/brit/

fuck JF OPs

>>70386473
I'm both blessed and cursed with being able to go a long time without cumming

Funny how much you mock "deano's" yet they have better lives than you

>>70386450
*reverses the flags and posts this on /r/unitedkingdom*

Despise the engl*sh

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>to encourage reporduction was to endlessly retard the process by which the particles of light trapped in the bodies of the living things were finally and permanently liberated
ahh at last i truly see

>>70386497
mass effect gimmick is dead lad

>>70386450
The irony of these images is that in that particular Mad Men episode, the whole point is that Don (the guy on the bottom) is insanely jealous of Schlomo (the guy on the top - can't remember his name) and is desperately insecure the entire episode. Don even deliberately sabotages Schlomo because he thinks about him so much.

>Only anglo flags in the thread

Want went right lads?

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Oh Canada! Oh Canada!
Our home and native land!

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>>70386537

>have three invites to the For Honor closed beta
>no friends to share them with
i-imagine that, haha

>Gross Pay: £2713.20

As a 25 year old in London, how should I feel about this? No annual bonus.

>tfw at 6th form class sizes were 6-10 people
>Really good teachers

Still wish uni was like this lads, it wasn't so bad for 1st year cos the marks didn't really matter

>>70386537
are you telling people TO despise the English?

>>70386598

And yet Don is still a successful alpha whereas Ginsberg ends up in a mental hospital sans nipple

have posted on every /brit/ thread for over 24 straight hours now

>>70386630
I only make slightly less than this a month and live in a pretty cheap area so my money goes pretty far. Much nicer than being borderline poverty in London I think.

only played the first mass effect but it was a proper comfy game

havent posted in a single /cum/ thread in over 24 gay years

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*Walks towards you*

Just had a random mobile number ring me and then hang up immediately.

What should I do?

>>70386608
Here's another

>>70386720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitCQCaKi3E

c o m f y

>>70386537
really quite rude in all honesty

>>70386740
text back asking for gay sex

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What went wrong?

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>Peggy Olson isn't the fittest mad men character

>>70386608
was a bit busy having dinner with family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI_At5TE1bY
london looks nice

>>70386593
piss off bellwhiff

Don't know why people are whining about the abortion thing trump signed.
Why should America pay for another country's abortion programmes? Shouldn't that country be funding it themselves?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Roche

>In February 2016, a biography of Tony Blair, Broken Vows: Tony Blair -- The Tragedy of Power (serialized in the Daily Mail), by British author Tom Bower, described Roche's alleged part in the deliberate encouragement of mass immigration into the UK during Blair's time as Prime Minister of the UK.[7]

>The Daily Mail, in its serialization, commented thus on the book: "The most incredible revelations concern Barbara Roche, a little-known MP who was immigration minister between 1999 and 2001. During this period, she quietly adopted policies – with Mr Blair’s approval – that changed the face of the UK." and "She changed the rules to allow more work permits to be issued, especially to people who would previously have been considered asylum seekers. Stephen Boys Smith, who was then head of the Home Office’s immigration directorate, said: ‘It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a “holistic way” she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society.’"

aaaaaaand wait for it *drum roll*

>The daughter of Barnet and Hanna Margolis[3] she was educated at the Jews Free School, Camden Town and Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford where she read Philosophy, Politics and Economics (PPE).

>>70386790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vqj3AEMZBw

it is

had to call royal mail today to track down a parcel lads

lady on the other end was very polite and helpful though i felt bad as i realised i called right when she probably had a foot out the door

>>70386793
sure I went to uni with this prick

>>70386793
how come gay people are always so good looking

>>70386821
kek, even in Britain

>texted group chat explaining i can't come today cos im really ill
>some runt says "yeah i can't go either, have a sore throat"
ffs now when i go in tomorrow the tutor is going to think i was skiving cos the other runt was

>>70386781
>Not Pete's wife

lmao, simply lmao.

>>70386830
Pretty sure he's american.

