/brit/

family is re-decorating the living room, i wouldn't mind but it looks like a fucking hospital now

radical centrism

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the gf

plymouth is actually an alright place

Le le le le let’ show em’ how we do this!
Le le le le let’s start the show!
I don’t wanna’ be how everybody else is
I’d much rather be original!

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what do they know?

>>69963831
>reading translated works

haha oh wow

>London should have the cheapest ___ in the UK due to competition

What did he possibly mean by this?

>>69963893
lol fag

>>69963857
its called anxiety

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>work tomorrow

called me da a nigger

>london should have the cheapest gyms in the UK due to competition
howling
how can someone be this thick

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>>69963905

no it's not.

calling my boy soros right now to shut this nonsense down

>>69963893
are you just going through all her videos screencaping random bits

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tfw no giant gf

the reason the UK is in such a dire state is because poortherners got all uppity and suddenly thought they were better than they were and wouldn't work for reduced wages to keep UK mining a competitive industry

really selfish of them Tbh

>>69963939
it's called being a sheltered child who is afraid to face his fears
in before self pitying response

not allowed to make post i want to post

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Who's your favorite philosopher?

>>69963900
I find the entire area surrounding the Severn Estuary and Bristol Channel underrated.

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Doggo is asleep

>>69964007
glad the mines got shut down mining is a grim industry 2bh

watching milo vids

>>69963893
>>69963955
>>69963981
FUCK OFF

>>69963831
the myth of sisyphus is better

>>69964014
>dude lmao just stop being scared

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>it's just a meme

pineal gland status: mummified

>>69963981
literally just matched with a giantess on tinder, she looks spooky af

>>69964021
do it anyway

>>69964024
The Bogdanoff brothers. Their work on the Big Bang theory is yet to be fully understood.

>>69963958
i do that to create a fresh supply of anime reaction images desu

yo where the coke at

>>69964038
rorke

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over 12000 pictures of her holiness

>>69963872
they didnt tell you about the disease you have and they're actually transforming the living room into a quarantined hospital room for you

>>69964014
agreed. so sick of this new trend of being able just hide behind "anxiety" and use that as an excuse to never do ANYTHING of worth.


How can a grown man be this scared of walking into a public place.

>>69964024
hegel

>>69964101
>her

Important: please view

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

why do leftists want to limit the range of acceptable opinion?

>>69963831
>>69963831
>>69963831
is the stranger by albert camus a lot like beavis and butthead? i fucking love beavis and butthead and i heart camus's writing is amazing, might give that book a shot 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM_3PzjEJVY

you hyped?

>>69964134
Really channels your chakras

>>69964024
my dad

>>69964157
easier for us to make progress tbqh

>>69963940
Make sure you work hard lad I fancy a few beers

>London should have the cheapest gyms because of competition

still thinking nice and hard about this

>>69964170
>58 inaugurations
>only 45 presidents

really makes you think

gf just sent me this

finally plucked up the courage to ring the weedman
he didn't answer

doing a fuming

>>69964185
bit fascist

>>69964158
think the joke is that the book is just camus complaining

>>69964170
>4 days and donald trump will literally be the leader of the "free" world

screeching

>>69963900
Portsmouth is better

>>69964024
out of these people? probably bill nye

>>69964025
plymouth isn't anywhere near there you utter cunt

>spent a year in france
>know that the bogdanovs are really just a silly french meme

come on /brit/ you can do better than that

>>69964216
>doing a fuming
or rather not hahahaha

>>69964196
for the assassinated ones?

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>‘They Are Slaughtering Us Like Animals’
>Inside President Rodrigo Duterte’s brutal antidrug campaign in the Philippines, our photojournalist documented 57 homicide victims over 35 days.


http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/07/world/asia/rodrigo-duterte-philippines-drugs-killings.html?_r=1

hmm, why don't they stop doing drugs then

real headscratcher

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Whatya do while browsing britpol lads. PC is getting repaired so i just have a tv and a laptop

>>69964024
marx

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who /road/ here?

