/brit/

>>70384104
cunt

About to get a lift home from an 8/10 at work

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the northern powerhouse

>>70384148
She's not an 8/10

The american Census Bureau defines White people as follows:

"White" refers to a person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East or North Africa. It includes people who indicated their race(s) as "White" or reported entries such as Irish, German, Italian, Lebanese, Arab, Moroccan or Caucasian

Additionally, people who reported Muslim (or a sect of Islam such as Shi'ite or Sunni), Jewish, Zoroastrian, or Caucasian as their "race" in the "Some other race" section, without noting a country of origin, are automatically tallied as White

>>70384158
nah
yanks are irritating
have to drive bloody everywhere
far too hot
have to eat yank cuisine

how long does it take for a normal person to get over their ex

i think i've fucked myself over lads

spent all of last night crying and it's been 6 fucking months

>>70384210
>Irish are classed as white in the US

Screeching

>>70384238
America has objectively better cuisine than britain

>>70384246
how long were you with her for

if you lads had the opportunity would you ditch britain and become a yank?

everyone seems to romanticise america nowadays and talk about how badly they want to leave england, was wondering /brit/'s opinion on the matter

>>70384202
Absolutely howling

This American thinks that because he's not one of those destitute yanks that lives out of their car and works at Walmart that nothing could be better

>>70384238
ur a dumbass bud

>>70384280
no lol stop hanging around ameriboos you twat

>shia labeouf started some weird "protest" where people say "He will not divide us" into a camera
>It's been like 3 days and /pol/ have had someone show up to say "We must secure the existence of white people" to trigger Shia
>Had someone put their arm around Shia and record themselves saying "Hitler did nothing wrong" to trigger Shia
>and had a weird white nationalist "party" last night where most of the white nationalists weren't white to trigger Shia so hard that the stream was shut down
Next 4 years are going to be fucking bizarre lmao

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Is this a nice house?

>>70384258
I was talking about all of the fat, sugar and chemicals that get pumped into everything you eat and drink, even the water
no thanks mate

>>70384181
doubt that's britain but still well comfy

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>tiny dicked, obese """white""" americans

anyone ever go onto google maps, find a road, and just go down it for as long as possible

>>70384226
Doesn't Jones is extremely flawed and basically useless, it has a bizarre selection of companies - doesn't include some of the biggest in the world such as apple or Google

Also it counts all shares as equivalent so if company A and company B are worth the same amount but company A arbitrarily decides they split theirs into 100 shares and company B splits theirs into 1000 shares each of those is counted the same

The S&P 500 is the proper one in America

>>70384269
difficult to put a date on it desu

we were mates for yonks beforehand though. as in she's the closest friend i've ever had by a fucking longshot

>>70384280
>nowadays
I haven't heard anyone romanticise America since before 2001.

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>>70384104
>starting a /**it/ thread
>canadian flag
suck Up Chang over here

Shia LaBeouf more like Shia LaCuck

>>70384226
What kind of a dumbass Jew invests in stocks for their kids education? Might as well play blackjack. There are actual programs meant to give decent returns and protect the principal

>>70384326
used to do that, now i've evolved into looking at houses on rightmove

i recommend doing the same with whatever website you leafs use, it can distract you for hours

>>70384333
S&P 500 is also at a record high

>>70384342
did you ever ask her out
if so when abouts was it
>>70384305
all of the pol runts i saw from it have been either asian, mexican or proper skinny manlet spackers

>>70384312
no but its ok

Do Canadians get their cocks mutilated at birth like Americans?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-38744307

>trusting an ex-polytechnic with your life

have never felt as ill as i do right now
genuinely think i might die.
Have a banging headache and every half hour i'm throwing up, but there's not even anything to throw up any more so i'm just vomiting stomach acid.

Unironically downloading kik just so I can talk 1 on 1 with a findom girl and get me rocks off. The absolute STATE of my life desu.

