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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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I told you mogs you take too long

Gotta make it right after
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>>70116429

ありがとうね、F君
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>>70116429
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オーストラリア・・・・
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今からこれを見る
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>>70117310
オーストラリアじゃなくてオーストリアなんだよ
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>>70116429
醜い宇宙人のいないスレ乙
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>>70117379
カンガルがいないからおかしいと思った
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Raftっていうゲームが楽しい
漂流物でイカダを拡張するゲームなんだがマインクラフト好きは絶対はまると思う
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順風満帆だ
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IT'S HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmaeIlqqNCM
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>>70117310
かわいい、飲み干したい!
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>>70117469
ババア結婚してくれ
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>>70117469
>see IT's HAPPENING
>open the embedded video
>read the video title
>it's some dumb slut singer
>nothing's happening after all
>rahowa isn't beginning yet
>don't hit play
>close the video in disgust

Don't you know about the boy who cried wolf?
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>>70116429
おちゅでちゅ
オーソドックスなテンプレもよいね
>>70117310
見事な散水
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>>70117543
>>70117519
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>>70117469
Wow! A full video from her?!

We should be so lucky! lookin ass boyy..
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>>70117379
つかオーストラリアって法律厳しすぎてノグソ無理でしょ
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>>70117579
ねぇパンツ屋、今季のアニメはガブリエルドロップアウト以外他のおすすめがあるんだい?
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>>70117915
メイドラゴン
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What secret medicine must I take to become skinny?
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>>70117469
More like KOHH「忘却 featuring 宇多田ヒカル」, amirite
Which is good, I like KOHH and don't like Utada
Liking the lyrics and the tune overall though
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>>70118097
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>>70117915
「このすば」2期は、頭一つ出ている
「クズの本懐」は一話しか見ていないのが
原作は Pornoなのだが、ノイタナミとして「改変」されており、意味不明の駄作になるかも
もったいない
セイレンはアマガミを引きずり過ぎ
結局はヒロインの魅力以外の要素がないが
イマイチ

ピックアップは「風夏」
ヒロインが、滅茶苦茶にカワイイ!!
ただ、原作を知っているので、彼女にはまもなく悲劇が訪れるとだけ述べておく
一見の価値はある
作画は瀬尾公治の原画より好みに近い
>>70118054
見てます
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>>70117310
良い顔してるなw
拭かないとパンツ濡れるぞw

>>70117915
俺別人だけど今期見てお勧めは
このすば、幼女戦記、リトルウィッチアカデミア、鬼平、政宗君、うらら、亜人ちゃんは語りたい
です
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>>70118606
最近の同人queenってどんなキャラ?
パッと調べると艦これが未だに人気あるみたいなんだけど
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>>70118606
羅闇さんは、今季を、どう見る?
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オーストリア人ってどこでも関係なく立ち小便するって聞いたけど男だけじゃなくて女も一緒かよ・・・つか道路の横で・・・
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>>70118606
例えば
めぐみんのライバル
ゆんゆんについて

>>70118747
これからは、ゆんゆん!!
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hey the F i just got a pair of these, you happy for me?
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>>70118819
思ったよりアタリが多い。
あと、このすばのOPの作画は酷いと思う。
1話の作画酷いって思ったけど2話見て作画良くっても
ギャグ系ってあんまり作画の善し悪しは作品の善し悪しに関係無いんだなって解ったw

>>70118747
艦これは不動だねぇ、あと2年は続くんで無いか?
クイーンか・・・んーフェイトグランドオーダーのメインヒロインだね
盾持ってるやつ、名前ど忘れしたけどw

