roasting gooks edition
going to get the big get for ironopolis
lovely edition
eeeeeeer
eeerrrr
it ain't me
will be doing goth/alt gf 2017 and not asian gf 2017
Have never seen an episode of Doctor Who lads. Am I missing out?
is there a better overall country than japan?
ireland more like shitland
sunsets during the summer are the comfiest thing possible
>>69999397
*it ain't me starts playing*
>want to sign back up to tinder
>download it
>remember i don't have a single photo of me where i don't look like a mong
>remember my unrealistically high standards and ugly face
>remember 3 months of no matches
>delete app
every couple of months i do this
Might do a start drinking early
what does it mean when a man's willy becomes hard and stiff?
>>70002500
that katelyn?
>>70002491
>not getting 10+ superlikes a day
How? I dont even use my tinder and i get fucktons of superlikes
>>70002496
aha little upset gook boy here lads
>>70002483
bhutan
>>69999397
Australia mentioned
*walks into Waitrose car park*
ah yes
Wish I was a Jew with 10/10 connections for a well paying job lads
There is precisely 0.00% chance any of you would turn down the opportunity to fuck that qt on the train if given the option
Sick and tired of all this "nonce" talk
>>70002523
see points 3 and 4 of my post lad
>>70002551
>car park
*parking lot
might suck a fucking cock
>>70002545
wew, nice chebs desu
>>70002491
take new photos?
>>70002500
shoot to kill
car passed the mot lads
going to do another 500m
feel a bit sick though, wish me luck lads
>>70002584
bit gay
>i will never have a friend irl like james deans character from rebel without a cause
>we will never stumble through life trying to help each other get through it
>he will never die of a drug overdose
>i will never storm off crying at his funeral and speed away in my car
>>70002576
Take some new photos, use angles, increase the cameras brightness levels manually. It is'nt hard to do photography
Also stop having high fucking standards
>>70002580
FOY
>>70002497
whats with the czech in that thread haha
>>70002500
she was a sweet girl who had a really shitty single mother ""raising "" her, she looked after her two siblings, sometimes going without food to care for them, and fell into the arms of a 19 year old man from several states away, dunno why she killed herself but her time came too soon
is it racist that I don't find asian women attractive
>>70002580
Drinking alcohol
>>70002645
I only find asian women attractive tbqh
yellow not paki btw
>>70002662
nonce
alright I'm not ok with these yanks. Testing my patience
not a fan of ireland lads
>>70002464
alri turtle
>>70002580
don't stoop to their level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYa6gbDcx18
>>70002662
same. can't remember the last time I wanked to a non asian
bet obama gets around
Really makes you think.
>>70002718
>>70002617
stop anytime now
If you could revive them afterwards, would you kill someone just to see what its like?
>>70002662
>>70002724
I used to be the same but right now i don't find them that great
>>70002739
ayo why you be lookin at that mayo ass bitch?
>>70002645
I'm the same
It's like they're invisible to my libido
going to bed lads
someone tuck me in?
>>70002767
If can get them to consent it would be useful for science. Even if just to confirm from them what happens in death.
i got your picture im coming with you
>>70002773
hopefully I grow out of it
>>70002800
It's not even 5 you lazy shit
>it's a "girls simply cannot handle the banter" episode
>>70002800
*tucks your penis between your legs*
night femanon
>>70002815
why? asians make the best gfs
>>70002684
yeah because you're a dirty chink haha
>>69999397
w-why do you want to roast me f a m?
>>70002826
wonder if vinay misses tim
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/north-korea-endorses-donald-trump-and-rejects-dull-hillary-clinton-a7057681.html
really makes you think
>>70002813
Yea but I mean hypothetically speaking in a social situation gone wrong or something.
He bumps into you at a bar and spills beer on your shoes, so you blast him in the head on the spot. Then when the police arrive everyone is fine and you don't get arrested.
asians seem like they don't enjoy sex
>>70002826
literally, LITERALLY, every single day. There's this one flatmate who cries literally every time she goes out.
>>70002835
i prefer my balls tucked out instead of in
what shall i have for dinner lads?
we won't be free until e cass the kikes
>>70002842
because I am white and it is pretty pathetic for a white guy to have an asian gf
>>69999528
Cringing at that shit.
