Wat u think about Czech?

>>70376762
that czechs are trash

>>70376762
that czechs are trash

>>70376762
Feels like better Poland, cheap beer, slutty girls, ok food, above average sights, enjoyed my stay

i lowe u

my math teacher in high school was czech

she had big boobs, an even bigger nose and an even bigger accent

Dumb language,boring, praha is pretty

>>70376762
that czechs are trash

>>70376762
Czech these digits

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>>70376762
Very comfy, been to Prague went skiing twice.

father's from Kroměříž. Czech is pretty cool

>>70376762
fuk czechia (not)

>>70376762
a slightly more aesthetic language than Polish.

>>70376762
Prague is one of the coolest looking cities in the world.

>>70378081
the bridge looks so nice here too bad it's always packed with fucking tourists

>>70379011
Anything is more aesthetic than polish really.

>>70377431
>Dumb language
you speak literally he same language

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>>70376762
In my feeling, Czech sounds like a small pearl rolling on the beach.

>>70376762

I drive a Skoda. It's a pretty good car.

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>>70376762

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I leik u

>>70379316
how will bulgaria ever recover

>>70378982
But Kromeříž aint Czech.
>>70379047
t. tourist

>>70376762
I like that you finally renamed to Czechia.

"República Checa" is way too hard. Chéquia is a lot better.

>>70376762
They make a nice metal music and beer

>>70379316
>Slovakia 2,28%
"But Velvet divorce was a good thing, right?!"

Good porn

Does the general consensus in Czech want slovak clay back?

>>70379459
What's that flag?

i like southern slavs

>>70379530
Back?
The clay was never "ours".

Good food and beer
Cops are unfriendly though (all cars with Austrian license plate get stopped at least 3 times because of smuggling)

>>70379548
Nothern Mariana Islands
Somewhere of Saipan

>>70379548
it's the Northern Mariana Islands.

>>70379586
Dont be smuggling then.

Protip: To not be bothered by Czech police you gotta be white and speak fluently Czech, and not have license plate with K on it.
t. K

>>70379583
Dunno. I always assumed Czechs were in charge between those two countries when they used to be merged as one.

>>70379666
checked

I'd like to know more, what exactly were austrians smuggling in the first place

>>70379316
serbia is the least developed on that list
by far

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>>70379439
>t. tourist

>>70379666
They should rather go for the meth smugglers instead of pestering upstanding, harmless Austrians because of a few truckloads of cigarettes and booze.

>>70379749
funfact:
During first republic aprox. 95% of Czechoslovak parliament was Czech.
despite having
>3m germans
>1m hungarians
>4m slovaks
(and 9m Czechs)

The main 5 Czech political parties always created a one government by themselves, usurping all the seats in parliament and not leaving any for the minorities.

>>70379762
kids to supply their rape dungeons.
fireworks because austrians banned them
drugs because austrians cant make their own

>>70379826
majority of Czech smugglers and meth (and so on) labs are located in the west and northwest, to supply germans.
thats why license plates with K (Karlovarsko) get stopped almost always when approaching Prague.

>>70379972
I pulled the numbers out of my ass, posted, and then did the recount.
it was actually
8 760 937 Czechoslovaks (Czechs, Moravians, Slovaks. With Czechs being the majority)
3 123 568 Germans
745 431 Hungarians
461 849 Rusyns

But this is 1921 census, so lets assume Czechoslovakia was at about 15m instead of 13m by 1938.

>>70379459
R A R E
A
R
E

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>>70376762
lik veri mcuh

>>70376762

I masturbate to your sluts in a daily basis.

Top harlots.

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>>70376762
gib CZ pls

>>70376762
you're our Canada

>>70376762
i buy shit from your country sometimes.

>>70376762

I like a lot of your movies and novels. Czech surrealism period is very interesting.

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>>70380845
Ok we send Štěpán

>>70381754
topkek
I hope it doesn't get overrun by chinks and poos for Poland's sake.

>>70376762
I like your cheap beer and the brain drain into our country (mostly Vienna) to counterbalance third world immigration

>>70382445
>chinks
too late

>>70382445
There are a lot of Vietnamese but they are not a problem

>>70376762
that czechs are trash

>>70376762

Hot girls...

>cheap cost of living
>drink tons of beer
>eat tons of meat
>grills are qt

Czech will always be friend

>>70382695
what could Amerika be like if it was colonized mainly by Czechs and not the blasted Inselmensch.

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Czechs choose not to say G. That's funny.

Also, I wanna live in Praha, why can't I live v Prazi reeeeeeeee

>>70382776
how do I Czech?

>>70383025
Gotta be born here a mluvit česky plynule.

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>>70376762
never stand next to a window when a czech is around.

>>70376762
Czechs are like self aware poles.

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>>70382950
>Czechs choose not to say G

Wat? We say G plenty, it's just that most words with G are foreign.

>>70383120
<<<

>>70383189
Traitor pls

>>70383120
>that feel when you will never be born in the land of mushroom-foraging gf

>>70383395
your kids could be*


*only if you are white and denounce your German lineage.

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Czechs are fellow Romans
I like them

>>70383740
>>70383707

>>70379459
Very rare flag m8

>>70383779
I am not German, I am a holy Roman

>>70384013
Then you should know your princedom.
Filthy fucking Dukes, Bishops, Marqueses and Palatinates.

*qt girl is walking around during winter*
*creepy guy approaches her*
'hey bb you want to suvk my cock? I'll give ya 50 bucks'
'No i cant do that, go away'
'Cmon bby its easy money'
'Mm well ok'
*fast fordward 5 mins*
*the guy os ravaging her tight asshole in his apartment*

That seems to be the standard for czech movies

>>70384243
ye only works if you are white though
so fuck off

>>70379244
beautiful poetry, ty sensei

>>70384311
Btw i love that one where the guys pay to go inside a room and its full of women halfway trough the wall with their assholes/vaginas out and they just fuck them randomly.
Wanked quite a few times to that.

