>the call that saved it
edition
>>70038769
Every EU country had to ratify the Maastrict Treaty and all of them did except Denmark. It was totally logical for Denmark to have another referendum to decide whether they were going to be out the EU or stay and integrate with the rest of the continent.
Ireland had a second vote on the Nice treaty because they secured the Seville Declaration from the EU.
France and the Netherlands both rejected the 2005 constitution but later their governments were elected with a mandate to sign the Lisbon treaty in 2007.
In 2008 the Irish government renegotiated parts of the Lisbon treaty and held a vote on it.
The 2015 Greek vote was impossible to implement without Greece leaving the Euro.
> Hot water
> Milk
> Sugar
This is the correct way to make a cup of tea.
never let your guard down
the gf
Firing up the microwave, anyone want a brew?
>>70039126
>milk
>sugar
fuck off you literal child
>>70039126
forgot the teabag mate
Millie B is a ________ ____?
>>70039142
nice
more?
>>70039145
Alri Ranjit
>>70039145
>no milk
fuck off you literal asian
>>70039126
>sugar
fuck off you literal child
/brit/ more like /fart/ lmao
>>70039153
disgusting slag
>>70039126
>Sugar
umm, no sweetie
>>70039116
>
whats your point
>Why yes m'lady, I DO have a graduate job, but I live in a flatshare, it's my choice of course m'lady *holds back tears*
CREASING
Dad bought me a takeaway, I told him I didn’t want it and started mildly hurting myself, he kept pushing and I accepted the chicken donner but I said no to the naan bread.
>>70039138
Does your mum seriously still make your lunch for you?
>>70039126
>no tea in your tea
mong
>>70039145
Get 100% of my news from /pol/, Reddit and Russia today
Wish I was joking
eating mummy's lunchbox in my car
the sandwiches are plain cheese but I shall be putting the crisps in them
>>70039126
no tea?
I wish I could live in the English countryside 2bh
>>70039193
I was explaining those votes
>>70039173
>hello, I'm president fart
>why yes I LOVE tea
>*fills half of the cup with milk and adds 4 heaped teaspoons of sugar*
>mmm DELICIOUS
>>70039211
Yeah I'm 21
>>70039216
>salt & vinegar crisps
These trigger me so fucking much why are they all over your gay asre island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpipqJNFDOQ Bloody EU
How's /pakigf2017/ coming along lads?
>>70039237
I am living your velleity
Why are girls so weird?
>>70039260
snails flavour sounds shit
>>70039262
Got a Polish one instead
>>70039262
>>70039243
>i was explaining these votes by saying that people voted
alri
>>70039260
Cos they taste good you paki
>>70039305
You gonna go on a train to pakistan lad ? haha
howling at the thought of all those "lexiters" who voted Leave only to see it used as a mandate to Britain into a corporate tax haven.
>>70039260
Fuck off bet you pretentious twats have champagne flavour
>>70039302
Big mistake, I've had 3 polish gfs and they were all sociopaths. Be careful mate
saw a politician making a complete hash of the future of my country so i turned the tv off
never let your guard down
>>70039300
Snails taste similar to how they smell
Not a fan 2bh
>>70039337
the french don't eat crisps because they have healthy diets
>>70039312
Usually that image is posted by leave voting morons to try and their spread fake news.
>>70039237
crap internet and expensive 2bh
eat SHIT normiessss
>>70039337
mate shh
rate my new tat
normbulls out rooooooooooooooooo
>>70039337
We have mustard crisps and they're the shit
>>70039346
Ahh yes too healthy for a bag of crisps *smokes 20 ciggies*
>>70039173
>the presifart of the united sharts
Why Londoners expect the rest on the UK to be a multiracial shitshow like their city is?
>>70039343
you replied to the wrong post
give me the (You) I deserve
>>70039408
Whatever keeps them skinny
>>70039413
>multicultural
it's paki town lad
and that is the reason
>>70039416
>>70039301
Oops. Haha
>>70039413
>London is the richest and most successful city in the UK
>It's also the most multicultural
really makes you think!