>>70386808
Personally if 3rd worlders want abortions and reduced birth rates the UK should step up as a bastion of liberalism and offer to use our foreign aid money to pay for them

>>70386633
My smallest seminar at uni is supposed to have 16 people, but only 8 turn up on a good day

Smallest lecture is 15 people, but it's treated like a seminar

>>70386863
Alison Brie? she can't act imo

>>70386844
more estrogen
same for bisexuals.

>>70386537
same

>>70386821
okay let me entertain this notion for a second

lets say there is a jewish agenda
and they want to destroy the west with mass immigration

what do they gain from this?

>>70386821
>voted for iraq as well
blairite vermin

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>>70386781
Wrong

>>70386733

I have watched Katelyn suicide video. The whole video is 43 and a half minutes long Evidence of a suicide about to take place, is near the beginning. Her name was call 5 minutes after she hung herself. Her cellphone rung 7 minutes after she hung herself. Her name is call again 10 minutes after she hung herself. Her phone rung agian just after that, twice. Her name is call agian 15,18, 20 and 23 minutes after she hung herself. Her cellphone rung at 19, 21 and 23 minutes after she hung herself. The video itself stop 20 seconds after the last phone call. Base light on the light of the trailer in the back ground, the cellphone wasn't pick up, the video was stop by Live/Me.com themself.

>>70386900
Is that relevant?

Also post-Don Betty > Peggy

>>70386900
she is highly attractive though

>>70386882
My lectures are 200-250 people, probably 40% Chinese and 20% Malaysian

>>70386781
hmm, suspiciously correct for a yank

>>70386909
cheaper labour so more money in their pockets

Do they really expect us to believe that Britain has always been multicultural and accepted 300,000 immigrants into the country every year just because there were a couple of brown people living in victorian Britain?

>>70386931
why are you typing like a polish person just learning english

>>70386909
The Jews are a minority group. In a racially cohesive state where another group is the majority, they are excluded from power an money. And historically, the Jews have been subject to oppression, repression, and various crackdowns and isolations. As a response the Jews have historically followed two policies... 1) pretend to be part of the majority and 2) cooperate with other "out-of favor" groups.

In areas where there were few non-whites, they allied with political factions in conflict witht he power that be. Workers against Management (Marxism) & Woman against Men (Feminism) etc. In the U.S. the natural allies for the Jews were the Blacks. Its not so much that the Jews like blacks, or even care about blacks, but that Blacks being outsiders were useful for taking on the majority .. .whites. Later on the Jews also allied with the Mestizos.

Its always about keeping the majority off balance, and using that to benefit the Jews a group.

*BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Oops, tee hee sorry anon. :D :P

>>70386952
My biggest lecture is only about 200 at most

My lecture where there is only like 25 people is split 30% Chinese, 30% Indians, and 40% Whites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814lPu4r0tg

TUNE

>>70386733
Are we as a species responsible for her demise? Where did we go wrong? What should we have done?

>>70386972
That's just the law, it's not one that restricts the absolute number.
Write to your MP if you're unhappy.

>>70386956
thats a capitalist/rich people agenda, not jewish

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>>70386945
>Betty
>post-Don
thicc meme needs lynched sedu

>>70386972
My favourite thing about the 300,000 figure is it's absolutely massive and it's only half the story as it's 300,000 net

It's actually 600,000 coming in and 300,000 leaving - some of that will be Brits coming and returning but most of it is replacing Brits fleeing with third worlders coming in

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>>70386781
>>70386927
>>70386863
>>70386945

The girl Don has sex with when he flies out to LA with Pete is objectively the hottest. This is not up for debate.

>le destruction of muh white race!!!1!1!1

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>anon my friend said you like "thicc" girls? Is this true?

>>70386972
>multicuturalism is a colour thing

No sweetie

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What book are you currently reading lads?

ah the resident goldberg is back

>>70387053
>>70386909

>>70387050
can't even remember her, gonna re-watch it soonish

Also need to re-watch The Wire for the 3rd time now there is an HD version.

>>70387057
thicc not fatt

>>70387070
that's Mr. Goldberg to you

https://youtu.be/G6OuKo2uTIY

what did he mean by this?

