/brit/

first for gay is not okay

r.i.p. breggsit

There is literally nothing wrong with cut dicks

Anteaters BTFO

Electrocute away the gay

>that runt from the last thread who didnt even understand why junior doctors were striking, let alone why they are valuable

only just summoned up the will to disdain him, that's how disdainful i am

me http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1485253428592.webm

made coffee and it tasted horrible

have to make another batch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8dzTzhvvgA

the old 'itis invited me to a get together at her gaff

not sure if I should go

shoutouts to shoutouts

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>>70335991
>>70336029

Rasheed.

alri lads, thailad here, just wanna let you know that I'm a HUGE bender haha xx

Shift starts in an hour and a half lads.

Might just kill myself

eeer
eeeeeeeer
eeer.... eeerr..... roo... hmm

>>70336031
>gonna wait until he's gone to claim victory, that way I can't be disputed

>>70336057
can Tom Hardy only do 2 voices

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>>70336044
Perfect brew every time
*Sip*
Ahhh

>>70336095
haha alri

>>70336017
wasn't a fan anyway desu. probably for the best they've cancelled it

I just remembered that when me and my sister were kids, I asked her "is it true that girls don't fart?"
and she said "yes"

and today she's farting away in the bathroom

lovely

>>70336096
fair

fuck im bored

beautiful day outside too.

wish i had friends to enjoy it with

>>70336091
hello london

>>70336029
if they love cock, give em a shock

>>70336038
manlets eh?

>>70336057
Tom Hardy is really bad at accents (and acting too)

>>70336057
why do people from Nolam movies always stick together

>>70336122
youre the guy who shares a bedroom with his neet sister aren't you

>>70336122
pics

>>70336151
haha

yeah

>>70336095
hmm post a gook so i know it's you for sure

>>70336099
>still can't explain why they are striking

:cryinglaugh:

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>>70336122
the gf farts in her sleep

kinda gross desu

>>70336158
haha

how do you find that?

>>70336158
the schizophrenic?

the hottest most qtiest girl you know takes a hot stinking shit every day.

Ugly day outside lads

Glad I have no friends to mope about it

REALLY dislike seeing women's bloody pads in public bathroom bins

>>70336205
I know, I watch her

>>70336205
>every day
virgin

>>70336218
alri ribena

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>he doesn't have a Jura coffee machine

lol... oh dear...

>>70336180
mine too. sometimes really loud ones too

not attractive desu

>>70336226
healthy people poo every day.

>>70336142
You seen that film where he's the property developer in the car?

He's actually meant to be doing a welsh accent in that film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdaofZfgV_Q

He changes from Welsh to Irish to Scottish to South African in the same sentence sometimes.

It's a laugh

Would batter piers Morgan irl

>>70336158
how old are you both?
do you browse the chon in her view?
is she an abnormie?

>>70336214
>not giving them a cheeky sniff

just sold 1k worth of shares so I can buy video games

i've seen three articles today about how "parliament has stopped brexit" etc etc

is it true

Some weirdo is dancing around on http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/

>>70336250
great film though

Schizophrenics see the world as it really is

>>70336158
What the fuck? Isn't that illegal

people don't poo daily?

>>70336280
fake news

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>>70336260

>>70336248
virgin

>>70336214
why would you see that?
>iceland has gender neutral bathrooms

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>Schizophrenics see the world as it really is

>>70336293
people with shit digestive systems dont

*stares out the window longingly and sighs*
oh what i would do to go back to those wonderful days when there was only one thailand poster

>>70336158
do you charge your willy in her port?

>>70336313
>virgin
Virgin

>>70336122
Post smell
>>70336180
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

>>70336063
Ah, I see. Thank you anon. This would be good protocol to follow if your primary goal is being muscular or keeping to a weight class for martial arts, but I don't mind being a skinny streak of piss as long as I can climb harder.

>>70336230
>drinking poo water
lol

>>70336309
this propaganda is getting out of control

someone needs to do something

>>70335967
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int#General

>>70336280
you clearly only read the headlines

fucking dumb yanks I swear

Just because I pretended to be stupid doesn't mean i am

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>>70335967
How many fucking threads do you cunts burn through in a 24 hour period?