>>70384398
Should have put that in the screenshot then desu

>>70384409
Official rate is like 20-30%

Rare among millennials and gen z

Eating chicken and watermelon

new grand tour episode is very reddit and racist

no idea how it hasn't been called out yet

>>70384409
Their penises are ceremoniously clubbed to a pulp at the age of 14

>>70384429
sounds like you need to get to the hospital lad

Cowboy cerrone is a true American hero lads

https://youtu.be/xO346LPu108

>>70384442
dow 20,000 is considered more significant

>>70384429
You better hope you don't have a tumour

genuinely quite dissappointed that dakota access is being built

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Gf just sent me this

>>70384502
oh well thanks mate that hadn't even crossed my mind but now i'm thinking it. Thanks icelad. Top lad.

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i like to screencap the mentalists i come across online sometimes

>TV and radio star 'was blackmailed for £18,500 by a rent boy who he had paid to TRAMPLE on him in a bizarre sex game'
Which one of you lads is on telly then?

>>70384570
That's clearly a bot

>>70384569
The point is: see a doctor

in the paki barbers watching an arabic tv channel ama

>>70384613
for what purpose though

the era of white people is over!!!

>>70384603
haha are liz

>>70384603
clearly a reptilian space creature

>>70384472
Why do people watch MMA? It's fucking shit compared to boxing

>>70384619
What mosque do you attend?

http://i.imgur.com/gvyATiC.gifv

Holy shit this lecture is painfully boring

decided to treat myself tonight, got some tesco finest jumbo king prawns and am making a nice thai red curry tonight lads

none of that miniature frozen tasteless shitty prawns for me this time

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Wojak is far prettier than i

Wojak should NOT be the de facto personifction of representative of depressed NEETs desu

>>70384651
I really like MMA as a fan of violence and Homoeroticism

>>70384616
i will, but it's a virus. 2 of my flatmates have the same thing, think it might be norovirus

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>>70384674
ffs cant even write properly

- literally mong tier

>>70384674
draw a picture of your face in paint and we'll all use that instead then

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>>70384690
do you rate him?

>>70384635
Looks like a beta test
He'll debug/tweak it based on how it ran there and then try again and then repeat until he has it where he wants it to be

>>70384663
Lecturer here, one more word out of you and I will lob a ninja star at you

https://i.imgur.com/Qicf06e.gifv

I've decided that arguing with trannies is punching down.

Give me an adversary that will allow me to flex my brain muscles.

>>70384659
>>70384732
shannot

Still BITTERLY, BITTERLY COLD, lads. I feel like I'm in Siberia here.

>>70384710
Sure, he looks like a decent bloke
No idea who he is though

>>70384732
pretty
that caliper is fucked

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>>70384709
no bully

>>70384754
You should be grateful mate, don't want it getting anywhere near 30C or you might die

>>70384300
i lived in america for a few years so they gravitate to me to ask me how it was
they always get surprised when i tell them i hated it and am happy to be back home
that being said america's a mad place, your experience depends on where you go i suppose

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>>70384663
I fell for the STEM meme and then realized that I find all of my courses to be exceedingly boring especially physics except for my maths courses

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>>70384714
i see
have some choice interpals caps then
half of them are this guy commenting on the profiles of girls way too young for him

>>70384726
He's going on about seals breathing holes mate don't think this lad has ever been violent in his life

Usually, I answer the phone when telemarketers call and immediately start wanking.

I don't make noises into the phone though, I wouldn't want them to hang up. I just really crave an actual human interaction, even if it is with a middle-aged Indian man.

Can someone please describe the warm rays of the sun to me?
I have entirely forgotten the last time I saw the sun

>tfw can't even spell

>>70384804
what was wrong with it?

>>70384825
I'll tear a new breathing hole in you son once I'm finished with this lecture

my mum got exposed to cringe facebook memes and thinks they're the funniest shit ever

creasing

based moderators

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*considers entering thread, then changes mind*

>>70384771
His name is Birkir Bjarnason and he just signed for my local team

literally me
https://i.imgur.com/NhjY1zc.gifv

>>70384820
Fell for the engineering meme and the only thing I like is maths and fluids, everything else is so painfully boring and taught by Chinese or Russians with such shite English the lectures are pointless and i just learn from textbooks

>>70384404
there's distance between us so there was never a definitive "let's go out" moment
we just naturally started becoming romantically involved

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>eat the SEAL or WALRUS

>>70384830
I never answer the phone unless I know who it is and then I block them

