/brit/

it was her turn

andrew dobson

>>70314886
post british eyes pls

it's none of our business

>>70314866
The republicans made a whole dossier of shit to criticise him on were he nominated.

wonder how much money he made

spent an hour looking at Bristol on street view
why has nobody told me about this fantastic city.

it looks nothing like the rest of britain

crunching the numbers

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Arguing about politics on the internet again, for fuck sake why do I do it to myself.

This is on an internet forum I shall not be naming.

тecт

>>70314965
test

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hmmmm

this is a work of art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCXJnId8g04

>>70314975
i love regency architecture towns/cities like that in the south west

cheltenham is filled with it as well, seems like a lovely place

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>pic
=> The Quiet American, Graham Greene

tfw today I learnt, on /brit/

>>70314962
Of course they did you fucking mongoloid, they would have done for any candidate, and the Democrats would for any republican candidate

>>70315015
LA Times is subtly rorke

getting the feeling that their owners are not what is expected

Where's the lad who's considering visiting Liverpool?

I can offer him advice as a local

good night...

room stinks of shit and cum

>>70314975
And you haven't seen Portishead

>>70314962
honestly how bad could it be compared to hilary

>>70315009
kek if you can afford that then sure

what kinda music you into?

>>70314997
wavertree is horrible too, I lived there for 4 years. mossley hill is where it gets nice again but wavertree is scum central

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Drumpf BTFO

>>70315015
plutocrat
>>>/out/

would any of you boys like to cuddle with me?

gonna do my next acid road trip in birmingham

>>70315106
do it in the selfridges building

>>70315067
Stop wanking into buckets of shit then.

>>70315077
"He's a socialist" would lose 95% of the groups that actually vote.

>cuckwing

>>70315102
fuck off socialist frog man

I just got back from fucking an escort AMA

>>70315104
depends how cute you are

>>70315125

whoever designed that was surely on drugs xD

>>70315101
i JUST CANT understand how people can be soo dumb and close-minded -.-

Fucks sake lads my 12 year old brother has just been caught having sex with his mate upstairs

My mum walked into his room and they were fully bumming

My house is in chaos now and both of them are howling in tears with my mum and dad frothing at the fucking mouth

What a state of affairs

>>70315104
Can I do it even if I am not a boy?

>>70315147
Maybe not 95%, but you're right. Funny thing is how many socialistic policies we have already integrated into our policies decades or even centuries ago and people don't see it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOY7_kJ8N7Y

imagine being a christian chad and getting married to a qt australian at the age of 20 after knowing her for less than a year
is that the ultimate life goal?

wonder if they just did it for youtube views/money

here's a weird thought. there's this new girl at work and she's not very attractive because she's kinda overweight, though she has a nice face. and she's quiet and something makes me want to talk to her and possibly flirt with flirt with her and want her to fancy me, despite me having no interest in her in that way. Or I just want to be nice to her because I don't want her to feel isolated because she's shy and I have shared that feeling at times, and generally want her to settle in well. like I don't find myself attracted to her physically but perhaps feel like I share a similar loneliness and maybe have a of desire to make that better. I'm not sure what it means about myself, like am I just an empathetic person or it could be I have some kind of narcissism where I feel that because she is physically unattractive to me I should make myself be seen as attractive to her to compensate for something.

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marion

>>70315147
Good. I don't wanna pay more than I already do for lazy fatasses.

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>>70315182
>tfw had the chance to have a bumming sesh with my mate at that age but didn't
STATE of affairs

>>70315027
>bombs all his lifts alongside his teammate.

Yeah, really makes you think.

>He lives with his mum still

Fucking hell. Can you imagine?

>>70315192
bender

cassie from skins 2bh

>>70315188
wish i had someone who loved me that much

>>70315101
would love to impregnate her then move country before its born

>>70315182
positively hooting

>>70315027
this is crushing your backbone

>>70315154
I'm no socialist. I just don't see a problem with out of job people voting in the presidential election for someone promising real change

>>70315182
I did chuckle at this post.

