stitches

I had 15 in september, was fun. Need another injury to get some more but also cba getting injured

20 deck of mayfair, here is my money good sir

BUILD THE WALL
BUILD IT TALL

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>>70394770
yep
just like a guinea worm

>>70394794
how about Rex? or Cesar? (too mexican?)

>>70394770
are they insoluble or dissolvable?

>>70394863
Rex is a dogs name and obviously Cesar is a spic name

juan sheet

>>70394863
>>70394794
should of named him little toilet bog fart

heh

>>70394839
>>70394805
the ones I had recently weren't dissolvable
I had to go for an appointment to get them cut out, wound was still leaking blood for about 3 weeks after I had them removed too

also It wasn't one big long thing, each stitch is liek its own individual thread disconnected from the rest

>liverpoo

>>70394841
dunno m8, just reading up
not even got my admission letter yet, bloody NHS

>>70394899
hehe

Jurgen Klopp is really, really fucking stupid.

>>70394853
>africa

does God hate the Irish or the Africans more?

>>70394272
kek

>>70394577
>>70394458
Wrong.

>6 feet = 183~cm

This means that every year of his life so far, Barron must have grown by 18.3cm. By these calculations, Barron will be 10 feet and 8 inches tall (328 centimeters) by the time he reaches 18 years of age.

>>70394901
either way best not to poke around with stitches yourself, let a doctor do it

>>70394920
admission for wha?

>>70394841
shut the fuck up runtboy

>>70394578
they were doing fine until they built the glass bullshit

Just rubbed the scabies cream all over my naked body lads

70394937
paddies were allowed to coattail off us so the latter

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>>70394250

>>70394947
surgery :^)

>>70394944
agreed

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did a poo

>>70394965
had this when i was like 10

used to get buck naked and slap that shit on all over, feels good

>>70394943
ah yes because when he was born he was 0cm very impressive

experiencing extreme FOMO atm

>>70394950
I will decimate your bloodline

>>70394978
surgical stitches are usually dissolvable of the incision but it depends on a couple of things

what are you having done

Britain is in a state of poverty , the conservatives are in denial ...look how popular food banks are

Shame on UK

>>70393856
Top right is ugly as fuck.

>>70394708

i am more attracted to the butthole than the vagina

i find it the more interesting orifice, personally

waiting for the normie flatmates to fuck off to the club so i can cook my pizza without them asking for some
no FUCK off you cant HAVE ANY

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Lads this was Eddie Hall at 16

He hadnt touched a weight at this point, he only did swimming

look at that nipple piercing. What a freak.

>>70395044
having a schwanoma cut out of my right calf

>>70395001
I've had to do this like 5 times now

Think I originally got it from some sorry slag and I gave it to someone at work without realising I had it, did the treatment and now I'm getting it back off the person in work

Fucking grim desu

>>70394978
can you be a bit more specific
surgery for what

>>70395001
>buck naked

>>70395081
howling

>>70395087
joe rogan would believe this

>>70395048
we've been stuck in a depression for almost 10 years

things will get better

setting aside the rhetoric

>>70395081
you're going to eat a whole pizza by your self? fat bastard

>>70394239
Do black girls like getting their hair pulled or will they chimp out at you

>>70395081
just wee on it you mong

REMEMBER WHEN A BLACK MUSLIM CHOPPED OFF THE HEAD OF A MEMBER OF THE BRITISH ARMED FORCES IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND LONDONERS WATCHED AND DID NOTHING?

Haha

>>70395087
w/e could box him out muscles or no

>>70395087

yes i watch netflix too.

he also did weightlifting by that time.

*supports a regime change in this thread because your government nationalized my (You) factories*

>>70395087
>He hadnt touched a weight at this point, he only did swimming
sincerely doubt this

>>70395150
they'd probably get pissed that you were pulling out their weave

looking to buy a composite door for the new gaff

any recommendations?

>>70395081
i remember doing shit like this. kind of miss it now i live by myself

>>70394715
Literally:

Huddybee bibbidybbbity
(BRRRRRRAP)
Biddybee nigga
(SCCCCRRRT)
Goddybee hunnids of deez niggaz
blowin dem hole in dem bitches
(DAMN)
Tellin deez niggaz
We be diddyin nigga addy bix nood niggaz.

Yeah, really created some newfangled neural pathways in my brain. This nigga woke.

