/brit/

fuck white people

Fucking hell, lads. There's a girl in work who I wouldn't rate more than a 5/10.
But today she came in wearing a skirt that cuts just above the knee, wearing nude colour tights. I never realised what incredible legs she has. Then one time today she stood up and she want retucked her top into her skirt and I could see her tummy and waist and its T I G H T as fuck. Her body is fucking ridiculous.
She has, I'm guessing B cup tits at the most, and her face is no more than 5/10, but I don't think I can look at her the same way anymore. Going to be tugging my willy furiously tonight

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hiya x

>tfw the Khan's gonna have all the whiteys in London deported to Karakorum and their neighbourhoods sown with salt

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Funniest man in America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntWieh7YIgY

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>tfw still have the cod

If your family have lived in the UK for multiple generations, what's your fucking excuse for not owning any property? What have you sorry lot been doing when the rest of us were amassing wealth? From where I'm sitting you're not much better than fresh-off-the-boat migrants...

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https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/5obef5/i_no_longer_have_to_be_politically_correct_gop/?sort=controversial

ahhh yes

this is what brexit did

smoked ham & cheddar

walkers salt & vinegar

tropicana original

>>70007953
prefer battlefield myself

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>r/unitedkingdom are still upset over brexit.

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ah yes

>>70007986
HE

>>70008019
FELL

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>>70007986
>going to reddit

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What's he doing now?

>girl asks me to feel her tummy
>reply "haha" and just stand there
Where can I buy rope at this time of night?

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It's m 2 tha B, m 2 tha B, m m m, 2 tha B.

scared of death

>>70008077
He went back to his planet where he is a minor celebrity.

>>70007973
gran grew up as an orphan in a workhouse after my greatgran killed herself age 22, mother did her a levels whilst raising two kids alone and working two jobs. I have a good job but spend all my money on beer and clothes and shit

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Hmmmmm......... really makes you think

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>on the train
>see a proper fit girl
>staring at her, make eye contact a few times
>she starts to look familiar
>journey goes on, trying to work out who she recognises me of
>realise about 5 minutes before her stop
>it's the girl that I was madly in love with during 6th form, who I made a tit of myself in front of multiple times
>she gets up to get off the train
>try to make eye contact
>she avoids it

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>>70007905
>melts wank to this poortherner every night before beddyboos

>>70007974
delete this image from your hard drive please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXXu6p2_23k

:^)

>>70008154
she's from somerset and lives in landahn you runt

>>70008010
>personel behavoir

crease

>>70008091
bang

sixff foorm

>>70008175
finally found the right thread did you mate? well done chap

>>70008124
Why would they Tories be anti-semetic

>>70008226
BOMBEN AUF ENGELAND

>>70008175
bit rude

>>70008116
You sound alright lad. Keep up the good work and you might be middle class in two or three generations.

all my posts are shit

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>>70008175
*does a dresden*
*wins the war*

whoops

done mediocre in my exam

>>70008091
that beat was too good for her

>>70008245
>mfw the Luftwaffe got completely and utterly emasculated by the RAF
lmao

>>70008250
>Engeland

BOMBEN

>>70008133
haha

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484551563347.webm

>>70008255
fuck off you posh cunt

im off t pub

went to Birmingham last year and stayed in an absolute shithole hostel

shared a room with a 60 year old gay bloke and a fat middle-aged Pole

that join was fucking GRIM. cheap but

>>70008227
It's not antisemitic in the slightest

>>70008295
>>70008289
>>70008250
>>70008226
I'm not even German you inbred island niggers.

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>>70008086

>>70008086
>joking with girl at work
>say I'll take her in the stock room
>'oh please do'
>[later]
>she's in stock room getting stuff
>I go in to get stuff
>'oh, here to take me?'
>heh... walk back out.

Let's double suicide lad.

unless you can trace back to the exact cave your neanderthal ancestors lived in then FUCK OFF IMMIGRANT

>>70008318
I know you stupid runt how does that make a difference

BOOOMBEN AUF ENGEEELAND.