Charli XCX's music is good

>>70315104
how?

made nachos because i was hungry but now i have them and my appetite has mysteriously vanished

>>70315188
that man wears makeup

>>70315246

not my fault housing is so damn expensive here

saving up to buy a couple acres and a trailer house 2bh

>>70315328
Give me some

He will not divide us.

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the goal

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>>70315268
how do you know they even love each other that much though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUB6zKc-Tos&t=83s

got any redpills lads?

>>70315186
You have some, but he favoured a Scandinavian system with tax rates most Americans would really hate.

>>70315223
There's been a secret catfight going on between her and Marine.
Marine could kick her out, Marion's speeches don't fit in the lines

>>70315387
*steals it*

>>70315280
Funny thing is, she's a Leaf

what if autistic neckbeards didnt care about politics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25GMWWrc2c0

the, for all intensive purposes, "gf"

>>70315246
kinda wish i'd have stayed a couple of years when i first got my job

would have been able to save a pretty generous house deposit but instead i'm paying off some random cunt's mortgage

>>70315420
*looks on gumtree*

absolute choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMT7AmXvTNI

>>70315393
drink 2 gallons of milk every day for that nice testosterone boost

>>70315188
She wearing a death mask made of foundation.

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Locked my cat out on my windowsill to see what he'd do and he slipped off, smacked down right onto a plant pot and legged it off down the garden as fast as he could and jumped the fence

>>70315390
why do women always want huge weddings
just go to the courthouse and sign the papers

>>70314866
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

rolling a spliff.
using tobacco from my last cig

>>70315333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVvT7nxeYiA

>>70315327
Just a hypothetical question

>>70315452
Rasheed

>>70315361
Shia looks like crazed homeless man when he chants that https://youtu.be/E7j2WnAw_kA

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>>70315452
that's a bit rude my dude

>>70315361
Have you heard of the first russian+american jet fighter squadron over Syria, today?

#AChangeIsGonnaCome

>>70315490
Well yes, I love you.

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>>70315441
>he thinks i dont have black market connections

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holy fuck i bought max payne 3 on steam sale what a butchering of a great series
why are modern action games so fucking SHITE hurr le cover system hurr le psuedo rail shooter gameplay hurr le 30 min cinematics

>>70315508
US-led Coalition spox. denies Ru MoD claims of joint aerial ops in Syria. Calls claims "Rubbish... propaganda." -

rate my DL form. Just set a new personal best

http://is2.4chan.org/fit/1485198995365.webm

>>70315050
is it "don't venture north of edge lane"

>>70315399
Yeah, I probably wouldn't like it either. we need a big change in our healthcare system though. our results are absolutely shit for the ungodly amount we dump into it vs. other wealthy countries

>>70315533
*looks on amazon marketplace*

>>70315542

enjoyable as a game, pitiful compared to the actual cult classics that were the first 2

>>70315542
that game was great
get a grip

>>70315548
of course they would say that

>>70315542
its worth playing but yeh its completely lost what made the first 2 great.

so sad!

>>70315390
honestly any degree of love at all is more than i'm liable to receive from any woman other than my mum

>>70315569
decent rule

I'm a local and often forget north liverpool exists

>>70315542
what went wrong with your life?

cash me ousside, how bout dah

>>70315548
Coalition spox' Fired

>>70315633
Often look at people from Bootle like they've come from Aleppo

really wish i didn't have a gf lads

want to buy a nice telly and a new playstation for my room but all my cash every month gets eaten away sustaining our fucking relationship

sick of it

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just had a 'st 'wich

>>70315498
He seems quite close to having a mental breakdown. But I'm sure shouting the same thing for however many days in a row will sort him out.

>>70315627
just be a wingman for a lesbian. i have terrible friendship skills and I still have a friend who loves me because of that

>>70315498
Divided we stand. United we fall.

