/brit/

>>70037016
fuck off idiot

>>70037016
>Page: The First

>>70037040
double idiot

Can't wait for Brexit to happen and we get to kick out all of the brown people and eastern Europeans and Southerners

>Apparently Subway choosing to serve Halal meat is something we should be furious about.

I'm okay with it, but apparently that makes me an anti-English traitor.

>>70037073
pancake FACE

>>70037079
what amuses me about anti-halal people is that they still eat meat

so the house of lords and maybe the house of commons is going to neuter the brexit deal or stop it completely? lol

>>70037086
SMELLY BUTT HOLE

*flips you off*

literally cannot wait for independence lads

>>70037062
>immigration is what made Britain shitter though

no

a century of lots of different reasons is why this country is like it is today

you cannot just blame everything on a single minor factor

@70037079
of course you would be, you're a paki

is factorio as autistic as it looks

>>70037079
I don't give a fuck about the meat being halal, what IS annoying is that in the halal shops they don't serve bacon or any pork products

Lads when do we celebrate independence day?
I think we should have an independence day on the anniversary of the vote, and a celebration on the day we actually leave the EU anniversary

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who /communistwhovotedbrexit/ here?

>>70037121
>it's shit b-but there were other reasons too
just because you got allowed to live here now and you need to find a scapegoat
to be fair though, finding goats is right up your alley, isn't it Rasheed?

>>70037121
>immigration
>minor factor

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>>70037144
independence date is yet to be confirmed mate

will be coming along soon though based on May's ineptness :)

dead inside but I still smile

> house of lords
> house of commons

reminder that Britain was much better under absolute monarchism

It's gonna be so sweet getting flooded with crap American goods

>>70037163
>r-r-rasheed
>d-d-don't hurt m-m-muh precious feelings
NOT
AN
ARGUMENT

>>70037177
it isn't the main reason everything's so shit
it's much much deeper than that

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>>70037191
no

> Cromwell

mmm ah yes the unholy sign of runtery

business idea: radical centrist autocratic government

>>70037181
>MUH INDEPENDENCE
>Hey Scotland, do you wanna be independent?
>n-no

THE BUEAROCRATS IN BRUSSELS

Remainiacs just can't handle the bantz

DUDE NHS WILL COLLAPSE WITHOUT BEROOSHELS LMAO

>>70037223
bringing this /out/ with me to drink around a campfire with a girl i met from tinder

premium quality

only the finest whisky has a best before date

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>>70037048
>>70037059

Just an estimation, but huge if true.

Business Idea: Absolutely Monarch who implements fascist ideas

>>70037222
Remember that time English immigrants in Scotland tipped the balance in favour of unionism?

>>70037223
>>70037260
Can i power my car with it

Imagine actually caring about politics and thinking you could make a difference or that anyone could make a difference.

Can't imagine actually being that calcified.

What would you do if you arrived home to find your best mate shagging your partner?

pretend you have either if you don't

>>70037261
>stealing a million votes

Business Idea: have the government hold votes for everything every 6 months in case one side isn't happy with the result

>>70037301
this
especially when they actually are given the chance to vote and change something, they vote for "more of the same pls"

>>70037309
fuck him in the arse

>>70037261
>this is proofs

Fucking state of remainiacs.

>>70037275
nope

remember that the irish did in favour of separatism though

>>70037320
better business idea: don't have referendums since the electorate don't know what's best for them

>only 17 million out of 65 million people actually voted brexit

brexiteers not so smug now

Black pudding

Brexit is happening, right?

>>70037309

cut both out of my life destroying my entire social circle, then live alone for a few months until i latch on to someone else

>>70037309
>pretend you have either if you don't
OK

I'd probably be very upset and feel utterly betrayed. Also I would feel a tight stiffening in my groin region as my willy slowly grew to full hardness at the prospect of my girlfriend being filled by another man's seed.

Reminder that if the yoof in this country had bothered to vote then you remainians wouldn't be crying all the time

>>70037309
Sit there and watch

>>70037338
which result won again?

what have they done to julian assange lads

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>>70037330
It's an estimation based of this data.