>there are two regular jews on /brit/
>both are literal walking /pol/ stereotypes

hmm got me thinking there yep

>>70386982
I think even if this was true its more something that just occurs due to circumstance than being some evil, intentionally planned out scheme that everyones in on

>>70387069
this time is different
automate the boring stuff

need a bf lads

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>>70387070

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>>70387069

>>70387109
Am I being called a jew for expressing scepticism about jews taking over the world?

>>70387129
>browsing 4chan on a phone
epitome of autism

Reminder that, when you see a Londoner posting on /brit/, statistically they are NOT white.

Just an interesting little tidbit of information for you :))

Out for dinner on the company's dime tonight lads, where to? Not much choice in this town though.

>Cote
>Brasserie Blanc
>Local fish restaurant
>Indian

>>70387149
i shiggy and diggy hope you didn't pay money for that

>>70387161
is there something wrong with that you racist piece of shit

Suicide is a tough one.. I've attempted several times in my past thankfully I didn't succeed. However my best friend Nina did. Nothing I did stopped her.. I want to share her story..
My best friend was Nina Shane. She was in her early 40s. She came to stay with me my husband and my 2 children after the death of her fiance from cancer. She started going to er saying she was in pain.. they even gave her a feeding tube ( she didn't even need it) she started putting liquor in her feeding tube so dr wouldn't smell alcohol. I told them an tube eventually got removed.. on Feb 14 2012 I came home to find her gone.. she came back the 15th claiming she was in hospital.. well her speech was off and she was out of it so I called 911.. told EMT she ha threatened suicide and has been out of it since returning. They took her to er.. shortly after we found her note.. I'll never forget it. I called police back turned note over and called hospital to tell them she was trying to kill herself. Only to find out she had left that hospital.. I called all ERs to let them know in case she went there. She did go to another. They never held her. She walked out of Hartford er at 1pm wen to 9th floor of parking garage and dispite many people calling to her she jumped.. nothing was going to stop her.. god knows we tried.. I am very angry at her. She was selfish .. however she was hurting a pain no one could heal... R.i.p Nina

As peaceful and non-violent Iceland and Icelanders are, it can always be ruined by outside influences

Pictured: 2 Greenlandic men suspected of murdering an Icelandic woman

>>70387151
im in bed stfu

>>70387117
Doesn't have to be intentionally planned and not everyone has to be in on it for it to be a bad thing

>>70387180
ah yes, wagecucks

>>70386931
why would you watch this

>>70387166
>Local fish restaurant

be honest, you mean a chippy

>>70387171
Mike Cernovich's great work isn't done free mate

>anything remotely critical of multiculturalism or jews is posted
>goldberg immediately materializes from the ether to post a rebuttal

i'm supposed to believe the jidf isn't real?

>>70387069
Beyond Chutzpah by Norman Finkelstein.....about how the Jewish lobby have co-opted the term 'Anti-semitism' and the memory of the holocaust to defend zionism/Israel's actions in Palestine.

Fascinating tbqh.

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>>70387179

fuck you racist idiots

London is Mogadishu but with more rain and a stricter implementation of Sharia law.

List of ethnic groups in the United States by household income

Indian American : $101,591[2]
Taiwanese American : $85,566[2]
Filipino American : $82,389[2]
Australian American : $81,452[3]
Israeli American : $79,736[3]
European American : $77,440[3]
Russian American : $77,349[3]
Greek American : $77,342[3]
Lebanese American : $74,757[3]
Croatian American : $73,196[3]
Latvian American : $72,690[3]
Lithuanian American : $72,605[3]
Austrian American : $72,478[3]
Iranian American : $72,345[3]
Slovene American : $72,272[3]
Swiss American : $71,418[3]
Bulgarian American : $71,331[3]
Romanian American : $71,230[3]
Scandinavian American : $71,190[3]
Italian American : $70,726[3]
Japanese American : $70,261[2]
British American : $70,037[3]
Chinese American: $69,586[2]
(including Taiwanese American)
Serbian American : $69,372[3]
Belgian American : $69,342[3]
Scottish American : $69,269[3]
Welsh American : $68,874[3]
Polish American : $68,843[3]
Chinese American: $68,672[2]
(excluding Taiwanese American)
Slovak American : $68,611[3]
Danish American : $68,558[3]
Czechslovakian American : $67,991[3]
Swedish American : $67,908[3]
Norwegian American : $67,403[3]
Syrian American : $66,965[3]
Czech American : $66,856[3]
Hungarian American : $66,483[3]
Ukrainian American : $66,430[3]
Finnish American : $66,063[3]
German American : $65,570[3]
English American : $65,436[3]
Palestinian American : $65,345[3]
French Canadian American : $64,883[3]
Portuguese American : $64,525[3]
Irish American : $64,322[3]
Albanian American : $63,649[3]
Canadian American : $63,443[3]
Slavic American : $62,866[3]
Pakistani American : $62,848[2][4]
Nigerian American : $62,086[3]
Scotch-Irish American : $62,055[3]
Indonesian American : $61,943[2]
Dutch American : $61,508[3]
Egyptian American : $61,344[3]
French American : $61,262[3]
Turkish American : $61,187[3]

