/brit/

>>70332673
I'm obese, so they do
Thanks taxpayers

was literally just about to press submit on my new thread

grime music is for middle class white people

*shouts out to my ex*
*she ignores me and carries on walking*

slept for 11 hours lads

feels good

Unironically going to Dubai on a business trip, how did I end up in this situation haha

>>70332673
Got a PS4 but the NHS is refusing to pay for a PSN membership, even though I explicitly told them I feel bored sometimes
Meanwhile, full sugar coke is still available for people with a BMI over 25
broken britain

This lad is honestly whining about having to pay at most a little over 200 pounds for literally any dental treatment he needs

howling, absolute bottom feeding runt

reposting because fucking autists and their thread war bullshit that will only enrage He who is not paid

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http://thetab.com/uk/2017/01/13/dont-quote-2017-might-long-awaited-year-side-dick-30023

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*ex tries to talk to me*
*blank them and walk on*

>>70332865
>He who is not paid
poor guy, how does he cope not being able to buy anti-depressants whenever he feels a bit down?
if only the NHS weren't so clogged up with selfish cunts having strokes and heart attacks then maybe we could solve these REAL problems for free

>Need medical treatment
>cheaper than the UKs """""""public"""" healthcare
>Hospitals are cleaner and more hi-tech too

>>70332905
most strokes are age-related.

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>when you shitpost exactly on the hour and get dubs

that other /brit/ thread haha

>>70332953
Exactly, they could prevent that themselves if they didn't just fucking get old all the time
Like put down the calendar, grandad

Holding in my poo all day at work because my hole will probably tear again

Privatise the NHS
Nationalise the railways
Abolish the bbc
Abolish trident and don't replace

>>70333054
Those junior doctors need more than 50k a year though wahhhh

picked up some new clobber

>>70333088
they deserve more
they're worked like dogs

>>70333156
No one else works hard, just doctors right?

business idea: nationwide, the populus just rejects EU law and stops following it

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>>70332769
>can't sleep in past 10 on any day apart from Sunday because the flat upstairs is getting renovated and the builders are loud as fuck
>I always go to sleep at like 4AM

Aaah, yes.

>>70333184
who has the same level of responsibility, training and long-hours as doctors?

>>70333184
yeah, im sure your call centre job is as hard as hospital work

>>70333234
bankers, footballers, etc

>>70333184
The NHS needs a lot of good will to survive, telling junior doctors (who work harder than the vast majority of people in this country) to "deal with it" has severely damaged the system.

>>70333234
ah yes, they have so many responsibilities and long hours
that's why they can refuse to work for weeks at a time with no consequences, mhm

>>70333235
Nice strawmanning faggot
Implying I work hard at all, I hate my job

>>70333234
Army medics
Fuck yourself

>>70333258
You can go fuck yourself and all, most people get to just "deal with it", those cunts can too

http://sketchtoy.com/67837370

>>70333294
oh yeh army medics. such a valued esteemed position in society. yes, they definitely need more money for their valued work of nothing.

If all of you lot are so acutely aware of how long and hard doctors have to work, why weren't these so-called junior doctors told during their training?

>tfw listening to Joe rogan experience in bed with a cuppa
Who /comfy/?

>>70333184
you do realise that medicine is like literally one of the most important and sought after skills a person can possess, right?

if you treat them like shit and think they should be thankful for working insane hours with no work/life balance for shit money, you're delusional. they'll just fuck off to a country they're appreciated in which is a problem for the NHS and your mass immigrant doctor imports.

>>70333347
people aren't allowed to lobby for changes to their job?

i hope you never ask for a pay-rise or flexi-hours.

>>70333340
>>same level of responsibility, training and long-hours as doctors
I answered your question dipshit, both do the same thing, but one has the threat of death looming over him and makes a fuck loads less money because the people who's lives he saves do another high intensity low payed job

>>70333416
>implying he has a job

Business idea: fire all of the NHS upper and middle management and use that money to hire more doctors and nurses

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>both do the same thing

>>70333427
army medics stabilise soldiers until they can be safely transported to triage centres and hospitals to be treated by doctors lmao

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>people in european countries close to north africa aren't white
>but northern africans are white

handed in my cv to my local dépanneur, lads

>>70333416
when I ask for a rise, I don't stop working until they give it to me

>>70333469
true story

>>70333487
yeh because you're expendable and your boss wouldn't bat an eyelid about a cubicle-drone walking about.