>>70037320
*Hands you £10,000*

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remember when half of london was flooded on referendum day and they couldn't vote

act of god desu

>>70037345
If they can get it past parliament.

>>70037338
yep and even less voted remain lol

>>70037222
the field has changed alot since then

there will be another vote if May doesn't concede some form of EU access to Scotland, and Scotland will go.

>>70037377
Wow €10,200 thanks

>>70037338
Should've got more then 32% of 18-24 year olds voting then Remainiacs :)

>>70037379
>literal wall of lightning across the channel separating britain from the continent

definitely made me consider a god

>>70037338
See>>70037352

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>northern pintlets

Wonder how much longer the BBC can hold onto Snooker coverage for. Must be next on the list surely now that F1 and darts have been nabbed.

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Trump was born as Dawood Ibrahim Khan in the now-Taliban-controlled Waziristan region of Afghanistan in 1954. After his parents were killed in a car accident, a British Indian Army captain took little Dawood to London, where the Trump family later adopted him and brought him to America.

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>>70037432
>Irish pintlelets

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12 hours in and not much on the go but let's wait and see ahaha

>>70037453
good luck weird willy wally

>>70037449
good post

>>70037438
Uncle Barry has given them the rights for many a year

To amphetamine.... or not to amphetamine

>>70037453
>12 hours in
i did a week and only got two matches ha yeah lol

Tim Farron is a saint for standing up for the SIXTEEN MILLION that voted to stay

never forget the SIXTEEN MILLION

>>70037335
what's best for the london elite*

>>70037449
this is just an immigration map

>>70037181

>cuckland
>independence

Made FAR too much pea soup lad.

Huh, what am I like :^)

>>70037449
I mean in here we got wine and all sorts of alcohols but what's up with hungary

>>70037453
only ever got 1 match and she was fat
didnt think i was this unattractive

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hmmm might give this a join

>>70037539
truth hurts zac

lads when you switch your brain off what song do you end up singing? always do the murder she wrote theme tune for some reason.

>>70037533
Trying to think of a joke about Hungarian women being 'hungry' for big willies but my mind is too slow and rotted from years of imageboard browsing.

>>70037551
might give you a clap on the head

>>70037560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

>>70037533

all that goulash will put inches on your knob

>>70037533
Don't know, really. This is based on the results of self-reported penis-size so it isn't necessarily accurate
(Unless the penis size is unusually small, because why would they lie about that?)

>>70037404
*instantly throws it on the pile for a bailout of Italy's banks*

closet nonces assured me small tits can't be saggy
http://sluthate.com/uploads/imgur/hh9cgFI.jpg

>>70037560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phvKAm_v5og

>>70037551
wasn't Orwell a socialist of sorts

>>70037517
T. Middle Class Ponce living in Basingstoke who thinks he's in touch with the Working Class because his neighbour's brother did a one week plumming apprenticeship

>>70037560
all circles presuppose they'll end where they begin, but only in their leaving can they ever come back around all circles pressupose they'll
end end where they begin, but only in their leaving can they ever come back around all circles pressupose they'll end where they begin
all circles pressupose they'll end where they begin

>>70037589
>sluthate.com
sort yourself out

>>70037577
an old man singing about being a teenage girl

OP here

I hope you lads are enjoying this thread

put a lot of time into it x

>>70037453
is that bumble? i only ever got 1 match on it. she was fit af, was quite pleased with myself but she didn't message me and then disappeared. infuriating app. deleted it.

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ah yes sign me up

>>70037589
tragic

>>70037560
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pwdh46eHUC8

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>>70037627
>singing about being a teenage girl
>bruces comprehension

traguna maccoites and tracorum satus dee

>>70037604

Yeah, back when democratic socialists were more liberal

>>70037641
The snek lad didn't have candy

Choice is all made up

>>70037560
La Marseillaise or Rule, Britannia!

>>70037449
don't care la I'm above 7 inches, each to his own

>>70037335
business idea: declare "electorate don't know what's best for them" whenever electorate vote against my personal beliefs.