>>70119130
んー今期はダクネス回だよ?
ゆんゆんはあくまでサブキャラだからね、これから出てくる悪魔がものすごく濃いんだ
男キャラだけどキーキャラだよ、あくまでもサブキャラだけどねw
ゆんゆんは~まあ、ちゃんと友達出来るから、大丈夫だから・・・
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>>70119140
Can't remember the last time I brought clothes
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>>70118149
> I like KOHH
I knew you weren't a metal head
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>>70119288
i was hoping youd say how you liked the fact that the 3 stripes logo is in the same colours as the french flag

btw the writing on the back strap is in japanese
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where is the baggu guy? i want to show him my new baggu
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>>70119287
>フェイトグランドオーダー
分からんからggった
月姫のサークルって有限会社になってたのか、知らんかった。。。
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ミルクを買に、スープーいく。なにか欲しい?
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>>70119793
fucking christ i screwed that up hard
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>>70119793
おでん
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I hate how watch dogs 2 is full of SJW Leftist anarchist BLM content
I'm glad I waited for torrent
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>>70118097
run, bro just run
run is the secret
run 5km three times per week
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>>70119793
焼きそばパン
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>>70120012
Naw

Lifting is much more efficient. Cardio is still great for your health though. And dieting is the most important part in losing weight.
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>>70119793
リンゴンベリーを食べてみたい。
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>>70119998
とても黒人のゲーム
クソゲ
>>70120045
たかいですね・・・お金がない
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>>70119379
What does the writing say? 極大乾燥?
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>>70119793
ホットケーキミックスと豚バラをお願いします。
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anybody have success with tinder here in japan?
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>>70120329
豚バラ入りホットケーキ美味いよね(´・ω・`)
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>>70119465
フェイトだけでずっと喰ってるんだぞwすげえぞw
まあ、魔法使いの夜とかも出してたけど、フェイト超えられなかったからな。
月姫のリメイク出して欲しいですけど・・・w
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>>70120297
it says "the brand with the 3 stripes"
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>>70120329
笑い笑い
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>>70120420
Is it like 3本線のブランド?
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>>70120513
these are a different pair but they have the same writing
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>>70120659
I understood now. Thanks for the photo. Is it supposed to be cool or exotic to print Japanese characters on clothes?
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>>70120012
>>70120091
>not rowing
You can do both cardio and resistance training without leaving your seat.

>dieting
Not really that important desu.
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>peru comes knocking on your door
>he's huffing and puffing, out of breath, sweating
>smells like shit
>he says, "excuse me, i would like to talk with you about white people."

what do you do?
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>>70120815
>Not really that important desu.

quit it with your fucking bait
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>>70119931
オーディン
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>>70120659
some brands do that but adidas do it because they usually translate their slogan into different languages anyway
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>>70120908
*knock knock*
*open door*

>Hello, do you have a moment to talk about whites?

*gif*
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マシュ
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>>70120956
I got it.

Your tricolor striped shoes are cool.
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>>70120987
Thanks, friend!
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>>70120931
>tfw eat whatever I want, whenever I want
>thaicucc has to count calories just to avoid becoming morbidly obese
You're just introducing unnecessary stress m8.
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How do I get an oyabin?
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http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv287966697
全力れなちゃん
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>>70121109
oyabin
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>>70119140
>>70120659
ダッサ
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>>70121109
Look at this post >>70116918

Marry a Japanese woman. She'd be your oyabin.
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>>70121203
can i marry you?
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>>70121285
Sorry, I'm male and straight.
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>>70121083
>some skinnyfat auscuck tries to tell me how he doesn't have to diet

Either you're 120lbs soaking wet, or you've never been sub-10% body fat

Either way, calories are THE ONLY thing that matters when it comes to losing weight.

Lifting and cardio are great, but if you're in a calorific surplus, you're not losing weight, simple as.
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>>70119288
Does your mum shop for you?
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>>70121498
No
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ゴジラの劇場版アニメは今年公開なのか
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>>70121602
Where do you get new clothes from?
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>>70121333
faggot
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>>70121125
れな
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>>70121498
I really wouldn't be surprised, he's an autist alt-right tard KEK, I bet he wears autism trainers with boot cut jeans and a hoody
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>>70121639
> Godzilla
> Anime
> Movie
Nandatte〜!?
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凄いタイムリーなネタ見つけた
おいオーストラリアと日本
なんだよこれ
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1700119410/sento-towel-an-incredible-upgrade-for-an-everyday
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>>70121383
>he measures bodyfat %
>he doesn't just look at performance
There's no need whatever to overcomplicate this stuff. You are making yourself unhappy, friend.