(Had to cut off a load because it was too long)

Actually makes me do a think and not in the meme sense

>>70387161
What marks did you get in S1 la? lmao

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>>70387013
blame the american social services for being shite

>>70387233
MUH Sharia law zones

>>70387122
all me.

>>70387251
do one

>>70387183
well what ethical countermeasures could you possibly employ

would bash the fashists ITT IRL

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>The Mayor of London is QUITE LITERALLY a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan

COULD NOT FABRICATE

i just hope all races and religions can live in peace

on the bog

Want to start eating more fast food e.g KFC and stuff.

I feel like normies do it a lot so it is acceptable, plus I'm underweight so why not. Every month I get paid and the money just sits there doing nothing in an account. It's about finding the time though; after work all I want to do is boost home.

hmmm ASMRDarling looks a bit weird in this video

would still shag her if she offered though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82j-wrDT8-g

gunna walk my dog in a sharia controlled zone

>>70387251
ah yes, the famous Czechoslovakian, Canadian and European ethnicites

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>>70387286
On the bog pill?

>>70387251
>Dutch Americans are still honest farmers till this day
makes me proud desu

>>70387320
alri brum

'd rather be a runt than a normie

>>70387311
is it her hair?

>>70387282
your naiveté continues to astound

>>70387305
what an utterly redundant post

>all these runts from the hinterlands that are frustrated about their inability to afford/get a job in London.

>>70387348
how convenient for you then

>>70387325
always thought these two where photoshopped

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Might leave uni halls and move back in with my parents
Too painful seeing the normies having fun

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>>70387280
This is the mayor of Bristol

>>70387305
I'm underweight but I try to eat a low fat diet because you can build up internal fat around your organs

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>mate just got a grad job at Ford
>gets a free 2017 Ford Fiesta RS
>pay rise after 6 months
>32k starting

happy for him but for fucks sake I'm a bit jealous

>>70387360
no naiveté. you're the naiveté

The powers that be want to dumb us down to an average IQ of 90 so we're all docile, happy to work boring jobs and come home to watch corrie, living for the weekend of watching the footy and spending loads in mansfield shopping centre.

A mass made of people who have intense curiosity about why Beethoven went in for string quartets after the Ninth Symphony, or whether Kant really refuted Hume satisfactorily, or what the latest quantum theories mean in relation to Determinism and Free Will, is not a mass that will easily be led into dull, dehumanizing labor at traditional jobs.

think im going to do another sick lads
at least this time there's some Rockstar Energy Drink that i can throw up

>>70387311
I really love her and I hope she doesn't get taken advantage of by some fat tv Jew

>>70387305
Fucking hell, what a runt.

Why don't you invest the money and eat decent food instead?

>>70387275
What countermeasures could you employ against mass immigration? Reducing immigration would work

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>A mass made of people who have intense curiosity about why Beethoven went in for string quartets after the Ninth Symphony, or whether Kant really refuted Hume satisfactorily, or what the latest quantum theories mean in relation to Determinism and Free Will, is not a mass that will easily be led into dull, dehumanizing labor at traditional jobs.