>>70315633
>>70315569
[spoiler]Where's good for part time jobs in the city lads. Worked in Blacks on Whitechapel as a temp over christmas but got dropped for some runts from JD

I've applied to the museums to be a weekend guide[/spoiler]

>>70315674
sometimes in the summer I cycle north and head along the canal from town

the fucking smell from the I don't even know what, fish guts processing plant that permeates all of bootle

legit nearly been sick so many times cycling through

>>70315705
lesbians are unbearable though

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38720250

>Westport residents plagued by calls to X-rated Babestation

>Residents of a County Mayo town are being plagued by callers trying to reach X-rated TV channel Babestation.

>People in Westport are up in arms over late-night landline calls intended for the UK-based station.

>The mix-up is a result of Irish viewers calling the show's premium-rate numbers, which start with 098, without adding the international dialling code.

>Regional Development Minister Michael Ring said his constituents were "aggravated and annoyed".

reminder you can easily cycle/walk from city to city

https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/enjoy-the-waterways/canal-and-river-network

>>70315761
they sort of are, that's why you meet the shut-in ones or the ones who are really pissed off all the time. that way you'll know what to expect

>>70315641
was born like this sadly

cured the old 'mosis
It's possible but takes lots of practice

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my old bebo page lads

>>70315742
Mate I've never been to Bootle.
I've only ever seen it from the train when I was on my way up Formby way.

Looks fucking grim though and you always hear about the bad shit that happens up there, raze it desu

had a VERY surreal conversation with the flatmate lads
started off with him saying he supported richard spencer and then he went into racial theories about arabs and persians. He's Indian

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*sees two young girls walking along the street*
*quickens pace and start muttering 'maaaannnnnnn liiikkkkkkkeeeeee tttttttttttttttttt in a low voice'*
*speeds up to a jog and increases pitch of voice*
*maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn liiiiiiikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tttttttttttttttttt*
*they hear me and glance behind worryingly, speeding up slightly*
*breaks into a flat-out sprint*
*MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
*they scream in horror and try to run faster*
*sticks arms out and clotheslines them in spectacular fashion*
*they lie motionless on the cold pavement*
*runs off into the darkness*

"We've been protecting borders overseas. While not protecting our own borders"

>>70315825
indians are actually incredibly racist

>>70315780
KEK.

>>70315791
post fucking machines

>>70315831
>brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5nMzrSkmIg

So I went on a cruise with 17 people for a family event. My friend went with me, hes late 20s as was I.

It was a 7 day thing, and lets just say from what I thought would be a slightly classy affair, the people on there were scummy and also rather classless.
I bedded a norwegian the night out there, and my friend who's quite a good looking guy got a mexican.

The last night literally 24 hours ago, we were in the main club of the cruise trying to see what was available.

I saw my friend talking to this couple. American couple. GF was hot late 20s, and the bf was ok but I didn't properly see him. She definitely looked better then him.

My mate lets call him Greg, was talking with this couple and trying to flirt with the gf the whole time whilst all getting hammered. Suddenly the mexicans brother (girl greg was banging) comes to join the group. The mexican brother lets call him "Juan" was married to the most stunning girl on the cruise. Suddenly theres a big group over there all getting drunk.

I struck out but was exhausted, I called it a night and went to bed.

The next day Greg informs of what happened. He and Juan and some people went to the american couples room for drinks. They were all getting drunk. Juans wife went to bed, and suddenly it was 4 of them left (the couple and greg and juan).
Suddenly the bf is getting tired, and falls asleep on the bed. The gf tells the two guys to just "let sleeping dogs lie"

Greg realised this was an opportunity and asked her to come to his cabin, and invited juan aswell.
She leaves her bf behind and go to the cabin where Juan and Greg plough this girl WHILST Juans stunning (and I mean stunning) wife is asleep and the bf is passed out in his room.

The next day we disembark the ship and see Juan and his gf as if nothing had happened, and greg is showing off like its the most amazing thing he'd ever done.