>talking about weight loss
Who cares about weight loss? Are you a fat fuck?
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500オーストラリアドルっていくらだ?
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>>70121659
What?
Refusing a proposal from a man makes me a faggot?
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>>70121794
i am a girl?
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>>70121790
~4.35万円
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>>70121640
I usually go at the Galerie Lafayette on boulevard Hausmann and shop near it
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>>70121032
ああ、そう、こいつ、こいつのハロウィンの衣装がヤバすぎたんだよ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glE7JoVBN3E
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>>70121734
>he doesn't want to be shredded
>training for """performance""" despite not playing sports at a pro level

Hmmmm
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>>70121822
I didn't know that.

Do you want to marry me?
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>>70121911
maybe...(´・ω・‘)
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Tomorrow I leave.

Next time I'll be posting, I'll be in Japan.
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>>70122118
use the name 21st January visiting japan guy please
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>>70122118
So, the time has finally come...
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>>70121871
クソ下らねぇ死ね
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>>70122118
Don't worry, your plane won't just randomly fall out of the sky
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>>70122184
Indeed it has.

I'm confident in my plans.
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Tokugawa Ieyasu was a mistake
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>>70122259
you forgot your (´・ω・‘)
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>>70122118
its funny how the desire for the asian vagina controls you
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>>70122328
I've had my share of Asian vagina.

What drives me is the desire to travel. Japan is just the first stop.
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>>70121876
>he doesn't keep himself functionally fit and strong for the purpose of cultivating self-sufficiency and virtue
>he wants to be """"""shredded"""""" like some puffed-up clown, despite not competing as a body-builder

boy my neurones sure are fired up jimmy
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>>70122401
Is this your first time abroad?
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>>70122264
Please, my friend. Take down the number of all the correct authorities, as much as I joked about slavery, it's a real possibility.
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>>70122511
>auscuck goes to the beach
>takes his shirt off, revealing his potbelly
>girls look in disgust
>N-NOT FAT, J-JUST BULKING, I-I CAN SQUAT 225 FOR R-REPS!

>meanwhile some shredded chad steals his gf
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明日もよい国なのでもう寝ることにしよう
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>>70122658
>takes his shirt off, revealing his potbelly
thats all aussies
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>>70122552
First time in Japan. My family have always loved traveling, and I've been to at least 15 countries in my lifetime. Never been to Asia, though.

>>70122578
I will. And don't worry, I can tell a scam when I see one. If they start demanding my passport or something ludicrous, I'll tell them to fuck right off and head for Okinawa where I'll bum around and hang out with American soldiers until springtime, where I'd then head back to mainland Japan and start traveling north.

I've packed enough gear to comfortably live on the road as a vagabond, and I have over 10 years of outdoor experience. I'll be fine, but thanks for worrying.
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>>70122118
have a nice flight!
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>>70122774
おやすみなさい。
こんな時間か、もう寝なきゃ。
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>>70122853
>been to at least 15 countries
you can walk to 15 countries around you
>hang out with American soldiers
and abuse the locals?
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>>70122658
>thaicucc goes hiking with his wife and her boyfriend
>promises that he can manage a proper trail because of his """"""""""shredded"""""""""" physique
>excess muscle-mass tires him out quickly
>his malformed body is cumbersome and he falls over and injures himself
>his wife's boyfriend laughs and shakes his head, helps him up, and walks him back to the car
>goes back on the trail
>ravishes thaicucc's wife in the great outdoors and impregnates her for the third time
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>>70123122
Come on now, at least my story had some realism to it, I do cardio and compound lifts too, but I don't carry loads of necessary blubber like you've convinced yourself you need to kek
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>>70123005
>you can walk to 15 countries around you
I could technically also walk to Hong Kong, but I ain't fucking gonna do that. I've flown to most countries I've been to.

