/brit/

a normal new for a normal person like myself

>>70005330
she looks like a male 70's stoner rock frontman

new thread new me

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>>70005330

Someone needs to ban that mental paki in the other thread.

>>70005403
it's shopped you moran

F O Y
O
Y

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>>70005455

reckon you lads should try bdsm

>>70005477
shh

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i know for a fact the dane/german twat was thinking of a reply to me for a while but realised he had no argument and just closed the thread haha

>>70005498
think I'll just stick to m&ms

*opens up a back and turns on Lose Yourself*

>>70005460
good post

>>70005477
me on the left

sometimes i make mistakes at work on purpose so that my milf of a boss gets mad and comes over to lecture me. it turns me on a little. gonna get fired some day though if i keep doing this shit.

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>>70005477

>>70005498
yeah would like to
>tfw your town has a gay club but not a bdsm club

>>70005455
"moron" is not spelled with an "a" 2bh

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Ah yes, "progress"

>>70005551
state of it

a man from the russian federation has just entered the thread

*sniggers*

would quite like an asian girl to crush my balls with her heel

lads

bdsm is actually gentle and a deep relation and understanding between the partners is made

>>70005477
these are the so called "frogs" I hear so much about?

>>70005575
it's a meem ya dip

>>70005330
>dat op pic
just doused me eyes with acid. thanks! you fat cunt

>>70005586
this the development on Kingsway?

>>70005594
i'm not a girl but i'll do it x

>>70005610
>trying this hard to fit in
pathetic

>>70005622
appreciate the offer la' but it's a very specific fetish x

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>8/10 at work starts talking to me about the pill

>>70005609
"you" is also not spelled with an "a"

saw a girl in works knickers today lads. DEFINITELY going to be a wank later

got a big pot of ragu bubbling away on the stove.

enjoying a glass of rouge i used to cook with.

no imminent uni deadlines looming over me

feelin fine x

>>70005510
just fucking google it you twat
theresa may had stated various times she will trigger article 50 at the end of march 2016

she's supposed to be doing a big speech about it tomorrow to outline some of her plans so just wait until then

I am joining the EmoRight

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din-dins with the gf

>>70005609
>ya
it's "you" tbqh
>>70005625
yeah, so what? big whoop. your mum fit my cock good last night, deal with that faggot

Just found out Keanu Reeves is half oriental, weird he looks white desu

>>70005625
I fucking hate Yanks. Why do they think they're welcome here?

>>70005586

those old buildings were crap

>>70005657
she's trying to entice you into smashing it raw

don't believe she's on it until you see her take it

>>70005688
grimes is great desu

>>70005692
you can tell he has asian blood though

might invent a religion to bring morality to the degenerate masses lads

>>70005604
>>70005521
>>70005426
>>70005378
>>70005173
>>70005130
>>70005071
>>70005029
>>70004984
>>70004781
>>70004691

why is middlesbrough so degenerate?

never thought anything about the place before but it's fucking sick in the head

honestly you lot are a joke. bunch of spindly little public school boys talking shite on the internet. would you say that if i were standing right in front of you? i'm guessing you probably wouldn't.

can anyone link the video where they go
WE
NOOORTHERN BRUDDERS

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>>70005699
you're crap

>>70005692
didn't you watch the matrix? he can do kung fu

>>70005733
>>70005745
snap

girl at work often wears something thats a bit see through
today her bra was light blue

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>>70005733
>>70005745
>>70005751

>>70005768
poofs out

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>nothing good


roooooooooooooo

>>70005745
This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9QSTGcc3Zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9QSTGcc3Zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9QSTGcc3Zo

>>70005768
not you
its dutch

>>70005768
2 drunk girls arguing about petty bullshit

why are still called the fire brigade when fighting fires is only a fraction of the calls they do

>still using piratebay
state of this 'man'

Spaghetti and OJ for lunch

>>70005805
shut the fuck up i KNOW you don't have a job

sick of your lies

>>70005810
shan't be watching any of these so-called "films"

>>70005732
Hmm not a single one a paki

>>70005704
VERY good post

>>70005852
mixed together? gross dude!

>>70005829
i didn't say it was, the earlier ones were posted here yesterday

>>70005810
that list is ancient Lol

>>70005852
sleep and then leg day, amirite?