>>69964255
That's included in the count of 45. They must be including presidents who were re-elected

>>69964283
fuck off leaf

>>69964134
pineal gland began vibrating so hard I vomited

thank you

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need a jewish gf

>>69964024

ben stiller

>>69964253
*conks you over the head with a large metal object*

>>69964283
me

>>69964263
>britpol
rorke

>>69964185
it's impossible to make progress when acceptable opinions are limited

>>69964246
Come on, England is tiny, it's only a two hour drive from Bristol.

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>>69964251
>silly
>french
>meme

>>69964216
Are you the lad that was trying g to get a hookup over Xmas?

>>69964316
t. neek

will be weird as fuck the first few weeks after Trump becomes prez but probably won't even notice anymore after that

business idea: attach fragments of shaped stone to shafts of wood, use for hunting or fighting rival tribes

>>69964294
do they do a hasty inauguration for pence if trump gets shot or will this one do?

>>69964283
this picture always annoys me
level 1 roadman definitely sells draws

>>69964319
thats a dorsal hump. i have it too

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>American history
John Johnson was a good patriot. He was born in a log cabin, went into the woods and walked all the way to the pacific. On the way he killed many Indians/Mexicans/Buffalo and became senator of Arizona. He defended the right of proud Americans to marry multiple cousins and own slaves but was not respect by his Nation that he loved so much, you should be of respecting him.

the end

>>69964319
>No Man's Sky Collector's Edition
I thought the Jews were smart concerning financial decisions?

kind of noticed that like


i have most of my energy in the late morning/early afternoon and between 7-10 at night and when i fap i often have my best faps and best orgasms at roughly the late morning/early afternoon and between 7-10 at night
roughly 2-7pm is not a good time for me energetically or cumically

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>>69963831
Asked for it on Christmas and mum accidentally got me a hardcover graphic adaption of it instead.

Was going to send it back but 2bh it's got nice aesthetics

>>69964352
same shit u mong

>>69964388
They would probably remove Pence from the area and swear him in on a plane.

lmao that polish lad just wrote an essay in the old thread

>>69964379
probably will when we won't shut up on twitter

restaurants should be cheaper in london because of the competition

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howling

>>69964366
yeah was being extremely autistic that day
did buy a weed in the end though

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Why are we so universally hated on /int/?

>>69964404
post nose

>>69964410
we are

>>69964401
level 1 roadman works the corner for someone else

>>69964406
canadian modern history: redditors, sjws, fags

>>69964463
no one can handle the bants

whats some good shit on netflix

>>69964425
but it says this is his inauguration too so i think they only need to swear in the 3rd in line

at what point do you reckon england stopped being great lads? I would say the abdication crsis probably, maybe a bit before

>>69964448
anyone have this in better quality?

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WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY HELP HER

>>69964406
>Canadian history: 404 not found

>>69964511
1914 or thereabouts

>69964492
Edgy

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what does this mean lads?

>To be honest thank you /Brit/.
>I feel much calmer now and just a few minutes ago I was sweating and nervous as fuck
>You've given me some hope man I'm my eyes are watery and I'm being a little bitch again but thank you
>No other board or general gave a single fuck
I'm already q bit anxious when I think about it but ill fucking make it you know like fuvk you I'll make it
>I'll play ducking archeage like I used to and shitpost on brit and travel to Japan and fucking play paintball with that one lad and listen to the stories of that old man who told me that Internet provider was just ripping us the fuck off because o2 sold out and shit and complain about shit and meet people like that one teacher back in Poland who was British and he was the greatest fucking lad I've ever known and felt more like q true friend than ANYONE
>And I'll learn the anime language and talk to all the Japanese girls and be friends with the qt jap guys but no homo
>Most of all I will feel SAFE and complain about the shitty Internet and be impressed by >Nintendo ads in every GAME and fuck man I will survive
>ill make it for you Brit so you can shitpost about me in the future
>Thank you

HOWLING

>>69964537
HOWLING

>>69964511
it was never great

>>69963831

The Rebel > The Fall > Myth of Sisyphus > The Stranger

haven't read plague yet

>>69964529
saw the video fucking grim

>>69964497
Not Breaking Bad

I know it's shoehorning but fuvk it it's important for me
I thank you once again. I'll go to England and go to a psychologist and I will never be silent about my plans and feelings again
You guys are fucking cool
>>69964275

>>69964557
ah leave him alone

>>69964555
you really shouldn't concern yourself with that pardner

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>canadian history

>>69964606
don't come here

kill yourself instead

>>69964529
>try to help her
>get arrested for noncing

>>69964606
no worries la, have fun in the uk x

>>69964529
Who?

