/brit/

just got caught by my dad saying nigger

>>69966215
aids

reminder that wheelups over rhythm and gash don't count

Reach out in your community. Reach out to your friends, your loved ones. The next time you hear something, or think "Are they okay?", don't internalize, act. You could be the one light in their life today, a day that by all other accounts might be unremarkable, save for what might take place. It is heartening at least to see there is some support here, some respect for the family through what is and will continue to be a very dark hour.

I would also like to relate that for me, personally, in my dark hours, I will remember this girl. I have attempted suicide more than twice. I have extremely dark days, still, and probably will throughout my life. That fateful day, the last time, my belt broke. There was noone to help me, to hear me, to talk to. I wish her rope had broken and she could have just a few more hours to see the world does have some light in it, if only we can look for it. Thank you Katelyn, for helping me keep my perspective. The world will miss you.

we should nuke wogistan

Reported to INTERPOL.

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Gf just sent me this

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1484293098378.webm

holy shit did you see that fucking sand nigger muhdicking that aussie girl last thread
fucking shitskin sand nigger gettin his lips moist

personally think rhythm n gash is a shit instrumental

>>69966236
shut up blud
i'd bodybag you with a quick 32bar no long ting

*puts headphones in*

Ah yes, now I'm immune from partaking in any social interaction.

business idea: automate the entire tube network and tell the unions to fuck off

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gf sent me this from her holiday in Spain
looks like she's enjoying herself x

>>69966263
They went to shit after Antics

My straight flat mate keeps using my bum as a masturbation tool

have too many tabs open lads

browser looks like it's a toblerone haha

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>>69966176
>be algerian shitskin
>move to Thailand
>fuck a child
>get aids
HOWLING

>>69966215
>australian
Lad that's obviously a Thai, probably another prossie

>>69966294
had a giggle

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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jan/12/toblerone-maker-mondolez-hike-price-cadbury-bars-freddo

JUST

>>69966294
I don't get it

>>69966308
edgy contrarian opinion
still sounds as good as the first time i heard it in 2007

>>69966323
me in the back

>>69966358
>eating literal poison

fuck off yank

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>be American
>get shot
>get AIDS from a blood transfusion
>Hospital charges $500,000 for the time

>>69966284
saving all of these lad

I know one of you lads did this

>>>/pol/107248680

Don't think you'll get many replies

Who do you actually vote for

>>69966370
>first time installing a bog
>happy with it
>realise he's installed it in a way that you can't close the door

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>>69966338
what a fucking retard

>>69966370
me neither. im under the impression that everyone who says its hilarious is all in on some joke

>>69966370
he cannae close the fucken door

>>69966354
WRONG
>shortclipofdjtsayingit.gif

>>69966338
heuling

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>>69966338
my guy's hairline starts at his neck

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>Birthday January 15, 1992
it is her birthday today
everybody please wish her a happy birthday

>>69966442
>same height as the girl you're kissing
howling what a manlet you must be

>>69966416
Man of the match

>>69966416
first election was the eu one
been voting ukip since then because i wanted out the eu, but now i'll probably change because ukip is ded

>>69966338
thought he be better looking

>>69966431
>>69966421
still don't see it

its a man fumbling around with a flat surface in some stupid foreign language

>>69966471
happy birthday, my dear wife. i love you

debating doing some sex tourism
i'm unironically 6'6 what would happen if i went to SEA

>>69966442
Mate she hasn't got a nose, her eyes are barely recessed and are quite obviously slanted

She's Thai or some other asian

>>69966416
Lib Dem twice and Remain.

GibiASMR gf when?

>>69966521
might post this on /r/asianmasculinity

liam sheldon your teeth look blacker than me

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>>69965905
dont actually know anything about prostituion laws 2bh but im guessing they count escorting and its just brothels/streetwalking thats illegal

>>69966294
I legitimately thought they were speaking Russian until the end

>>69966521
you'll still be lanky and ugly

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>My son was diagnosed with stage 4 rhabdomyosarcoma. His cancer treatment so far has included 7 different chemotherapy drugs, 25 days of radiation, 3 surgeries, Cat scans, Pet scans, MRI. If either the lifetime maximum or pre-existing conditions provisions are removed from law then my son, at the wise old age of 4, will no longer be eligible for healthcare at all much less affordable healthcare. I do think that there is plenty wrong with the ACA. I hope those against the ACA never find themselves where my family has found ourselves. Without those provisions we would have run out of coverage already potentially ending my sons treatment and probably his life. I think as long as profits are the primary concern for insurance companies, healthcare providers, and pharmaceutical manufacturers, we will never move beyond our current crisis in healthcare.