>>70037611
murder she wrote theme tune is better desu

>>70037672
>candy
foy

>>70037680
Absolute giant among your kinsmen

business idea: undermine democracy because people voted against what I wanted lol x

>>70037674
>La Marseillaise

Tu quoi l'ami

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>>70037680
Yeah you're at least 8 inches mate

business idea: elect a new electorate

big lump of phlegm in my throat

>>70037720
I don't think the map is very true anyway

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why don't remain voters just like, move to europe lmao?

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>>70037739
t. The EU

Business Idea: Have members of the public do an IQ test and if they get over 105 they are allowed to vote

>>70037589
face looks like mia khalifa

>>70037680
Hmm yeah, I remember when someone yesterday posted a picture of their so-called 7.5 incher

business idea: study engineering in order to automate manufacturing and therefore survive the automation crisis

>>70037735
are you trying to coerce me into posting a picture of my enormous knob with a ruler you australian gay boi? is your boipussi leaking at the thought of being dominated and MICK'D?

>>70037754
why don't leave voters just leave?

Parliamentary democracy is broken, we need a new system

>>70037753
Things self-reported results can be quite inaccurate 2bh

if you go to IG and you see those interracial relationships 9xs out of 10 it's always a black woman and a white man, A Black Woman and a non Black man. We gotta do better black people the girl that posted her picture with her white man. That's a problem. Masa got you thinking that's OK and to love who you want to love, but that's not ok. You know why? Cause that's what they did to keep the black man emasculated. You rape the black man in front of his family you beat him make him feel like less of a man then you take his black wife and had sex with her birthing these mixed babies. Now they forced to bring up a unwanted child for slave owner. I don't and never will condone interracial relationships between Slave and slave owner. That's exactly what they want to do, tear up our black families and build up there's with our black beautiful strong powerful women. Brothers take your black women back and heal them, heal yourself, for all the wrong we've done.

>>70037754
hope so lol then we can have an england without all the pakilovers dragging it down

>>70037792
wrong

>>70037797
Isn't deniro like MUH DIVERSITY

>>70037797
Neurones are MELTING

Just had some delicious nuts

>>70037604
He was more of an Anarchist, if you read Homage to Catalonia he definitely had more sympathies for them than the state-backed Communists

a life without love is like a year without summer

>>70037776
Link? I never posted mine

>>70037797
>muh working

lool it isnt 1920's anymore

>>70037449
>>70037449

How does one measure ones benis?

>>70037824
he has a black autistic kid

>>70037827
Would you like 2 more?

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fugg teh gubbbermint xDDD fugg teh pakis xddd

eating a tasty jambalaya lads

>>70037797
But Marxists supported leaving and Anarchists didn't give a fuck either way lad

>>70037858
Giggled

>>70037797

but the EU is a benevolent pact of cooperation that gave us human rights and clean air

>>70037852
Chop it off and weigh it on a scale

>>70037797
A working class lied to and exploited by Boris Johnson, The Telegraph and the Tory elite.

e like SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADfridays we b

>Anarchists

Do the runts still exist

sticks of leftists in here

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>>70037838
>year without summer
Sounds like Iceland

>>70037797
It's the lib dems who are making the biggest fuss about international business interests etc, and they aren't exactly leftists,anarchists or marxists

>>70037797
Corbyn is a secret Leaverunt, and about half of the hard core lefties I (I am unfortunate enough to) have on Facebook wanted Brexit

absolutely sticks of 'em

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>tfw to smart to vote

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>>70037899
A working class lead by Ed Miliband then Jeremy Corbyn

bit funny how leftists call their opposition fascists while advocating IQ requirements to vote

>>70037449
>HUNGary

>>70037899

the working class are so fucking stupid lol

Shall be voting for the "liberal" "Democrats" indeed

>>70037954
The English one is, yeah.

ngl a big part of not voting liberal democrat for me is how yanky their name sounds

>>70037797
poor people whinging about not enough public resources, country at breaking point, muh nhs cos too many immigunts etc and then voting to financially cripple the country is pretty ironic too

Tired of all this politics, fuck off

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>>70037926
>the lib dems aren't leftists

>>70037873
was gonna make a jambalaya today myself

following some tesco recipe card

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Anyone else noticed that Theresa May wears Tartan a lot? Maybe she's subliminally trying to get the Scots on board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY0bZWKehQ

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It Actually Happened

God bless lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI

>>70038008
literally nothing else happening.