>>70395144
haven't eaten all day mate im starving
stop shaming me

>>70394363
>you cant rap about going to school and working hard dumb niqqa
And this that shit that'll make you call your baby mama
When you gone on half a pill, don't know why but that's how it is
Then you take a flight back to the crib, y'all make love like college kids
And you say all the shit you gon' do better, we can try this shit again
'Round the time the dope wear off, you feel stupid, she feel lost
That's dopamine, I mean dope, I mean you think Cupid done worn off
Waiting in the hallway with her arms crossed
Baby boy face full of applesauce
Maybe should have stayed but it ain't yo fault
Too much pressure, I peel off, I'm sorry
Was young and had to choose between you
And what the rest of the world might offer me, shit what would you do
Well I'd probably do it differently if second the chance
Only if some cool ass older man would've let me know in advance
There's this quarry, that is dug so deep in a father's chest
When he feel that he's broken up his nest
And he figured shit he was just doing the best that he could
Which end up being the worst that he could
And all some pussy nigga on the internet can say is that verse ain't good
It's boring? Boring? Really?!

>>70395150
First time I fucked a black girl she freaked when I pulled her hair

They hate it cause 99% of the time they're wearing a wig or a weave and obvs don't want it ripped off

REMEMBER WHEN LONDONERS OVERWHELMINGLY VOTED FOR A PAKISTANI MUSLIM MAN CALLED SADIQ KHAN TO BE THEIR MAYOR?

Haha

>>70395172
yeah they should have used their guns we obviously have in this country...

>>70395048
Trish 'MummyOfEloise' Clarke likes this.

>>70395048
wish attlee was still alive desu

am personally responsible for half the gimmicks you little runts misuse on a daily basis

>>70394761
Who is aesop rock?

Yeah man that was so lit. I like the bit where he postures about being a big bad nigga man who you shouldn't mess with.

president toilet bog fart

>>70395199
had a laugh at this but its clear you are stuck on your opinion and i respect that, have fun friend

>>70395230
lad if 5 grown men rush a guy with a knife 99 times out of a hundred they are getting superficial wounds

the fact is all the people there that day were poofs

I woulda just speared the cunt and knocked him out with a headlock

what she asked of me, at the end of the day
calligula would have blushed
"oh, you've been in the house too long", she said
and i naturally fled

>>70395317
>lit

fuck off to /cum/ can tell you're 19

>>70395172
londoners are pakis they were probably cheering them on

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>the fact is all the people there that day were poofs

>I woulda just speared the cunt and knocked him out with a headlock

the "toilet bog fart" gimmick unironically makes me ashamed to be british. There's no other way to put it. I cannot STAND the fact that we have like 60 words for a penis, 100 for farting, 1000 for poo. It's a mental illness.

>>70394715
Lad, this is dreadful. Are you shitposting?

wonder how the guards in toilet bog fart's wall are going to shit

is he going to put a shitter in each of the guard posts?

>>70395263
Someone made that on new years eve instead of having fun.

>>70395175
>>70395173
>>70395116
>>70395177
>jealousy
Not surprising desu. The guy literally has one in a billion genetics. Nobody else can deadlift 500kg like him.

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So come on lads, which character did you always pick? I was a Blanka man myself. Used to make my mate fuming.

how do you cook asparagus without it getting flimsy?

>>70395331
in belfast they would've ground the paki bastard into a fine paste

no hardmen left in england though

>>70395418
SEE WHAT I MEAN
>>70395431

>>70395444
go bison or go home

>>70395087
He did I watched his documentary on netflix. He seems pretty based too top lad

>>70395444
Dhalsim

>>70395321
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

>>70395444
Guile

>>70395476
>bison
proper runt tier

>>70395317
I'm just messin with you cuz, you aight.

>>70395437
you're a fucking mong if you think anyone achieves that with just swimming. He obviously has incredible genetics, dedication, and training. But that doesn't mean he's just naturally massive

>>70395444
where is donkey kong
that's who i usally go

>>70395351
Innn my life

>>70395444
What game is this?

>$UICIDEBOY$
>SADDBOIS

Ah yes WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO

>>70395500
>another runt infuriated by the endless knee slide
heh, nothing personal kid

>>70395444
zangief and dhalsim are the two best tbqh

>>70395415
you prrobably have the body of jay
I won't stand by and gawk while terrorism takes place in my own city if i have a choice

>>70395437
Big Stokey lad should be playing for the potters getting his head on the end of a cross on a windy night at the Britannia

>>70395546
what was all the rage in 2013

>>70395444
o.sagat obv

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bf just sent me this

>>70395444
Ryu pleb here.

>>70395087
absolute tripe he's been on gear since he was about 15 will ya stop

fucking hell lads

this chicken breast is so damn good

really surprised myself

succulent, juicy, and tasty

>>70395547
>ah yes everyone played gimmicky characters in street fighter

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Sultan Khan of Londonistan

>>70395434
tbf it was quarter to 3

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Well actually British and white American are basically the same thing.

Germans have a large amount of Gaelic ancestry so they are also British

>>70395631
what did you do to it?

>Trump administration mandating EPA scientific studies, data undergo review by political staff before public release.