>>70002842
>better gfs
>nearly all have no ass or tits
ha ha I can't agree with you there lad
>>70002891
*screams like a small child*
>>70002858
>catyank is a gook
sorry lad in you go
>>70002888
>blast
Dont have a gun
>bar
i dont drink so i have no reason to go there
But if i had one revive i'd save it for when i can use it to help someone cos im not a twat who goes round killing
>>70002900
you can share mine, I've got way too much to finish myself. it's your mums pussy btw.
>>70002942
Is it really killing if at the end of the day nobody is dead?
>>70002933
N-no! NO!
>>70002900
*slaps my willy onto the table*
how about.... sausage
reckon having sex with an asian is like virgin sex regardless of gender
*merks you in front of your gf*
>>>70000000
i missed the big get so i'm checking it out with this post haha
>>70002973
gonna need more than a cocktail sausage mate
anyone got the original pic of the big black hand the people keep shopping into images
HOWLING
i see this weird runt every week
>>70002910
bit racist
>>70002931
that's true, although it's not really important to me (low test) though
Who do you reckon would win in a fight?
both of them are allowed to use their holy powers to do battle
>>70003001
Looks like a pretty dapper lad.
>>70003012
right. lama would fuck up pope cuck
>>70003012
without doubt the dalai lama
the pope is literally r*ddit: the man. And the dalai lama used to box
>when a quiz show asks a literature question
literally what's the point?
>>70003001
why does she have a statue? Never heard of her
>>70003046
some people aren't as thick as you lad
>>70003041
Pope used to be a nightclub bouncer so I think it's going to take quite a bit to heem him
>>70003069
rasheed.
>>70003012
them chinese fellas all know karate dont they?
>>70003094
guarantee my lad the 'alai 'ama would batter him. BATTER him he would.
might train my german shepherds to attack the ballbag first
>>70003094
bouncers aren't even hard most of the time.
>>70003126
They don't call him Pope "I kill Chinks" Francis for no reason
Watch Dogs 2 is fucking class lads. Hated the first one though.
>>70003156
pope fought his way to the top tbf
pope "the cuckold" francis
>>70003186
Ah yes, computer games.
>>70003129
i'll be your test subject
>>70003186
is that the one where you run around beating up canadians
love that one
>>70003186
its shit. literally the only game i have ever refunded and i have more than 200 games on steam.
Dalai "can't even visit the holiest place in my religion because i'll be arrested" Lama
>>70003012
the lama would smash pope girly name's head clean off his shoulders with one swing of his knob
>>70003186
its shite
I refunded it
>>70003197
surely you could have come up with something a tiny bit more original
>>70003001
cycle all around liverpool and have no idea where this statue is
2017 still has no gimmicks
got locked outside my house for 5 hours so sat in my porch and finished my essay and had a wank
*breaks into the lab*
*destroys the evidence*
*breaks into the homes*
*destroys the witnesses*
>you will never see an old video of the pope absolutely heeming runts outside nightclubs
>>70003235
The first or second one? You're a jaded bellend if you hate 2. There's plenty to do, sod graphics and its parody of cringey American internet culture is hilarious.
>>70003282
who cares
post slags instead
>There are people that go to "university" browsing and posting right now
Yeah come back when you've finished your middle class holiday camp. Fucking runts.
>2017 still has no gimmicks
>>70003317
all your posts are shit
>>70003387
is he ok?
>>70003387
SCREAMING
>>70003366
>mfw reading this in class
>>70003366
t. uneducated runt working in lidl
pic related it's me
>>70003412
the liveleak watermark is clear as day. What do you think?
*sneaks up behind you with the defibrillator*
CLEAR
*zaps you on the cheeks*
Had a headache earlier but I took some paracetamol and now I'm fine.
>>70003436
>>70003452
living a dangerous life there lad
>tfw my tactics are too smart for english brutes to understand
Post your antiques waifu
been monitoring the barometer recently
showing some interesting trends
>>70003387
AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING
>>70003442
*turns around*
*grabs your head*
*smashes your nose on my knee*
bumming a mate
>>70002960
haha the absolute look on that dog's face
absolute gold
>>70003426
See you in the call centre soon mate.