>>70387251
most of the indians who immgirate to the united states are from the highest castes and have ridiculously high average iq iirc, far cry from the pakis that immigrate to england
they completely dominate some fields of academia along with chinese / taiwanese immigrants

>>70387413
>implying she hasn't already been on the casting couch

lmao

>>70387069

re-reading the denial of death

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>mate just got a grad job at Ford
>gets a free 2017 Ford Fiesta RS
>pay rise after 6 months
>32k starting

happy for him but for fucks sake I'm a bit jealous

>>70387391
my """" Asian""""" friend got a billion pound starting somewhere in England and all he spends it on are prozzies

>>70387391
sounds pretty good
if it's like other "Free Work Car" schemes, he is still paying for it, but it's taken out before you receive the money in your account and the interest rate will be almost zero

>>70387391
will he be operating machines?

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>How do you want your city pham?

>>70387391
>has to drive a Deano car

kek

Bored. What can I do for about an hour?

>>70387445
what a diabolical post from start to finish

just god awful

>are prozzies

you have no grasp of the english language dear oh dear

>>70387404
Read the Frankfurt School this is what they said but get they denounced as "snobbish"

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>>70387324
>No such thing as European ethnicity

>>70387471
Wank

If London is so great why did 620,000 white people leave in just 10 years?

>>70387467
>has to

>>70387453
finance

>>70387447
dunno, think it's one of those things where they give you a new one every 3 years or something - don't know how it works

>>70387404
>mansfield shopping centre.

nottingham(shire) mentioned and it's called the four seasons actually

I watch all the ads the whole way through on ASMRDarling's videos so that she gets paid for it

>>70387477
>english
>Not English

Oh dear.

>>70387477
I'm wiping my arse with my right hand so can t really typevxx

>>70387506
Old people retiring and moving to the countryside

Jonny 2x4 you here mate?

I told Aisha and she went red in the face. Sorry I doubted you mate.

>>70387311
thats a pretty woman
like a 9/10 or something

>>70387523
you only need to watch a few seconds of it for it to register

t. i work with this stuff

>>70387506
bad traffic

>>70387506
because blacks and pakis are really annoying and only other blacks and pakis can stand to live around them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPWsVVgi9fI

>>70387069
2666 but i'm at a shit part

Never been to mansfield lads

>>70387433
What are you on about? Indians are the most successful ethnic minority in the UK too, they have by far the highest disposable income of any ethnic minority, way ahead of even the Chinese and nearly the same level as whites

Pakis and Banglas have the lowest bya ridiculous amount, way lower than Africans

London's three elected mayors to date: a communist, an American Jew and a Muslim

VERY impressive

once when i was on holiday in france i had to take a shit and the mens stall was closed for repairs
>went in to womans stall
>2 cubicles, one has tampons and literal shit festooned around the seat and in the little bin next to it
>the other is marginally better
>sit down
>massive, messy shit
>not much toilet paper but a bit
>pull on the toilet paper, not coming out
>pull harder, the holder falls off the wall, and someone's used, bloody, sticky tampon they shoved up it comes loose and sticks to my leg
>begin wretching
>peel bloody tampon off my leg and throw it into the bin
>no toilet paper to wipe sticky white and bloody tampon mucus off my leg, gagging intensifies
>no toilet paper to wipe my arse
>open my wallet and use old receipts and train tickets to clean my leg and arse as best as I can
>not enough
>ended up using three €5 notes to wipe my arse
>exited the stall pale and sweaty and disgusted
>went straight into the sea for a swim and a wash

fucking hell women are disgusting

>>70387591
AH yes. The "white saviour" type

>>70387612
>Your town's elected Mayors
>literally who? literally who? and literally who?

very impressive - face it, no one cares about your irrelevant dump sweetie :) x

just read a really really poor post on reddit

cannot fathom the pleasure of cumming in aisha

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NEED a brit gf

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oh my
OOOOOOH MY

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copped a new grinder lads
felt like a waste using the other one with no keif compartments

>>70387667
I guess only Muhammad knows that pleasure

rorke's gone absolutely bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyOqafHBiJE

any good patreons to donate to lads?

i feel like giving away $1000 rn for some reason

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>that formerly fat dim girl off Gogglebox is a famous millionaire now

you wot

>>70387685
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>70387684
"He also signed an action to strip funds from US cities that are sanctuaries for undocumented immigrants."