>>70333465
Yeah no shit, they're the same as ERT's who, shocker make loads more money

>>70333471
Cornetto

>>70333520
>about

*out

scared of spiders but for some reason i cant stop googling pictures of huge tarantulas

think i might be getting some kind of adrenaline hit from the state of fear

>>70333520
so if these junior doctors aren't expendable, why are they allowed to just stop working when they're unhappy?

>>70332897
me in the article

>>70333521
prove it

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is this seller on drugs?

In some ways Gina Miller is more British than the British

>>70333567
Precisely because they aren't expendible. Same reason bankers get paid loads and janitors don't. They are worth more to their institution

>>70333294
Agreed
why dont soldiers get footballers wages?

>>70333549
i get this from heights. if i watch a video of someone climbing something high with no safety ropes, leaning out over a space or anything, my hands get really sweaty and i can barely look at the screen. get quite a kick out of it though for some reason.

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mum of four

give the refugees the bankers wages and put the footballers in refugee camps

>>70333487
>when I ask for a rise, I don't stop working until they give it to me

so why the fuck should they give you a raise if you're gonna carry on working numpty? The jews really did a number on you

>>70333628
Because the football industry is part of how those wages and transfer fees get so big

>>70333603
Just google it you spastic, ERT members get about 30k, army medics get around 15k

>>70333567
nhs have a near-monopoly of hiring junior doctors so it can negotiate relatively low pay.

unions exist to increase the negotiating power of the doctors, and one of their powers is striking.

>>70333622
>this person is dying and I could help them
>are you going to?
>nah, don't get paid enough mate
ah yes, so valuable

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>>70333477
>So why should we pay for them to do nothing, and then pay for their inevitable healthcare bills if they're not willing to do anything themselves?

because we live in a country with a social welfare system and you can't go around adding asterixes to benefits just because people don't meet arbitrary requirements
the system is designed to help those who need it (in theory)
and while you do have some people who abuse the system, that doesn't mean you should set fire to the rule book just because you're offended by a handful of poor fat people
perhaps we should help those lazy fat people more?

also
what did he mean by pic related?

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>>70333543
they've only got this in stock soz

>>70333663
what do the junior doctors get

>doctors who save countless lives shouldn't be paid more
>soldiers who take countless lives should be paid more

hmmm

GIVE THE SOLDIERS FOOTBALLERS' WAGES

>tfw officially in intermediate lifter
i am a human incarnation of vishnu... disrespect me at your peril

>>70333706
what on earth are you talking about

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>>70333610
I'm getting the word... "Rasheed"

>>70333663
and give those bloody tories a kick up the arse!!

GIVE THE DOCTORS FOOTBALL BOOTS

>>70333736
fuck off idiot

>>70333706
earth is overpopulated, we need to reward those who cull the heard

>le all life is valuable maymay

>>70333690
Okay, and if they were to refuse to follow their GPs guidelines for when they try to help them, and continue on a path to self destruction should everyone still pay for them then?
And that's 2 posters, took me a second

don't know when to set off for the JC lads
I need an adult

the pro-junior doctor argument of "it's a hard job! they save lives!" doesn't really hold up when they're not even doing it

GENTLEMEN


THIS IS


DEMOCRACY


MANIFEST

>>70333765
have you put your shoes on lad?

>>70333749
why haven't you killed yourself then?

Lads, how do you apply shower gel in the shower?

Hands, pouf or shower cloth?

Twisted child killer Ian Huntley ‘wants a SEX CHANGE paid for by the NHS so he can spend life in a women’s prison

the emancipation of women was the biggest misstep in human history

>>70333706
Dead sandniggers is a good thing

>>70333785
my gf does it

>>70333749
this tþh
I would be in favour of just carpet bombing India out of existance if it were put to vote

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remoaners are STILL quoting that 350m a week number

>>70333785
pour into hand
rub on chest and belly until it gets foamy
spread around with hands

>>70333782
yes but they might be on the wrong feet

>>70333774
BUT THEY HAVE TO WORK FOR THEIR MONEY, ITS SO UNFAIR WAHHH

>>70333808
china has to go first

>>70333760
>should everyone still pay for them then?
Yes. That's how the system works.

>>70333798
Edgy

strongly whince every time a 'man' has an opinion on abortions or sexism

>>70333785
>pouf

ooo suits you sir

my gender is leaning towards woman today

>>70333856
he's right. they're nothing but a blight on the planet. our species would objectively be better off without them.