>>70039413
Birmingham is less white than London
>>70039413
>90% brown
>multiracial
hmm
>>70039447
GDP per capita of Edinburgh is higher.
https://youtu.be/EnQvOIiAzLE?t=7m17s
>>70039341
Nah she seems sweet enough. What made them sociopaths?
barber told me he's visiting his family in palestine soon
didn't know what else to say other than must be an interesting place
>>70039447
It was rich and successful before it was multiculti
Why is the Welsh language so different from the English language?
>>70039508
Yell GAS THE KIKES for free haircut
>>70039447
Ermm no it isn't sweetie that's Edinburgh which is extremely white
>>70039508
Should've told him the Holocaust was not enough. He probably would've given you the cut for free
>>70039447
>multiculturalism and multiracial are the same thing
Do you work for the BBC, Lamar?
Thoughts?
>>70039541
Why are Asians so different from humans?
>>70039548
London clearly has the higher GDP
just had a browse through /pol/. the place is in an absolute state lmao.
90% of the posts there should be 'dora'd
>>70039508
You should have told him Palestine isn't and never will be a recognised country for a free throat slitting
>>70039527
London had been in steady decline before immigration and diversity saved it.
>>70039558
woah you tell him mate
finishing beer have to go into uni now bye
>>70039561
GDP per capita is what's important to being rich
For example India has a much higher GDP than Norway but it clearly isn't richer
Give me a Geordie gf
>>70039588
Did I go too far?
>>70039548
Edinburgh is chock full to the brim with chinks.
Like a mini Vancouver.
£68 in my bank account, lads.
What do I do to make the number higher?
>http://www.muslimroommates.org/london
woah... so this... is the power... of london
is /brit/ happy with mummy may's plans?
big fan personally, couldn't have asked for much more at this point
aha
remain wankers are so FUMING
>>70039622
Students or actual immigrants
>>70039624
I reckon you should put more money in it
>>70039624
Get a job.
>>70039615
But India is the more powerful country
>>70039624
get a job you trampanzee
>>70039624
business idea: give it to me
>>70039558
I Hate Your Tiny Island Now! Stop Whaling!
>>70039620
no you just carry on with your racist behaviour if you think that's an acceptable way to act in the 21st century
>>70039622
Ahh yes chock full to the brim with a whopping 1.2% Chinese+Hong Kong
>>70039659
Don't know
whenever I'm there to see senpai the buses are always filled with these ruddy chinks talking their gobble gook
why does the silly gook post about london all the time?
>>70039646
yeah
she called the EUs bluff on "no single market without free movement" big time
pretty nice
Our Grandparents fought the Nazis so that we could be called Nazis for believing what they did
>>70039680
We are putting an end to whaling, but why do you capitalise all your words?
>>70039689
I somehow don't think you are saying what you really think
Might have ancesters who collaborated
>>70039719
How do you know what my grandparent believed?
Reminder
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/20/english-sparkling-wine-beats-champagne-in-paris-blind-tasting/
>there are people in this thread right now that have never had a job
Business idea:
give everyone free money for doing nothing
>>70039719
They fought the nazis because they were conscripted lad
>>70039707
are they all in their early 20s or are there families and shit?
they're probably students, just like in a lot of other university cities
>>70039761
My area has one of the highest unemployment rates in the country
>>70039486
https://youtu.be/4QgFygbz1nE?t=1m38s
>open up the bread bin and there's a bag of crispy beef chili crisp there
>open up the freezer and there's a pot of salted caramel haagen dazs ice cream there
Feel like I've won the Lotto, lads.
business idea:
parasitic life forms
Business idea:
give the Queen free money for doing nothing
>>70039761
let alone a blowjob
>>70039761
>23
>got by on bennies and occasional freelance work
>no CV to speak of
i'm fucked
>>70039761
I had a part-time job that I left 12 years ago. Never worked since.