>>70336364
i'm torn between being informed and not wanting to give these shitty clickbait articles any traffic

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need a model gf

>>70336376
Nonce

just woke up from my 18 hour drink and drugs sesh

feel like a new man but I've got a bit of alcohol left so I might finish it before starting my rebirth

>>70336214
once when i was on holiday in france i had to take a shit and the mens stall was closed for repairs
>went in to womans stall
>2 cubicles, one has tampons and literal shit festooned around the seat and in the little bin next to it
>the other is marginally better
>sit down
>massive, messy shit
>not much toilet paper but a bit
>pull on the toilet paper, not coming out
>pull harder, the holder falls off the wall, and someone's used, bloody, sticky tampon they shoved up it comes loose and sticks to my leg
>begin wretching
>peel bloody tampon off my leg and throw it into the bin
>no toilet paper to wipe sticky white and bloody tampon mucus off my leg, gagging intensifies
>no toilet paper to wipe my arse
>open my wallet and use old receipts and train tickets to clean my leg and arse as best as I can
>not enough
>ended up using three €5 notes to wipe my arse
>exited the stall pale and sweaty and disgusted
>went straight into the sea for a swim and a wash

fucking hell women are disgusting

>>70336388
The man who doesn't read a newspaper is uninformed, the man who does is misinformed

friendship ended with thailad
>>70336371 is my best friend now

>>70336318
Most bathrooms aren't, just some single bathroom ones

The pads are often placed very conspicuously with the chunky blood clearly visible. It must be some form of feminist protest or something

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>ISIS are evil, they behead people and commit war crimes, wipe them out!

Meanwhile, British soldiers in Malaya...

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>tfw gonna play mass effect series then watch lotr/Harry potter movies before going to bed as escapism

I-I'll forget about everything soon

>>70336376
3

>>70336201
Well we haven't shared the same room for several years since our mum got an extension done to the house. But when we were sharing the same room it was okay. A little bit claustrophobic.

>>70336203
shit have I talked about that here?
must have been drunk when I said that

>>70336289
no

>>70336257
>how old are you both?
prefer not to say (doxable)
>do you browse the chon in her view?
see top of post
>is she an abnormie?
see second part of post

>>70336376
at least 24

>>70336409
I wish I hadn't read that

>>70336427
who cares about malaysians?

>>70336409
this post got me sweating

>>70336430
you should try drugs

>>70336409
>ended up using three €5 notes to wipe my arse
FOB

>>70336438
are you also schizophrenic and once punched your sister? (that second bit may have been a lie created by /brit/)

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>>70336409
Oh dear

>>70336427
Yea this happened nearly 100 years ago

Not an argument

>>70336456
it was middle of summer in the south of france so zero air circulation and 30 degrees too.

my hands were literally shaking with disgust when i peeled the tampon off my leg by the string

>>70336427
>Meanwhile

>>70336480
no and no
I am slightly concerned that I might develop it since several people on my dad's side have suffered from it

business idea: change our name to the United States of Britain (USB) to appeal to tourists more

>>70336438
is she a virgin?
bonus question: are YOU a virgin?

>>70336507
>several people on my dad's side
sure they weren't all your dad?

>>70336507
there is a definite genetic element to developing it. i suggest you stay away from drugs, excessive alcohol consumption and high-stress environments.

being neet probably isn't a good idea as it allows your mind to fester (im assuming you're neet)

>>70336514
FOY

lads do you drink tea or coffee for breakfast

>>70336514
Change is now before you guys leave the EU so you can change it to USB 2.0 after the official departure from Brussels.
Then it can be changed to USB 3.0 once it becomes a Caliphate.

>>70336535
Ha!

>>70336535
Snicker'd

>>70336534
>is she a virgin?
fairly certain she is, yes
>bonus question: are YOU a virgin?
no

>>70336535
fairly certain, yes

>>70336540
>(im assuming you're neet)
yes

normie who sits next to me at work had a word about me browsing the internet for half day

fucking fuming might punch him I hate this job anyway

>>70336473
kek

>>70336427
>Kill Chink commie insurgents who were terrorising the locals and murdering British diplomats.
>Successfully stop a Khmer Rouge movement erupting in SE Asia, effectively avoiding a possible geopolitical crisis in the future.
>Malaysians love you.

Don't see anything wrong with brutalising those commies desu lad.

Son, I think it's time you knew that I have schizophrenia, and so do I, and me aswell

@ 7pm tonight I will reveal the status of my virginity.

>>70336590
Does he have to do more work if you don't do yours? Because then I can understand why he had a word with you

>>70336590
Serves you right, you lazy twat. Gives companies another reason to outsource your job to pooloos.

>>70336427
reminder that we unironically saved malaysia

>>70336662
uncle served there

'best' dating site? okcupid?