Some Amerilad is making a mess in the thread I made

>>69961575

>>69964606
no worries mate, all the best x

>>69964438

Logical. Do ppl disagree or smth?

>>69964606
you're an interesting lad

cringing so much at the pole

why are you benders being nice to him ree soft cunts

>>69964619
canada was not a country in 1812

"Canadian" history starts in 1867 before that we were non autonomous components of the british empire

>reddit balls

>>69964619
>dad
>uncle

what is this autistic shite

>>69964492
>Canadian history
John A MacJohnson was a very smart man. He trick'd many stupid Indians into selling their land for meth and made a railroad out of chinaman bones. he drank lots of whisky then died. dumb yanks have been annoyed ever since The End.

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Wakefield

>>69964703
You know exactly what it is dad
Stop being so lame!

>>69964606
W-what exactly happened to make you have to leave polan?

Also if you need a job being a taxi driver here isnt hard and doesnt pay badly.Idk if you can do that with your panic attacks though.

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>>69964708
Trump dindu nuffin

>be American
>get clamped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIQ1Kzbq_4U&feature=youtu.be

>>69964703
stop dad!

>>69964679
were not all autists who sperg out at affection like you abused child

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did someone just say balls

DENNAL PLAN

think canada's lack of history is what makes them such terrible posters

the only thing they have to brag about is "you think that's cold? dude i go out in shorts in -30, canada is like SOOO cold, asif you live in a warm country"

>>69964679
he's clearly distressed mate leave it out

he's put me in a good mood

Any last words?

Lads it feels good when the cum comes out, is this normal?

>be black mirror
>make like 4 episodes a year


haha banter

>>69964790
L
O
L

so fucking sick of everyone talking about trump all the fucking time
we get it, you don't like him. We get it, you think he's a racist. We get it, you heard the term "post truth". You know everything. Fucking shut up now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzL5jdMTIW0&feature=youtu.be

Thick retarded low IQ northern chavs
>>69964679

>>69964800
bender

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>>69964805
>be blackedmirror

>>69964752
>immobilizing a car for blocking a sidewalk
not all that bright are they

>>69964800
feels good when it dribbles out my bumhole after a good session with the lads

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how do the British view Poles parasiting on their education system?

>>69964834
i'm fed up of seeing politics everywhere in general, i mean sure it's a pretty important thing but fuck me I can't go anywhere without someone going on about brexit or yankland

>>69964752
>pave roads wide enough to park on both sides and still have traffic going both ways
>clamp not only random people but residents for parking on the street in front of their homes
Americans are absolute madmen. Who the fuck do they think they are to waste space and resources like this?

refuse to believe women can cum

>>69964679
he's clearly a decent lad

keep getting called a northerner on /brit/ but i'm not

think it's because i act like a scumbag

the actual fucking state of Channel 4

https://www.fb.com/Channel4/videos/10154004927312330/

>>69964897
they don't cum like men

they just have an orgasm of sorts that's really more of a sensory/pleasure overload

>>69964880
Dont notice as long as not byldo

>On who would do a better job at managing the
NHS this winter:
>T. May & the Tories: 43%
>J. Corbyn & Labour: 31%

Odd

>>69964752
>Homeowner associations
Gets me creasing every time. Yanks are fucking retards

really do want another daddy issues gf. didn't make enough of the demented sex first time around lads.

>>69964894
i wouldn't mind if people weren't just repeating themselves constantly

>>69964954
its a way for bored busybodies to control everyone

reckon I could heem any of you

>>69964914
She's a nice lady tbf.