DEMS REKT

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>>70387684

but but but it's not possible it's not feasible it's racist

t. increasingly desperate and deranged leftie with PTSD

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>>70387685
>cheap 4 piece with a weed leaf and AMSTERDAM written on it

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pantsu

>>70387708
>has good bants
>goes on I'm a celeb
>wins
>probably did the typical ITV gameshow rounds
>probably brought out a fitness DVD
>PR manager likely hired her a personal fitness trainer

and there you have it

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>>70387684

>>70387645
my village is

>100% white
>wealthy
>comfy
>beautiful
>safe

oh, but rasheed al-hijabi from lahore isn't planning to move here next week? oh, well i guess you win then :/

>>70387684
WOW

Didn't see this coming

>>70386780
To be fair, the alt-right was loosely defined back then. Think a lot of people just called themselves alt-right to differentiate themselves from neo-conservatives

>>70387756
does the job
I prefer plastic grinders but they didn't have any with compartments

>>70387602
well i said pakis not indians
wikipedia says theres an equal amount of indians so i was wrong about mostly getting pakis

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Thoughts?

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>>70387708
>>70387774
knew it

>>70387776
schreeching at all the very serious people who thought president toilet bog fart would turn out to be a reasonable thoughtful conservative when he finally got into office

>>70387215
Rorkesheed

>>70387779
bore me later grandad, enjoy sitting in the boozer for the rest of your life whilst I'm off having fun in an Alpha++ city

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welcome to the southern pollution house

Went to the trial and they really liked me and all that, they were dropping strong hints

find out tomorrow if I got the job tomorrow lunchtime

>>70387796
Get a space case or Santa Cruz shredder

M-x suicide

>>70387822
Surprised how almost perfectly distributed with British are among the quintiles

>>70387829
>reasonable
>thoughtful
>conservative

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>>70387874
t. sitting in his broom cupboard flat, cowering from the roving gangs of jamals outside with meat cleavers

>>70386780
He has to protect his personal brand I really doubt he cares about the future of the white race with the money he is making.

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>Real Madrid's crest will not feature the traditional Christian cross on clothing sold in some Middle East countries under a regional deal.

>>70387822
>White Other
me

I want to just say that my heart goes out to this sweet girl and it's so frustrating that I am unable to talk to her. The true hell that katelyn must have endured to take her life like this is so sad. I find myself compelled to write something because it was the most unecessary useless senseless thing she did. When I think of anyone in her family or just anyone who saw the videos she posted not being able to help her it turns my stomach. Anyone so young to be violated by her stepfather and a good for nothing father who gave her no love among so many other factors in her life is a cross too much to bare. I listened to her mom yelling at her and her baby brother and sister running around just completely unruly, it would drive anyone to death. I just wish since she use social media so much that she could have reached out to someone that could have talked her out of it. She was a smart intelligent and talented girl that had so many gifts. It's hard to watch someone like this go down. RIP dear katelyn! Karma is a bitch and it will get to those who tortured you. Until then rest easy with no more pain and the love and light of God >>70386733

>>70387880
Me in the purple
*coughs*

>>70387893
t. richard stallman

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Another one

>>70387884
no you autist I don't care for your brand names or gimmicks
this cost me £4 and works just fine

>>70387921
kek, I don't even live in London, I live on the commuter belt in a 98% white semi-rural village you clown

absolute wasteman looool

SASHA and JOHN DIGWEED

>>70387069
just ordered the Abolition of Britain. never read any morality man before, so should be good

>>70387523
>tfw no more vids because she's off to work with Dan "The Man With The Plan To Get You In The Van, Nowhere to Hide Her from the Hymen Divider He Even Tied Her Wants To Defile Her When He's Plied Her With Cider Gonna Rough Ride 'er Dick Too Thick But He'll Force It Inside Her Stretching Her Wider Before He Cums Upside Her" Schneider.
I really hope she makes it out in one piece.

>>70387946
It produces less kief but whatever

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*joins the thread*

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>work tomorrow
>working Saturday as well

>>70387945

they can't get jobs because of racism

the amount of stuff that the president can legislate over unilaterally is ridiculous . Yanks literally live in a dictatorship and always have.