>>70005848
Show me a private tracker that has modern bluray releases that piratebay doesn't have.

I'll wait.

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>>70005896

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>I don't know where the sunbeams end
>and the starlights begin
>it's all a mystery

>>70005886
post them I was probably out

>>70005911
rutracker isnt private

Lads how do you acquire a credit card?

>>70005768
fuck is this shit

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>>70005918

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these are the sort of women who are addicted to heroin

time to start shooting up lads

i could kill anyone in this thread with a pencil

>>70005298
The first minister lost a vote of no confidence but refused to stand down, and she and her party frustrated all attempts to investigate the loss of potentially £490 million by the DUP

If she hadn't spat in McGuinness' face and just stood down for 4 weeks while a preliminary investigation into her conduct happened this would all be over now.

>>70005928
Show me the modern bluray releases which it has which TPB doesn't also have.

I'll wait.

how dumb do you have to be to try heroin? these people deserve death

>>70006007
*presents bollocks*

>>70005936
Capital One keeps sending me offers for a "Platinum Card" with a 25% interest rate on all purchases

Wish they'd fuck off about it, I've gotten at least 5 envelopes full of brochures and I've never once contacted them about wanting a credit card.

Why did circuses die out?

>>70006018
>surrendering to nationalists

scum

>>70005330
What the fuck is that thing?

>still not studying architecture
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Seeing the gf for the last ever time on wednesday

Bit sad

>>70005986
they're all americans though

the utter state of this country haha

>>70005942
he typed it all out here anyway
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/5o6vnb/the_whole_storychat_log_for_those_who_are/

>>70006048
tv and animal cruelty

>>70006048
Animal Welfare Act

>>70006018
fuck off bog trotter

>>70006035
oh mais ferme ta gueule...

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what stops you from killing yourself?

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lads

>>70005986
Or maybe someone is just taking random photos which millions of girls upload every day to feed their vanity and attaching them to titles about ODing on heroin to fit their agenda.

>2011+6
>not questioning everything
stay calcified

>>70006085
family ngl

can't watch a rip below 30gb, my eyes can automatically see the inconsistencies

>>70006067
pic related?

>>70006074
>>70006078
So idiotic liberals ruining things as usual?

>>70006073
fuck meant for
>>70005926

>>70006038

opiates are the best

Fart and a wahey

how does a family get access to a deceased member's bank account?

>>70006093
delete this image of my gf or else

>>70006123
If you find noting wrong with animal abuse, then yes

>>70006116
Vaguely related

>>70006082
>lose argument
>switch back to French
not an argument

Thanks for playing though kid, just remember next time who you're dealing with before you challenge me.

doctor didnt diagnose me and just told me to exercise and talk to a psychologist about my depression or take prozac and fuck up my brain chemistry

>>70006132
You go in with proof of death and kinship.

Will take a couple of weeks

>>70005875
Middlesbrough is the only town in the north that has significantly more white paedophiles than paki ones which is weird cos the town is full of pakis.

>>70006114
i can watch any quality above cam rips. i'll enjoy seeing everything before you.

feel physically ill if I hear anything below FLAC quality audio

>>70006123
>liberals
fuck off yank

>>70006093
more of her please and thanks

>>70006196
>FLAC
>not WAV

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>>70006196
*tips*

>>70006172
what is proof of kinship

>>70006123
>why can't i watch animals being tortured :((((
t. halal butcher

Only just got home now need to waste time cooking and eating

Hate the wagey lifestyle

>>70006145
>training animals is abuse
>DEY SHUD BE IN DA WILD
I guarantee there isn't a single animal in the world that would rather be wild than domesticated.

are there any free online multiplayer karaoke games

bet i could out every single one of you

>>70006230
someone put a hat on this horse please

all i see is death and decay. you're all rotting corpses to me.

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>>70006158
*blocks your path*
Psh, tough words for such a small man
*slices through your abdomen and spinal cord in one swift motion*

>>70006158
il va arrêter de me casser les couilles...

started watching bojack horseman.

don't know how i couldn't get into it before. it's hilarious

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>someone put a hat on this horse please

>>70006245
dont think you've thought this one through fully mate. think on.