>>69964752
Manlets
When will they learn?

>>69964752
>Homeowners Associations
Just sounds like facism at a local level

>>69964850
A Goldeberg Production

>>69964973
this
I hear the exact same rubbish for everyone, most of it is just complete lies anyways.

its strange how apparent the "hive mind" has become recently where everyone just regurgitates the same positions they read online as their own.

>>69964708
Suddenly paranoid now that I died the night of an accident last year and that this is all just some dream.

Pretty absurd when you consider that a reality tv star is now president.

>>69964631

a 12 year old american girl who hanged herself on a livestream a couple of weeks ago. her real dad disowned her, her stepdad beat and sexually abused her, bullied at school, slept in a room with a hole in the room in a dirty rotting trailer in bumfuck nowhere, mum is a retarded redneck who sells drugs and snorts pills all day and tries to pay the bills by begging on kickstarter

>>69964947
mad. I guess corbyn is just seen as generally completely incompetent. I really hope labour elects a hardliner though, i'm sick of neolibs/blairites in both parties. I want the equivalent of a Bernie/Trump election in this country, where people's actual views are represented, not just people choosing whichever party they find least disagreeable

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best day of my life

>>69964947
>ah yes let's judge who isn't in power because of what we've heard from the mainstream media who totally aren't trying to persuade us to have certain ideas of certain things

VAPID BRITISH ELECTORATE

The western notion of free speech is very flawed imo and directed at maintaining the hierarchal structures of white supremacism

>>69964947
How the fuck are people so deluded?

Don't like either party but the tories are pretty much gutting the NHS.

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>>69965008
t. Yanklet

wow that soccer match sure was riveting

*goes back to neitzche book*

>>69964914
This lady needs to be on the morning TV! Instead of a weather or travel updates, she could give a morning pep talk to remind us how wonderful life is and to be good to others. Definitely better than watching Piers Morgan!

>>69965059
That framed photo must be the most Slavic picture ever taken.

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The ending to Assassin's Creed 2 was terrible.

>>69965063
he's been a backbencher for the last 30 years and not done a single constructive thing in that time

>>69965047
Intriguing

Got any links to more info? Preferably not the link to the video

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>>69965089
the strong must be protected from the weak

i thought they liked corbyn because he sticks to his principles

his dealing and attitude towards the whole brexit thing has been a fucking joke

Why are slavs so trashy?

>>69965147
ah yes Theresa May is obviously better just because

>>69965094
>Yanks are slightly taller than Ghurkas
>don't even have 1/50th of the Heemness of a Ghurka

SCRAWNCHING

>>69965121
true, when the ghost lady said "desmond" i lost my 15 year old shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbQfTIl5Drg

AAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>69965047
tragic desu

>>69965186
because she's been a cabinet member

>>69965149
A E S T H E T I C

>>69965192
literally >muh heritage: the videogame

>>69965147
Thought he was pretty involved in opposing the Iraq War?

Not like DC had done anything productive before he became PM 2bh

>>69965156
He doesn't like the EU and was opposed to it as a backbencher though

government does more harm than good

making diner

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>>69965212
ah yes, very impressive credentials

>>69965027
It's like they create their own city within a city with their own rules and regulations you must abide by or face penalties like this, of course you have to be a fee-paying member of it if you move into things like gated communities or even just some apartment block. They're responsible for enforcing the strict uniformity that you see in those "yank suburbs" images because God forbid one house is painted a colour that's too bright
>land of the free

do girls like it when you lick their bumholes?