>tfw i induced buttblastation in /deutsch/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTC35imrI2w

mitchell edwards is underrated in the blackpool scene
needs to send for afghan dan or something

>>70000000

>>70008318
what's your point mate?

>>70008297
see >>70008289

>>70008371
That you guys are a bunch of inbred ugly island goatfuckers?

shit arse

this gyal frum seexff foorm were lukin at mi on the tram

How common is incest between Chad & Stacy siblings growing up?
You would think two attractive people with raging hormones would be fucking non stop if they're that close in house.

>>70008310
why were you in birmingham
you can stop at mine next time x

>>70008376
am not a german either haha

retard

>>70008261
true lol

Looking forward to Resident Evil 7 lads haha

>>69999999

>>70008382
nice one

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>mfw inbred island cuckolds are this easily triggered

>>70008362
nah cuz he'll have Little T & Smallz gunning for him if he did that

death wish

>>70007807
Last train to London, just headin' out
Last train to London, just leavin' town

>>70008393
half howling
sounds like a brummie accent when they talk really slow

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NEED a gf with a proper arse

>>70008367
FFS

Swiss?
'Piss' more like

Whats with this mountain jew?

>>70008443
great post

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>>70008460
Made me chuckle.

>>70008457
post more webms

>>70008393
girl is pronounced like 'goh' (rhymes with oh)

sixth -> sikf
at -> a'

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>your dad and all your siblings go to the university of pennsylvania, an ivy league university
>you, despite your deep family connections, money, and being brought up by some of the finest teachers in the country, go to georgetown

still an excellent school but he must be a right peanut

>>70008332
That sounds fine lad

>>70008312
>stonker of a honker
>"mine friend"
>alien

hmm

If you don't know me I'm M to the B, coming in hot you better watch it Sophie, you think you're the only girl doing grime, M to the B is here, step in line, coming in hard with my bars, Sophie Aspin is about to get parred, read your bars off your iPhone 4, I dont do that shit, I do it hardcore, you got lit by Little T now you're getting merked by me, ??? you shag bear lads your a fucking sket . have you heard ur bars there fucking pet , fucking pet yeh thats what they are now listen carefully to my sick bars they scream my name like yar yar yar ! sophie yeh ur a little whore . looking at facebook wtfs ur contour do you want me to lend you a blender ??? im being serious im not trying to offend yeh sophie yeh you should stick to singing when you spit my ears are ringing how can you shag bear lads is your fanny not stinging ?? bet your fannys fucking minging.

short out your manky scouse brow m to the b is coming at you with a rowe your enough to turn all lads camp you know that cos ur a fucking tramp repping around in ur shit clothes like josh said wtfs the pose saying shit about peoples mums thats tight sophie aspin do u want me a fight i bet ur bloweys are fucking shite , fucking shite thats what i fucking said

>>70008404

went to a villa game

drew 2-2 with sunderland. got the train back from aston station. little islamabad over there

>>70008439
he'll get a name of it though
a lot better than dyl*n br*w*r anyway

being a virgin in your 20s causes brain damage

/brit/ meetup idea: meet in a tescos and have a loud insulting argument over the correct meal deal choices

>>70008367
thanks for the (You)

>>70008336
Homosapien immigration caused the complete extinction of the neanderthals

Really makes you process thoughts of one kind or another

>>70008498
why is barron the only trump child who looks normal?

>>70008362
>visuals by Trix
Who is that cunt

>>70008531
can confirm

watching the Joe Rogan experience

>calling tescos "tesco"
surest sign of a runt

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>>70008496

>>70008332
>doing work near a qt
>just us two in the room
>fuck something up
>sigh out in exasperation "Fuck me"
>qt says "Right here?"
>think I'm Billy Big Bollocks so I reply "Yeah, right here"
>she starts giving me eyes and coming over
>start laughing really loud and forcefully until she stops in her tracks and goes back to what she was doing
Is there any way to kill yourself twice?