>>70315825
Persians were originally white, they were kangz of middle east

arabs invaded the middle east and made everyone brown and muslim

RAN AN DEN FEIND
RAN AN DEN FEIND
BOMBEN AUF ENGELAND

>>70315780
>>70315781
>>70315860
Did not click, am not clicking and will not click

>>70315147
Plenty of the "deplorables" voted for him in the dem primary. He's a moderate social democrat in yurope.

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i love beautiful, bountiful, British breasts

>>70315882
not a single fucking word

>>70315860
I have the last issue a lot because I walk so fast and everyone is a slow cunt

Wish I were a girl

not because I'm gay or anything

it's just that womens fashion is a lot better than mens
and I think I could do a much better than than the rest of women

>>70315929
me too!

>>70315542
this is why i play osrs

its nice being stuck in nostalgia surrounded by a shitty community and out dated content because at least it reminds me of being a kid sometimes and i can get the enjoyment from it that I got from runescape when i was that age

>tfw will never enjoy video games the way i did as a kid again no matter how good they get
>tfw on those rare occasions I might get a glimpse of it microtransactions have turned escapist fun into monetised adverts

i'd ride a bicycle if it was legal to do so without a helmet, but i don't want to be a helmet wanker

fucking nanny state

honestly think bernie could've won
even if hed been slammed by the republicans at least his campaign would've had grass roots support

>>70315882
shan't

>>70315980
hello cucklad

>>70315929
Can tell she's fat from this, bet they look terrible out a bra

>>70315882
will not

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>>70315976
wow

australia's such a nanny state

We're very proud of you son.

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>>70314866

>>70315976
It's illegal to ride without a helmet in Australia?
I, my dad and Peter Hitchens do it all the time

>>70315976
im conflicted over whether or not i should get a helmet

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my fucking sides

992
[hat]

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i'm tempted to buy the wow expac

should i buy the wow xpac

>>70315939
I have the same problem but I've gotten used to being and asshole and storming in front of people. Yesterday this guy was in front of me and had 2 cigs in his mouth. I hate breathing the stuff in so I leaned forward and sprinted like Naruto. As he was about to reach the top step of the stairs I slammed my foot in front of him and asserted my speed and dominance. then i walked as fast as I could away

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>>70315976
>helmets

>>70316012
What do the colours mean?

>>70316020
yes, and i got fined $180 for it once

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>>70316053
oh

I forget wiki doesn't attach that to the image

>>70315976
I prefer riding with a helmet now, granted I'm not a doctor but I'm 100% positive it stopped me from cracking my head open last year haha.

>>70316066
>got fined $180 for it once
why didn't you cycle away from the police

were they not on foot

>>70316066
screaming

>>70315976
what's wrong with helmets? you don't look as fuckable but at least your skull won't split open.

here in the US we have companies that make armored beanies though so you can still look cool

redpill me on stevie ray vaugn

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the goal

>>70316066
blimey
shoulve whipped out your dingo and given him a billabonging

le gusta barranquila le gusta barcelona

llevallevame en tu bicicleta oyeme carlos llevame en tu bicicleta

gf has really bad anxiety issues and is slightly autistic

have only been with her about 3 months but i might break up with her

thought it would be cute but she's a fucking bore all the time, just sits on her arse all day then does nothing but whine about her life when i get in from work

Always amazed that in so many ways Australia is more of a nanny state than we are haha

Remember reading the shit about required numbers of hours of driving with someone else in the car before getting you can drive

>>70316151
ahh, mais oui

>>70316106
i was cycling on the side of the road and they came around the corner in a patrol car and pulled me over

i got angry because it was bullshit so they ended up arresting me for being a public nuisance

>70316157
this role-playing gimmick is so fucking boring

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>You're a big guy I'll give you that, you're even bigger than the cat in the hat!

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interesting..

any of you ever had a wank whilst in the middle of doing a poo?