>>69965247
>He doesn't like the EU and was opposed to it as a backbencher though
that was my point
he doesn't stick to his principles

>>69965212
She was a pretty shite one though

Gaffes (the immigrant billboards) to the downright awful (the Investigatory Powers Act)

And then she fucking carried on with the snoopers charter when she got in as PM fs

>>69965149
cant the strong do that themselves

Someone please stop this guy from sperging out under Old Glory >>69965143

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shrieking

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>fucking knackered but still need to go to the gym and cook food for the next two days tonight

>>69965156
I lost all respect for him when he said that Labour could consider a trident replacement

I think we need to keep nuclear weapons for the foreseeable future, but I still respect that some people don't agree with that

The fact he did a complete u-turns on trident and did two u-turns on the EU shows that he's just like all other politicians

In fact, he's worse because he's an old, white, grammar school educated male but the regressive left think he's a saint

paster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgV9lGzNHSI

mc smally ain't dead

>>69965280
Home Secretary is still a huge deal

>>69965148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6-t_HVZR6U

http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/katelyn-nicole-davis-suicide-facebook-live-video/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-tg0M6r04

think i might have gotten a serious fever lasd

The fact that Jeremy Hunt is still the secretary of state for health is an absolute testament to the tories ineptitude

>>69965302
that's the point

>>69965361
post fucking machines

>>69965323
SCREAMING

fish filits chips and pes

i do weights me

*makes incredibly profound statement*

>>69965401
>Irish
>profound statement

Go back to Tyrone.

mush pes

>>69965387
do you say fill et or fill ay

The fact that the tories won a majority is embarrassing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11897382/Jeremy-Corbyns-five-U-turns-in-his-first-two-weeks-as-Labour-leader.html

Ah yes, Labour.

>>69965433
labour weren't (and aren't) in any fit state to challenge them, especially not with DC at the helm

>>69965428
You fill-ay a fish, the end product is a fill-et

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>>69965420
>tyrone
>irish

>>69965314
don't think he realises that the USSR was jewish lol

>>69965330
Agree with literally everything in this post.
Good lad.

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the post-uni life

fozen pes

>>69965469
stop regurgitating what the media have infested your brain with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4U7V8Rs6rc

doing it big like zuu

want to get naked with a girl and suck her breasts and fondle her bum and insert my fingers into her vagina

>>69965472
well la dee da, look at mister culinary over here

>>69965496
Would quite like to buy the gamecube 2bh

>>69965500
are you mental mate lmao

>>69965323
>181
>average
This makes me look like a feminine cuteboi with my 175 in comparison. If only I weren't so old and hairy. ;_;

can someone quote me just quickly, need to test something

>>69965459
howling

I don't drink
I don't eat pork
I am a Muslim

Praise Allah

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>>69965475
Tyrone Count, Ireland

What did you think I meant, racist?

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>>69965496
life only gets better they said

>>69965500
so instead of providing arguments against his point of view, you just say it's the media

lol

Done a massive poo and the toilet isn't even attempting to push it down when I flush. Concerned that it'll just be here forever now. Part of the furniture

>>69965503
more like fire in the zuuth haha x

>>69965554
nah

THE MEINTRIEM MEDIR

>>69965566
rasheed

Don't quote @69965554, will get virus.

Accidentally done it lads. I've paid for Match.com.

New depths.

>>69965584
It is though

>>69965590
haha nice one pal x

what does a guys arsehole feel like?

>>69965586
Bri-ish engineering.

Hmm.. yes.. /r/australia are circlejerking over muh kewl female criminals who were smarterer than men
Wonderful

>>69965621
mad ting

>>69965631
it really isn't
can you provide points as to how Labour with Corbyn as their head can challenge the Tories?

>>69965586
Decided I will add further poo to it in order to block the toilet and force it to work. Wish me luck lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ihMsaIjVw&feature=youtu.be&t=781

me

>middle of countryside
>see graffiti

how/why is this even possible?

>>69965573
county tyrone is in NORTHERN ireland you stupid plastic paddie yank cunt

fuck off

Why are men such violent and awful pigs?

We hate on immigrants for causing all the crime, but why dont we hate on men for causing a massive amount of the rape and murder in the world

armand van helden desu

>>69965566
>i don't drink
ummm that's impossible sweety all mammals must drink water xx

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FIIIIIGHT AND WIIIIIIN

>>69965661
>female criminals

this doesn't exist, if women need money quickly they can just do prostitution

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

>>69965653
On the outside it all depends into how much care is being put into keeping it hairless and soft and feminine. On the inside I'm pretty sure it doesn't depend on the sex of the person.

i blew up from my pain dat's a mad ting
but my mums in the grave dat's a sad ting

>>69965698
I don't hate immigrants because they commit crime, I hate immigrants because they're smelly and different.