Don't even think I can tbqh ;_;
Business idea: no /brit/ threads after 19:00
>>70039815
What's the alternative? A figurehead president?
Germs spend €30 million a year on theirs
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/unfiltered-democracy-why-germany-should-get-rid-of-the-presidency-a-809677.html
1:25 AM weather
>>70039793
Is there a Jamaica town near you?
>>70039840
How does that even happen?
>>70039761
>tfw started working full time at 16
ah yes..so this...is what it means....to be part of...the so called, aptly named "working class"....
Just cleaned all the surfaces in my bedroom
might snort some more speed and take on the whole house...
Thoughts?
>A former Scotland international footballer and his ex-teammate have been ruled to be rapists and ordered to pay £100,000 damages despite never facing a criminal trial.
>Denise Clair, who was left "devastated" by a Crown decision not to prosecute, sued striker David Goodwillie.
>She also sued Goodwillie's then Dundee United colleague David Robertson.
>She claimed they raped her at a flat in Armadale, in West Lothian, after a night out in Bathgate in January 2011.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-38651041
>>70039905
shan't be reading a word
I don't think I'm the 'type' who should be doing drugs
>>70039815
I thought the Queen made all her money from the assets the Crown already owns?
>>70039905
guess his willie wasn't quite Good enough
I could care less
>>70039905
>Goodwillie
>>70039883
Mental health problems, become a social recluse.
gf was baffled when I told her I have regular poos every day in the morning
apparently it's normal for her to skip days without pooing and poo at random times
stupid woman
>>70039761
I won the lottery
don't need to work
>>70039922
what drugs have you been doing you naughty boy :p
>>70039905
Goodwillie?
Badwilly more like
>>70039962
£50 a week isnt the lottery m8
>>70039827
I was 23 when I got my first job (in call centre on £16.5k/year which I'm still in now).
Lied on my CV and took benzos and beta blockers 2 hours before the interview to hide my autism.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-38648875
>Andrew Marr said while working at the Scotsman newspaper he would have 5 or 6 pints, some wine and some tequila at lunch every single day
Wew lads
>>70039961
girls don't poo as much as men due to various reasons
>>70039961
only ugly women poo
>>70039964
None at all, because I know I'd just fuck it up
>>70040012
such as
bought two euromillions tickets for tonight
need an opportunity to get out of wageslavery
>>70040007
well that explains the stroke then.
>>70040007
Probably why he had a stroke
business idea: a friend to take a full body picture of me
>>70040007
HE HAD A STROKE
>>70040015
you sound like a pussy
>Welcome to my flat m'lady, i'll be paying off the mortgage for the rest of my life, but it sure was worth it to get out of that flatshare!
>>70040007
Probably why he played for Stoke
Any rare Maisies
>>70040023
men eat more than women
men are more active than women
and I believe that our increased testosterone has something to do with it
>>70040068
want me to jump on a flight pal
>>70040023
less food and better bum control.
>the days are literally flying by
>>70039761
Had my first interview yesterday and fucked it
girls with Australian accents make my dick hard as diamond
>>70040116
yeah ta
>>70040083
Maybe mentally ill. Its never good idea for them to be doing recreational drugs
Andrew Marr is partly paralyzed
You don't really notice it on TV but I saw him irl once and he looked JUST-tier
>caught this cracking deal for only £1500 pcm in Kilburn!
>>70040007
>bragging about drinking
Ah yes, life's wasters.
>>70040112
are women even trying do you think
>>70040119
>off wageslavery all this week
>it's nearly wednesday
can't go back lads; need to end myself before then
>>70040083
I haven't excluded it entirely. I expect everything to come tumbling down at some point
>>70040144
Drinking excessively is a national past time in shiteland
>january is almost over
>>70040140
probably because he had a stroke
>>70040143
SCREECHING
>>70040116
ye lad jump off a plane haha
>>70040162
>past time
>>70040162
>past time
Past time?