>>70003514
bit rude, that
mating a bum
>>70003503
like what?
gf cries literally every day when I'm not around, apparently
Eating a big mac and fries with strawberry milkshake
haha whats up
>>70003442
a defib wont shock someone unless they have no heart rate/a very irregular one
>>70003667
Sounds a bit mental and needy, get rud
I work in a call centre
>>70003733
should have gone to university then
the year is 4052
humanity has long since been eliminated in a nuclear war
the earth is cold and desolate
the oak furniture land sale is still on
>copper pulls me over
>flash him myWaitrose card as he walks to my window
>lets me off with a warning and a smile
such things
>>70003746
I did
A northern thread for northern people
>>70003779
>>70003779
>>70003779
>>70003779
>>70003779
>>70003691
an aed wont but a normal one will
>>70003711
yeah she is mentally ill and needy as a result but she's got a nice bum and she lets me spank her really hard so you win some you lose some
>>70003794
reminder to report this thread
O canada
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cdd_1484541329
smoking mi sensi to cool off
wasnt an easy day this one
timothy JUST byrne 16th january 2017 kitchen selfie looking out in the garden there's plants and looking out it's nice and bears are watching the bear show
>>70003658
I've noticed it tends to go up when weather is clear, and down when it's cloudy
I think there may be some potential in it for weather prediction. Imagine a network of barometers across a country, all linked via telegraph, which can relay their current pressure to a central office... imagine the potential
I have further work to do however
need a thin pale pretty club gf
>>70003810
marry her before someone else does
britain would look great if we didn't cut down all our trees
>>70003840
that's not a canada goose you dingus
>>70003861
feeling very swipey today
Currently cuddling a shotgun
kate should do this like the princess of sweden does
short term memory is fucking dead
>something wrong, anon?
>>70003778
Grim
>having someone better looking than you in your profile pic
It just makes you look worse you twat
need a persian gf
>>70003684
What is the gesture he makes on the escalator meant to symbolise? It's almost as if he were pretending to smack the arse of an imaginary woman as she lay on her hands and knees in front of him while he inserted his penis into her. But why would that be appropriate for an oak furniture shop advert on telly pre-watershed?
Might need to get out the complaint pen.
need a tranny gf (male)
Need a persian gf that isn't from Iran or surrounding countries
http://is2.4chan.org/v/1484548876425.webm
me
need a nigger gf who I can tie up and call a nigger and make her pick cotton
going to the BDSM club later on to get tied down and arse shagged
>>70004026
all your posts are shit
the london apartment
>has been on earth for literally 70 fucking years
>can't pour a pint
the absolute STATE
>>70004122
think I had a past life or something
keep having detailed memories of places I have no idea about
>>70004156
love how the chinky pours a better pint than her
>>70004156
i imagine most people can't pour a pint from draught.
>>70004149
you don't know what my other posts are. whole point of anonymous posting innit
don't ever respond to me again you worm
>women
>>70004177
no its mostly straight but theres a few good lads always up to fill my arse
>>70003810
It's all fun and games now but you'll soon change your mind when she forgets her meds and tries to stab you while she's cooking
>>70004214
Reminder that this poster>>70004149 with his "all your posts are shit" is a paedophile from Middlesbrough
>>70004209
mate its common knowledge
pretty sure everyone over the age of 18 knows how to reduce head on a pint, even if they've never poured one from draught.
>northern england
the absolute state
>>70004214
He's right though m8, you're fucking shit.
>>70004217
>going to the cinematheque to watch assassins creed
just stay at home and sleep my man
>>70004223
then why don't you go to a gay club if you just want your arse filled?
i mean gays usually are into all kind of weird shit
absolute state of that northern /brit/ attempt
never been to a pub, never will
>>70004271
the BDSM club is 5 minutes away from my flat. and gay clubs are too bent, full of benders and stuff. not a fan they need to be heemed
>>70004315
well then, have fun I guess
>>69999397
Yaaaay jets!
>>70004315
no wonder your nation is circling the drain.
>>70004259
Most people know in theory but in practice it's different. Most people will pull the bar while the glass is under it, instead of giving it half a second to run
>>70004261
ehhh
most of the yellow bits aren't very populated
the only ones that are are lancashire and south/west yorkshire
and those are paki shitholes so who cares?
