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are dave edition
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RADICAL CENTRIST
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might move to asia lads which country is the best
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sophie
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>>69961835
you can try
i'm not your typical frail anglo
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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What do you guys think about the Quebec charter of values? It was a proposed ban on government employees being able to wear "ostentatious religious symbols" and prevented people from covering their face while receiving or providing government services.
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wanna die
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this is the official thread
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choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyzb-diZ3Ds
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>>69961872
nah but might switch onto the 3 year course because i can't see much value in getting a masters desu
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watch it carrie
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I have not ever rated, do not currently rate and will not ever rate Paul Pogba.
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>>69961907
Just a smelly weak irecuck
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>>69961868
Asia? Well then look no further than that most quintessentially asian country, Pakistan.
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reposting because banter
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>>69961384
The Ranchero spawned the trend though and was produced without an interruption.

>tfw you will never build a Buick Special ute as a hypothetical conception for the three model years during which the El Camino was paused
>tfw you made this photo manipulation with MS Paint and it looks shoddy as hell
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can someone explain what the last panel means?
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>>69961919
sounds exactly like the kind of thing you would expect from quebec
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me having a snack
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>>69961952
Not a bad idea
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>>69961952
>protecting your bollocks
terrible idea
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>>69961968
bantre
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watching obscure grime dvds from 2004 again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOWSMpEl-Xo
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took a superior anglo shit on an irishperson today
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>>69961919
Good idea. Sadly unthinkable here because the Catholic scum would go apeshit over muh crosses. There are literally still crosses in southern German school classrooms.
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>>69961919
Looks reasonable.
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ah yes
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>>69961995
Cute guy
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>>69961995
where in UK can I find girl like this
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>>69961919
I'm in favour
the government officials are supposed to be secular, and no one else has an issue with these requirements except Muslims

Quebec is the last bastion of high continental European culture
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>>69961899
she's a stick insect now
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every other guy got to experience having sex with a 15 year old why shouldn't i be allowed to ?
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>>69961990
>1 minute 44 seconds

shan't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-yt6pNXrys
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what will the world look like in 200 years lads?

will all white countries have to merge in order to fend off the non-white invasion?
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>>69962057
nonce
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>>69962034
ah yes as always it's the Catholics who are the problem
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could bum anyone here easily
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>>69962041
>GLBT
isnt it LGBT?
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>>69962038
>>69962034
>>69961980
>>69962048
>tfw the provincial liberals won the election and killed the bill
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>>69962102
>>69962102
>>69962102
we're in here
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>>69962038
frenchies crave anglo cock
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>>69962027
good lad
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>>69962034
yeah a crescent would be better, right mehmet?
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>>69962088
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>69962080
just live in the moment dude
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>>69962080
nuclear wasteland
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>>69962080
yes, in australia
yanks can have the simpson
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Don't buy the Sun.
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still no full body pic
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>3 souls collected so far ITT
ah yes...
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kernowANO ajajaja
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>>69962080
i think it's a bit mad how we even exist desu
dunno like
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gonna fucking rip ur kidneys out
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>>69962099
bigot
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>>69962110
Also I consistently manage to quote the wrong posts hahaaa lads funny right?
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>>69962133
jokes on you my soul died ages ago
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>>69962053
It was inevitable. I think the last season of GoT I watched was the one with Oberyn Martell and she was so fucking fat in it.

She was never going to break into Hollywood without shedding about 2 stone, no mater how many jewish willies she entertained.
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>>69962142
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want to smoke weed but anxiety is preventing me from contacting the weedman
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>>69962148
gonna need a link
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>>69962148
also
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>>69961978
never read the stranger
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>>69962133
would let Rose have my soul tbqh
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>>69962181
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>>69962179
>I think the last season of GoT I watched was the one with Oberyn Martell and she was so fucking fat in it.
he character was also supposed to have been skeleton thin because she'd be starving herself lmao
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>>69962126
t. owns shares in Alpha Centauri
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>>69962110
leipzig you are such a stereotype
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Repping Brit synth rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma3plqHb-4Y
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>>69962213
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how big do you think rose's willy is?
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>>69962208
>the empire was genocide
why are you even talking to these twats
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>>69961919
>>69962034
>>69962038
Simply awful.