>and abuse the locals?
Who the fuck said anything about that?
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>>70122869
Thank you. I look forward to visiting your country!
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>>70123263
>120lbs soaking wet
>blubber
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>>70123342
>your country
>implying he isnt a jet
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>>70123358
Well you were either an ecto skellington, or some deluded bearmode blubberwhale
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>>70123409
What's up with those people anyway? They're the only ones who do videos on Youtube about being abroad in Japan, and they're all ugly beta lovers whining about cultural differences.
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よつばと早く買わないと
なんか本屋遠いからいつも買うの忘れる
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>>70123494
*beta losers

Fucking phoneposting
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>>70123457
>a politician in his 90s could run rings around you, snap your spine over his knee, and toss you head-first through a brick wall
m-muh low bodyfat %
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>>70123494
i honestly dont know they look like they are just but hurt that japan has real life problems like any country. and those problems are not the most accommodating to foreigners.

also i think its just the easiest way to get a job in japan which was their short term goal and they dont know what to do next.

hope you have fun tho anon


don't be mean to locals in okinawa
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>>70123551
You forget what this country is famous for, my man
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>>70123606
Thanks man. I'm not mean unless people start shit, and I don't expect the Japanese to do that.
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>>70123682
lady boys?

sorry i shouldn't be rude about your da... i mean mum
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I'm not sure what's worse. Teaching Engrish in Japan or Worst Korea. I'm actually a native Korean, btw, and 한국말도 유창하게 함. And I still feel like English teaching is at abysmal standards. Everything is fucking backwards - the education system, the textbooks, the tests. It has no hope of ever succeeding.
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>>70123682
>mfw the new king of siam flies in to a feral simian rage and ripes of based tones' face with his claws
>screeches, throws poo and steals all the bananas
>disappears in to the jungle
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>>70124218
ジス イス イングリス クラス
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I don't understand why people here hate english teachers so much.
Teacher is a honorable job in Japan.
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>>70124357
>implying they are actual teachers and not just assistents

top kek
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>>70124357
1.) Teachers get paid bugger all and many of them are horrid leftists
2.) English teachers aren't real teachers, but rather foreign clowns, get paid even less, and are usually retard SJWs or loser weeaboos (or both)
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>>70124433
つまり英語教師なんて自分に能力が無いからやる逃げの仕事だ
その国に行くならその国の仕事をしろって事か?

いい風に捉えすぎか?
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>>70124403
Assistant job is a kind of shit, but the career is useful to get a real teachers job.
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Someone wants me to be an English teacher for their kid in China.

I feel a little sheepish in telling them my rate which is $100 per hour.

I am Chinese-American and not a White. This is why I charge higher than the usual rate.
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今年でデンマークと国交を結んで150年になるんだな。
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>>70124994
Charge more m8.
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>>70124994
do you live in san francisco?
how do you feel about WMAF couples?
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>>70124994
I personally think 1 on 1 tutoring is even more stressful than teaching a small class. The parents expect to get (more than) what they paid for, it takes a big chunk of your schedule in irregular hours, and it's really boring, quite frankly.

And I don't know how it is for Chinese kids, but English isn't something a kid masters in a couple of months with 2~3 hours of lessons a week. Yet, the parents expect results after the first month. They also rarely introduce you to other propsective pupils, since they want you to devote all your attention to their kid. I tried to be a full-time private tutor, but unless you have some sort of brilliant master curriculum, which I have now but didn't when I tried, it just won't work. And once you lose your pupils, it's really hard to get it going again within the next 2~3 years. It's a neat side-job, I guess.
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>>70125039
I feel ¥688元 per hour is a reasonable rate. If I charged any higher I would miss out on some extra demand from the actual families that can afford my services. Attempting to maximize my revenues, to do that my optimized choice to set is $688 per hour.

Whitey cannot compete with me at this price level.
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>>70125368
>he's trying to optimise profits
>he's not just trying to rip-off disgusting gooks out of spite
You're no Chinaman at all!
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>>70125323
>language tutoring
Waste of time for the kid, pointless hassle for the tutor.

>maths and physics tutoring
Easy money, easy grade boost.
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>>70125317

I wish I had a boipussi friend
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>>70125549
Pretty much.
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>>70125549
Literally force the kid with threat of violence to read an English book out loud to you

Force them to memorize The Godfather by Mario Puzo word for word or something

If they fail you can waterboard them till they succeed
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>>70125368
>>70124994

I feel you are full of shit, Chang. Chink parents prefer all-American whitey, tall and blonde and blue-eyed teaching their kids good old American English over a chink any day. They especially won't pay that rate for you if you do convince them you can teach their retarded son.