>>70384454
Ive actually seen it once myself and its comedy gold, if you are Czech.
The dudes spout some dank memes.

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>>70383354
can't betray an insect.

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>>70383189
>never stand next to a window when a czech is around.
what?
is that a robbery joke?
because we take your picture while inside?

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>>70385233

met a top qt czech in interpals 8 months ago, we've been chatting ever since, your towns look really nice but they look kinda devoid of life.
I'm planning on visiting next year for a whole month, life is as cheap as in mexico in there and everyone's is an alcoholic so i like that.

>>70385389
we do that to Germs and Germophiles only though, Frenchie no need to get afraid.

>>70385435
your skin tone might get you into trouble.

>>70376762
To be honest, porn. Seeing lots of orgy porn from you guys for some reason.

>>70376762
Nice, went to Prague last year in the summer. Great architechture and culture, but too many tourists. As for the hospitality, some people were a bit rude/not very hospitable... At one place, I almost thought the waitresses were high or something, they kept bringing people the wrong food/forgetting to bring beer, etc. But overall, I liked it.

>>70385389
that happened exactly 2 times in entire history

if you ate a donut exactly 2 times in you entire life, nobody says "oh yeah that guy, he only eats donuts, don't leave one near him he'll eat it"

>>70385522
honest question, how do you think i look like?

>>70385485
I'd do it to a frenchie ťbh

>>70385655
>2 times

Pls git educated

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>>70385576
ye thats the tourist treatment,
we gotta be rude to them so they dont dare come back.

Solves the first problem you stated.

>>70385760
gypsy
if your skin tone is +/- like this dudes
you are gonna get the boot.

>>70385794
I guess I'd too.. for Münich.

what's exactly legal status of weed in Czech Republic?

>>70376762
Lamb of God did a good depiction of former AH Slavs:

This is a tarnished heirloom, passed down through iron fists
A shameful house of doom, a legacy of collapse.
Built on a painful truth.

A thousand years of failure, a thousand years they bled.
To the bear, the blitzkrieg, and the holy father.
They just bowed their heads.

They meekly did their time
Counting the days while harnessed to their rusty shackles
Forever occupied, folded the crimson star,
The rabbits turned to jackals,
still echoes of their screams.

This is a tarnished heirloom, passed down through iron fists
A shameful house of doom, a legacy of collapse.
Built on a painful truth.

A thousand years of failure, a thousand years they bled.
To the bear, the blitzkrieg, and the holy father.
They just bowed their heads.

Soviet hangover eastern bloc.
And dirty money still flows through locks.
A killing ground of rebels, black marketeers
Restrained, but there's no resistence here.

South-east Asia in a Euro cellblock.
Saigon's children conceal what they've got.
The opium trail runs west through here.

>>70385870
not even close but i get your point, not trying to be like the mexicowhite guy but the mestizo shade incorporates to the white spectrum as well.
anyways, i don't want special treatment, just want to take some photos, eat som pussy and get a little too much drunk... i'm a simple man

>>70385875
Small amount is only a misdemeanor and cops don't give a shit unless you are smoking somewhere where you are not supposed to.

>>70386102
ye you gotta avoid the gypsy look.
so go to Zara, buy yourself some clothes only Swedish kid would buy and then come here.
That way you can pass for civilized person.

>>70377385
Noice.
>>70376762
Pretty much Germans in need of a good Anschluss.

>>70385875
afaik, legal for your personal use, meaning no illegal export to Germany, no "coffee"(weed)shops, no selling in general
if you have a plant or 2 in your garden, then whatever, who cares
but if you have a field with 1 ton of weed growing there, cops will come

>>70385794
if you ate a donut exactly 3 times in you entire life...

>>70386411
>if you ate a donut exactly 3 times in you entire life
Make that 4 and two of those sparked pretty damn big wars.

>>70379244
Start writing poems, anon.

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>>70376762
Our oldest brewery is called Bohemia. It was founded by a german (Maybe from Sudetenland?) immigrant in Rio de Janeiro State.

>>70387726
>Henrique Leiden
Well, just checked, he wasn't an immigrant, but son of immigrants.

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>>70379439
>But Kromeříž aint Czech.
elaborate pls

t. a lad from Kroměříž

>>70387915
Its Moravian.

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>>70388069
>Moravia
>not Czech
Čechy (Bohemia) =/= Česko (Czechia)

>>70379178
t. Clueless

>>70388213
Looks like you are long lost to Bohemian imperialism.
I will stand tall and fight that much harder for both of us.

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Bring back Czechoslovakia

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>>70388213
Morovians Out!!!

>>70379472
Yes it was. People voting on that poll are clueless. How can they put Serbia or fucking Russia above us

>>70388317
because "Slovakia" sounds like a fucking joke of a country.
You shouldve gone with something grand and cool.
Like Republic of Nitra.

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>>70388220
>t. Clueless
he is not wrong tho
>>70388264
commies >>>/out/
>>70388311
make me

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>>70388417

>>70376762
Good beer
Better meth
God tier cities

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>>70388439

>>70382445
From what we hear here many of Czech companies were bought by the Chinese, but I'm not sure how legit are all those news.

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>>70388483

>>70386411
Personal use being ...
So if I smoke with dudes and hand the CIG to a friend is that dealing ?
Because it is here

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No nation that built Tatras can be a bad nation.

>>70388618
fucking niggers stealing flag and names left and right

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>>70388693
name Tatra comes from Tatry.

>>70388584
not sure desu
I don't do the devil's cabbage

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>>70388961
of course, you didnt knew?