>>70004339
thanks la
i could also engage in the not bent stuff but as you can expect theres no attractive women
HOW WILL I KNOW
>>70004345
umm sweetie london is the bdsm capital of the world
>>70004345
ahhh yes a small hidden place is representative of an entire nation
wanker
cat wont stop mivering me lads
think she fancies me, i do give a good stroke
masturbating with a finger up the bum
>>70004366
yeah I kinda imagined it like that.
as a stupid fat ignorant arrogant yank i'd rather live in the north than the south desu
>>70004261
best parts of france are in blue
brain is overheating
>>70004408
no, you are. not helping the bent frenchman stereotype. guess its not a stereotype though.
glug glug glug
guess who's back on the piss?
met my senior tutor half drunk today today haha
>>70004450
don't care
>>70004453
>Normandy is shit now
Thanks for ruining it you cunts
just wasted another day lads. haha
Watching porn in public is not OK
watching porn in public lads
>>70004389
You just KNOW that Elliot's car was """"owned"""" on finance.
will whisper the next three posts and then post vocaroo vvvv
who would have thought
such a common and unnoticeable place is hiding quite the deviancy
willies and vaginas
poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo
fuck my arse
>>70004261
>wales
>cornwall
>north
Runts.... runts
>>70004542
pretty sure his dad bought him it
his family was really rich
Done a cheeky squander of my youth
can't wait until climate change destroys all plant life so we won't have to deal with leafs anymore
>>70004542
his dad was a producer for the hunger games, he was loaded
>>70004600
why'd he buy so many lotto tickets then?
>>70004580
>>70004582
>>70004592
>>70004594
good posts
>>70004593
avg post
>>70004579
You are a bad man
>>70004579
show the inside >:3
honestly have no idea where the nearest bdsm club to me is
How likely is it that some autist will try to shoot Trump at the inauguration on Friday? Didn't someone already try to do it a few months ago?
>>70004658
>2deep4u
Try harder anon, it's trick
what breed of puppy should i get?
thinking of an english bulldog, pug, or basset hound
>>70004658
not allowed to take pictures in
>>70004670
If that happens, the secret service let it happen
>>70004670
>How likely is it that some autist will try to shoot Trump at the inauguration on Friday?
most autists support him
>Didn't someone already try to do it a few months ago?
he was british
booking a hotel room on friday night to get drunk on my own in and shag a prossie
>>70004719
haha
I've done this a few times
>>70004670
likely that some will plot it, but extremely unlikely that it will actually happen
>>70004670
ummm excuse me sweety but are you implying liberals can harm someone? that's impossible x
>>70004719
why not just do it at your house?
>>70004719
>paying for the room yourself
Just let her pick the location and pay for it.
>>70004680
bizarre
>>70004699
thought so
whats it look like inside
>>70004744
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POST FUCKING MACHINE RIGHT NOW
>>70003317
both sucked, refunded 2.
gameplay is awful - controls are terrible, city feels plastic, driving is laughable. bad all around.
>>70004735
oh, good
any advice
might do it in another city but struggling to find good deals
>>70004752
mummy wouldn't like that
just wanna be comfortable in a hotel room being weird
>>70004763
that's not how it works
and i don't want to do an incall
>>70004744
post fucking machines
How come there were so many great action films in the 80's?
>>70004744
can't see any fucking machines in this post
sort it out
trade is mutually beneficial and more trade is better
jobs aren't "stolen" by countries abroad, most likely you've just become obsolete
the free market could fix it all if you just let it
>>70004744
the holocaust never happened but i wish it had
"BEING GAY IS PERFECTLY NORMAL"
*fucks an intestine filled with shit*
>>70004839
>the free market could fix it all if you just let it
you mean the free market could average it out so that people in the UK work for the same wages as those in poland? right, got it
>>70004752
He probably still lives with his parents
Imagine actually trying to post seriously and get serious replies under the guise of any of these flags:
>Isreal
>India
>Pakistan
>Greece
Almost feel bad for the last who are actually forced to use those IPs.