Peru knows what I'm talking about.
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>>70126032
They don't have a son, it's their daughter
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>>70125783
Here's the proper method, in the form of instructions to the kid:

1.) Do these questions on your own time, and if you have any trouble you can ask me questions and we'll go through them next week.

2.) Did you do the questions I told you to do last week?

3.) Okay, let's work through them now, then.

4.) Do these questions by next week. You'd better do them this time.

5.) Go to step 2.

Most of the kids I've taught simply won't do their homework. If they did, perhaps they wouldn't need a tutor in the first place. I don't really expect them to do the work, though it would be nice if they did. But even if they haven't, just sitting down for an hour every week and actually focussing on their work, which they otherwise wouldn't do, is typically enough to get a student from Cs to As.

Honestly, it's basically what you said except instead of torture the risk is that they waste their parents' money, and instead of rubbish literature it's formulae from their textbooks.

I think I would have real trouble finding clients to teach English; if I were to tutor a language it would have to be Japanese, and I can't begin to imagine how I would adapt my method to Japanese as it's taught in schools here (or why anyone would need tutoring for high-school foreign language classes, because they're piss-easy). I suppose I could threaten to sudoku them if they didn't memorise 12,000,000 kenjis per week or something.
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>>70126142
>threaten to sudoku yourself in front of them if they are unable to memorize 12.000.000 kanji characters per week or something
you are truuly hilarious, cunt
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>>70126200
>yourself in front of them
>are unable to memorize
>kanji characters

Why?
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>>70126200
>>70126440
Also:
12.000.000
Are you some kind of fart-sniffing continental?
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>>70126485
at least i am not cucked by emus

and when girls fart, it's cute
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why do japanese hate chair and tables so much?
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January, 19, 2017 Report

The guards at the subway station in Shanghai are armed with antiques

Look like Vietnam War relics

I wonder if they know how to calmly shoot acurately with those things under extreme pressure

I walked up to them and gave them a closer inspection

They seemed much laxer and relaxed than their British Queen's Royal Guard counterparts

Once or twice the pockmarked scarred face of one of the men standing at attention would shuffle his feet and kick the extended plateau he was on or give directions to passerbys.

The men with guns were stoic, said nothing and had intelligent looking eyes
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>>70122118
Do this >>70122177
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>>70126632
Houses are small in Japan.
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Can someone help with this?
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>>70129981
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>>70130076
>醜
thank you
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>>70132667
That's not the snow I was looking for
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>>70132757
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Can someone help me out one more time?

>なんて卑しいピーマン権茸野郎なんですの
I'm not getting the ピーマン権茸 here at all. Could someone explain?
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>>70132757
It's only two of us in here tonight
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>>70133228
椎茸
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>>70133250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcd-Xdp17ts
I'm busy watching this
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>>70133369
Oh, that's right. It still don't get the ピーマン椎茸. What kind of insult is this supposed to be?
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>>70133473
I'm not the one reading that manga, does it not make sense in the context?
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>>70133840
Can you translate what's the guy saying at 9min
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>>70133840
Not at all. Could she talk about his dick, because of the mushroom? If yes, ピーマン is still without any context.
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>>70118606
whycan'tjapsputfuckingspacesbetweentheirweirdmoonrunes?
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>>70133915
I don't speak French
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自信の一句:

狂いかけ
自慰で解放
賢者なり

傑作だろ?
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Why do they say 方 here as ほう instead of かた?
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>>70134004
me too
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>>70134407
oh crap. Wrong pic.
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>>70134453
You have to go back
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Anyone living or have lived in Kumamoto before?
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>>70134464
Because Japanese
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How do i travel to Japan with like 1000 usd?
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>>70136278
Swim west
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BKって意味ありますか