>>70384888
congratulations to birkir

>>70384830
>tfw a female telemarketer once had such a nice voice that I wanked to her for two minutes and tried my best not to hide it
She sounded very qt and I do not regret a thing

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Island people are racist and autistic

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>awake 4 hours

>214 calories

I'm full to bursting, soup is a super food

back from so-called work, lads

>>70384821
Lmao what a sadcase
Imagine being 47 years old and using interpals

>>70384901
what type of engineering la? i'm still trying to decide if i should switch from mechanical to electrical. The next couple years in mechanical look like they're largely design based, like lots of CAD stuff, and then mechanical engineering as a job looks like you either get very lucky and do a fun job or you get completely fucked and end up an office drone filling out spreadsheets

>>70384933
he said thanks x

>>70384948
corrupt sleazy shithole rouseff dindu nowt wrong

>>70384706
Get some elderberry syrup

>>70384908
when was your first romantic interaction

>>70384821
>sorry to say
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

>>70384854
didn't fit in at all, felt very out of place
might have been me, might have been the yank culture, all i know is that i felt at home here and not there

>>70384888
I could tell he was Icelandic by his face. Your local team is lucky to have an Icelander on it

cannot believe that Trump is literally going to go through with the wall, what a madman

>>70384985
don't know where i could get hold of that, thanks for the tip though. Im feeling better than i did this morning, i'm just going to keep dosed up on painkillers for the next few days.

>>70384988
3 years ago

>>70384953
*automates your job*

>>70384996
Are all Icelandic bois so qt? Do Icelandic bois have qute boipuccis?

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>>70384963
seems like i didn't keep most of the pics but i found that guy on at least 30 different profiles (mostly slav girls)

then there's this guy

>>70384996
our /brit/ is very lucky to have an icelander on it :)

having a go

Wish McDonald's offered breakfast past 11am

hate how modern grime is so trappy, no need for that bassy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHVineEbF3I

tunes like this really fuck me off

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>>70384709
real

ignore >>70384795

>>70385023
he's said he's going to be personally supervising its construction too the absolute nutter

>>70385058
good post
I'm forever grateful

>>70385047
You ought to ask the "Landaboi" Icelander. He has actually been in one
>>70385058
:)

>>70385057
Looks like a cringe gold mine t b h

>>70385036
*gets hired to program to automation software*

ahh yes

>>70385028
sort of know that feel
was friends with a girl for 3 years, asked her out and we went out for a year
dumped me about 4 months ago ha

>>70385068
Mr. McDonald right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gknN9KZrh1Y

Beeing myself.

>>70385080
Why are you grey

>>70385068
They don't do all day brekkie in Canada?

>>70385127
lack of Vitamin D

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>>70385057
>hi nice glass eyes

>>70385068
They stop at 11:30 for me

https://theintercept.com/2016/10/26/best-of-luck-with-the-wall/

mexico has way more shit on their side of the border i notice

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>>70385108
i mostly found the thirsty old men funny
it's also good to get messages from qts and not respond because you have APD or something

>>70385077
still plenty of authentic grime around
https://youtu.be/MCWKywD790Ia

Why does every american girl on /cgl/ has a brit boyfriend

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Lads. Blokes. You fine gentlemen of culture and taste.
I come bearing gifts.
I have three (3) invites to the For Honor closed beta on PS4.

>>70385153
No otherwise I wouldn't be asking for it
>>70385174
>train is at 11:01

That would give me enough time

>>70385193
his new ep is hard

>>70385057
>58 years old
Dear oh dear.

I'm a big '4chan fan' - a man of 4chan I am

>>70385206
british soft power is unparallelled

>>70385186
Imagine the jobs such a large project would provide if it comes to fruition

>>70385208
please please give me one
i've been really excited for this game x

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feels good senpai

>>70385250
*hits you with my soft willy*

>>70385206
American girls absolutely crave British cock

>>70385250

how do you keep american women faithful to your cock from across the pacific

lets have a squitsy on your jebend

>>70385267
Need your PSN my lad. I'm assuming you've got a Uplay account.