>>70008519
haha are you a villa fan, did you come to england just for the game? tell me more

and yeah it's fucking grim in aston

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the old 'rushing 'onliness is back with a vengeance tonight

>>70008585
yuuuuge feet

not interested

>>70008412
didn't ask for your life story hun :) x

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WE ALL THOUGHT THAT JANNYS DEAD
STUPID BITCH DELETED MY THREAD
I'LL SEND BACK AND I'LL BACK
GOT BANNED LAST TIME YEAH BITCH YOU MAD

>>70008621
kys

>>70008581
But that's the real name of the store

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>on the train
>see this lass staring at you without blinking for the whole ride

what do?

>>70008586
if I'd been witness to this I'd have killed you myself

>>70008585
NICE ONE AUSTRIA
NICE ONE SON
NICE ONE AUSTRIA
LETS HAVE ANOTHER ONE

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>women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl1op2Kwj_w

>sit next to the same qt girl in class all semester
>chit chat sometimes
>end of the semester she reveals that she has no idea what my name is

right then

>>70008658
knock her out with a single well placed blow

>>70008658
get out and lie on the tracks

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>>70008695
converted to the superior gender tbqhwu

>>70007807
Technically true, given London's demographics

>>70008648
Good post but needs work

Need a smooth english twink locked in a cage under my bed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnNTdoqHdKc

she's quite cute in this from what you can see
love her smile :3

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E R S T R A F E ES
R
S
T
R
A
F
E
E
S

>>70008505
He's suppose to be the archetypal ugly anti-British business owner
>Schmidt and Co.
He's German you dunce, "Mine friend" = "Mein friend"
Alien was and still is in some ways the name for an immigrant, this was made in 1906

The state of British education

>>70008604

more just a premier league fan. went around Europe for a while. spent in month in England (London, Birmingham, Nottingham coz me granny, Liverpool)

Birmingham was alright. brummies seem friendly. quite like the accent tbf

ah yes, this must be the infamous "northern powerhouse" I've heard so much about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4aNXBeOj3Q

alri

How much money do you think Tyrone made off his testimonial videos? Thousands?

http://www.lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/

get in here lads

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the m'ladies and i before i go to crush heathen scum

alri roseposter

>>70008615
good man

>>70008778
naughty jew

>>70008814
He's still making them la

>>70008778
Shove a toblerone up your lederhosen covered arse, you mountain goat fucking kike

>>70008695
some girls are arseholes, shocker

bet you're a virgin

>>70008750
I don't know if this is being ironic or not

>>70008815
has this been good or is it just fan boys? i wanted nothing but angry pakis calling him

>>70008733
been going to the same place for a haircut for about 4 years now and they still don't know my name. I know because I call them by name and they say pal mate love and so forth

>>70008818
reckon they had hairy pussies in those days?

>>70008865
Yeah probably

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>>70008825
alri

got called the worst poster in /brit/ history last night

i'm not particularly a racist but if i had a daughter and she started dating niggers id probably beat her to a pulp

>>70008861
How often do you get your hair cut? Imagine the sheer number of people that go there for cuts everyday.

>>70008818
I like that blonde qts were top rated back then too

>>70008865
of course
probably had beards growing out of their armpits too

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>>70008858
bender

>>70008860
lots of leftoids came on last time

paying an escort £200 to piss in my mouth and sit on my face for an hour

Business idea: Invent something to stop male pattern baldness

landabois

anyone seen those free recipe cards they're giving away in tesco? having a bash at that tortillla quiche

>>70008931
alri donald haha

>>70008902
about every three weeks and it's a very small spot

>>70008945
Landabois?
'Hlandabois' more like

>>70008780
Wrong.

>>70008931
>>70008931
>sit on my face
what does this require the man to do?
lick her out?

>>70008953
sounds nice

post a pic

>>70008982
you just lie there and be suffocated, sometimes they make you stick your tongue out and it goes in her fanny or bum

>>70008938
Try getting better genetics you waste

>>70008968
Do they call other customers by name there? Maybe that is just not their thing?

>>70008972
yin?