>>69965697
I'm an asshat

>>69965679
we're actually gonna spend money on the NHS, and the railways, and utilities, and not spend it on murder in far away lands because they aren't worth our time

>>69965679
Yes I could, but that'd a while for me to write up a length essay and after that you'll just go "SHAN'T" in response

my cv is actually sick

Modern dance is so pretentious

>>69965744
why are you posting this in /brit/

>69965742
Hmm... really.. really gets the old.. the old brain working... quite fast, working... working quite fast...

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my CV is nothing but lies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGMCSCFoKA

>>69965806
why does anyone post anything in /brit/

>>69965691
chavs find a way

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the gf

>>69965742
which is a crime

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*dabs into another 20 years of Tory rule*

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ECONOMICS TEST TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T REVISED ANYTHING AND I SKIPPED SOME OF THE LESSONS IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS IM FUCKED

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THIS DOES NOT SLIP

>>69965768
He'll give it all to the 'gees

What would you do if you owed someone $350 and they died?

do not rate reloads Tbh lads

>>69965853
scraunching

>>69965842
only in meme countries like yours

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>>69965825
qt desu

>>69965890
oddly specific

>>69965890
Laugh, you just got free money

>>69965890

Donate 350 to charity. Anything else would be the actions of a vile earthworm.

>>69965899
t. stormzy era
some djs give reloads too easy though

>>69965825
>tfw you will never have a gf this young and pure but with a penis

VOTE LABOUR
VOTE FOR FREEDOM
VOTE FOR PROSPERITY

SAY NO TO TORYS

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>its a crime to buy sex but not to sell it

getting reloads on stage? no you ain't

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>>69965947

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Lads I went on a date with an australian hippie chivk who had this mark on her neck. Made me think of Tom Hanks and Philadelphia and I kind of freaked ou ngl. Didn't want to shag altjough she kept pulling my Dick out in thé taxi. Is this an aids mark?

>>69965856
it's OK mate
go over the powerpoints that your lecturer uploaded and the mock test that they also uploaded on the last day of term

you should be fine

t. had his Multi-National Enterprises and Cross-Cultural Management test on Thursday

>>69965977
alri thailad

>>69965977
Not familiar with how AIDS progresses in children t.b.h

>>69965949
yeah but corbyn doesn't sing the bloody national anthem!

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>>69965323
INCREDIBLE SHRINKING YANKS

Algerian is very fond of this "she wanted me right there, right then in the taxi but I said no" gimmick, think he needs to spice his stories up if he wants a single person to believe a word he says

>>69965944
fuck off pal, im from the 07 era, do one

that's what I'm on about, radio 1 hands them out like they're going out of fashion

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA PROUD AGAIN
AND WE
ARE GOING
TO MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN!

let's talk about wheelups
and why that was a reload
them man they get wheelups
ITS CUZ OF THE BEAT THOUGH

All russians are vile earthworms

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How times change

>>69965940
I gave $200 to her memorial but I still feel guilty

>>69966038
FARAGE IS A BIGOT AND MEAN PERSON VOTE CORBYN FOR THE PROSPERITY

>>69966082
i miss when this place wasn't so cynical

>>69966055
Don't care

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Mind the gap

>>69965970
wish we had that law here

>>69965323
Are you guys serious? I'd rather have a shorter nation?

Just makes me even taller comparatively. 6'2 would be nothing in Netherlands, yet people think I'm tall here.

>>69966052
annoying when mcs start shouting to beg for a reload too
don't usually hear them much on radio 1/xtra though
what set are you on about?

>>69966055
But of a hypocrite to be honest. He said it's the greatest country on earth, but he also wants to make it great "again". Surely if it's the best he should endeavour to keep it at its current level.

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>>69966082
>ywn be 13 on /b/ again