Did Andrew Marr have a stroke?
>2018 in 3 weeks
>>70039995
I'm thinking about volunteering for social care and eventually they'll offer me a job hopefully
No requirements and not too stressful unless it's with kids or something
>past time
How do you lads past time when you're bored haha
time flies fast when you're a neet
>>70040270
yes he did, probably due to the excessive drinking and general stress of life
Andrew Marr had a stroke in the past time
Just laughed at a joke in birds of a feather lads
think I caught the gay
>>70040277
2012 was 5 years ago
Hype
>>70040291
TV
Videogames
>>70040013
Cracking post
back to having my uk flag ahhh yes
you-ll never guess where im from
Space, the final frontier.
>>70040301
alri mum
>>70040128
alri bearing aha
It is good to see that Britain finally leaves Europe, a continent to which it has never belonged.
>>70040331
these are the voyages of the general thread /brit/
Just laughed at a bird in jokes of a gay lads
think I caught the feather
>>70040331
haven't watched star trek in yonks...
comfier times, they were
>>70040317
That's the most attractive character Maisie has ever played
>>70040317
>Tfw no Eddie redmayne bf
just past some time
To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before
my favourite past time is giving my willy a few Andrew Marrs (strokes)
going on a runt hunt
gonna catch a big one
>>70040401
Ancient gimmick
>>70040324
probably won't bother then
Why can't I just be a pretty girl
It's five year mission, to explore strange new gimmicks
going on a low carb diet lads
going to actually stick to it this time
>>70040360
Map looks a bit inaccurate
>>70040455
*cuts your hair badly*
woops haha soz
>>70040455
delet this
>>70040464
*to explore strange business plans
>>70040317
I will not watch any Eddie Redmayne production as a matter of principle. Same with Chloe Moretz.
>>70040492
Business ideas you fucking spaghetti hoop
Business idea: a mass grave for NEETs so they wont be alone in death
how much do you spend on your weekly shopping lads? 30 quid this week, and my bank balance isn't looking too good
>>70040472
This is how Europe really looked in the middle ages from space.
bit worried I'll have another stroke from all the binge drinking I've been doing lately
going to stop once I've finished the bottle of vodka from last night
>>70040548
Wow...
>>70040549
yeah ok addict
turn around...
>>70040543
the misses and I aim for £40 a week but we usually go over because there's always something we have to buy that we don't have to buy every week, like shampoo or bin liners and that
>>70040543
About 10- 15 pounds, but i mostly just get beans and maybe some bread as a treat
>>70040549
>another stroke
wew lad
>>70040590
why is it discoloured?
imagine being cut and having a shriveled, dry bell end
>>70040590
>cut
>>70040569
i haven't had a drop since last night mate and I've been sober for hours
waiting until night time, then going to down the vodka and call it a day. certainly won't be traveling to tescos to buy some more.
>99% of yanks don't have foreskins
>most of them aren't even jewish
What is the perception of foreskins in the USA which causes 'normal', non-jewish couples to decide that circumcision is sensible?
cannot stand 17-year old "gamers" who have nothing else in their life
>>70040543
left to my own devices about £20 I eat well but cook from scratch almost everything feasible
wife spends more tho
>>70040575
>>70040605
not bad, i usually aim for 20 quid, but buying meat every month or so pushes it up to 30
>>70040549
>another stroke
christ lad how old are you
stop drinking
>>70040649
People have always imitated their rulers and upper-class
>>70040670
fucking meat is well expensive innit
so glad I learnt to like more fish
>>70040605
>maybe some bread
>as a treat
fucking kek
>>70040648
oh wow hours? and you wont drink until tonight? well that changes everything, alchy.