>claims to not want immigration
>is for cutting future british doctor's wages

ah yes, spectacular reasoning by the rorkes

Will Little Englanders finally piss off?! Britain is made for Polish and Paki people you bigots!

what if the NHS assigned you a GP who was a muslim woman?

>>70333884
stop calling your willy "gender", you weirdo rapist

>>70333897
I don't think that'd affect her ability as a doctor so I'd be fine with it.

People have a 'right' to travel to work apparently.

Fucks sake.

>>70333897
get her to examine my cock and arsehole. fuck her modesty.

>>70333855
Just accept it and eat shit because "that's how the system works"?
Fuck off limp wrist fag

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>he thinks immortality is a good thing

>>70333684
So you agree someone who is needed to save people's lives is valuable?

>>70333836
the Chinese population has already stabilised

Africas is booming but they're too spread out
India is small relatively, and they breed like rodents

I can literally go abroad and save ££££'s for a better service for a whole range of things.

How can anyone tell me that the UK health sector is value for money when this is a fact?

>>70333935
Well if you want to change the system you're welcome to.
Though don't come running back to /brit/ when everyone starts screeching at you.

>>70333948
while they are actually doing it, yes
whenever they're on strike they have as much effect on a sick person as I do

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>he thinks a fetus deserves more rights than an adult woman

Controversial opinion: holding the back of her head and "fucking" her mouth is more pleasurable than putting it in her fanny

>>70333998
moo leave

>value for money
>healthcare
how privileged can you be

>people posting at midday on a tuesday are commenting on the work ethic of doctors

absolutely roaring

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>>70333963
Guess where all those Africans are gonna be heading?

webmd.com/pain-management/guide/phantom-limb-pain
have this in my bollocks
phantom bollock syndrome

Had a look at what kind of salary doctors here are looking to make and even a basic GP will earn more than a top surgeon in the NHS

really makes you go "hmm"

is a nutjob when you rub your penis between his balls?

>>70333998
sex offender detected

>>70333977
Precisely. So you agree that their striking is a waste, and must be rectified. Therefore they are justified in asking for better working benefits since they are far more valuable working than striking

>>70334025
Europe is ruined either way toobh
whether it happens through mass immigration or slowish immigration over the next century

cannot fathom into remotely

>>70334052
and both countries have exact living costs?

>>70334052
same with germany lmao

their surgeons get paid like 50,000 euro a year

>gorilla warfare copypaste still a thing on reddit

the absolute STATE of that place

>>70333820
its frankly hypocritical at this point; they claim that the 350m bus made some kind of difference and that therefore the public were misled, when in fact /they're/ misleading the public by saying it made a difference!

The only way most people know about that bus is from news stories calling it fake!

i've never touched a girl or had a conversation with one but murdoch tells me i have valid opinions about her quality of life and the prevelance of sexism

>>70334087
The difference is so large that even factoring in living costs they're still earning far more here

Reminder that Thailad is a sneaky sly police informant.

Be careful what you post on here when this cuntish paedo freak is around.

>>70334073
Must be rectified by hiring people who aren't willing to just drop their patients to grab at more money

>>70334087
m8 the base salary for a fulltime surgeon here is like $400,000 a year.

>>70334118
doubt it

>>70334097
>Saying nigger is /pol/
Jesus fuck, you have to go back you minge

>>70334132
doubt it

>>70334122
t. amir hussein

>>70334097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD6RxqwOxqc

>>70334122
>Be careful what you post on here when this cuntish paedo freak is around.
Luckily we don't have to often because Thailad got him arrested again

He will unite us

>>70334153
As-Salaam-Alaikum fellow paki

https://youtu.be/hz-crDWmINk

>>70334132
nope, it's legit.

http://www.doctorportal.com.au/male-neurosurgeons-highest-ato-earners-gps-in-top-50/

if you enter private practice in certain fields, you can clear over 1 million per year.