>>70316142
all cyclists should be killed

>>70316142
*fucks it up with a lead pipe*

hahaahahh hey brucie mate wheres ya helmet

fucck mate piss off hahahahahh shit 180 dollarydoos hahahhaa

>>70316215
*fucks you with the same lead pipe*

>>70316188
whom are you quoting

>saying bernie would have grass roots support means you support bernie
absolute STATE of the yank mind

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>>70315823
he's qt now

>>70316249
alri cuck

australia makes you wear a helmet if you're on a bike but you don't have to wear shit if you're on a scooter or skateboard

>>70316177
lol i remember when i got breathalised whn i only had a provisional license and blew bang on the limit, which is one of the highest in europe. if i'd blown the same in most of europe i would've gottten fucked

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sister just bluetoothed me this

>>70316238
*pulls out another lead pipe and parries your pipe swing*

en garde, knave!

>>70316274
more like arsefartia kek

>>70316202
did it once in a toilet in bangkok airport. true story

>>70316309
if you're on a provisional license here you have to blow 0

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>lol i remember when i got breathalised whn i only had a provisional license and blew bang on the limit, which is one of the highest in europe. if i'd blown the same in most of europe i would've gottten fucked

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very very very depressed lads

seeing a black girl off tinder this weekend

her pics are a bit ambiguous so i'm dreading this a bit

>>70316341
couldn't be arsed to pay 5 quid to get a sucky sucky in the stall?

>>70316355
have a nice relaxing drink of bleach

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>Londoners' flats are so tiny and cramped they can't fit something as essential as a washing machine inside them

COULD NOT FABRICATE

wu wuzing off the scale

https://youtu.be/lMnTILp5Dd8?t=10m5s

>>70316184
>be Australian
>try and cycle to work
>dodge out the way of a kangaroo on the way to your bike
>almost sit on a snake on your bike seat
>finally start peddling
>can't go very fast due to the required stabilisers until you have 250 hours clocked on it
>realise you've forgotten your helmet
>police van arrives on the scene within minutes
>try and make a getaway
>run over and manhandled to the police station
>fined $2000 and given 6 months community service
(Golden laughing face)

>>70316355
quite want a mate if you're interested because i'm a bit lonely

we could be best friends and go on adventures together

should i do a crafty wank?

>>70316352
in the UK the drink drive limit applies to everyone equally. and if you're 17 and hardly drunk before you can be pretty pissed and still pass the breath test

northerners have lead pipes and asbestos

>>70316408
explain

>>70316400
>>be Australian
>>try and cycle to work
stopped reading there. doesn't happen

>>70316401
if only it were that easy
i tend to avoid people at all costs

Boss is probably gonna fire me because I get 90-95% of the work done, but having to go back and do another change looks bad and wastes time.

Why does school teach us that doing 90% of something correctly is a mark of great achievement?

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is it possible for color blind people to be racist?

I drink drive all the fucking time lol. Its pretty easy here.

I've blacked out drives home haha those are scary the next day

>>70316439
a wank

>>70316448
same but it's alright because we're similar
where do you live

>>70316316
She's pretty THICC 2bh

>>70316457
yes

just broke my favourite tea mug

it was the only mug where i knew exactly how much sugar and milk to put in to make it perfect

my quality of life has significantly reduced

>>70316466
a crafty wank?

>>70316464
idiot

>>70316457
Is is possible for yanks to make an insightful post?

>>70316400
Excellant

>>70316355
Come here and get in my big american arms

>>70316457
usually colorblind people can't see red/green/blue

One of my dad's mates is a terrible driver, but when he's drunk he's a lot better

Really would like to devour a large bag of doritos & large bag of kettle 'chips' with salsa and dip, pretty weird feeling.

not even fat.

>>70316490
its ironic i think senpai

doing all early shifts this week lads

means walking to work for between 5:15-6:00

it was fucking -5 this morning. getting sick of it need to learn to drive

>>70316194
>somewhat struggling to stay solvent

Only since the nip took over and tried to turn it into a business. When moot ran everything the goal was breaking even and he usually failed.