>>70039624
Buy me videogames
>>70040649
They won
>>70040681
I'm 24, the stroke was years ago and I recovered completely
going to stop soon haha (swear)
>>70040649
Dr. Silverstein can make a quick buck out of people whose judgement are impaired by the euphoria of becoming parents
>>70040701
chicken is cheaper than fish what u on about
you can get a kilo of chicken breast for like 6 quid and that's a weeks worth of dinner right there
>>70040701
what? fish is more expensive for me. it's like 4 quid for a couple of slices of fish which isn't enough for one portion, but a lot for two. 1kg of mincemeat is the same prices, but has 4/5 portions
>>70040605
>bread
>as a treat
get a breadmaker
can make about 800g of delicious fresh bread for about 30p
that really cuts costs down if u eat tons of bread
>>70040721
cool it with the antisemitic posts
>>70040780
you can get the exact same price from supermarkets
>>70040800
t. Schlomoe Goldberg
>>70040768
delete this
>>70040727
still at high risk to have another one, which you may not recover from
feel for you m8, but you're going to have to live clean if you want to live past 40
>>70040543
I put £50 aside for food but rarely ever go above £30
unless I have takeaway at the weekend
>antisemitic posts
>>70040815
What did I just tell you?
>>70040812
last time I bought a loaf of bread it was over a quid
500g of decent flour ~ 30p
rest of the ingredients ~ 10p max
>>70040772
I will never understand why circumcision is so popular in first world countries, there's no point for 99% of people.
>What did I just tell you?
>>70040737
>>70040760
I mean like tuna or cobbler and that, not salmon steaks or anything
we don't have a massive fridge so I can't make big packs of chicken breasts work for us tbf
>antisemitic posts
;)
>>70040843
Why do Christians nail themselves on a cross every year?
>>70040820
i know
I just hate myself and booze is the only thing that takes the edge off. becoming an alcy is too easy.
>>70040866
>antisemitic posts
:)
>antisemitic posts
>>70040840
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=258742688
40p for me
>>70040860
tinned tuna is pretty cheap, but don't think cobbler is, actually prefer cobbler to salmon personally
Going to have to send this thread to Mrs. May
>>70040896
This is exactly why I avoid all narcotics
"Any uncircumcised male, who has not been circumcised in the flesh, will be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant."
- Genesis 17:14
Morning lads
>antisemitic posts
babestation
female boss told me to shave
i will miss my fuzzy thick beard, feel bad for beardlets
why is climate change such a hotly debated topic? it either exists or it doesn't.
>>70040955
"cut willies have gross, lifeless bellends on both ends of them"
- me 15:01
>>70040910
that's not good bread tho
>>70041011
Well, does it?
>>70041000
funny how if you told your female employee to shave, you'd get sacked
>>70041012
Smirked
>>70040860
1kg isnt that big. you really can't fit that in the fridge?
>>70040966
Saved.
Direct to my "anti-Semitic stuff" folder.
>>70041011
exactly 50/50 and I'm feeling lucky
>>70041000
she has no right to demand that. politely decline the request
hey guys wassup
>>70041000
should have proclaimed your beard rights and cited feminism
>>70041020
does it for me, i don't see much difference unless i buy actual bakery bread
>>70041061
Not unless it's a health and safety issue
>>70041000
Don't, i bet it's nowhere mentioned in your contract. Keep the beard and read the handbook
>>70041050
>"anti-Semitic stuff" folder
are you some sort of nazi?
>>70041041
not with all the veg she buys
>>70041000
Tell her you used to be a woman and the beard preserves the masculine image
>>70041076
bit of prep, bread machine and you can have much better for the same price
you can pick up bread machines cheap too desu
get a panasonic second hand
Bread machine wanker loves his fucking bread machine
https://youtu.be/KpI6OHJjyCA?t=3m42s
>>70041011
some people think it isn't real
some people do
some people trust the scientific consensus
others don't
some people think we should alter our lifestyles in wake of this information
others do not
>>70041102
is that a wax model of mcgoob? It's very lifelike.