>change your culture and laws to destroy most of your own religious culture
>others immediately come in to fill the void, ignoring your laws and culture
>CLEARLY the best way to stop them is to destroy the rest of your own religious culture
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Are radical centrists the undisputed master race chosen by god himself
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Stop posting Japanese cartoons in the wrong board.
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>>69962209
that doesn't explain the last panel though
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>>69961978
Most of the story takes place over a long hot summer
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fresh from the 'dit lads
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bottom line, lonnie's a ho yo, she's a ho
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>>69962252
massive
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>>69962262
you don't understand the French mentality
also Quebec is whiter than England is
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>work tomorrow
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feeling a bit sick lads hope its bad enough to kill me

>>69962289
thanks
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>>69961943
did this just happen hahahah
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>>69962287
FOY
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>>69962262
>religious culture
Truly caused a pondering mindset.
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>>69962262
Seperation of church and state is what made europe grade you mongoloid

go jack off to hitchens, nvm thats a sin
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>>69962297
get the fuck off our island asucuck
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>>69961950
might print this post out and hang it on my wall
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>mate wants to go out
>have work at half 8 in the morning

Should I go lads?
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>>69961818
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>>69962259
I love to start shit on this site, and to see how many liberals i can trigger and how many downvotes i can get.
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>>69962335
See >>69962089
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>>69962371
dont care
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>>69962376
bellend
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>>69962335
gas the bavarians
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>>69962301
good tune

might just give it a listen right now
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>>69962376
VERY good post
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>>69962247
GOOD post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtxoNkhKBes&list=PLN2hsRpAkfqMfpnWae9Ln8jZb2eenKGJe&index=28
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ah yes JFs talking about stupid shit no one cares about
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>>69962371
Yeah don't be a cunt
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>>69962343
>Separation of church and state is what made Europe great
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>>69962275
Is radical centrism not a contradiction in itself?
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Common Rasheed phrases:

>FOY
>Southern England > Northern
>There's nothing wrong with mass immigration
>Brexit was bad
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>>69962401
you are a jf, cunt
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>>69962371
Depends. If he wants to go out-out as in to the club then no.

If he wants you to go round his gaff to chill and have like 2 or 3 beers then yeah why not.
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northern poohouse
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>>69962208
so he rejects israel because it takes land from palestine - but not its purpose to protect the ethnic group of Jews?

hmmm
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>>69961919
Saudis and similar don't ban their own shit in their own countries. Why the fuck are we being so magnanimous?
Canada is a Christian country. Guests should accept that or go home.
It's shameful.
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>>69962366
It's true lad
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>>69962343
Untrue.
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>just had a comfy brunch with the gf
>later we'll go ice skating
could get used to this lads
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ban the other krautposters
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>>69962335
lol how all blue areas are ex-DDR
They realised there is no god
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>>69962422
don't think so
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>>69962343
>Separation of church and state is what made europe great
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Had 16 pints yesterday

Never really felt drunk (was extremely hungover from the night before) but feel absolutely shit at the moment
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>>69962376
what do you want
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>>69962420
if you're from the north you are automatically a rasheed
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>>69962400
Wicked in the kitchen.
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>>69962401
>>69962422
yeah cunt
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>>69962343
ahahahahaha
a fucking LEAF
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hows it going partners
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>>69962447
they got TAUGHT there is no god, in school. it was a matter of state policy
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>>69962343
>Seperation of church and state is what made europe grade you mongoloid
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>>69962491
post them
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How do we solve the paki poortherner problem
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>>69962472
I thought Southerners were Rasheeds because of London?
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should I study abroad for a year? is it worth it?

if so what countries are the best?
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bit of Kraken rum, bit of ginger beer

tidy
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>>69962343
Separation of church and state originated in the States u dip
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>>69962444
*skates over your jugular*
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>>69962528
FONT
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>>69962447
No god is best god.