>>70336628
technically yes but I do more work than him anyway
he's away from his desk for half the day

>>70336668
nobody asked

Still remember the time my old man told me he had schizophrenia
He was beside himself

>>70336409
wtf? i hate women now!

having an orange pekoe and the daily dose of the joe rogan experience

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>>70336409

>>70336689
he did the saving you cunt

>>70336676
bet you didn't even say that when he challenged you and just sat there like a pathetic runt nodding submissively.
bet you couldn't wait to bitch about him anonymously on the internet.
faggot.

>>70336689
i do, meanie

want friends and maybe a girl version too that i can stick my willy in for fun

>>70336736
>i do ask

>>70336717
true

>>70336676
Did you put him in his place? Otherwise don't be surprised if he starts talking to the higher-ups

>>70336750
aiming too high there

might join some sort of patriots league

>>70336604
>khmer rouge
did you just shoehorn this in to make malayan insurgents sound worse

>>70336750
had this

don't anymore

bit miffed

>>70336670
blackpeoplemeet

>>70336758
yes

need a gf (otherling)

ordering my monthly dose of alpha brain

+++ ANGLO BTFO +++

https://youtu.be/V5zqt0Jr-Gg

>>70336750
Go to gaming conventions, you'll make plenty friends there

>>70336896
don't think he wants to know more losers like himself, just like I'm sure he didn't mean a fat gf

>>70336894
got a bit of an inferiority complex there

>>70336894
absolute sad case

>>70336894
GOTT STRAFE DEUTSCHLAND

>>70336896
>>70336919
i don't play games

shan't be opening that kraut's link

have been thinking about it for a while and have come to the conclusion that racism is terrible

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might start crying
can't cope with wageslavery and communicating with the normatrons

business idea: keyboards with an escape key in both the top left and top right corners

>>70336977
*HARRIS STRAFE DEUTSCHLAND

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>>70336894
this is why nobody likes germany

is the "settling for a fat gf" stage inevitable

>>70337028
no, settling for the plain one is though

>>70336894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYGPWQ0VjY
wtf he speaks perfect english as well
and he died last year from

ahh yes, north london jews

https://twitter.com/cutclear/status/822920561978445832

is corporate administration as boring as it sounds?

>>70337028
no
kys

business idea: life with an escape key that immediately injects a vial of whatever it is that is used in lethal injections straight into your bloodstream

>>70337058
>black

dont care

>>70337058
>"Imagine if these were muslims?" "Imagine if these were black people..." We get it, you're woke. Now go to sleep.

Damn he woke-woke

*hits the escape key*

business idea: poo, wank, and a shower

>>70337047
thought I had reached this stage but she didn't want me

/fatgf2020/ is on the horizon

>>70337081
stole my business idea

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>>70337058
>cutclear

>>70336535
top kek

>>70337028
no im 23(old) and still won't settle for a non-10/10

Dopey Sugar--because it was open all season long--you can't play golf in the snow, you stupid ass.

>>70337093
>"Imagine if these were muslims?" "Imagine if these were black people
Poor parking inspector would have been killed

>>70337109
sorry lad

the plain gf started materialising a couple of days after settling or it. although as a fairly attractive lad dating a plain girl does have its benefits I still feel pretty runty for not punching at my weight.

lads look at any picture from 1920s-1930s and everybody is in shape

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>>70337153
>23(old)

>>70336938
>>70336942
>>70336977
>>70337020
He died, show some respect

>>70337053
They said it was cancer but some people think it was aids since he was a homosexual

>>70337193
*looks at a pic of your great grandma*
uhm no sweety

german nationalism on the rise

>>70337193
Because many were dirt poor, "junk" food wasn't so prevalent and many had labour intensive jobs that have been taken over by faster and more efficient machines

>>70337209
>He died, show some respect
fuck off

stop trying to destroy europe

>>70337236
woah did you come up with that yourself?

groundbreaking stuff bruce

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>>70337223
>>70337255

>>70337202
t. deluded grandad

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>India
Ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>70337058
really weird how much nogs in london slyly hate jews

>>70337264
Thanks lad

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shrieking

>>70337236
don't forget black and white is more flattering

>>70337282
you aint old until you can literally feel your body starting to go to shit

>>70337310
probably because she didn't get 100k retweets

>>70337329
woah did you come up with that yourself?

groundbreaking stuff nigel

>>70337329
alri professor

>>70337329
good solve

ever had your shit pushed in?

>>70337329
by jove, Holmes, you've done it again!

>>70337329
well done einstein

god probably doesn't exist

>>70337047
Can someone give an example of a plain girl? I don't know what people mean by it.