>>70006123
To some extent, you know they think everything enjoyable should be illegal except for heroin and acid.

and also some elephants broke out and trampled some people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws

>>70006158
merde...

>>70006264

t. cioran

>There's an r/blackpeopletwitter
>There's an r/scottishpeopletwitter
>both blacks and scots claim to be opporessed 24/7
>both are absolutely useless lazy bastards
>both ae substance abusing woman beaters
>both gorge on fried food
>both have wonen that look like Shrek

Doing a hmm

>>70006245
>training them
they use bulhooks on elephant's mouths to pull them around the stage
>>70006245
>I guarantee there isn't a single animal in the world that would rather be wild than domesticated
youre a fucking retard then aren't you. Shocking as it is to a fat NEET like you, most animals don't like being cooped up all day and losing any sense of nature

>>70006206
Every English word is just that, English.

>>70006235
>An elephant standing on two legs is torture
Ah, the left.

>>70006085
Danish pastries

>>70000000

Theresa May's husband is a cuck, he supports the cuckold lifestyle and culture.

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>>70006253
neigh

>>70006315
always knew /lit/ was basically the /brit/ crowd

>>70006316
/r/irishpeopletwitter when?

>70006331
Don't think elephants are naturally inclined to stand on their rear legs la, though I strongly suspect this is just (U) bait

>>70006308

hate this video

though it's nice when a circus trainer gets killed

A can of baked beans is 90p now, bloody mental this country

>>70006230
I SAID SOMEONE SHOP A HAT ON THIS HORSE PLEASE, I'M ON MOBILE SO I CAN'T DO IT

>>70006316
delete this racist post mate

Look girls with curly brown hair, it looks so pretty.

>>70006331
>>An elephant standing on two legs is torture
not necessarily, but torturing them with bullhooks is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCOLVlOqKrE

>>70006302
Not an argument.

>>70006330
Oh aye lad. I'm sure they'd much rather be marching thousands of miles to find water only to be eaten by lions.

>>70006073
oh my fucking days
he starts off ok and then becomes completely pathetic and laughable

cette sous merde et ses torrents à la con... il me pique une crise car ce raté ne peut pas regarder ses petits films de merdes dans sa chambre mal éclairée... et il ose être arrogant... la crème des salopes ce type... si jamais il pointe son nez dehors il sera fait...

it took my 8 years of browsing 4chan to finally download an ameenay

glad they banned animals from circuses. fuck any heartless cunt who disagrees.

just did a poo all by myself :)

who the fuck goes to the circus anyway?

>>70006385
Care a lot more about that poor Camaro than the elephant 2bh.

Don't give 2 shits about elephants.

>>70006413
are you fucking thick

>>70006392

>not buying your beans from poundworld

>>70006441
aisha> wheres your twitter

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>>70006394
enjoy

>>70006415
yeah went a bit /r9k/ when he let himself go

>>70006412
Ban bull hooks then. This is like fighting to end pet ownership because some people kick their dogs.

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remember when we voted to leave the EU

>>70006441
good post
>>70006462
chinese circus is pretty sick, they do mad acrobatics

>>70006511
thanks!

lads when did princess chelsea delete her twitter?

>>70006407
My gf has that, I hate it when she straightens it, curly is much sexier

Where does the idea that there MUST be someone out there who finds you attractive come from?

It's like saying, "there must be a unicorn out there." It's like saying, "there must be a person out there who doesn't need water to survive."
There are certain things that are universal, and one is that there are certain types of "ugly" that literally nobody in the world will find attractive. 0. ZE-RO.

>>70006532
prefer not to say

I'd bone her tbqh.

>>70006308
>that lad trying to hold the gate closed against an elephant
got to admire him in a way

>>70006532
are you sure that she didn't just change her username?

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i've disliked scotland ever since they unanimously voted remain and then wanted another independence referendum after leave won

la pomme est jaune!

>>70006470
Not an argument.

>>70006441
Wish they'd ban you from life.