t. Nietzsche's school town
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>>69962498
grim
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>>69962532
>dark and stormy without goslings
trademark infringement and poor taste
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>>69962432
>canada is a christian country

the catholic church ran everything in quebec until the 1960s and then we rebelled against that and no one has been religious since. all our churches are empty. that's why we want the muslims to fuck off with their ridiculous religious customs
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>>69962520

remove
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>>69962546
explain how that is normie
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need a wee
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who stuck their finger in my arsehole?
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>>69962472
There's more tanned gentlemen in a single London borough than there is in the entirety of the North
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>>69961968
lol
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>>69962532
Kraken rum any good? I've heard people say it's nice but can never justify the price.
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>>69962498
wrong
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Gf still isn't talking to me lads
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>>69962548
Kierkegaard > Nietzsche
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>>69962560
DUDE SLAGS LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVueoznrt9Y
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>>69962560
would probably fall in love with the one in the middle if she dropped 15kg
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>>69962262
It's a half measure against islamification. Ideal solution would be a ban on islam and immigrants from muslim countries.
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>>69962560
finally a post worth reading in this thread
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Can't wait until I'm finished my apprenticeship, I'm going to try working in different places around the world. Britain, europe, the US, canada and maybe australia and new zealand
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anyone elses parents have really really bad social skills?
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>>69962405
>>69962439
>>69962456
>>69962488
>>69962500
without protestantism, which was basically a political protest against the catholic church, europe would still be a backwards shithole run by olive oil niggers
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>>69962579
POORHTERNS OUT
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>>69962605
why haven't you gone and seen her you fucking mong
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Speaking of whom, where to acquire Nigella gf?
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>>69962605
why haven't you gone round to hers?
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safe in the knowledge my life will never be as pathetic as Malik Obama's
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>>69962605
Shes probably moved onto a big dick radical centrist
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12115702
http://www.strawpoll.me/12115702
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Flare up of the 'rrhoids

Feels like my ring is on fire
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>>69962605
dont send her that type of stuff anymore

girls LOVE it when you send them this type of stuff. if you just reciprocate her behavior back to her and not give her any attention she'll be more likely to come crawling back to you for some dick
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Fun fact:

Posting this image on /pol/ will immediately trigger the mods and will result in a ban. I dare one of you to try it as I've already done it.
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>>69961978
the climactic bit of the stranger is him shooting an arab on the beach

the lead up to the shooting is a lengthy bit about how hot the sun is and how irritating he's finding it to be so hot so he just shoots the bloke
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>>69962635
>this fucking leaf
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>>69962633
yeah my mum never knows when to shut up she'll just talk for hours
also brings up politics
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>>69961968
ABSOLUTELY LAUGHING
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>>69962605
>being this clingy
No wonder she's not talking to you.

She should be the one chasing after you.
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>>69962635
GOOD
proddies are just northern Muslims
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>>69962557
wind your neck in leafboy
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>>69962623
It's committing cultural suicide in hopes the invaders follow your example.
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>>69962705
im talking out of my ass and getting so many (You)s its incredible you'd think i was on /his/
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>>69962694
>Igor Yourievitch Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff and Grichka Yourievitch Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff, (or Bogdanov) (born on 29 August 1949 in Saint-Lary, Gers, France) are French celebrities, producers, bankers, politicians[1], writers, physicists and scientific essayists

jesus christ these guys have been busy
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>>69962694
>french ""people
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>>69962725
t. jaques le leafre
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>>69962598
yeah mate it's really good

£23 for 70cl ain't bad
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>>69962603
she's a twin?
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>>69962747
>Igor and Grichka
are french people human?
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unpopular opinion: all leafs should be banned from posting
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>>69962687
Poaching sounds the most delicious but complicated as fuck. I only manage something similiar if my boiled eggs end up undercooked.

Otherwise scrambled eggs are a good. Tons of great stuff you can add for DIVERSIFICATION.
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>>69962747
Did you see what it looked like when /pol/ edited the wikipedia page? I don't have a copy of it. They have it.

Post that picture on pol and write "can somebody give me a quick rundown on these guys?" or "tell me about the anonymous phone call that saved Europe"
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this thread is dire
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>>69962777
this magical invention called "video editing"
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Hey do you guys like Karen?
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>>69962694
What have they done to their faces?
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>>69962725
You arrive at the flywheel of the Northern Powerhouse: Blackpool.
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>>69962810
>poaching
>complicated
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>>69962845
blackpool grime
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>>69962726
you're missing out
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>>69962815
yea im not getting enough attention
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>>69962845
you little cheeky bastard
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>>69962834
Their faces are composed of a steel alloy whose composition is not yet understood.
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>>69962827
damn right
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>>69962813
im not going to do that 2bh

but could you give me a quick rundwon on these guys?

and whats the anonymous phone call that you're talking about?
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How much do you earn /brit/?
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What are they trying to hide?