>>70008997
will do, it's baking in the oven atm

got some broccoli and bacon in there and sprinkled some chives on top

quite looking forward to it desu

fit 19 year old asian-american uni students named "helen" and "carol"

ah yes the rheinische runtoids

>>70008846
Oh, an even more inbred monkey from an even more cuck'd country.

Who would've thought...

everyone's jealous of glorious Switzerland.

>>70009046
side dish?

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Post your battle station
I'll start

>>70009080
switz "25% immygrint" zerland

>>70009046
miss tesco's

>>70008982
15CBB00

>>70009082
i'm just gonna eat the whole thing and call it dinner 2bh

going to start smoking 20 a day to deal with the stresses of life

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here we are now all the lads

battle station? more like cuckstation lmao

>>70009155
already do this

also drink about 5 units of alcy daily

considering a wank

odds yes
evens no

>>70009024
yeah they do and seem to know most of there customers pretty well. They definitely remember me because my mum used to teach one of them at college years ago and they had a chat in town whilst I was there, plus the other one has a running joking with me. I've just never told them my name, far far too late now

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KKK were alri

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>>70009117

>>70009165
me on the top right

>>70009165
me on the right

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>>70009199
and where are they now?

>>70009199
>supporting literally the most runtish low class rorke organisation in all of christendom
never change australia

>>70009165
if they are up for exterminating their own mal-part of the gene pool along with whatever other bollocks they want, I'm in.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXoQeGnT4Q&feature=youtu.be

why do so many people on reddit have wives and desperately find ways to shoehorn them into their comments or the discussion

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rate the gf lads

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>>70009136

brother gave me some fags called "excellence"

they are not excellent. getting a drag is like trying to suck a fart from a chihuahuas shit pipe

>>70009291
>sidecut

eww

First day of work today. Worked right through my hour of breaks because I didn't want to have to talk to people in the staffroom. Already got myself labeled as an absolute spacker lmao

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>>70009251
they used to be classy before the 60s when the FBI broke them and every other white supremacist organization then filled their ranks with rats.

>>70009291
who is this?
i recognise her

>>70009290

My S.O always does this!

>>70009290
ever having touched a woman, let alone doing it multiple times makes you a bigshot in the reddit community

redpill me on catholics

>>70009290
>i have a gf btw

Listening to Irish grime

>>70009291
Pure Christian/10

>>70009345
ellie goulding lad

>>70009288
what a fucking BELLEND
needs heeming

>>70009353
The lowest form of life on this planet, arguably single-handedly responsible for the slow but inevitable decline and destruction of Europe that has manifested itself today more than ever.

>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*

>>70009291
british slut (attention: pleonasm (attention: i realize that you inbred island monkeys who spawned this language don't even know what this word means))/10

>>70009336
classy how lmao

>>70009335
Did you have lunch?

wish i had the balls to go travelling desu

>>70009421
If you think there's any chance of me ever reading such an obnoxiously long post you are sorely mistaken
*hides it*

>>70009421
rasheed

capri sun boy i got the _ _ _ _ _

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got a fucked up heartbeat and loads of palpitations daily

Reuqesting the png of le walking towards the camera man if anyone has it, much appreciated

For a meme

followed an 8.5/10 on insta and she followed me back and liked 5 of my photos (one was of me)

should I message her or something? she's out my league no question

>>70008493
IT WAS NINE TWENTY-NINE

NINE TWENTY-NINE BACKSTREET BIG CITY

IRA. Good or bad for the world?

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>he lives in a county with <97% white british population
creasing

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dont care for chairs to be h

>>70009481
juice

>>70009509
give us a pic

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>>70009494
I can do you one better

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me

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enjoying switzerland's post very much haha

fucking island monkeys

>>70007807
Because this is where white people have lived for thousands of years?

How dare them utilize transportation their people built for them. Fucking sandnigger. Is this cock an immigrant himself?

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>70009494

alright geez pack of Mayfair and a kitkat my son.