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The absolute state of the Northern Irish government lads hahaha

>>70006473
Nearest poundland is 5 miles away

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need a gf

>>70006541
she needs to put on some weight, something about her face and body just require a certain thiccness to them

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>>70006520
what did she mean by this

>>70006567
>wanted another independence referendum after leave won
This is objectively wrong.
The cucks and the SNP do but the average scot lost interest after the price of oil went to pot

>>70006616
post fucking machines

people shouldn't be allowed to vote until they're 30

>>70006567
why would you expect a political movement to just die down over night?

that's not how any of them work let alone referendum ones

sounds like you're an idiot

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>>70006631
My ancestors are smiling upon me paki, can you say the same

>>70006385
>ANYONE WHO IS IN FAVOUR OF ELEPHANTS JUGGLING IS FUCKING HEARTLESS
>HAHA I'M GLAD THAT FATHER OF THREE WAS KILLED
There's that leftist brain at work again.

just booked a shit tier hotel in the centre of Birmingham on friday night for £40 (under a fake name)

not a bad price desu, just hope i can get one of the smoking rooms or with a balcony
there was nowhere on the website to do this so i assume i'll have to ask when i check in
not a bad price

people shouldn't be allowed to vote unless they agree with me

i was born and bread in the hood (council estate)

>>70006519
you can't just train an animal to do circus tricks without the use of torture, that's my whole point. They only do their tricks because they're harmed if they don't do them. There is no way to train circus animals that doesn't involve torture

How much would you pay to have an 8/10 just hug you for ten seconds?

>>70006692
fuck off loser

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>>70006520
>Brexit vote was almost 7 months ago
where does the time go I want it back I want it back I want it back I want it back

>>70006662
>>70006642
found the scots(the worst of the celts)

>>70006703
that has gone badly in the past

business idea: a chain of paki shops called 'sheed's shops

>>70006611
oh my god give me a laci green gf right NOW
I want to use all of that on her

Just called the bus driver a useless cunt lads

Feel a bit bad now

wish I could hook up a megaphone to this kike's ear so that every time he posts without a fucking machine video attached I can yell into his ear "POST FUCKING MACHINES"

All jokes aside I am genuinely very racist

>>70006720
found the yank(the worst of the anglos)

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i cleaned my room but still these fucking flies appear out of nowhere

where the fuck are they coming from

Here it goes I'm going to speak British:

Aye cully, Hon didaladoo!

>tfw local chicken shop has hiked its prices since it was reviewed on the pengest munch because it's apparently a fucking tourist attraction now

>>70006738
interesting

are you also a virgin NEET?

>>70006692
>leftist
im a turbororke and I fully agree, animal cruelty should not be tolerated. Shame the circus trainer died but honestly should've seen it coming, shouldn't he.

>>70006700
For what purpose

>>70006700

thanks for telling us

>>70006711
>you can't train animals to stand on their hind legs without torture
The absolute fucking state of the leftist mind.

>>70006718
I accept your concession of defeat.

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charli gf when?

business idea: a chain of paki shops IN PAKISTAN

>>70006738
>not being a culturalist

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>>70005330
Afternoon prayer time lads.

i am literally on fire right now

>>70006738
rorke

>>70006692

fuck him, a good father wouldn't work such a stupidly dangerous job

just had a wank and got the urge to stick a finger up the bum

i'm glad i fought that urge because now that i'm finished i think thats weird

>>70006713
probably £200

>>70006783
>I'm a turbororke
>How do you do, fellow kids?

>>70006785
get drunk on my own and shag a prossie
>>70006791
no worries pal

Got a job interview tomorrow but it looks like one of these bullshit immediate start 100% commission sales jobs.

Don't think I'll bother going

>>70006662
its only a political movement to those who are really engaged; most people just want the vote done with.

>>70006851
>A good father wouldn't risk his life to provide for his children
The leftist mind never fails to disappoint.

>>70006713
i can just visit any of my friends or relatives who have wives/gfs and will get a hug tbf

>>70006795
>leftist
literally fuck off. I'm hard right and I care about animals. Sounds like you ate a bit too much halal mate.
>>70006871
whatever makes you feel better fat cunt

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>>70006769
aye lads lookey here it's piet, what you up to mate haha been a while hey? here look get a pint in ya, hows the missus then mate?

>>70006885
Ah yes another name to add to the blacklist.