言う前にバーガーキングじゃねえよ
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>>70134464
Were do you get japanese subs?
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>>70137217
The internet
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Konnichi wa
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>>70137966
おはよう
>>70138284
北欧らしいお洒落な部屋だ。
旅の準備は万端だね。
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>>70138284
手斧!俺も一個欲しいんだよな・・・
斧と鉈が欲しい・・・
雪降るらしいがお仕事やるらしい・・・
外の仕事なのになぁ・・・行きたくないw
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>>70138710
外の仕事は辛いね。
あと、スタットレスもチェーンも持ってないから、雪降られると困るなあ。
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Are Ohto pens any good, since they cost a fuckton?
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I have become an anime girl
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>>70139037
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Good morning nippon !
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>>70138868
俺バイクなんだが・・・いくわ・・・
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>>70138919
Please respond japs
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>>70139467
You should use a family pen.
If you don't have a family pen, you are probaly too poor to afford a decent pen, so don't buy it.
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Hi, first time posting in this thread. I also am studying Japanese in my own time.
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>>70139519
What is a family pen?
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>>70139037
Brazil is WHITE.
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>>70139533
hello !
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>>70139573
A pen that is passed by family blood. Like a house or fortunes.
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>>70136531
blease respond
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>>70139686
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>>70139037
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Hello Japanese bros. I'm looking for raws of all volumes of this manga. Can you help me?
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do black girls go for white males?
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日本人てチンポちっちゃいわりに臭いもんでね
>>
おはようございます
仕事行きたくねええええ
寒いよおおお
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>>70140397
Where are you working ? Also what temperature is it
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>>70120815
>>dieting
>Not really that important desu.

Anon asked how he can become skinny, it's the most important.
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>>70124689
The foreigners who live in this thread are just only bastards.
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>>70139988
I searched for a while and could only find up to the vol.3, it seems like there aren't any besides these...

>>70140397
おはようございます!
まるで日常茶飯だね
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>>70139606
Hi. よろしくお願いします。
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>>70140397
お前毎日同じこと言ってないか
たまには楽しみにながら仕事行け
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>>70140659
How are you ?
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>>70140620
Some sites say that there are over 12 volumes, but as you have said, only 3 are online. Too bad because the story seems interesting.
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>>70140478
there is a my office in Shibuya, Tokyo.
its -2 degrees celsius in here.

>>70140620
>>70140674
息できないくらいの満員電車でどうやって通勤を楽しめと…
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>>70139424
気をつけて
>>70140397
いってらー
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>>70140674
楽しみながら毎日通勤してるの?
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>>70140734
Have you considered buying them second-hand from amazon.jp? It seems that you can get the first 11 volumes for 20~30 or so USD:
https://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/offer-listing/B015F19Q3A/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&condition=used&qid=1484867492&sr=8-4
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>>70140827
>Shibuya
What kind of jobs you do ?
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>>70140827
もっと容赦無く詰め込まれれば、逆に体が浮いて体重が軽くなって楽しいんだ。
最近の満員電車は変にプライバシーを守るのが多くて困る。

あの無重力空間をもう一度味わいたい。。
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日本は津々浦々アメリカ化すればいいのよ
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>>70139680
Man we use BiC here just tell me if Ohto is good or not
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>>70140994
今日はあれとこれをやろう、などと考えて楽しいときもある。
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誰が一番可愛い日本人女性政治家?
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>>70141075
office work.
I make a plan inspection of chemical plant.

>>70141192
体が浮くことはないよ…、他の路線が遅延したときは普段以上に満員になるけど、押し込まれるだけ…
むしろ体重かけられて重たいです先生…

>>70141378
それは仕事切り上げて帰る時に明日これやろうって決めてるから考えないよ
残業嫌いだからほぼ定時に帰ってるけどね
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>>70141594
蓮舫

パプワニューギニア人とのdual nationalityだという噂もあるが。
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>>70141658
Ah yes, I remember now I've been asking that a while ago
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>>70141378
黒なのに白と思い込めばグレーに見えてくる人だな
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>>70140724
Great, how long have you been learning Japanese? Do you think you can speak good enough to hold a conversation with Japanese? As for me, I've been studying Japanese for 6 years.
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>>70141658
最近の満員電車は先に乗ってる客がこれ以上乗せないようにふんばる。あの戦いがストレスだな。
逆に一番辛い段階の混み具合。