AH YES, AMERICA

>>69966525
why are you trying to convince this wanker she's an asian? she looks like an HIV riddled farang whore

>>69966480
>playing jewfa

>>69966493
keep voting ukip nearly at %20 pop vote

>>69966547
fuck off clegg

>>69966584
i know
wasn't the question though you bitter manlet

my mental health is NOT good

>>69966503
He was supposed to shut the door before installing the toilet. And they're Irish.

Easy fix though, just take the door off the hinges and put it back.

>>69966603
Wasn't trying to convince him you dunce

>>69966431
>cannae
He's from Ulster.

>>69966574
this is old because prostitution is legal here (in Ontario)

>>69966560
Whats that sub about

AH FAR FACKS SAEKE

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>>69966547
nick

>>69966592
they spend more capita than us haha, fucking cucks

>>69966625
>manlet
ha ha got me there

>>69966525
She's australian mate. I don't know what's the exact background of the exiled prisoners she decended from but she looks like a regular australian and Not thai at all (don't want to post actual picture but it's easy to see that she's not asian from pic of kissing)

Is it racemixing if i fucked an american

>>69966592
>tfw brother could possibly go blind unless they replace the ACA with something quickly
Ah yes, Trump.

>tfw to short too do sex tourism and look like a white God

>>69966668
Asian men getting pissed off at whiteys taking their women among other things

>>69966574
wtf i love pei now!

>>69966338
Did this really happen?

>>69966698
I do miss him. Probably my favourite politician in recent memory.

>>69966668
bunch of low test asian lads hating on white men for travelling around/getting jobs/fucking girls in asia

>>69966521
The same if you're 5'6. You'll constantly get approached by prozzies that you think are just genuinely interested in you, until they ask you how long you want.

You won't meet normal girls in SEA, they wont be around the tourist spots. Japan is your best bet, if you went to the uni bars that are known for having white people

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ah yes
yet another 8 hour shift today

>>69966718
I doubt they'll repeal it without A. a transitional model and B. a replacement

>>69966666
kek wills the lesbian

>>69966521
I see a lot of giant western tourists with tiny old prosties that look like shit. If you dont have game in your country you won't do much better here. You'll get laid sure but the state of your Gfs tbqh

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CRYING

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watching the 40 year old virgin

pretty depressing

might go to a US shooting range and kill myself

i'm paranoid though, i've watched budd dwyer kill himself by pointing the gun in his mouth but i'm scared i might just blow my nose and eyes out and live

>you need game to get a prostitute
This lad is king of runts yet somehow believes he's a Chad
How does he do it

>>69966718
shouldent be poor then tbqh

>>69966778
I really hope not but it's not looking positive at the moment

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>>69966471
Happy birthday Mio

1 year older than me now haha

when someone straight up asks you if you're taking drugs when you wake up at 7.30pm what do you say without admitting it

Blood orange

Hahahahaha, number of girls that don't want kids within fifty miles of me. 4. Number of girls that said this because they already have them. 4.

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>>69966816
sister called me a future 40yo virgin a few months ago

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work tomorrow

>>69966821
You're suppose to aim it to the back of your throat, the goal is to obliterate your brain stem. Quickest way to guarantee death and supposedly painless

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>be American
>pay $300 dollars a month for health insurance
>get sick
>'sorry sir if you read the fine print the insurance doesn't cover the illness you have'

>>69966833
there's no way they could leave it wild west style whilst they draw something else up, unless they just repeal it and go back to the old system until they replace it

>>69966830
My family owns 2.5m in real estate. My parents make more than $175k a year. Not poor by any means. My brother just doesn't have a job that gives him insurance.

>>69966471
Wonder what she'd be doing at 25. Probably graduated uni, probably having her first kid.

I realised the other day I'm older than a lot of anime characters, I'm also older than the 'old' characters in 90s anime were.

Shit.