>>70316468
i'm a northern paddy

>>70316514
bloody hell mate calm down!!

Need to go to sleepies so I am rested for Mr Schneebenstein tomorrow. To be honest I am probably already up too late.

>>70316457
>can't tell the difference between certain shades of red and green
>can start a white supremacist gang with impunity

>>70316512
one of my dads is a terrible driver too

>>70316525
heh I am going to work in 6 hours. Midnight-8 AM

then again im a college student so it's an ez life

>>70316384
>>70316384
>>70316384
are they sure?

>>70316527
hmmm i live on the south coast

might relocate in order to be with you

australia may be a nanny state but at least we don't censor porn (except for small tits but let's face it if you like small tits you're probably a nonce)

>>70316518
I'll nail your bloody nose to my arse mate

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anyone recognie this graph?

Why is everyone


Typing like

This now?

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Southerners getting GASSED

>tfw fancy friend's gf
>she fancies me

Fuck's sake.

fat chips

i was gassed

>>70316545
my boss is chinese 2bh

flight in t-minus 14 hours

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>>70316599
be straight with your friend

don't let this drama drag on forever

>>70316578
Because it makes individual lines easier to read
If you crunch all the lines together like this
It makes things ever-so-slightly harder to read

Other generals are a million times more hostile to brits than we are to foreigners here

Why is that?

>>70316576
yeah triagonal quadrangular polycastinal theorem

>>70316616
is frauke petry the next hitler?

>>70316655
they're just not very nice people, foreigners

in the mood for some solid pure shitposting

>>70316574
>competing with Britain over who's less of a nanny state
Your race is run, Australia.

>>70316655
Success breeds jealously

>>70316655
jealousy over the popularity of /brit/

got called a nigger in tescos

>>70316640
I also have a gf hehe

What's something spontaneous that a lonely lad can do?

Got no mates but fancy doing something nice. Was thinking about booking a week off work and just going abroad, staying in a fancy hotel or relaxing on a beach, blowing a bit of money.

>>70314866
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

>>70316655
anglo unity

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King Deano

>>70316676
hope the AfD gets banned 2bh

fukin hell me and the gf on holiday. dont know how someone found this

http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos/366092/fuckin-her-on-the-table-in-our-hotel-room.html

>>70316714
kill yourself

>>70316668
pshh say that to my face in real life bitch

>>70316714
looks like you already have the answer

>>70316714
yeah stay in a luxury one with a jacuzzi on the coast

is eddie hearn a deano? or is he merely playing the deanos for profit?

*squats like a frog on the shitter*

Neanderthal toilet seat complexion cave beast sociopathic parasites

What do Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear

how come communists can get away with literal genocide but nazis are considered monsters for the holocaust (which probably didn't even happen)?

president toilet bog fart

>>70316806
clarkson used to shoot up did he

Really wish you lads would put trigger warnings when talking about drugs

Trying to kick a habit and any mention of them triggers the cravings

>>70316821
>how come communists can get away with literal genocide

That wasn't real communism

>>70316821
They didn't get away with it
Everybody knows that the communists killed way more people

>>70316821
how do you mean "get away with"?

>very high pollution
aaaaaaaaaa

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I FOUGHT I TOL' DAT BITCH NO PICKLE

>>70316744
>>70316744
Is this what sex looks like?

>>70316821
well, the holocaust did happen

and communists didn't get away with genocide, they are now widely recognized in the history books

not my fault you're uneducated

can hear the flat upstairs having a party :(

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>>70316838
Have you tried TSR as a 4chan alternative. You're just as addicted to this site as the drugs

>>70316714
Depends how much £££ you got.

I'd fly first class to Tokyo, eat michelin star sushi, hang out in audiophile bars and hopefully hook up with a few QTs.

£15k or so hehe

>>70316838
Surely going:
TRIGGER WARNING: DRUGS
would also trigger you

the 3rd world generals like asean and mena are full of literal benders in skirts

>>70316720
Devilish.