>>70387829
>anyone in the world thought this
Not even his supporters thought this, you fucking radiator.

>>70387957
ah yes, one of the many alpha++ villages in the commuter belt

>>70387945
They've got the right idea tbf

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>>70386450
>Euro 'could fail', says man tipped as US ambassador to EU

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based

>>70387069
Narcissus and Goldmund

>>70387985
kief doesn't appear from nowhere
the more kief you produce the last thc on the weed you grind

>>70388028
nonsense, there were plenty of people toeing this line

GAS

THE

PAKIS

>>70388033
I didn't say I lived in London did I you clown, I just go there for work and nights out

fucking learn to read you absolute pipecleaner

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>>70388057

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Its straya day today :)

>>70388044
Napolina sauces are better

>>70388054
Yes that's the point

I collect the kief and press it into hash

>>70388078
wish I didn't see this, please by more thoughtful next time

Every person on benefits should be dragged out of their homes straight into labour camps

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>>70388061

>>70388078
twat

>>70387980
/tv/ best board but i really do hope she'll be okay she's too sweet to be defiled

>>70388078
I saw a dog get shot right outside my house when I lived in Greenland. Horribly grim country

>>70388078
he coulda put a 2nd in it for mercy since he clearly botched the first shot

the little kid zooming past on the scooter makes it though

>>70387880
>tfw in purple
:(

Saw a frozen cat once, grim

might eat dog turd for dinner!

>>70388078

this is worse than katelyn hanging

>>70388162
Saw a cat that had been hanged from a tree once, grim

one lad i know got robbed off 2500 euro looooool

>>70387880
me in the purple *coughs violently*

Having chips and doritos for tea

kicked a hedgehog and it died haha

right I've had it with this meme timeline.

When is reality finally going to hit president trump?

>>70388146
postmortem spasm

>>70388178
>algerian's algerian mate gets robbed

hmm yes very shocking

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>you forget to send your weekly tribute of a freshly slaughtered goat to Sultan Sadiq
>he sends his sharia police to smash up your stall in the bazaar and throw acid into the face of your most beautiful wife

#JustLondonThings

>>70388078
me on the scooter

saw a happy cat once, grin

*Shuffles from side to side while looking at the ground*
He will not divide us....He will not divide us...

once saw a fox that'd been caught in a trap in the woods near where i grew up and it properly shat me up

>>70388175
hung a cat from a tree once, grim

once caught a fox in a trap in the woods near where some spacker grew up

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>>70388197
When pic related trashes him in 2020

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Beat my neighbours dog to death with a shovel for barking all night a few years back. Threw the body down the storm drain near the canal.
>mfw seeing the missing posters he put up

>>70388199
maybe, looked more like it was just dying to me

If you obliterate the hindbrain with your shot this won't be so drawn out

>>70388221
when described like this it sounds like a smiths song

>>70388205
I opted in to the trial run of the jizya tax so whenever I'm out and about the Sharia police only give me a light beating

opened up some chicken breasts, put a nice blue cheese inside and wrapped them in bacon lads. in the oven now. steamed veg, mash and gravy to go with them. good din tonight ngl

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>President Fart gets a photo of his inauguration (which conveniently doesn't show the crowd)
>Hangs it in the White House
>Gets the date wrong

couldn't make it up

>>70388208
needed this after seeing that video

>>70388252
Doubt it

It'll be Cory in the House 2020

>>70388255
This one will really get the runts barking

>>70388248
i will NEVER forgive you

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>>70388255
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY

>>70388078

Fucking Aussie shits.

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>you visit your mother in the hospital after she was publicly flogged by the sharia police when her hijab came off in the breeze
>on your way home, the sharia police pull you over for a random inspection and smell the alcohol rub on your hands from when you entered your mother's ward
>you are summarily behaded at the side of the road

#JustLondonThings

>>70388280
Cory "on the take from wall Street" Booker hasn't a chance of winning the dem primary.