>invites that perky tuba player for interview instead

>>70006885
How are companies allowed to do that?

>>70006860
bender

>>70006896
nah that would be a campaign

>>70006924
courtesyhugs just aren't the same though

going to go to stratford upon avon soon

>>70006056
deez nuts

>>70006995
nigger

Had my first day at work, work as a receptionist, love being told watch to do by an older woman. Wouldn't mind her battering my bollocks.

>>70006885
No-showed one of these interviews myself. On the day of I just thought "I really do not want this job at all".

During the phone interview before it the guy told me that I would sometimes need to "charm" my way past secretaries on the other end of the phone to get to speak to business owners to try to sell them our shit. No way would I have been able to do that with my autism.

>>70006995
all cameroonians should be killed

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>you're a lefty if you don't like hurting animals, inshallah animals should be tortured and left to hang before i will eat them

>>70006860
poof

>>70006977
a hug isn't anything like real intimacy . if i was going to pay for anything it would be vaginal

>>70005923
top tune

Prefer my steak to still say "moo"

>>70006940
I accept your concession of defeat also, fellow kid.

I hate how kissmanga keeps going to one page instead of all pages now desu lads

just reached the conclusion that all art forms are forms of escapism

Really now, what is the difference between a relationship and being "good friends with benefits" with someone ? Because there's this girl and we have a lot in common with each other. She's also down for fucking, cuddling, kissing, holding hands etc. But she said she doesn't want a boyfriend.

It sounds like all the benefits of a relationship but without as much fuss.

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been months since i last had a hug

>a male receptionist

kek

>>70006976
youre a campaign

>>70007080
big big fatty NEET doesn't understand how some things don't like to be domesticated like him
"why can't everything be as castrated as me? :("

>>70007083
pretty sure modern art purely exists for money laundering purposes

>>70007083
AWOOGA AWOOGA

FUCKING MACHINES

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>70007092
>only months
pshh... you have yet to ascend.... kid

>>70007085
it means she will be fucking a million lads like you. basically a free whore

>Resorting to "y-you're a p-paki"
Is there a more embarrassing way to admit you've been done than this?

business idea: /brit/ hug meetup

>>70007085
you mean except she gets to fuck other guys right?

cuckold

Posted my pics on a gay online site and got like 50 responses from old gay men. Should I fuck them? Technically I won't be incel anymore, I'll be a faggot, which is much more socially acceptable in modern society.

>>70006048
Circ de solie is still around as are other more human-centered circuses

just cancelled my £40 hotel room booking and rebooked an executive room for £55

fuck it you only live once

>>70007151
'sheed

>>70007157
can we hug willies?

remember that time these circus trainers got battered by some lions who were only half-trying? mad innit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhp6xaXughE

>>70007157
doubt they'd be as good as the hugs I get form the gf

for that reason I'm out

>>70007110
The state of this post. I'd love to have seen the state of your face as you typed this. I wonder if there was panic or conviction in your eyes. Probably the former, going by all that projecting.

wish i was a girl desu, life would be a lot easier

WAY too nervous to go straight into fucking an escort when I've never even kissed a girl before. Need some cuddle/kissing sessions first.

>>70007211
FONT

Circ de cucklie

>>70007235
Girls have such dreary empty lives

>>70007188
Keep digging.

>>70007169
all your posts are shit

>>70007239
You're not thinkin about paying for cuddling...right lad?

listening to music I liked when I was 17 and it's all shit

>>70007239
Me too, any volunteers?

why do people care what the author of harry potter has to say about politics

>>70007232
"i-i just HATE my penis.... when i see it in the mirror it makes me feel SICK... at least I dont see it too often any more. god, I hope I don't have to go outside today :((("

Lads, am I in the wrong?

two blokes have been off work on holiday for the past two weeks (One in Canada, one in Vietnam). I'm been covering for them and got called into the boss's office today asking me how I'm doing 16 hours of work in an 8 hour day, everyday. They're in for a bollocking then they're back on wednesday.

>>70007239
just save up 6 grand and have two hugging sessions first

*does a contemporary dance*

>>70007239
all your posts are shit

>>70007307
I pay a escort to cuddle me and watch films. Feels nice.