>>70385259
was just thinking this. Large state-funded employment scheme. People are silly to think trump is anything like the reaganist conservatives.

http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
are lad playing the drums on here

>>70385300
great

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ROXAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEE

>>70385208
I could care less

>>70385331
not quite me tempo

>>70385300
how can american girls want british penis if they don't know what skips are

>>70385322
ah fug didn't read the ps4 bit, i've not got one.
h-have fun on it for me

>>70385187
Is interpals any good for making igfs?

>Being an Aboriginal and/or Torres Strait Islander person is a requirement for this position. Aboriginality/Torres Strait Islander is a genuine occupational qualification and is authorised under section 14(d) of the Anti Discrimination Act 1977
going to cash in on the ol' grandad being a coalburner lads

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>>70385331

>>70385186
it was always a dumb idea

i imagine they'll finish one segment of it, do a photo op, proclaim "tremendous success" and forget about the rest

>>70385331
Saw a black man with pink hair jumping around like a horse yesterday
This project sure attracts a lot of ""characters""

>>70385331
my fav was the /fa/ lads dancing to shadilay

>>70385331
nice

i feel like I am outside from the comfort of my inside

>>70385413
why is she on tinder if she has a bf

>>70385409
Where exactly is the camera?

>>70385379
for some reason there was only one person i bothered to actually follow through with conversation with
then i took like a month+ to respond to something and she never ended up coming back

but it was quite nice during that time i suppose

>>70385404
nah, itd unironically be a pretty big boost to the economy. I reckon you'll get a lot of workers migrating from Virginia and former coal mining states to help building it. it'd be a big boost to his reputation domestically if he did it I think

>>70385170
howling

>>70385116
miss her lad

>>70385413
hmm, she came to the right conclusion at least

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>>70385413

>women

2d never cheats

>>70385331
what the fuck is that paki in a tracksuit
why do americans dress so weird

>>70385441
outside the entrance to or round the back of the museum of moving image i believe

>>70385456
SF is great.

You probably only stayed in the downtown which is awful

why do all the autists on here capitalise things while talking to people

makes you look like a smug pseudo intellectual knob

>>70385353
Don't know what that is

>>70385445
Would quite like a Slav igf desu

Where was yours from?

>>70385500
Don't know DESU.

>>70385502
my willy smells of skips

>>70385410
they're playing shadilay again hahaha

the runts are fucking pissed

>>70385452
it won't

it won't pay for itself in any way shape or form

it's not necessary for the employment boost. unemployment is already near bottom so unless he can motivate the workers who have left the workforce to be wall builders it will just take away capacity from the construction industry

it's barely better than paying people to dig holes and fill them in again

>>70385500
phones do it automatically

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some bint i shagged this past week haha

>>70385536
wrong

>>70385500
My phone automatically capitalizes letters

state of this /pol/ freak with the combover and the ring trying to divide me with his pepe pictures

state

>>70385554

where did you find that picture of my gf

business idea: invest the money that trump wants to spend on the wall on infrastructure instead

>>70385527
>the runt screaming
HOWLING

>>70385500
t. too poor to afford a working keyboard

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NEED a Victorian maid gf

>/pol/ guy dancing with a black guy
now i've seen it all

The /pol/ raids on hewillnotdivideus are really interesting

I expected them to be fat autists but they're all normies, one group of lads even looked like the serbian mafia or something

The Treaty of Westphalia was a mistake.

never had to filter a trip before but this one cunt ran out of chances

good riddance

*points at you*
virgin

>>70385614
I'm honestly there's any /pol/acks in NYC

>>70385625
Why?

>>70385614
>reddit memes aren't true
shocker

>>70385633
*its a hologram*

>>70385625
nah

>>70385644
ah yes, coherent posting
very impressive

HE WILL DIVIDE ASS

>>70385633
Haha im behind a mirror

>>70385614
>>70385652
surprising amount of pakis and asians though

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>>70385633
t-t-t-thanks f-for ack-know-kno-ludgeeeing me

>>70385649
Sovereignty is a meme that destroyed Europe twice (thrice with Brexit) and not to mention the impact on Africa

HE WILL NUT INSIDE US

just spent £500 on a new 24MB hard disk drive, you guys must be jelly

>>70385683
again
>reddit memes aren't true
shocker

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>Sovereignty is a meme

any astronomy lads in? I have a query

right so was just outside doin a look at venus (v bright and clear tonight) and some constellations

and I saw a UFO, let me describe it, It was in the high eastern part of the sky perhaps 75-85 degrees, moving from south to north (ish) and It looked exactly like a very very dim barely visible, but constant star. Yet it was moving with a constant speed similar to the ISS (maybe slightly slower)

I am certain it was not a plane or shooting star or the ISS

what could it be?