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>>69966873
mum said that she put me down for a +1 at my brothers wedding and that that was my goal by the end of the year

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>>69966890
tfw nothing to look forward to except the sweet release of death

it can't come soon enough

>>69966924
>needing your job to provide your insurance
Ah yes, this so-called "land of the free" I've heard so much about.
Bunch of corporate slaves if you ask me

Why the fuck is prostitution illegal

>>69966915
>unless they just repeal it and go back to the old system until they replace it
Which is what I'm afraid of

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>>69966825
>thailand, prostitutes lady boys haha
>not a fantastic country with a rich culture and lovely people
>Ah yes he forgot about all the pics of me shagging women in various European counteies this summer and the fact that I've probably banged more australian girls (3) than him despite never having set foor in his 'country'

>>69966810
if I was a girl and some dork sent me memes on tinder I'd meet him just to publicly humiliate him then leave.

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>be American
>get cancer
>spend my life's savings and then some curing it
>get better
>decide not to make the same mistake again and get insurance
>can't get insurance because my cancer is a "pre-existing condition"


would probably laugh if it wasn't so tragic

>>69966966
its not here :^)

>>69966933
i cant enjoy anime anymore because i cant relate to those fucking 15-19 year old kids

>>69966924
So your family just hates your brother and refuses to pay for his life habilitating surgery

>>69966966
Sex is an in demand resource and like any commodity it is in the best interests of the seller to keep it scarce

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Wakefield

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i have like 3 t shirts, 2 hoodies, 2 pairs of jeans, and 2 pairs of casual shoes both of which are falling apart

still cant be fucked buying more clothes hahaaha

>>69966982
>heres a pic of mentally deranged girls with light blue hair

ah yes great judge of character.

>>69966982
>h-hey Brucette can you give me a kiss on the cheek?
>what? fack off ya dago I'm wiv me boyfriend
>p-please, I'll pay you
>alri fine if it'll get ya ta fack off *kiss* why ya takin a phota ya fackin creep, an what's that wart on ya neck?

>>69967004
I'm too far removed from school age to relate to it anymore. Very sad.

ecce homo homo

>>69966938
shes the one doing the /gf2017/ gimmick

>>69966982
oh no no no no

look at the top of his head

>>69967057
>girls
The one with the glasses is clearly a bloke, if I had to guess I'd say her boyfriend, they got drunk and he got a cheeky pic.

I've noticed that yanks on int get nowhere near as triggered as the ones on pol

>>69967002
Yeah but we had to vote Trump in because muh feelings and traditional values and junk :^)

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Colchester

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>>69966358
>pleb Dairy Milk
>not patrician Galaxy

>>69967014
It's not surgery it's a chronic illness

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>>69967081
Ah yes I don't have this in my bed as we speak

magnificat lads

>>69966938
at least she thinks there's hope for you i guess?

Still howling that America elected a meme president who argues with random people on twitter every day

>>69966982
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>>69967123
haha are you a... KEK!? Y-YOU ARE AREN'T YOU HAHA? A KEK... YOU'RE A KEK! KEK! KEK! KEK! HAHA


feel sorry for you mate, only 4 years eh

lads imagine being a shitskin, thinking prostitutes actually care about you, having a massive five head and on top of all that having aids, all the while claiming to be a hyper chad

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>69966982
look at his lips

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Woah... This Is Deep
Subscribe If You Agree

>>69966982
wait till you see his... uhuhuhuhuu

>>69967158
>13:12
>It's just a Thai ladyboy prozzie anyway
Lmao

healthcare is a basic human right

>>69967158
well you don't seeing as that video is from the 7th and today is the 15th

dozy twat

>>69967197
brain in overdrive

>>69967165
I know right Trumo wont even recognize im a gender queer bird

>>69967245
'no'

some lives are more valuable than others. dont care if a poor crackhead black guy needs surgery

>>69967238
Think the bigger give away is the 07/01/2017 lad. He's just baiting for (You)s

>the creepy algerian films his victims in his bed for the boys on /brit/

turbochad

>>69967004
That doesn't stop me from enjoying it desu

>Realizes that he is talking about girls to suicidal virgins born in 1997
>downloads a website blocker and adds boards.4chan.org to the list

what? is the algerian a nonce or something then?

>be american
>get your foreskin eaten by jews

just moved to the states lads

what should i do with this flag? i feel like the potential for bants is fairly high now that people think i'm a pard

Please take back New England I promise we won't throw our tea in the water. I'll drink it like a good boy.

>>69966964
Not even that, but not all employers give medical benefits. And he has a decent job.