すきまだらけの箱に梱包された商品みたいなもんだ。中身グチャグチャになる。
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>>70141318
トランプ大統領が再び日本を偉大にしてくれるから待たなきゃな
馬鹿みたいな円安さえ終わればこの国の景気は上向く
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>>70141922
>6 years
Nice.
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>>70141922
I've never been learning Japanese
I come to those thread because it's comfy and not full of politized autist like /fr/
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>>70141828
達成感ゼロで働ける方が人としては強靭すぎる精神力だ。
俺には無理だな。
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>>70141943
実際乗れないけど、詰めれば数人乗れるかも、と言うレベルだよ。
既に乗ってる側からすれば、これ以上乗ってくんなと思うのはみんな同じかもしれない…。
乗車時は隙間無くても電車に揺られると自然と隙間できるよねwwww
これが東急沿線だったら更に地獄だけど。
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>>70141658
何ヶ月か仕事のことしか考えないで暮らすようなこともあるだろう。
全部終わったら豪快に休みを取る人もいる。
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今日、仕事行きたいの?
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>>70141016
I don't like doing e-payment. Kinda dangerous nowadays.
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>>70142094
それ一番辛い状態。。
隙間といっても人と離れることは出来ないレベルだろ。
もっと乗った方がむしろ楽なのに。
>>
先月俺日本会社で働き始めた、

その前に何年から日本語を練習しなかった。

日本語が話せるまねが見せるが実は馬鹿である。

助けてくれ
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>>70142168
I see.
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>>70142123
実際工事開始したら現場行かなきゃいけないので、土日関係なく出っ放しになるよ。
そのあと代休を大型連休に合わせて一気に取って旅行行ってる。

と言うわけでみんな仕事がんばれ。
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>>70142312
In English please.
your Zapanese doesn't make sense to me
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>>70142094
田園都市線はクソ
何なのあれ
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>>70142377
建築か土木の関係の人かな
うまく連休が合うとよいですね
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>>70142412
Basically saying last month he started working in company. Before that, he didn't practice Japanese for a few years. Maybe he's saying he feels like an idiot for writing in Japanese as if he knows the language.

Maybe he should have gone to the beginner thread for Japanese.
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>>70142900
thanks m8
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Please respond:

What is the routine of a youngster of kōtōgakkō that has a part time job? I mean, what is the time he/she leaves the school and go to work? And when does the work time end? Is it pretty common to have a part time job being a young student?

Please answer in English if possible, I don't speak Japanese yet.
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今晩
パンツは何処ですか
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I want to fuck sister
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>>70143176
おはよう
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社会人多いんだなこのスレ
俺ニートなのに
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>>70143145
No worries mate.
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>>70143305
お前も社会人になりたいの?
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>>70143784
お金欲しいしそりゃね
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>>70144245
ああ、その気持わかります
>>
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIC4DmmM0U
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>>70143305
社畜からすれば、ニートが羨ましいぞ
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過疎り過ぎでスレが落ちそう
>>
sagero
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>>70145998
この間、久しぶりにsage進行の2chのスレに遊びに行ったが、
久しぶりすぎて、name欄でsageしてしまったわ…(´・_・`)
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>>70144245

誰もがお金が欲しい
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>>70146637
半角文字列 路歩スレ
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>>70146687

Você é Japonês?
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>>70146828

日系ブラジル人
私は出稼ぎです
私のに日本語わ悪いですよ
でも日本大だいすき...
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>>70146828

いいえ、私は白です。
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>>70146858
>>70146880

Quê? Fale português. Não consigo entender às coisas que estou a lêr. Minha língua não tem garra. Não é mamão-com-açúcar. Conseqüências de não ser fera.
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>>70142312
ここで日本語について好きなだけ質問すれば良い。
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今年は働こうと思っていたが寒いので春から働くことにする
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>>70146858
トヨタか?
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もう一句書いてみた

可憐なる
さくらの如き
ケツマンコ

我ながらまた傑作だな
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>>70146828
>>70146858
>>70146880
今は俺以外ブラジル人が三人でもいるのか?
何だそれ、そんな急に
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>>70147841
あら嫌だ、お下品ですわよ。
でも、今度はちゃんと季語を入れたのな。