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>the working class think the elites are stupid and the elites think the working class is stupid

hmm

>>70037951
Know a Hungarian lad and his nickname is Gary because his name is hard to pronounce

>>70038020
they're literally not leftists

they are liberals, hence the name

>>70038036

from my point of view it's the middle-class who are stupid

>>70038026
isn't working

I say feed the elites to the lower-class

Reminder that England is Britain and Britain is England lads. Jocks and Welsh are irrelevant

>>70038062
it's bigotry then

I say live within your means, love your country, stop being twats

>>70038085
poortherners too lad

>>70038055
They claim to be 'democrats' too but they are doing their best to halt or ignore the result of a democratic vote

Got a lot of likes on a tweet i just did lads.

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shan't

>caring about the lumpenproletariat

they will be culled come the revolution

>>70037449

>self measured

ah yes

>>70037994
Nobody outside London cares about London

>>70038124

>>70037798

>tech retard looking up parts to buy for my malfunctioning computer, trying to make the correct choices for my pc
>try to learn a bit about the lingo, never much cared for pc nerd stuff
>go on tech forums and comments sections of pc parts. it looks like everyones speaking Alienese

yeah bro my atrx-420 clocked in at over 8200 rpmZgHzzs and this bad boy sucked all the crumplezones right out of my rig

Cannot imagine how pathetic someone's life must be for them to spend their time unironically advocating for communism.

I wonder if Netflix would be ok with me ending my membership but asking to still have access to all of their shows. #brexit

>>70038110
'Democrat' in the name is from social democrat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

>>70037518
YOU CHEEKY YANK

THAT'S MY GIMMICK

d'aww
they grow up so fast

>>70038156
It's called piracy, my spudnigger

>>70038110
>>70038055
The name is irrelevant.

Important thing is that they're defining themselves in opposition to the leftist economics of Corbyn's Labour and the rightist social policies of UKIP and the Tories.

They're definitely not leftist though, leftists in other parties are the reason they even exist in the first place.

>>70038148
Maybe it would be easier to just take it to a repair shop and pay them the $20 to upgrade it for you.

>>70038148
>He doesn't triangulate his overclocked processor to deploy a reasonant plasma shield

Look at that daft faggot

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>>70038177
>rightist social policies
>tories

>>70038131
south does lad. we all commute there. you mean
>i'm a poortherner and don't care about london

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Brexit Britain

>>70038177
That's the opposite of good though

Ukip social policies and corbyn economic policies would be ideal

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>>70038156
>I pay for TV shows

wew lad

>>70038192
is it that cheap? what would they typicall do?

>>70038177
they're butthurt remaindamaged: the party
literally pandering to a proven minority and hoping to win lol

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>>70038214
>corbyn economic policies would be ideal

The problem with socialism is that, eventually, you run out of other people's money

is it "England, with its unique" or "England, with it's unique" ?

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What's the point in me having children? Why is it important that I, personally, have children? Is my lineage in particular that important? Certainly everyone else will continue to have children even if I don't so there will still be plenty of meat for the grinder. So why should I spend 18 years and £250k minimum just to raise a remarkably unremarkable cog in the machine?

>>70038203
Moralistic censorship and surveillance, monitoring of businesses to find out how many foreign-born workers are employed there, how the fuck is that not right-wing?

You fuck off to Reddit you cunt

>>70038207
I'm from Hampshire and couldn't give a shit about London. No one here cares about London. Only London cares about London.