>gets bantered out the thread

crease

was reading brave new world and the girl next to me on the train was reading some trashy mag called Take a Break, the absolute STATE of women, calcified drones all of them

>>69967129
need to spice this gimmick up with some midlands areas

>>69967334
fucks child prossies and takes them for a meal afterwords

>>69967247
Just the date on my phone not being on point

>>69967384
dirty cunt i knew something was up with him

latin is such a beautiful language
it should be forced to learn in schools instead of shite like spanish or german

>>69967366
ok thanks. i always like feedback

>meet prostitute abroad
>she works during the day (freelance) and we meet up at night
>get to take her out to meals (she doesn't charge me because she loves me so much, I'm not a John)
>she's still a child so meals are really cheap (she orders off the kids menu)

life is sweet for an Algerian in Thailand

>>69967245

rights don't exist

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>was reading brave new world and the girl next to me on the train was reading some trashy mag called Take a Break, the absolute STATE of women, calcified drones all of them

>Work in 12 hours

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

>>69967395
haven't been getting many (You)s and you probably won't but it's a funny gimmick to scroll past

>>69967407
they do in a society

>>69967158
I don't know what's worse. A man pretending to have had sex with a particular woman or a man that shares a screenshot of a video he took of a naked woman while she was sleeping, to prove something to strangers on the internet.
There's something wrong here.

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>>69967406
>she orders off the kids menu

>>69967433
i only want to get one every once in a while. its less (You) bait, more of an oddity

>>69967245
faxe my homie

philmo fuck off to bed you sad virgin cunt

>>69967447
The former

Mate said I've got one year to lose my virginity or he will take me abroad to bang a prostitute. I don't want that at all. Would you do it?

Algerian is objectively the best poster here and an alpha male

>>69967393
>his school didn't have elective Latin courses

Haha too much bantz hehehe I can't take them lads. Will go to sleep. G'night

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WE ALL THOUGHT THAT MILL B'S DEAD
STUPID BITCH SENT FOR ME AGAIN
I'LL SEND BACK AND I'LL SEND BACK
GOT MERKED LAST TIME YEAH BITCH YOU MAD

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>watching black pigeon speaks

this guy cracks me up haha

>>69967508
why abroad?

>go clubbing
>get laid

really not that hard desu

was sat there minding my own business reading beaver towers on the train and i saw some birds looking at me and giggling, fucking whores

>>69967173
howling

>>69967552
>laid

FOY

>>69967532
but I did latin and ancient greek
sadly german was FORCED while latin and greek was optional

>>69967508
just shag a bird then you freak
>>69967548
cheaper
excuse to go on holiday
funnier

>>69967526
only anglos are the best alpha male

Just watched NOTmom porn for the first time

Didnt really do much for me

whys it so popular?

>>69967548
Dunno, maybe he wants to get something out of it too.

>>69967552
I'm not knobbing some leathery bint behind a dirty night club.

>>69967593
I'm not going to chuck it away. He seems more bothered by it than I do.

im okay
feeling good
why do i
swim in blood

>>69967484
what'd i do ?

>>69967164
nah she thinks I'm gay

she comes from a time when it was much easier to get a gf

>>69967593
when ur with a girl that doesn't speak your language at least you can say anything to her and she won't say anything
really nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GANBtOFDPFw

I WAS IN STOCKPORT
ZOOMED UP THE M6 LIKE A CONCORD
*DJ WHEELS THE TING FURIOUSLY*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOreXYSyutY

>>69967585
>t beta mong

Have come to realise a lot of the amateur ""porn stars"" on the 'dit are really vile desu

>>69967328

Actually I'm a suicidal virgin born in 1988

I might stream it, haven't decided. I kind of want to make my death look like an accident, open verdict from the coroner would give my family some plausible deniability, it might soften the blow for them, so streaming it might be unfair on them.

I have a history of drug abuse so me dying from an overdose wouldn't be unexpected, but that's another thing, I am quite confident I can put together a truly lethal cocktail of drugs but it's still not as reliable as hanging, I really cannot survive with brain damage or something, that would be hell indeed.