>>70041000
happened to me too, honestly it's the worst thing about my job that i have to shave every other day
before anyone says anything it's in my employee handbook. we have to be clean shaven
business idea: a bread machine but where bread is the old timey slang for money
>>70040896
try and muster up an exercise routine or at the very least find a hobby
sounds like wishy washy nonsense but that's what alcoholics/narcotics anonymous will tell you, addictive personalties can transition into something beneficial. just gotta find the right focus
>>70041136
Wax model
Do people really try this hard to save pounds/pennies on groceries? everyone i know gets olives, nice cheeses, dried meats etc and they're all students, thought they'd be the ones trying to save money desu
>>70041061
it's not health and safety or anything, she just requested it and she says she can request it cause it's in their rule book somewhere
>>70041084
causing a fuss could make a case against me in the future for not keeping me on
>>70041090
>are you some sort of nazi?
No. I do not even have anything against the Jews. I'm just a naughty boy.
>>70041162
i just make pretty much everything from scratch cos i like cooking, not really consciously trying to save money but it does help desu
>>70041162
Depends on how much money they have/need, also some people have different tastes in food so they'll sacrifice more money for better quality.
>>70041179
>in their rulebook somewhere
Find out for sure
>keeping me on
Are you a temp?
>>70041162
students are thick though
they waste all their money on pointless poo then go waahh student life so hard :((( student so poor :(((
>>70041185
>I do not even have anything against the Jews. I'm just a naughty boy.
that's exactly what Hitler said at first!
>>70041179
You should speak to your union rep la.
Just returning a DBS form to the uni lads.
>>70041157
I have things to do, friends, and a gf. My self hatred isn't related to my daily life, I just don't like who I am and that's not really something that's going to change by keeping busy.
>I'm just a naughty boy.
>>70041218
>The Equality and Human Rights Commission has just published new guidance on religion and belief in the workplace. It’s a good starting point if you need further information.
Unless facial hair is a mandatory requirement of an employee’s religion or faith, e.g. a Sikh’s beard, you have every right to impose a clean-shaven rule on male staff via a dress and appearance policy. However, it must be consistently applied - you can’t come down hard on one breach yet turn a blind eye to another.
It's completely legal mate.
bought some bones from the butcher for the so called "doggo" lads
who else here /traditionalenglishmansupportinghiscommunity/
>>70041281
Why is doggo in quotes
>>70041281
I hope you bought chicken bones and your doggo dies
you feelin' fit, buddy?
whats the best endz in london
>>70041162
I do yeah. Not because I need to but I become a jew when I'm shopping for some reason.
Spend an extra 50p on a less fatty, superior pack of mince? Nope. I'm getting the £1.69 pack
>>70041281
they used to give you the bone for free, back in the day
>>70041281
>supportinghiscommunity
If local retailers at least tried to be competitive I'd consider supporting them, but most of the time they're trying to charge you 30%~ over what the rest of the competitors are.
Business idea:
pretend to believe retarded bullshit so I can get special privileges at my job
>>70041237
>>70041256
Stop laughing at me, I'm a sensitive kid.
>>70041298
cos he's a dog not a doggo
>>70041305
i dont know what animal the bone is from. It's fucking massive though. Fat cunt.
>>70041224
Unbelievable levels of entitlement and arrogance from students nowadays if you ask me
>>70041281
Post pictures of doggo.
>>70041325
tbf it was only a quid for like 5kg of bones
new threda when?
These "arrogant students" later become the "so-called experts" that we have all had enough of already
quite like dogs but I don't like touching them because I'm a hygiene spaz
>>70041401
My dog sometimes eats food out of my mouth
>>70041270
That's fucking ridiculous. That's like me demanding a female cut her hair short
>>70041179
Tell her your an Irish pagan and the Dagda demands all Irish men be bearded
>>70041400
profound thought
>>70041409
Hawt