>>70333998
porn addict detected

>>70334224

*reads video title*

shan't be wasting my time with this rubbish

>>70334231
woops, for >>70334151

>>70334162
>this shit craic

alri Ladbiblelad

i'm 5'8

(im a girl btw)

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>hitler was bad
uh-huh

>tfw recently found out my neighbour is a dentist

literally what is the point of staying in the UK, it's a sinking ship

>>70334305
alri tim

>>70334291
bad at winning wars

>>70334323
i mean youc an go south america if you speak spanish generally, but most places are pretty tight with visas less you have a decent job offer or tons of cash

think I've genuinely fucked it up here lads
got caught doing 81 in a 50, and I've had my licence for just under 2 years

guessing it's off to court for me then

>>70334305
you should offer your willy services for free dental

>>70334377
runt lyf

>>70334381
he lives in a massive house with a pool and a tennis court and has a 10/10 wife

will still make the offer though x

First four days on tinder and not a single match yet

>>70334405
rip turtle la

>>70334377
serves you right you reckless wanker.

>>70334365
>nice weather
>cheap as chips
>hot latinas

Meanwhile in britain

>£1000 flat shares
>stale wages for decades
>rainy weather

Literally name 5(FIVE) reasons to stay in the UK, australia puts us to fucking shame

>>70334377
fuck sake deano what are you like?
still up for oceana on saturday with the boys yeah? x

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>>70334405
This is my latest match

On the left

>>70334401
assumed it was a woman
fuck his wife instead and then he'll kill himself like all other dentists

Don't see the point in not smoking, drinking to excess and living an all-round unhealthy dangerous lifestyle. The way I see it you're either living or you're dead. There's no way to stop or prevent that, it just happens sometimes. You might as well live how you like

>>70334428
m8 i dont wanna stay here

i was gonna move to the czech republic but that doesn't seem to be happening llmao brexit

>>70334428
1. I won't get skin cancer
2. my family are here
3. my friends are here
4. things are affordable outside of london
5. don't really care about the weather

I've been drinking between 7-12 cups of coffee between the hours of 6am to 6pm, followed by 1.5 liters of mineral water, sipped from 7pm until i go to bed around midnight for about eight years now. I have milk and a little honesy with the coffee. Do you lads think this is unhealthy? I just really like coffee. Do you think i'd feel like shit if I stopped drinking it? Never really questioned it before, I do get really agitated if something is keeping me from my coffee though

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

get FUCKED, there's no way the politicians will vote for this suicide. It'll be a bipartisan vote against brexit so everyone takes blame equally and May will get to look like she tried her hardest.

>>70334471
Kidney stones inbound

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want a model gf iah

>>70334508
why?

>>70334471
m8 that's like fucking 1200 mg of caffiene a day...

how has your heart not exploded yet

>>70334452
but if you live longer then you might be able to do some cool stuff that you couldn't do if you died at 60 from liver cirrhosis

>>70334471

7+ cups of coffee a day is a dangerous level of caffeine to be putting into your body. your cardiovascular system is probably already damaged.

>>70334508
a gf used as an example to follow or imitate?

the aussie cuckspammer has arrived

>>70334469
You're looking at AT LEAST £250,000 for a complete house, without a runt or 'sheed in sight.

That's not including the cost of living/raising a family.

Now lets take in to account the average salary of £30,000 or so, 30~% lost to tax(paying for rasheeds bombing accident and djxjxjxjcjjd theft injuries), £20,000/year

wew lad, gonna take you about 40 years to pay that house off

Friends and family are valid so I'll give you that

>>70334519
>>70334544
Man up nerds

>>70334546
only did it once cause you were so mad
>>70334545
to follow
>>70334517
cute face to kiss

>>70334560
is that post hoc cuckoldry?

>>70334569
cant imagine the wage to living cost in thailand is much different desu

>>70334441
Grim

>>70334569
I already own a house

and when my mum dies I'll own a lot more that I could rent out or something

also don't people earn a lot less in thailand, so it works out the same?

>>70334606
It is if you earn a western wage :^)

>>70334582
>willingly damaging your body so you'll be a weak pathetic specimen before turning 40 is manly

lol ok then fatarse.

will probably not leave the house yet again today

>>70334632
yeah this was my grand plan with czech republic

keep my 35k/yr job and live in prague

alas

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the gf at work

>>70334661
way too coloured

>>70334661
surprised she's not on strike

>>70334582
>heart fucked at age 45 due to excessive caffeine

a-a-at least i sound cool to those guys on 4chan!!!