>tfw could literally walk into any company within my industry

good feel really

>>69967653
do you ever sleep
you're always here
wash your nob for fucks sake

>>69967639
dont choose one then

>>69967695
do it in a warm tub and slip in and drown

Theory: Algerian shitposting is an elaborate alibi to hide his noncery from INTERPOL

>>69967719
yeah heard maccies gives employee benefits at any location

>>69967720
yeah i sleep usually from now til lunchish

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>>69967695
>not escaping into the world of anime

>>69967752

That's precisely the plan, I have posted it before

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>tfw eccentric people are only sympathic when they're self confident, positive and good looking
>tfw you're ugly and depressed and therefore severly limited in living out any eccentricity, or else you'll only be known as "that annoying guy who's too full of himself to simply do things the way everyone else is doing them"

>>69967785
off you fuck then

prêt à manger ?

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If i were attractive, how many tinder matches should i expect to receive per week? (I literally swipe yes on every girls

Currently on 2 a week

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>>69967774
>maccies

>>69967695
Actually feel bad for you lad. 90% of your problems would get solved if you simpky start lifting. That's it. Lift relgiously for a year and if your life hasn't dramatically improved in all areas kill yourself in a year. You have nothing to lose.

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most trump supporters don't really care that he's likely going to be a terrible president

they only voted for him out of spite, in reaction to an incredible, mind-bogglingly huge wave of nauseating self-righteousness from the left

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>>69967793
>going out in a bath on opiates

>>69967835
nice reddit froh

>>69967774
rah

Currently pouring bleach on the poo to try and dissolve it so it'll flush. Not working so well

>>69967774
>maccies
is that what yanks say too or are you just doing 'le yank using british slang' gimmick?
>>69967835
fuck off desert yank

>>69967858
post algerian body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQA7Bu2zm0

>>69967885
we call it maccas here

maccies is an abomination

give me a number from 1-10 and i will swipe to it on tinder and post

agree with the 'start lifting and your life will improve' meme

can't be fucking arsed though so just gonna stay in this autistic cycle

>>69967885
It's maccas lad, maccies sounds like something a 5 year old would call it though I guess the same goes with a lot of your food. Mushy peas is a favourite

>>69967860
pretty sad for a country in the final duel to have a massive amount of voters voting for some literal who just because they want to see "liberal tears" or because the other candidate is just too shit
shows the state of american politics

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>>69967909
I let myself go à little lately though

>>69967813
not yet
why do you even care

>>69967885
how fucking new can you be

>>69967858

Lifted for a couple of years. Deadlifted 185kg weighing 75kg before I hurt my hip. Never helped my depression at all, I stopped entirely a few months ago, too depressed now.

very patronising and worthless advice.

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>Goeth's granddaughter

poetic justice.

>>69967935
what if you get no matches

>>69967925
>>69967957
FODY
>>69967977
you're fun to bully
>>69967979
first day today
hello

>>69967860
>they only voted for him out of spite, in reaction to an incredible, mind-bogglingly huge wave of nauseating self-righteousness from the left
no they didn't lmao

they voted for him because they're dumb cunts who think that trump's actually going to build a wall

>>69967972
not bad. do shoulders more

>>69967984
Alri m8 sorry I don't know what to tell you then

>>69968005
i dont look like a yank

>>69967950

It might help if you're just a lazy cunt who needs a kick up the arse and some positive routine in your life, but it will not save you from being suicidal

>>69967997
good lord she's hideous

>>69968010
no one deep down expects him to actually build the wall

is the phimosis aussie the fashion blogger?

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>>69967997
>When Płaszów survivor Mila Pfefferberg was introduced to Fiennes on the set of the film, she began to shake uncontrollably, as Fiennes, costumed in full SS dress uniform, reminded her of the real Amon Göth.

Fiennes really does make a very convincing nazi

>>69968043
just install clover you fucking mong

>>69968053
go on go for ten

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>Reebok is a subsidiary of adidas

how is phimosis real just pull your foreskin down lmao

>>69968087
no
the fashion blogger is turtlemong

What do you want for dinner x

>tfw not autistic enough to develop a personality

>>69967881
just man up and grab it mate

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First tinder match

do people get a sexual thrill from peeing into pissbottles?

phimosis is a very real disability

>>69968147
haha r-right i totally know what you guys are talking about

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accidentally rubbed a bit of poo into my eye lads

is it going to get infected?