Keep us posted.

>>70316838
Fair play, lad.

>>70316846
Cultural perception, I think he means.

>>70316845
ok so how come literally every millennial supports communism but being a nazi is a one-way ticket to never having a job?

>>70316882
I don't care about this site, it's not physically harming me

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>well, the holocaust did happen

>>70316921
not real communism

Everyone except me is living much happier fulfilled lives

>>70316838
hope you manage to kick the habit la, best of luck x

>>70316921
one is a jewish ideology and one targeted jews

>>70316894
Hmm good point
Maybe I'll just bury my head under my pillow for a few weeks

>>70316875
go and join in mate

you're not a shut-in, are you?

>>70316921
Because real communism works and is a glorious utopia of equality and opportunity.

fucking hell lads, just put the rubbish out and it's proper FOGGY out there. Like proper, full-on can't-see-where-you're-walking foggy.

Never seen fog that bad before

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Reminder there is nothing wrong with this

https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Manifesto.pdf

lads i can't find the part about genocide
i'm sure it was there

>>70316921
because nazism promotes hatred of people based on factors they cannot control whereas communism does not

>>70316938
we're all just pretending mate

everyone is as miserable as each other

don't think anyone in /brit/ has ever said anything nice to me

>>70316968
Seems legit, those older kids look happy

>>70316938
Everyone has their own weird personal issues they don't talk about

think it's howl-inducing when communists first go "b-b-but Stalin and Mao wasn't real communism even though they were bad guys!" And then five minutes later are holding up a Chinese or soviet flag and saluting it

>>70316980
>become a communist or we'll kill you
>okay

>>70316968
what the fuck they look like brothers

have the same eyes and facial structure

>>70316954
nah but i know no one there and i have no alcohol or anything to bring, so it'd be dead weird

>>70316991
You're alright lad

Marxism limits human development and causes suffering

>>70317017
why's that funny

>>70316882
addicts need to be locked in rooms and forced to quit cold turkey

>>70316941
Thanks, I hope so too, it'll be for the best

>>70317017
they also conveniently ignore that hitler was a radical left-wing socialist

>>70316991
Fuck off and die

>>70314866
HE CAN STILL WIN, WE JUST HAVE TO DONATE MORE MONEY!

hitler was a socialist that literally tried to end capitalism

>>70317017
>>70317054
who are these people and where are you meeting them?

never come across one myself

>>70317043
retarded idea. can kill people who are hooked on physiologically addictive drugs

having a drink and looking back on my life lads

>>70317016
What's yours?

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>>70317039
>causes suffering
ah yes, look at this happy capitalist worker

>>70317092
don't care

>>70317090
there's a few of them here in /brit/. they just hide

Bit taken aback by how many rorkes we have in /brit/ honestly

I thought you guys were cool

Dunno how much I can take of the media posting shitty clickbait stories about every tiny thing trump does desu

Gonna purge my Facebook feed of the Independent

>>70317090
The twitter commiecunts and their legions of yes-men for a simple example

>stalin and mao weren't real communists
>all nationalists are nazis
ahhhh yes

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>>70317161

good

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>>70317161

>>70317166
post an example

>>70317161
>rorke
what is

>>70317017
You're confusing trots with tankies

>>70317207
Opposite of a Rasheed

there were no gas chambers, most of the people who died in concentration camps died because of disease and the allies cutting off german supply lines to the camps

>>70317021
thats better than "sorry you are the wrong race gas chamber now"

the death of those who knowingly cause others to suffer for their own personal gain would be a small price to pay for the emancipation of everyone else

>>70317206
Cba
Rosy has a soviet flag in her room
Constantly goes on about that shite

>>70317234
>there were no gas chambers
I'e been to auschwitz and stood in one

Checkmate

>>70317128
Severe social anxiety
Getting a job in a specialised area that I have huge passion for but feeling incredibly unfulfilled still because at the end of the day I'm only a tiny cog in the machine that gets paid 1/10th of their profits on my services