>>70385701
>Brexit destroyed Europe
I bloody hope so wouldnt that be a fucking laugh lmoa

*points at olive oil*
extra virgin

I've taken up a new hobby to pass the time with during my NEET tenure:

virginspotting

I've started to notice when people do the virgin walk

>>70385749
Britain is in Europe.

>>70385372
Ay sorry bruv. Would help if I could

any astrology lads in?

need my horoscope done lmao

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>>70385633
*walks towards you*

>caring about africa

this is laughable

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
I HAVE HE PA TIIII TUS

>>70385761
yeah exactly bwahahaha

>>70385705
Haha Pentium 100 Mhz cpu here, can't install windows 2000 cause in dos in says it needs 133 Mhz at least and I don't know how to bypass that because it's early 2000s.

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>mum found the virgin palms

>>70385774
>not caring about your ancestry
the state of this yank

>>70385739
>what's a satellite lol

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>>70385513
moscow
a good 99% of messages i got from people were dull as fuck but she actually knew how to carry a conversation

>>70385774
It's important that we help africa.
If we give them education on contraceptives then we can help slow down their population growth

in turn this means that when climate change hits africa, there won't be as many migrants coming over here

>>70385739
Never look at me or my spaceship again

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>Uh, sorry?

tindering a girl who works for pfizer lads

anyone want some viagra? haha

>>70385816
alternate suggestion:
tell them to fuck off

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>the guy trying to shield the camera from pepe

>>70385739
a satellite you complete ejit

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Love being British lads

>>70385833
nah

>>70385843
whats the ginger lad trying to show the camera on his phone?

>>70385816
cut off food and medical aid and their population will implode very quickly

don't allow them in and they won't come

>>70385816
or we could stop giving them food aid and help slow down their population growth

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>>70385854

>>70385803
no need to be rude, I was wearing my glasses which I never normally use so I can't normally see things that bright

plus south north seems an odd trajectory for a satellite, don't they all kinda just go round the equator

>>70385845
why u being rude


leaving now and never coming back

>>70385860
can't see it, him and the pepe lad are there together though, they were the ones playing shadilay earlier. Probably another picture of pepe

just got home with the fresh trim
jheeze mans looking on point peng tings get at me

>>70385857
Jamal

The computer won't turn on???
Edit: it's on

>>70385830
You still mad that I've had sex with 12 different women?

drinking watre

>>70385894
speccy four eyed twat

>>70385915
can a computer fuck a girl? I want my Thinkpad x220 to find a girlfriend

>>70385894
Most satellites travel in what is called a geosynchronous orbit

Read about this and then start looking for satellites they're fun to look for and there's so many up there

>>70385869
>>70385884
that's not how it works
they have their own food supplies, it's enough for them to survive, but since they're stupid they'll still be pumping out lots of kids
combine food and medical aid with proper education programs and it'd be a lot more effective than your silly methods

freedom of the press is useless if the media is just gonna be bootlickers for corporate interests, advertisers and the gubbermand

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>>70385894
>don't they all kinda just go round the equator
yes this is how triangulation works

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Love being me lads

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>you don't go to heaven if you commit s.....

Surprised no one has sprayed the camera or otherwise damaged it yet

>>70385955
What?

>>70385968
dumb post

>>70385994
you're the fuck-machine man, right?

>>70385992
too many cops in NYC

>>70385816
why dont we just kill them instead?