>The Rundown

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
>>
fuck fiji
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amon goeth's granddaughter

poetic justice
>>
extremely paranoid about someone searching my filenames on the archive and doxxing me
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>>69962827
>>
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R8 FACE
>>
Got a prawn sarnie from the tesco for 10p
>>
>>69962733
this >>69962623

you're enforcing a self-destructive legal/cultural norm to destroy an enemy who explicitly refuses to subscribe to your legal and cultural norms

expecting this to help is magical thinking
>>
>>69962903
dad gives me 450 a month which was a lot as a school kid but now i think i need a raise
>>
>>69962907
this lad knows
>>
>>69962827
i like karen but i hate the people who post her, they never want to talk
>>
>>69962946
FOB
>>
>>69962920
top fucking kek
>>
>>69962847
its the most difficult culinary skill there is, ask anyone from the food network
>>
>>69962936
yelling
>>
>>69962936
eton tory billionaire rothschild
>>
>>69962884
jesus christ what an ugly nigger
>>
>>69962902
They've written scientific journals that are so far advanced that they're not yet fully understood.

They've spoken five languages since the age of 6
>>
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A
A


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A
A
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAA
AAAAAA
A

AAAAAAAAAAA
AAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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lol
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>>69962936
Harry_Spacker.jpg

Magnificent hair though
>>
started a /dpt/ gimmick
>>
>>69962963
I didn't want to talk about my illnesses so I posted Karen
>>
this ones actually been emailed in as a suggestion

that person whos done that:
dont email in

cos youre disqualified, from the comp.
>>
>>69962948
I know too much my friend
>>
state your name cuz
>>
>>69962969
isn't complicated though
>>
>>69962884
his nose looks like a double barreled shotgun
>>
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>nintendo finally goes HD
>in the year 2017
>>
>>69962847
I didn't know that the egg white would wrap around the yolk by itself magically. I thought there was highly skillful movement involved. I can't even make fried eggs properly, they always end up either with a runny top, a burnt underside or tearing apart when I want to get them out of the pan. Scrambled eggs have been invented for clueless morons like me, and thank God for the clueless moron who invented them.
>>
>>69963037
howling
>>
>>69963033
Tarquin Rupert Marmoset de Fleurier.

I'm from Surrey and do enjoy that Skepta gentleman.
>>
>>69963021
>T FAGGOT WHO WILL NEVER BE FA
>>
>>69963024
are you the one who's keeping up the "x is pretty much useless" gimmick with me
>>
>>69963037
retching
>>
>>69963000
What the fuck is wrong with them and their faces? Are they aliens?
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Even the ancient Romans knew this.
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>>69963073
no i just wrote the first one
>>
>>69963037
gagging
>>
>>69963088
York isn't there
>>
>>69963037
squealing
>>
>>69962907
>>>/x/
>>
>>69963000
>They've written scientific journals that are so far advanced that they're not yet fully understood.


huh

what journals
>>
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>>69963088
the west midlands urban area is literally on the border
proof that the midlands exist
>>
>>69963037
>that
>HD

nah mate
>>
>>69963037
contorting
>>
I WANT TO WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
>>
>>69963083
yeah they're shapeshifters and the first transmission they ever received from earth was bo selecta
>>
>>69962920
she looks like him but not in a good way
>>
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wow
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>>69963083
you'll have to ask pol that one. I really don't know

I also don't know who was called or what was discussed in the anonymous phone call that saved Europe
>>
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Hey guys tell me about your life in Britain.

Would you be my friend?
>>
>>69963055
literal retard
>>
Honest question. I'm a pakistani immigrant who usually votes labour what would be the best place in the country to move, was thinking up north near scotland
>>
why arent these alien twins that rule the world talked about more? they seem really cool, can't believe i've only just heard of them
>>
>>69962903
32k as a graduate
>>
>>69963149
>>69963150
>18:12:54
>18:12:53

hmm
>>
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>>69962907
>>
>>69963132
stuff on quantum physics
>>
>>69963037
yelling
>>
>>69962941
>self-destructive
We are seculars. We have no problem keeping our faith private, they don't. In society, the laws of men supercede the laws of whatever god you pray to. People who disagree are free to go live their faith in religious countries.
>>
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>>69963132
I think they discussed what happened in the first 3 femtoseconds after the Big Bang or something like that