15.60? Fackin bargain brav

>>70009600
rorke

>>70009522
>he lives in a country with so many nonwhite immigrants he has to boast about individual counties

>>70009635
'sheed

>>70009429
I mean they had a proper organization and clear goals rather than a handful of disconnected rednecks playing pretend.

at its peak it had something like 6 million members across Canada and the USA

>>70009624
>15.60 for 20 Mayfair and a kitkat
>bargain

what planet you living on son

>>70009662
'rke

>>70009687
'eed

>>70009432
I ate it alone at my desk.

so many 'ds in the thread

>>70009708
'ke

a whole lot of rorkesheeds in this thread

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>>70009579
last two posts

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>>70009591
Same thread on 4chan, same anime poster on the basement wall
Been sitting in one seat eighteen years in all
Freezing slow time, away from the world

He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl
He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl

>>70009419
Dead uncle.

>>70009733
rashorke

>>70009742
>8.5/10
kek no you mong

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Bath

>>70009724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4
>I focus
>on the pain

>>70009713
lmao

>>70009755
Maybe if you say it another hundred times it'll be funny

rorke

>>70009778
willing to come down to 8

made chicken pesto pasta from a one minute recipe video lads

dude cheese lmao

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>>70009780
MENTIONED

>>70009760
a daring twist on a classic gimmick

>>70009335
absolutely dire
you're going to the "that weird guy" at the office forever now

>>70009638
>only 60.2% of australians have european ancestry
not sure you should pick this fight brucie

rarorkes everywhere

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>>70009780
Good gimmick

>somewhere out there a chad looks at his 9/10 gf and is so tired of penetrating her tight warm fanny that he begins plotting to stick his willy in her bumhole
ah yes

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>Cuckservatives and their meme candidate threaten to deport me since summer 2015
>they win election
>he comes out and says this:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/trump-dreamers-undocumented-immigrants-232301

How mad are they going to be /brit/?

>>70009846
did you just combine chicken, pesto and pasta?

more interested in that tortilla quiche

>>70009913
chicken bacon spinach milk&pesto for the sauce

quite peng

>>70009800
This song is really powerful and moving in the Logan trailer in cinemas

Sounds shit on my laptop

>>70009635
>Pakistani immigrant

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>>70009907

>>70009906
terrifying

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>>70007877

Good luck, lad.

>>70009876
>not counting those who identify as "Australian" as quite obviously white
Hmmm yesssss......

Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

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Crescent mentioned

>>70009937
>leaf

>>70009926
ah yes i eat this sometimes when i bulk

>>70008077

I didn't care what he was doing before.

New food idea: a cheese toastie but with tuna inside as well

anybody got gordon ramseys number? heston bloomintile will do if not

>>70009822
It's not meant to be funny. Nothing funny about a coward's death.

someone tell me to fuck off quick

Roasting a chicken lads, going to be peng.

>>70009961
>replying to your own hour old post that you've been spamming in multiple threads

Fucking autistic cunt

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>if you kill your enemies they win

>>70009966
desu you're 89% white overall compared to the 87% uk

not worth throwing stones at each other really

>>70010029
Fuck off.

>>70010029

Jog on, lad

>>70009876
i've been there, its filled with russians and ex-yugos who flooded in during the 80s and 90s, chinese and viets are everywhere, the east coast has a lot of japanese too. In Melbourne i actually saw a gay pride parade with bearded lesbian bikers, actual beards, being led by a muscled Chinese man with a flag.

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'mes

>>70010086
who the fuck are you talking to you cheeky cunt
did NOT ask a swede to reply to me
>>70010091
AROOOOO

London and Bath are visions of what Britain used to look like

>>70010062
even our most lefty parties wont lock us up for saying rude things on twitter like British "conservatives"

just constantly horny lads

is this normal? is this a normal sex drive?

>>70010126
yes

bennis in bagina

>>70010068
Estimates go up to the mid-low 90s lad, can't say I've seen anything that high for the UK in decades

>>70010117

Britain didn't use to have niggers.

>>70010110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2EJMd7ZN7w

BEHAVE

Birmingham and Solihull are visions of what Britain should be like

need a air of cute clean girls feet in my face RIGHT THIS MINUTE

>>70010117
>london
>a vision of what britain used to look like

Really don't remember a grey tower blocks an glass phalluses being part of Ye Olde London

The leafs don't seem very house-trained today in here.