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>>70007235

that depends

>>70007235
>tfw born a lower-middle class autistic ugly man
>tfw not born a middle-middle class 7-8/10 sociable girl

>>70007335
sounds like your boss twigged anyway, nothing you could do

>>70007335
do you normally fuck around for half the day

>>70007335
what did you say

>>70007330
Why do people care what an actress in a kids franchise has to say about politics

Because they're thick and need to be told how to think

>>70007335
al your posts are shit

>>70007335
Would have been a good opportunity to ask for a raise

>>70007307

I think it's a bit wiser than me booking an escort, paying her, then having a panic attack and running away, traumatising me so much I'll never be able to try again

>>70007359
>>70007239
So this is the power of the white race

going to bed, anyone want owt?

>>70007402
all your posts are shit

>>70007379
I said "Lads, am I in the wrong?

two blokes have been off work on holiday for the past two weeks (One in Canada, one in Vietnam). I'm been covering for them and got called into the boss's office today asking me how I'm doing 16 hours of work in an 8 hour day, everyday. They're in for a bollocking then they're back on wednesday."

any computer nerds on? my computer keeps shutting off randomly while playing games, even turned off once while my dad was playing a facebook casino game which isn't graphically intense at all

google is making me think its the power supply, i don't think its overheating and it isn't that dusty inside, although the temperature of something inside my computer got to 107C while i tried to run a game for about 3-5 minutes, d-dont know if thats a normal temperature or not.

sometimes when i turn it off i hear a high pitch squealing noise that lasts forever until i turn the computer on then off. thinking this might just be a faulty power supply 2bh, its a 400w, maybe i need more juice

>>70007335
are you just temping with the company to cover them or are you actually doing 24 hours of work in an 8 hour day?

>>70007391
now THIS is a lad that's going places

>>70007402
Why not just tell her the truth and ask her to take it slow

>>70007419
Could do with a cheeky shotgun blast to the ol' forehead while I'm asleep xx

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

>>70007419
I want the pozz cuckold

so send your dad over

>>70007335
What could you possibly be in the wrong for?

the northern powermouse

>>70003779
>>70003779
>>70003779

New client, mid 60's nice car, nice clothes smelt lovely. booked for an hour, made him a coffee as it was cold and wet outside, lots of kissing and cuddling but he couldn't maintain an erection due to having had a prostate operation but we had a lovely time, RO and OWO to finish.

After cleaning up we had a chat and a kiss and a hug so all in all a lovely booking.

>>70007476
mine were never born

>>70007413
Me being a total fuck up has nothing to do with being white (unless you count my irish heritage)

>>70007455
what is somebody from the Ivory coast doing in /brit/?
And why are they posting pictures for ants?

>>70007447
sorry didnt catch that

>>70007495
>that middlesborough autism
Jesus Christ someone calm him down.

>>70007453
If the cooling unit is broken or dying it could lead to overheating and the computer shutting itself down before it breaks down

>>70007334
State of the leftist mind.

>>70007462
we work 8 hour shifts but the other two have only done 4 hours worth of work each then fucking about

>>70007468

It will be quite obvious I'm a virgin so there's no point hiding it, but even if she takes it slow it's a huge challenge for me to be intimate with someone when I'm this mentally fucked

>>70007453
Bowl of rice overnight

>>70007161
It's friends with benefits, not an "open relationship" or whatever you call it. Besides, I've got a few other girls I might be fucking soon anyway.

>>70007149
Well obviously she may be lying but she said she doesn't use tinder much anymore and she's only met one other guy from there. Plus we do have a lot in common, so I doubt she's found loads of guys like me. But even if I'm wrong, I'll be fucking other girls anyway

>>70007546
>>70007565
FONT

>>70007529
Boro paedo detected

>>70007565
lmao mate

give your head a shake

>>70007494
I've proper exposed them, should have realised but now I look like a grass

>>70007013
>>70007026
Dont insult my brethren, filthy white man

>>70007538
BIG
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"I like to pump all these hormones into me through my food.... quick someone pass me my adderall before I cry myself to death"

quite bored with my sick day already

/brit/ new noncery

>>70003779
>>70003779
>>70003779

>>70007710
someone make a proper /brit/

>>70007710
piss off

>>70007685
State.

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