>>69963192
that's the power of the Bog
>>
>>69963025
what's wrong with you?
>>
>>69963149
guy on the right is the paternal great grandfather of jay leno
>>
>>69962605
Clean your floor
>>
>>69963183
because it's not real
>>
2007 was a year filled with absolute kinos

>No Country for Old Men
>The Assassination of Jesse James
>There Will Be Blood
>Eastern Promises
>Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
>Zodiac
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk
>>
>>69963149
>>69963150
>>69963192
FUCKEN AYY LMAOS
>>
>>69963208
strong chin
>>
£48k at my dad's company

Fair market rate would probably be around £30k so I'm pretty much a wastrel runt being subsidised tbqh.
>>
plucking up the courage to contact the weedman

if he fobs me off after all this i wont be a happy bunny
>>
>>69963183
because they have people like >>69963222 employed to cover it up
>>
>>69963225
in retrospect 2007 was the year everything changed
>>
Forgot the cleaning lady's name lads.
>>
shouldn't've is an ugly looking word
>>
>>69963240
try not to get raped
>>
DUDE HOBBIES GO OUTSIDE AND SHIT IN THE WOODS LMAO
>>
>>69963037
>honking
>>
>>69963238
>tfw my dad sold his company in his 40s and basically timed his finances so he would die with nothing left to give to his children

ah yes..............................................
>>
>>69963281
i don't get raped i do the raping
>>
>>69963225
>ciné
>flick
>flop
>flop
>flick

only Zodiac is kino
>>
>>
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't lift
genuinely baffling to me
>>
>>69963255
Yeah although nobody seems to know why.
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogdanov_affair

Triggered STEMfags are ridiculous, length of that fucking article
>>
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What was discussed in the anonymous phone call that saved Europe?
>>
MATE PUB, FOOTY, CLUB, DONT PULL, SCRAN, REPEAT NEXT WEEKEND

OUR FUN LITERALLY REVOLVES AROUND ALCOHOL BECAUSE THERE IS SHIT ELSE TO DO HERE
>>
>Göth's granddaughter was born on Göth's daughter fucking a Nigerian man
>he didn't raise her
SCREAMING
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOx81aG-EN4

disco tune lads
>>
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Started off the day with some shower sex lads
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*does a listen*

hmmm yes, very depressing
>>
>>69963306
Actually it was awful lol
>>
>>69963211
Just like on the other thread, I've been through trauma that keeps like reliving itself if I travel to England, and I'm getting kicked out
I don't know how will I survive but the only concern in my life right now is to not have constant severe panic attacks once I'm in the uk because I don't know if it's possible to heal in such conditions and I've been going to a psychologist in here for a few months and it helped me tremendously
But I'm getting kicked out
>>
>>69963334
hoodling
>>
>>69963334
sounds fucking great Tbh
>>
>>69963347
>basically stealing my post

nah, you fuck off
>>
>>69963347
2bh if i was the daughter of a SS kz-lager-führer i would shag as many nonwhites as i could too
>>
>>69963360
FONYT
>>
>>69963334
yodeling
>>
>>69963330
>anonymous phone call that saved Europe?

what?
>>
DUDE 30 STONE OF TRIGGERED BURGER MESS LMAO
>>
>>69963369
Go stay in the lake district
>>
What are you meant to do when you have caries but fear medical procedures and panic during them to the point of passing out?
>>
>>69963427
Lake District?
>>
>neogaf banned a game journocuck for 3 months for doing a U-turn on whether /v/ leaks were real
ROLF
>>
>>69963396
MASSIVE bender
>>
>>69963386
it wouldn't have been as funny if it was his son fucking a black woman who raised her
>>
>>69963453
yes, the lake district
>>
>>69963411
THERE ARE STONES AT THE BOTTOM OF RIVERBEDS WHERE I GO WALKING WOAH WAS THAT A BEAR I SWEAR THAT WAS A BEAR

DUDE LOOK A WALL I COULD GO ROCK CLIMBING IF I WANTED TO
>>
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>>69963409
This guy made an anonymous phone call that saved Europe
>>
>>69963453
Lake district, area in northern England. Pretty and quiet
>>
What is the best streaming options for a TV? Don't want to be shackled to a PC all day
>>
>>69963453
>>69963478
don't come anywhere near me polard cunt
>>
>>69963360
what do you use as lube? also how tall are you and your gf
>>
>>69963495
When?