Poortherners have forgotten to take their ritalin again

>>70388329
>cmon brav it was just a bittar bantar wunnit

>>70388258
The dog that got shot outside my house in Greenland required 2 shots
It was lying and whimpering after the first shot before the exterminator went for a closer shot at the head

watched my mate beat a pigeon to death with a stick in an abondoned house before

don't get the poo fart meme

>>70388270
>he unironically buys that photo of his inauguration crowd
1. the photo of trump's crowd was taken far later than the photo of obama's crowd
2. >coastal libs buy hotel rooms to protest trump
>this drives up the price so trump's economically ailing voters can't afford to go
>hehe more protesters than supporters XDD

>>70388329
does he have red gloves or his hands are full of blood

gonna go have a lie down

>>70388255
Keeping dogs should be illegal
Loud fucks

>>70388370
>at the head
>shooting animals in the head
not a yank but i'm pretty sure this is rly dumb

>>70388334
just needs to run an obama-style campaign

>>70388378
his name is toilet bog fart lad

>>70388398
'sheed

>>70388379
whatever helps you sleep at night mate loooool

Business idea: Give all my savings to my mum to keep for me and collect benes

Literally what is is preventing this?

>>70388394
wnna cddle x

*enters the thread*
https://youtu.be/mhxRBa7zaOI

>>70388458
dignity

>>70388423
>being this out of touch with the average american voter

Obama's campaign worked for his time
It won't work now and certainly not in 4 years

Stop posting

>>70388379
*meant far earlier, not later. It was 6 hours earlier
>>70388445
>loooool
have a word

>>70388445
There's literally a clock in the picture that shows the time was well after the inauguration had ended.

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>you borrow your cousin 100 London dinars after he loses his job on the promise that he pays you back when he's on his feet
>after getting a new job, he gratefully pays you back 120 dinars
>The Sultan's Revenue and Customs finds out and summarily beheads you on suspicion of usury

#JustLondonThings

>Canadian finance minister is Jewish
>Canadian immigration minister is a Somali refugee
>Canadian minister for women is a Muslim
>Minister for Canadian heritage is a Quebecois

Wish i was joking

>>70388409
It's not an optimal spot to aim at when hunting, but shooting the head off will take care if any animal and is the best shot at a range where it's easily manageable

any meteorology man in? for a project I need to use some sort of system which could help me telling the weather in a specific area. I've found schematics to build some arduino things that detect air pressure, would this be enough to calculate weather patterns? what other data would i need them to gather?

>>70388392
He's literally just finished beheading a member of the British Army while London's citizens watched him and recorded it.

>>70388521
>>Canadian minister for women is a Muslim
That's funny though

>>70388458
Unless all your savings are currently in cash and have been in cash for the last several months, there will be a paper trail.

Specifically the point where you either choose to withdraw all your money at once suddenly right before you apply for bennies or you choose to transfer it to your mum's account.

Bennies or not, if you suddenly transfer several grand randomly into your mum's account flags will be raised and questions will be asked at the bank.

sudden massive craving for a proper massive pork chop with mash and cabbage and gravy and apple sauce and yorkshire puds

>>70388521
>irrelevant things i don'tcare about

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>>70388255
niggas really be thinking this shit's funny

>>70388554
fuck off murderer

>>70388541
look at weather stations and see what data they collect

>>70388553
so? i'll just say my parents demanded I finally start paying my living costs

i eat pigs and blankets regularly throughout the year, including tonight's dinner

thoughts?

>>70388521
i think for the women minister the fact that shes a women takes the upper hand on the fact that shes a muslim

>>70388508
you can have a word with my fist in a minute if you keep it up son, though you won't be saying much with your teeth in your throat
now fuck off

>>70388398
agree, and i have 4 dogs myself, all they do is bark whenever someone comes to door and occasionally shit on the rug

i want to move out

>>70388593
>pigs and blankets
mong

>>70387380
I moved in with my girlfriend for the second year. It's easier, except now when she has friends over I'm always home.

Ah, fuck. Can't escape normies.

>>70388627

say what senpai

>>70388593
bender

>>70388634
fucked it :/

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>>70388593

Got 5.5 days holiday left to take before March 31st. When is the optimum time to take them? I usually go for Mondays / Fridays.

>>70388616
>you can have a word with my fist in a minute if you keep it up son
hmmmmm