>>70334661
niggerlover

>>70334661
One of the lads had a bad day at Ypres?

second cousin is a coal burner

she used to go out with micah richards and all

why do i have a strong urge to meet an insecure qt female celebrity and talk to her privately and bully her about her insecurities, therefore causing her to break down crying

>>70334632
know who you are now :^)

>>70334702
post arsehole

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>corbyn becomes labour leader
>suddenly every union wants to strike at the same time

ah yes merely a coincidence

places like thailand do look genuinely shite to live in. outside of a specific area of smelly, noisy, dirty, polluted and swelteringly hot bangkok that the rich people live in i imagine its just rural poverty and shit-tier cities/towns. no thanks.

>>70334725
because you are hungry

>>70334723
post pics

>>70334725
because you're an incel wasteman who has concocted escapist fantasies to deal with the grim reality that is your life

>>70334504
I actually had those before, funnily enough it was right before i started drinking lots of coffee. After a long weekend bender I think. I hope I never get them again. I try to stay hydrated, that's why I drink 1.5 liters of water at night.
>>70334519
It doesn't even make me hyper, just keeps me at a functional level nowadays
>>70334544
it doesn't make me feel really different, though

>>70334749
>because you're an incel wasteman who has concocted escapist fantasies
you've lost me

>>70334772
oh in that case just ignore the reams of scientific evidence that says excessive caffeine intake is very bad. if it doesn't make you feel any different then its obviously fine haha!

poolease welcome the farty shith pooreshitdent of the poonited sharts of arsemericka, Toilet Bog Fart

>>70334735
ye all of my m8s who have been there said they really got over it within 2-3 weeks and that after that, it was just shit and seems like a really grim place to live.

idk about that, but i do think that people who move there are a bit zilchy trying to be big fish in a small pond.

>>70334775
you're also a moron too it seems

>>70334806
ream my arsehole

>>70334821
there are too many fucking memes to follow and i've been visiting this place less and less
sue me :-)

*does a shot of espresso*
Let's fucking go boys

>>70334854
nothing about that was a meme

>>70334747
nah

>>70334879
see

>>70334879
lol what an utter wasteman that kid

>>70334879
HOWLING that you think you even have the smallest bit of info on me

>>70334907
is she elder god tier ie have green eyes and freckles?

>>70334806
is 7 cups excessive? i just like coffee. how much does an energy drink have in it? those are disgusting i wont drink them.

>>70333980
Genuinely love this little man.

anyone seen miss alice94's boy/girl vid?

might have a wank

>>70334941
is google broken? fuck off idiot

>>70334943
so does me mum
she loves how there's a proper family back in the white house

>>70334971
is the eggroll a youthamism for his penis?

>>70334947
Yeah, it's a bit shit really. Only lasts about 6 minutes and they only do one position.

>>70334979
feeling mighty rude today, aren't we? you need a coffee.

my highschool physics teacher literally drank 8 POTS of coffee a day

he also motorboated a qt in the class ahead of mine who had massive chebs and she loved it

>>70334661

CHEBS
H
E
B
S

London anons, what's Deptford like?

>>70333980
fuck off murderer

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>you will never be megarich and just be able to ask random hot girls what their price is

the nos have it
the nos HAVE it
orduhhhh

>>70335003
brum?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>70335029
>he also motorboated a qt in the class ahead of mine who had massive chebs and she loved it

yeah i'm sure that happened

feet fucking REEK

never wearing used socks again

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*builds a machine to suck up all the farts directly into my nose*

hhmmmmmmmm ahhh yes more

>>70335078
this is almost as bad as GINGER BEAVER

Saw a grown man playing on his 3ds yesterday

http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-38723261

is this the dying wails of the remain camp?

really need to brush my teeth and floss before going to sleep but cba to go do it

Scientists deserve higher pay than doctors desu

might try the ol' 'cide

>>70335155
Regicide?

That's illegal!

anyone else here come here soley for discussion and literally never take part in any memes? I've been posting in /brit/ at least three years. don't think I have ever ironically or unironically used any memes. these include kev/lisicki/tim. never engage with anyone using memes. it's like background noise

>>70335169
Now that is a woman I would like to take for a shag

>Trump names his Inauguration Day a ‘National Day of Patriotic Devotion’

North Korea tier

might trigger article 50

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>he's an arse 'man'

>>70335182
Yeah same. I think it's cause I'm getting older

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>>70335222
This

Arse is for niggers

arse and tits are equal

>>70335222
more a leg man meself

arse or arsehole?

>>70335216
Actually seems more American than anything else.

just noticed i'm quite hairy yet hot girls still seem to be attracted to me

hmm...

>>70335252
when tits excrete poo lemme know and i might agree with you

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>>70335257
?

would you gf a cam girl?