Saved from what?
>>
>>69963454
you going to translate this? I don't speak wasteman
>>
DUDE GOT A MULTITOOL AND WHITTLE SOME STICK TO A POINT LMAO
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGv8CFDj5yI

Not a fan of Pakis, but this dance circle thing looks fun as fuck.
>>
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>>69963319
wouldnt expect you to understand, it requires a certain level of intelligence
>>
>>69963453
Go stay in a country that isn't the UK
>>
>>69963553
why are you so mad?
>>
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Whitby
>>
>>69963330
>>69963495
he looks like the whacky caricature version of himself that cartoonists will make of you in manhattaten
>>
>>69963502
If I had a choice I would go to Preston and study with my best friend

I can only go to bognor
I'm sorry
>>
>>69963319
Can't afford a gym membership atm desu
>>
>>69963539
>Saved from what?

you literally cannot comprehend
>>
>>69963319
the gym would give me a panic attack
also i don't even know where to start with that stuff
>>
>>69963525
Spit and our juices
5'10 & 5'4
>>
>>69963586
PRESTON MENTIONED
>>
whose a good girl on the internet to cum to?
>>
>>69941622
>>69941622
>>
>>69963586
Go there then, nothing wrong with the sea
>>
>>69963571
I would live in Japan if it was up to me

Infact if it was up to me I would never exist
>>
DUDE UMAD DUDE LMAO
>>
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>>69963610
rose
>>
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Framlingham
>>
i plan on having 3 kids. one androgenous boy and/or girl named En, a boy named Theo, and a girl named Jen
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggP4aH13_M
>>
>>69963646
dire
>>
love that thick earthy natural smell you sometimes get in the countryside
>>
>>69963588
literally costs me £25 a month in london
>>69963592
no it wouldn't, stop being a child
download starting strength
>>
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me
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>>69963698
'sheed
>>
>>69963690
i pay 15 pounds a month for a gym membership you're getting ripped off
>>
>>69963690
>no it wouldn't, stop being a child
how is that childish?
>>
>>69963690
I don't want to pay monthly, only doing a temp job currently, I'd rather pay as a lump sum.
>>
told my dad about the igor and garincha bigdickoff fuckers and he didn't believe me
i believe it 100% though, i did barely any research but once i saw on wikipedia that theyre ultra intelligent french royalty i knew right then and there that these men might run the world
>>
>>69963632
you cant let your shitty parents fuck up your life anon
>>
>>69963738
you probably go to a shit gym
>>
>>69963738
>in london
>>69963766
tell us more about them
started some preliminary research
>>
>>69963610
Princess Dust
>>
I GOTTA LET YOU GO
NO MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
>>
>>69963784
nah its got all the equipment I need, is 24/7 and also offers martial arts lessons
>>
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>>69963766
r/The_Bogdanoff
>>
>>69963831
>>69963831
>>69963831
>>
>>69963739
you are literally scared of setting foot in a gym
what about that is not childish
>>
>>69963835
you know too much.
>>
>>69963835
what is with /pol/ and thinking old money give a shit about them
>>
>>69963805
london should have the cheapest gyms in the UK due to competition
>>
>>69963686
The smell of rotting fallen foliage?
>>
>>69963869
its just a meme
>>
To be honest thank you /Brit/.
I feel much calmer now and just a few minutes ago I was sweating and nervous as fuck
You've given me some hope man I'm my eyes are watery and I'm being a little bitch again but thank you
No other board or general gave a single fuck
I'm already q bit anxious when I think about it but ill fucking make it you know like fuvk you I'll make it
I'll play ducking archeage like I used to and shitpost on brit and travel to Japan and fucking play paintball with that one lad and listen to the stories of that old man who told me that Internet provider was just ripping us the fuck off because o2 sold out and shit and complain about shit and meet people like that one teacher back in Poland who was British and he was the greatest fucking lad I've ever known and felt more like q true friend than ANYONE
And I'll learn the anime language and talk to all the Japanese girls and be friends with the qt jap guys but no homo
Most of all I will feel SAFE and complain about the shitty Internet and be impressed by Nintendo ads in every GAME and fuck man I will survive
ill make it for you Brit so you can shitpost about me in the future
Thank you
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