>>70004744
what went wrong with your life friend?
stopped giving a fuck lads
spent about 30 mins wanking off at 3am last night and I'm pretty sure I woke my flatmate up but I continued regardless
>>70004882
no, what would happen is those in poland would rise to enjoy a similar standard of living to that in the UK, and less poles would move to the UK in search of jobs
>>70004670
The problem with that theory is the anti-Trump echochamber is entirely far left and therefore also anti-gun, meaning they'd have no idea what to do with a firearm and would likely be scared to touch one.
They'll riot, they'll destroy their own towns, they'll kidnap torture and degrade mentally handicapped whites, but they're probably not prepared to use a firearm.
>>70004947
what sort of mental gymnastics is this
more like they would be meet in a middle ground
poles can rot in mud huts for all i care
>>70004947
no, at best it would average out the standards of living you mong
pick up an econ textbook, this is fucking basic shite
would love to ride a motorbike
but car drivers always seem to be dickheads to motorbike riders for no good reason
>>70004956
winGET desu
anyone here remember the cuckio meme
>>70004980
why would poles getting richer make brits poorer? it's not a zero sum game you plen
the more poles rot in mud huts the more they come to the UK living 15 to a cottage working cash in hand shoveling shit
>>70004999
>for no good reason
Probably because motorcyclists are always doing unexpected and dangerous shit like lane splitting.
>>70004947
Unfortunately Germany has proven for the 3rd time that they cannot be trusted with any major influence over other nations and likely should not be trusted with control of itself.
going to do a walk to the shops to get more alcohol
help!! i just got robbed!!! they took 8 hours of my day and only left me with this sterling monies which they promise to pay at the end of the month!! where do i report this
>>70005027
>the more poles rot in mud huts the more they come to the UK living 15 to a cottage working cash in hand shoveling shit
or we just leave the EU and stop letting them and stop letting you german twats tell us what to do
fuck off
>the free market could fix it all if you just let it
>>70004766
there's Louis XV type chairs, a rock ceiling, mirrors, slighty low light sources. It's pretty small but it's a nice comfy place. many instruments to use
>>70005053
I agree, which is why we should have the EU in charge
>>70005082
the eu is german
>>70005027
the level of ignorance...not even going to bother....
>>70005082
the eu is german
>>70005077
Excellent post
>>70005080
sounds very nice
>>70005077
good lad
>>70005157
>>70005144
england is german
poland is unironically more developed than the UK
got called a good lad on /brit/
>arseville
hmmmmmmmm
https://clyp.it/yiblfcuy
bit of a sing song
>>70005201
Well you DID vote to rectify this issue but your government representatives chose to ignore the decision made my your society and apparently none of you can be bothered to do anything about it
>>70005217
fuck off back there then you square head cunt
>>69999397
Rising Storm 2 when
>>70005240
That scheme cost 400m over budget
Can't we jut give them a week's worth of the money we used to give the EU and call it even?
>>70005201
Fuck off Jock
>>70005217
Turbobait
>>70005240
what a terrible system. 1 minor upset and the whole parliament gives up . who invented this
>>70005240
hopefully this is a scheme carefully orchestrated by westminster to give us a pretense to invade the ROI
>>70005261
sad but true
i bet article 50 is never triggered
>>70005288
Its not bait
Look at anywhere in Poland on Street View and then look at the UK
Even their remote villages are pretty and well kept
>>70005298
the Irish, who else?
>>70005271
GET EM JANNY
>>70005261
>but your government representatives chose to ignore the decision
>>70005302
>i bet article 50 is never triggered
fuck are you on about you dumb yanks
bet you haven't read anything but memes since the vote took place
article 50 will be triggered in march
>>70005381
jolly good then
carry on
>>70005328
>>70005298
Our system is the result of a compromise by the Irish and British governments to help keep the peace. There must always be someone representing both communities. That's why it's a whole hoopla when Marty called in sick
>>70005381
link me something senpai would genuinely love to be wrong on this issue
Been a bit hectic around here with the whole Trump situation, our media is too busy trying to delegitimize his presidency to cover Brexit right now.
>>70005274
Ok, if we get a list of the recipients and an explanation for why Foster designed the scheme the way she did, and why she insisted it be kept open and even expanded well after she knew it was going over budget. Oh, and how families and friends of her and her advisors allegedly benefitted from the payments.
fuck britian