>>70038200
>tfw you accidentally reverse the polarity of your flux capacitor drive card

>>70038221
>talk to you about why you want to upgrade
>go through if you want to upgrade it for gaming, more storage, better read write speeds
>talk about your options
>come up with a spec of components to upgrade
>tell you to piss off and come back in a few hours or next day
>ask you to pay for parts + labour
>you now have a working pc again

>>70038214
UKIP and Corbyn have the same economic policies since GE2015

they dropped the whole libertarian thing

>>70038246
>England, with it is unique

>>70038246

no apostrophe

>>70038246
shan't be helping you pass your citizenship test by teaching you primary school English, 'sheedy boy

>>70038246
dickhead

>>70038293
>>70038285
cheers la

>>70038296
how'd u know

>>70038246
with its unique what?

>>70038221
manhandle your PC, have some school dropout follow a youtube tutorial on how to install a part, make you wait 2 weeks for something that takes half an hour

>>70038248
a lot of people just realise they want a kid, just built into most people once they get to a certain age. never thought i'd want one when i was younger but i think it looks nice now.

>>70038245
Not if you enslave them and force them to keep making more money for you and your political supporters

>>70038255
>censorship and surveillance
both, arguably more left than right
>monitoring of businesses to find out how many foreign-born workers are employed there
idea was binned iirc
now tell me how being pathetic spineless pc >muh feelings and letting pakis run rampant is right wing

britain is gonna leaf the eu

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who /becomingmoreandmoredetachedfromrealityandthinkingaboutendingtheirownlifesoon/ here?

This week in uni of Sheffield student politics:

Students Union have banned the Barclays cash machine because of something to do with Barclays and the Dakota access pipeline and in the official statement they say


>Climate change as a phenomenon has racist, sexist and classist connotations

And

This Students’ Union resolves to:
1. Formally twin with the Islamic University of Gaza (IUG), Gaza’s largest university, and provide a physical recognition of and dedicated webpage to the partnership.
2. Lobby the university to foster links with the IUG.
3. Lobby the university to turn the current scholarship provided for a student from Gaza into an annual programme.
4. Inform and educate our students of the issues facing Palestinian students, and lobby other Students’ Unions to take similar action.
5. Work with students at the IUG to campaign against the blockade of Gaza.

i hate you all

>>70038367
horrendous post

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>everyone else will continue to have children even if I don't so there will still be plenty of meat for the grinder

>>70038373

why do students love palestine so much?

>>70038373
the absolute state of modern student unions

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>>70038373
>students

>>70038419
I bet he would scamper away like a dog being sprayed with a hose if someone came and started scolding him for smoking there

>>70038427
poor oppressed muslims are infallible. didn't you know?
all the upset they cause around the planet is just coincidence obviously.

>>70038248
i`t`s ok if you don`t, but your parents will be disappointed and your genes will not carry on (overall good for humankind)

>>70038427
Virtue signaling, desperate attempt to give meaning to their comfortable boring lives

I'd hate to have kids

I'd just probably end up worrying too much

>>70038373
Ahh yes bet the Islamic university of Gaza are in no way sexist

having microwave chilli con carne and a beer

>>70038537
grim

>a bad haircut is going to be the last straw for pakipoo
howling

>>70038537

how brash and uncomplicated

>>70038493
bit far fetched

>>70038522
well there's a brain twister

Imagine trying to get laid in london

>hey, wanna come over to my flatshare?
>OI RASHEED, KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!

fucking HOWLING

>>70038577
nice one , but please dont remind me

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Anyone else here rather just eat a pill that would supply you with all your energy and nutritional needs instead of eating actual food?

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lunch

>>70038577
>Having to imagine what it's like to shag in a shared house

Did you not go to uni?

>>70038619
you would say that, coming from the land of fermented shark and yogurt

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>>70038577
careful you'll trigger the londoners

>>70037079
Do you really think our grandfathers fought in WWII so we could eat halal meat at subway?