ノルウェースレのOP画像の鳥率が多くていつもガン見してしまう…。可愛い…。
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>>70147841
ケツ作だな
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>>70148139
だれうまwww
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>>70148139
>ケツ作
アナルほど、うまいな
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>>70148213
www
皆ノリがいいなw
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>>70147860
闇の組織によるブラジル日本化計画が始動しただけだ
気にするな
>>
ポルトガル語とか英語より難しいから、ブラジル化は勘弁してほしい。
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>>70148745
日本ブラジル化は無理だな
俺たちは毎日サンバ踊る体力無い
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I WANT TO MAKE THE NEW BREAD
(at 310)
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鈴鹿市はすでにブラジル化しているぞ
ポルトガル語は共通言語となって、あそこでは日本語も英語も通じない
鈴鹿の風景は猿いっぱいのワイルドなジャングルだ
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>>70148901
いいかげんオーストラリア人のふりやめて、日本国旗にしたらどうだ
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>>70148901
浜松もすごいぞ。
>>70148863
アメちゃん、よろしく
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>>70148954
ごめなさい ぼく にはんご わからない
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>>70149114
ははは、こやつめ
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>>70148954
串なの?
>>70149293
何かおもしろいか?
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>>70149114
急にたどたどしくなったな、おいwww
>>
I've never once seen a student ask their teacher questions in the middle of class in any of the "Japanese culture documentaries" that I've seen. Is it disrespectful to ask questions in the middle of class, or is it just as common as in the west?
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>>70149548
It is disrespectful. Although teachers encourage you to give them any questions, students know it's not true. And you also feel pressure from other classmates not to ask questions.
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遅いねえ
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>>70149688
なにがだい?
ピザの出前ならいましたばかりだろう?
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>>70149663
Whoa. Must be hard.
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たった今、新しいパソコンが届けましたぁあァア亜亞aA~

初回セットアップ面倒だから後に四四右下、西岡
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>>70149548
well, unless the teacher explicitly asks "any question?" its hard to interrupt the lesson isnt it same in the states?
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>>70149688
トランプ新大統領の事?
どう?そちらはいま盛り上がってる?
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>>70149748
That's true from a sane perspective, but America is an insane country. Kids talk and play on their mobile phones non-stop all through lessons. I saw it on the telly, so I know it's true.
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>>70149748
Naw. We always interrupt whenever we have a question, which really sucks if we have a class with over 30 or 40 students.
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>>70149732
落ち着け
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>>70149781
まだ早いと思うよ
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>>70149548
It is not common, because teachers usually explain some things in a nutshell at first and give students detail parts later.
"I'm going to explain about liner equation"
"What is liner equation?"
"I'll explain about it from now, listen to the explanation I'm going to tell til the end. Then if you can't understand it, ask anything."
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>>70149888

>>70149888

>>70149888
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>>70149851
isn't it a bit of a mess at the end when everyone wants to ask their questions?
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>>70149840
そっか、そっちは今、深夜か。
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>>70149833
ソーダね

>>70149781
アメリカ人じゃないけど明日は友達の家で就任式鑑賞パーティーに行くんだ
普通に就任式よりは選挙の日の方が盛り上がると思うけどね
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>>70149948
>友達の家で就任式鑑賞パーティーに行くんだ
なにそれ、楽しそう。
>選挙の日の方が盛り上がる
ソーダね(「南アルプスの天然水スパークリング」が好き)
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>>70149903
If everyone has different questions, it will be a tough task, but the points which students have difficulty in understanding are not greatly varied.
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I love Namasensei because he's funny and i'd love to kiss him on the mouth, but his lessons are kind of dull because he always fills shit up with swearing and calling me names.

How do you guys feel about becauseofdreams' Learn Japanese series? His videos are brief and to the point which i admire, he isn't as cute as namasensei but I feel like i'm learning much quicker. Is he a good choice to use?
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>>70150173
I see. That makes more sense compared to how it is here. We tend to interrupt with almost whatever thing we want to understand. Like other anon said, if there's more than 20 people in a class it can get annoying. Depending on the class though, classes can get a lot more dynamic/entertaining this way
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>>70150182
>compare literally who #1 to literally who #2
literally
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trump won't make america great again
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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