>>70337329
How can we be sure?

Look at Sherlock over here>>70337329

>>70337325
What if your body has always been shit?

>>70337349
>>70337370
>>70337383
>>70337393
>>70337400
way too easy

>>70337329
190 iq master race

>>70337390
I've had my SHIT PUSHED IN
BIG TIIIIIIMMMEEEE BROOOOOOOO
haha

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hmm

>>70337058
Jews > Niggers

>>70337446
oh god

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>>70337310
kek

>>70337390
No I always use an enema beforehand

absolute comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBeJVA87RRI

whats your favourite porn site in terms of categories and content?

Feeling like I'm about to start crying for some reason lads

Dunno why

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>>70337414
here you go lad

although the gf is a bit better thant his lot she's still pretty plain

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>In the 55th minute fourth official Matthew Donohue informed me that Notts County manager John Sheridan should be removed from the technical area for his behaviour towards himself. I then asked Mr Sheridan to leave the technical area, and take a place in the stands. Mr Sheridan then said to me 'You're a f****** disgrace, you're f****** useless, you've not f****** got anything right today, you should be f****** ashamed, you're f****** shit, my kids aren't going to get any f****** Christmas presents because of f****** you. Mr Sheridan then took his place in the stands for the rest of the game.

i don't understand why bremoaners are so afraid of leaving the EU(or as i like to call it, pee-yew haha)

>>70337446
Uh, okay?

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>>70337414

>>70337496
eporner
hqporner

>>70337515
>>70337529
They seem attractive to me.

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>>70337446
m8

>>70337486
>Crowded public place
>Comfy

>>70337446
the bottom line is if she cared then she would make time for you

she's obviously not interested

>>70337189
Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmkoTtgLYzE

tune

>>70337543
really? that's good lad because that means you've got low standards. you're on a winner 2bh, it's like being able to get drunk on 2 pints. sure, people might not think much of you for it but you save a fuck tonne of money.

reddit is just pure bremainers strawman arguments

was getting quite angry reading it

>>70337582
Years of loneliness mean I find most girls attractive desu.

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>>70337414
plane girl?

no one fucking cares abotu your music

>>70337609
>was getting quite angry reading it
Only have yourself to blame

>>70337635
People are often a bit addicted to the rush of being angry

>>70337618
Odd, most people on 4chan have ridiculously high standards 'cause of years of porn

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>no one fucking cares abotu your music

>>70337672
I don't like porn, it is too fake.

>>70337672
its both, they say they only want a 10/10 but when they go outside for once they think anyone with an ok face is 10/10

I say here and now that this Canadian poster is a fucking vapid dish-rag whose monotonous conveyerbelt style posts hold absolutely no value or entertainment whatsoever

>>70337515
they're a solid bunch of 7/10s m8

Taken acid 32 times and still not schizophrenic yet

>>70337709
av only made one poost in this thread

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>>70337753
yeah but what do they other guys say?

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>this aussie who thinks he's actually better than a leaf

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>I say here and now that this Canadian poster is a fucking vapid dish-rag whose monotonous conveyerbelt style posts hold absolutely no value or entertainment whatsoever

>>70337753
Which one of the voices in your head is telling you that?

>>70337446
Why do you bitch if she says she's not free, It either means that:
1. She's not interested
2. She's really busy the next two weeks
In both cases you move on. I would have simply replied ah yes or ah alri and stop texting until she's like hey so I'm free today blabla

>>70337780
>>70337789
>>70337796
shape up then you fucking nerds I'd make rugs out of you lot

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>>70337753
Know a girl who was convinced her house flat was full of water while high on LSD. She even tried to scoop out the water and told be that the water felt just as realistic as the real deal

Interesting how all this works

how do I get an anglo bf?

>>70337859
>Dechouce
More like Douche, amirite?

>>70337672
I have ridiculously high standards when I'm on here but not in real life, on here if someone posts a picture of a girl with a slightly lopsided face I'll call her a pig, but if I met her in real life then guaranteed I'd shag her if the opportunity came up. The internet =/= real life in my case anyway.

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>>70337880
Just bee yourself.

>>70337880
have a fanny and be pretty

>>70337916
Yeah I am working on this theory that /brit/ poster actually suffer from an inferority complex irl and compensate it with a superiority complex in thé comfiness of their général. Hmm really peculiar. Been working on it for 4 months now. That's why I post here in fact.