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>>70009992
Scarborough > Whitby in all aspects

>>70010163
Solihull mentioned

who else /wastealltheirhardearnedmoneyontakeaways/ here?

off my nut after a couple of cans of stongbow lads

state of me 2bh

in a good mood tbqh lads

https://youtu.be/raCmQBp6Cnk

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new built terraced townhomes in london

>maximum file size is now 3MB

he is running the site into the ground

>>70010200
i waste your hard earned on takeaways

>>70010182
Scarborough is nice, but it simply doesn't have the charm, history and culture of Whitby.

>tfw have the virgin posture
How do I fix it lads, don't like going out when I know people can so quickly tell I'm a virgin

>>70010279
just go to the gym and talk to weights

>>70008849
>some
most

>>70010299
>>70010299
>>70010299
>>70010299
new one boys

>>70010279
take one up the exhaust pipe

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>>70010260
>now

Longo timo friendo

Except on /r9k/ for some reason

>>70010256
BIG
WINDOWS

>>70010279
if you're going outside then the virgin posture is the least of your worries 2bh

first sort out the ghastly virgin walk

>>70010277
>charm
boring old people
>history
jog on
>culture
fucking codheads

Bloody hell I just got jannied, what a rush

>>70010309
annihilated

[Intro]
Yeah
JDZMedia
01204 business
Shoutout whYJay on the beat, yeah
Shoutout everyone supporting right now as well
MC SMALLY ain't dead

[Verse]
Look, MC SMALLY, yeah it was my name
Had all the flows, I could play in them games
Yeah I rolled the dice and won too many times
By Year 7, had a claim to fame, yeah I pushed it, now I feel nice
Pull up my shorts and I'm lapping him twice
Biddy-badboy do you feel alright?
'Cause when you're on the mic, all you do is tell lies
So give me the mic and hold on tight
'Cause this rollercoaster's about to take flight
Done a lot of wrong but it's time for the right
Been through hell but the future looks bright
Now I'm chasing my dreams in the middle of the night
You thought I was dead so I'm giving 'em a fright
No face to the kid but now I'm in sight
Two double o five, I was in the limelight
Now it's two sixteen, back with the bangers
Eleven years on, I've got the answers
I was in the wardrobe at my grandma's
I was in the wardrobe at my grandma's
Yo cause it makes me laugh when I think back
If I had a brain, I'd be sat up on a stack
Hundred milli' on YouTube there, are you mad?
Me and my day ones should be in a Maybach
Saying that now and I will start from scratch
My squad beelines, I'm the heart of the pack
Can't forget the rumours, they make me laugh
More than five times I've been stabbed
Lost count of the times been run over
Lost count of the guys I done over
Now I'm on a next path on a whole new map
Now it's time to get one over
Or two over or three over
I heard doors slam shut but it re-opened
Don't know about tomorrow but we hoping
Don't know about tomorrow but we hoping
For some better days under the sun-rays
'Cause I'm sick to death of this thunder and rain
Can you blame the kid, can you blame the kid
That's why I come back under a new name
Like-like-like-like, yeah

[Interlude]
Big up Mr Ronic, Trouble, 01204
Yeah, Bolton business
Haha, yeah, what, what, what, like

janny knows what i like xx

>>70010309
Janny is that fucking faggot from Quebec

>>70010301
and so are most lads

also
>replying to a 30 minute old post
the absolute state

>>70008561

>everybody in Eurasia is genitically 3% neanderthal

Are you dumb or simply uneducated ?

>>70010256
>multiple homes the size of one average new development in Australia
Ah yes, the United Runtdom

does every new development cause gentrification

>>70010376
arsehole?

*smashes mirrors with my face*

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>>70010364
Sorry that you cant handle facts

At least you have Jimmy Savile's final resting place to boast about

>>70010390
>and so are most lads
no

>>70010376
piping blokes?

>>70009732
'ed