>>70335354
jamaal is arab

>>70335354
its a european world

>>70335352
yeah, having sex on cam sounds hot

Getting skinny lads and it feels good. Gone from 73kg to 68kg over the past 4 months just because I don't feel like eating half the time.

doing a think

I've got a paid job trial tomorrow, they said they're interviewing people tomorrow and Thursday should I still go?

I think they liked me enough bit worried about the other interviews tho

>>70335365
quintessentially European

>>70335453
dont go

>>70335453
just be you'reself familiar

>>70335418
>losing that much muscle
>good

Going to do a breakfast

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=56164


Ah yes, Pakistanis

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>Barron, you've taken too much spice again!
Why can't I see it, Doncan, why?
>See what?
The future! My vision is incomplete.

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>>70335559
Some muscle loss is OK; I'm not a bodybuilder. It's been just a regular cutting diet, with high protein and fat. Bodyfat has definitely dropped.

>When your life seems out of control, at least you can control your weight.

>>70335582
They mean that because you don't hide the taste of rancid meat with shit tons of spices, you can't possibly have culture.

Eating scrambled eggs with one raw egg stirred into it to maintain the egg yolk flavour
I might quite literally be a culinary genius

>>70335582
they mean that since everyone has adopted white culture they have cant claim it anymore

>>70335678
not a fan of spicy food lad?

>>70335629
>hairy legs, hairy belly. shaved pubes
top kek

>>70335694
enjoy your salmon ella

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>>70335629
Jesus, at least you could post good homoerotic images, not this crap.

>>70335667
>Some muscle loss is OK
All you've done is lower your TDEE by losing both fat and muscle
your calorie defecit has become your new norm and when it gets unrealistic again, you'll put the weight on even easier because your TDEE is lower
if you want to make a real, permanent change then get lifting

>>70335694
just crack an egg in the last third of your pint and down it in the morning. thats what i do

>>70335721
laughing at this post

Gina Miller is just an attention seeker isn't she? You only need watch her posing outside the court for the photographers like she's at some fucking film premiere.

>>70335750
drinking a pint in the morning seems excessive desu

>>70335726
There is no salmonella in Iceland
>>70335750
A well balanced meal that is

how soft are girl lips

>>70335726
>he assumes that all eggs contain salmonella

ah yes britain

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>>There is no salmonella in Iceland

>>70335770
cant work with the shakes haha..

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>>70335804
What are you implying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YzyaPgSHZc

Been watching Skam, the hit norwegian tv series, thinking I'd be watching a bit of highschool lads noncing each other. Instead I'm now at Season 2 watching women be mean to each other. And a based muslim teen.

>>70335826
there's like 350k people on iceland

how can you have enough chickens to feed everyone

>JC wants me to get a sick note
YOU GET IT IF YOU WANT IT, REEE

>>70335858
always laugh at this thanks for posting

do yank eggs contain salmonella then? embarrasing

>>70335892
ugh, I can smell you from here

>>70335744
>you'll put the weight on even easier because your TDEE is lower
Can you explain this like I'm an idiot pls.

>if you want to make a real, permanent change then get lifting
I'm already a rock climber and do supplementary gymnastic ring work & some weights. Power to weight ratio is very important and something as meagre as 2kg can make a tangible difference when you're pulling on small holds.

>>70335939
fuck off tory

smells like arseballs in here lads

interesting when someone gets banned any you can see all the posts they made in /brit/ because of the [Deleted]

hmmm

>>70335871
Why wouldn't we be able to have that many chickens in Iceland?

>>70335955
get your head out of a blokes gooch then ya big poof

New:

>>70335967
>>70335967
>>70335967
>>70335967

hmmm, pop onto see brit and there's 300+ replies, I'll wait for the next one thanks

>>70335973
tiny island which is really cold and barren

>>70336007
Chickens don't frolic around on grassy fields
They are stored inside huge purpose built buildings

>>70335858
>Scottish humour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ypaXNVPkSg

>>70335940
TDEE = total daily energy expenditure
Your body burns a set number of calories just to keep you existing, muscle takes a lot more calories than fat to keep existing and when you just cut your calories without lifting, you lose muscle faster than fat
This brings your TDEE down, meaning you need less calories to exist
If you have more muscle, you could realistically be maintaining at ~2500 calories a day, whereas someone of the same weight but with a higher body fat percentage would still be putting on weight if they ate just as much