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>shape up then you fucking nerds I'd make rugs out of you lot

Ah yes a lab class where I will be the last person to find a partner
Ahhhh yes

>>70338023
Finally, school experience you can actually apply to real life

>>70338009
It's true, anonymity gives them the ability to be aggressive as hell too without consequences of any stigma attached to their persona, unless they're a tripfag of course.

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>é

>>70338009
You constantly have a superiority complex on here you fucking spastic

è

>>70338122
Not really I just state factd and always provide evidence. Plus I am the same irl tbqh

>>70338009
Its more that here we can have a superiority complex because we see how much worse everyone else is

do NOT reply to it

>>70338142
impressive

Need my 2500 quid on Friday I got my Christmas pay early and now I'm broke as fuck. Need clothes and hard drugs if I'm honest

browsing tranny escorts at work
again

>>70336807
No. Who knows how murderous and violent the insurgents could've been if we allowed them to proliferate and overthrow the government.

Insect asian brains and Marxism are a volatile mixture (60+ million dead in mainland China alone for example). Many such cases.

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>>70337496
emp

>>70338196
Who cares if asian insects die?

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>guys under 5'9 can't get beauti-

>>70338190
cocainelad?

>>70335967
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

>>70338196
>replying no a 47 minute old post
end yourself la
also hat

>>70337496
I like /gif/ and Xhamster. But I don't go as much as I'd like because I'm on no fap.

hate how old people talk so slow, like I literally cannot pay attention to what they're saying

how long until resi 7 is cracked ya think

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>>70337496
Sadpanda

>>70338241
Yeah

>>70338239
stop being an idiot

I work at a supermakret part time and I don't really mind it when customers can't speak English as usually their kids translate for them, and if not I can see them trying and they are usually polite.

Fell a bit bad about voting Leave, kinda just got swept in the momentum of it all and thought it'd be funny.

feel paranoid I talk too slow now

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>>70338239
>poop haired monkey midgets can get gold digging attention whores
Good to know.

>>70338239
>be the son of will Smith and a millionnaire Child actor yourself
>only bang 7s and brag about it on social média
The state of jaden tbqh

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>>70338073

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-10866072
a timeline of the absolute state of northern ireland

>>70338458
Tests

>>70338458
Unironically love how mental this country is compared to the rest of the western world. Means we're not soft

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>>70338338
>he doesn't live in Bradford

Do not feel bad. Do not feel bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXF5876hkqo
/brit/ in a nutshell

>>70338234
Nobody cares about humanitarian issues except the public. If you want to look at it from a utilitarian standpoint, you'll have lost territory only to have it replaced by a Chinese proxy-state of aggressive marxmongs that you and your mates have to deal with for decades until it inevitably collapses.

>>70338338
Alri 'd

Business idea: bring back þ for þe þinking man's þesaurus

>>70338522
Also good precedent for territorial expansion

Is Piers Morgan a Trumper?

>>70338665
sounds like shit

Never work at a hospital lads

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>I say here and now that this Canadian poster is a fucking vapid dish-rag whose monotonous conveyerbelt style posts hold absolutely no value or entertainment whatsoever

>>70338758
who dont? the arrogant overpaid doctors, that's who!

ive never had sex
but then again ive never had sex with an ugly girl so i feel like a winner

>>70338758
hospitals are great fun to work in. better than an oppressive boring office.

shan't be reading þis you þick þunk

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>ive never had sex
>but then again ive never had sex with an ugly girl so i feel like a winner

Which one of you lads is this?

https://twitter.com/tj_arnold/status/823888431961014273

actually haven't felt happiness for two and a half years haha

>>70338847
I'm the opposite 2bh

>>70338874
>þunk
þucked it

>>70338890
that's a reddit joke

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>actually haven't felt happiness for two and a half years haha

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made stir fry for dindins
feel proper chinky rn

>>70338936
>those dead eyes
tf

>>70338895
2008 for me i think

>>70338958
recipe?

>>70338958
>10:23AM
>dindins

????

>>70338916
you've had sex with a lot of girls but they're all been ugly so you feel like a loser?

>>70338868
I worked in an office in a hospital, it was full of emotional menopausal women and corporate rejects. Incredibly stressful

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>>70339022
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>>70339008
it was last night
>>70338977
idk just chicken, carrots, peas, beansprouts and those little corns

>>70338977
1part stir
1part fry
ez

>>70339015
oh right well yeah. i work as a health care professional on the wards. much nicer.

>>70338758
About to do a Nursing degree. What's your problem?

>>70338878
>never asked a girl out
>then again I've never been rejected
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