>>70038564
Not at all, classic Don Quichotte.
Fight for the sake of fighting, and if there's nothing to shout about, they make up things to shout about.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/01/16/miami-shooting-northwest-dade-park-martin-luther-king-day/96647424/

>amerishoots

>>70038558

>The worst thing about all of this is that my sister betrayed me, I thought she understood but she was just another manipulative bully. I am no longer speaking to her and I actively dislike her. It’s sad that she was able to touch me a few weeks ago when she claimed she and the rest of my family were my “support system”, more like parasites.

jesus

>>70038537
bon app le teeth

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>>70038632

>>70038558
>>70038669
does he have autism and/or schizophrenia?

>>70038619
yeah

>>70038619
rather just eat a pill which ended my life

>>70038650
>at least I'm not eating wurst.

>>70038627
>student
>responsible adult

ah yes, no difference between these 2

>>70038699
it's much wurst than that

no satsuma today lads. went with an orange instead.

>>70038690

I think it's more like borderline personality, not sure though

>>70038696
just buy lots of apples and eat their seeds

My gf is bringing me some high-grade booze and she's back in a few days lads, excited

>>70038722
satsumas are oranges

>>70038722
you betrayed us satsumalad

>24
>look and sound about 15

anyone know this feel

>>70038720
Goethe one.

>>70038743
>24
lmao no i don;t actually granny

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Have to do group work at uni lads

>>70038743
>18
>look and sound like 18 but slowly and tired like a 30 year old

>>70038715
So you didn't shag anyone at university? Embarrassing

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>>70038621
nice!

>>70038743
>24
>look and sound like 31

not really mate

>>70038743
Only when i shave clean

But i don't

Eating Lidl fish cakes

not bad, not bad

>>70038743
Don't sound 15 but I have the eternal babyface
only stopped getting ID'd because I'm going grey

>>70038737
What's the brand lad?

>>70038785
Poor guy, lashing out, the flatshare life is really getting to him

>>70038817
I want to suture your arsehole closed

>>70038829
Tesco's own brand GF

>>70038829

>>70037223

>>70038844
Imagine actually going through freshers week and not having sex with a single female let alone the entirety of uni

Crikey

>>70037223
DOWN IT
DOWN IT
DOWN IT
DOWN IT
DOWN IT

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>I’ve told my sister that I no longer wish to speak to her, despite being intelligent and understanding early on, she has now come to embody traits of my father and mother that I most hated. Don’t want to speak to mum either, still haven’t forgotten how she cut my fringe.

>>70038769
>nobody notices this picture
heh good goys

>>70038829
Not sure what brand, but it's going to be some sort of expensive Shochu

>>70038844
so you didnt have sex at university? damn...

>>70038891
I don't know if I should feel depressed because of his situation or if I should feel glad that I'm not like him

gf was laughing at something on the telly so I gave her a swift punch to the face

never let your guard down

wish I had a oneitis

gf put milk in the cup before the hot water so I poured the rest of the kettle on her

never let your guard down

>>70038873
>>70038916
when did I say that? Flatshare life getting to you guys?

>>70038960

there but for the grace of god 2bh

saw someone trying to brew tea in a cup so I flung my handcrafted indian tomahawk at their skull

never let your guard down

Switzerland has LOW taxes.

Swedish people pay 60% of their income to taxes.

Switzerland has almost NO unions. Shitholes like Greece and Spain are loaded with them.

Switzerland has the highest local purchasing power on EARTH.

Switzerland has cheap private healthcare and EVERYONE can afford it.

Switzerland has hardcore gun rights.

Switzerland has the highest savings rates.

Swiss people are going to be able to retire much sooner than other countries will.

Swiss people will in the future have shortened work week due to all their wealth.

told the bloke who stands outside my gate that his hat looked stupid and he pissed on my rosebush

never let your guard down

Saw /brit/ actually having a discussion about politics so i hopped on my keyboard and made a shitpost

never let your guard down

>>70039056
ah yes we can definitely apply all of this to our own country

>>70039088
>>70039088

I put tea bags in the kettle while I'm boiling the water

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eating mummy's lunchbox in my car

the crisps will be going in the sandwiches

>>70039138
>salt and vinegar

good lad

>>70039138
>viscount
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