Sittin around eating mars bars with peter sarsgaard, we're gonna call it "mars bars with sarsgaard"

>>70385960
>Most satellites travel in what is called a geosynchronous orbit
no they aren't mate, they're much lower than that

>>70386017
because that's illegal

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Ah yes, the 54% of white Americans

normies reee

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wth why are indians on my facebook so creepy

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>dumb post

swear down la' so many birds were checking me out today

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>>70385986

just did a shit the texture of which reminds me of a Cadbury chocolate mousse

>>70386032
Currently

>>70385962
no it's not africa literally cannot feed itself and my method saves money whereas yours costs money

africans can fuck right off their migrant boats should be sunk

OOO
AAA
UP THE RA

Had a dream last night structured around a fight between the legendary sports pundit Gary Lineker and the iconic television host Matt Baker

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played the missus like a fiddle haha

>unironically believing 9/11 was an inside job
third eye status: crusted shut with reddit infection

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>>70386055
>it's tears

going to put my clothes on the shelves instead of in the drawers

I SAY WHAT I LIKE AND I BLOODY WELL LIKE WHAT I SAY!!!

Just took the 'za out of the 'ven

>>70386010
No? Just because we are from the same country does not make us the same people. Racist much?

imagine having to consciously open up your arsehole like an eye when you shit

>believing the official 9/11 story because it fits in with your anti islam agenda
rorke status: delusional

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rate my tinder bio

>>70386148
you don't do that?

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>fit.png

Are there really nerds who sit staring at these threads in their dimly lit bedrooms instead of phoneposting while out and about?

does shia leboof even show up to this thing anymore or did he get bored

>>70385894

heavens above dot com

put your location in and it will give you a list of visible satellites today

>>70386080
it can feed itself partially

but parents are dumb and don't use condoms and just keep popping out kids

if you increase the amount of food, medical aid/healthcare, and education about contraception, you'd help reduce the child mortality rate and also the birthrate

if you don't give them any help then they'll just carry on being stupid and that'll create more problems for us down the line

>>70386122
WHAAAT BREAD
EAT WHAAAAT BREAD

>>70386201
DON'T BE A POOF

we should make free trade deals with african countries so they can be less poor

nigeria is well on the way

Hate fever dreams lads
i was half asleep and thought that my eye was a button to order water, like on a plane, so i was just sat there poking myself in the eye

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>>70386201

>>70386236
nigerias main export on the continent is literally crime

>>70386236
you can't have free trade without freedom of movement duh!!

Saw the gurning bald man in a student bar here in Preston once

>>70386184
yeah he does every once in a while, he also hires actors during dead hours so it looks more crowded

>>70386263
nah it's oil

>>70386241
haha

>>70386091
you're beating her I can tell

http://www.strawpoll.me/12195269

^^^^^^^^^^v important poll lids^^^^^^^^^^

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Freak bitches

>>70386198
it doesn't create any problems because guess what you can just tell them to fuck off and handle their own shit and then if the chinese wanna move in and start genociding then that's all the better

>>70386270
consider yourself doxxed

>>70386252

haha he looks like a plunger

why dont they just use one of those dent removes they use on cars.

if i were famous i'd be like shia labeouf desu

the guy just fucks about nowadays

the little experiments he does would genuinely be a great laugh

>>70386308
look I found a picture of you >>70386252

>>70386270
the bounce by the ounce bloke? Every festival or bleep night has at least one person who looks exactly like him

>>70386236
Jamal

just cant take my hands off my penis and balls

biker biker
biker
GROOOVE

hehe DUDE DAE 9/11 was an inside job??? lmao XD

>>70386364

seize the means of REproduction aha

>>70386347
Well you're not famous are you?

Feels good being a normie knowing i'll go out with friends this weekend and get hammered, and probably pull

>landed a job and start in a few months
>going on a boys holiday to southeast Asia in March
>best man for my mates wedding in june

feels good senpai.

>>70386269
so let them have freedom of movement within africa

would probably be good for the continent

>>70386408
Fuck off

I'd say about 90% of the sex I've ever had has been completely unprotected

Am I being an idiot? Surely I can stop myself from cumming inside a girl in time.

Does it feel good to anyone else here when you touch your willy? Feels really different from the rest of my body. Sometimes I rub it for like 5 mins straight, worried I might be mental as Ive never seen anyone else doing it

>>70386402
that's why i said "if"

>>70386444
definitely feels the best but I can barely last 5 minutes unprotected

>>70386450

new one