Ah yes, the anti-science right

>>70395673
everyone is british

>>70395673
>56%

president toilet bog fart

>>70395601
Nonce.

went to a gay club yesterday

>>70395710
Including North African and middle eastern
Howling

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HOWLING AND WAILING

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>You'll never HEEM a niqqa this hard

>>70395710
Kindly go fuck yourself lad.

[runs at you with a yoga ball]

>>70395730
people always buy me drinks at gay clubs

last time I was there some girl walked up and kissed me without saying a word then walked off

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>one eye the pakis one eye on the street

I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts.

>>70395687
baked it in the oven

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this is how i pull

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>>70395444
Urien is the true patrition chose

>Germany to abolish law on insulting foreign heads of states

Ah yes just in time

Is there a worse meme than ''''''Scots dialect'''''''? I don't think there is.

>>70395791
Love this gimmick

LOVE it

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>>70395053
True but decent chebs and body.

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>Go for cheap prinks with the lads
>Standard 3L bottle of cheap cider
>Polish it down
>Head to the local gay bar
>Seduce and fuck a few twinks
>Get a few free drinks
>Head to the straight bar
>Have a good night

Joined the Stormcloaks even though I'm a Breton lads

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>>70395747
creasing

>>70395815
>patrician

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just got done with a waggle of the ol' todge lads

my PYGs'll put their hand on ya watch
be easy i put ya manz in a box

Been so restless that I have been unable to sleep well for the past week or so. Figure it's because I am so lonely and have no social outlet whatsoever. Alright lads.

>>70395841
Perfect body and love the face

Butterfaces are the patrician's choice

>>70395850
already knew you were gay when you drank cider

>>70395781
like trying to pick you up?
I get tired of having to repeat i'm not gay so just go with it unless it actually starts getting uncomfortable

>>70395601
source
for scientific purposes

>>70395876
'ce

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>>70393856
chebs

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>>70395899
nothing gay about drinking 3L of chemically altered rocket fuel hard cider

fuck off leaf

might do an ol' 'cide

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>>70395915
suck me off m8

>>70395905
>like trying to pick you up?
no, maybe like a bet or dare idk

they usually have a good atmosphere though, gays sure love drugs

>>70395940
Cider is a great drink
Bloody leaves I sware

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>>70395940
>frosty jacks

Just had a nice long hike in the rain

>>70395942
>killing yourself
bit rude, God did put you on this Earth for a reason mate

>>70395950
non'

who the fuck drinks 3 (three) litres of SHITE as predrinks

>>70396006
I for one

>>70395958
yea it's a different vibe, guys walking around in speedos and drag queens at the one I was at yesterday. good stuff

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>the reason for dhalsim's ability to breath fire comes from the spicy curry’s he eats

Japanese do love a good bit of bant

>tfw too angry to wank
fuck SAKE

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need a swedish gf

so help pee God

NEED a findom gf.

>>70396006
they have this shit here that's 1.5L and 10 standards for $10

as if you wouldn't get on it, tastes alright too

if your family calls food "nibbles" you are middle class

>>70395977
karl tanner do ya fookin knees in

hardest scrapper in gin alley

>>70396019
do you just spend all night pissing and feeling awful when you could've had 3 gulps of any spritis to achieve the same effect

>>70395977
I've had a emotional break down drinking a bottle of it I shit you not. Nasty shit

>>70396006
men

might filter "n*gger"

you shouldn't be allowed to vote if you don't live in a city

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>>70396003
'de

>>70396036
Farm girls are by far the best

>>70396096
fuck off kike

>>70396069
3 gulps of spirits my fucking arse lad

1L of vodka at the very least for a good buzz

also not going to lie, frosty jacks hits hard. The chemicals hit fucking hard in that shit, its not even the percentage. Finishing a bottle of Frostys should be considered a status symbol.

>runts STILL arguing about who can drink the most
NO ONE CARES

shan't be replying any longer

you shouldn't be allowed to vote if you aren't ethnically english, scottish, welsh or irish

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>>70395673
where did all those British people come from in 10 years?

>>70396096
Major cities should break off from their countries and form an alliance of city states

>>70396006
Are you joking? When I was 13 the lads would be downing 3 litres as pre-pre-swall.

me here, how's it going lads

>>70396023
i went to one with tranny bouncers once

critical banter, big burly men in wigs an dresses lashing people out

>>70395988
God either doesn't exist or He is unimaginably cruel

why not lad?

>pre-drinking
ah yes I am contributing to the death of the British public house

>>70396106
why are there so many icelandic women being killed

>>70396186
you too

>>70396170
americans are more interested in british culture now

3 litres of cider would make me have to pee every 5 minutes

>>70396176
that would be very interesting

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>public house

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<-- What...THE FUCK...is this!?

>>70396217
most pubs are gastro pubs now anyway

no proper dodgy boozers left