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stop voting for the tories

>>69968188
i didn't even develop one i just have phimosis

>>69968234
You are going to look like a hunchback with an enlarged monster shiteye

EIN ZWEI IYA HOI

>>69968193
I've already compressed it with the brush, there's nothing to grab mate more like a wall to punch through

La La Land is fucking brilliant

Picture in your mind how white you think London is

Then remember that America as a nation is exactly the same level

Blows my mind

>>69968090
i once saw fiennes used as an example as to why germans are whiter and more attractive than brits, apparently unaware that fiennes is british

>>69968294
did u try stretching

you simply cannot consider yourself a British person unless you own a second-hand Mini Cooper

imagine facebook living your suicide when you've got 1000 friends

imagine you're just hanging there swinging for HOURS and everyone sees it, and it's well lit and HD so they can see your purple face, that you've shit and pissed yourself, bitten your tongue off etc

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>>69968203
>no matches
>you have run out of likes

Do yanks have foreskins or did the jews take theirs

>>69968203
Ask her how planes work

>>69968313
About 70% then?

>>69968353
Post your pic i can see whats wrong

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very upset that Daisy will never have babies

>>69968348
people also cum when they hang themselves right?

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>>69968390

>>69968339
womans car

>>69968348
someone i hardly know started posting pictures of himself cutting and bleeding everywhere on facebook once

reported them as self harm as i wanted facebook to try get an ambulance round there as i didn't know his address and it was like 5am, the response i got was "this doesn't violate our guidelines"

pissed me off a bit

>>69968234
haha pooeye

>>69968354

the jew doctors literally sell the foreskins to the cosmetics industry

women use make up made from their own sons ground up foreskins

i am not joking

>>69968335
not really, but at this point it barely moves when i try to pull on it

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>>69968408

>>69968235
no

>>69968434

i don't know about that, but they do get an erection after death

Bloody tories eh
*scoffs*
Whose round is it then?

PICK ME UP PICK ME UP

JUMP ON ME JUMP ON ME

business idea: send for someone in grime beef over a kylie minogue song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jFYwiOW-ZI

>>69968540
doubt.png

>>69968540
quite sure I've read that somewhere
that's why there was so many people who attended hanging executions back then, because there was guaranteed entertainment

>>69968501
what about a surgery?

>>69968478
brb going to use this to bait yanks on pol

life's going a bit wrong

>>69968639
it isn't bait, you can look it up. it is pretty well known here that they are used in cosmetic products

doing drivebys hittin no one
bruh thats a waste

>>>/pol/107253101

>>69968649
how so

Do people who have OCD recognise they have it or is it a sort of "Insane people don't know they're insane" situation

>>69968716
yanks get triggered as fuck on pol

>>69968740
they are aware of it but can't prevent it

>>69968632
im not independent and i don't want to have to deal with the family knowing ive got a fucked up cock

>>69968649
I just ordered some ramen
Should be here in <1 hour

>spend all week wageslaving
>weekend comes
>dick about online
>do the washing
>watch MotD
>maybe eat a fry up
>bored out my nut
>back to wageslavery

ah yes, only 45 more years to go

might do a 'cide

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>there are currently more latinos in America than any South American country

WEW

>>69968729
what the actual fuck is going on in this image?

>>69968889
homicide?

>>69968285
>I dont know anything about politics but here is my political opinion

ah yes "the masses"

Thailad you gay nigger the custom CSS hides the captcha window

>>69968891
>land borders
Not a fan

>>69968860
>i don't want to have to deal with the family knowing ive got a fucked up cock
oh my daaaaaayyyssss
your parents are going to bully you if they learn about your bellend? wanker loooooooolll
people like you deserve their mischieves. limp wristed benders

>>69968740
I have OCD
You know you have it and you really can't stop it

OCD also has different variations. Its not just the meme 'this candle has to be in line with the other candles' meme shite

>>69968897
some very dark things

>>69968891
Is Brazil not considered Latino?

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>>69968891
>tfw half Latino

>>69968949
creasing

>>69968987
you have to go back only cubans can stay

>>69968430
why's that then

New landabois is alright

>>69968987
WALL

weedman is fucking with my life

had to contact mates to ask them to hook me up with their weedmen and i hate doing that

>>69968959
I know lad. Recently started developing an almost mindless tick where I wash my hands after touching pretty much anything, it's gotten a bit extreme now. Wouldn't class it as OCD but it got me wondering about lads who do have it

enjoyed sargon's pepe the frog video

its weird seeing such crass pepe memes on media other than 4chan

>>69969114
>>69969114
>>69969114

NUUUUU

>>69968234
How does this happen